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00:04Hajime!
00:13Mate!
00:15She almost took my head off.
00:17Your fault. You didn't guard your left side.
00:25Hajime!
00:30Mate!
00:31Point!
00:37Hajime!
00:51Mate! Mate!
00:53Mate! Mate!
00:54Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:57Adi, you're bleeding.
01:02I never even hit her.
01:40Good morning.
01:43This is funny. People don't...
01:45Not done reading. Go away.
01:47Most likely she coughed it up.
01:49Which means it's from her lungs.
01:51Drugs, toxins, infection.
01:52No fever, no elevated weight count, which rules out infection.
01:55And blood panels found no drugs, no toxins.
01:57The bronchoscopy was pristine, so much for the lungs.
02:00Good morning.
02:01Not yet.
02:03So then the blood came from her stomach, which would mean it's an ulcer or a GI bleed.
02:06The ER also ran an upper and lower GI. No occult blood in her stool.
02:10Which means no ulcer or GI bleed. Which means it's not from the stomach either, which means it didn't come
02:15from anywhere.
02:19You guys get to the point where the blood didn't come from anywhere?
02:22Rupture in a sinus cavity? Drip through the back?
02:25Not that much blood.
02:26Trauma from karate?
02:27No trauma. Kick the other guy's ass.
02:30Now a good time?
02:31Look, you can tell me how blood can mysteriously appear in it.
02:33Now.
02:35This includes you.
02:41What's going on?
02:42Feel free to speculate amongst yourselves.
02:47Are you sure?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Why?
02:50He's afraid of turning into me.
02:54Well, that's a good enough reason.
02:56Sign here.
02:59That's not promising.
03:04Good luck.
03:06That's it?
03:07You're not going to tell him that we're a family and families don't abandon each other.
03:11You want me to?
03:12No.
03:13Would it make any difference?
03:14No.
03:15Good luck, Dr. Forman.
03:27So, where were we?
03:28A college sophomore coughing up blood.
03:31Not the case.
03:32The speculation.
03:33The palace entry.
03:35The rising self-doubts.
03:37Did Forman get a promotion?
03:38I resigned.
03:40What?
03:41Personally, I can't believe I've had the same three employees for three years.
03:46The patient could have a heart problem.
03:50Yes.
03:51Life goes on.
03:53Look at the eager beaver combing his hair.
03:58Hyperdynamic heart could force too much blood into her lungs.
04:01She coughed up the overflow.
04:02Wouldn't leave a trace in her lungs because it's traveling through normal plumbing.
04:06Forman, go and do a stress echo test to see if he's right.
04:09Cameron, check out the dorm and redo the ER labs.
04:13I'll get going on Forman's farewell party.
04:15Everybody good with a mermaid under the stars theme?
04:30So why are you leaving?
04:33Or is it just some sort of power play?
04:36You can have my parking space, my locker.
04:38Is it about house?
04:41Let me get all sensitive and confide in you.
04:44Addie, pedal harder.
04:45Need your heart rate at 170.
04:49Why wouldn't you want to tell me?
04:51I don't like you.
04:53Never have, never will.
04:55You want me to share some more?
04:59Even if you do hate me,
05:01if you found another job, you'd tell me.
05:03If house did something to drive you out of here, you'd tell me.
05:06The fact that you won't tell me means that whatever the real reason is,
05:11you're ashamed of it.
05:14Guys, I'm out 170.
05:29My artery looks good.
05:31It's not a heart problem.
05:37Are you cold?
05:38No.
05:39Scared?
05:40I'm okay.
05:41Why?
05:42On your own.
05:53Addie has goosebumps.
05:55Ooh, no recovering from those babies.
05:57You don't have goosebumps for no reason.
05:58They're reactions to the body thinking it's cold.
06:00She wasn't cold.
06:01Her temperature was normal.
06:01Anybody thought it was.
06:03Which means?
06:04What?
06:04A brain problem?
06:05Messed up hypothalamus could cause goosebumps,
06:07but they're not going to cause her to cough up blood.
06:09She has no neurological issues.
06:11She had a shiver.
06:12I think there's an infection.
06:13We've ruled out infection because no fever and no white count.
06:16I think there's an infection.
06:17Blood goes where it's needed.
06:19Infection likes nice wet places for lungs.
06:21Start treatment.
06:22All that cool stuff for bacterial, fungal, and atypical infections.
06:25Let's get a lung biopsy.
06:27I want to see the little bugger up close.
06:34Why is Pullman quitting?
