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00:03And now, come to the line, last year's rookie of the year, Casey Alconeau, and led to nine-time national
00:14champion, Cody Cooper.
00:22How do you feel?
00:25Great.
00:26I feel like throwing up my guts.
00:28You always feel like throwing up. Come on, Dad, let's get this digger on the line.
00:31You sure you don't want to go to law school?
00:32I hate lawyers.
00:34Yeah, so do I. Go get it, baby.
00:37Okay, it looks like Bill. Ready to go.
00:42Let's hear it again.
01:08We're good.
01:13Let's hear it.
01:16Let's hear it.
01:36Casey Alfonso with an amazing finish.
01:38What did you do at the end there?
01:39Yeah.
01:41About 250 feet, the car got out of shape a bit, but about halfway down, I just got into
01:46the zone or something.
01:47I pedaled it back into the groove.
01:49It was the coolest ride of my life.
01:50How does it feel to beat nine-time national champion?
01:58I'm sorry.
02:00Can you repeat that?
02:08Casey!
02:08Casey!
02:09Casey, out of the way!
02:10Out of the way!
02:10Casey!
02:11Casey, get the end to the front!
02:13Get the end to the front!
02:14Casey!
02:19I'll see you next time.
02:31I'll see you next time.
02:38It means you've already decided which case you want to take next.
02:41Tell me about Speed Racer.
02:43Female.
02:44Seizure with visual and auditory processing deficiency.
02:47I did a consult and...
02:48What kind of race car?
02:50Dragster.
02:52Continue?
02:53You're going to take a case based on the car she drives?
02:56Nothing, sis.
02:57Thanks for saving my life.
02:58Like a test drive in a car that accelerates faster than the space shuttle.
03:01You can't save her life because she's not dying.
03:03Her lab shows signs of dehydration.
03:05It means the problem's just like lead heat stroke.
03:07Kind of hard to get heat struck in four and a half seconds.
03:09Not when you're wearing a three-layer fireproof suit.
03:13Excuse me.
03:15Dr. House?
03:20No.
03:21Lazy-ass call in sick again.
03:22We can give him a message.
03:27Maybe talk in private.
03:39So, either it's heat stroke, in which case we take the afternoon off,
03:44or it's one of the diagnoses that you guys are going to have for me in two minutes.
03:48You're in charge.
03:50I know.
03:57Cop.
03:57He's not packing.
03:59Your dad's either a cop or a security guard.
04:02Or she carries a weapon.
04:06You're with the CIA.
04:08One of our employees just returned from the assignment sick.
04:11We believe he may be the victim of an assassination attempt.
04:19Sure.
04:20You want to close the door?
04:22Door?
04:23I assume you're going to drop trowel at some point during the dance.
04:27I don't see why I should share.
04:28This isn't a joke.
04:29If you're willing to help us, we need to leave now.
04:33If I have to walk somewhere, I'd better be at least five girls involved.
04:37I'd better be working their way through college.
05:08Okay, what do you got?
05:08We need to hurry.
05:09We need to hurry.
05:09A little advice.
05:10I mean, obviously, the village people played out the whole cop thing.
05:14Come on.
05:15Come on, CIA.
05:16Do you seriously expect anyone to believe that?
05:27It helps when you have props.
05:35You got my pen?
05:38Very good.
05:40Very good.
05:40Any nausea or vomiting before the seizure?
05:42No.
05:43No.
05:44My dad had some, but he's always liked that before a race.
05:47It could have been food poisoning.
05:48You two eat breakfast together?
05:49No.
05:50Any history of sciatica or spinal injury?
05:53No.
05:54Abnormal deep tendon reflex.
05:56Really?
05:57Let me see.
06:02It's there.
06:03I didn't say it wasn't there.
06:04I said it was abnormal.
06:07We're going to give you an MRI to be sure, but I'm guessing your symptoms were caused by just dehydration
06:12in the heat.
06:13You're guessing.
06:15Look, I make a living driving 300 miles an hour, which makes the ability to stay conscious kind of important.
06:23I'm sure it's just heat stroke, but we're going to do an MRI to be extra careful.
