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00:01are you thinking about taking drugs well think again because drugs are not the
00:07answer take it from me Hank Wigan oh don't remember this ugly mug two years
00:15ago I was a star I won nine games in a row but by the end of August I was
00:20gone
00:26cut not good oh you caught the ball yeah look I usually get line ratings but let me try this
00:36here here Hollywood ain't holding its breath yeah well they're doing it wrong I mean for Hank
00:42tell the director I thought I'd give the marriage a few months before I go for the meddling wife
00:47thing his arm came back day after he hooked up I say metal you okay just gas go help your
00:55man
00:56give me a little room here to work it out
01:07take it from me Hank Wigan like that no hey sweetheart hey hi Brian hey you boys having
01:17a little trouble with the big speech yeah you got any ideas it's your story just be yourself drugs
01:23were there you took them simple why'd you get clean because I was gonna die and come April because you're
01:30clean you're starting opening day against the Yanks try it our way yeah let's start with the second part
01:43first that'll get him in the groove we'll do the throwing thing first everybody wants to direct
01:51Warner all right yeah he's good you just bring it babe just tell your story
01:58roll cameras rolling sound speed come on kid show what you're gonna give the Aggies all right action
02:18oh
02:33It's going to be okay, it's going to be okay.
03:06It's going to be okay.
03:24It's going to be okay.
03:50Well, how old is he?
03:51I mean, the osteopenia is just early onset.
03:53Oh, let's see.
03:55Born 9-21-77.
03:58It's Hank Wiggin?
04:01He signed it, sweet.
04:04Yeah.
04:04To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of Medicine.
04:08Did you ask for that?
04:09Just the Jimmy part.
04:12The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery that would let him pitch again.
04:16But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, we can reverse the bone damage, then do the surgery.
04:21Beat the Yankees and save the free world.
04:29It was a working dinner.
04:31My work, company pays.
04:35I don't know.
04:36I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into.
04:39Well, then it's stop being work.
04:43You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, you can reimburse me for these.
04:49Are they $5.57, I believe?
04:58Let me know about Friday?
04:59Mm-hmm.
05:00Yeah.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:25None of the usual suspects.
05:27Age isn't right in apparent perfect health before this incident.
05:30MRI, Piscan, negative procedures.
05:31Test him again.
05:32It's got to be cancer.
05:33Sorry, I'm late.
05:34Car broke down on the interstate.
05:38Don't believe you.
05:40Chem 7 also shows a poor kidney function.
05:42Now, why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function?
05:44Cancer.
05:45It first attacks the bones and then the kidneys.
05:48Come on, people.
05:49You're 17 and 7.
05:51Z-R-A was 2.1.
05:53You want it to be his kidneys.
05:54Because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it.
05:56Maybe we can fix it.
05:58And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again.
06:00Is this where a regular guy came in and broke his arm lifting a box?
06:03He would have packed him up and sent him home.
06:04My God, you're right.
06:05I lost my head.
06:06All life is equally sacred.
06:08And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in here,
06:11we're on it like stink on cheese.
06:13He weighed 175 his rookie year.
06:16Stop.
06:16Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan.
06:19Why?
06:20He let himself go.
06:21Steroids.
06:22The guy was a drug user.
06:23I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals.
06:26That'd explain the white guy.
06:27And the kidney problems.
06:28And the bone loss.
06:29Go ask him what he's on.
06:31When he says nothing, have him pee in a cup.
06:37If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes.
06:41And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble.
06:45I was coming in early.
06:47Huh.
06:48Unprompted lies.
06:49That's a bad sign.
06:51Either a guilty conscience or something personal is going on.
06:59See, that's all you had to do.
07:00Just walk in, sit down, do your job.
07:06No.
07:07No, I never took him.
07:10We're going to need a urine sample.
07:13I don't know.
07:13You don't trust me.
07:18Baby, I'm worried about taking this morphine.
07:21You're in pain.
07:22The doses are monitored.
07:24It's not a slip.
07:25Besides, opiates weren't your thing.
07:28They should have been.
07:30Whoa.
07:30Mr. Wiggin, the urine sample.
07:33I want to say no.
07:35So I am.
07:37No.
07:38Trust is a big issue in early recovery.
07:41He really did gain the weight, honestly.
07:44If you say so.
