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00:12He's got a temperature of 103.
00:15And why do we care?
00:17Because we're human beings. It's what we do.
00:20He said he was at a luncheon meeting.
00:22You took his history?
00:24Guy looks like Harpo. You should see him.
00:26You asked him what book he's currently reading.
00:29It's hilarious to watch him try and talk.
00:31I asked him anything I could think of.
00:33Favorite color.
00:35Blue.
00:37Favorite dessert topping.
00:41Trust me, you never know what fact may prove the key to saving our life.
00:47Lipcrum?
00:48I asked him if he was sure.
00:50Where are you going?
00:52You're an ass.
00:53I know. Where are you going?
00:55This is either a toxin, an infection, or an allergic reaction.
00:58I assume you gave him epi, so that rules out allergies.
01:01Put him on antibiotics in case it's an infection.
01:03And if it's a toxin, we'll keep him here overnight.
01:05Let the swelling go down, send him home.
01:07I'm going to the movies.
01:10Which one of you is house?
01:14Skinny Burnett.
01:16No, it's Dr. Cameron.
01:19I'm skinny.
01:20How do you know her name?
01:21I was a patient of yours.
01:22Oh, well, if you want to leave the chocolates downstairs.
01:30Stay!
01:31Stay away from him.
01:38Shocking, isn't it?
01:41Who'd want to hurt you?
01:43Yeah.
02:45Judging by growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days.
02:50You've been sitting there the whole time?
02:52No.
02:53Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're lying.
02:56I was scared. Pardon me for caring.
03:01Did I lose any organs?
03:02The bullet your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel, lodged in the posterior rib.
03:06I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital.
03:10The one in your neck...
03:12I don't remember that one.
03:13...went right through, severed your jugular.
03:15The shooter turns out to be a guy who...
03:17Don't care.
03:18You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor?
03:23Shot you?
03:23I assume his reasoning was faulty.
03:27So what was it?
03:28Infection?
03:29The surgery went fine.
03:30You've had no post-op...
03:31Me, patient.
03:33Harpo.
03:34You just got shot, House.
03:36You should rest.
03:37I got shot.
03:39Diagnostically boring.
03:41Big fat tongue, on the other hand.
03:43Endlessly entertaining.
03:45We biopsied his tongue.
03:47It was negative.
03:50And the blood tests were negative.
03:52I didn't say we did blood tests.
03:54You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue,
03:57and you don't have to biopsy a tongue unless you've already come up with nothing
03:59in a routine battery of tests, which don't involve torturing the patient.
04:04Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure?
04:09Any guesses on how I figured that one out?
04:15You knew the next step would be a lumbar puncture.
04:17A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer.
04:20Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an LP,
04:23and the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure.
04:30He was shot by security trying to...
04:33House.
04:34What are you...
04:35House.
04:37I'm talking to Cuddy.
04:39Lie down.
04:40You've got to be in pain.
04:42Not today.
04:43Today I'm on morphine.
04:47You're going to rip your stitches out.
04:49Check Harpo's trash.
04:51Forget about the patient.
04:52Come on.
04:53You're curious.
04:55Trash.
04:56You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good.
04:59You can't just be walking around.
05:00Well, then stop me.
05:01You've lost love.
05:02Physically, stop me.
05:03You could damage...
05:04You can't.
05:05Because that would involve physically touching me,
05:07and then things would get so sexually charged.
05:15I'm twice your size.
05:17Get your hands off me.
05:20Everything that lives eats.
05:22Everything that eats poops.
05:23That's why every organ has a sanitation department.
05:25A limp system.
05:27Whatever is doing the damage is dumping its waste in there.
05:30That's what you meant by trash.
05:34Biopsy of the lymph node under the jaw.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:45I know it's crazy, but there's no other place.
05:47It's the ICU.
05:48It stands for intensive care.
05:49He needs intensive care.
05:50So do you.
05:51He needs to be shot again.
05:52He is handcuffed to his bed.
05:54He is sedated.
05:55He's not going to hurt you.
05:56If your security was any good,
05:57I wouldn't have been shot in the first place.
05:59He is where he's supposed to be.
06:01Where you're supposed to be.
06:02Who did my surgery?
06:03Gillick.
06:04Why, are you going to send him a fruit basket?
06:05He's screwed up.
06:06It's annoying enough dealing with your Vicodin habit.