06:35He wants to breed llamas.
06:40Interesting.
06:43You're ashamed of the reason, too.
06:58No one writes tamoxifen like you.
07:01Well, I use a G.
07:04Foreman resigned.
07:09I'm sorry.
07:10It's okay.
07:11No biggie.
07:12Right.
07:14He give a reason?
07:15He said he didn't want to end up like me.
07:18I had a brilliant retort.
07:21I can't remember what it was at the moment.
07:23You don't want to end up like you.
07:25Good point.
07:26Can I resign?
07:30What's up with that?
07:32With what?
07:33You yawned.
07:35I just told you something interesting so you're not bored.
07:38It's 11 o'clock in the morning.
07:39You're drinking coffee so you're not tired.
07:41I didn't yawn so it's not a mirror neuron reaction.
07:43Which leaves symptom.
07:46Vasovagal issue.
07:47Maybe a heart problem.
07:48My heart's fine.
07:49I was up late.
07:50You're just deflecting having a conversation about Foreman.
07:52I'm okay with Foreman leaving.
07:54Either you're lying or you don't really think he's leaving.
07:57Or you just jumped right to acceptance.
08:00Sorry.
08:01I yawned because I was trying to communicate boredom.
08:05You try bargaining with him.
08:06Give him a raise.
08:08How much do you think it would cost to make him want to be like me?
08:15Thanks for the coffee.
08:20She seems fine.
08:23She is fine.
08:24She coughed up blood.
08:25Past tense.
08:26She has diarrhea.
08:27From the antibiotics for the infection.
08:28Lung biopsy says she doesn't have an infection.
08:31Well then you screwed up the biopsy.
08:32Well you're wrong about infection.
08:33I'm wrong.
08:35Then so's her body.
08:36She obviously thinks she's got an infection or it wouldn't have gotten better from the antibiotics.
08:39What is pandiculation symptomatic of?
08:41Yawning's a symptom of fatigue or cholinergic excitation.
08:44Does this have anything to do with Addy?
08:46Let's say yes.
08:47Cerebral tumor, epilepsy, could also be a medication reaction to antidepressants or some meds for end stage liver failure.
08:54Let's say no.
08:59You don't want to leave this job.
09:02Three years you've been here, you've never once laughed at anything he said.
09:06Because I wasn't kissing his ass.
09:08But now you are?
09:09No.
09:10Now you're nervous, uncomfortable about your decision.
09:13Wasn't even that good a joke.
09:14Oh crap.
09:16Most of your jokes are excellent.
09:18I just meant in comparison.
09:19Shut up.
09:20I think she may not have an infection.
09:23Better deal with her before she crashes.
09:29She can't breathe.
09:30Get off the bed.
09:31Need a crash cart.
09:33What's happening?
09:34Let's get her down now.
09:37The crash is collapsing and watch it's not getting any air.
09:47Oh my god.
09:59She couldn't breathe because she had a pleural effusion.
10:03Thoracentesis revealed low protein count.
10:05Effusion was transudative which means she has cirrhosis of the liver.
10:08Or she's in heart failure.
10:09Heart was fine.
10:10Liver enzymes were normal.
10:12There's something called blued in the pleural effusion.
10:16Oh no.
10:17It's not blued.
10:17It's blood.
10:19Which is great.
10:20Maybe not for her but for me.
10:21Because it means I think it's an infection.
10:24Labs indicated minute traces of blood.
10:26Can't ignore the blood because it's a minority.
10:29Can you form it?
10:30If we count the traces of blood as significant,
10:32the differential isn't just infection.
10:34Could be lung cancer, breast cancer, lymphoma.
10:37Great.
10:37Go tell her she's got one of those.
10:39Or you could tell her that we haven't given her enough antibiotics for her infection.
10:43Double the dose.
10:45Check her lungs.
10:46What checked her lungs?
10:47They clean.
10:48On the outside, she needs an arteriogram.
10:59It's about my bowel movements.
11:01What is it these days?
11:05You sure you want to be here for this?
11:06We do everything together.
11:08Of course.
11:09Toilet can be a lonely place.
11:12Drop your pants, I'll suit up.
11:16They float.
11:18Huh?
11:18My bowel movements.
11:20Honey says they're not supposed to.
11:23I'm a nutritionist.
11:25Yes.
11:26I can tell from the cool Toil Loop sandals.
11:32You're welcome.
11:35And the natural fiber clothing, I assume, means some kind of vegetarian denomination?
