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00:01Okay, you're doing good. You're doing good.
00:03You still got the thing. The stupid thing is still on.
00:06Mom, you don't have to yell at me.
00:08I've been in labor for over a dozen hours, Justine. I have to yell.
00:11I thought you were going to miss the whole thing.
00:13Mom, it's a three-hour drive.
00:16That's why I called you yesterday after my water broke.
00:19I'm sorry. A partner just dropped a brief on my desk.
00:21You're doing good.
00:22Yeah, right. I remember what it's like. Family comes first.
00:26I need you to keep pushing. I can see your head.
00:29All right, come on. We're doing good here.
00:31Get this. This is what I wanted.
00:32Gross.
00:33Are you getting this?
00:35Kind of. Well, not the actual vagina.
00:39It's your baby sister.
00:41It's my mother's vagina.
00:45There she is. Oh, my God. There she is.
00:48Get the NICU team in here.
00:50Baby's hypoxic.
00:51Is something wrong?
00:53What's going on?
00:54I don't know, Mom.
00:55My baby. How's my baby?
00:57What are you doing?
01:01What are they saying?
01:03I can't tell.
01:06Find out what's going on.
01:08You need to back up. Turn that off.
01:11What's happening?
01:13What's wrong with my baby?
01:16Why doesn't someone talk to me?
01:17You need to back up.
01:22I don't know what's going on.
01:23You need to back up.
01:25What's going on?
01:32You need to back up.
01:32You need to go back up.
01:33What's going on?
01:51cancel your dinner plans short on medical history she's only eight hours old what she's not short
01:58on his doctors unfortunately none of them have been able to solve her breathing problems immature
02:04lungs full term and they gave her surfactant looks like they're fully developed need you a minute
02:11silent reading time till i get back
02:16my nanny called her daughter has a dance recital tonight she can't work late
02:22and i have a board meeting tonight that's a problem
02:26my mother can't come she has a cooking class really got a problem if only there were some mature adult
02:33in my life who could pinch hit in emergencies like this love to but i'm catching up with my back
02:38issues of nudist circus you should see what the fat lady's got under her big top all i need is
02:42a warm
02:43body or she'll be asleep the entire time i got a sick baby here who needs me yours is healthy
02:47you could
02:48deal with your team by phone what about a little something extra when you get home i'm not bargaining
02:52sex for babysitting besides you owe me for what sex i still don't see a female doctor in that room
02:58it's making me very unhappy fine out of the goodness of my heart which will make you happy
03:05which will make you desire me more which will turn into more sex
03:10be at my place at seven
03:17sperm donor card from the father did note a history of asthma what if her lung problems are
03:23not coming from her lungs her heart looks fine the liver enzymes are elevated when the liver fails it
03:30stops producing proteins specifically the ones that keep your plasma inside your blood vessels and
03:36outside your lungs fix the liver she'll have enough breath to keep the entire ward up all night
03:45foreman you need to stay after school
03:53i apparently need to apologize last week i should not have gone over your head and allowed chase to
04:00hire a new team member so go hire someone who like the bridges in madison county you want me to
04:06hire a
04:07white girl go find a woman and wipe that self-satisfied grin off your faces be quick i've been interviewing
04:14people all week have it narrowed down to two candidates narrow it down to one before cuddy starts withholding
04:19sex uh she hasn't said anything to me about that i said wipe the grin
04:31yes she's fine i can hear her breathing on the monitor
04:37i just checked i'm checking every 10 minutes
04:42fine i'll check again
04:51oh she's so cute when she's asleep you should see this she's she's she's got one hand over her head
05:01okay okay well you take as long as you need
05:09so
05:16so
05:18so
05:43I'm thirsty.
05:45Your mommy says no.
05:47Because she's mean.
05:48It was up to me.
05:50Juice!
05:52No.
05:53Go back to bed.
06:02I said bed.
06:11Wilson, hey.
06:12You up for boys night in?
06:41I'm sorry.
06:47I'm sorry.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:35I'm sorry.
07:37I'm sorry.
07:52I'm sorry.