07:47You're not getting it.
07:52Think so, I'm an idiot.
07:54He sure does.
08:04Should we save a sample?
08:05Dr. Sports Fan can put it in loose sight and hang it around his neck.
08:10Hey, Friday night, can you cover for me?
08:13I think so.
08:16Oh, Friday.
08:17No, I'm sorry.
08:18I have to go to that oncology thing, that seminar.
08:20All right.
08:21What's going on?
08:22Dinner with the drug rep.
08:24Casting pharmaceuticals.
08:26Arnie claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one.
08:30Ah, new guy.
08:34Do you need cash?
08:39No, I don't have that much on me.
08:42No, no.
08:42It's not a problem.
08:44No.
08:44I'll be over by 6.
08:46Okay.
08:475 p.m.
08:48Dr. House checks out.
08:50It's 4.45.
08:51I was rounding up.
08:53Carol Moffitt, please see Dr. House in exam one.
08:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:57Not so fast, Kathy.
08:58It's Carol.
08:59Uh, uh, trouble with the legs?
09:04When's the wedding?
09:06This Saturday.
09:07Not much time to fit into that pretty dress, and no time for practical shoe shopping.
09:11You're running two miles a day further than you should be.
09:13It hurts, right?
09:14New shoes, less miles, the next day on the afternoon cokes are going to look beautiful.
09:18What's wrong with you?
09:19I can't get my contact lenses out.
09:21Out of what?
09:22They're not in your eyes.
09:23But they're red.
09:24That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.
09:27What's wrong with you?
09:27Uh, lately, uh, my wife has noticed that...
09:30Yeah, yeah.
09:31Symptoms.
09:31We're working on a personal vest here.
09:33Uh, numbness in my feet and hands, uh, constipation.
09:37And?
09:37Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private...
09:40Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee.
09:43You're a dentist.
09:45Nitrous oxide poisoning, which means you're either dipping into your own supply or you've got a bad valve in the
09:49office.
09:49Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber.
09:52Meanwhile, get yourself some B12.
09:54Who's left?
09:55I can't see.
10:00No, I'm just screwing with you.
10:02It's a hangover.
10:03My English lit prof told me he'd bail me next time if I didn't show up with a doctor's note.
10:07We'll make friends with the dentist.
10:08He can give you a note and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off.
10:14Dr. House.
10:17He's tested negative for steroids.
10:19Elevated beta-2 proteins, though.
10:20Could be cancerous.
10:22Amyloidosis or lymphoma.
10:23Or steroids.
10:24You guys got any money on you?
10:25He tested negative for steroids.
10:26I, um, had a couple of 20s on me.
10:2850 of them?
10:30Foreman?
10:31The fat pad biopsy and abdominal CT scan were negative for the cancers, but...
10:35Well, it just leaves us with steroids.
10:37He tested negative for steroids.
10:39Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to find
10:44ways to hide steroid use.
10:47But there is one thing they can't hide.
10:49I'm a cardiologist or a cardiologist.
10:56Hi.
10:57I'm Dr. House.
10:58And this is the coolest day of my life.
11:07See?
11:08Steroid use shrinks the testicles.
11:11I'm clean, man.
11:13No steroids, no nothing.
11:14Your lips say no.
11:16Your prunes say yes.
11:18Hypogonadism.
11:19Isn't that a great word?
11:21Thanks.
11:21We don't get to say it nearly enough.
11:23Start him on Lupron right away.
11:28These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment.
11:31For money.
11:32I feel sorry for them.
11:34He drops a clean urine, denies using steroids, then you're giving him a drug for what?
11:38Steroid abuse?
11:40No.
11:41No, it's not.
11:42No, it's got calcium in it.
11:43It's very good for the bones.
11:45Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk.
11:53How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy?
11:56You put him on Lupron.
11:57Uh-huh.
11:58And you told him it was like milk?
12:00Yes.
12:01Is there any way in which that is not a lie?
12:05It's creamy.
12:07But I had three reasons.
12:09Good ones?
12:10Well, we'll see in a minute.
12:11I'm just making them up now.
12:13He lied to me first.
12:14Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right.
12:17If he lies to me about not taking steroids and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured.
12:21Adds up for me.
12:22Second reason?
12:23If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff.