06:38You said you left your cell in your office.
06:41I lied.
06:44I wasn't going to take it.
06:45I'd just tell you to turn it off for takeoff.
06:47I know.
06:48I just wanted to see if you could tell that I was lying.
06:50Useful information.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Where are you?
06:54I'm on a top-secret mission for the CIA.
06:57Right.
06:58There was nothing on your race car driver's CT, and the history and physical were normal.
07:02Her deep tendon reflexes seemed a bit weak to me.
07:04Areflexia could mean Miller-Fisher.
07:07Yes, areflexia could mean Miller-Fisher, but since the reflex was weak, not absent, doesn't mean anything.
07:12I'm releasing her.
07:14You can go back to your poker game.
07:15Poker's illegal.
07:16CIA would never allow illegal activity.
07:20Have you considered Miller-Fisher?
07:22Why?
07:23What happened?
07:24She just had another seizure, and now she's getting a vertical nystagmus.
07:36We think it's Miller-Fisher, an inflammatory process.
07:40In rare cases, it can cause respiratory failure, but...
07:43Wait, wait, she could stop breathing?
07:45You said there was nothing wrong.
07:46You said you were sure.
07:47We just had another seizure.
07:49Clearly, there's something wrong.
07:50So why should I trust you to figure out what it is?
07:54Where's Dr. House?
07:55I'm at this hospital.
07:56It's gonna be all right.
07:57We just need to start the plasmapheresis.
08:00No.
08:01It's not going to be all right, because you obviously don't have a clue what you're doing.
08:06I'm not letting you touch me.
08:08Honey.
08:09I want to see House.
08:11Where is he?
08:23Looks a lot better on 24.
08:34I take that back.
08:37Dr. Samira Terzi.
08:39It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.
08:41We really appreciate the consult on such short notice.
08:43There's nothing that gives me more pleasure than helping out a colleague.
08:47This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic.
08:49He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis.
08:52Good round.
08:53Curtis on immunology, Sidney Curtis?
08:55Oh, you've read it?
08:55Nope.
08:57But it is keeping my piano level.
09:03So, where is the poor sick fella?
09:07What do we do?
09:08I don't know yet.
09:09She needs treatment.
09:10This is a test, right?
09:11You're reporting back to him everything we do.
09:14Yeah.
09:14And I asked the patient to be uncooperative.
09:16Personally, I think she overplayed it.
09:18She's being uncooperative because you made us all look like idiots.
09:21We're only going to look like idiots if we can't figure out how to get her to agree to the
09:24treatment.
09:25What would House do right now?
09:27Pop a pill, insult us, and trick the patient?
09:30We can do that last part.
09:31She's never met House before, has she?
09:33Who's got a cane?
09:34House isn't here.
09:36We're not going to act like him.
09:47What do you want?
09:50I, uh, I'm going to do what doctors aren't supposed to do.
09:55Admit I made a mistake.
09:58I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss your symptoms.
10:01But you need to let her start the plasmapheresis.
10:04What do you want?
10:08Case?
10:10Honey, do you know where you are?
10:14She's burning up.
10:15Start the treatment.
10:16We can't.
10:16You've got my permission.
10:17She's obviously confused.
10:18It doesn't matter anymore.
10:19Miller Fisher doesn't cause delirium fever.
10:23I don't know what this is.
10:25I'm afraid there are going to be some limitations
10:27on his medical history.
10:28Just let me know what you need,
10:29and I should be able to provide it.
10:31FYI, my malpractice insurance
10:33doesn't cover alien autopsies.
10:35That's fine.
10:36Next file's over the next wing over.
10:37Where was the patient when he first fell ill?
10:40Sorry, that's classified.
10:41But assume there aren't too many places in the world
10:43John hasn't been, and yes, John's a cover name.
10:45And what makes you think it was an attempt on his life?
10:47Sorry, I can't tell you that either.
10:48Well, what can you tell us?
10:50Yeah, did Oswald really have sex with Marilyn Monroe?
11:11Oh, good Lord.
11:15Very professional.
11:17Five days ago, he was 185 pounds.
11:20Perfect health.
11:25Cool.
