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00:06Let's get back to Phil and Diane. Phil's been having a hard time finding work and Diane wants
00:11him to talk to her about his fear his disappointment and Phil wants Diane to trust him that they'll get
00:18through this ideally without having to keep discussing feelings not your exact words but
00:24am I wrong and most guys out there are the same way but ladies if you're feeling frustrated
00:32remember it's not our fault we were raised to be strong not emotional to deny vulnerability
00:41not embrace it and you know what that makes us dinosaurs nobody needs us to hunt wild animals
00:50for food nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter they need us to evolve to catch up
01:00since the 1960s women's roles have shifted radically and as a answer and as as their roles have changed
01:11so have women they've they've well they've become tougher more demanding of us their partners and
01:19and and who can blame them who can who can uh for expecting us to to do this
01:37we need an ambulance
01:44so
01:50so
02:14you want I'm good your limbs on this gun
02:21pains me to interrupt the collegial banter pains me more to listen to it
02:25continue 38 year old man spikes a fever and collapses during a speaking
02:29engagement ER checks out blood volume cardiac function and autonomic reflexes
02:34all normal passion makes a living telling men to behave more like women
02:37surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential either
02:41way could be a cerebral AVM ER did a head CT no sign of AVM decent thought though
02:48patient's philosophy makes perfect sense it's only flaw is that it's
02:51impossible evolution does not work that way you can't talk legs onto a fish we're
02:56gonna go extinct we're gonna do it drinking Scotch and driving muscle cars
03:00am I right I might thank you cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia it doesn't
03:08explain the fever the patient's talking about compromise if you don't think
03:12that's possible you don't think your relationships are possible anyone in
03:15this room in a position to disprove that this guy's just playing to his audience
03:19women are by far the biggest consumers of the self-help industry he could have a
03:23pulmonary embolism clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload
03:27drops a blood flow to his brain we should do a pulmonary angiogram patient
03:30lacks major risk factors for a PE doesn't rule it out just makes it unlikely maybe
03:34we start with a d-dimer less invasive than the angiogram good idea fine now I am
03:44hereby searching for a number two so I'm eating a lot of brand also I want a team
03:51leader someone to fill Foreman's old job why you're right we didn't need any more
03:57structure it's not like we had a near fatal stabbing if it isn't the old ball in Ukraine
04:12who's that his wife Dominica house you survived prison and you Atlantic City where they also have
04:24gangs of pruno but slightly less recidivism I started Ukrainian food truck business after
04:31gambling win loose everybody likes a little knish you're here and I seem to remember throwing out a
04:37bunch of certified letters from immigration assuming there's a connection our green card
04:42interviews in four days they come to the apartment they ask questions about marriage vacations family
04:48history what side of bed eat sleep on you've never taken a vacation I don't like your family and on
04:56top
04:56I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year and your mother who may or may not be dead
05:01for all I know
05:02misses you can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik I would say
05:10more not interested than afraid but Mike will then I go to plan B make you an offer that cannot
05:17be refused
05:21how long have you been doing seminars the match counseling just the past couple years before that
05:26I did corporate coaching can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences I guess you shifted
05:31with the market there's nothing cynical about my husband he and I it's okay I get it what guy thinks
05:38men should be more like women a macho jerk I've got a big wake-up call courtesy of three drunks
05:44who beat
05:44the crap out of me outside a sports bar in Milwaukee I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your
05:49medical history those morons did me the biggest favor of my life I realized I'd sacrificed my health
05:55because I couldn't back down from an argument over football meeting my lean was the final piece in
06:02the puzzle she changed my career and my diet she gave me a whole new direction in life we'll need
06:09to
06:09know exactly how you changed your diet and when need my apartment key back if you're breaking up with