06:09Quit upping your morphine.
06:11I'm not.
06:14I'm reducing it.
06:17And you're not in pain?
06:20I'm feeling better.
06:22Gillick is very good.
06:24Your recovery time is...
06:25The stomach kills me.
06:26My neck is throbbing.
06:28My leg feels better.
06:32That's amazing.
06:34It's unbelievable.
06:35Since getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything,
06:38it means something must have gone wrong in the surgery.
06:41Yes.
06:42Terribly.
06:43Tragically wrong.
06:44Enjoy the mistake.
06:46You must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system.
06:49If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing?
06:53Get back to the ICU before you rip out your stitches,
06:55and I have to chain you to your bed.
07:19Why did you try to kill me?
07:24I didn't.
07:26Didn't the gun thing?
07:27Might have been a mistake.
07:29If I didn't kill you, it would have been over.
07:32I need you to live.
07:36I want to see you suffer.
08:07I want to see you suffer.
08:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:08Get the needle out of there.
08:12I can't breathe.
08:21House.
08:26The test was negative.
08:28Are you sure you want to be doing this?
08:29I'm fine, I think.
08:31Cameron, you got my records.
08:33They don't like to release patients' operative notes.
08:35And yet you're holding them and whispering.
08:39He's sleeping.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Killer needs his rest.
08:45Otherwise, he's grumpy all day.
08:47Hey!
08:48Wake up!
08:50Watch me save a life.
08:52Almost for sure it's some sort of infection.
08:54We've got him on broad spectrum antibiotics,
08:56but it's not even slowing the thing down.
08:57Unless we figure out what type of infection we can't treat,
09:00and we can't figure out what type because we can't do an LP.
09:03Do an LP.
09:05See what I did there?
09:06Couldn't have done that if you killed me.
09:08We would have done an LP two days ago if we could have.
09:10That much pressure.
09:11Something's bound to go.
09:12We would have done an LP two days ago
09:13if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits.
09:16We just cut a hole in his throat.
09:18The equation has changed.
09:22Couldn't have put it better myself.
09:32Pressure is 120 millimeters H2O
09:36with small visible excursions
09:38related to respiration and pulse.
09:40Well, they're normal.
09:41That's good.
09:42No, that's weird.
09:51You want to hear a story?
09:55I have a rule.
09:58People who shoot me forfeit the right...
10:01My wife was sick.
10:03None of the doctors could figure out why.
10:06Oh, I know this story.
10:10She died,
10:11so you selected one of her doctors to kill
10:14because that would make everything right again.
10:16She lived.
10:18You cured her.
10:21I'm truly sorry I did that.
10:24In the course of investigating her illness,
10:27you convinced me that
10:29everything was relevant.
10:31You needed the truth.
10:35I confess to you that I had had an affair.
10:41But it turns out that it had nothing to do
10:43with why she was sick.
10:46Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms.
10:51You told her that.
10:55You also told her about my affair.
10:59You caught crap.
11:01She left you.
11:02Now I've got to pay
11:04because you can keep your little killer in your pants.
11:09She killed herself.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:25She killed herself.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30It's okay.
11:31Come on.
11:32Come on.
11:32I just don't need you.
11:33She killed herself.
11:37She killed herself.
11:40What sort of hospital has glass walls?
11:44It's my husband.
11:47Really?
11:48You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back?
11:51Nope.
11:53Figured a coworker or a sister, not wife.
11:57Why?
11:59Don't worry, it's not insulting.
12:01At least not to you.
12:07You're satisfied by that answer?
12:09You're Dr. House, aren't you?
12:11You're not gonna shoot me, are you?
12:13You treated a friend of mine.
12:15She told me you only talk to people if you have to.
12:18And then you insult them while showing off how insightful you are.
12:23Sevens marry sevens.
12:24Nines marry nines.
12:26Fours marry fours.
12:28Maybe there's some wiggle room if there's enough money or somebody got pregnant.
12:33But you've got at least three points on your husband.
12:36Hands your frock, says you didn't do it for the money.
12:39And your breasts say that you didn't need kids.
12:42So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.
12:45Numbers don't lie.
12:47We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has.
12:51And the most likely culprit is an STD.
12:53You wanna know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer.
12:58And I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die.
13:01Is your friend single?
13:03No.
13:04And I've always been faithful.