12:25And if he told you the truth, what would this stuff do to him?
12:28Severe respiratory problems.
12:29Third reason?
12:31I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect.
12:34Excellent.
12:35You and your lawyer can write a paper.
12:38Which brings me to my fourth reason.
12:40I thought you said there were only three.
12:42I thought you'd buy one of them.
12:43Seriously?
12:44He's not going to sue.
12:45Because his lawyer is a nice guy who will realize it's unfair to blame us for ruining this kid's $100
12:51million career.
12:52Good guess, but no.
12:53If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, it means he's not on steroids.
12:58Which means there's something else wrong with him.
13:01And the choices for that something else are almost universally very bad.
13:27Osteopenia messing his bones up, hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function, and
13:33we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy who was not on steroids.
13:40And it's not cancer.
13:42So what's killing him?
13:43Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved?
13:47Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone.
13:51Throw out the lungs.
13:52That was the Lupron.
13:53My fault.
13:53Don't worry, I'll send him a nice note.
13:55What about something environmental?
13:57Arsenic, mercury.
13:58The symptoms could indicate...
14:00Pretty small environment.
14:01Wife's fine.
14:02No one else is sick.
14:02If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up.
14:05The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands.
14:10Addison's disease.
14:11I like it.
14:12Mainly, of course, because the treatment is...
14:15Steroids.
14:16Enough irony for all of us.
14:17Treatment will cause him to retain fluid.
14:19With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die.
14:22Well, get him a new kidney.
14:24Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms except for the kidney problems.
14:29What's causing the kidney problems?
14:31Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now...
14:33He tested negative for steroids.
14:35He tested negative for steroids.
14:36Agreed.
14:36He's not on steroids now.
14:38But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, it could have caused the kidney
14:42damage.
14:43You see, kidneys don't wear watches.
14:48Sure, gallbladders do, but it doesn't matter, because kidneys can't tell time.
14:54Steroid damage could take years.
14:57No steroids.
14:58How many times does he have to tell you?
15:00I don't know.
15:00Well, how many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean at the league?
15:05That's completely different.
15:06Oh, that's right, I remember.
15:07You never did come clean.
15:09The league was out to get you.
15:10They faked the blood tests.
15:12You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything.
15:14If Hank says he never used steroids, that's the truth.
15:18That's too bad, because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by A, and everything
15:24else is caused by B. The beauty of this theory is that we can treat A and B. But if
15:29you add
15:30the kidney symptoms back into the mix, then we are looking at another letter altogether,
15:35one that is apparently not in the alphabet.
15:37Can't fix the bones, no more baseball, no more breathing, no more brain function.
15:45Get another explanation.
15:47Okay, yeah, I think I got one in my other pants.
15:52Hold on.
15:57Five years ago, Bangor, Maine.
16:00My pitching coach had me on something.
16:02I never knew what it was.
16:04And you never tried too hard to find out, either.
16:09I gained 12 pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks.
16:12I'm sorry, man.
16:17Huh?
16:19How you doing, Doc?
16:21Good.
16:21Very good.
16:22Yeah.
16:28You want me to put Hank Wiggin on the transplant list?
16:31He needs a new kidney.
16:32I was thinking the kidney people might have some.
16:34Well, they like to save them through people who have, how do I put this, kidney problems.
16:38He's a professional ball player, brings joy to millions.
16:42Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die?
16:45That's a great idea.
16:46We could be the hospital that killed two people.
16:48The guy who deserved the kidney and the ball player we bumped up the list when we weren't
16:53even sure what was wrong with him.
16:54Everything else is related to the Addison.
16:56The test for Addison's was inconclusive.
16:58The test for Addison's is always inconclusive.
17:01Why do we do it at all?
17:02We should just ask you.
17:10You're not putting him on the list.
17:11Your powers of deduction are breathtaking.
17:15You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down.
17:17What I live for.
17:20Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day.
17:22Ask me something I can say yes to.
17:42Oh, I'm sorry, doctor.
17:44I didn't know you were busy.
17:45Want me to come back?
17:47Is he on the list?
17:48No.
17:49Then I'm giving him one of mine.
17:51Okay.
17:52You're not going to tell me it's a bad idea?
17:54Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it?
17:57Not my area.
17:59That is, however, my chair.
18:02When do we do it?
