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00:00:34Hey! Dude, come on! You can't lie on the field, where are you? You're blocking the...
00:00:39No way.
00:00:49What the hell?
00:01:10Plant force trauma.
00:01:15Hey, Todd. You alright? Do you want to sit down for a minute?
00:01:18The circle. The crop circle.
00:01:20What? What'd he say?
00:01:21Aliens made it. Crop circle. Jacob's lying in the centre of an alien crop circle. But in grass, not crop.
00:01:27You know this person?
00:01:28Nah. Well, only that his name's Jacob. He runs Jacob's Burgers in town.
00:01:33In the circle, what makes you think it's alien made?
00:01:36Because there's an aliens of people to convention in town. And now he's lying dead in the centre of an
00:01:40alien crop circle.
00:01:42Back home, many people are found dead on crop circles. But we call them spirit circles.
00:01:47Because parrots rather than aliens made them?
00:01:50No. Because they died from overconsumption of vodka. They pickled their livers.
00:01:56Of course.
00:01:59This your boy, Todd?
00:02:00Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
00:02:02And where were you when you hit this?
00:02:05You think my boy killed Jacob?
00:02:07It's possible.
00:02:07Nah. They came before me.
00:02:10Who's they?
00:02:10Aliens. He's dead centre. Dead in a crop circle.
00:02:13Hey, Todd. Are you high?
00:02:15No. I've told you. I don't smoke that stuff anymore. Except that one time that I completely forgot about until
00:02:20he just triggered me.
00:02:21Okay, Todd. What's with all the alien stuff?
00:02:24One more evidence do you want? He's dead. In a crop circle.
00:02:27Crop circle. Yeah, okay. We got it.
00:02:34Can I go?
00:02:35What's so important?
00:02:36I'm training for speed golf. Every four hours I've hit nine holes. I've got the last one to go.
00:02:40Speed golf?
00:02:41Yeah. Three clubs, one ball. Fast as you can. It's for my niece's school fundraiser.
00:02:45So, uh, this alien convention, where is it?
00:02:48At the crook. Oh, hey, I gotta go, eh? My ball?
00:02:51No.
00:02:58Hi, Jacob. You seem to have come unstuck on the 13th hole.
00:03:05Truly unlucky for some.
00:03:11Gina, safe to say that the victim died from his head injury?
00:03:14Nothing is safe, Mike. Not when he's lying in a circle of death.
00:03:18Best we get a grass sample.
00:03:20I am a pathologist, not a green keeper.
00:03:24Unless the possible link surrounding his cause of death and any chemical compound found on the vegetation.
00:03:30Certainly, Mike. Good thinking.
00:03:36Well, I need a coffee.
00:03:37идеism.
00:03:42It's just artificial.
00:03:48To see if you're here,
00:03:52particularly in our странy region
00:04:00to the river new hall.
00:04:03To get rid of these famous risks.
00:04:05We have a enthusiast and utveckling.
00:04:07And we'll find it very Nomوعish.
00:04:09Your name is Alfie Gingernuts.
00:04:13You have a pig.
00:04:14He's not a dolphin, is he?
00:04:16Well, it's just a pig on a golf course.
00:04:19It's not what you'd expect, that's all.
00:04:21Well, he's a guard pig.
00:04:23People who tell you that dog is a man's best friend
00:04:25have never felt the love of a pig.
00:04:27And I don't mean my ex-husband when I say that.
00:04:31Cop, are you?
00:04:33DC Chalmers, Brokewood CIB.
00:04:35I'd like to ask you a few questions
00:04:36regarding this morning's incident.
00:04:38Grim. Janet Grim.
00:04:42You'd better come in.
00:04:48How did you know Jacob Lois?
00:04:50He'd be here about three times a week.
00:04:52Usually first thing.
00:04:54But not to play golf?
00:04:55Why do you say that?
00:04:56Because you didn't have any golf clubs with him.
00:05:00Never played golf. He isn't a member.
00:05:02Did you see him this morning?
00:05:04No, I didn't see him.
00:05:08What did he do here?
00:05:09Good question.
00:05:11I used to ask him, he'd say he was going for a walk.
00:05:13He'd be hanging out in the trees.
00:05:15The other members used to complain about him lurking.
00:05:18There he was, he was a voyeur.
00:05:20Of sorts.
00:05:22A golf voyeur?
00:05:24Weird, eh?
00:05:25Most people watch it on TV.
00:05:27Then again, he's a chef.
00:05:29Oh, he says he's a chef.
00:05:31All my burgers, really?
00:05:34Most chefs are a bit weird.
00:05:36You have a greenkeeper?
00:05:38Natasha.
00:05:39Best in the biz.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:41Thanks for your help.
00:05:43And the 13th fairway will have to stay closed for a while.
00:05:55I didn't expect you two to be UFO aficionados.
00:05:59It's always good to keep an open mind.
00:06:01Bad one about Jacob Lewis.
00:06:02Wow, word spreads fast around here.
00:06:06Thanks, Freuds.
00:06:07Put it on the tab.
00:06:08Inspector?
00:06:10Uh, Detective Senior Sergeant, actually.
00:06:13Um, Mike Sheppard.
00:06:15Our Detective Kristen Sims, broker with CIB.
00:06:17Zelda Belfand, president of Aliens Are People 2.
00:06:20Arpt.
00:06:21Arpt?
00:06:22Yes.
00:06:23And I believe I can help you with your investigation.
00:06:25You have some information?
00:06:27From the account that I've been given, it sounds very much like a failed alien abduction.
00:06:32The human body found at the dead centre of the crop circle is the tell.
00:06:36Well, at this stage, it's still too early to conclude whether or not the circle is, in fact, a crop
00:06:41circle.
00:06:42Well, but most likely, for sure.
00:06:45Oh, sorry, how rude of me.
00:06:47This is Christopher, a fellow member of Arpt.
00:06:50Christopher Kramer?
00:06:51Yeah, we've met.
00:06:53Oh, well, I don't think so.
00:06:54It was a few years ago, with regards to the Deshler Clinic.
00:06:59Nope, I can't say I recall.
00:07:02Well, it was a long time ago.
00:07:04Christopher.
00:07:05Oh, well, maybe that does vibrate a faint frequency, but the more important thing is, you understand who you're in
00:07:10the company of.
00:07:11Now, if you need expert advice on alien abduction, Zelda's our guiding light on anything extraterrestrial.
00:07:17Oh, Christopher, please.
00:07:18Tell them, go on.
00:07:19It was 2010, I was 22, and I was abducted by an alien spacecraft.
00:07:25The experience gave me an intimate understanding of alien life form.
00:07:31The cosmic beings and I communed, shall we say, connected on a very deep level.
00:07:39Several times.
00:07:41It was phenomenal.
00:07:44My life changed forever.
00:07:47And from that, I have a theory which explains how your man, Jankov, is it?
00:07:53Might have died.
00:07:54Follow me.
00:08:00Zelda's my fiancée.
00:08:02Wow, go you.
00:08:03No, no, no, not go you.
00:08:05This is serious.
00:08:06It's a committed relationship.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:08So, look, that guy you used to know, the old Christopher, he's history, okay?
00:08:13And new Christopher, he's got it together.
00:08:15New Christopher is trying hard and succeeding to be a fully integrated member of society.
00:08:20New Christopher is the only Christopher that Zelda knows.
00:08:23Christopher!
00:08:23Christopher!
00:08:27New Christopher, fully integrated.
00:08:30Got it.
00:08:34The convention is in the ballroom.
00:08:36New ARCT members.
00:08:38Well, am I not surprised.
00:08:40Trudy.
00:08:45Oh, looking great, Kirk.
00:08:47Keep it up.
00:08:49Thanks.
00:08:51Broken wood is in close proximity to Earth's magnetic south pole.
00:08:56Magnetic radiation passing overhead from the pole can disrupt an alien craft's navigation system.
00:09:02That's right.
00:09:03Um, alien planets may not have magnetic poles, so aliens wouldn't think to have polar navigational offsets.
00:09:08If the vessel descended too quickly with its door prematurely open, then it's likely that the leading edge of the
00:09:16door struck the man's head like so.
00:09:21It's got aborted alien abduction written all over it.
00:09:24It's a triple-A event.
00:09:26Did either of you know Jacob Lewis?
00:09:30Know him?
00:09:30I don't think so.
00:09:32I'm-I'm vegan.
00:09:35It's interesting that you're holding a convention in Brokerwood and then a triple-A event occurs.
00:09:41It's more than interesting.
00:09:43It's reinforcing.
00:09:45I'm constantly communing with cosmic beings, and I put a lot of energy out.
00:09:51I'm hopeful that tomorrow night, that energy will be returned in the form of a visitation.
00:09:57Why tomorrow night?
00:09:59Oh, as part of the convention, we're staging a reach-out.
00:10:02Well, uh, oh, thank you.
00:10:06Uh, good luck with that.
00:10:08Yeah, good luck.
00:10:10I'm so glad I could help.
00:10:11Me too.
00:10:12Mm.
00:10:13Mm.
00:10:16Non-believers?
00:10:18Infidels.
00:10:20They will come around.
00:10:22Excuse me, detectives.
00:10:24Ah, Dr. Plummer, uh, Reverend Green.
00:10:27Is it true about Jacob Lewis?
00:10:29Ah, Mr. Lewis was found dead on the golf course this morning, yes.
00:10:33You knew him?
00:10:34Not personally, no.
00:10:36We were well acquainted with his cuisine.
00:10:39Dining at his restaurant.
00:10:40Something of our Friday night treat.
00:10:42Triple truffle burger with mushroom filet and chipotle fries.
00:10:46Oh, yummy.
00:10:47The, um, truffle thing's not to my taste.
00:10:51Lucas has another vice.