13:09Wow.
13:10I would've bet money something would go wrong.
13:13Let's rotate him back.
13:18He's bleeding into his ocular a bit.
13:20LP wouldn't do this.
13:24I want some pressure behind.
13:26Gotta relieve it.
13:33What's going on?
13:34What are they doing?
13:37I should go.
13:42I've seen if I've torn my stitches.
13:57You collapsed in the hall.
13:59Tore your stitches.
14:01I remember.
14:03I was there.
14:04How's your gut?
14:04It's hurting.
14:05You shoot the guy who sold her the gun?
14:07She locked herself in the garage and she started the car.
14:11You shoot the guy who sold her the garage door opener?
14:17You're an ass.
14:18That is a bold position to take given that I shot you.
14:21Shooting just makes you an idiot.
14:23You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag like you did a good thing.
14:26You're an ass and a hypocrite.
14:28You don't believe in rules.
14:29You can do whatever you think is right.
14:31That's all I did.
14:32You were my role model.
14:34Watch out.
14:34You're getting crumbs on the flag.
14:36I didn't commit to honor her.
14:37I didn't commit to never lie to her.
14:39Well, if you kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive and you wouldn't be shot.
14:42If you kept your pistols in your pants.
14:44It's my fault.
14:45She's dead.
14:47I know it.
14:49But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours too?
14:55That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up.
15:00Here's how life works.
15:02You either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people.
15:07Not both.
15:12Infections don't make your eyes pop out.
15:14We should get back.
15:15You're supposed to be trying to your bed.
15:16Not done eating.
15:17Gotta be some sort of bleeding disorder.
15:20This is really stupid.
15:23Look.
15:24My stitches pop out again.
15:26I got three doctors to save me.
15:29Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins.
15:34Okay.
15:34I'll be you guys.
15:36Nah, why, mate?
15:37Too much blood to just be a vine.
15:39No way, Hizzy.
15:40If it was an artery, it'd still be bleeding.
15:44Actually, he'd be dead.
15:46He could have had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled,
15:48which could have been caused by Wegener's.
15:50I think the surgeon would have noticed a giant growth while they were sticking the eyeball back in.
15:54Tongue and eyes are sick.
15:56What about the nose?
15:56It's right in between.
15:57Why isn't it sick?
15:58So it's not spreading.
15:59It's got a common source.
16:00Which can only be what?
16:02The brain, except the CT was clean.
16:04Check the brain's trash.
16:05See what it's hiding.
16:06The brain doesn't have a lymph system?
16:07I know.
16:08All that garbage just blows off, gets caught in a snow fence by the side of the road.
16:12You're referring to the blood-brain barrier.
16:15What else?
16:17Biopsy the barrier.
16:18Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first?
16:21Try some relatively safe treatments?
16:23Biopsy the barrier.
16:24First start him on vivendazole in case it's a worm.
16:26And levofloxacin in case it's an infection that slipped by the first antibiotic.
16:30And azithromocin for STDs.
16:34I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around.
16:39Well, I was married to her.
16:41I certainly...
16:41House.
16:42The patient isn't married.
16:44He's a widower.
16:48Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself.
16:53My body is fine.
16:55My mind, on the other hand...
16:57Maybe she was a girlfriend.
16:58Maybe she was just trying to jerk you around.
17:01I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor.
17:03The patient only had six visitors.
17:05Two females.
17:05No babes.
17:06His mother and his aunt.
17:07So they missed someone.
17:08They're not security.
17:09My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass.
17:13They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life.
17:15There's only one possible conclusion.
17:18It was a hallucination.
17:21What does that look like to you?
17:220.6.
17:25Anesthesia?
17:26No.
17:26It's gotta be six and a smudge.
17:28Let's say you're right.
17:29It wouldn't be that uncommon after trauma?
17:31After that much blood loss?
17:32My perceptions are compromised and my judgment is compromised.
17:36What if his wife told me that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese letter?
17:40So pull yourself off the case.
17:42And the next case?
17:43You take two weeks.
17:45You recover.
17:45What if I don't?
17:48What if it wasn't the shooting?
17:49The guy who sees connections between everything sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions?
17:55What if it was the surgery?
17:56What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches and lost two pints of blood?
18:03Why didn't Gillick give me ketamine during my surgery?
18:10Working.
18:11We need to talk.