11:39We're vegans.
11:40At first, I was a little concerned about the lack of protein, but Honey showed me you can get it
11:44from Lutz.
11:45Wow.
11:45Whatever floats your poop.
11:46And you've been together how long?
11:48Six months?
11:50How'd you know?
11:52Because after six months, poop love fades.
11:54If you've been together shorter than that, then...
11:58I'll explain right after this break.
12:07Three 10-milligram pills of your finest amphetamines.
12:12Arteriogram was normal.
12:13Which means the lungs are fine.
12:15Yeah.
12:18What if the clear arteriogram is significant?
12:20It is significant.
12:21It means there's no infection.
12:23I think there's an infection.
12:24Infections don't come and go.
12:26People don't get better than worse on the same treatment.
12:27Unless your body can't finish out the fight.
12:29Maybe it goes a couple of rounds and gives up.
12:31Why would it give up?
12:32Maybe its name is Foreman.
12:34Come on.
12:35Where is that smile?
12:37That laugh that makes the whole world sunny without contributing to global warming.
12:41Hm.
12:44Maybe she's missing a protein.
12:45Blood panel and enzymes show her proteins are normal.
12:47You can't have tested for every protein.
12:49I can think of at least one you can't test for at all.
12:52Complement factor age deficiency.
12:54If she has that, she's dead.
12:57No way to find enough bacteria.
12:58She'll get one infection after another until her body shuts down.
13:02Maybe we can get ahead of the game.
13:03Manage each symptom as it comes up.
13:05Give her five miserable years instead of six miserable months.
13:09There's no diagnostic test for complement factor age deficiency.
13:13So we isolate the cells that are yummiest before you have to stick a needle in her eye.
13:22You're cheating on honey.
13:24What?
13:25No, I'm not.
13:26Oh, yes you are.
13:31It's okay.
13:33I get it.
13:35Well, I was gonna say relax.
13:38But oddly enough, you seem pretty relaxed already.
13:41You're accomplished.
13:42You're funny.
13:43You can have whatever you want.
13:44Women are gonna...
13:45He's not cheating with another woman.
13:47He's cheating with another food group.
13:49What?
13:50His floaters float, but because they're full of fat.
13:53Probably had a big cheeseburger for lunch.
13:57You're eating flesh?
13:58It's just a hamburger.
14:00Not all the time.
14:01You're disgusting.
14:02Soy cakes taste like cardboard.
14:04Unsalted cardboard.
14:06I'm accomplished.
14:08I'm funny.
14:09Can I have whatever I want?
14:21Can we wait a second?
14:24What's wrong?
14:25I feel good.
14:26Do you really need to put that needle in?
14:27You felt good yesterday, and then you almost suffocated.
14:30Didn't you know that that thing is in my eye?
14:32I think it could be.
14:34If we find it, the hope is that we can treat it.
14:37You hope?
14:37Mom, don't hang on every word.
14:39He said he hopes.
14:41That means he doesn't know.
14:43I just wanna understand what's going on.
14:45You might know anything until we do the test.
14:48Maddie, this all looks really scary, but you feel nothing.
14:51Okay?
14:52Okay.
15:08That's the reason I have to show you.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:14I'm not afraid of these things.
15:14I'm not afraid of these things.
15:16I'm afraid of them.
15:16Have a good idea that I can do these things.
15:16And they're just gonna 150 grams of water.
15:16Whatever they want.
15:16Let's walk away from you.
15:17If we find them south in the Middle ci,
15:17we're going to get more,
15:17and be still in the middle.
15:18If we get them just a bit more.
15:22If we find them like them,
15:24You're not afraid of them.
15:25You're a bit more,
15:26you're going to be too quiet.