00:10:53And one holy sinner with double cheese, feta and beetroot fondue.
00:10:59Dare I say it, a taste of heaven.
00:11:03Such a huge loss to the gastro community.
00:11:06So your members have up?
00:11:08No.
00:11:09I prefer to think that aliens are their own unique species.
00:11:13I'm doing research for my next psychology book, Believing is Seeing.
00:11:16I'm simply here to observe the power of human imagination.
00:11:20And you, Reverend?
00:11:22I can never resist a free cab.
00:11:24And, of course, I'm also here to offer the church's perspective if needed.
00:11:28Ah, which is vague and it's a pest.
00:11:30We can discuss this later.
00:11:32Ah, it's Gina.
00:11:34Gina.
00:11:34Mike, I've done a preliminary examination on the victim's body.
00:11:38And?
00:11:39There are several sites of damage.
00:11:41I see.
00:11:42Mike, I think there may have been multiple aliens involved.
00:11:46Multiple aliens?
00:11:48I would bet a dwarf planet.
00:11:51And a solar eclipse, Mike.
00:11:53I'm on my way.
00:11:58Bye.
00:12:08Excuse me.
00:12:10Lena, hi.
00:12:12I heard about Jacob.
00:12:13It's so awful.
00:12:15Oh, did you know him?
00:12:16Well, he used to hang out here.
00:12:18They're heading on me for a date.
00:12:20The golf course.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22Come on, you'll love it.
00:12:23It's beautiful at sunset.
00:12:24Lots of birds.
00:12:25Okay, sure.
00:12:26Why not?
00:12:27We could take Trudy's dog.
00:12:29Trudy's dog?
00:12:30Why?
00:12:31Well, you know, first date and all.
00:12:33Just might pay to have an adult in the room.
00:12:39He was an odd guy.
00:12:40But cute.
00:12:41Not as cute as Chad was.
00:12:43But still cute.
00:12:45Hey, do you know Campania as a sighthound or a scenthound?
00:12:48What?
00:12:50Well, hunting dogs are bred to be one or the other.
00:12:52Scenthounds have super sharp noses.
00:12:53You can train them to pick up on pretty much anything.
00:12:56I've got no idea.
00:12:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:12:58Do you like cats?
00:13:01Meow.
00:13:02I've got a cat suit at home.
00:13:11Looking for something?
00:13:13Just out for a casual walk?
00:13:14There's no crime in that, is there?
00:13:16Dogs are banned from the course.
00:13:18You need to leave.
00:13:19Well, dogs are banned, but pigs aren't.
00:13:21Talk about animal inequality.
00:13:22Read Animal Farm.
00:13:24You'll get the idea.
00:13:27Neither of us had read it.
00:13:29And Jacob admitted he wasn't into cats.
00:13:31Not that I'd wear my cat suit on a first date.
00:13:33The cat suit was me and Chad's thing.
00:13:36Still feels a bit soon, actually.
00:13:39Uh, Lena, what was Jacob digging for?
00:13:41Lost golf balls.
00:13:42What else?
00:13:43Quite the romantic first date.
00:13:46Oh, it was an extra pair of eyes to scan for balls.
00:13:48Parnia was there to sniff for the buried ones.
00:13:50I wouldn't have thought that lost golf balls would be buried.
00:13:53Really old ones are.
00:13:55Jacob said the aged ones are the most valuable.
00:13:57Soil preserves them, and they become, like, antique.
00:14:01Well, uh, thanks.
00:14:02Uh, we'll be in touch if we need to know more.
00:14:23Natasha?
00:14:24Tash.
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:26Uh, DC Chalmers.
00:14:29A few questions about this morning's incident?
00:14:31Right.
00:14:32Right.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Shocking.
00:14:35What time did you start work this morning?
00:14:37Uh, around 7am.
00:14:40Did you notice anyone on or around the 13th fairway at that time?
00:14:45Uh, no.
00:14:46I was working in here.
00:14:48Busy doing maintenance work.
00:14:49The mowers constantly need oil and grease, so.
00:14:53No, I didn't see Jacob.
00:14:56But every other day I did.
00:14:58How well do you know him?
00:14:59I know him enough to know he's a self-entitled dick.
00:15:03That's a strong opinion.
00:15:04He was always damaging my fairways with his endless walking and lurking about.
00:15:09I warned him to get off my greens, but would be a right arsehole about it.
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:13I've had enough of you!
00:15:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:15:22I never did get that hole-in-one.
00:15:26And that's as close as you got to him?
00:15:29Too risky for him to get any closer.
00:15:31I'm way more accurate at chipping than driving.
00:15:34The victim has a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from a blunt force to the head.
00:15:41Extensive fractures radiate from the central point of impact.
00:15:45Could a golf ball cause that injury?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48Too small.
00:15:49The trauma indicates that a large, curved object impacted his head.
00:15:55Possibly a golf club.
00:15:56But, as I was saying, he also has a welt-like injury on the side of his cuff.
00:16:03From the same object?
00:16:05From the same object?
00:16:05More tests, Mike.
00:16:07But the tissue damage suggests it happened at the same time.
00:16:11At time of death?
00:16:12With no onset of rigor mortis when we arrived, I would estimate between 6 and 8 a.m.
00:16:18And the grass samples?
00:16:21The grass has been burned, not sprayed.
00:16:25But the victim, was his skin or clothing burned at all?
00:16:28No.
00:16:30I burned the grass off with a flamethrower.
00:16:32We're one of the first golf courses in the world to be certified as organic.
00:16:35So, obviously, we kill as a total no-go.
00:16:39Why do you burn a circle of grass?
00:16:42I like polka dots.
00:16:44I'm going to burn them all over.
00:16:48I'm making a bunker.
00:16:50Step one, burn off the grass.
00:16:52Step two, let it sit for a week, let the roots dry out.
00:16:55I'm going to dig a bunker.
00:16:57Why a perfect circle?
00:17:00Circles are the ultimate symmetrical shape.
00:17:04They're balanced.
00:17:05They evoke harmony.
00:17:07Symmetry actually helps calm the players.
00:17:09My next bunker is going to be an equilateral triangle.
00:17:13Thomas!
00:17:16Excuse me.
00:17:24Hey!
00:17:26Can I help you?
00:17:29I'm detective.
00:17:30Hey!
00:17:32Hey!
00:17:32All right.
00:18:02Starting a new hobby.
00:18:04I'm saving that treat for retirement.
00:18:06When you won't be able to afford it. Very wise.
00:18:09Did I ever mention that I...
00:18:10Hate golf? Many times.
00:18:13We found this in the rough, not far from the crop circle.
00:18:17I'm guessing it broke and someone's dumped it.
00:18:19Be a pretty decent weapon in the wrong hands.
00:18:22Get Gina to see if that's a match for Jacob's wounds.
00:18:26As we were retrieving this, I saw a man loitering on the fairway.
00:18:30Didn't look like a golfer and he took off once I tried to engage with him.
00:18:44I couldn't get a read on the number plate.
00:18:46Tash didn't recognise him either.
00:18:48Aside from that, neither she nor the club manager, Janet Grimm,
00:18:52saw anyone on the course prior to Todd finding the victim.
00:18:55So the fairways were empty?
00:18:57But for the aliens?
00:18:57Oh yes, on that note, in her shed Tash,
00:19:02is hiding something strange under a drop cloth.
00:19:05How strange?
00:19:06Well, let's just say at this stage it remains unidentified.
00:19:11What's under the drop cloth?
00:19:14Uh, why do you want to know?
00:19:18I'm intrigued by its contour.
00:19:21Uh, yeah, I can't tell ya.
00:19:31You think it's a UFO?
00:19:35You do, don't you?
00:19:37No, all I'm saying is that-
00:19:39A flying saucer.
00:19:40Well, come on.
00:19:42Why was she being evasive?
00:19:43You have that effect on people.
00:19:45There is no flying saucer.
00:19:47But if there is, I'll dress up as a little green alien.
00:19:50Well then boss, we should get a warrant to find out.
00:19:54On the suspicion that a green keeper is harbouring alien fugitives in a spaceship.
00:19:58It's tenuous.
00:19:59But Kristen, as a little green alien, surely that's worth a shot.
00:20:02In your dreams.
00:20:05Uh, what about Jacob's cafe?
00:20:07Do you know if anyone wanted to harm Jacob?
00:20:11No, he was a cool guy.
00:20:14Did he owe anyone any money?
00:20:17The cafe's doing well, so I doubt that.
00:20:19He was thinking of expanding.
00:20:22Wanted me to take over some of the cooking, but that's so not my thing.
00:20:25Did he seem more stressed than normal?
00:20:27Oh, he's a bit antsy about the rising price of raw ingredients, but who isn't?
00:20:33Okay, well, um, thank you. We're out.
00:20:37Can you cook?
00:20:39Can I cook?
00:20:41It's just, I'm freaking out.
00:20:43Well, it turns out Jacob's cafe have the contract for catering the ARCT event,
00:20:48and Freya is a little bit overwhelmed by the prospect.
00:20:53Tom!
00:20:57Hey, I've been thinking about the crop circle, trying to make sense of it.
00:21:00Have you spoken to Janet Grimm?
00:21:03We have.
00:21:04Oh, good.
00:21:04Because when I saw her this morning, it was really weird.
00:21:07What the hell, lady?
00:21:09Get the hell out of here, go on!
00:21:10So I figured maybe Janet and the alien forces might be working together.
00:21:14Because?
00:21:15She was threatening him.
00:21:16Next minute, he was struck by a spaceship.
00:21:18What was the yelling about?
00:21:19It's obvious, isn't it?
00:21:21It was about herding Jacob into the open space, while giving the spaceship a glass shot at him.
00:21:29Too soon.
00:21:30Hey, I've got a train.
00:21:33Someone's telling porkies.