06:18me can we at least talk about it first maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag I don't
06:25sleep
06:25with married men I'll get a copy made you're an ex-con if you get caught perjuring yourself to
06:32homeland security you'll end up back in jail and that would be troubling if there was the slightest
06:36chance that we get caught you barely know each other you've got about five minutes to remake
06:40yourselves into a convincing married couple and why Dominica gets a green card what's in this for you
06:48this is what men do for the women they pretend to love also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once
06:54we
06:54pass apparently conditions sell like hotcakes lab results I'm afraid you're gonna have to finish your
07:01nag later I said I think it's stupid right then I think I'm done D-dimer came back normal rules
07:11out
07:11pulmonary embolism and her patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity he underwent a spiritual
07:16overhaul three years ago he also went off gluten red meat fortunately that doesn't explain any of his
07:22symptoms one of those points is not absurd it's absurd about a change of heart what this guy believes
07:27is making him a better person he's going against his baser instincts base meaning foundational meaning
07:33things we are biologically programmed to do yes perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff
07:40you know that's the kind of laughs that can take you out of the running for team leader I feel
07:44surprisingly okay with that comes with a 50 buck a week raise I'm in you don't want to do that
07:54money is your dignity later in life you didn't she could be on her way to living the dream unless
08:00the
08:00rest of you nut up you give her this spiritual overhaul did come after a physical overhaul a major injury
08:13of some kind bar fight but there's no way a broken business and with me you too you guys get
08:23a copy of
08:30that made do those dudes bend your ball sack like Beckham three years ago the bar fight this is dr.
08:37house he has a theory oh dr. Adams would you mind I asked you a question I assume you know
08:50the answer
08:51yeah I took a couple serious knees to the groin but what what has gotten into me dr. chase just
09:00pick
09:00it up do you know what's wrong with me nothing that the golden girls couldn't have handled in 23
09:10hilarious minutes you had a hot flash those guys kicked your guys hard enough to do lasting damage
09:18you didn't even look when presented with two reasonably attractive took high yeah I said
09:24it I was listening to my doctor people generally listen with their ears leaving their eyes free to
09:29wander I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber do a blood test to confirm and
09:35start hormone replacement it's no wonder that you think women are so great basically been one for the
09:40the last three years test confirm house is right low testosterone explains all your symptoms they
09:48should go away with replacement therapy we're gonna give you a fairly high dose over time your personal
09:53position may reduce a little just need you to turn around will the shots increases libido you worried
10:00about that have you been unsatisfied no no it's just it's usually me that initiates things sometimes I think maybe
10:14you
10:16aren't that attracted to me are you crazy with these injections you will see an increase in sex drive okay
10:23wait wait yeah well done okay oh something's wrong I think I paid myself is that from the
10:43testosterone couldn't be I don't think you're going home just yet
10:51it's not a plumbing problem means it's probably neurological and and name Dominique his three
11:00brothers vladimir olexi and low testosterone is off the table as a symptom okay I got his nuts
11:15crack three years ago don't need to look much further than that so his hose just happens to
11:19spring a leak at the same time he's in hospital for a totally unrelated problem Theodore it's for dear
11:27if low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else punch me in the junk right now I
11:32would if it weren't redundant it's for dear the one who married Micola Micola is Dominique his uncle
11:40how is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives and none of this I find
11:46it hard
11:46to remember things I don't give a crap about ergo Dominique has one brother and his name is Al maybe
11:52the testicular damage to stage for something worse multiple sclerosis causes incontinence and progresses
11:58faster in men with low teeth way to stay on point it's that kind of leadership that's putting you at
12:03the
12:03head of the pack there isn't a pack she's there on the applicant well that's settled then have your