18:04Very noble gesture.
18:07My favorite kind.
18:08Dramatic, yet completely empty.
18:10The chances of non-identical twins being a match.
18:14You're writing a book?
18:15I made it a question just because it's more polite.
18:17You got a big keep-out sign stapled on your forehead.
18:20That explains it.
18:21I told him to put it on my door.
18:23Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, you should
18:28at least be able to see it in other people.
18:31Yeah, right.
18:32True love.
18:33That's just how we match organs these days.
18:35There's a couple in France.
18:37High school sweethearts.
18:38They're trading brains.
18:40Wear a match.
18:41Run your tests.
18:47You better start.
18:49All right.
18:50Make them how we do love.
18:55You better start.
18:57You better start.
18:58D, the lab call?
18:59Is she a match?
19:00I haven't heard yet.
19:01You got a text message, though?
19:02Friday night.
19:03Yeah, very quickly.
19:04Gee, thanks for checking.
19:07Can you cover for me?
19:08Oncology seminar.
19:10Friday night, the same thing as the car trouble?
19:13I had car trouble.
19:15Hal says you were lying.
19:16I believe him.
19:18What's that?
19:19You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose.
19:22Hey, I like the guy.
19:23He says what he wants, does what he wants.
19:25He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around.
19:27One needs a thousand bucks.
19:29Who's with that?
19:29I scored.
19:34It's a brave new world, Doc.
19:36And we are at the cutting edge.
19:40You are looking at two all-access passes to paradise itself.
19:48How much?
19:49True costs, no man can say.
19:52Could that man's accountant say?
19:54$1,000.
19:56Friday night, the biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey.
20:03Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night.
20:05Whatever you've got, you cancel.
20:07I can't do it.
20:09Listen, they only give these tickets to owners.
20:11Anytime we want to be in the middle of the track, we're in the middle of the track.
20:14These tickets are so good, we have to sign a release.
20:18I mean it.
20:19We do this, we could die.
20:21I've got the oncology thing.
20:23I-I...
20:24The rectal cancer lecture, they-they booked me a year ago.
20:27I-I-I-I-I-I can't get out.
20:28There's no way out.
20:31Fine.
20:33I'll ask one of my other friends.
20:36Huh.
20:39What?
20:39You're saying I've only got one friend?
20:42Uh...
20:44And who...
20:47Kevin in bookkeeping.
20:49Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl.
20:52I call him Kevin.
20:53It's his secret friendship club name.
20:58It's hookers.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00Multiple hookers.
21:01But house is house, right?
21:02He's got to have it his way.
21:03Four or five women.
21:04This isn't even funny.
21:06What?
21:06You don't think he has sex?
21:08No, of course he...
21:08What goes on?
21:09He doesn't have sex.
21:10He makes love.
21:11I didn't say that.
21:16It's the lab.
21:18Dr. Foreman?
21:25If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us.
21:29If you don't, I'm late for a meeting.
21:31Believe me, I'd much rather be with your better half.
21:34And by better half, of course, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches and talks
21:39a lot less.
21:41But I thought I would talk to you first and alone.
21:45I got your results back from the lab.
21:48You do match.
21:51I... I do.
21:58You're also pregnant.
22:08You can't be a donor.
22:12Not in your current condition.
22:27Excuse me.
22:29I have to go talk to my husband.
22:32I have to go talk to my husband.
22:50The card looks good.
22:51We can schedule the transplant.
22:53No transplant.
22:55Lola's not going to have an abortion.
22:57Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment.
23:01I don't care what she said.
23:03Uh, I think you two need to discuss this further.
23:06We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met.
23:10Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not she wants to trade a child for a kidney that's murder.
23:16I'm not going to let her do that.
23:20Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant.
23:23If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not going to let himself die on principle.
23:29Would you give up a baby for someone you love?
23:33Please tell me I don't have to decide.
23:37Depends.
23:38How long would they live?
23:40This is a pragmatic question for you.
23:42Fifty years?
23:43No problem.
23:44Six months?
23:45I say let him die.
23:47I've actually given this a lot of thought.
23:48My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months, and fourteen days.
23:53I couldn't do it.
23:54You found religion.
23:55Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life?
23:58There seems to be a correlation.
24:08I'm, uh...
24:11Do you like monster trucks?
