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00:15hey hi cars full of gas you sure and if I'm not you'll be paying me back for
00:26those damn invitations oh well then never mind Ted is a wonderful man dad he's the second greatest guy
00:34I ever met guess that's us
01:10into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined so if any person may show
01:16just cause where they may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their peace
01:23that's what I like to hear do you Theodore Philip Taylor take Nicole Margaret Murray
01:29to be your wife and promise before God and these witnesses to be her loving and faithful husband
01:36in plenty and in want in joy and in sorrow in sickness and in health so long as you both
01:43shall
01:52live you all right
02:37hmm
02:39hmm
02:52hey hey what time is it happy time
03:03I'm still asleep yes think of this as a dream
03:10what about a house I said a dream not a nightmare he's in the next room sound asleep
03:41come on you're getting ready
04:00I met the neighbors sir do you know this man
04:06I don't need a temporary I need a permanent
04:11yesterday
04:13please do
04:16good morning
04:17hardly one of my PAs quit an hour ago and I have to reshuffle next month's schedule
04:23it's nothing I woke up in the wrong bed this morning
04:27any bed you're in is the wrong one
04:30that's not what your mama said
04:32oh snap
04:34I'll be going now
04:35I'll be going now to human resources
04:39he started it
04:42neighbor's kids bed
04:43luckily Esteban
04:45still like sleeping with mommy
04:47how drunk were you
04:48oh yeah drunk
04:51are you okay
04:52you shouldn't be drinking at all much less
04:54sound just like Esteban's mom
04:57I need you in the clinic
04:59sorry I'm busy
05:01tell me you have a case
05:02you know even if you don't
05:04I have a case
05:05sounds interesting
05:05I'll take it
05:07I owe you one
05:08now tell me you don't have a case
05:10I really do have a case
05:12or even
05:15you guys know how to honeymoon
05:16this is Dr. House
05:19phasian syncope
05:20he can't speak
05:21phasian is Greek for loss of voice
05:23we've ruled out infection
05:24vikicol damage and stroke
05:26a lot of guys syncope at the altar
05:29it's Greek for having vapors
05:31we ruled out all the common causes of printing
05:33low blood pressure
05:34hypoglycemia
05:35dehydration
05:37don't say ah
05:43do you know what it is
05:45roll on your side
05:46lift up your gown
05:48there's one thing they didn't test for
05:51a test for what
05:53faking
05:55ow
05:56test was positive
05:57I
05:58I can
05:59I can talk
06:00I wasn't faking
06:02my voice
06:03just came back
06:04right now
06:05hey
06:06I'm not the one you have to convince
06:08I know he wasn't faking
06:10well if she's buying that
06:11she might just be a keeper
06:12what about the syncope
06:14well but
06:17you're buying this too
06:19why would he fake anything
06:22cryo padilla
06:23it's Greek for duh
06:26still
06:26you have to keep the engagement ring
06:32I don't think he was faking
06:34that's because you're more gullible than I am
06:37for instance
06:37I don't believe that you call off your open marriage
06:40I believe your wife called it off
06:42and you called off telling her that you weren't calling it off
06:44the guy doesn't throw a golden ticket in the trash
06:47the same way a guy doesn't give up a lucrative medical practice to come work for you
06:51that's exactly why you dabble
06:53you're compensating for your professional conquest with sexual ones
06:57I'm not that predictable
06:58for example you're probably not expecting me to ask you out for dinner tonight
07:02no thanks
07:03you won't even consider it?
07:05I did just very quickly
07:07the truth is
07:08since I called this thing off
07:09my wife has been very grateful
07:11and I could do with a down night
07:13if I go out with the boss
07:14nobody can blame me
07:16okay
07:18you should bring your wife
07:19no that's the point
07:21I need a little
07:21you're lying
07:22I'm not lying
07:23I'm not going
07:27okay
07:28Fontina at 8.30
07:35you believe me right?
07:37of course I believe you
07:39then let's do it
07:41we'll tell the cab to take us to AC right now and get it done
07:43you're serious
07:44you just walked out of the emergency room
07:46exactly
07:47I walked out
07:48I feel great
07:51well we do have the clothes for it
07:56Ted
07:57what's wrong?
08:00what's wrong?
08:01oh my god
08:02can somebody help us?