00:21:35Indeed.
00:21:37Let's bring in Janet Grimm.
00:21:42Pay the green fees.
00:21:43End of story.
00:21:44Capitalist coercion.
00:21:45This is probably stolen land anyway.
00:21:48No pay, no play.
00:21:49Listen, this is so much bigger than us not paying green fees.
00:21:52We were this close to actual contact.
00:21:54This close.
00:21:55Do I smell bacon?
00:21:57You've upset him.
00:21:58It's okay, hun.
00:21:59It's okay.
00:22:00No, the actual pigs are here.
00:22:04Ms. Grimm.
00:22:05We need to talk.
00:22:06Can you arrest these clowns?
00:22:08For?
00:22:09Trespassing.
00:22:10Not paying green fees.
00:22:11Anything would be good to get them out of my face.
00:22:13Fellas, can I have a word?
00:22:17Janet, we have a witness who saw you shouting at Jacob Lewis this morning on the golf course.
00:22:23Who said that?
00:22:24That's not relevant.
00:22:25What is relevant is why you said you hadn't seen anyone on the course when you had.
00:22:29Well, with all the police activity, it must have slipped my mind.
00:22:32What were you arguing about?
00:22:34He was doing his usual lurking in the trees, but he was also digging up the grounds.
00:22:38I had enough.
00:22:39Why would he be digging?
00:22:41No idea.
00:22:42It's just what he does.
00:22:43He digs.
00:22:45He lurks.
00:22:47We're going to need a formal statement from you.
00:22:49Down at the station.
00:22:50Oh, I can't leave Alfie.
00:22:52I'll talk to Tash.
00:22:53I'm sure she can hold the fort.
00:22:55Don't fret, honey.
00:22:56Don't be long.
00:22:59Christopher, you may proclaim not to remember me, but I certainly regret
00:23:04you well enough to know that you are not a golfer, as evidenced by your attire.
00:23:09We wanted to blend in.
00:23:10To sneak onto the golf course. Why?
00:23:12To pay our respects to the dead guy.
00:23:14So, sneaking into a crime scene.
00:23:16An aborted alien abduction is not a crime scene.
00:23:19A AAA event is the scene of an accident.
00:23:21We came to be at one with the crop circle.
00:23:24Beautiful.
00:23:25Hey, we're here.
00:23:27Right here.
00:23:28Which means we're only a few hours behind actual contact.
00:23:31Aliens were here.
00:23:32Aliens were here.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:35Oh.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38It's like the yolk of a giant alien egg.
00:23:40It's just oozed down into the grass.
00:23:42I mean...
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:46It smells so good.
00:23:48Christopher, check the radiation.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:56Affirmative.
00:23:58Turned out to be 0.001 MSVs.
00:24:01So, about the same as eating a banana then?
00:24:04They still left their mark.
00:24:05And you still disregarded a police cordon.
00:24:08Plastic tape.
00:24:09Big deal.
00:24:10Detective, you don't have to tell Zelda about this, do you?
00:24:12I just don't want to stress her out.
00:24:16I think we can keep it between us.
00:24:17Great.
00:24:18And remember, I may...
00:24:20You're a fully integrated member of society.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23So act like it.
00:24:27Chris, don't talk to pigs.
00:24:29They're not like us.
00:24:31They're animals.
00:24:35Hello?
00:24:57Once again, what were you and Jacob arguing about?
00:25:01His attitude.
00:25:03Digging up and wrecking your golf course.
00:25:06Costa, wouldn't you say?
00:25:08What was he digging for?
00:25:10Golf balls.
00:25:11Let me guess.
00:25:12The buried ones are aged.
00:25:14And therefore, worth more.
00:25:16A golf ball's a golf ball as far as I'm concerned.
00:25:19Hey.
00:25:20Hey, you're ripping me off.
00:25:21Big time.
00:25:22Supply and demand.
00:25:23That's all it is.
00:25:25Take it or leave it.
00:25:27Supply and demand of what?
00:25:29Golf balls?
00:25:31I bought them off Jacob for a dollar.
00:25:33I sold them at the club room shops for five dollars.
00:25:36He thought the markup was too high.
00:25:37He wanted more money.
00:25:38I refused.
00:25:40I don't pretend to understand how his mind works.
00:25:42But he was digging up my course.
00:25:44We shouted at each other and...
00:25:47End of story.
00:25:49Ugh.
00:25:52Hi there.
00:25:54How do you feel?
00:25:56Ugh.
00:25:56Like I've been hitting the head with a shovel.
00:25:58Well that's a good sign.
00:26:00Because that is what happened.
00:26:02So at least your memory hasn't been affected.
00:26:05Great.
00:26:06Why did you feel the need to hit me?
00:26:08I thought you were a prowler.
00:26:11What do you think you were doing anyway?
00:26:13I came to see you.
00:26:14No, you were snooping.
00:26:16I'm a detective, you know that.
00:26:18I did have a prowler here last week.
00:26:23Oi!
00:26:24What do you think you're doing?
00:26:26Uh, lost my keys.
00:26:27Like hell you did.
00:26:29Get out of here!
00:26:30He was casing the place.
00:26:31Looking for a way to break in.
00:26:34Snooping.
00:26:35For what?
00:26:39Foreign objects.
00:26:40Such as?
00:26:41Let's just say,
00:26:43some things belong in this world and some things don't.
00:26:55What?
00:26:58What's with you?
00:27:00Oh, a bit of a bump to the head.
00:27:03By the leading edge of a spaceship's prematurely open door?
00:27:07Aha.
00:27:08I went to talk to Tash.
00:27:10I was in her shed.
00:27:11It was dark.
00:27:12She thought I was a prowler.
00:27:14She whacked me with a shovel.
00:27:18What nasty bruise.
00:27:20No broken skin though.
00:27:22Get checked for a concussion.
00:27:24Do you want to charge her?
00:27:26Well, technically I was trespassing.
00:27:28No warrant.
00:27:29Trying to get a peek at her flying saucer.
00:27:30Well, she did mention something about not belonging to this world.
00:27:34Daniel.
00:27:35Come on now.
00:27:37Let it go.
00:27:37Did you get anything more useful than a possible concussion?
00:27:41Not much.
00:27:43This morning,
00:27:45are you sure you didn't see Jacob Lewis?
00:27:47I already told you no.
00:27:49Well, it's just that you
00:27:51were in a circle in the grass
00:27:53and the guy you didn't like ends up dead in it.
00:27:56Bit over the head.
00:27:57I'm wondering if there's a pattern here.
00:28:00Was it your shovel?
00:28:01Well, if it was, I wasn't swinging it.
00:28:05Did you ever see him digging up the golf course?
00:28:09No.
00:28:10Although Janet reckoned she saw him
00:28:12and there was some damage around the place.
00:28:14Although that'd be Alfie.
00:28:16Cause hey, if your course manager owns a pig,
00:28:18what do you expect?
00:28:19It is odd though, isn't it?
00:28:23Why bring a pig to a golf course?
00:28:30And whatever Janet and Jacob were arguing about,
00:28:33I doubt it was the price of lost balls.
00:28:35Perhaps we should take a closer look
00:28:37at the three amigos.
00:28:40Chris Kramer,
00:28:42Kirk Rollins
00:28:44and Luke Lamarro
00:28:45all snuck onto Brokenwood golf course today.
00:28:47Did they say why?
00:28:48To commune with the alien crop circle.
00:28:51Or they were looking for something?
00:28:53Yeah, like that golf club.
00:28:55That, or whatever they used to kill Jacob Lewis
00:28:58earlier that morning.
00:28:59But why kill the caterer?
00:29:00Maybe it didn't matter who.
00:29:03Just someone.
00:29:05Someone to die in the crop circle
00:29:07to prove their crazy beliefs.
00:29:11Aliens have come.
00:29:22Thanks, Frodo.
00:29:23How's your X-File progressing?
00:29:25The alien abduction line of inquiry
00:29:27is not something we're pursuing right now.
00:29:30Zelda won't be happy.
00:29:31I don't think Zelda will be truly happy
00:29:33until she's back aboard the Battlestar Galactica.
00:29:37I'll see you in there.
00:29:38I don't want to miss any revelations.
00:29:44You're not really going to go in there, are you?
00:29:46Bunch of crazies.
00:29:48Trudy, you're not catering the event.
00:29:51Thankfully.
00:29:51I wouldn't trust that fruitcake to pay up.
00:29:54You will get your money
00:29:55when we're satisfied with the service.
00:29:57Then dish up Porky Pigeon pizzas
00:29:59if you don't care about the quality.
00:30:00Hey!
00:30:01Keep your voice down.
00:30:03They're not vegan.
00:30:04If there is no connection
00:30:06with the cosmic overlords tomorrow,
00:30:08it will be because my energy flows are disrupted.
00:30:10And I will hold you personally responsible.
00:30:14Now look what you've done.
00:30:16Pay up and I'll play it up!
00:30:19With venue hire, you can lock them out.
00:30:21With food, they can scoff and run.
00:30:22Did they pay out?
00:30:24Don't know.
00:30:25What I do know
00:30:26is they have desperation written all over them.
00:30:28So, watch your backs.
00:30:30The cosmic overlords are observing the way we live and think.
00:30:36Right now, our culture is too destructive to be of any use to them.
00:30:42We must strive to achieve a greater sense of harmony.
00:30:46Only then will they begin to purify us.
00:30:51Now, Lucas, now.
00:30:53Reverend.
00:30:54Your mention of the aliens helping us to be better interplanetary beings
00:31:00resonates with the Christian idea of humanity being prepared for eternal life.
00:31:07I wonder if God, rather than your cosmic...
00:31:11Cosmic overlords.
00:31:12Yes.
00:31:14I wonder if God might make a much better job of that transformation.