24:15I don't know what they are.
24:16Right.
24:19I got two tickets.
24:21Friday night.
24:23You asking me to go with you?
24:25Sure.
24:26Sounds good.
24:28Like a date?
24:31Exactly.
24:32Except for the date part.
24:37Forget it.
24:39Uh, no.
24:40I was going to go to the oncology dinner.
24:43Of course.
24:44You have to hear Wilson's lecture.
24:47No.
24:47I just found out he cancelled, like, two weeks ago.
24:58So, what do I wear?
25:00You still with us, Hank?
25:04Yeah, man.
25:04My chest feels funny.
25:07Take a card here.
25:08Your heart's beating too fast.
25:10We're sorting it out, but you stay with us, all right?
25:13Keep talking to us, Hank.
25:15Where's the wall?
25:16Ten units of insulin, sub-Q, and IV push-d-50.
25:19It's still dropping.
25:19Why's this potassium up?
25:21Damn if I know.
25:22Okay, it was late, too.
25:23We've got to suck that potassium out of him.
25:24We've got to get his heart rate down.
25:25We need a crash cart.
25:26We've got it.
25:29This is definitely not Addison's.
25:31It's not steroids, either.
25:36His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drive.
25:41Eight for effort.
25:43There's no point in doing the transplant.
25:44Even if he was stable enough, it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him.
25:49First it's too high, now it's too long.
25:54He's always not responding to the Atropine.
25:58Heart rate's down to 40.
25:59I thought it was up.
26:00Now it's down.
26:01Last time he went out at 35.
26:03What's wrong?
26:04I have no idea.
26:08Hit him with the Atropine before he gets to 35 AM.
26:12We've already given him three milliliters.
26:14Apparently that's not enough.
26:17He can't stabilise his heart rate.
26:19What did you do to him?
26:21KXLA.
26:21His pulse was through the roof.
26:23So was his potest.
26:24We wouldn't do this.
26:26Something did.
26:32Calmly stable.
26:34We're dead.
26:44I remember the first time.
26:48You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day.
26:51I'd flown all over to Tokyo to watch this kid and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the
26:57first inning.
26:59Your pitch is perfect.
27:04Ball seemed to go faster than your arm.
27:07It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down.
27:13God damn, it was beautiful.
27:20Hey, Warner.
27:22Hey, kid.
27:24How you feeling?
27:26I hurt.
27:28My arm, my head.
27:30Everywhere.
27:32They must have dialed down the morphine.
27:35That's just wrong, man.
27:37You're in pain.
27:39Hey.
27:41I got something for you.
27:45No.
27:47A doc in St. Louis gave them to me for migraine.
27:50I'm an addict.
27:51I can't take that.
27:52Even Lola was okay with the morphine.
27:54The stuff's just a little stronger.
27:57Come on.
28:04I'll just try one more.
28:14Three more symptoms.
28:17Heart rate up, heart rate down.
28:20Now he's hallucinating.
28:21You gotta promise not to tell Lola.
28:24Okay, coach.
28:25He's not just dreaming?
28:27No REM.
28:28He's actually awake.
28:30Drugs?
28:31Not psychedelics.
28:33Not with the heart symptoms.
28:36All hallucinations would point to Digitalis.
28:38It would also mess up his heart.
28:41But he's not on it.
28:43And why would he take it?
28:46Yeah.
28:48Pithy analysis.
28:50I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner.
28:53Sorry, I'm gonna miss it.
28:55I'm sorry about the monster trucks.
28:57No, I think it's great.
28:59You're giving back.
29:04The only thing is...
29:09Digitalis.
29:11It would only explain the later symptoms.
29:14Not the original ones.
29:26Sure, you know, it's got a lot of movement.
29:29Problem is, everybody sees the movement.
29:31You're throwing your curveball like you're throwing a curveball.
29:35Deception, that's the...
29:39Same motion.
29:40Less movement, but it won't come back at you.
29:49How'd you get in here?
29:51Spoke Spanish.
29:52Told him I was the new shortstop from the Dominican.
29:55How's Hank doing?
29:56Lousy.
29:59Around your fingernails.
30:01That's swelling.
30:02It's called clubbing.
30:05Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that
30:07tended to frequently grab their chests and die.
30:10Yeah, I got a heart condition.