08:03please
08:04please hurry
08:05just breathe
08:06oh my god
08:08there's got to be a better way to call off a wedding
08:12tweet for example
08:13plural effusion
08:14I think his lung is faking it?
08:17there's at least 200 cc's of fluid in there
08:20okay
08:21let's say all his symptoms are real
08:23explain how one of them suddenly went away
08:25without using the words virgin or mary
08:27if the plural effusion is caused by something systemic
08:30it could explain his other two symptoms
08:31so whether you believe him or not
08:33all we have to figure out is what caused the PE
08:36ER ruled out infection
08:37Eosinophil count ruled out parasites
08:39a medication he's not telling us about
08:42you really don't trust this guy do you?
08:44I don't even trust the ER
08:47let's rule out infections ourselves
08:49tap his lungs
08:50send cultures
08:50run cytology for cancer
08:52and check his blood pressure
08:53we already
08:54it's time to talk about nuptials while you do it
08:56check his home for everything else
08:57he just moved in with his fiance three months ago
09:00toxic exposure could take longer than that to manifest
09:03you check his love nest
09:05you two check his swinging bachelor pad
09:07that's somebody else now lives in
09:09I assume so
09:15not the glass
09:22place looks like 1960s
09:26could have lead paint
09:28you think a 27 year old has pica?
09:30if he gets us out of here before the owner comes back yes
09:36what'd you tell that cute physio?
09:39did I change my mind?
09:41no you didn't
09:43you're more nervous than usual
09:44because this B&D has actual B
09:51that's a suspended ceiling
09:56what are you doing?
09:58I want to see what's above it
09:59more ceiling
10:04made of 40 year old acoustic tile
10:08asbestosis
10:08I like it
10:09I'll be in the car
10:11what the hell?
10:12uh
10:13it's okay
10:14we're doctors
10:15nobody was home
10:16so we
10:17well I'm calling the police
10:18do you know Ted Taylor?
10:19he used to live here
10:21what about him?
10:22he's our patient at Princeton Plainsboro
10:24is he okay?
10:25we think he may have asbestosis
10:27from your ceiling tiles
10:28they're not asbestos
10:28I had them checked when I moved in
10:30how sick is he?
10:32is he a friend of yours?
10:33he was
10:34actually he was my boyfriend
10:36for three years
10:42I'm not gay
10:43really?
10:44this would certainly explain the cold feet
10:47oh and the boyfriend
10:48so you're bisexual?
10:50no
10:50I'm straight
10:51Cotter the guy you met
10:53he's gay
10:53he had a crush on me
10:55I left
10:56after three years?
10:57well it's possible
10:58it doesn't mean you're gay
10:59just because the guy you're sleeping with is
11:01we weren't sleeping together
11:02what's this got to do with anything?
11:04lung tap turned up mononucleosis
11:06ER doesn't routinely test for it
11:07explains a PE
11:08and can be virtually asymptomatic
11:10we got to wondering
11:11how does a 27 year old get mono?
11:13you're a little old for the kissing disease
11:15unless your immune system is compromised
11:17if there's been any unprotected sex
11:19we'll need to test for HIV
11:20there's been no sex of any kind
11:23okay
11:23I'll go test your fiancé for HIV
11:27is she the curious sort?
11:29wait
11:32there may have been some
11:35contact
11:35but I'm not gay
11:37sodomy
11:37one of the top ten most common household accidents
11:40I did a lot of stupid things
11:42but I turned my life around
11:43I'm as straight as any of you
11:46you don't have to believe me
11:47I'm just saying
11:49you can test me
11:51as long as you don't tell Nicole
11:54what business is it of hers?
11:57I don't see anything wrong with him
11:58marrying a straight woman
11:59how about it'll make them both miserable?
12:01just like most straight marriages
12:03she's got the right to life
12:04liberty and unhappiness
12:06like the rest of us
12:08absolutely no reason to look at me
12:09I'm not saying it's a great choice
12:11just saying it's his choice
12:13it has to be hers as well
12:14which it can't be
12:15as long as she doesn't know he's gay
12:16which is how it's gonna stay
12:17since we have no right to tell her
12:19like you've never bent the rules
12:21you date guys
12:22you date girls
12:23I assume at some point
12:25you're gonna make a choice
12:26I don't lie about who I am
12:27patients lying never bothered you before?