18:13Get back to the ICU.
18:14Who uncuffed you?
18:15Why would a surgeon administer ketamine?
18:19Who showed you your surgical file?
18:20How do you know it's mine?
18:21Because your patient hasn't had surgery and you don't care about anybody else.
18:25My anesthesia was almost nonexistent and yet I wasn't awake.
18:28For some reason somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma instead of just putting me out.
18:33There are plenty of reasons to use-
18:35Fine.
18:35I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon.
18:37Gillick, right?
18:47It worked.
18:48It worked.
18:52There's a clinic in Germany.
18:55They've been treating chronic pain by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself.
19:00There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back, which of course means there is a 50%
19:05chance that it won't.
19:08You had no right.
19:10To heal you?
19:11You messed with my brain.
19:13Why are you so upset?
19:16Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms?
19:19Dizziness?
19:20Tremors?
19:21Hallucinations?
19:22No.
19:23It's a point of principle.
19:31The test was negative.
19:32No trash against the fence.
19:34Is your leg really better?
19:35Don't worry.
19:35I'm sure something else is wrong.
19:37We did find blood.
19:39On which side?
19:40The wrong side.
19:41First thing that makes sense.
19:42The wrong side's the wrong side.
19:44It can't make sense.
19:45I could mess with his brain.
19:46It wouldn't cause fever.
19:47He's been sleeping a lot lately.
19:50You worried?
19:51I marked a change of meds on his chart.
19:55Foreign object.
19:56The body wants to get rid of it that causes a fever.
19:59Blood's a foreign object?
20:00In the brain lining it is.
20:02Blood dysgrazium means cancer.
20:03Find it.
20:04All the tests...
20:05Have been negative.
20:06What do you do if your trash cans are full?
20:09You use your neighbor's trash cans.
20:12Except it's still light outside.
20:14Your neighbor will see you.
20:15As you go out the back way into an alley
20:17and drop off your trash by their garage.
20:19Protect the lymphatic system in the chest.
20:22You got that from trash cans in the alley?
20:24The saliva glands from the tongue
20:26are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs.
20:28It's the next lymphatic system over.
20:32Yeah.
20:34Go get lung lymph.
20:42How did he know that?
20:47I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart.
20:50Right.
20:53Because you have nothing but respect for him.
20:57Maybe he knew the answer because the question wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought.
21:08Maybe he's not getting smarter.
21:11You're getting dumber.
21:33You pretend to buck the system.
21:36Pretend to be a rebel.
21:38You claim to hate rules.
21:41But all you do is substitute your own rules for societies.
21:47And it's a nice simple rule.
21:50Tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, darkest way.
21:58And what will be, will be.
22:01And what will be, will be.
22:02What will be, should be.
22:04And everyone else is a coward.
22:11But you're wrong.
22:14It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot.
22:18People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice.
22:22They do it because they got an ounce of humility.
22:31Because they know that they will make mistakes.
22:35And they know that their actions have consequences.
22:39And they know that those consequences are their fault.
22:54Why do you want so bad not to be human, huh?
23:03No, he's awake.
23:05Pass.
23:06We need to talk to you.
23:07How the hell did you know I was awake?
23:09Your nostrils flare when you sleep.
23:11No, they do not.
23:13Fine.
23:13I'm lying.
23:16Test was negative.
23:18You knew?
23:18Force of habit.
23:19Showed no cancer.
23:20No reason why he's got a fever of 103.
23:22And no reason why his tongue won't fit in his mouth.
23:24He's post-op.
23:25Chase is getting him up and around.
23:26It's important that you're up ISAP after surgery.
23:29Think you can urinate?
23:39No.
23:40It's getting bigger.
23:43What?
23:44You're getting aroused?
23:46No.
23:46No.
23:49No.
23:50No.
23:51No.
23:51No.
23:51No.
23:52No.
23:55No.
24:05No.
24:08No.
24:09No.
24:09keep riding. I got a bet with my physio
24:11that I can do 100 clicks by Friday.
24:14What about blood from the kidneys?
24:20Kidneys strain into the bladder,
24:21which strains into the ureter.
24:23There's no way it would mess with the scrotum.
24:25Yeah. Basic human anatomy.
24:29Therefore, I think it's safe to assume
24:30that the problem lies elsewhere.
24:32But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever,
24:35maybe we should even question the basics.