07:53I'm sorry.
07:54I'm sorry.
08:01I'm sorry.
08:05I'm sorry.
08:21I'm sorry.
08:25I'm sorry.
08:53I'm sorry.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:33I'm sorry.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:41You're right here.
09:43I love you.
09:44I'm sorry.
09:47I'm leaving.
09:53You're not gonna leave. You can't.
10:03Fine. You're right.
10:06You know what I can do?
10:07I can go in there and call a babysitting service for 15 bucks an hour,
10:10then call Cuddy and tell her who's watching her kid and why.
10:18I'll stay if you stay.
10:29You were gone two minutes.
10:34What do you got there, sweetie?
10:37Well now, spit it out.
10:40Come on, sweetie.
10:42Open.
10:42Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
10:45Ba-ba-ba.
10:47Open.
10:52Ow!
11:02Rachel.
11:04How many coins did you eat?
11:24Isolating the common bile ducts.
11:26And mobilizing the distal in for cannulation.
11:29If he's down to 50 systolic, you've got to stop the cannulation.
11:32I haven't started yet.
11:33Hit it with a bolus of phenylephrine.
11:34That should buy us enough time to get in and dilate those bile ducts.
11:38BP's rising, 70 systolic.
11:40Nice.
11:42And then the common bile duct.
11:43Advancing past the cystic duct, no strictures or blockages so far.
11:47BP's dropping again.
11:48Another bolus of phenylephrine.
11:49She can't take more.
11:50The first bolus is still in effect.
11:51BP's still dropping.
11:52We've got to pull out.
11:53We're done.
11:54I was barely in.
11:56This doesn't make sense.
11:58Liver problem alone is not going to mess with the baby's BP.
12:01Whatever this is, it's got to be affecting our heart.
12:03Heartless liver.
12:04It could be tuberous sclerosis.
12:05Or it could be a vascular malformation in the liver causing both problems.
12:09So what do you guys think of Dr. Cheng?
12:11The best treatment for vascular malformation is surgery.
12:14And I think your wife thinks you shouldn't think anything of Dr. Cheng.
12:17No surgery.
12:18Newborn baby can't handle another trip to the OR.
12:20I didn't mean think think.
12:22I meant think as a potential hire.
12:26What if we start the baby on steroids,
12:28an anti-angiogenesis agent and dopamine?
12:30It could work just as well as surgery.
12:33Snap those bad blood vessels shut.
12:35I'll call the house to get approval.
12:37So what was that shrug?
12:38A Dr. Cheng could work shrug,
12:40or a house is going to crush you for even considering her shrug.
12:45You suck.
12:46The house is going to hate anyone we hire,
12:48because he doesn't want to hire anyone.
12:50So you think I should abstain and just give the decision back to him?
12:53Then he'll just mock you for being a wuss.
12:55You're screwed.
12:58Unless...
12:58House feels like hiring her is his idea.
13:02You're still not answering.
13:04We should just start the treatment.
13:09She opened up a Chinese food bag to eat money.
13:13What an idiot.
13:15Okay, you order the mushu pork and the orange cashew chicken, right?
13:18Like I always order.
13:19Clean up in there.
13:20Yeah, that's good enough.
13:22Okay.
13:22So with tax, the change should have been 68 cents.
13:27There's only 58 cents out there.
13:29There's a dime missing.
13:31It could have shortchanged you.
13:34Fridge magnet's not getting anything.
13:35That's because it's a fridge magnet.
13:37And unless she swallowed a Canadian dime, it's not magnetic.
13:40Really?
13:41I mean, kids swallow things all the time, right?
13:44I mean, she swallowed a dime, she poops it out.
13:46She'll be fine.
13:46Absolutely.
13:47Unless it gets stuck in her intestine,
13:48causes a blockage which could kill her.
13:52Then she won't be fine.
13:53You have to tell Cuddy.
13:55But then I won't be fine.
13:57If you don't tell Cuddy,
13:58I will go out there and tell her myself.
14:00Yeah.
14:01What are you gonna tell her?
14:02You're gonna tell her that you left coins out,
14:04and you left your child unsupervised.
