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00:06Keep breathing, nice and slow.
00:11Now, the first couple of shots will show you if the sights are off or the barrel's bent.
00:16Let me make this real easy for you.
00:17The sights are off and the barrel's bent.
00:24You're off to the left about an inch.
00:27That's it.
00:28Shoot around the start.
00:30I'm not at it.
00:33Yes!
00:34Yes, you did it!
00:36I didn't.
00:37You just won your girlfriend a teddy bear.
00:41Cool.
00:41Which one do you think she'd like best?
00:47And then Thursday night, this physicist is giving a lecture in Brooklyn.
00:52It's about time travel and the grandfather paradox.
00:55I don't know if you're busy.
00:56Okay, Henry.
00:57Henry.
00:58Um, can we talk for a second?
01:01Yeah.
01:02I'm really happy that we've been hanging out so much.
01:05Yeah, I like you too.
01:08Can you put down the bear?
01:13Henry?
01:17What?
01:22I can't.
01:24I can't.
01:26You have a girlfriend.
01:28It's just, she never seems to want to do anything with you.
01:35Are you crying?
01:37No, I have allergies.
01:39I must just be like tearing up.
01:40Henry, I think that's blood.
01:43What?
01:43I like you.
01:45Oh, my God.
02:40Thank you, Butterscotch.
02:45Is that a family name?
02:47How long are you going to be using the office for sex games?
02:49Just so I can plan my day.
02:51Sex and work?
02:53I'm not a savage.
02:58I asked for cappuccino.
02:59That's what this is.
03:00You know, cappuccino's got a nice stiff foam on it.
03:03This is wetter than...
03:04Oh, almost slipped there.
03:08Well, thank you, Ms. Scotch, but poor foaming's a deal-breaker.
03:12Did you ask the next candidate to come in?
03:14The initial exam showed no sign of trauma or subconjunctival hemorrhage.
03:19Lymphocytosis.
03:20ALC's in the normal range, but it's in the high end of normal.
03:22Take a seat, Fawn, and tell me, what's your favorite Woody Allen movie?
03:31Annie Hall.
03:32You're interviewing hookers, but not going to talk to them about sex?
03:35Sex is a given.
03:36You're hookers.
03:37Defends your choice.
03:39It's the most popular.
03:41Oh, it's so close.
03:43We would have accepted Diane Keaton looks great in suits,
03:46or it's a trenchant commentary on today's mores,
03:49or I needed the eggs.
03:50Thanks for your interest.
03:53To get the gig, call girl.
03:55Sorry, call woman.
03:57Needs a combination of skills that I find useful slash entertaining
04:01for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I pay for.
04:05Lymphocytosis works.
04:06Maybe we should take another look at the blood.
04:08Could also be cavernous sinus thrombosis.
04:11Clot builds up pressure at the base of the brain.
04:13We run the patient's blood panel and get a CT venogram of his head,
04:16see which one of you is right.
04:20How are you with small appliance repair?
04:23Of this cavernous sinus thing, is it dangerous?
04:27If Henry's got it, we could treat with a combo of drugs and surgery.
04:31Success rate is over 70%.
04:34Do you want me to call Amy again?
04:35No, it's fine.
04:38Amy's his girlfriend.
04:41I'm the neighbor.
04:42I did leave a message at their number.
04:44Do you want to try herself?
04:46Be here for a few more hours at least.
04:48If she doesn't have one, she worries about radiation.
04:50I could stop by on my way home.
04:52She knows who I am, right?
04:54You don't need to, but thanks.
05:03Have you ever paid for sex?
05:06Every guy who's ever seen a Merchant Ivory movie has paid for sex.
05:11No.
05:12It just seems too demeaning to women.
05:16Given the things you've done to women, that seems arbitrary.
05:20You're Chi Park, right?
05:23Who's asking?
05:24You call about my guitar flyer.
05:26You're Micah.
05:27This guy's selling a 1974 Gibson SG Standard in tobacco for $12.50.
05:32Yeah, actually, I came in to tell you I already sold it.
05:35Sorry.
05:36Oh, um, thanks anyway.
05:45Blood panel results seem pretty much the same as before, and that guy likes you.
05:49Maybe we should check for diabetes.
05:51Could weaken conjuntival vessels, and shut up.
05:54If I'm wrong, then why is he coming back?
05:58My band is rehearsing tomorrow night.
06:00You should come by and jam with us.