12:29patients weren't lying about
12:30their sexual orientation before
12:31so you're only judgmental
12:33when it gets personal?
12:34does it bother me
12:35that people hurt others
12:36because they're too weak
12:37to face the truth?
12:38yeah
12:38sorry about that
12:40tell me she's not looking at me
12:49he's negative?
12:50yep
12:51looks like being gay
12:52didn't make him sick
12:54so maybe being straight did
12:58test was negative
12:59no HIV
13:01I told you
13:03what you didn't tell us
13:04is how you turned your life around
13:06it can be pretty hard
13:07it was?
13:08downright impossible
13:09on your own
13:10I talked to some people
13:11it was more than just talk
13:13wasn't it?
13:17I know this is personal stuff
13:19I'm here to help you
13:20not out you
13:26I had therapy
13:28conversion therapy
13:29went to a camp
13:31for three weeks
13:31of intensive rehabilitation
13:33they injected him with emetics
13:35while he watched gay porn
13:37apomorphine?
13:38or lithium chloride
13:39or cyclophosphamide
13:41he doesn't know
13:41and when that didn't work
13:42they shot him up
13:43with male hormones
13:44chemical assault like that
13:45could explain the PE
13:46and the ECT
13:47explains the rest
13:48they gave him
13:49electroconvulsive therapy
13:50to make him straight?
13:52to zap the fabulous
13:53right out of him
13:54neural damage
13:54accounts for the aphasia
13:55ECT doesn't cause
13:56neural damage
13:57unless it was done
13:58at Dr. Liberace's
13:59He-Man quackery camp
14:02run an EEG
14:03see if they straightened him
14:04or just scrambled him
14:17sorry
14:18I completely forgot
14:20my wife just started
14:21a ceramics class
14:22Tuesdays at 8
14:24it's a half hour drive
14:26from here
14:26she'll be back
14:26till 10.30
14:29she's taking it
14:30with her girlfriend
14:31Marley
14:32she hopes to make
14:33a tea service
14:37you want to call her?
14:38no need
14:39I already texted her
14:42but here she is now
14:46I think
14:47you're still seeing
14:49the physio
14:50get a backup suit
14:52in your car
14:52don't want to be
14:53bringing home
14:54this stank
14:55okay yes
14:56you're right
14:56about everything
14:57but please House
14:57don't tell her
14:58hi Rachel
14:59hi Dr. House
15:00I didn't know
15:01you'd be here
15:01hi honey
15:02got your text
15:03obviously
15:04I'm just leaving
15:05got a ceramics class
15:08really?
15:09I love it
15:10Eden managed to talk
15:11Chris into signing up
15:12for one
15:12of course he's
15:13in the beginner's class
15:14well you're in
15:15a ceramics class?
15:16Friday nights
15:17right?
15:18Friday nights
15:19sounded like fun
15:22you should join Chris's
15:24you know I should
15:25well gotta go
15:28making a tea service
15:40hi
15:40I must have fallen
15:42asleep in the lounge
15:43what are they doing?
15:44an EEG
15:45what's it for?
15:46we're looking for
15:47neurological damage
15:48that could have
15:49caused his symptoms
15:49damage from what?
15:52a head trauma
15:53he had an accident?
15:55it wasn't an accident
15:56it was before
15:57he met you
15:57what happened?
15:59was he hospitalized?
16:01you should ask him
16:02about it
16:05they have the results
16:14everything looks normal
16:17look at this
16:19maybe when it's smoking
16:20what's that mean?
16:22I'm not sure
16:22he's coding
16:24crushed car
16:26what's happening to him?
16:27he's having a heart attack
16:32charging
16:32quit
16:35EKG showed no abnormalities
16:38so what caused the arrest?
16:40four ways to stop a heart
16:41electrical problems
16:43restricted blood flow
16:44blood where it shouldn't be
16:45shocks, blocks, or bleeds
16:47I think that's three things
16:49and cheating
16:52sorry
16:53this is how you break a heart
16:55I found a ceramics class
16:56in Trenton
16:57on Friday nights
16:59that was full
17:00so my wife couldn't
17:01join me
17:03EP study ruled out shocks
17:06now you just have to find
17:07some pottery by Taub
17:09the lammer it looks
17:10the better
17:10so we'll do an angio
17:12to see if his blocks or bleeds?