00:31:19I actually believe that God is an alien.
00:31:23A cosmic overlord.
00:31:25So, you might be onto something there, Reverend Christopher.
00:31:28How long did you commune with the cosmic overlords?
00:31:33It's hard to say.
00:31:35Um...
00:31:36You lose all sense of time.
00:31:39It's like you're traveling into the past and the future simultaneously.
00:31:44So, in Earth time, I'd estimate around ten days.
00:31:48Were the aliens naked?
00:31:51Uh...
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:53Were you...
00:31:54Naked?
00:31:56Christopher, I told you. I was at a music festival. Of course I was naked.
00:31:59But you know you can't handle this.
00:32:01Did the aliens have genitals?
00:32:02Christopher.
00:32:04Okay. Um...
00:32:05How did you communicate with the aliens, uh, if there was a lack of common language?
00:32:12By touch.
00:32:15And if you must know, I loved it.
00:32:18And so did they.
00:32:21All right, everyone. That concludes my presentation.
00:32:25Now, let's move on to planning tonight's event.
00:32:28Now that the lights and equipment are sorted,
00:32:31then there's only one thing left to do to attract an alien spaceship.
00:32:35Can I please have a volunteer from the audience to offer themselves up as an abductee?
00:32:43Oh, Christopher. No, sorry.
00:32:45We already have a volunteer.
00:32:47And we don't want the Cosmic Overlord staff to choose between the two of you.
00:32:50All right, everyone!
00:32:51Let's please give a round of applause to our hero, Luke!
00:32:56Yes!
00:32:58Luke, your bravery is truly commendable.
00:33:02If abducted, I can truly say that your life will be enriched beyond imagination.
00:33:09Bring it on!
00:33:10Yes!
00:33:13My abduction will be further proof not only that aliens exist, but they are here for good, not evil.
00:33:23I am willing to stake my life on it.
00:33:28Aliens are people, too.
00:33:29Yes!
00:33:30Aliens are people, too!
00:33:30Aliens are people, too!
00:33:31Aliens are people, too!
00:33:33Aliens are people, too!
00:33:34Aliens are people, too!
00:33:35Aliens are people, too!
00:33:37Aliens are people!
00:33:38OK, everyone!
00:33:42And see you tonight at the Designated Zone!
00:33:45berrycaps
00:33:48Special bunch of humans?
00:33:50Cosmach-p-olitan?
00:33:53No.
00:33:53Thanks.
00:33:54You're OK, Lena.
00:33:56What were you two in there?
00:33:58Uh, we came to ask a couple of questions.
00:34:01While infiltrating our meeting.
00:34:02You two were on the golf course yesterday?
00:34:04Yes, you saw us.
00:34:06They're slow learners.
00:34:07Were you there earlier in the day, say around 7am?
00:34:10Wow, a diversion tactic.
00:34:12Who do you work for?
00:34:12Secret Service? CIA?
00:34:14CIB, actually.
00:34:15They like to keep it local.
00:34:17Well?
00:34:18Asleep?
00:34:18In my motel?
00:34:19Alone?
00:34:20No, I was with my dreams.
00:34:23And you?
00:34:24I was with Zelda.
00:34:25Don't ask what he was doing though.
00:34:26Hey Christopher.
00:34:28X-rated.
00:34:29Is there a problem?
00:34:31The police, or should I say government plants, have been spying on us.
00:34:35We have nothing to hide.
00:34:36Good.
00:34:37Where were you yesterday, between 7 and 8am?
00:34:39Uh, why are you looking at Luke?
00:34:41I've told you it was an aborted alien abduction.
00:34:44A triple A event.
00:34:45Yeah, we are the experts in this field.
00:34:47Trust us.
00:34:48I can handle this.
00:34:50I was at the motel, prepping for my keynote speech tomorrow, titled,
00:34:54Your neighbour is an alien.
00:34:56In fact, you're more than welcome to attend to hear my proof.
00:34:59And what proof would that be?
00:35:00Leaked top secret documents detailing how aliens are living among us.
00:35:04Here and now.
00:35:05We are so blinkered by normality that we can't see them.
00:35:08If Jacob Lewis saw them, I'm sure of it.
00:35:11Whatever Jacob saw killed him.
00:35:13But alien interference is unlikely.
00:35:16Then how do you explain the crop circle?
00:35:18Burn off with a flamethrower by a greenkeeper.
00:35:21Routine.
00:35:22Conspiracy of doubt.
00:35:24Ms. Belfan, you said you didn't know the victim.
00:35:26But you were seen arguing with him the night before he died.
00:35:30Hey, hey, pay up and I'll play it up!
00:35:32Oh, sure, we met. However, I didn't know him.
00:35:35And we weren't arguing, we were negotiating.
00:35:38But you had a problem with Mr. Lewis.
00:35:40Oh, there was no problem.
00:35:41In fact, the food should be here soon.
00:35:43Sussanen's row, big night ahead.
00:35:51Kirk Rollins is a creep.
00:35:53Passionate in his delusion, at least.
00:35:58Rookie mistake.
00:36:00Should have parked the car closer to the front door.
00:36:03Freya, this is Detective Shepard.
00:36:05Hey.
00:36:05Hello.
00:36:06I see you've had some success.
00:36:08It's a disaster.
00:36:10Jacob's famous truffle tofu pasta without any truffles.
00:36:14What, you forgot to add them?
00:36:16No, we've run out.
00:36:17I substituted mustard for it.
00:36:19I'm hoping they won't notice.
00:36:21Your supplier let you down?
00:36:22No idea.
00:36:23Jacob sourced them.
00:36:24I've got to get in there.
00:36:26See ya!
00:36:27Good luck!
00:36:29What do people with steel rods
00:36:31and pigs reading around trees have in common?
00:36:38What?
00:36:40Elfie!
00:36:46Jenna!
00:36:48How can I help?
00:36:50Jacob Lewis didn't supply you with golf balls, did he?
00:36:53I'm not sure what you're getting at.
00:36:55He was hunting for the same thing that you hunt for.
00:36:57And what would that be?
00:36:59Truffles.
00:37:01Jacob was digging for truffles, but unlike you, he didn't find any.
00:37:06Truffles?
00:37:07They need black walnut trees, don't they?
00:37:09Or English oaks?
00:37:10We don't have any on the course.
00:37:11You seem to know a lot about it.
00:37:14We can have a search team here within the hour, with a warrant.
00:37:17If they find any, it could put you on the frame for Jacob Lewis's murder.
00:37:21How?
00:37:22Motive.
00:37:25The search team will do their best.
00:37:27But it could get messy.
00:37:29Alright.
00:37:30Alright.
00:37:33Best we do this at the station, huh?
00:37:34But Elfie...
00:37:35Elfie seems happy to me.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Okay.
00:37:44Hello, Janet.
00:37:48Truffles.
00:37:50Found on the root system of some trees, including a certain variety of pine.
00:37:55What of it?
00:37:56They can fetch up to $3,500 per kilo.
00:38:00If one had their own supply, it's understandable that they might not like others helping themselves.
00:38:06And how far might one go to protect that supply?
00:38:13It was an accident.
00:38:15The discovery.
00:38:16Let us.
00:38:18Elfie, what have you found?
00:38:21Tuba Milano spora.
00:38:24Hairy god black truffles.
00:38:29Otherwise known as black gold.
00:38:32I'd seen Jacob offered truffled mushrooms on his menu, so I thought he might be interested.
00:38:37Offered him a private deal, 40% of the going rate.
00:38:41He was happy.
00:38:42He expanded his menu around truffles, and the cafe was a success.
00:38:47Then I raised my prices. I'm only fair to share in his success.
00:38:51Boy!
00:38:52What do you think you're doing?
00:38:54I know extortion when I see it.
00:38:55You've forced me to take matters into my own hands.
00:38:57Well, you won't find anything here.
00:38:59Come on, Janet.
00:39:00The golf course has got to be your source.
00:39:02I mean, look at Elfie. He's onto one right now.
00:39:03You get off my land right now!
00:39:06But he got greedy. Stuck his little nose in and wouldn't let go.
00:39:10I don't know how many times I chased him off.
00:39:12Told you to get out of here!
00:39:13What ifs?
00:39:16What the hell, lady?
00:39:18Get the hell out of here! Go on!
00:39:20I detest it when people say whatever.
00:39:23What ifs?
00:39:25Like fingernails down a blackboard.
00:39:28Well, manners and bad grammar aside, you still seriously assaulted Jacob.
00:39:34Whatever.
00:39:36We had it coming.
00:39:37The blow to his leg or the blow to his head.
00:39:40The one that killed him.
00:39:43You had a weapon.
00:39:45And you admit to beating him on the leg.
00:39:50I swear I only hit him the once.
00:39:53I would never take someone's life.
00:39:55Not for all the troubles in the world.
00:39:59Janet Grimm, we need you to remain in Broken Wood
00:40:01while we ascertain whether your pole delivered the fatal blow to the victim's head.
00:40:09If word gets out, it'll be like the Gold Rush days.
00:40:13To a chef, the scent of a truffle awakens a hunger as primal as bloodlust.
00:40:18I'll be fending off a stampede of chefs and their kitchen hands mining up the fairways.
00:40:24It's just a little sideline, you see.
00:40:26For my retirement.
00:40:29I'd appreciate it if we keep it just between ourselves.
00:40:57Do you see Chalmers?
00:41:00Yeah, it's Tash.
00:41:01Do you see Chalmers?
00:41:03I think I found something.
00:41:11Your alien friends must be very small to fly in that.
00:41:15You said they were big?
00:41:18Pash found this 20 metres downhill from the crop circle.
00:41:23Fingerprints made a match on a Bud Johnson.
00:41:26Judging by this, I'm sure he's the man I saw on the fairway.
00:41:30Why wouldn't you own up to looking for a discus?