06:03That sounds fun.
06:05I'll think about it.
06:06Great.
06:07Call me.
06:11Park has a boyfriend.
06:13I'll break your face.
06:22This is the talent portion of the interview.
06:25Okay.
06:26You like cards, but you can juggle.
06:29I fail to see how this would be a benefit to you.
06:31What if I'm busy?
06:33You got anything else?
06:35Sure.
06:40CT showed no clots or malformations.
06:43Park and Taub ruled out lymphocytosis and diabetes.
06:46Well, since you have nothing of relevance to report,
06:49I assume that you're here to toss your panties in the ring.
06:53Patient's got a mysterious girlfriend he really wants to see.
06:55She's unreachable by phone, and the neighbor's never even seen her.
06:59You think?
07:00He's gay.
07:03I think he's a junkie.
07:04The girlfriend is a fix.
07:06The guy's inhaling glue.
07:08You repair a blender.
07:09Can you bite me?
07:11Go search the patient's home.
07:16Well, thank you, ladies.
07:19I've seen a lot of very talented candidates.
07:21Got a tough decision over the next few days.
07:24This is the part I hate.
07:42Well, it's not exactly a crack, Dan.
07:45It doesn't exactly look like a woman lives here, either.
07:49To Amy.
07:51I love you.
07:53Okay.
07:54She exists.
07:55Doesn't mean he's not a drug addict.
07:59It's good you're playing it cool with House.
08:01She gets a rise out of someone.
08:02I'm not crazy about the whole hooker thing, but I get it.
08:06Other than the fact that it's exploitative and dangerous for women, you get what you need
08:10without any of the emotional baggage.
08:12I'm not seeing anyone, I take it.
08:14I've been volunteering at the Trenton Free Clinic.
08:17Keeps me busy.
08:18Do you volunteer every night and every weekend?
08:21No time to grab dinner?
08:22What's more important, making small talk over ravioli or helping people who are less fortunate?
08:28By that rationale, none of us should ever eat again.
08:31Let's just say I'm not hungry right now.
08:36Oh, God.
08:39I don't think she's breathing.
08:41You think she OD'd?
08:44I'm glad we killed her.
08:45Paulson?
08:50No.
08:51Call the coroner.
08:52I don't think that's going to be necessary.
08:58This one works in financial district.
09:00She can get tips, give you a leg up in market.
09:03What is Fadgie Gonzalez?
09:06Uh, imagine a vanilla Gonzalez, but from the other side.
09:19I'm about to make a decision,
09:21but there's still time for you to sneak under the wire.
09:23My favorite Woody Allen movie is Melinda and Melinda.
09:27Our patient is not a junkie, but he does have a girlfriend.
09:38I call her my girlfriend because people understand that.
09:42If I explained it, they'd just think I was a weirdo.
09:44We're not here to judge anyone's fetish.
09:47I'm not a pervert.
09:49It's not like I'm more attracted to dolls than humans.
09:52So, you don't have sex with her?
09:56It's not just about that.
09:58Does the doll talk to you?
10:01I know she's not a real person.
10:04In a lot of ways, she's better than a person.
10:07I can tell her things and she won't argue with me or make fun of me.
10:11I come home every night and I know she'll be there waiting.
10:15So is your toaster.
10:19No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster,
10:22but a lot of people are willing to spend $7,000 on women like Amy.
10:28Have you ever tried an actual...
10:30Yeah, I'm 35.
10:32I've been in relationships.
10:34None of them fulfilled me.
10:36And one day I saw this website and...
10:40Maybe the perfect woman's out there somewhere, but...
10:44It's not worth going through what it would take to find her.
10:49Amy makes me happy.
10:54Sweating.
10:54It's sort of hot in here.
10:56Not that hot.
11:00Bleeding plus two new symptoms, fever and neurological.
11:03I'm not sure about that last one.
11:05I think he's just weird.
11:07He wasn't hallucinating.
11:09He didn't have a thought disorder.
11:10You don't think it's his order to talk to...
11:12It's not all that different from talking to your cat or a teddy bear.
11:15You don't have sex with your cat or a teddy bear.
11:19If you did, you should probably talk to them more.
11:23The guy loves an imaginary being who's never going to respond to him.
11:27He's no crazier than millions of churchgoers.
11:30You think anything off about any patient is a symptom.
11:34This guy buys flowers.
11:35Real flowers for a piece of plastic in a dress.