14:06Hey, hey, hey.
14:07You are not gonna pin this on me.
14:12Rachel needs to be monitored for 24 hours
14:14to see that the dime passes.
14:15You know, just to make sure she doesn't die.
14:19You're telling me to do the right thing
14:20while climbing out a window.
14:22Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
14:27Tell her.
14:36She wake up at all?
14:40One time.
14:41That's not like her. She all right?
14:45She's fine.
14:50How about I save the night?
14:52You can really thank me.
14:55I have to get up early.
14:56Won't be able to sleep in.
14:58I'm a deep sleeper.
15:11Round two.
15:12Did Justine go home?
15:14Said she was going downstairs for a few minutes,
15:16a few hours ago.
15:18So you two are close.
15:20Well, it's been getting better, actually.
15:23At least she's here in the building.
15:25It's pretty supportive for her.
15:28What is it?
15:30She's Pinker.
15:32Is that bad?
15:33That's good.
15:38That's...
15:39very good.
15:41Is that her?
15:48Can I hold her?
15:52I think it's long overdue.
16:01My first time.
16:04Finally.
16:06Technically, it's your second time.
16:10I didn't mean...
16:11I know, Mom.
16:28Looks like it was a vascular malformation.
16:30A broken baby's better.
16:31Nice job.
16:33Okay, ready, honey.
16:35So stay very, very still and hold your breath.
16:38Don't move.
16:41She moved.
16:42They always move.
16:46It is a good job.
16:49Diagnostics.
16:49Solve a mystery.
16:50Save a life.
16:51But I suppose you're pretty attached to pediatrics.
16:55I'm sorry, Miss Young, but I'm gonna have to ask you to restrain your daughter.
16:58No, the mom's not gonna wanna do it because she'd rather just keep blasting her daughter with radiation.
17:05You're telling me there's an opening in houses department?
17:08Would you be interested?
17:10No more kids.
17:11No more parents.
17:12One case at a time instead of 17.
17:14Set up the interview.
17:16It's possible you won't need to interview.
17:32Relax, I got this.
17:34Thanks.
17:58Is everything okay?
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sorry.
18:03New to all this.
18:24Do you want me to reset the alarm?
18:26God, no.
18:28The case is under control.
18:30I'm sleeping in.
18:32Your boss must really like you.
18:39Hey, Marina.
18:48I assume since you're calling so early that the surgery was a rousing success.
18:53And I assume since you still think we actually did the surgery, you haven't checked your messages in eight hours.
18:58Where are you?
18:58I believe this is what your people term a poopy call.
19:02Nor is booty.
19:03I don't know what you're doing, but this is a poopy call.
19:06It's not Corolli syndrome.
19:08Dr. Chang spotted a-
19:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:10What?
19:10I know about the Jew, the black, and the croc hunter, but when do we get our Asian persuasion on?
19:15Dr. Chang is the NICU attending on the case, and she's not here.
19:20Well, I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet.
19:22She spotted a vascular malformation in the baby's liver.
19:26Good call, except for everything you just said.
19:29There's no way that our patient has a vascular malformation.
19:32And you can tell that from the vast amount of information you've gleaned from not being here?
19:36No need to be there to remember that the patient's ALTs were three times normal.
19:40Baby's liver damage is far too extensive.
19:41Dr. Chang's an idiot.
19:43In fairness, it wasn't completely her idea.
19:46More of a foreman kind of thing.
19:48Well, then you're an even bigger idiot for trying to cover for her.
19:51House, we treated for a vascular malformation, and she got better.
19:56No, she didn't.
19:57Call me when she crashes again.
20:00That went well.
20:11Is everything okay?
20:13Come on.
20:15I know that look.
20:17I'm just not used to seeing such emotion coming from you.
20:20I just gave birth.
20:22I'm like one big vat of hormones right now.
20:24It's not just the hormones, Mom.
20:26You're different with her.
20:30It's okay.
20:30It's good.
20:31It's just...
20:34I can't help thinking where was this mom when I was growing up.
20:40Wow.