15:43you rang you called me bought you an espresso you'll be buying me coffee for a couple of weeks
15:49I thought I'd pay you back with one how did you walk with the cane and the two coffees why
15:59are you
15:59suspicious because it's either that or except the fact that you've done something nice and then I
16:03have to deal with the horsemen and the rain of fire and the end of days you think I spat
16:08in yours or
16:09worse I stacked them
16:35what do you think of me hiring a nutritionist instead of a neurologist sound almost the same
16:40I take it you've met a hot nutritionist don't cheapen this we had an in-depth conversation
16:45about proteins and fats I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum you asked for a date
16:53while your finger was in her boyfriend got a number no no no way
17:01this is an employment application she doesn't want to go out with you she's looking for a job
17:06oh god she's 26 would the wisdom of a much younger woman
17:15have you spoken to Foreman several times we laugh you're gonna lose him and that will
17:21be depressing it will only make me appreciate all the good things that I do have
17:31macular biopsy was negative which means you're wrong there's no compliment factor h deficiency
17:35most likely cause of altering blood flow in the brain is a clot or a tumor we can roll out
17:40a
17:40clotting issue because she has a bleeding issue which means we should be looking for a tumor
17:43I think there's an infection just because the cells in her eye aren't dead yet doesn't mean
17:49they're working so why did we do the test because if it had been positive it would have proved I
17:54was
17:54right but negative doesn't prove you wrong that's the beauty of the test she needs an MRI of her brain
18:01absolutely as long as you're scanning you mind having a boo for an abscess or something caused by an
18:19infection I didn't expect house to beg me to stay but it seems like he's in a better mood since
18:23I quit
18:25nothing in the axial view
18:29you haven't asked me why I'm leaving I figured you'd tell me when you wanted to
18:35I don't want to be like him you're not a jerk thank you I mean sometimes you are but I
18:44don't
18:45think we can pin that on house and you're a better doctor than when you came through the door
18:49better some things worse than others again not house's fault it's a job supposed to take the
18:56good and leave the bad it's easier for you why because you think I need to toughen up you think
19:04I'm weak yeah see I am a jerk I gotta get out of here
19:16what's wrong Addy my head hurts
19:21brain's clean no tumor and no abscess
19:24all wrong
19:26my head
19:33my head
19:43grody
19:43looks like massive tissue death
19:46who cares
19:47my head blew up how cool is that
19:49it's not pussy
19:50meaning you don't think it's an infection
19:52and you'd be right if you weren't wrong
19:55here we go again
19:56she's got infections that come and go which means
19:58it means it has to be something else
20:00good guess but no
20:02it's either she's got a leprechaun in her colon
20:05she's playing with the doggy door
20:07letting bacteria in and out
20:08or she's got complement factor H deficiency
20:11are you enjoying this?
20:12I'm saving a woman's life
20:13I'm saving a woman's life?
20:16actually I'm diagnosing her
20:17technically I'm diagnosing her with something that's gonna kill her
20:20but other than that I am saving her life
20:22an autoimmune problem makes more sense
20:25you can't explain transudated pleural effusion
20:27with giant cell arthritis
20:29you need three whiteboards and a hundred different colored markers
20:32no it's much more likely she has an invisible protein
20:35that allowed bacteria to arbitrarily invade her lungs
20:38then arbitrarily invade her pleura
20:40then arbitrarily jump into her head
20:42if it's autoimmune she can live
20:44but we have to give her steroids now
20:46before her heart ruptures
20:47if you're wrong
20:48then you give her steroids
20:49she dies
20:50now
20:53foreman
20:53you wanna run down on how it feels to go with your gut and kill a person?
20:57you can get into the hole
20:58spiraling out of control
20:59self-doubt
21:01resigning thing
21:04do it
21:06the worst that can happen is you quit
21:11Cameron
21:12you wanna explain to the parents
21:14why you'll be holding path all this while he's doing it
21:16so if her heart goes boom
21:17it'll boom right away
21:27she really has to be awake for this?
21:29if there's a problem
21:30she could tell us what she feels
21:35relax
21:37we're scared
21:38I don't want you to be scared
21:40and get better
21:42okay sweetie
21:43we love you
21:48I'm sorry
21:54ready?
21:57ready
21:58ready
21:58ready
22:27my patient's about to have a heart attack
22:29it's gonna be massive
22:30oh well that's too bad
22:31because I just got tickets to a stroke on the third floor
22:34have you had a conversation with Foreman?
22:38give me a favor
22:39you haven't
22:40because then you would have to confront your own emotions
22:42is bile an emotion?
22:44it's like I can definitely feel something here
22:46give me some licorice
22:47this is gonna be the best heart attack of all time
22:54oh wait wait wait
22:55she's gonna shock her
23:13there's always tomorrow
23:28you wanted to see me?
23:34pretty sure the label is shrink
23:37are you really gonna leave?
23:38where are you going?
23:39you light up interviews yet?
23:40I'm not sure
23:41you're pissed at house
23:42I get it
23:43you're symbolicating killing him
23:46symbolicating?
23:47what?
23:48symbolicalating
23:48gosh that's a hard word
23:50are you okay?
23:51hey
23:51I'm not the one
23:52I'm not the one
23:53I'm not the one
23:54pretending to kill someone
23:55what would it take for you to stay?