30:11What's wrong with Hank?
30:13What do you take for it?
30:15It's your Dallas.
30:16Got him with you?
30:19Fine.
30:21That's weird.
30:22I just filled the subscription a couple days ago.
30:24There's another bottle here.
30:27Don't bother.
30:29Hank Wiggin stole your pills.
30:32He tried to kill himself.
30:48So what happened?
30:52He left the bottle open while he went to get some water.
30:55Next time, just take the whole bottle.
30:58Hey, man, you got no right.
30:59See, people remember how many they've got.
31:03Date's right on the label.
31:05Number of pills.
31:05Regular person can do the math.
31:07But a junkie doesn't have to.
31:09Just how many pills he's got left.
31:10That's all he's thinking about.
31:12But a big insurance posse?
31:16This isn't about the money.
31:18Not for you, no.
31:20Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead.
31:24But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money.
31:28I thought you'd say that.
31:30She already saved my life.
31:33I was dead in Japan and she brought me back.
31:35Everything since then, that's gravy.
31:37That's more than I deserve.
31:38You owe her?
31:39Everything.
31:41So the attempted suicide, the scaring her to death, that's...
31:45What is that?
31:46That's gratitude, love.
31:49Yeah, I get that.
31:52Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday.
31:55We're back to the kidneys and the bones.
31:59I'm scheduling the transplant.
32:07Never visit a patient.
32:09I want that baby.
32:11Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola.
32:14Breathing.
32:15Walking around town.
32:17Going to baseball games.
32:20If there's any more transplant talk from you or Lola or anybody else,
32:25I won't screw it up this time.
32:28I'll take myself out for good.
32:33I'll start treating the Addisons.
32:36Which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys.
32:39Fine.
32:40Start the treatment.
32:52Hank Wiggin peed on me.
32:55What do you think these pants are worth on eBay?
32:57I've got some big boy diapers in my office.
32:59The rep hands them out like candy.
33:01Is that bad?
33:02No.
33:03Not if you like the smell of urine.
33:04I mean, of course, why should I trust someone who lies about what he's doing Friday night?
33:10The question is, what are you really doing Friday night?
33:13Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks?
33:17Or are we breaking up?
33:36Stacy's coming into town this weekend.
33:39We're having dinner.
33:42Just catching up.
33:44I definitely had pants here.
33:47Wait a second.
33:48Is that Stacy the stripper?
33:50I heard she's playing Atlantic City.
33:52No.
33:53Stacy the constitutional lawyer.
33:57You thought I couldn't handle this news.
34:03You talk to her a lot?
34:06No.
34:08It's been a long time.
34:12If you don't want me to see her...
34:13What is this, eighth grade?
34:15I'm fine.
34:17It's fine if you're upset.
34:19No, it's...
34:22I have no right to be upset.
34:25You two are friends.
34:29You should see her.
34:32Say hi for me.
34:35So, you're okay?
34:36I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying.
34:39I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying.
34:40I'm not the cancer dinner.
34:41I'm not the one betraying all those poor little, bald-headed, dying kids.
34:49I'm gonna go get some pants.
34:51I stink.
35:00You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work?
35:03He tried to kill himself.
35:05I know.
35:06He's confused.
35:08We can have another baby.
35:09I can make him understand that.
35:11I'm having an abortion.
35:12We do the trans...
35:13No.
35:13I can make decisions about my body.
35:16And he can make decisions about his.
35:18He doesn't want your kidney.
35:22So, he'll die?
35:27Probably.
35:46If you keep that appointment, you'll also probably die.
35:54Keep the baby.
36:09Are you just being polite?
36:14My pants are...
36:17Oh, they're all wet.
36:24You can't smell that?
36:28You think she'll abort anyway?
36:30Try to force his hand?
36:31No.
36:32She's not gonna risk losing him.
36:36That's funny.
36:38No.
36:39The monster trucks?
36:41How's asking you?
36:42That's...
36:43That's funny.
36:44I was the first person you ran into.
36:46He just asked me.
36:47Yeah, like a date.
36:49Exactly.
36:50Except for the date part.
36:57If the patient decides to go the dialysis route,
37:00we got some product you should check out.
37:04Hey, Dr. Forman.
37:06Courtesy of the generous Sharon
37:07and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals.