12:10underlings do an LP and get a cranial spinal MRI to check for plaques associated with MS I will go
12:16tell Foreman about your promotion wait so nobody cares about the job till I apply and suddenly it's the
12:27last limited edition lightsaber at comic-con just seems like it should go to someone with more seniority
12:32meaning you I said more not most meaning you or Tao house is a dictator second in command is a
12:40meaningless position doesn't look meaningless in my resume doesn't have to be meaningless at all the
12:45right person could turn it into something get the department running smoothly I wonder who that right
12:50person could be house is the head of the department it's only fair that a woman should hold the other
12:55position of authority yeah let's go affirmative action is because then I'll definitely win this
13:00is what house wants wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title which would make us extra
13:05stupid
13:06because of what we've just been through we should let him choose whoever he wants move on
13:15so if these proteins are in my spinal fluid that means I have MS proteins may indicate MS there's no
13:21one
13:21definitive test that's why dr. house ordered an MRI as well this is anesthetic it's a scary diagnosis but
13:30advances are being made several drugs approved just this year to be honest at the moment I'm feeling a
13:37little more worried about the testosterone injections it's making me feel different kind of amped I went
13:45through this big life change and it felt really meaningful what if it was all just chemistry loss of
13:54testosterone could have been a factor but think of it as a catalyst it got you to reevaluate now you
14:02know it's important you can choose to hold on to that right certainly worth trying deep breath stay very
14:14still just tell house to drop the whole team leader thing that's the only way it'll go away I don't
14:19think it's such a bad idea a little more structure in your department couldn't hurt yeah house is doing
14:27this because of his great love of structure not because he wants us to turn on each other so don't
14:32do
14:32that it makes sense to have someone in there with a little more accountability as long as it's not Adams
14:39she
14:40sees the whole thing is an opportunity to remake the department in her image or park for obvious
14:46reasons and Tab's got the kids it's pretty busy are you seriously angling for a job that you mocked
14:55this fake the whole time I had it I don't want the job you just don't want anyone else to
15:00have it
15:02this will be great and grandmother's kind of sexy that is Taras Shevchenko the greatest Ukrainian poet see
15:16the guy behind there once was a man from Kraminchuk help me move coffee table well then where will we
15:22have coffee my coffee I mean scotch coffee and booze artificial high for me high is an exercise
15:41that's a nobics fun good for the but
15:55Amy Grant I know there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room so
16:06oh you have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts welcome to my wheelhouse
16:15you brought a protractor you never know when you might need to make a pie chart
16:22looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position yes we'll be using a basic
16:29alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier in high school they called me the bookie monster
16:36pop quiz where did you get the candlesticks on three one two three
16:51Morocco drink up it's gonna be a long night
16:56really think this guy's gonna hulk out once the hormones kick in
17:00some male lizards do push-ups to attract mates when scientists gave them extra testosterone they did
17:06push-ups until they died same drive you took advantage of to get chased to carry a box of files
17:11down to your
17:12car yesterday periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean so you're saying masculinity is
17:20ingrained and irrational
17:23i'm saying it's pointless to try by extension you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational it's the way we
17:30should all be guys just
17:31aren't capable of it
17:37brain stem and cord are clean
17:40is it okay if i scratch my nose
17:42go ahead
17:44i guess he doesn't have a mess
17:46something's wrong
17:50is it your hand
17:51no it's my eyes
17:52i'm seeing double
18:00smile it's your honeymoon
18:11so
18:11what causes double vision
18:13top of all the other symptoms
18:15it's not a brain tumor we would have seen it on the scans
18:17eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive
18:19let's do some winter shots
18:21wardrobe change
18:22thyroid eye disease in conjunction with grapes
18:25thyroid level was normal
18:27check it out
18:30simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off