23:56is it money?
23:57he wants you to stay
23:58he said that?
23:59if I said he said that
24:00would that make a difference?
24:01are you sure you're okay?
24:03nope
24:05I'm leaving now
24:08I'm late for a breast thing
24:09you know he wants you
24:11you know he's good
24:12you know he can make you good
24:13I don't know what I'm saying
24:14you don't
24:15I don't
24:15you know what I'm saying
24:16and you know I'm right
24:16I gotta go
24:19sorry it took me so long to get down here
24:20I'm Dr. Wilson
24:21I guess Dr. Stein's gone
24:22don't worry about it
24:23I'll talk to him when we're done
24:24Dr. Stein said they're probably calcium deposits
24:27well with your medical history
24:28you don't want to take any chances
24:31I can't seem to put on my gloves today
24:33it's weird
24:37okay
24:38well that's fine
24:39one's enough
24:39well let's have a look
24:43you sure talk fast
24:45this is nothing
24:45you just see me when we're busy
24:48I just winked at you
24:49I just
24:50I've never winked at a patient in my life
24:51I have no idea
24:52I am so sorry
24:53I have no idea what I was thinking
24:54it's okay
24:54no it's not
24:55I was hitting on you
24:55I mean I wasn't
24:56I wasn't consciously hitting on you
24:57but I'm
24:57but you
24:58what else could you think
24:59that you were being reassuring
25:00yeah that wouldn't make sense
25:01on the other hand
25:02I feel like my heart's gonna explode
25:05are you okay
25:07I feel a little sweaty
25:08am I sweating
25:09yeah
25:10is something wrong
25:11I can't
25:12I can't
25:13I put on gloves to do a breast exam
25:14perfect
25:15sorry
25:23it's 185
25:25185
25:27185
25:30excuse me
25:31I have to go kill someone
25:35you dosed me
25:38yes
25:39I did
25:40but only because you didn't trust me
25:41your best friend
25:42you could have killed me
25:43amphetamines are gonna kill you
25:45you don't know my medical history
25:47I could have
25:50you could have given me a heart attack
25:51a heart attack is not gonna kill you
25:53you were in a hospital
25:54aha
25:54you yawned
25:56aha
25:57you tried to kill me
25:59I put you on uppers
26:00and you still yawned
26:01means it's a symptom
26:02of being a big fat liar
26:05yawning is a side effect
26:06of some antidepressants
26:07apparently the ones you're on
26:08I'm not on antidepressants
26:10I'm on speed
26:12that means it's a symptom
26:13of a cerebral tumor
26:14you got six weeks to live
26:16Mr. Well Adjusted
26:18is as messed up as the rest of us
26:20well why would you keep that a secret
26:21are you ashamed
26:22recognizing how pathetic your life is
26:24it's not a secret
26:25house
26:25it's
26:26it's
26:28it's personal
26:29how long has it been personal
26:31it's personal
26:31yawning's recent
26:33so either you just started
26:34or you changed prescription
26:35this is why I take them
26:36they're antidepressants
26:38not anti-annoyance
26:39you'd think this would naturally
26:40come up in conversation
26:41oh don't act hurt
26:42you don't care
26:43on one of those occasions
26:44when you're pompously lecturing me
26:46on what to do to fix my life
26:47you wouldn't take them
26:48you'd rather OD on Vicodin
26:50or stick electrodes in your head
26:51because you could say
26:52you did it to get high
26:52the only reason to take antidepressants
26:54is because you're depressed
26:56you
26:56you have to admit that you're depressed
26:58gimme
27:00are you going to admit that
27:02nope
27:02i'm going to prove that i'm not depressed
27:08well i can't give you my prescription
27:10you've got to meet with a psychiatrist
27:12you
27:12you need a whole workup
27:15get me a Vicodin so i don't stroke
27:29i wouldn't drink that
27:33i like her
27:37i like you
27:40i like you
28:18Yes, why didn't you pick up the phone?
28:21You've been calling.
28:22I was sleeping.
28:29What did you do?
28:32Nothing.
28:33This is how regular people look when you wake them up.
28:38Chase was wrong.
28:40Eddie's kidneys shut down.
28:53Hemolytic uremic syndrome shut down Eddie's kidneys.
28:55Peripheral smear of red cells had schistocytes.
28:58Huh.
29:00H.E.S. is usually caused by an infection.
29:02Or a protein deficiency.
29:04What a coincidence.