11:27Fever and delirium rule out.
11:31He's not going to hire you
11:33just because you called him the most.
11:34Especially since it's obvious
11:36he doesn't want to be called.
11:38Symptoms rule out Miller-Fisher.
11:39MS fits better.
11:40Progression's too fast.
11:41More likely meningitis.
11:42Areflexia doesn't fit as well with...
11:44Does with amyloidosis.
11:45That's even slower than MS.
11:46It's lupus.
11:47I'm with the little man on this one.
11:49It's attacking the body and the brain.
11:50Classic autoimmune.
11:52Flirt all you want, but I should warn you.
11:54Shakes is up for practice.
11:56Lupus this aggressive wouldn't spare our kidneys.
11:59It's primarily neurological.
12:00Let's start her on...
12:01Why no plaques on our MRI?
12:03MRI was inconclusive.
12:04Start her on...
12:05So now you're sure that it's MS.
12:07Just like you were sure it was Miller-Fisher
12:09an hour after you were sure it was heat stroke.
12:11The symptoms fit.
12:13Start her on interferon.
12:14We're not going to score any points with House
12:15if we solve this just by running your errands.
12:17I get that you want to be right.
12:19You don't?
12:19I'm just trying to save a patient,
12:21not score points with my boss.
12:22Would it hurt the patient
12:23if he let us run some tests?
12:28You've got three hours.
12:37We've run six complete tox screens,
12:39tested for every heavy metal,
12:41poison, and biological agent we can think of.
12:42It says here he ate a lot of chestnuts.
12:44Hold on a second.
12:47With the squirrel of the Liberation Army is involved,
12:49I'm out of here.
12:50Those little rodents or horse chestnuts are poisonous.
12:53If someone switched them...
12:54Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts,
12:55but they taste like a horse is lower than chestnuts,
12:58which makes the theory that he accidentally ate
12:59a couple of hundred slightly less persuasive.
13:03It seems how he was prowling
13:05the back alleys of Tehran.
13:07It wasn't Tehran.
13:09It was...
13:11Oops.
13:12You almost got me.
13:14Unless we know the local environmental factors
13:16like poisonous flora...
13:17You know I can't tell you that.
13:19Well, then why are we here?
13:20You might as well have just Googled poison.
13:22All they would tell me is
13:24he spent the last 11 months in Bolivia.
13:27Who are you going to kill in Bolivia?
13:29My old housekeeper?
13:30We don't kill people.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:32Who are you going to marginalize?
13:33If it is my housekeeper, she has it coming.
13:36Cleaning the windows means cleaning both sides.
13:38Am I right or am I right?
13:40What does it matter what he was doing?
13:42The guy is dying.
13:43Not anymore.
13:44I don't know what's poisoning him.
13:45And who?
13:46John.
13:50It's his pancreatitis.
13:51He's not an alcoholic.
13:53And unless his pancreas is in his fingers...
13:55Spies can't get fungal infections?
13:57And the burns on his skin?
13:58Spies can't get sunburns?
14:00Bolivia doesn't have sun?
14:01So either we go with his theory
14:04of the non-drinking drunk
14:05or he was poisoned by some group
14:08with the resources to make it completely untraceable,
14:11some customized isotope.
14:17Let's treat for radiation poisoning.
14:21The iodine's to protect your thyroid.
14:25Cannabiotics are to handle infections.
14:27Should start working in a couple of hours.
14:29We should celebrate with a beer or eight.
14:34I don't drink.
14:36Oh, he thinks he doth protest too much.
14:39He's deathly ill.
14:40Why would he lie about drinking?
14:41Guilt over killing a man.
14:43Like anyone hit the sauce.
14:45We don't kill people.
14:48Right.
14:49You just lie to your friends and family,
14:51establish false identities,
14:53trick people into betraying their country.
14:54He'd never cover up his drinking.
14:56He's too honest.
14:58Hey, something I've always wanted to know.
15:01That poisoned lipstick that Ginger used to kiss Gilligan,
15:04why didn't that kill her?
15:12Okay, drum roll.
15:14LP is negative for meningitis.
15:17Sorry, Cole.