18:34quite the display of initiative and leadership
18:37but you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that
18:40or blatant flaunting of cleavage
18:43like those
18:44what happened to not letting house get to you
18:47you're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation
18:50all i'm doing is my job house has indicated that he considers me attractive
18:55there's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage
18:58with an argument like that
19:00maybe you should just drop down to your knees and
19:02i mean unless that's not your strength
19:06oh big hug big man it's cold out here
19:10at the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot and bickering session
19:15what about myasthenia gravis
19:18extraocular muscle weakness leads to double vision
19:21the tonic bladder leads to incontinence
19:23could have been triggered when his t got really low
19:29oh a little one
19:30could be a good peak
19:33smooth
19:33you let the rest of them compete
19:35tear each other to pieces
19:36and you swoop in with a save
19:38start the patient on ibig and plasmapheresis
19:42can you handle that please
19:46i need a minute
19:47we'll make it quick
19:48we're doing memphis
19:56you think you want this
19:58but it's a bad idea
19:59i was gonna go dollywood
20:01but i'm not sure i could pull off that wig
20:04everybody was playing nice and in your world nice doesn't solve cases
20:07but after what happened
20:10little bonding is a good thing
20:12we still have ideas we still argue
20:15maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other
20:19it was impressive
20:20you said that whole thing without once moving her lips
20:24the ones you're not moving
20:30i get it
20:31i won't play along with your stupid games so i'm no longer a man clever
20:35actually you won't play along with my stupid games because you're no longer a man
20:40still clever though
20:42studies have shown that raising kids lowers testosterone levels in men
20:45the more involved you are the lower it gets
20:50right having kids has neutered me
20:53or maybe it's helped me finally grow up
21:01how are you feeling
21:03as long as i keep my eyes closed pretty good
21:07really good actually
21:08i got energy
21:10i feel confident
21:11clear
21:14testosterone does tend to perk you up
21:16hey hun
21:17i brought you a burger
21:19really
21:19you're in the hospital
21:21eat whatever you want
21:22you're the best wife ever
21:25i'm not just saying that because how great your ass looks in those jeans
21:30i'm sorry that was a little
21:32no it's okay
21:33girl likes to know she's appreciated
21:35come here
21:39so i think we should talk to leading lights about seminars and dvds
21:42you sure
21:44you were worried about the commitment
21:45yeah there's no point being in business with them halfway
21:49you okay with that
21:50it's good to finally have a decision
21:54okay
21:57fadir is the brother she worries about the most ever since luba passed
22:04sorry
22:05this is the closest we could find to the cold soulless offices of a government bureaucracy
22:09if you're not using your office i will
22:12does dominica still communicate with her high school friends
22:15uh vasily yes
22:16oksana no not since she kissed pablo
22:19just that bitch knew
22:21that dominica liked him
22:25wrong
22:26oh oksana is a slut
22:28dead to me
22:29the right answer is the wrong answer
22:31no husband would pay that much attention to his wife's
22:33friend dramas
22:34haven't you been divorced three times
22:40in between those divorces i was married non-fraudulently
22:44for twelve years total which is twelve years longer than anyone in this room
22:52move
23:01so are you going for this team leader thing
23:04probably
23:05you deserve it
23:06you have way more experience than me
23:09give me help
23:10i wish
23:11i still have a lot of
23:13med school debt
23:14and my parents need help with their mortgage
23:17so i could kind of use the money
23:21as of an hour ago i'm just seeing one of everything
23:24looks like you guys are right
23:25we'll be right back
23:30i could use the money
23:31you want gaming you got to do better than that
23:33chase
23:34you want to be a leader you have to know how to manipulate
23:36you can't just feel
23:37i think the whites of his eyes were yellow
23:48everything okay
23:49join us
23:51there's something wrong with your liver
23:56liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack
24:00so much for my senior gravis
24:02can we hurry this up
24:03i have a government to defraud at noon
24:05if you need to leave you should
24:07i'm fairly confident our patient's got sarcoidosis
24:09wow
24:10you said that with so much authority
24:11did anyone else get chills
24:13just until i realized our patient has