24:37Maybe he's not human.
24:39An anatomical defect would seem more likely,
24:41but let's not rule that one out.
24:42Even more likely.
24:43He is human.
24:44His anatomy is where it's supposed to be,
24:45but he has testicular cancer.
24:48We tested for cancer.
24:49We tested the lymph system in his chest.
24:51Surgeons found our growth.
24:52Surgeons was trying to put everything back where it was.
24:54They weren't going.
24:55Sorry.
24:56You may have been lucky.
24:57If you don't catch testicular cancer early,
24:59it kills.
25:00It probably eroded some vessel.
25:02Yeah, I know.
25:03The question is why I didn't think of it.
25:04Well, eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation.
25:08Sack blowing up, on the other hand.
25:10If you could think of everything yourself,
25:12you wouldn't need a team to annoy.
25:13I screwed up some basic anatomy.
25:16And I'm misconnecting a testicular explosion
25:18with a testicular problem.
25:20If there's any way I would have done that before,
25:22Cutty messed with my brain.
25:23She was trying to help you, and it worked.
25:25Yeah, I can run like the wind, but I can't think.
25:29Seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete,
25:31looks to me as if she screwed me over big time.
25:38You don't want a healthy leg.
25:40Oh, here we go.
25:42If you've got a good life, if you're healthy,
25:43you've got no reason to bitch, no reason to hate life.
25:46Well, here's the flaw in your argument.
25:47If I enjoy hating life, I don't hate life. I enjoy it.
25:49I didn't say it was rational.
25:53Well, HIV testing is 99% accurate,
25:56which means there are some people who test positive,
25:58who live with their own impending doom for months or years
26:01before finding out everything's okay.
26:03Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness,
26:05or even anger.
26:07They get depressed.
26:09Not because they wanted to die,
26:10but because they've defined themselves by their disease.
26:13Suddenly, what made them them isn't real.
26:16I don't define myself by my leg.
26:18No, you have taken it one step further.
26:22The only way you could come to terms with your disability
26:25was to somehow make it mean nothing.
26:29So you had to redefine everything.
26:32You have dismissed anything physical.
26:36Anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual.
26:40Why are you protecting her?
26:47Because she's done nothing wrong.
26:51You're completely comfortable with what she did to me.
26:54Yeah, I am, yeah.
26:58You agonize over moral choices.
27:01You're not completely comfortable with anything
27:03until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side.
27:08I've known what she did for six hours.
27:11How come you're acting like you've known for days?
27:15What do I have?
27:16You're not sick.
27:17What do I have?
27:19You need to calm down.
27:20I have my brain.
27:21That's it.
27:21We were trying to help you.
27:23Yeah.
27:23Nobody tries to screw up.
27:25They just do.
27:25You were out of control.
27:27You were shooting more than you.
27:28I can make people better.
27:30And you two decided to train that for jotting shoots.
27:33If you're suffering from side effects, then we can look at that.
27:35You value the physical so much.
27:37Let me put this in terms you can understand.
27:45You're unbelievable.
27:47Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear,
27:49you still couch it in logical terms.
27:52Are you hallucinating?
27:53Yeah, I'm hallucinating.
27:54No, I mean right now.
27:56Are you hallucinating?
28:00How did you know I was...
28:02You were yelling at me.
28:05You were calling me Wilson.
28:07No.
28:09You're losing your house.
28:11I never called Wilson by his name.
28:13Oh, yeah, right.
28:14Now, the hallucinator's going to tell the hallucinatee what happened.
28:18You're not the hallucinatee.
28:19Wilson was the hallucinatee.
28:20You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here?
28:22Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee.
28:24The bathroom was the hallucinatee.
28:25Oh.
28:26Bathroom.
28:27Figures.
28:29What figures?
28:32You wet your bed.
28:36Damn it.
28:39Test was negative.
28:41No.
28:41No.
28:42EFP and beta HCG say no testicular cancer.
28:45So, let's recap.
28:46We've just ruled out everything, which doesn't make sense.
28:49So the answer has to be something that does make sense.
28:51Do a cystoscopy.
28:52Make sure he's human.
28:55Test was negative.
28:57For him being human?
28:58Everything was right where it's supposed to be.
29:00All the tubes go where they're supposed to go.
29:02Most likely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis.
29:16Hmm.