17:13you should be a doctor
17:23I'm going to check out
17:24this new lesbian bar tonight
17:26your life is awesome
17:28you want to come?
17:41I was telling a 33-year-old woman
17:43that she has breast cancer
17:44no you weren't
17:46how do you know?
17:47because if you were
17:48you'd need to see the pain
17:49in her eyes
17:50so she can see the concern
17:51in yours
17:51why are you sitting me up
17:52on dates with my team?
17:55Taub asking me
17:55I was quirky
17:56but their team doing it
17:57is a barking cat
17:58I'm doing it to help you
17:59by sitting me up
18:00with a hottie
18:01that I can't sleep with?
18:03I'm 13?
18:04I've been spending
18:05more time with Sam
18:06I know it's been hard on you
18:07I figured if you had
18:08some company
18:09I don't need your help
18:10then consider it
18:11helping our neighbor's
18:12four-year-old
18:12I gave him a dollar
18:15how much do you have to pay?
18:16nothing
18:17I just told them
18:18you might be feeling down
18:19and it was in their
18:20self-interest
18:20to keep you company
18:24a hundred bucks
18:25foreman held out for two
18:27House, I'm worried about you
18:28you could have ended up
18:29in jail or worse
18:31racking you with guilt
18:33so I do something
18:34really stupid
18:35and you reward me
18:36read any parenting manual
18:38it's not helping me
18:38it's helping you
18:41fine
18:42I did it for me
18:42for my relationship
18:43out of pure self-interest
18:46okay
18:49you'll do it?
18:50for you
18:53thank you
18:54it's not gonna work though
18:56maybe
18:57but how bad
18:58can a night out
18:59at a lesbian bar be?
19:08hey
19:10how are you doing?
19:13heart attack at 27
19:16um
19:17they said
19:18you had a head trauma
19:21I
19:22fell off a step ladder
19:23and hit my head
19:25it was a stupid accident
19:27an accident
19:31we need to prep you
19:32for your angio
19:33volume and help you relax
19:35we're gonna run a line
19:36through your femoral artery
19:38Ted?
19:39he's having another
19:40heart attack?
19:40I don't think so
19:41his heart rate seems normal
19:46are you okay?
19:47you weren't discussing
19:49wedding plans
19:50were you?
19:51no
19:52I guess I just
19:56fainted
19:59potts
20:00postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome
20:02BP plummets when he's upright
20:04reverts to normal when he's lying down
20:06he was lying down
20:07both times he took his blood pressure
20:08protracted hypertension
20:09could have induced his heart attack
20:10also explains the syncope
20:12and his aphasia
20:13he was upright
20:13then you lay him down in the bed
20:15to test him
20:15BP reverted to normal
20:17voice came back
20:17jabbing him with the needle
20:18had nothing to do with it
20:19pots can be brought on by viral
20:21or bacterial infections
20:22such as monos
20:23so load him up with
20:23ludicortisone
20:25you didn't read your
20:26ceramics course description
20:27did you?
20:28yeah
20:29you did?
20:30because I'm sure your wife did
20:31so we all know
20:32they're doing a 4th of July
20:33theme
20:34she'll be expecting
20:35something star-spangled
20:41Nicole?
20:42yes?
20:44I'm Cotter Macklin
20:45I'm an old friend of Ted's
20:47hi
20:50how's he doing?
20:51um
20:52he had a heart attack
20:56oh my god
20:59they have him on some new meds
21:01really knocked him out
21:04well how are you holding up?
21:06I'm okay
21:08thanks
21:11I brought this for him
21:14that's his favorite thing
21:15in the whole world
21:16I know
21:22you weren't at the wedding
21:23were you?
21:25no
21:26I wasn't invited
21:27Ted and I had a
21:28falling out
21:33how did you know each other?
21:36we met senior year of college
21:38yeah
21:39we shared a house
21:40for a while
21:40you were roommates
21:42for three years
21:58I'm sorry
21:59I just miss him
22:02I think you should leave
22:05I shouldn't have done that
22:06now
22:08please
22:18I hope he gets better
22:34hey
22:35how are you feeling?
22:38I don't know yet
22:39your numbers look good
22:40we're gonna keep you
22:41on these mats
23:02you had a visitor
23:03while you were asleep
23:04oh yeah
23:05who?