15:19Fat pad biopsy is...
15:22Oh, wait for it.
15:25Negative for amyloidosis,
15:27and 13 goes down.
15:29Could we hurry this up?
15:30My son has to...
15:30If I have a kid too, I'm working too hard.
15:32I could hook you up.
15:33If I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds,
15:35I'd take you up on that.
15:37And for the gold...
15:41Protein 65, glucose 70.
15:43It's MS.
15:44Stodron interferon.
15:45Turn to the last page.
15:46Said REIT's 95.
15:47ANA's weekly positive.
15:49Positive?
15:49It's lupus.
15:50Weekly, not lupus.
15:51It's MS.
15:52We obviously don't know what it is.
15:53Treat for both.
15:54No.
15:54I gave in on the test.
15:56We're not treating her for two completely separate diseases
15:58because you think lupus will win you a prize.
16:06Still think it's lupus?
16:08Yeah.
16:09Me too.
16:10In case of emergency, go to the emergency room.
16:16Could be lupus.
16:17That's what we figured.
16:18Then why are you here?
16:19You're an immunologist.
16:21We wanted to confirm...
16:22Who are you looking for me to help you sell down the river?
16:23House or Cuddy?
16:25Foreman.
16:27Sorry.
16:27He's pushing MS.
16:29He thinks that because he's in charge,
16:30he has to prove he's the smartest guy in the world.
16:32All I've heard about you,
16:33you put the patient above everything else.
16:35That's why everyone finds you so annoying.
16:39All house care is about his results.
16:41I know.
16:42Not talking about how to deal with a foreman.
16:44So am I.
16:49Fever's down to 101.5.
16:51Treatment's working.
16:51Why are we out here?
16:52Trying to figure out which treatment's working.
16:53It's kind of tacky doing it in front of the patient.
16:55You put her on steroids, too?
16:57We had no choice.
16:58The sed rate pointed to lupus.
16:59And the ANA ruled it out.
17:01Doctors!
17:04Blake, sir?
17:05I can't feel them at all.
17:07I don't think I can move them.
17:25Vitals stabilizing.
17:27Tell me he's gone as well.
17:28So, the treatment's working.
17:32You want to ditch Dr. Killjoy and hop on the company jet?
17:36A little trip down Mexico Way.
17:38I'm not talking about the country or the plane.
17:42Do you think acting like an idiot and talking about sex works on girls?
17:46Well, if it didn't, the human race would have died out long ago.
17:48You're pretty cheery for someone who was just proved wrong about his pancreatitis theory.
17:52I'm appropriately cheery for someone who's been proved right.
17:55John hasn't vomited in six hours.
17:57What's the vomit?
17:58I'm eating his lunch.
18:00Withholding nutrients is the treatment for pancreatitis.
18:03That and the antibiotics you put him on.
18:05I did unhook your iodine, though.
18:08He seemed to fit with the whole I'm just jerking you guys around gestalt.
18:11You're unbelievable.
18:12Well, let's ask John if he'd rather be sick honestly or cured dishonestly.
18:16John.
18:18John.
18:27Any chance he's just overwhelmed with gratitude?
18:43Paralysis.
18:47It's a new symptom.
18:50Big white space on the board where it would fit.
18:52Nice multicolored markers.
18:53I'm not writing it because we can't know if it's a real symptom.
18:57These two went rogue and pumped her full of steroids.
18:59Steroids don't cause paralysis.
19:01She was also on interferon, giving her both probably fried her immune system.
19:05Who knows what infection you could cause.
19:07We consulted an immunologist.
19:09She said we have.
19:10You talking about Dr. Cameron?
19:11She thought lupus was a.
19:13She tell you to start treating?
19:13Yes.
19:14They've ignored you.
19:15They screwed up.
19:16And it's fun watching you spank them.
19:18But can we get back to the medicine?
19:19The last thing any of you give a damn about is the medicine.
19:25Look.
19:27I'm not saying you're bad doctors or bad people.
19:30But House is.
19:32He created a nasty little cutthroat world, planted you in it, and is watching you play.
19:36And none of it works for anyone except him.
19:42And whoever wins.