29:18You find out if his father hunched?
29:20His father have trouble peeing?
29:24His father have sex with his own mother?
29:27If the answer is to any of these questions,
29:28if yes, assume you're right.
29:30If the answer is for no,
29:32assume you're right with biopsy some prostate lymphs,
29:35just to be sure.
29:36But...
29:37Then we'd have to cut through his stomach,
29:39and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem,
29:41this kind of surgery might...
29:42He doesn't clearly have anything.
29:48How did I get here?
29:50What are you talking about?
29:53I was in the ICU.
29:56Then I was coming down these stairs with you guys.
30:00What happened in between?
30:06I don't remember how I got here.
30:21I'm taking myself off my case.
30:24Your patient's in critical care.
30:25He's had a fever unabated for two...
30:26I think I'm losing my mind.
30:30I'm having blackouts.
30:31You said you weren't having any...
30:33I lied.
30:35If you are doing this to scare me,
30:36you made your point.
30:38Next time you get shot,
30:39I promise to only treat the bullet wounds.
30:42I'm off the case.
30:49Why did you jump up when I came in?
30:52I thought you were gonna attack me again.
30:56Again?
30:57Yeah, you were in my face.
31:00You were...
31:00No, I wasn't.
31:02You came in here with Wilson and...
31:04That was a hallucination.
31:06No, you...
31:06Which means this is a hallucination.
31:25How can I tell what's real and what's not?
31:30Everything looks the same.
31:33Sounds the same.
31:35Tastes the same.
31:40Seems like I'd be the last person you'd want to ask.
31:43Why not?
31:45You're obviously not here.
31:47I'm obviously not here.
31:48Which means this is a creation of my mind.
31:50Which means I'm really just asking myself.
31:53When you're talking to yourself,
31:54that's a lot of unnecessary explanation.
31:56Hey, I'm trying to work this out.
31:58It requires give and take, even in my own mind.
32:03What was the question?
32:04How can I tell what's real?
32:07Does it matter?
32:10That doesn't sound like something I'd ask.
32:12All right.
32:13Your concern is that if you act in the real world
32:15based on information that's not real,
32:17the results are impossible to foresee.
32:19With you so far.
32:20But information is incapable of harm in and of itself.
32:25Ideas are neither good nor bad,
32:27but merely as useful as what we do with them.
32:28Only actions can cause harm.
32:32That sounds like me.
32:35You do nothing.
32:36You refrain from taking any actions.
32:40You continue to throw out your ideas as you always would,
32:43but if they're based on felty assumptions,
32:46your team will point that out.
32:48you won't do anything that could hurt them.
32:54So I trust my team.
32:57Test was negative.
32:58No blood in the prostate.
32:59No structural abnormalities.
33:01If something doesn't make sense,
33:03what does that mean?
33:06It's not rhetorical.
33:08I need your input on everything I ask,
33:10no matter how obvious it might seem.
33:12It means you're wrong.
33:14It means one of your assumptions is wrong.
33:16If something doesn't make sense, it can't be real.
33:18So what are our assumptions?
33:20We don't have any. We're just guessing and testing.
33:22We assume the tests are right.
33:24We've already redone them twice.
33:25Let's go more basic.
33:27What's more basic than the test results?
33:29Test themselves.
33:31What does a biopsy consist of?
33:33You take a sample.
33:35Define sample.
33:37It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem.
33:41You go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water.
33:43It's got no fish in it.
33:44Does that mean no fish in the ocean?
33:46We can do another biopsy.
33:47We could fill another cup of water.
33:49We gotta dive in. We gotta see what's actually in there.
33:51We can't operate. He's got a bleeding problem.
33:53We assume he's got a bleeding problem.
33:55Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed,
33:57causing parts of his body to blow up.
34:00Assuming that crazy assumption is correct.
34:01If we operate on him, we'll kill him.
34:04What if we could find a way to do this surgery
34:09without giving him more than a paper cut?
34:12You want to let a robot operate on me?
34:17The technology is amazing.
34:19It magnifies everything ten times.
34:21It's ten times the accuracy.
34:22No way. I want a person.
34:24A person would be controlling...
34:25People suck.
34:28People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue
34:30into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled on face.
34:34If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night,
34:37choose warm and soft.
34:39If you want someone to write you a poem,
34:41pick the sensitive loner.