00:41:33When you use your discus to kill someone.
00:41:36Get Gina to check the curvature of that discus against Jacob's head injury.
00:41:41If Bash would that would do the job.
00:41:42Mm, and Bud Johnson has a prior for assault.
00:41:45He got 12 months home detention for it.
00:41:47His ankle bracelet came off six months ago.
00:41:50Hang on, I think I've read about him.
00:41:52Is discus a decathlon event?
00:41:54I think so.
00:41:57Yeah.
00:41:59Brokenwood decathlon star flies high.
00:42:03Bud Johnson showcased his prowess at the National Athletic Championships
00:42:08earning a commendable fourth place.
00:42:24Hi, Bud Johnson?
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:27Detective Kristen Sims.
00:42:30Brokenwood CIB.
00:42:31And I believe you've already met my colleague, DC Chalmers.
00:42:33We think we have some lost property belonging to you.
00:42:37It's a track and field discus.
00:42:39It was found on the golf course.
00:42:40It's a track and field discus.
00:42:40I think you've already met my colleague, DC Chalmers.
00:42:42Hi.
00:42:42Hi.
00:42:42Yeah, it's back at the station.
00:42:43Why?
00:42:44We were hoping you could help us with that.
00:42:47How?
00:42:48A man was found dead on the golf course this morning.
00:42:51So I lose a discus and next minute I'm a murder suspect?
00:42:54Oh, he didn't say that.
00:42:55Yeah, but you're thinking it.
00:42:57Today when I called out to you, you ran off.
00:42:59And then you drove away from me in a reckless manner.
00:43:01Why?
00:43:02Yeah, look, I've learnt the hard way that if I don't say any words you can't twist them.
00:43:05Well, surely that's only a problem if you've actually done something wrong.
00:43:10I suggest you come back to the station with us and make a statement about how your discus ended up
00:43:14on the golf course.
00:43:16Recorded words are harder to manipulate.
00:43:27Were you on the golf course early yesterday morning around sunrise?
00:43:31Yes.
00:43:32And what were you doing there?
00:43:33I was discus training.
00:43:35And did you see anyone else at the golf course during that time?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40Why did you leave your discus there?
00:43:42I just made my first throw of the morning when I got a call about an accident.
00:43:46To get the job I got to be the first toe in the scene.
00:43:48I didn't have time to look for my discus.
00:43:50What fairway number were you on?
00:43:52No idea.
00:43:53A man was found dead on the golf course.
00:43:55He died from a severe head injury at the time you were there.
00:44:02We know you have a conviction for assault.
00:44:06We know that the man you assaulted was in hospital for over a week.
00:44:11Do you know why I assaulted him?
00:44:13Enlighten us.
00:44:13The drunk prick was my neighbour's ex.
00:44:16He came to beat her up again.
00:44:18I made sure it was the last time he hurt her.
00:44:21I've done my anger management course and I'll admit the ninth step is the hardest.
00:44:24What is the ninth step?
00:44:26To develop empathy for the other's perspective.
00:44:29I still don't have empathy for my neighbour's ex.
00:44:32But I'm trying to change my ways.
00:44:34That's why I'm training so hard.
00:44:36It's a way of releasing all the negativity.
00:44:38Do you know this man?
00:44:44I don't remember him.
00:44:53I don't know.
00:44:54You know what they've been doing here.
00:44:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:56No.
00:44:58I don't know!
00:44:59There's nothing left.
00:44:59If there's nothing left, I don't know.
00:45:01If there's nothing left, I don't think.
00:45:10I don't know.
00:45:10If you ask your questions, I don't think you need help.
00:45:11I don't know.
00:45:12If there are enough questions.
00:45:15Well, Bud Johnson was convicted for serious assault,
00:45:19and depending on what you tell me,
00:45:21perhaps more convictions will follow.
00:45:24I will do what I can for you, Mike,
00:45:26if you allow me to show you my melons.
00:45:29Uh, sure.
00:45:34Imagine this melon is the victim's head.
00:45:46A very accurate throw that struck at full speed could also kill.
00:45:52World champion Disco's throws travel at speeds of 26 metres per second,
00:45:58which is 93.6 kilometres per hour.
00:46:00So it's like being hit in the head by a very small car.
00:46:03A 2kg car with no wheels that flies, yes.
00:46:07The impact force at high velocity leads to certain cranial fracture.
00:46:14If Bud Johnson threw his discus from a very short range,
00:46:19it would have been a lethal act.
00:46:23But did he have intent?
00:46:25Bud Johnson stated he didn't know Jacob Lewis,
00:46:28so where's the motive?
00:46:30So, uh, freak accident?
00:46:32Well, if you're training,
00:46:33you're gonna watch the full flight of your throat
00:46:35to see how far it flies.
00:46:36You would have had to have seen it strike Jacob.
00:46:40intentional or accidental.
00:46:41Either way, it's a hit and run.
00:46:47Let's bring him in tomorrow.
00:47:11I fail to see a meaningful distinction between belief in extraterrestrial life and belief in God.
00:47:17There is no empirical evidence to suggest that either exists.
00:47:20I'm not concerned with the belief.
00:47:22It's the worshipping of aliens that's the issue.
00:47:24Worship is belief times a few degrees.
00:47:28Roger, you're hogging the blanket.
00:47:29Lucas, please, I'm not.
00:47:30Don't.
00:47:40When did Luke learn alienese?
00:47:42I taught him yesterday.
00:47:44Uh-huh.
00:47:46Out of all of us,
00:47:48I think that Luke is the best bait,
00:47:50for want of a better word.
00:47:51He's strong mentally,
00:47:55physically.
00:47:57You feel a little feeble in comparison.
00:47:59But you're not at all.
00:48:01I haven't communed with aliens in 16 years.
00:48:05I make you all follow me up and down the country,
00:48:08promising alien encounters that never evacuate.
00:48:12But they will.
00:48:15I wonder if Luke would be a better leader.
00:48:17If I stood down,
00:48:19we could make him president.
00:48:20No way.
00:48:22We follow you because we believe in you.
00:48:26There could be a million reasons why aliens haven't visited us,
00:48:29and none of them would involve you.
00:48:31You remain our one degree of separation to another life form.
00:48:34You're phenomenal.
00:48:36Really?
00:48:37Yes.
00:48:38Yesterday, Jacob Lewis came this close to being abducted.
00:48:41That is no coincidence.
00:48:43They are looking for you.
00:48:47They are coming.
00:48:49But it'll be you, not Luke,
00:48:51who they beam up into their ship.
00:48:53And I wouldn't say no.
00:48:56Thank you, Christopher.
00:49:16Nice thing.
00:49:18Nice thing.
00:49:18It's just a little bit.
00:49:19It's just a little bit.
00:49:20It's just a little bit too.
00:49:21Here we go.
00:49:22Oh, man.
00:49:25Oh, man.
00:49:27Oh, man.
00:49:29Oh, man.
00:49:40Haha.
00:49:53Oh, man, it's too much.
00:50:26I take it this was the venue Art chose for their reach-out?
00:50:30Interesting choice given Jacob Lewis's demise.
00:50:34This is my fault.
00:50:35Why?
00:50:36I found both bodies. I've tapped into some kind of dark energy vortex.
00:50:41Well, I think that was just a weird coincidence.
00:50:47It's training time again.
00:50:48Really?
00:50:52No way. I'm done with speed golf. Body count's too high.
00:50:59Term of death?
00:51:00Okay. Judging by his body temperature may be between 3 and 5 a.m.
00:51:05How similar are his injuries to the first victim's?
00:51:09He has a head injury on his right temple and symmetrical marking on his forehead.
00:51:14But look, Mike. He has burn marks on both hands.
00:51:20Course?
00:51:22Too early to say.
00:51:29Did you burn another circle yesterday on Fairway 6?
00:51:33No.
00:51:34Did you see anyone this morning on the course?
00:51:36No. Was the circle a perfect circle?
00:51:42So, who died?
00:51:44I can't say.
00:51:46Could have been the thief.
00:51:47What thief?
00:51:48I just called into your station to report it.
00:51:50Last night someone broke in here and stole my flamethrower.
00:51:53And my favourite drop cloth.
00:51:55Hence the tarpaulin.
00:51:57Well, modesty's important.
00:51:59I'll get fingerprints in here to see if they can pick anything up.
00:52:02Until then, don't touch anything.
00:52:04But I already put the tarp on so technically I've touched it.
00:52:08I can see that.
00:52:12So if I was to slowly approach that shape and pull the tarp off, would you try and hit me
00:52:18with a shovel?
00:52:19I truly am sorry about that.
00:52:23No, hold on.
00:52:25I'll do it.
00:52:36You can't tell anyone.
00:52:38It's a surprise for me kids.
00:52:40It's going to be afloat for their school fundraiser.
00:52:43So when you said some things don't belong in this world...
00:52:46I just don't want Janet finding out.
00:52:48Last year I made a Thomas a tank engine.
00:52:51And you should have seen this thing.
00:52:53It was so good.
00:52:54It was...
00:52:56Anyway, Janet busted me.
00:52:58She accused me of using this shed for moonlighting and she threatened to fire me.
00:53:01She can't know.
00:53:02I can work with that.
00:53:05And you know it's perfect, right?
00:53:08Really?
00:53:09Yeah.
00:53:10It's absolutely perfect.
00:53:18Tash claims she didn't burn the circle, but her flamethrower and her drop cloth was stolen last night.
00:53:24Shut the entire course down.
00:53:25I'll be there.
00:53:26I'll put a search team together.
00:53:29Gina, can you get me some grass?
00:53:30Mike, you should know by now that I always know what you want.
00:53:33What the hell's going on here?
00:53:35Another person has been found dead.
00:53:37Walk with me.