11:38You know what's really crazy?
11:40Living with a human being.
11:42Someone with opinions and feelings.
11:45He gets mad just because he wanted to take salsa classes with him one night a week.
11:49One night?
11:51He's just running away.
11:52He hangs out with a doll.
11:54He never needs to fear rejection.
11:55It's sad.
11:56You do understand the irony here.
11:58Every person in this room has a sex doll.
12:00At least the patient has the stones to be honest about it.
12:03Ooh, a metaphor.
12:04What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.
12:08Your doll is your kids.
12:09Yours is your parents.
12:10Yours is your charity.
12:11All excuses for not being in a relationship.
12:14He's not wrong.
12:16You!
12:16I have meaningless sex with random strangers.
12:18Thanks for the insight.
12:20But I stopped that months ago.
12:21I actually had a relationship.
12:22With a patient.
12:24You just date whoever happens to cross your path.
12:26My dating is getting in the way of my dating?
12:29You don't go looking for the right person.
12:30You just shack up with whoever's in the room.
12:32And then you get surprised and or divorced when it doesn't work out.
12:36I'm surprised you haven't asked Adams out yet.
12:40Uh, for your information, I've got a date tonight.
12:44I'll be jamming with a cute guy in his band.
12:46You'll bail.
12:47He's right.
12:47The obvious solution is for me to hand my kids over to your parents.
12:50Can we stop trying to argue the premise and move on to figuring out why it is that you're all
12:54social morons?
12:55You do understand the irony here.
12:57You're mocking us for avoiding relationships, but you can't handle losing your doll.
13:02You're spending all this time and energy interviewing for a new one.
13:08You're right.
13:09That is stupid.
13:13What about the patient?
13:16Dude's banging a sex doll, festering a cesspool of bodily fluids and associated bacteria.
13:21Swab her out and find out which one.
13:26I need you.
13:28Please don't quit.
13:29You're the only hooker I know who can tune a piano.
13:33And if it's about the money, then I can up you to three nights a week.
13:37I'm getting married, House.
13:41His name's Harris.
13:42He's a certified accountant.
13:44He loves schlocky horror movies.
13:46And he just moved in.
13:48We're very happy.
13:52Well, you're happy.
13:54Yeah, you're happy because he doesn't know about your employment history.
13:57He knows.
13:58We've talked about it and he accepts me for who I am.
14:01No.
14:04If he accepted who you were, he would not be making you give up your career.
14:08Women need their own identities, their own livelihoods.
14:12Otherwise, why was I smoking all those Virginia Slims?
14:17I know this is weird for you, but you need to figure out a way to be okay with it.
14:24I'll miss you, too.
14:50I feel like the stirrups are overkill.
14:54I've never done a pelvic on a doll before.
14:56I'm unfamiliar with the protocol.
15:00I'm pretty skewed out right now, I'm not going to lie.
15:03What House said back there?
15:04Your house says a lot of things.
15:06I don't just date whoever shows up.
15:07I mean, I did meet women in the hospital, but they weren't just flings.
15:12Basically, you're explaining why you're not going to ask me out.
15:15That's not what I was...
15:18Did you want me to ask you out?
15:21Yeah.
15:22I told Park to tell Taub to tell House to pass you that note.
15:28It's completely clean in there.
15:30He said he'd just bathe the...
15:35atoms.
15:35There's a swelling beneath the skin.
15:39Three inch mass.
15:43Is it...
15:44part of the doll's skeleton?
15:47Feels like a tuna.
16:01The CT showed an air-filled mass in the doll's abdomen.
16:04It's probably just a chemical reaction.
16:06Henry left her too close to a heating pipe or something.
16:09This guy brushes her hair every morning,
16:11brings home movies for them to watch together.
16:13You think he tosses her in a broom closet at the end of each day?
16:15More likely than it getting stomach cancer.
16:19How about clostridium?
16:21Bacteria got trapped in an airtight cavity, produced gas.
16:24It doesn't explain the neurological issue.
16:26We can explain that the same way we explain the tooth fairy.
16:31Oh.
16:33I get to play Solomon.
16:34Cut the doll open.
16:36We can't just destroy the patient's property.
16:39That thing costs seven grand.
16:40Exactly.
16:41Ask him for consent.
16:42If he says yes, then we get to go hunting bacteria.
16:44If he says no, there's no need,
16:46because he's crazy, and we need a different theory.
16:49See ya.