20:41I never realized you considered me such a failure as a mother.
20:44I don't consider you a failure.
20:45I just...
20:49I never knew that there was an alternative.
20:56Hmm.
20:57I think she feels wet.
20:59Can you hold her a sec?
21:00I'm gonna grab a diaper.
21:04Okay.
21:06Mom?
21:07Something's wrong.
21:08Oh!
21:09Nurse!
21:10She's bleeding again.
21:16All right.
21:16She's in her office.
21:18Move fast.
21:19You see a double white purpose coming this way.
21:21You scream like a girl.
21:23If Rachel wakes up, she's gonna tell Cuddy everything.
21:26She's two.
21:28Last night, she was whining about the giant moose that lives outside her window.
21:31Reducer at six o'clock.
21:32Don't look back.
21:33Move.
21:33Move.
21:34Move.
21:35Now, I could tell...
21:35I gotta go...
21:49Hello.
21:58hello i'm the friendly moose who lives outside your bedroom she hates that moose hand me the gel
22:11okay make it short and do not pardon the pun
22:18is it actually important that i understand what you say
22:32yeah the baby's bleeding again i'm shocked oh no wait a minute that's you yes you're a genius
22:39the bleeding means her liver is still failing it's not a vascular malformation house come take a look
22:43at this hold that thought just passed the elio seagull valve it's nothing it's just an irregularity
22:53it's a dime or a pocket of air yeah with fdr's face on it it's not a face it's a
23:00shadow house
23:00the thing is perfectly round the wand to the side tickles that's because i'm the tickle monster
23:09i don't know even more look at that we need an x-ray to be sure great just give her
23:17an unnecessary dose
23:18of radiation it's a dime house i know you're in there open the door
23:33i saw your extension on the call what are you doing down here uh wilson's got a two-year-old
23:38with cancer she's in a lot of pain it's very sad
23:44he also has an outstanding bedside manner her liver failure is getting worse you were right now what
23:52the interesting question is not why she's worse now but why she got better in the first place
23:56could have been something we did that temporarily relieved would you put her on again after the
24:01transfusion we gave her steroids dopamine and the anti steroids can treat idiopathic hepatic fibrosis
24:07would explain why she got better and then worse not the multiple dilated ducts house i need you back in
24:14the air cancer kid trump's liver kid sorry confidentiality there are rules you know
24:22that is a dime looks mobile it's right in the middle of the cone prime location for pooping out
24:30there are some laxatives to help it out on its way sounds to me like someone's going to get some
24:34yummy chocolate chocolate you're gonna make a great mommy one day
24:50thanks for waiting hook the mom onto the baby direct blood transfusion and what else nothing else
25:04it's amazing she's pink and healthy again mother's touch it's a miracle thank you
25:16a blood transfusion isn't a cure or a miracle then why does the baby seem like she's cured
25:28i have no idea
25:52the baby's o2 sats are holding either you're dr cheng or you're early for my mani pedi i thought her
25:59expertise could could tell us the o2 sats i hope you come with some original ideas either
26:04the mom's blood is special which would mean it's treating something specific which means the baby
26:08has a disease or mom's blood is just blood and it's replacing something the baby is missing which
26:14means the baby has a simple deficiency
26:20given the liver failure deficiency of plotting factors enzymes or vitamins are the most likely
26:26so let's find out hook the baby up to someone else's blood and see if she gets better find a
26:29donor
26:30i'm o negative universal donor hook yourself up dr cheng hook me up walk with me
26:38my team seems to have taken a shine to you
26:41i like them too assume you're hanging around because you want a job that would be a fair
26:46assumption well i'm gonna have to test you let's say two-year-old swallowed a coin 20 hours ago
26:54she's gonna be fine right any signs of obstruction the purposes of this quiz let's say
27:00not yet i'd give laxative although i wouldn't wait too long her bowel could become ischemic or
27:07worse into susception define too long another six hours max by then her system's clear if it's not
27:14out it's not coming out and then what do i do i mean what do you do it's your test
27:19well i'd go in with the scope and get it did i pass it's not after me talk to tau
27:32men's room turns out toilets are handy in this situation and i felt relatively sure that
27:37cuddy wouldn't come in oh cuddy's been in here seriously this must be a terrible place to have