23:07cotter
23:08who is he
23:10shared a house
23:11with him after college
23:12I don't know
23:12why he would
23:13show up
23:16that's it?
23:17yeah
23:18why?
23:19what did he say?
23:34I need to hear it
23:35from you
23:35Ted
23:50one night
23:51one night I got
23:52really drunk
23:53and
23:53went to bed
23:57and
23:58he came into my room
24:03and one thing led to another
24:04the whole thing was a mistake
24:07are you saying you had sex with him?
24:10I was drunk and confused
24:13you're gay?
24:15no
24:17I thought I was
24:22I even made up my mind to tell my family
24:27I stood in front of the bathroom mirror
24:29psyching myself up
24:31all I could see was disgust
24:34and
24:34that's when I realized
24:37I didn't hate the thought
24:39of admitting I was gay
24:41because I was ashamed
24:42I hated the thought
24:44because
24:44I wasn't gay
24:46and
24:47that was
24:48the day I went to get help
24:50so
24:52you're
24:52not gay
24:53they cured me
24:55Nicole
24:57that's what all the head trauma is about
25:00I'm sorry I didn't tell you
25:01but it's
25:02it's
25:02all in the past now
25:05it doesn't matter anymore
25:13what is it?
25:14oh
25:17oh my head
25:22he's got severe headaches
25:23so do I
25:25should I call a raise with a double gut shot draw
25:32no
25:33what about infection?
25:35that's what we're thinking
25:35cerebral infection would explain the headaches could have caused pots
25:38if it's fungal could have spread to the heart
25:40I was talking about you
25:42has the little gent been wearing a tent?
25:45remind me why that has anything to do with you?
25:48a distracted person makes a distracted professional
25:51and
25:51destroying my marriage will help me focus
25:53probably
25:55do a spinal tap run the CSF
25:59still talking about you
26:01but you can do it on the patient too if you want
26:22what about her?
26:24the bartender?
26:25she's the only one who's not here for fun
26:28trust me she's not straight
26:29if your gaydar is so great
26:32how come you didn't know about the patient till he met his boyfriend?
26:34guy walked in with his bride
26:36took me a while to rotate my dish
26:39it's unbelievable what he's doing to her
26:42you don't think he loves her?
26:43he may love her but he needs to have sex with other men
26:46Talb loves his wife
26:47he needs to have sex with other women
26:50yeah it sucks what he's doing to her too
26:52but it's hardly the same
26:53to be faithful to his wife
26:55our patient has to deny his identity
26:57Talb just needs to
26:58resist the biological imperative
27:00it is easier to say no to dessert
27:02than to pretend you don't eat
27:03says someone who's obviously never been on a diet
27:07my life's a breeze
27:09you're successful, smart, and you attract everything that moves
27:14if you want to focus on the fact that you're not gonna see 50
27:16that's your choice
27:17you know what?
27:18I agree with you
27:19my self-pity's optional
27:21what about yours?
27:29yeah
27:30CSF was negative for infection and his headaches are worse
27:33we were just talking about you
27:34we were just talking about you
27:34please don't
27:36it's not Potts
27:37we're back to square one
27:44not quite
27:46you need a spinal tap
27:47the headaches got worse
27:49we're maxing him out on morphine
27:50he sprung a leak
27:51he's losing CSF from the tap site
27:54we made his headaches worse?
27:55just you actually
27:58that still wouldn't explain why he got the headaches in the first place
28:00low pressure in his brain
28:02cause the Potts
28:03stuck everywhere around
28:04patch the leak
28:05top him up with artificial CSF
28:17there
28:18that should stop the leak
28:20should be feeling some relief soon
28:26I spoke to my parents
28:29how are they doing?
28:31they're still worried
28:32well
28:33tell them not to be
28:35everything's gonna be okay
28:42Ted?
28:43what's happening?
28:44he's stroking
28:47both eyes are responsive
28:48tell me your full name
28:49Theodore Philip Taylor
28:51this isn't a stroke
28:51then what is it?
28:54what's happening to me?
29:03it's really not Potts
29:05we're really back to square one
29:06what's masquerading is a stroke
29:10voted the worst Halloween costume by the way
29:12MRA showed no problems with blood flow
29:14the brain rules out TIA
29:16sarcoidosis
29:17chest x-rays showed no higher masses
29:20any luck with the pottery?