24:15no sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities
24:17which makes sarcoidosis a long shot
24:19and bookkeeping isn't going to get you any farther than
24:21boobs
24:22although in fairness the boobs were really
24:24really helping
24:25i still think it's myasthenia gravis
24:27did you miss the recap
24:28we treated for that the liver tanked
24:30but his vision got better
24:33liver problems could be a sign of celiac
24:35he's been back on gluten since he's been in the hospital
24:37yesterday he had a burger
24:37that would have kicked the celiac into gear
24:39causing liver problems
24:41so your theory is that he has
24:42two unrelated diseases
24:44and he's already got low testosterone
24:46i seem to remember something about house hating coincidences
24:49it's true
24:50i think it's lyme disease
24:52one single disease named lyme
24:54without a rash
24:55ten percent of cases present without a rash
25:00lyme disease it is
25:01start the patient on antibiotics
25:04i have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed
25:11uh
25:13something bothering you
25:14i asked the nurse for an extra pillow
25:16that was half an hour ago
25:18sorry
25:18things can get pretty hectic
25:20it's a pillow
25:21i mean how hard can a pill
25:25listen to me
25:25i'm being a jerk
25:28testosterone can give you a shorter temp
25:30even when you're not sick
25:32noticed and adjusted
25:33it's a good thing
25:36hey
25:37just got a call from our lawyer
25:39you changed our counter to leading lights
25:42you deserve proper billing
25:44and a salary bump in the second term
25:46we talked about this
25:47we decided it wasn't worth
25:48potentially blowing the deal
25:49it'll be fine
25:55i've got to get some work done
26:03these are such pretty flowers you buy for me
26:06every friday from japanese florist
26:09on corner of edison and conway
26:11just one more thing
26:14with this ring
26:16i the wedded
26:20you left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend
26:24you kept the rings
26:26actually i tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors
26:29but it turns out she doesn't accept zinc
26:31like a mother in fairy tale
26:44the doctor and mrs gregory house
26:47yeah
26:47nate wyman u.s immigration
26:52welcome to our home
27:09give him time
27:12when i was fourteen
27:13there was a girl i wanted to impress
27:15so i jumped off the roof of her house
27:16broke my ankle
27:19joe's basically going through puberty
27:22it'll take him a while to adjust
27:27i tracked down a video
27:29from one of joe's business coaching seminars
27:31from before i knew him
27:34i'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise
27:37but we don't live on sesame street
27:39we live in the real world
27:40the business world
27:43if you're not a winner
27:45you're a loser
27:46if you aren't comfortable with that
27:49go open a pottery studio
27:53i never would have gone out with the guy in this video
28:02do you remember the last time she visited vasil
28:07uh let me see
28:08that would be august
28:11no
28:13no july
28:13because i remember it was right after our
28:16half anniversary
28:16and i forgot to put a gift in our suitcase
28:19and
28:20i've never heard the end of that one
28:23how specialty
28:24i made up this pun
28:26i made up this pun
28:28that's
28:29that's
28:30that's
28:32thank you
28:33mm-hmm
28:35honey
28:35why do you do this to me
28:37you know i'm watching my weight
28:38then maybe you'll stop eating cheese
28:40in front of open fridge
28:41in the middle of the night
28:44this is delicious
28:45thank you
28:47so
28:48everything looks good in here
28:51i'm just gonna step out
28:52and get a corroborating interview from one of the neighbors
28:56neighbors
28:57it's
28:58it's middle of the day
28:59i i think everybody's at work
29:01yeah then they're at work
29:02i just got a form to check off
29:03and you will be on your way to permanent status
29:17excuse me sir
29:19you have a minute
29:20how can i help you
29:22do you know a doctor and mrs house
29:23of course
29:24they've been my neighbors
29:26about two years now
29:27a lovely couple
29:29i see them almost every night
29:31they seem always to be together
29:33great well thanks for your help
29:34sure am
29:36hey hey what are you doing
29:38that's my door
29:43handing out menus
29:44for a new chinese place
29:48you're that guy that plays noisy video games with house on saturday nights
30:02there's a simple explanation
30:11be at my office tomorrow
30:13at ten
30:21the patient's shown zero improvement
30:24because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight
30:26or because he doesn't have lyme disease
30:28where are you
30:29oh just chilling
30:30u.s. citizenship and immigration
30:32waiting on my fraud interview with my wife and my attorney