16:50I gotta go build a temple.
16:55Okay.
16:57You're sure?
16:59It won't be able to heal when we're done.
17:01But you think she could tell you what's wrong with me?
17:04Yes.
17:09Okay.
17:21Should we take her to the procedure room?
17:23It's not her, which means we can do this anywhere.
17:33Ellipse.
17:34You can know something's not real and still love it.
17:46I think the procedure room might be better for this.
17:57You are a horrible person.
18:02All I need is to break up one marriage.
18:04You've broken up three of your own.
18:06You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.
18:09Ashley, no.
18:10Stephen Hawking is the Stephen Hawking.
18:12Okay.
18:12I have work to do.
18:15Your computer is off.
18:16Sorry, I can't hear you over my stereo.
18:19Why do you assume that marriage is better than hooking?
18:22We don't know anything about the guy.
18:23He could be a serial killer.
18:25Even if that were true, it would still be a toss-up.
18:27What kind of guy marries a hooker?
18:30Someone who hires hookers.
18:32Someone who hires hookers is not exactly the monogamous type.
18:36If we expose him as a cheater...
18:38You're a coward.
18:39Would a coward fight to the end to save a damsel
18:41and soon to be proved distress?
18:43Absolutely, if what he's afraid of is other damsels.
18:46Your last relationship failed so miserably you ended up in jail.
18:50Now you're clinging to this hooker
18:52when there are about three billion other women out there
18:54who aren't call girls,
18:56some of whom are attractive and intelligent,
18:58one of whom is living in your apartment
19:00and is married to you.
19:06You're right.
19:09Why am I asking you for help?
19:17You shouldn't sleep with Chase.
19:20Thank God you got here just in time.
19:23What do you have against him?
19:24Nothing but house has a way of getting people's heads.
19:28Just like last week when he was prying into your relationship with Chase.
19:32It's silly then and it's silly now.
19:35Why was it silly then?
19:37I'm not 5'9 curves and flowing hair
19:40so it's impossible for me to get it on with a good-looking guy?
19:43Wow.
19:44Do you resent me?
19:46You're the quirky, hard-working sophomore
19:48and I'm the evil cheerleader who steals boys?
19:51You're not getting any.
19:53It's not my fault.
20:00Should we get the one with the panda on it or the bird?
20:04Good choice.
20:05Pandas eat only bamboo.
20:07They know nothing about cereal.
20:13Your little girl is adorable.
20:16Thanks.
20:17She keeps me very busy.
20:18You and her mom must be very proud.
20:22Her mother died in childbirth.
20:35You ask me if there'll come a time
20:40when I grow tired of you
20:45Never my love
20:48Never my love
20:50Never my love
20:52Never my love
20:56How can you think love will end
20:59When I've asked you to spend your whole life
21:06Amy!
21:08How'd it go?
21:10We're growing cultures now
21:11but she looked clean
21:13and there was no tell-tale smell.
21:15I'm guessing the lump was just an air bubble
21:17that got trapped in the mold.
21:19You bandaged her up.
21:21I threw in some stitches too.
21:23I just wanted to make her look her best.
21:28Do you want me to put her in her chair?
21:31Henry?
21:35Call a call!
21:44Are you looking at the apartment with those
21:46or the transit of mercury?
21:47If night comes, you'll be thanking me.
21:49They're seeking heat.
21:51He's an accountant.
21:53How late do you think he's gonna party?
21:54I brought a jar to pee in.
21:59Yeah.
21:59We heard crackles in Henry's lungs.
22:01We diuresed him, but he still needs oxygen.
22:03Akesha has normal heart function.
22:05Could be high output failure from anemia.
22:07Hematocrit was rock normal.
22:08What is this, mushroom?
22:09C mushroom charge $2.
22:11C truffle charge $5.
22:14Is that the man who wants to marry Hooker?
22:18Probably.
22:19But he's not the one we're after.
22:20Should we ask?
22:22Nope.
22:23Oh, that rooted me not to situate you.
22:26Doing Emily a favor.
22:27We're gonna track her fiancé
22:29until Dominica can seduce and expose him
22:32as the lying cheater I need him to be.
22:34I'm guessing she didn't ask for this favor?
22:36Well, you know, the noblest gifts
22:38are the ones we give anonymously.
22:40Crackles are nonspecific.
22:42Epoxia plus bleeding
22:43could indicate DIC or some other...
22:45No neurological symptoms?