27:43us is there such a place okay six more hours and we're going in with a scope pulling it out
27:51scope a two-year-old it's dangerous as you keep pointing out so is a dime ripping through our
27:55intestines cuddy will be home from work in six hours but no big deal i'll just scream look over
28:00there while you quickly shove a scope up her daughter's rectum offer to babysit again let her
28:05have the night out sure i won't raise any suspicions i wish i was nicer
28:13her hey give me your radiation decimeter why because it matches my eyes
28:50i think we can say this isn't working we'll get her back on your blood that'll help for now
28:55but this means there's an infection first we need to identify it we know it's in the liver so we
29:00get a
29:00sample then we can figure out how to help her get better
29:06i had this baby because i wanted a chance to be a special mom but not this way
29:26problem is in radiology a radiation dosimeter badge turned positive i could have a ct scanner
29:34that's leaking or a spilled vial thallium somewhere i don't even know whose badge it was the code was
29:40scratched off might have to be intentional i mean why would anyone i don't know all i know is that
29:46i'm going to need to work late i was actually hoping that you could babysit
29:53no please two nights in a row please i have a life you know
30:01i will make it worth your while i am not going to bargain babysitting for sex
30:10who the hell said that of course i will thank you
30:25that thing's nearly as big as she is don't worry i've done this at least once before
30:37that's another centimeter and you're in
30:43oh god it looks awful is that from the infection no it means we were wrong it's a melanoma
30:54what you mean like skin cancer how did you get that she's never been outside but you have
31:03were you saying i gave my baby cancer
31:19i found a mole under the nail on her left index finger the biopsy revealed it's melanoma
31:27that's it how come no one got me food what do you mean that's it the woman has melanoma she
31:33could
31:33die if we don't boring since the baby has a melanoma we kind of already knew the mom had it
31:37yes but now
31:38we know where it is so we can treat it much more effectively so great so treat her also boring
31:45what's interesting is that mom's melanoma is spread to the baby in utero which means it's metastatic
31:51which means it's late stage how many people with the late stage melanoma are as healthy as she is
31:58clearly something's going on in mom's blood that's treating her melanoma as well as her baby's
32:02antibodies if her immune system was fighting the melanoma it never would have spread exactly
32:07which means it's fighting something else and the melanoma cells are getting caught in the crossfire
32:10so what's mom's immune system really shooting at scleroderma can cause cancer-fighting antibodies
32:15so it can chug strauss pretty much any autoimmune disease or infections that cause granulomas tb
32:20mycobacteria see dr chang this is not boring start with autoimmune go test your blood and leave your food
32:40so uh not actually making her better i'm making her sick you can't blame yourself i ate all the right
32:48foods i read all the books and the studies and i even hired a private detective to research each sperm
32:55donor i dismissed one big thing my own cancer i'm all done here we'll have the results soon and if
33:07that's what this is an autoimmune disease treatment's fairly simple and if it's something else
33:16let's just take this one step at a time stop beating yourself up
33:31i'm sorry mom not just for this but for what i said earlier
33:40i was jealous and angry and i lashed out
33:45but you were a great mom you are a great mom
33:54i don't deserve such a good daughter
34:07negative for scleroderma so what did the house want earlier he just gave me a little quiz and said
34:16he was okay with hiring me but that it was your decision negative for dermatomyositis he's just
34:21saying that to set me up so you're not offering me the job if he wants me to offer you
34:27the job
34:27something's going on that was my thinking too it's not lupus things with house are never as simple
34:35as they seem trust me he's got an ulterior motive and i got to figure it out before i do
34:38anything okay
34:42mom's negative for church strauss this isn't autoimmune time to scan her for infections that could
34:47cause granulomas
34:53third poop in the last half hour still nothing all right that's it time's up operation valkyrie is now in
35:14effect
35:14either it's a trap or it's not just hire her
35:16lungs clear for granulomas yeah who cares did you enjoy that bear trap snapping on your leg yesterday