19:46Given its quick progression, we gotta assume botulism.
19:49We'll go to her place, check out her fridge and pantry.
19:51It's not botulism.
19:53It's polio.
19:58Brilliant.
19:59We should search her home for FDR's remains or a time machine.
20:02She could have contracted it from anyone who's been to Africa.
20:05She's been vaccinated.
20:07Vaccines wear off.
20:08There hasn't been a single American case in over 20 years.
20:11I've seen this disease.
20:12I know what it looks like.
20:13That's why you're finding it, because you're looking for it.
20:16Polio.
20:17It's crazy.
20:18House wouldn't think so.
20:19So go find House and tell him your theory.
20:22It's like a personal day.
20:23Seriously.
20:25Get out of here.
20:26You don't have the power to fire me.
20:28But I do have the power to kick your ass off my case.
20:34I'm starting the botulism treatment.
20:36The rest of you look for confirmation.
20:47He should be brought up when charges.
20:48Okay, relax.
20:50I'll take your book out from under my piano.
20:52He's dying of radiation sickness.
20:53He's obviously in pain, all of which could have been avoided if you hadn't interfered
20:58with...
20:58What was that for?
21:00Radiation sickness kills specific cells at specific times.
21:04His hair should be coming out in clumps before he's writhing in pain.
21:07Since it's not, I know who's trying to kill him.
21:11God.
21:12It's blood cancer.
21:14Waldenstrom's.
21:14Radiation can cause infections, which set off...
21:17If you had any real evidence of foul play, you'd be torturing Bolivians instead of putting
21:22me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal.
21:25Can we treat for both?
21:27Bad idea.
21:28Unless you're the one who's trying to poison him.
21:30I'll arrange for plasma for recess and chemo.
21:34Are you going to trust him after what he did?
21:36I don't have to trust him to agree with him.
21:43You make a good point.
21:45You know, I've been wrong every time.
21:47She still won't listen to you.
21:48So either she really likes me or she really hates you.
21:53Now I got it right in the jet.
22:00Oh.
22:01Hi.
22:02What are you doing here?
22:03Just came to say hi.
22:04Hi again?
22:06Where's Mrs. Bearman?
22:08Sent her home.
22:08I was scheduling her for an MRA.
22:10We gave MRAs to every patient with a headache.
22:12This wasn't just a headache.
22:13It was the worst in her life.
22:15Lucky for you, I'm a neurologist.
22:16She went to a wine and cheese tasting.
22:18Both triggers for migraines.
22:19She's never had a migraine before.
22:21And I never had a blueberry bagel before the first time I had one.
22:24Bagels don't kill people.
22:25This is a classic ticking bomb aneurysm.
22:27Wow.
22:28This taught me a lesson.
22:30I guess when I mess with other people's patients, I risk looking like an officious bitch.
22:38We're going to have to track down Mrs. Bearman.
22:44Wait.
22:46Never mind.
22:49It's funny.
22:50It's not funny.
22:51It's totally immature.
22:52It is funny.
22:53You just can't appreciate it because you're the victim.
22:55Yeah, I deserve shame and ridicule for offering a consult.
22:58Unheard of for a doctor.
22:59You didn't offer a medical consult.
23:01You offered a dealing with foreman consult.
23:04For the good of the patient.
23:05It's what House would have done.
23:07Maybe House will hear about it and tear up with pride.
23:10Even if I'm trying to impress him.
23:12I think that for someone who's not involved in his team, you're remarkably involved in his team.
23:18Let it go.
23:19Let him go.
23:25And that's mature.
23:34120 over 80.
23:36Let her rip.
23:41Now we got the medical stuff out of the way.
23:43Why don't we meet back at your place for some enhanced interrogation techniques.
23:47My safe word is help.
23:49Please, please stop.
23:51It's two pleases.
23:52Anything less than that, you keep going.
23:54You actually cure this guy.
23:55I'll show you my private water board.
23:59We need to consult an oncologist about the chemo.
24:05Oh, I'm sorry.
24:06I thought you were still euphemizing.
24:08My ballet knows a little oncology.
24:15I was wondering when you grow bored of avoiding my calls.