22:47I knew your bleeding heart
22:48would bring you around to that.
22:50It's also taking you off the market.
22:51And by market, I mean Chase.
22:54Come on, fuck up, Chase.
22:56There's always Park.
22:59Unless...
22:59How did band practice go?
23:01Great.
23:02Does it look like she's lying?
23:03Kind of.
23:05Popo needed a ride to the doctor
23:07and my mother couldn't, so...
23:08You're terrified of dating
23:12because a previous relationship ended
23:14because your latent rage
23:16made you vicious in arguments.
23:18Or...
23:19Or reincarnation.
23:20In a past life, she was Anne Boleyn.
23:22Interesting.
23:23Taub feels confident enough
23:25to turn the spotlight on himself.
23:27It's almost as if he wants me to ask,
23:30what's her name?
23:31Wendy Jacobson.
23:3233, Brown grad, family therapist.
23:34Nice choice.
23:35Since you've got two families to therapize.
23:37First date, we didn't discuss everything important.
23:40It was just a one-night stand.
23:42You're wrong.
23:43I actually like her.
23:45I'm gonna see her again.
23:47Muzzletop.
23:47Great relationships often start with
23:49snap decisions aimed at proving me wrong.
23:52Air bubble in the doll could mean
23:54the silicone is degrading
23:56if he inhaled some particles.
23:57Silicone deposition.
23:59That could work.
24:01Starting on plasmapheresis.
24:03Now, turning to atoms.
24:05My theory is tripartite.
24:09Want to hear my thesis?
24:11It's kind of interesting.
24:13No man comes out.
24:16But,
24:17old naked lady Tracy
24:19is eating a whole block of cheese.
24:21Will this hurt?
24:23No.
24:24Might feel a little cold, though.
24:26Crap.
24:28Hey.
24:29I only have a second,
24:30but I went to the charter of a lecture.
24:35Whoa.
24:37That is
24:40awesome.
24:41What
24:42is it?
24:45It's so
24:48realistic.
24:51Oh, and it's all bandaged up.
24:56Is it one of those CPR things?
24:59No.
25:00We're starting a procedure.
25:02A little privacy.
25:03No, no.
25:04It's good that she's here.
25:07Molly.
25:10I would like you to meet Amy.
25:14What?
25:15I'm serious.
25:18I know it seems a little strange,
25:21but she means a lot to me.
25:27I, um,
25:29gotta
25:30get back to work.
25:32You just got here.
25:33Sit down.
25:33Yeah, but I
25:34I said that I only
25:36had a second.
25:41Enjoy the handouts.
25:56Okay, come on, J'ai.
25:58Come on, J'ai.
25:59Come on, J'ai.
26:00Whoa, he's a deep connect.
26:10Listen, um, I have to admit something.
26:14Okay.
26:20Her mom isn't dead.
26:23We're separated.
26:25Uh-huh.
26:28You're the first person I've asked out since then.
26:31I'm not used to explaining.
26:33I panicked.
26:35Which I regret, because now that I've gotten to know you, I like you.
26:42It was a really stupid lie.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:48Was that a different baby?
26:54No.
26:56That was a different baby.
27:20It was nice having you here.
27:23I wish you could come over and get in bed with me.
27:25I wish you could come over and get in bed with me.
27:28Like this?
27:34You're talking?
27:35That's not all I can do.
27:54Maybe there are doctors.
27:56Shh.
27:58I don't know.
27:59Just put your hands on me.
28:17It hurts.
28:34You're pushing on the riser pan.
28:36It was an urological before.
28:37It sure is now.
28:39Credit for Quadrant's distended.
28:42He's hallucinating because his liver's failing.
28:50Elevated transaminases confirmed liver failure.
28:52We'll have to put him on the transplant list in a couple days.
28:55It's clearly not the silicone.
28:56Could be vasculitis.
28:57Serology's been negative.
29:00Yeah.
29:01If you want Adams to hear, he might want to not stand so conspicuously far away.
29:06Making coffee.
29:07And sometimes I date co-workers.
29:10Like everyone else on the planet.
29:11Hepatic fibrosis.
29:12If it damages platelets, it'd explain the bleeding.
29:15Unexpected.
29:16I actually thought you might agree with my theory.
29:18Because that'd mean nothing's your fault.
29:19You fell into relationships based on proximity.
29:22Of course they'd fail.
29:23But I guess I was wrong.
29:25You picked perfect women.