00:53:38Who was it?
00:53:40And what's all this gear on my fairway?
00:53:42It's too early to tell.
00:53:43Have you seen anyone on the golf course this morning?
00:53:45Your cop on the gate turned away the first players about 20 minutes ago.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:49Have you been on the fairway this morning?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51We need to close the entire golf course until further notice.
00:53:56When can I get my walking pop at?
00:53:59When you stop assaulting people with it.
00:54:03Get on with it then.
00:54:05A little more.
00:54:06A little more.
00:54:08Oh, too much.
00:54:10Uh, Ms. Belfin, could we have a word please?
00:54:14This is about Luke, isn't it?
00:54:16He's been abducted.
00:54:17We came by looking this morning, but we didn't get a warm reception.
00:54:20Did you see flashing lights indicating the spaceship's departure?
00:54:24He's already said he's been told to say nothing.
00:54:26Maybe he's a Robocop that missed getting the speech chip installed.
00:54:29Kirk, please be respectful.
00:54:30I think his silence is a really good sign.
00:54:32The cops are in full-on cover-up mode.
00:54:34Luke has been abducted.
00:54:36He's probably communing with the Cosmic Overlords right now.
00:54:40Detective, please, there is no need to cover this up.
00:54:43It's positive news.
00:54:46Luke Lamara's body was found on the course this morning.
00:54:50Oh, damn.
00:54:52Damn, damn.
00:54:53My god, it's another triple-A event.
00:54:55There's no evidence to suggest that.
00:54:57Two deaths, days apart, at the same location?
00:55:00Of course it's another abduction attempt.
00:55:02Is there a crop circle?
00:55:04Once again, there was a burnt circle of grass which appears to be man-made.
00:55:08But you can't be sure.
00:55:09How stupid are you?
00:55:10Can you not see the parallels?
00:55:12Did he have a head injury?
00:55:13Hmm.
00:55:14And an unusual marking on his forehead.
00:55:16There you go.
00:55:17God damn it, we missed it.
00:55:18Damn it.
00:55:20Zelda, could I look at your model spaceship again, please?
00:55:22Yeah, Christopher, please.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:26Do you think he suffered?
00:55:28I should never left him alone.
00:55:33Identical.
00:55:34That says it all.
00:55:35They came for me after all the year.
00:55:42Detective Shepard, please follow me.
00:55:45But why is he dead?
00:55:47Well, that's a good question.
00:55:49And when we find the offender, we will be asking them that.
00:55:52Just as a matter of interest.
00:55:54Where were you two this morning between 3 and 5 a.m.?
00:55:56Asleep in my motel, missing all the action.
00:55:59Alone with your dreams, I guess.
00:56:01You got it.
00:56:01Mm-hmm.
00:56:02And you, Christopher?
00:56:03Ripping up the sheets, eh, Chris?
00:56:05Yeah, I was with Zelda.
00:56:11Christopher, you are something out of this world.
00:56:15Yes, I was, uh, occupied.
00:56:18Stop pointing your finger at us.
00:56:20They killed Luke.
00:56:22They killed Luke because he was gonna reveal top secret intel today in his keynote speech.
00:56:27He had proof that aliens live among us.
00:56:29When you say they...
00:56:31You.
00:56:31They.
00:56:32Them.
00:56:32The SIS.
00:56:33CIA.
00:56:34FBI.
00:56:35Governments.
00:56:36Luke's blood is on their hands.
00:56:38Your hands.
00:56:39Every last one of them.
00:56:41Your overhead projector's on fire.
00:56:44Here's the original.
00:56:46Luke's marking is exactly the same as the crop circle the aliens made in 2010 at the music festival when
00:56:53I was abducted.
00:56:55And you were found in that circle?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58Oh, my God.
00:56:59It's a message.
00:57:00Marking Luke with your design is saying they want you.
00:57:04Why would they kill him?
00:57:05Well, miscalculation.
00:57:06Unintentional, I'm sure.
00:57:07Military assassination, more likely.
00:57:10Everyone's opinion is welcome.
00:57:12Down at the station.
00:57:23So, what were you guys doing at the golf course last night?
00:57:25Uh, I was in charge of the lighting and sound system.
00:57:28And playing the music?
00:57:29Yeah, and playing the music.
00:57:33Impressive.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:34I did grade one piano as a kid.
00:57:36I know my way around the keys.
00:57:37It's not about how many notes.
00:57:39It's plainly more feeling.
00:57:40And staying awake.
00:57:42Oh, come on, bro.
00:57:43Too soon.
00:57:43God!
00:57:45He had one job.
00:57:47Look, playing score intergalactically could be my big break.
00:57:50Like, the biggest stage.
00:57:51Actually, the biggest.
00:57:52And it's still expanding.
00:57:54How well did you know the victim, Luke Lomaro?
00:57:57Uh, not at all.
00:57:58Nah.
00:57:59But he was awesome.
00:58:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:00Real nice guy.
00:58:01Yeah, hanging in there even after Zelda shut it down and sent us home.
00:58:04Yeah, yeah.
00:58:04So brave.
00:58:05Paid the ultimate price.
00:58:07For man and alien kind.
00:58:17I understand that Luke was some kind of offering to attract the aliens.
00:58:22But not a sacrificial one.
00:58:24Luke was to be abducted, just as I was.
00:58:27To be used as an interspecies cultural exchange before being returned to us safely.
00:58:33Was there anyone in your group, perhaps, earth-based, shall we say, who had any issues with Luke?
00:58:41Of course not.
00:58:42We were all rooting for him.
00:58:44And we all wanted him to succeed.
00:58:46Did you and Luke get along?
00:58:47Sure.
00:58:48He's a believer.
00:58:50Bit mainstream, but committed.
00:58:53You're very committed too, aren't you, Kirk?
00:58:56I believe in alien life.
00:58:58It's no crime.
00:58:59I didn't say it was.
00:59:03Why didn't you volunteer to be abducted?
00:59:06My time will come.
00:59:08Zelda has the connection.
00:59:09She believed Luke was the one.
00:59:12How did that make you feel?
00:59:15Fine.
00:59:16Your relationship with Christopher Kramer.
00:59:19He's such a sweet man.
00:59:21Yet you didn't choose for him to be abducted.
00:59:24He wasn't ready.
00:59:26Christopher can be a little anxious at times.
00:59:30And the aliens seek constancy.
00:59:32Or maybe you were fearful of losing him.
00:59:35Why would I think that?
00:59:37Perhaps you knew that whoever went into that circle would die.
00:59:42How well did you get on with Luke?
00:59:45Oh, as well as I did with any of the other members.
00:59:48Do you know if he had any enemies?
00:59:50Anyone he didn't get on with?
00:59:52No.
00:59:53Well, yes, actually, um, maybe.
00:59:59Is that multiple choice?
01:00:05Do you have something you want to share?
01:00:09Do I want to?
01:00:10No.
01:00:12Should I?
01:00:13I don't know.
01:00:14Will I?
01:00:15Then I could.
01:00:18This has to stay between us.
01:00:20Well, that depends on whether or not what you've got to say is any value.
01:00:24If it's just more conspiracy theory, then sure, it won't go any further.
01:00:27No, it's not.
01:00:28Really, Christopher?
01:00:30Are you sure you're not just wasting my time?
01:00:33What I say and believe has value.
01:00:35I am a fully integrated member of society.
01:00:38Then prove it.
01:00:39What do you know?
01:00:41Sir?
01:00:42I saw Luke and Kirk the other night.
01:00:44Arguing.
01:00:46About alien weaponry, or?
01:00:48I don't know.
01:00:49I couldn't make it out, but it was heated.
01:00:53Intense.
01:00:54When was this?
01:00:55Three nights ago.
01:00:57Where?
01:00:58Here.
01:00:59Down the side of his station.
01:01:01What were they doing?
01:01:03Kirk had petrol.
01:01:05He wanted to burn the station down into Luke's strong stone.
01:01:08And why would Kirk want to do that?
01:01:11Because he knows a lot.
01:01:12Every station has one.
01:01:14It's criminal.
01:01:15Like a scrambling device?
01:01:16An electronic beacon.
01:01:18Sprays the night sky to interfere with extraterrestrial spacecraft.
01:01:22Police stations don't have those.
01:01:24I'm starting to wonder about you.
01:01:26Are you committed or not?
01:01:29And you just happened to be across the road while Kirk was trying to torch the place?
01:01:37Yes.
01:01:39Doing my best to be a fully integrated member of society.
01:01:50There you go.
01:01:5111.27pm.
01:01:53Three nights ago.
01:01:55So Chris Kramer was telling the truth.
01:01:58Yes.
01:01:58It's the first time for everything.
01:02:04A witness claims that several nights ago you and Luke Lamarro had an altercation outside this police station.
01:02:11He was preventing you from committing arson.
01:02:18We have it on CCTV.
01:02:26So what?
01:02:27I'd do it?
01:02:28But you were clearly very angry with Luke.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31He stopped me from setting things right.
01:02:34I know what goes on here.
01:02:36I know you have an electronic beacon on the roof of this building sending interference scrambling into planetary communications.
01:02:42That interference is probably what caused the malfunction on the spacecraft which led to the death of Luke and the
01:02:47other guy.
01:02:49It's you who are responsible.
01:02:51You're right Kirk.
01:02:52We do have an electronic beacon on the roof.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56You actually admit it.
01:02:57It's called a shortwave radio.
01:02:59We use it in emergencies in a bid to help save lives.
01:03:03You're gonna be charged with attempted arson.
01:03:05What?
01:03:06I didn't do it.
01:03:07I think the key word here is attempted.
01:03:10I'll be back shortly with the paperwork.
01:03:15Wow.
01:03:16And I thought Chris Kramer was crazy.
01:03:18Hmm.
01:03:19We still don't have enough.