34:43If all you care about is that something's done right,
34:45pick the guy with the metal head.
34:46No way.
34:47No way, no way.
34:49You've got to see this thing in action before you say no way.
34:51Come on.
34:52House, what are you doing?
34:55Nothing.
34:57I'm not doing anything.
34:58I'm just throwing out ideas.
35:00I think you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the OR,
35:03but I may be out of my mind.
35:15Relax, Cameron.
35:17I'm not going to cut you.
35:18I just want to show what this puppy can do.
35:21He can make one millimeter incisions.
35:25You know how small that is?
35:27It's small even in metric.
35:29If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you,
35:34stop me.
35:46Delicate.
35:47No.
35:48Delicate. No.
36:20Does that hurt?
36:29Have you seen enough?
36:33no
36:35that wasn't a question
36:36you either do this or you die
36:43you wasted your life
36:45yeah
36:47if only i'd spend more time
36:49dedicating myself to finding someone
36:50worthy to shoot
36:53if i had killed you would it have mattered
36:55not to me
36:56have you got a pen
36:57you don't care if you live or die
36:59i care because i live
37:01i can't care if i'm dead
37:03i don't want to hear semantics
37:05you anti-semantic bastard
37:09would anybody care that the world lost that wit
37:12working here
37:13that's alright you don't have to say anything
37:15just let me soak into your subconscious
37:20you think that the only truth that matters
37:22is the truth that can be measured
37:25good intentions don't count
37:26what's in your heart doesn't count
37:30caring doesn't count
37:31but a man's life can be measured
37:33by how many tears
37:35are shed when he dies
37:39just because you can't measure them
37:42just because you don't want to measure them
37:47doesn't mean it's not real
37:53that does not make sense
37:57and even if i'm wrong
38:00you're still miserable
38:03did you really think that your life's purpose
38:06was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return
38:12no
38:13no
38:14you believe there's no purpose
38:18to anything
38:20even the lives you save you dismiss
38:26you turn the one decent thing in your life and you taint it
38:29strip it of all meaning
38:39you're miserable for nothing
38:43i don't know why you'd want to live
39:08i'm sorry
39:24i know what's wrong
39:30house get out of here you're not sterile
39:35he'll be fine
39:37great
39:40what's he got
39:42how come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case
39:46i'm having hallucinations
39:48blackouts
39:49but you're always insane and always right
39:53i'm almost always eventually right
39:58you have no way of knowing what eventually is
40:01every time i've had an epiphany on this one
40:04you guys were right on board
40:06no challenges
40:08no need to explain
40:09no offense
40:11but either you guys are getting smarter or i'm getting dumber
40:14we've worked with you long enough to know
40:16i know the test results even before you enter the room
40:19we have identical knowledge
40:22how is that possible
40:23you're wrong
40:24if something doesn't make sense
40:26one of your assumptions has to be wrong
40:28because if something doesn't make sense it can't be real
40:32but what if the faulty assumption is
40:36that it's real
40:37house
40:39you're losing it
40:40i've lost it
40:46why did you stop me
40:47because i think you're gonna kill him
40:49you don't think that
40:51you know it
40:54because you're in my head
40:56as long as the delusion makes sense
40:58my mind lets it go on
41:01if it cannot make sense
41:04i push it past the point where it can trick my mind
41:08hey hey
41:08this is a nightmare
41:10you're gonna wake up
41:11it's real
41:11you're killing a man
41:12it's also possible that i may already be dead
41:15but i don't believe in the afterlife
41:17house
41:17go back to your room
41:19if this is a hallucination
41:20it's a good one
41:21you're pain free
41:22you can walk
41:22it's not real
41:23therefore it's meaningless
41:25i want meaning
41:33you're a good one
41:34you're a good one
41:35you're a good one
41:42you're a good one
41:50you're a good one
41:51you're a good one
41:52you're a good one
41:53you're a good one
41:53you're a good one
41:54you're a good one
41:54you're a good one
41:55you're a good one
41:55you're a good one
41:55you're a good one
41:55you're a good one
42:10Oh, God.
42:46Goodbye.
42:48He was shot.
42:49Twice.
42:49Once in the abdomen, once in the neck.
42:52Hello.
42:52It's gonna be okay.
42:53You're gonna be okay.
42:54You don't know enough.
42:57Tell Cuddy.
43:00No one kidding me.
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