29:26You just screwed it up.
29:28How about all five of us sleep together and a $7,000 sex doll?
29:33Solve all our hang-ups.
29:34$7,000?
29:35Adams suggests that we all sleep together and your issue is high prices.
29:39Pretty sure she was joking.
29:40Yes.
29:41I'm 99% sure that you're right, but I would never forgive myself.
29:44Those dolls are only $5,000.
29:46He must have had it customized somehow.
29:52Oh, like you didn't check the website?
29:54I guess we don't need to ask how your dating life is going.
29:57I was curious.
29:58Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause difficulty breathing.
30:00It would if liver failure opened pulmonary AV shunts.
30:04Fibrosis fits.
30:05Start the patient on steroids and find out how he pimped his ride.
30:09Why?
30:11Because I don't know the answer.
30:25Hey.
30:26Foosball?
30:27Can't.
30:28Marriage to destroy.
30:29Okay.
30:32Okay as in passive-aggressive reverse psychology or as in depressed resignation?
30:39Okay as in I changed my mind.
30:43Expand?
30:44Oh, it's morally reprehensible and bound to fail.
30:47But in a weird way it's a step forward this thing with Emily.
30:50Contract?
30:51It's real without being real.
30:53It's a long-term relationship that can't actually hurt you.
30:56It's a stepping stone.
30:58It means you want more.
31:02So, passive-aggressive reverse psychology.
31:05Got it.
31:12Try not to kill him too strong, okay?
31:14Just get to know him a little.
31:16Ease into it.
31:17Why would I ease?
31:19True, you could just walk up and step your hand down his pants.
31:23But I've heard there's a middle step.
31:25Men want to have sex.
31:26Not with crazy people.
31:29Well, yes, a lot with crazy people.
31:30But not that kind of crazy.
31:32Well, yeah, that kind of crazy.
31:34They don't care how crazy she looks like me.
31:37Okay.
31:38Ease.
31:46Hi.
31:47Hey.
31:48I'm Jennifer.
31:49New to marketing department.
31:51Harris.
31:52Accounts receivable.
31:53Oh, interesting.
31:54Do you want to get out of here and have sex?
31:57Uh, sure.
32:00You know, I've got 45 minutes left on my lunch break.
32:04Where you want to go?
32:05Off to a place where men don't cheat on the women they love.
32:11You're not invited, obviously.
32:13Cheating?
32:14What are you talking about?
32:16Well, I hope you're speaking out of some deep kind of moral relativism.
32:21Who are you people?
32:24You're not Emily's fiance.
32:26Emily's my sister.
32:31X-ray.
32:32X-ray.
32:32X-ray.
32:34X-ray.
32:34We called the company that made Amy.
32:39They said they modeled her after some photos you sent them.
32:47Who is she?
32:52We met last Christmas.
32:54She's a yoga instructor.
32:57Totally different from me.
32:59She loved Chopin.
33:01Hated Indian food.
33:05She changed my entire life for 17 weeks.
33:16My husband cheated on me.
33:23With a girl he met on the plane coming back from our honeymoon.
33:30It's not easy to get past things like that.
33:38She wasn't unfaithful.
33:40She didn't betray me.
33:41She just...
33:44She just wasn't in love with me.
33:53I know Amy's not going to break your heart.
33:56But she's also not going to change your life.
34:07The lights look bright.
34:12Sorry.
34:13What's happening to me?
34:15Is your neck stiff?
34:16Yeah.
34:18I think you have meningitis.
34:19I think you have meningitis.
34:22I'm not leaving the business.
34:24I'm just leaving you.
34:28I don't want you to feel bad.
34:30So let me get this straight.
34:31I'm being dumped by a hooker who's worried about my feelings.
34:35You're married.
34:37Half your clients are married.
34:38And you're a hooker.
34:41My other guys sneak around.
34:43But you'll take me into the bedroom while your wife's in the next room.
34:46That's just mean.
34:48Oh, thank God.
34:50The marriage, it's a sham.
34:53The only real thing about it is the green card she's going to get at the end of it.
34:58So, you want to get the meter running?
35:00It's still mean.
35:03It's not a marriage.
35:05It's a felony.
35:08I've seen how she looks at you when you're together.
35:11Trust me, she likes you.
35:13And I've seen how you look at her.
35:24Fever's at 105.
35:26He's not responding to meds.
35:27At this rate, he'll be dead by the time we get the cultures back.
