A new season begins… and chaos returns stronger than ever.
The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 with English Subtitles
As the battle between power and control escalates, old enemies resurface and new threats emerge. Lines between heroes and villains blur even further as secrets unravel.
In a brutal world where nothing is sacred, the fight is far from over.
Watch The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 in HD with English Subtitles.
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The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 with English Subtitles
As the battle between power and control escalates, old enemies resurface and new threats emerge. Lines between heroes and villains blur even further as secrets unravel.
In a brutal world where nothing is sacred, the fight is far from over.
Watch The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 in HD with English Subtitles.
#TheBoys #Season5 #Episode1 #ActionCrime #EnglishSubtitles #Streaming #HD
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually
00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest
00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar
00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i
00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line
00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable
00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our
00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:19is
00:02:36oh
00:02:38U.S.A! U.S.A!
00:02:40U.S.A! U.S.A!
00:02:43Thank you, and welcome
00:02:44to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03Got them. Got them headed to the place now.
00:03:08Hey, John. Mr. Horace, you're in sight.
00:03:11You're a brave hero.
00:03:13Go!
00:03:15Go!
00:03:16Go!
00:03:28Starlight is running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough.
00:03:36We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06He designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the armed forces,
00:04:14thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18The minimum is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Man, days passed from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this is the most important truth.
00:04:35This is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48What just happened to that little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wh-
00:04:56Homewender and Queen Mayhem are the gods of thieving us.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:03No!
00:05:03What?
00:05:03So they could tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Mayhem.
00:05:09No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:16Go get it out!
00:05:17Noooo!
00:05:17What the f***!
00:05:19What the f***!
00:05:37What the f***!
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period, and the American people have the good
00:05:52sense to call out a lie when they see...
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every...
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity
00:06:41or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't
00:07:05tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:16You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25That everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:33The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:53Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you?
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm sorry.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:27It's that people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure.
00:08:34But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts where it counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Yeah, well, I can relate to that.
00:09:08But I need people to be devoted to me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's going to make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days, we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:11:11you mind being more careful
00:11:14thank you also tears of any exploits
00:11:24enjoy
00:11:36yeah
00:11:37yeah
00:11:40yeah
00:11:40yeah
00:11:48my friend
00:11:49yeah
00:11:52yeah
00:11:55Oh, no!
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:08Oh!
00:12:09Oh!
00:12:13Oh!
00:12:14Luis, dame vida.
00:12:15Oh, yeah.
00:12:17Oh!
00:12:19Oh!
00:12:20Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:30Oh!
00:12:30Danny got the Flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:36Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say?
00:12:43No!
00:12:44Ah!
00:12:46Ah!
00:12:46Ah!
00:12:48Ah!
00:12:48Ah!
00:12:49Ah!
00:12:50Ah!
00:12:50Ah!
00:13:01Oh
00:13:20Hello Dad
00:13:24Really?
00:13:32You are a wanted man. What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover
00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead
00:13:50And there you are
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you
00:14:09About the funeral
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it
00:14:16People like you and me
00:14:17Don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:29And the headache
00:14:31Reminds me of him
00:14:41Five fucking weeks
00:14:42Let me practice that rings trick
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went
00:14:48So fucking chuffed
00:14:50So fucking chuffed
00:14:53And then he come home
00:14:56And you called him a little poof
00:15:00Well
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:03Why are you here?
00:15:06Why are you here?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful
00:15:22You
00:15:23All the times you knocked the shit out of me
00:15:24Gave me the belt or whatever
00:15:27Made me who I am
00:15:30Made me just like you
00:15:32Son
00:15:33I'll show you
00:15:35Son
00:15:37Please
00:15:38I know
00:15:42But it'll give me a good fucking laugh
00:15:44I know
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh
00:15:50Just to hear you scream
00:15:53You don't get a change, have you?
00:16:03Who says
00:16:05I wanna change
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No, I just love being at work
00:16:26It's exciting
00:16:27Room temperature like you like
00:16:34Have a good show
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges
00:16:43Tell him it's for me
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday
00:16:46Um, tell Jerry I said fuck off
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:58Howdy there, boss!
00:17:01Dude you look bashing today!
00:17:04Well my whole life
00:17:05Has been dedicated to saving these people
00:17:08And yet their hearts
00:17:10Are fluttering like
00:17:13Fucking rabbits
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh they ain't hiding nothing
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all
00:17:31Meanwhile your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes
00:17:34Sir I'm so so sorry
00:17:36No more of me making milk
00:17:37I do more than anything
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker something awful
00:17:45They were killing me
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies
00:18:03Like A.I.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence
00:18:07So Starlight did use that dang fangled A.I.
00:18:11First she went and deep faked Thomas Godalkin himself
00:18:15Yeah but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter
00:18:22Of innocent young heroes that got you
00:18:25Then she went and A.I. this so called
00:18:28Flat 37 video
00:18:30Oh god sloppy word
00:18:32If we freeze it
00:18:33Here, yeah
00:18:36I mean last I checked I do not have seven fingers on one hand
00:18:40Now isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes it is
00:19:23You're going to break me down
00:19:24Yes this is what you said
00:19:24I'm looking for it
00:19:24That was my wanting to see
00:19:24But there is nothing
00:19:31With the-
00:19:33That's what I came to do
00:19:34This is what I came to do
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him,
00:19:59in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look,
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man,
00:20:10we ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream,
00:20:14gassing up a plow down.
00:20:16Wheels up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth,
00:20:30meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:33Huey,
00:20:35none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:39Look,
00:20:40I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:49almost blown up at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at Vaughn on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:54oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:20:59I should be dead.