01:03:24Kirk and Luke would butt heads occasionally.
01:03:26Differing opinions.
01:03:27But Kirk would never go that far.
01:03:30Not to hurt Luke.
01:03:32While he was prepared to burn down the police station.
01:03:36Posturing, I'm sure.
01:03:37Back to last night.
01:03:39You called off the ceremony.
01:03:40Why?
01:03:41We were feeling the cold.
01:03:43Guessing it was around...
01:03:452am.
01:03:51I fear I have failed you again.
01:03:54It's not your fault.
01:03:55Maybe it's Luke.
01:03:57He's just not ready.
01:04:02Everyone, listen up.
01:04:05Frodo, please.
01:04:09I think we should call it a night.
01:04:12I apologize to you all.
01:04:14I've led you all down another blind alley.
01:04:17In this case, a cold, dark alley without cosmic light.
01:04:24Tomorrow I will resign as the president.
01:04:26Zelda, you can't.
01:04:27No, it's too late.
01:04:28I'm too tired to talk.
01:04:29Let's pack up and go.
01:04:33Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:35I'm staying.
01:04:36I'm certain they're coming for me.
01:04:39I'm happy to stay on my own.
01:04:41Oh, gosh, Luke.
01:04:42Your dedication is so moving.
01:04:47I want you to take over for me.
01:04:48You must lead up from here.
01:04:51But you...
01:04:53Just...
01:04:53Think about it.
01:05:01I'll say a big conflutazi to the masters from here.
01:05:07Thank you, Luke.
01:05:08You are a hero.
01:05:17Come on, people. Let's go.
01:05:24Come on, people. Let's go.
01:05:35That was the last time I ever saw Luke.
01:05:39I'm so self-absorbed I didn't even look back.
01:05:43You're such a brave man.
01:05:47You and Christopher, you went home?
01:05:49Back to Christopher's, yes.
01:05:55Excuse me.
01:05:59Kristen Sims.
01:06:00Hi, it's Freya.
01:06:09I hope you didn't call me here just to help with these.
01:06:13I'm so over it.
01:06:15You know, washing dishes is a little outside my job description.
01:06:19Lucky you.
01:06:23So...
01:06:24It could be nothing.
01:06:26Try me.
01:06:27I was unloading the car just before.
01:06:29Need a hand there?
01:06:32Um...
01:06:32No, I'm all good.
01:06:33So that thing the other day with your boss, it's no biggie, right?
01:06:37Jacob's dead.
01:06:38I know, and he had nothing to do with me.
01:06:40I didn't even know the guy.
01:06:42If you say so.
01:06:43I do.
01:06:44So we all good?
01:06:48What did he mean by that thing the other day?
01:06:53Jacob used to park outside on the yellow lines.
01:06:56He'd always get tickets.
01:06:57Then a few days ago, he was getting towed and it got ugly.
01:07:01You can't tow me, man.
01:07:02This is my restaurant.
01:07:03I park here all the time.
01:07:04Hey!
01:07:05Hey!
01:07:05You're a thug!
01:07:06You know that, mate?
01:07:08Cross the line, mate.
01:07:09Don't ever start while you can't finish.
01:07:11Just breathe.
01:07:12Breathe.
01:07:14Don't ever grab someone from behind.
01:07:17That was a dumb move.
01:07:22It may be nothing, but...
01:07:23No.
01:07:23Thanks, Frey.
01:07:24You've been a big help.
01:07:25Oh, and the dishes are...
01:07:26What if I could?
01:07:37Hi, bud.
01:07:39We need to talk.
01:07:48You lied to me, bud.
01:07:53About not knowing Jacob Lewis.
01:07:56We have a witness who saw you tow his car from outside his burger restaurant.
01:08:02So do you admit to towing Jacob Lewis' car?
01:08:07Yes.
01:08:07And do you admit to punching Mr Lewis in the stomach?
01:08:13Do you know why I like my job?
01:08:16Tell me.
01:08:17Because it's a job.
01:08:19After my conviction, it was the only job I could get.
01:08:22I need a job to pay my rent while I'm training.
01:08:24I'm training to be a decathlete.
01:08:26That's my dream.
01:08:27I wouldn't do anything to jeopardise that.
01:08:29That doesn't really answer my question.
01:08:30Did the witness also say it was self-defence?
01:08:32That Lewis had a go at me first?
01:08:34Or nah, they left that part out.
01:08:40I'm going to ask you again.
01:08:43The day before yesterday morning,
01:08:44did you see Jacob Lewis between 7am and 8am at the Broken Wood golf course?
01:08:49No.
01:08:52After you got the towing call out,
01:08:54which direction did you leave the course?
01:08:56Towards the car park, of course.
01:09:02If this is the car park, where were you training?
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:07I'm not a golfer.
01:09:08I'm just looking for open space, you know?
01:09:10Jacob Lewis was found dead on the 13th fairway.
01:09:15We know he was killed by a blow to the head,
01:09:18the wound matching the curvature of your discus.
01:09:21We know that you and the victim argued the day before,
01:09:25which leads us to believe there was some intent behind the discus hitting Mr Lewis.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30Oh, come on bud.
01:09:33You lost your cool that had happened before.
01:09:36I videoed myself.
01:09:38What?
01:09:38I filmed myself so I can watch my form.
01:09:44There was a new pivot through by the way.
01:09:47Felt right on the money.
01:09:50And that's when I got the phone call.
01:09:54You there bud?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Free for a job?
01:09:57Yeah, for sure.
01:09:58Car v car.
01:09:59No, it's ours.
01:10:00So tell him more.
01:10:01I'll be there, fine.
01:10:02Copy.
01:10:08We will need a copy of this video.
01:10:10The weapon could be a golf club,
01:10:12but hard to say without the actual club to make a match.
01:10:16But the head injury was fatal.
01:10:18No, Mike.
01:10:19The cause of that was cardiac arrest.
01:10:22He suffered severe arrhythmia.
01:10:23Caused by?
01:10:24It was triggered by an electrical shock.
01:10:26See?
01:10:28This indicates the entry point of the electrical current.
01:10:32Given the storm last night, could he have been struck by lightning?
01:10:35Highly unlikely.
01:10:37For him to be struck by a lightning bolt on both hands,
01:10:40he must have been playing volleyball.
01:10:42Volleyball.
01:10:42Like this or this.
01:10:46I love volleyball.
01:10:47Have you ever played, Mike?
01:10:48Ah, not in a very long time.
01:10:51Could Luke's hands and the grass have been burnt by the same source?
01:10:55No.
01:10:56A naked flame burned the grass.
01:10:58Oh.
01:11:01And the mark on his head?
01:11:04Freshly done, within the last 18 hours.
01:11:07The ink is marker pen.
01:11:10Beach volleyball is my favourite.
01:11:12The men wear swimming briefs.
01:11:14In Russia, they are called plavki.
01:11:17And they are?
01:11:19Budgie smugglers, Mike.
01:11:21Very athletic.
01:11:39That's it.
01:11:4268 m.
01:11:51That's it.
01:11:56The tow truck call-out centre verified that Bud Johnson received a call from them at 7.04 AM.
01:12:03And his video puts him exactly here.
01:12:07He's our man.
01:12:16We're satisfied there was no intent to injure Jacob Lawson.
01:12:19And I swear no one's that accurate.
01:12:2268 metres.
01:12:23At the point of contact, yes.
01:12:26Wow.
01:12:27I know.
01:12:28I looked it up.
01:12:30Connor Bell's New Zealand record is 69.5 metres.
01:12:34Repeat 68 and you'll qualify for the Commonwealth Games.
01:12:38I still killed a bloke though, didn't I?
01:12:45That played out then.
01:12:48Death by a careless use of an Olympic-approved sporting implement.
01:12:51One down.
01:12:52One to go.
01:12:53Are we calling it?
01:12:55It's another homicide.
01:12:56Luke La Mara was electrocuted.
01:12:59Senior.
01:13:01Ah, thanks.
01:13:04Is there all the Belfin's on her way in?
01:13:07Uh, do you perhaps need Christopher as your support person?
01:13:11No, no, I'm fine.
01:13:15We've been so shaken by Luke's death.
01:13:18He's struggling as well, I can tell.
01:13:20And, uh, I'm struggling to conceal it from him.
01:13:28What do you need to conceal?
01:13:31That, um...
01:13:35I'm responsible for Luke's death.
01:13:38Both deaths in actuality.
01:13:41Go on.
01:13:44Go on.
01:13:44It started with a seed of negativity.
01:13:46Depressive thoughts stemming from the disappointment that I have been unable to physically reconnect with the aliens.
01:13:53And from that seed, there has been slow but malignant growth.
01:13:59That growth creates negative energy vibrations which, in turn, quaver out into the cosmos.
01:14:09The rest I'm sure I don't need to explain.
01:14:13No, uh, please enlighten us.
01:14:16Well, the aliens absorb those vibrations.
01:14:19They involuntarily act upon them by traveling here.
01:14:23Creating a interspecies, co-killing, unwittingly orchestrated by myself.
01:14:34They are the bullet.
01:14:36But I am most definitely the gun.
01:14:41Well, it may come as some relief to know that, with regards to Jacob Lewis's death, there was no alien
01:14:49involvement.
01:14:51You seem sure.
01:14:52I am.
01:14:53Uh, Mr. Lewis was killed by an Earth-based object.
01:14:56Uh, an accident.
01:14:58I detect cynicism, Detective, and I thought we were past that.
01:15:02Not cynicism. Fact.
01:15:05And Luke?
01:15:06That is more perplexing.
01:15:10I left him out there like a lamb to the slaughter.
01:15:16I lay awake, trying to stop those negative vibrations emanating.
01:15:21Holding them back.
01:15:23Good to no avail.
01:15:26With Christopher.