29:22wasn't easy
29:22bought a suitably cruddy set of fife and drum
29:25napkin rings online
29:26scleroderma?
29:27skin's fine
29:28ANA was negative
29:30wouldn't that sit you back?
29:31too much
29:31got into a bidding war with some lunatic
29:35histoplasmosis?
29:35yeah it was clear
29:37but hey
29:38could've got a lot higher than 215
29:42your kiss my asthma 99?
29:45what about milus?
29:47mitochondrial encephalomyopathy
29:48lactic acidosis
29:49strike like episodes
29:51milus
29:52no idiot lactate levels are stable
29:57we're missing something
29:58we've run every test that makes sense
29:59asked every question we can think of
30:01gone over his history a dozen times
30:02we know how much we can trust his history
30:04if history is written by the victor
30:06how do we find out what really happened?
30:09talk to the loser
30:09call the boyfriend
30:10let's get them all in the same room
30:12or we could question them separately
30:13and not torture them
30:14or we could get them all in the same room
30:16and get the truth
30:22oh
30:25drinks are on me and foreman tonight?
30:27can't
30:27pap smear
30:28we don't want to do it either
30:29but wilson already paid us
30:30it's gonna suck
30:32I know
30:34where and when?
30:37any incidents of dizziness?
30:40seizures?
30:43blackouts?
30:44other than our wedding day
30:47don't you think it would've told you if they were?
30:49my sister's birthday
30:50i was drunk
30:52you had one martini
30:54on an empty stomach
30:55look he was just sitting on the couch
30:57and then he fell over and that was it
30:59well once i slept it off i was fine
31:02well i stayed up that night checking on him every 15 minutes
31:05what about sex?
31:07yes i have sex with my girlfriend because i'm not gay
31:12we have sex
31:13thank you
31:15no problems?
31:18um
31:19well there have been some
31:22issues
31:23erectile dysfunction
31:25every guy has it sometimes
31:31we never had that problem
31:34gee that must be because ted doesn't like girls
31:37or because it's vascular
31:38i know he did an mra
31:40but arterial disease causing acute ischemia could explain the heart, neurosymptoms, maybe even pots
31:46might i suggest a diagnostic test?
31:52a penile plethysmograph measures changes in blood flow in your penis
31:55tells us if there's a circulatory problem
31:58you just need to be in the right state
32:02what's your pleasure?
32:04i feel terrible
32:05i don't think anything's gonna work
32:07then we'll have to give you a shot
32:09where you don't want to get one
32:14shot it is
32:18he kept dreaming
32:20dreaming
32:22that someday
32:23he'd be the star
32:26superstar
32:27but he didn't get far
32:28but he sure found out the hard way
32:32dreams don't always come true
32:36oh, oh, oh, oh
32:38no, oh, oh
32:39oh, oh
32:40he's a leaver
32:40leaver
32:42on that midnight train
32:44he's driving on a midnight train
32:48yeah
32:49said he's going back to by
32:52going back to by
32:54a simple place inside
32:56whenever he takes that ride
32:57oh, yes, yes, yes
32:58he's going to be right by his side
33:00i'm gonna be with him
33:02i know you will
33:04on that midnight train
33:06to Georgia
33:06living on the midnight train
33:08to Georgia
33:09to Georgia
33:10woo-hoo
33:12i'd rather live in his world
33:14than live in his world
33:15than live in his world
33:16without him
33:16in my world
33:18his world
33:19his world
33:20his world
33:20his and hers and all
33:22and i've got to go
33:23i've got to go
33:25his
33:26and all
33:32no
33:32nobody wants to follow that
33:33the night just keeps getting better
33:35to Wilson
33:36Wilson
33:37Wilson
33:39everything looks fine
33:42you sure?
33:44medically, that's good news
33:47feeling feverish or sweating?
33:49no, i feel lousy
33:50but
33:51i don't know why i'm sweating
33:57what is it?
33:58you're not sweating
34:02you're lactating
34:07you can't tell his fiancee he's gay
34:09how's he gonna tell her he's pregnant?