00:21:01Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:06you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:08Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:12Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:34See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake, sir.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what,
00:22:16as for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was going to do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid five out of ten
00:22:29any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43But did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is
00:22:55oy, oy, oy, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bought got tired of me
00:23:01ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once
00:23:05in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:11They found my asshole
00:23:12like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full
00:23:28of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake
00:23:35most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey,
00:23:47Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course,
00:23:53it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56There's what else
00:23:57are we gonna do
00:23:58if science walk into it.
00:24:00Why haven't you tried
00:24:01to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill
00:24:11Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Landa.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us
00:24:18have the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:33Is that a signal?
00:24:35So, we're doing
00:24:35broad daylight now?
00:24:37We
00:24:37are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40Certainly.
00:24:41In 36 hours, we
00:24:42are finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is
00:24:49why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie
00:24:59and whoever she brings
00:25:00with her in,
00:25:02and then they door in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need
00:25:09a lot more Molotov,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait.
00:25:19You've known where the guys
00:25:20are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry
00:25:22and want to tit slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you
00:25:25didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly,
00:25:27they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:32Hmm.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean,
00:25:39he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:44Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right then.
00:25:56You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey,
00:26:08you want to see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spearless filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean,
00:26:39what could she even do
00:26:40besides flash her little
00:26:41high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then,
00:26:47why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the
00:26:57other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And you haven't found
00:27:07a train.
00:27:09Or a butcher.
00:27:12You're a war starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if
00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30with Gavin,
00:27:32our stage manager,
00:27:34and it turns out
00:27:37he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple
00:27:41of starlight posts
00:27:42in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme
00:27:44about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder
00:27:47who else is a traitor
00:27:49hiding in plain sight.
00:27:51Sir,
00:27:51you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked
00:27:52one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary,
00:27:55but, gentlemen,
00:28:00do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03I don't know.
00:28:04No, sir.
00:28:09No, sir.
00:28:26No, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell? You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay? You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey, but enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single, but you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven. Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:45Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:16Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:22How is married life the power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29It's touchy.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill D-E-I.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more starlighters arrested.
00:30:47But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:58Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel, Rowan, and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered Barrett for president.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28You're a soup.
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys?
00:32:07They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, Worm.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec,
00:32:27and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time,
00:32:55and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:58And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees,
00:33:02but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that,
00:33:17and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
00:33:19How does seeing a tunnel fuck Vought?
00:33:21You do the tunnel,
00:33:23I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Check you long enough.
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh Raid last month.
00:34:09Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go, Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins,
00:34:13but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow,
00:34:25so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vaught prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out,
00:34:52we need your help.
00:34:53So, what, I'm just supposed to join
00:34:55this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it.
00:35:23I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:35No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up, too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49Oui, petit tour.
00:35:50You want the guard chain shift?
00:35:51And we go at dawn.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:56Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit
00:36:06the tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07when a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Moonshine's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:30Kimiko, too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them,
00:36:40and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see
00:36:43Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is,
00:36:46is that they're a shit ton safer
00:36:48without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8
00:36:58in Farrah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris
00:37:07compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:09And even if we make it out of here,
00:37:11we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day, I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:39We both know they're coming.
00:38:41Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking,
00:38:55Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it.
00:39:09From your perspective, you're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:00Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been, like, a year, some change now?
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
00:40:22Instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31It's a police.
00:40:33Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47I'm not Raina.
00:40:48Your nephews.
00:40:49I mean, yeah.
00:40:51Moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom will be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, go ahead.
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:28Right now, it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander,
00:43:13you don't even see what this has done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:27It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:34Sooner or later, I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C,
00:43:54that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible to, like,
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:58and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here
00:44:12thinking I should just blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that
00:44:18Huey Safer and his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep, dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great. I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop at?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:53Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaughn.
00:44:58That guy's fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated,
00:45:03and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:45:04I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:08So you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:47Oh, no.
00:45:50Oh, no.
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:49That wasn't so bad.
00:46:52Jose, don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the Reacher's pack I'm working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick.
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become, and you did all that for me.
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the
00:49:03only one that's ever challenged me, and there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Ronnie's going to fly us out.
00:49:52Annie, Annie!
00:49:54Oh, shit.
00:50:01What the fuck?
00:50:03Pilly!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Oh, God.
00:50:25Don't you.
00:50:32Oh, God!
00:50:35Move!
00:50:36Move!
00:50:37Oh!
00:50:38Hey, hey.
00:50:39Hey, baby.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see him.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see him!
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:57Where is she going?
00:51:59Please!
00:52:01Ow!
00:52:08Ow!
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:13Ow!
00:52:15Ow!
00:52:16Ow!
00:52:24Ow, ow!
00:52:28Come on!
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06Hey, I'm still.
00:53:07Stay there.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:20She's coming back.
00:53:23Deliaam!
00:53:39She's coming back.
00:54:21She's coming back.
00:54:28She's coming back.
00:54:29Run!
00:54:32Run!
00:54:36Run!
00:54:37Run!
00:54:38Run!
00:54:38Run!
00:54:41Run!
00:54:44Run!
00:54:46Run!
00:54:48Run!
00:54:52Run!
00:54:54Run!
00:54:56Run!
00:54:58Run!
00:54:59Run!
00:55:01Run!
00:55:08Run!
00:55:11Run!
00:55:17Run!
00:55:20Run!
00:55:31Run!
00:55:33Run!
00:55:35Run!
00:55:36Run!
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know about you.
00:55:44I don't know about you.
00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:37What was I so afraid of?
00:56:43You are...
00:56:46...fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:05And what are you, huh?
00:57:06Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:12Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15But what's the possible answer?
00:57:20None of us.
00:57:21Weak!
00:57:32Weak!
00:57:34No, no, no!
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