30:35no big
30:36house
30:36hang up
30:40i still think it's myasthenia gravis plus celiac
30:43his change in diet has to be significant
30:45we just need to do an intestinal biopsy to confirm
30:47with his low platelet count
30:48a biopsy puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed
30:51which puts him at risk of death
30:58either you're done or you're walking in there without a lawyer
31:04i know it sounds like a phone
31:06but it's a timer
31:07to remind me to pee before our meeting
31:16hello old chap
31:17you need to save yourself
31:19i was up last night trying to find another angle
31:21but i can't
31:22tell immigration
31:23you were in love with dominica
31:25but your marriage fell apart
31:26and that's why you haven't been living together
31:30she'll be deported
31:31permanently
31:32house
31:32i know you like dominica
31:34you have fun with her
31:35but you got caught
31:36there's no getting out of this
31:39the best you can hope for is that you don't go back to jail
31:46tell my teen to
31:47to
31:48skip the biopsy
31:49and give the antibiotics more time
31:52they're ready for us
31:57i drew a line in the sand and i won
31:59we should be celebrating
32:02do you need a few minutes
32:03i'd rather keep getting better
32:04that's just it
32:05you won
32:06you made a demand that could have blown up the deal
32:09and you never even asked me
32:11the deal didn't blow up
32:11they caved
32:12joe you say it in your seminars
32:14process matters just as much as results
32:16are you seriously busting my chops
32:18because i made one little move without you
32:21how about stepping aside
32:22and letting me be the man in this relationship for a change
32:28i really can't talk to you right now
32:37i don't know why i said that
32:40i just got so angry
32:45hopefully after this dose
32:46you'll start to feel better
32:48and we can get you home
32:54but i'd like to do one more test
32:57the testimony of one angry nearsighted neighbor
33:01shouldn't outweigh all other evidence
33:02photos
33:03yes because your clients would never fake anything
33:05uh we acknowledge the uh neighbor thing was a mistake
33:09but that doesn't mean that all the other documentation
33:11should just be thrown out
33:12look you know i get that it's your job to try to act like
33:14there's a case here but shut up
33:20uscis will be denying miss petrova's green card application
33:22you'll be referred to immigration court for deportation proceedings
33:26and we're going to inform your parole officer about evidence of fraud
33:30so unless anybody has anything else to add
33:41please i am begging do not send him back to jail
33:44maybe we have not lived together all this month
33:46miss this house i have to advise you not to continue
33:47this man and i
33:48did we marry for love
33:50no
33:51but this past week
33:54we have a lot of fun
33:55working really hard to fool the u.s. government right
33:58don't answer that
33:59we idiot
34:00it was fake but
34:03it felt real
34:05maybe because it become real
34:09this man
34:12my husband
34:14i want to stay with him
34:16but if i cannot please send me away
34:17and let him be free
34:23i love him
34:41i didn't buy a word you said
34:47but a judge might
34:58i'm going to let you stay
35:00but
35:01for the next six months
35:02i'm going to hold on to this file
35:04and our investigators are going to show up
35:06unannounced at 6 a.m. 11 at night
35:08and they better find the two of you sitting on the couch watching ncis eating ice cream from the same
35:12spoon
35:15or both of you will be sent to places far less pleasant than new jersey
35:39what you just said in there
35:41don't worry
35:42don't worry
35:42i'm much too smart to be falling in love with you
35:44i will be needing extra shelf in bathroom
35:56abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi
35:58looks like you were right about celiac
36:01you do remember chase got stabbed doing a test house didn't order
36:05good comparison since both patients were tweaked on steroids
36:08you only did this to score points over chase and park
36:12we were right
36:13i proved it and the patient didn't bleed out
36:15why are you being a jerk about this
36:16let's go see if house is back
36:21the patient's having trouble breathing
36:23so much for celiac
36:31his breathing is stabilized
36:32but his lung function is at 60%
36:34and his liver is tanking
36:36and he has major symptoms of celiac
36:38without actually having celiac
36:39could be whipples
36:41doesn't explain the incontinence
36:43intestinal lymphoma
36:45doesn't explain the double vision
36:47any time you want to jump in
36:50his dance aerobic see the different thing
36:52i hear it's good for the butt
36:55what about a parasitic infection