24:18Oh, I could never grow bored of ignoring you.
24:21What's the latest protocol in Waldenstrom's?
24:23Where are you?
24:24CIA headquarters.
24:26How much blood therapy do you need?
24:27Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin
24:30or collapsed naked in front of your computer with an empty bottle of Viagra.
24:33Please tell me which, because Chase has another pool going.
24:36They flew me in to help deal with a sick employee.
24:38How much hallucinations?
24:39Damn, I shouldn't have bet on the Viagra.
24:41Okay.
24:42Call the Langley switchboard.
24:43Ask for extension...
24:443578.
24:463578.
24:47He asks an awful lot of questions for a valet.
24:50You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis.
24:57Wait a second.
24:58I think I screwed up that joke.
25:00You offering me a job?
25:02I'd settle for that.
25:04As tempting as a position on your staff is, I like it here.
25:09Pays better.
25:10We've only had one assassination attempt.
25:11And I'm sure you're a great boss.
25:13That's why your fellows left en masse a couple of months ago.
25:17I have satellite images.
25:28Inspector Gadget.
25:30My God.
25:31You're actually at the CIA.
25:32You've got to get down here.
25:34They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina.
25:36I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, but...
25:40Waldenstrom's.
25:42Recommended dose is 25 milligrams per meter squared.
25:45They do a background check on you?
25:4725 milligrams.
25:48They did a background check on you.
25:50They did a background check on your friends.
25:51Relax.
25:52I'm sure they already know that you brought heroin back from Afghanistan.
25:55That's not true.
25:56I've never been to Afghanistan.
26:00House.
26:04She's getting worse.
26:05Fever's risen slightly.
26:11But it's definitely, um, botulism.
26:15Right?
26:16Because if you're wrong again,
26:17and you're treating her for something she doesn't even have...
26:20The antitoxin hasn't had time to work yet.
26:22I know it's hard, but try to be patient.
26:28Excuse me.
26:37I know you're pissed.
26:39I interrupted, but you're going to be even more pissed in a second.
26:41You tested her without telling me?
26:43Yeah.
26:44I know.
26:44I'm really, really sorry.
26:45But on the other hand, it's positive.
26:51She has polio.
26:56Now what, boss?
27:01Where's House?
27:03He's blown off four hours of clinic.
27:09He's consulting for the CIA.
27:13Seriously.
27:14Call Langley and ask for extension 35...
27:173536.
27:19It's definitely two threes.
27:21I-I-I wrote it down.
27:22I have it somewhere.
27:23He's going to make up twice his skipped hours in the clinic.
27:27Okie doke.
27:28And for protecting him, you're going to make up twice that.
27:30Why are you punishing me worse than him?
27:32Because House never learns.
27:34You might.
27:45How are you feeling?
27:48Like crap.
27:50Yeah.
27:50Cancer can be that way.
27:54My hair is falling out.
27:59Is that the chemo?
28:02No.
28:03It's too quick.
28:06So what does it mean?
28:11It means you don't have cancer.
28:15Someone actually did try to kill you.
28:23You're stubborn.
28:25You're arrogant.
28:26There's no need to yell.
28:27You may have cost that man his life.
28:29He's getting the radiation treatment.
28:3024 hours too late.
28:32I didn't yell at you when I thought you were wrong.
28:34I wasn't wrong.
28:36This isn't productive.
28:37There is no productive.
28:38It's too late.
28:40Because of your inexperience, your poor judgment,
28:43and your failure to recognize a reckless fool.
28:49Cordyceps synesis.
28:54It's a herbal treatment derived from a parasitic fungus.
28:59It comes from caterpillars.
29:01Along with dimer caporalic chelation,
29:03it's been shown to mitigate bone marrow damage from radiation poisoning.
29:09In monkeys.
29:14I'm sorry.
29:15I was stubborn and arrogant.
29:17Self-recriminations won't help her.
29:19Nothing's going to help her.
29:19She's got polio.
29:21There's no cure, but there are treatments.
29:22She's dying.
29:23Yeah.
29:24Every death's a tragedy.
29:26Funny how you weren't so depressed when she was just dying because me and Amber screwed up.