34:12his therapists
34:14loaded him with hormones
34:16male hormones
34:18don't make you lactate
34:19except i could screw up your thyroid
34:21that was over three months ago
34:22we just started milking him last night
34:24so something else screwed up his thyroid
34:26graves
34:27Hashimoto's
34:28nope
34:29TSH was normal
34:32pituitary tumor
34:33could also explain his libido
34:35and heart issues
34:38and if the tumor's big enough
34:40his headaches and syncope
34:43except we
34:44we cleared him for cancer
34:46didn't say cancer
34:48prolactinomas can be benign
34:54chick is prolactin level
34:56then MRI is pituitary
35:10sounds like you had fun last night
35:12do you believe chase?
35:14i believe foreman
35:16and they had fun with you
35:18what happened?
35:22i realized that they could be my friends
35:30you're serious
35:31you're serious
35:31and then i sobered up
35:32you weren't that drunk
35:34you managed to find your way into your own little bed last night
35:37i think i sleep better in rocket ship sheets
35:40no, you wanna blame this on the booze
35:42but that's easy
35:43change is hard
35:44and wisdom is knowing the difference between what you can change
35:53what you were born with
35:56and cowardice is labeling what you don't want to change as innate
36:01i was winning this argument
36:02one call zero to sound weight
36:05one call zero to sound weight
36:07pituitary MRI was normal
36:12how are the headaches?
36:14terrible
36:16give me your head
36:18what the hell?
36:19i know, it's the first time you heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun
36:28oh
36:28oh wow, that...
36:30that's better
36:33mmm
36:37huh
36:40okay, enough
36:41how cool is that?
36:43you have a Chiari malformation
36:45and narrowing the base of your skull can cut off CSF flow
36:49but it wasn't a problem until the ECT at Breeder Boot Camp
36:52caused your brain to swell just enough to plug the opening
36:55and when your brain pressed up against your pituitary
36:57it signed you up for La Leche League
37:01you still won't be pitching intent for your lady
37:03but that's just because, you know, she's a lady
37:06its orthostatic effect was mimicking POTS
37:08it also does an uncanny Christopher Walken
37:12unfortunately, if you treat it like POTS, it gets worse
37:14so, as far as that goes, oops
37:18proper treatment is surgery, we'll get you in right away
37:20so, how did I get this thing?
37:22overbearing mother
37:25kidding, CM's congenital
37:27like so many other things, you were born that way
37:47I thought you might be running low, so
37:50thanks
37:55I'm not coming back
37:59Ted, this is a mistake
38:01I know you're hurting and I'm sorry, but
38:03I'm talking about hurting her
38:05I love her
38:08Ted
38:09thank you for your support
38:14we both really appreciate it
38:16we both really appreciate it
38:18good luck
38:45hey
38:45hey
38:48you know what I've been thinking?
38:51it's your birthday
38:52in three weeks
38:55what do you say we rebook the church
38:57and make it a double header?
39:01I don't know, Ted
39:03less than a week ago we were standing at the altar
39:05perfectly happy
39:08nothing's changed
39:10really?
39:11I still love you
39:14do you still love me?
39:17yes
39:20but
39:21then that's all that matters
39:26but I think that you still love him
39:30I'm not gay
39:33Nicole
39:33I promise you
39:37how can you promise me that?
39:40because I believe that we get to choose how we live our lives and I've made my choice
39:48so now I have to make mine
39:53Nick
39:55sorry
39:56Nick
40:00no
40:01no
40:02no
40:02no
40:04I'm not saying goodbye
40:07yeah
40:11I want to marry you
40:13I have to marry you
40:18Nick
40:24it's a Friday night
40:29I called it off
40:32for real this time
40:33freeze you up for the next one
40:36one day at a time
40:41napkin rings
40:44my way of saying thanks
40:46for trying to wreck your marriage
40:48for trying to save it
40:50and I get napkin rings
40:53expensive rings
41:10I hired a replacement
41:12for my PA
41:14she seems great
41:17good work
41:18you too
41:20your patient's going home tomorrow
41:22he doesn't have a home
41:27you want to grab a bite to eat?
41:31the wilson got to you too
41:34no
41:35this is just me
41:37Lucas
41:38working lane
41:42I'm buying
41:44not that hungry
41:48ok
41:58I just want us to be friends
42:04funny
42:07it's the last thing I want us to be
42:50I want us to check out
42:51it's the last thing I want you to see
42:51and I got this new house
42:52I got this new house
42:52I got this new house
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