35:31Spinal fluid was full of white cells.
35:33Meningitis could be carcinomatous.
35:34Cytology showed nothing.
35:36An amoebic infection would cause fever and meningitis.
35:38But not liver failure.
35:39It could have yet a clot.
35:41How would amoebas get past his criptomal plate?
35:43He went swimming in a frozen lake in New Jersey.
35:49Adam said his ex-girlfriend was a yoga instructor.
35:52Maybe he sprained his chakras.
35:54Yoga nuts are way more likely to be into alternative medicine.
35:57He had this little weird teapot in his house.
36:01What was it like?
36:03A little weird teapot-ish.
36:15You like that?
36:17Yeah.
36:18You think he drinks some sort of toxic herbal tea?
36:20Yes.
36:21If by tea you mean salted tap water, by drink you mean poured up his nose.
36:27His girlfriend didn't just leave him with a broken heart.
36:30She left him with a neti pot.
36:31It's an Indian method of clearing the sinuses during allergy season.
36:36Also known as now.
36:38With distilled water, it can act as a snot flushing system.
36:42With tap water, it can act as an amoeba delivery system to the fluids around the brain.
36:47Start him on metronidazole.
36:49If he's lucky, he'll get to see his plastic children walk down the aisle.
37:00My neck feels much better.
37:01Your fever's gone and your liver functions almost back to normal.
37:05You should be able to go home soon.
37:07I'm going to have some hospital bills to pay.
37:10I don't suppose you sex dolls go for anything online.
37:16Dr. Adams?
37:19Can I get your email?
37:22What for?
37:25I just thought maybe we could see each other again.
37:32I can't.
37:33I know it's a professionalism thing, but you won't be my doctor when I get out of here.
37:38It's not bad.
37:39It's...
37:40What is it?
37:41You said I should change my life.
37:43You were talking about yourself, too.
37:45I know you were.
37:46Henry, I...
37:47I think you should ask Molly out.
37:54I should have known this would happen.
37:57You're a good guy, Henry.
37:59And you deserve more than a doll.
38:06Promise me you'll keep trying.
38:11Okay.
38:22Date tonight?
38:27So she can't do.
38:29There's someone out there who can.
38:30You just gotta find her.
38:32I'd love to prove house wrong, but...
38:36Ruined my marriage.
38:38Broke two people's hearts.
38:39Had two kids who were always going to wonder why I didn't love their mommy enough.
38:44It's better if I just focus on what I do have.
38:52Give that band guy a call.
38:55I'm not that good at guitar.
38:58More flirting.
38:59More small talk.
39:02I'm not as pretty as Adams.
39:04I have stuffy clothes, and I hate my hair.
39:07Adams works 80 hours a week fixing bunions on hobos because she can't face getting to know someone new.
39:14Trust me.
39:16You find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one.
39:24See you tomorrow.
39:30Do you...
39:33Want to get a drink?
39:36To annoy Park or to prove house wrong?
39:39Oh, I...
39:40It's just, um...
39:43I think it's time for a change.
39:47I don't really think that's a good idea for me right now.
39:55House has a way of getting in people's heads.
40:00Yeah.
40:01Yeah.
40:14No, Mom, I'm still at work.
40:17I'll be home in a couple hours.
40:19Love you, too.
40:31Ready?
40:32One, two, three, four.
40:42They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we go
40:50Well, I don't know if all that's true Cause you got me and baby I got you
41:02Baby I got you, baby I got you, baby They say we're alive, we'll pay the rent for return
41:14Our money's all been spent I guess that's so we don't have a pot But at least I'm sure of
41:23all the things we got
41:30I got you, baby I got you, baby I got you, baby
41:35I got you, baby I got you, baby I got flowers in the spring
41:42I got you to wear my ring And when the sun, you're a cloud
41:54She smells are alive I fixed splendor
41:57So I see
41:59Aren't fun seducing Hooker's big fiancee Sorry it didn't work
42:05Yeah, I thought I'd
42:07Take a break from the whole Hooker thing
42:11I think maybe you need milkshake.
42:15His pistachio.
42:29I'm going to go to bed.
42:32See you tomorrow.
42:42I got you, I won't let go.
42:45And I got you to love me so.
42:48Babe.
42:50I got you, babe.
42:53I got you, babe.
42:56I got you, babe.
42:59I got you, babe.
43:16I got you, babe.
43:44That's some bad hat, Harry.
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