29:29And I'm also self-centered.
29:31Thanks for clarifying.
29:32Don't forget self-pity it.
29:36Vitamin C.
29:37Extremely high doses.
29:39It was experimental treatment protocol in the 50s.
29:41And they haven't finished yet?
29:42They lost funding.
29:44It's because there's no logical reason vitamin C would cure polio.
29:47Well, someone thought there was.
29:49Someone thought black people made excellent farm implements.
29:51I'm not talking about hurting anyone.
29:53I just want to force feed her some orange juice.
29:55You don't want to throw in some bacon and eggs as well.
29:58If there's anything you learned today,
30:01it's got to be that you can be wrong.
30:13John, can you hear me?
30:16We're going to start you on an experimental treatment.
30:23Tea.
30:25It's a Chinese herb, which has been effective.
30:28You're dying or not.
30:32Probably.
30:42We're going to attempt an experimental protocol.
30:44A new drug?
30:45An old one.
30:46Vitamin C.
30:47Ultra-high doses have been shown to destroy the polio virus and heal nerve damage.
30:52She could regain use of her legs.
30:54It's unlikely.
31:02It's unlikely.
31:15It's not as bad.
31:21Radiation sickness has a latency period.
31:24It'll get better before you get worse.
31:34I don't know what I related down there.
31:38Only if it's interesting.
31:42The women there during carnival, they do this dance.
31:52They call it the devil dance.
31:56Not interesting.
32:00I spent all 40 days with his attaché and the minister of defense.
32:10The most puttened down woman you'd ever meet.
32:17Except when she did this dance.
32:24She agreed to tell me stuff.
32:35Okay.
32:36You got half a good story there.
32:41Karma.
32:44Best way to rid yourself of that guilt is to confess your sins.
32:50The pain is right.
32:54It's comforting.
32:56It makes me think that somehow it all makes sense.
33:00I mean, 40 days, when they found out, what she told me, carnival oblivion is only eight days.
33:18Do you have any idea what a chestnut looks like?
33:26You idiot.
33:28Who are you calling an idiot?
33:31Whoever knew that John was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia?
33:35Brazil.
33:37Hold on, I guess I'm talking to you, idiot.
33:39It's the same region.
33:41It's the same parasite, same diseases.
33:43But not the same language.
33:45In Bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts.
33:47Brazil, on the other hand, has castanhas do para.
33:49Literally, chestnuts from para.
33:51Because it would be stupid for people from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts.
33:55So we ate Brazil nuts.
33:57Big deal.
33:58No.
33:58He ate a lot of Brazil nuts, which is a big deal, because they contain selenium, which in high doses
34:03causes fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation, discharge from the fingernail beds, and hair loss.
34:09Any of that sounding familiar?
34:13Can you treat it?
34:16We already started.
34:18Treatment's chelation, the same as for radiation sickness.
34:20The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning.
34:23So what's the problem?
34:26You're an idiot.
34:42Why is she shivering?
34:44Low serum calcium is a side effect of the treatment.
34:46I can give her a calcium supplement.
34:48My arm hurts.
34:50Infusion rate has to remain high for the treatment to work.
34:52Is it working?
34:54Yeah.
34:56You feel that?
34:57Yeah.
34:58It hurts.
35:01It's working.
35:02This is fantastic.
35:05This is fantastic.
35:12There's a lot you can learn in my fellowship.
35:15A few new procedures I can teach you.
35:18Of course, we need a nurse to prep.
35:20I knew how to kill a man with my thumb.
35:23Actually, I was just trying to make another euphemism for sex.
35:26So was I.
35:27Oh, God.
35:28How can you flirt with this idiot?
35:31He lied to us again and again.
35:33He broke laws.
35:34Ethical codes.
35:35I was right.
35:37That doesn't mean everything.
35:39It means a lot.
35:42Dr. Curtis.
35:44Dr. House.
35:46Appreciate your help.
36:02Hey.
36:03Hey.
36:18When you were dying, you tried to infect me because you knew I'd fight for you if I thought I
36:25was dying, too.