35:24you realize it's just a metaphorical trap you'll still have all your limbs fourth rib about the
35:30mid-clavicular line you're overthinking this house fired my pick sight unseen he was never even
35:36interested in chase's pick he was only obsessed with how she reflected on chase dr chang is the only
35:41candidate he's actually responded to you wanted house invested he is hire her and you think i'm
35:49over thinking this shut up and hire her look
35:59old cell lung cancer she has two cancers cancer treating cancer
36:11you have lung cancer
36:19i thought i had skin cancer as unlikely as it sounds you have both
36:26actually the lung cancer is basically treating the skin cancer it's why you're not feeling sick
36:31and why your blood's helping your baby we found it early so it should be treatable in a way your
36:36daughter saved your life we'll get you set up for the surgery and start you on chemo
36:42what about kayla she'll only need the chemo can't you just keep giving her my blood
36:50not once we cut out the tumor your body will stop making the antibodies that are
36:54keeping your baby healthy can you hold off on my surgery over the last day your baby's liver tumors
37:00have shrunk 15 percent projecting forward it would take eight or nine days to completely eradicate her
37:06cancer cells so let's take the eight or nine days the cancer probably won't spread in the next nine
37:11days but there are other risks cancer thickens your blood which could cause clots what are the risks to
37:17putting my baby on chemo it could damage her brain or affect her development but these risks are small
37:25compared to the risks that you would be taking by leaving your cancers untreated
37:32i want to wait mom are you listening this is way too dangerous
37:38i'll take the risks i want what's best for my daughter i'm your daughter too
37:44she's a baby you're an adult so what i don't need my mom anymore
37:49no you never did because i wasn't there for you but look at you you turned out great oh you
37:55don't
37:55know if i'm great you don't know me at all and i'm not gonna let you martyr yourself for a
38:00two-day
38:01old infant just because you feel guilty because you weren't around for me
38:07i'm not martyring myself it's nine days
38:12let's hold off on the surgery
38:21you brought food this is a medical procedure not a dinner date i'm aware that this is a delicate
38:27procedure i'm also aware that my hands are shaking from low blood sugar because i've eaten all day
38:32so while this may seem insensitive it is crucial life-saving mushu
38:39what are my extra pancakes damn it they forgot the extra pancakes of my mushu pork
38:45every time that new girl with a blue streak in her hair answers the phone they screw up
38:55was she there when you picked up the food you ordered extra pancakes how much do they cost
39:05i ordered 55 cents i ordered two yes so that means the total on the last bill was 1842.
39:18rachel couldn't have eaten a dime because there was no extra dime
39:29yeah so the image that we saw on the ultrasound was obviously the pocket of air like i said all
39:37along but you saw the worst case scenario like every irrational worried parent even make a terrible mommy
39:47it's okay
39:49maybe some dumplings
40:02mom i brought you some mom
40:09mom
40:12mom
40:17mom
40:18we need help in here somebody help us
40:25massive pulmonary embolism she died in seconds
40:29wouldn't have happened if she let us remove the tumor probably not
40:34post-mortem we were able to harvest all of her blood it's enough to treat the baby
40:40that's something
40:43pretty amazing case thanks for your help i was glad for the chance to work it with you
40:49i've thought about it and i'd like to formally offer you the job
40:58it's funny i wanted to work on house's team until i started working with his team yeah i know jason
41:04foreman can get a little actually it's you i get that house is an ass but at least he owns
41:10it
41:10you don't understand this whole thing was just a game to house
41:14i didn't have a choice you're a grown man dr taupe
41:18you can make whatever choices you want and instead of hiring me when he said you could you
41:23you chose to act like a paranoid scared little kid
41:27i hate kids
41:31goodbye dr tau
41:43i'll make sure you never forget her and what she did for you
41:53she was just trying to be the best mom in the world
42:01she was
42:26this one's all yours
42:29what happened to helping out i did
42:52did someone go poopy
42:53did someone go poopy
42:59what how did you eat a dime
43:03house
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