37:09I was just telling the guys
37:10about the Bermuda Conference in April.
37:12Three days of sun and scuba
37:13and one hour of lecture.
37:15Oh, God.
37:16Do we have to go to the lecture?
37:18So, you're the new Arnie.
37:22Dr. House.
37:23It's good to see you.
37:24Would you get me a coffee?
37:26Black, no sugar.
37:35Okay, so who is it?
37:37Come on, she's sleeping with one of you.
37:40Oh, God, please tell me it's you.
37:43She buys lunches.
37:44She doesn't...
37:45Don't worry.
37:45You're not gay.
37:46You're adventurous.
37:48You think she's gonna prostitute herself?
37:50The three of us?
37:51Are that important to her?
37:52I'm afraid not, no.
37:54The groupies sleep with the roadies
37:56in order to get to Mick.
37:57And you're Mick?
37:59That was the metaphor I was making, yes.
38:01Why are you here?
38:05Damn, it's you.
38:10It's not Addison's.
38:11New symptom.
38:12Inability to smell.
38:14I was just in Hank's room.
38:15He said it smelled like the men's room
38:17at Betterment Stadium.
38:18He was right.
38:19We rejected environmental causes
38:20because the wife was healthy.
38:21Well, she's not.
38:22Last six months,
38:23she can't smell a thing.
38:25If you think of them as one single patient,
38:28you add her symptoms to his...
38:30Cadmium poisoning.
38:33It explains everything.
38:34I mean, why they had so much trouble
38:36getting pregnant.
38:36How could they have gotten exposed
38:37to that much cadmium?
38:39Unless they were eating
38:39steel and batteries for breakfast.
38:41So, where else is cadmium?
38:43Some foods, polluted groundwater.
38:46We should check their home.
38:47I think I know how it happened.
38:50I'm gonna need another urine sample.
38:52What for?
38:54Whatever you want.
38:55Why wouldn't you give it to me before,
38:57but now it's no problem?
38:59I'm dying, right?
39:00So, you've got nothing to lose this time.
39:04Begs the question,
39:05what were you worried about last time?
39:08The funny thing is,
39:10when we tested you before,
39:11we were just looking for steroids.
39:13What should we look for now, Hank?
39:16Hank,
39:18what's the story?
39:20A little weed every now and then
39:22when no one was looking.
39:28I don't believe this.
39:30We quit.
39:31You did.
39:32If you kept going,
39:34you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell.
39:35I quit the hard stuff.
39:38I just needed to relax.
39:40Based on the symptoms,
39:41you're a lot more than a social user.
39:43So, you've been lying to me all this time.
39:45I'm sorry.
39:47There must have been cadmium in the soil
39:48where the marijuana was grown.
39:50And some people get bone loss,
39:52kidney failure,
39:53some people's testes shrink,
39:56and some people lose their sense of smell.
39:59We'll start treatment right away.
40:01You should be fine by opening day.
40:04Baseball's in the summer, right?
40:06It didn't hurt the baby, did it?
40:08The cadmium?
40:09If you've been clean,
40:10the baby should be fine.
40:11Okay.
40:15Please.
40:16I'll stop everything.
40:17I'll go to meetings every day.
40:24Oh.
40:27Twice a day.
40:30How's the ball player, Doug?
40:32Much better.
40:33Too bad about his career.
40:35What do you mean?
40:36Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement
40:38requires medical reports on all treatment.
40:41Given Hank's history,
40:42he's not likely to get much leniency.
40:43Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's?
40:46You're not treating him for Addison's.
40:48My report says I am.
40:50You're lying on the report?
40:53Everybody does stupid things.
40:55It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life.
40:58No, it shouldn't, but it usually does.
41:02On the other hand,
41:03it means someone can actually beat the Yankees.
41:10So what about House?
41:11Is there any way we can get him down there?
41:15Do you really want to talk about work?
41:20No.
41:21Not at all.
41:44That was amazing.
41:46I'm telling you,
41:47a grave digger never disappoints.
41:55Have you ever been married?
41:59Oh, no.
41:59Let's not go to love the night out
42:01by getting personal.
42:04I lived with someone for a while.
42:09Can you get a fish, Pat?
42:18I'll race you to the car.
42:20I'll race you to the car.
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