36:25You bringing this up now, so I'll forgive you for messing with my patient?
36:29I'm happy I changed jobs.
36:32But I know I'll never have that sort of excitement.
36:38You miss people trying to kill you?
36:40No.
36:42I miss people doing whatever it takes to get the job done.
36:51I guess that's why I'm having trouble giving it up.
36:56I shouldn't have helped them mess with your patient.
37:05I don't believe it.
37:08You're not going to get everything right, but you're never going to get everything wrong.
37:16I don't know.
37:18I don't know.
37:20I don't know.
37:30I don't know.
37:37Good morning.
37:39Uh, where have you been in the last two days?
37:42Over-slant.
37:42We saved Speed Racer.
37:44She had polio.
37:45We cured it with vitamin C.
37:48Yeah.
37:49I cured depression with tonic water once.
37:52Actually, I think there was some gin in it, too.
37:54150 grams over six hours.
37:56It worked.
37:57No, it didn't.
38:02I told you you can't cure polio.
38:04It means either she's not cured or she never had it.
38:07Since she's walking out of here,
38:10I tested her blood from admittance.
38:11No polio.
38:13It means Brennan screwed up the lab tests.
38:15Or you screwed up your lab tests.
38:16You must have.
38:17She got better.
38:18So it's relapsing and remitting.
38:20Maybe porphyria.
38:22That's a stretch.
38:24She had porphyria.
38:25You've seen purple urine.
38:27You think it's more likely he cured polio?
38:30Well, they believe it.
38:33Her symptoms fit perfectly.
38:35And the alternative is unbelievably convoluted.
38:39Some doctor would have to poison her with thallium
38:41so it looks like polio
38:42and then fake a lab test
38:43and give her vitamin C
38:44and stop the poison so she magically gets better.
38:49Actually, it is kind of doable, right?
38:56So what do you think?
38:57Should we test her for thallium
38:58before you contact Stockholm?
39:01You poisoned her?
39:03A really shocking thing
39:05is that foreman was right about the heat stroke.
39:07Vitamin C cures polio.
39:10I've seen it.
39:11Yeah.
39:11It's on Bush Clinic.
39:13You needed polio in a place with a proper lab.
39:16The only problem is that places with proper labs
39:18don't have polio.
39:21There is no money
39:23in finding cures for diseases
39:26that only kill poor people.
39:29This will make them do research.
39:34What do you care if I faked a lab test
39:36if it saves a few thousand lives?
39:38I did what I had to do.
39:40Isn't that what you hired us for?
39:47Which is why I'm not going to fire you.
39:51You're going to quit.
39:54Go on.
39:55Get out of here.
40:03So you're just going to let him go?
40:06Absolutely.
40:08I'm going to let him get as far away as possible
40:09before you call the cops.
40:11That guy's a nut job.
40:13Who the hell did I leave in charge?
40:17Foreman.
40:18There's a reason for that.
40:20Next time, listen to him.
40:33Where have you been?
40:34And don't say the CIA.
40:36Okay.
40:38By the way, one of my employees...
40:40Either you're going to have to get someone from the CIA
40:41to call and confirm your story,
40:43or you're doing eight clinic hours
40:45and Wilson is doing 16.
40:52I was in the Hamptons.
40:54I was helping some rich, hedge fund jerk treat his son, Snevels.
40:59Fascinating as that sounds.
41:04For your honesty, I will forgive your hours.
41:14No.
41:16The only thing less likely than you're helping the CIA
41:20is you're helping some rich guy in Long Island.
41:22You're doing your hours and Wilson's.
41:25I don't know how to kill a man with my thumb.
41:27Who doesn't?
41:28If you want some loving, baby
41:33That I'll give to you
41:36If you want some a-hugging, baby
41:38Hi.
41:48I'm going to take you up on your offer.
41:51Yeah.
41:55I, uh, I live a couple of miles from here.
42:00That's not the offer I meant.
42:04I gave notice today.
42:06You said you were happy at the company.
42:09I lied.
42:10Doubt you'll hold it against me.
42:19I'll see you at 9 o'clock on Monday.
42:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:25Oh, mercy.
42:28Oh, mercy.
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