01:15:27What?
01:15:28You lay awake with Christopher.
01:15:31I didn't hear him.
01:15:33But you were in bed together.
01:15:35Did he tell you that?
01:15:38Awkwardly, yes.
01:15:39Uh, yeah, I was with Zelda.
01:15:43Occupied.
01:15:44Christopher, bless him.
01:15:46What do you mean?
01:15:47Well, Christopher is an interesting man, but he's not ready for some things.
01:15:53And nor am I in that regard.
01:15:57Even though he's your fiancé?
01:16:01Christopher would like to be my fiancé.
01:16:04But, well, perhaps one day when we're both ready.
01:16:10I'm sorry, I'm confused.
01:16:12I'm still married.
01:16:14I have been for 16 years.
01:16:28Ah, just the man we wanted to see.
01:16:30Well, I don't want to see you.
01:16:32Ah, Kirk, the feeling is entirely mutual.
01:16:34We're not interested in you, you can bugger off.
01:16:36You can't say that.
01:16:37I just did.
01:16:38Go on, get out of here.
01:16:42Ah, convention's finished.
01:16:44We're holding a visual for Luke tonight.
01:16:45A few questions first.
01:16:47Sure.
01:16:47Yeah, I'll just put this in the car.
01:16:48No, no.
01:16:50Questions first.
01:16:52Sure.
01:16:52Yeah, um, yeah, questions are good.
01:16:54They provide answers like, like, um, how long's a piece of string?
01:16:58And what's in the box?
01:17:01No idea.
01:17:01It's not my box.
01:17:02I'm just holding it for a friend.
01:17:04Well, let's take a look then, shall we?
01:17:08Oh, my God.
01:17:13Hey, hey, hey!
01:17:16Where's the hut?
01:17:22Come on.
01:17:29You've got nothing.
01:17:30You can try, but you'll never take me down.
01:17:34What was that last bit?
01:17:35I didn't quite hear you.
01:17:37This is your car, Christopher?
01:17:39No!
01:17:44No.
01:17:44No.
01:17:55Oh, Christopher.
01:18:00If you're going to blow me up here.
01:18:01I...
01:18:05Then we're walking trying out for Speedman.
01:18:06Think about
01:18:06what a bad contract dr zoo foats is.
01:18:17Talk to two more.
01:18:17Think about getting any experience recently.
01:18:18I'll just watch out for...
01:18:19Oh, man.
01:18:26Talk to two for a quick break.
01:18:28Sorry to keep you waiting Christopher, we just had to verify a few things.
01:18:39This is the property of the Broken Wood Golf Course, how did it end up in your car?
01:18:46Never seen it before?
01:18:48Even though your fingerprints are all over it, strange.
01:18:53This drop cloth and this golf club, again the property of the Broken Wood Golf Club, were
01:18:59also in your car.
01:19:01How do you explain that?
01:19:04Obviously someone's broken into my vehicle and put them both there.
01:19:07Who?
01:19:08I think it might be Kirk.
01:19:10Why would Kirk want to do that?
01:19:13Ask him.
01:19:14We might just do that.
01:19:16And while we're at it, ask him how we managed to get your fingerprints all over the items.
01:19:20But are they really?
01:19:22Yep.
01:19:23There they are.
01:19:26And the other interesting thing about this is the grass residue.
01:19:30There is a pattern.
01:19:33Here to here.
01:19:38It's like the grass has all been flattened in the one direction.
01:19:41A flow from the outside to the center.
01:19:44Which in itself might mean very little, except...
01:19:49This grass, it's a definite match to the samples from the fake crop circle.
01:19:55That place is this drop cloth at the chrome sand.
01:20:02From now on, no more extraterrestrial excuses, Christopher.
01:20:07We're dealing in facts.
01:20:09Your fingerprints on stolen items traceable to the crime scene.
01:20:13Did you kill Luke Lamarro?
01:20:17No.
01:20:18Christopher, where were you between three and five a.m. this morning?
01:20:21In my home.
01:20:23Alone?
01:20:24No.
01:20:25I was but, you know, Zelda.
01:20:27In the same room or separate?
01:20:29The same room.
01:20:30In the bedroom?
01:20:31Yes, of course.
01:20:33Was she sleeping?
01:20:34Why does that matter?
01:20:35Well, if she was sleeping, she wouldn't be able to verify that you remained in the house
01:20:39between three and five a.m.
01:20:41Um, she was not sleeping.
01:20:46You sure about that?
01:20:47Yes, of course, because we were, you know...
01:20:52What?
01:20:55We were expressing our, uh, love.
01:21:01Sex?
01:21:02Yeah.
01:21:03For two hours?
01:21:05Yes.
01:21:07Two hours.
01:21:08Wow.
01:21:09That's a lot of love.
01:21:11Given you had such a big night waiting for a close encounter with alien kind.
01:21:15Well, she was feeling down and she, um, she needed comfort.
01:21:19The thing is, Christopher, that doesn't really line up with Zelda's version of events.
01:21:24I'm still married.
01:21:25Married, too.
01:21:27When I was abducted aboard the alien spacecraft, there was a marriage ceremony.
01:21:35Sadly, we didn't have time to consummate.
01:21:38So I have been keeping myself ready for that day.
01:21:43So, uh, no.
01:21:45Um, Christopher and I are in a platonic relationship.
01:21:49And to make things easier on Christopher, we do not share a bet.
01:21:54They, they will come for him.
01:21:57I'm not so sure anymore.
01:21:59Goodnight.
01:22:01Goodnight.
01:22:02So, if in between 3 and 5 a.m. you weren't comforting your almost-but-not-quite-yet fiancé with
01:22:12two hours of your manhood, then what were you doing?
01:22:17Let me jog your memory.
01:22:19You were feeling overlooked.
01:22:22Can I please have a volunteer to offer themselves up as an abductee?
01:22:27Oh, Christopher. No, sorry.
01:22:29We already have a volunteer.
01:22:31We don't want the cosmic overlords to have to choose between the two of you.
01:22:35As Zelda's most devoted follower must have hurt you a little.
01:22:39Her, her choosing Luke over you.
01:22:41Teaching him agonese.
01:22:47Favouring him over you.
01:22:49I want you to take over from me.
01:22:52You must lead up from here.
01:22:54Bitches.
01:22:56Just think about it.
01:23:00Luke, you are the chosen one.
01:23:04Clex Galang.
01:23:05Any martyrs.
01:23:07Plenty of gorn.
01:23:09Oranges.
01:23:13So, even with Zelda lying awake, the fact that you didn't share a room meant that you were able to
01:23:19slip out of the house.
01:23:24Into the Greenkeeper's shed where you knew a flamethrower was kept.
01:23:29And any number of potentially lethal weapons.
01:23:32Well, it ain't a carnation but the flower was red.
01:23:36I followed him down like the message you'd see it.
01:23:40And left it all to Junior who was soft in the head.
01:23:44Singing only the dead die young.
01:23:48Oh, do I just have to let it go?
01:23:58Oh, do I just have to let it go?
01:24:01Oh, do I just have to let it go.
01:24:07Do I just have to let it go?
01:24:10Come on then.
01:24:25That blow didn't kill him, did it?
01:24:32No.
01:24:34I, um, had to make it look like there'd been a visit.
01:24:38My cosmic master.
01:24:54But, pesky gloves.
01:25:06Pesky gloves.
01:25:09Pesky.
01:25:11Pesky.
01:25:13Gloves.
01:25:15The peace has to let it go.
01:25:19The peace has to turn if no.
01:25:47What does this mean?
01:25:50It means you killed Luke Lamarro to impress your girlfriend.
01:25:58I'm no longer a fully integrated member of society.
01:26:03Am I?
01:26:28Not tempted, Todd?
01:26:31Nah.
01:26:32We put in the hard yards though.
01:26:34No way.
01:26:35You never know what you'll find out there.
01:26:37For a record?
01:26:38I hate gold.
01:26:38But a beach volleyball, Mike.
01:26:41I only think you would be a natural.
01:26:51I don't know what it is with this dog.
01:26:53Keeps circling back to these burgers.
01:26:54Yes.
01:26:55I'm the triple truffle supreme.
01:26:57I'm rather hoping you still offer the holy sinner double cheeks.
01:27:01With better and beetroot fondue?
01:27:03Coming right up.
01:27:04Marvelous.
01:27:05Yummy.
01:27:06Oh, God.
01:27:07I so love pigs.
01:27:09And cats, of course, as you can see.
01:27:11But pigs, they're the cutest thing.
01:27:14Interesting fact.
01:27:15If you died and fell into his pen, he'd eat all of you.
01:27:18Over time.
01:27:20Leaving only your teeth and your hair.
01:27:22And pigs don't eat hair.
01:27:24Lovely as yours is.
01:27:26Oh.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28That is...
01:27:29Interesting.
01:27:32As promised.
01:27:33Oh, you took your time.
01:27:35Well, since Jacob Lewis is no longer with us, no charges will be laid.
01:27:39I should hope not.
01:27:41Truffle's still on the menu there, I see.
01:27:43Oh, seems like a nice girl.
01:27:44Deserves a break.
01:27:45Doesn't strike me as a lurker.
01:27:48Speaking of which, where's your off-sider?
01:27:51Detective Sims?
01:27:52Yeah, she should be here.
01:27:53What about now?
01:28:17We're coming peace, Earthlings.
01:28:20There's a thousand faces on the street.
01:28:24No.
01:28:24No.
01:28:26No.
01:28:26No.
01:28:27No.
01:28:31No.
01:28:31No.
01:28:36Thanks.
01:28:39You.
01:28:44What?
01:28:45Hey!
01:28:47Come back too.
01:28:47No time at the rap time, at the rap time, there's here today.
01:28:53I love you.
01:29:23I love you.
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