36:57strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine
36:59in this country he's about as likely to get those when powerful
37:01someone does win the parable
37:03every week
37:04the patient went to puerto rico a few months ago
37:06one of the few places in the u.s. you could pick up strongyloides
37:09treatment is ivermectin
37:10we give that to someone with liver problems
37:11he could have seizures
37:13or worse
37:21do it
37:26i'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise
37:29compromise
37:30but we don't live on sesame street
37:32we live in the real
37:33i was wondering if maybe we overlooked a symptom or something
37:40makes perfect sense
37:42if you're the patient and panty waste is the symptom
37:48the patient
37:48adams and i both thought the patient could have celiac
37:50but only she was willing to go out on a limb
37:52and run the test
37:54i gave up
37:55now you're in here watching a motivational speech
37:59in your attempt to get your balls back
38:01lacks balls
38:02world the business world
38:05if you're not a winner
38:06you're a loser
38:07his voice
38:09it's lower than it is now
38:10if only there was a good reason for a professional speaker to be hoarse
38:14go open a pottery studio
38:15good point
38:20it's not a good point
38:21it's a decent point
38:23you're doing it again
38:26you got any other videos other seminars
38:28a couple
38:29when you see a weakness
38:30that's a time for strength
38:32a lot of people say
38:34oh i feel bad about it
38:35the other guy made a mistake
38:36you bailed too early
38:37the other guy's having a bad
38:39why get all the credit
38:40that kind of thinking
38:41is what makes you have a good
38:46chronic hoarseness
38:48is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis
38:53i'm not hoarse
38:54exactly
38:55as you were three years ago
38:57silent thyroiditis
38:58comes and goes
39:00and it in turn
39:01is a symptom of polyglandular autoimmune syndrome type 3
39:05makes this a really bad idea
39:11PAS-3
39:12attacks the body's own endocrine system
39:15moving from gland to gland
39:17it started in the thyroid
39:18and probably helped along by your low testosterone
39:21moved onto the gut
39:22where it caused celiac disease
39:24or it would if you weren't on a gluten-free diet
39:26i was right
39:28this is incredibly relevant
39:31eventually PAS-3 attacked your thymus gland
39:33you developed myasthenia gravis
39:35which landed you in here
39:36and you started eating gluten
39:38which only made things worse
39:40so am i going to be okay?
39:42we'll treat the various conditions with high dose steroids
39:44assuming they respond you'll be fine
39:46and the testosterone
39:51kicked in the nuts
39:52it's kicked in the nuts
39:59over the past week you've all had good moments and bad
40:03no one candidate has prevailed
40:07so now
40:09we embark upon a contest
40:11of medical strength
40:13stamina
40:15and skill
40:16can we just get this over with?
40:17if the competitor representing Australia
40:19would like to take a point deduction
40:21he should by all means
40:22continue yapping
40:23your glee is on the verge
40:25of making this not worth it
40:26for any of us
40:28can i at least light the torch?
40:29hurry
40:37i declare open
40:38the games of the number one number two competition
40:43je déclare ouvert
40:44all right
40:46ready
40:46set
40:47suture
40:57tea time
40:57what happens if i don't take it
41:00or at least go to a much lower dose
41:02are you having side effects?
41:04no i feel great
41:05faster
41:06clearer
41:07more like myself
41:10but my marriage and my career
41:12they're both built on me being somebody else
41:15low testosterone can cause depression
41:17and problems sleeping
41:19it's also been linked to conditions
41:20such as osteoporosis
41:22and diabetes
41:24it'll make your life harder
41:26and more dangerous
41:27on top of all the meds
41:28you'll be taking
41:32i'll take that risk
41:37i'm a better man without it
41:58well this certainly has brought more structure for the department
42:03really i'm just excited for the wheelchair race
42:08who's smart enough to enter
42:11never in never lose
42:13since you no longer have stones
42:16i'll split the 50 a week with you
42:20deal
42:25i've got a witness
42:28happy to say
42:30every hour
42:32every day
42:34every heartbeat
42:36bears your name
42:38loud and clear
42:39they stake my blame
42:42my red blood runs through blue
42:45and every heartbeat
42:47and every heartbeat
42:47belongs to you
42:56classic case of boy meets girl
42:59moving in the same direction
43:03you're not asking for the world
43:07honey i'm home
43:08asking for perfection
43:12oh
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43:49that's some bad hat harry
43:51oh
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