29:06I know a patient with an infection and a protein deficiency.
29:09You think it's possible there's a connection?
29:11I want to hear you say it, Chase.
29:14It will please me.
29:15Doesn't mean you're right.
29:16You predicted cardiac arrest.
29:17Instant cardiac arrest.
29:19There were only two choices.
29:21Since yours was wrong, mine must have been right.
29:23Either that or we missed the leprechaun.
29:25If you're right, there's nothing to be done.
29:26The steroid treatment we gave her means when the next infection hits, it'll hit hard.
29:30Liver failure, cardiac arrest.
29:32On the bright side, it confirms my diagnosis.
29:38Don't you see how incredible this call was?
29:41A protein deficiency.
29:42Can't be tested, can't be seen.
29:44I called it based on coughing blood.
29:47You're happy about this.
29:48She's going to die.
29:50That's not my fault.
29:51She's going to die anyway.
29:53Now, thanks to me, at least she'll know why.
29:56I'm sure you'll see that gratitude in her eyes when you tell her.
29:59I'm not telling her.
30:00I'm not telling her.
30:02No one's telling her.
30:03Not until we're sure I'm right.
30:04But we're going to wait for her to stroke or have a heart attack to confirm before we tell her.
30:09Seems like the humane approach.
30:43Extra hard.
30:44Really big gun.
30:44Fantastic.
30:54Her heart went into V-fib.
30:57Brought her back.
30:58Barely.
31:00Congratulations.
31:01You have your confirmation.
31:12What's her name?
31:16Who, the co-ed?
31:17Sure.
31:21Dead sophomore girl.
31:23You know her father's name?
31:25Dad.
31:26Her mother's name is Mommy.
31:28Ben and Jody are about to lose their only daughter, Addie.
31:32You think you're going to give a crap if I know their names?
31:34Five years from now, when the father's looking at photographs of his daughter graduating from high school,
31:39you're not going to remember the nice black doctor who called them by their first name.
31:46You don't want to quit.
31:50You're saying you don't want me to quit?
31:52It didn't sound like I said that.
31:55I'm saying that suddenly you're trying to turn me into a kinder, gentler ass.
31:59Because you know who you are.
32:02You think if you can make me decent and caring, then maybe there's a hope for her.
32:06You are about to tell a girl she's dying, and you think it's about you.
32:12God, I hope I'm not you.
32:14God, I hope I'm not you.
32:33I'm sorry.
32:39Addie, you're dying.
32:43Are you sure?
32:45Yes.
32:47Your infections will get worse.
32:49The toxins will spill into your blood.
32:52How long?
32:54Two days.
32:55Maybe less.
32:57You have a condition called...
32:58It doesn't matter.
33:01It's a very rare protein deficiency that only manifests...
33:05I don't want to hear it.
33:32It's what's killing you.
33:33This is what's killing you.
33:35You're not interested in what's killing you?
33:37Will that make any difference?
33:39Will I live any longer?
33:40Please, could you just leave?
33:42What's the point of living without curiosity?
33:45Without craving the...
33:46So, I'm scrying out my last few hours because I won't listen to you.
33:51Get out of here.
33:52This is like the dark matter in the universe.
33:57You're smiling.
33:59No, I'm not.
34:01You can only diagnose a problem by looking at what's...
34:07Missing.
34:12Oh, God.
34:15I have to go.
34:2319-year-old didn't want to hear the coolest explanation of why she's going to die.
34:28Begged me to shut up.
34:30If you can't shut up, at least talk quietly.
34:33Amphetamine withdraws a bitch.
34:35She thought that I was happy.
34:41You were happy.
34:42No.
34:42I was hazy.
34:44And I don't get hazy on Vicodin or anything else I throw down.
34:48Which means I was throwing down something I didn't know I was throwing down.
34:51Which got me to wondering, why didn't you give me those happy pills?
34:54I told you, you got to be checked out by...
34:56No, you just didn't want me double dosing.
35:01You dosed me.
35:03Those coffees...
35:04They worked.
35:05You've been smiling, relaxed, happy.
35:08A dying girl thought I was happy.
35:10A moron thought I was happy.
35:12Who the hell doesn't want to know why she's dying?
35:14House was happy.
35:16Hazy.
35:16Happy.
35:17Hazy!
35:17Oh, right.
35:18A dying girl mistook hazy for happy.
35:21Because dying people see happiness everywhere.
35:23She's miserable.
35:24She wasn't miserable.
35:25Of course she was miserable.
35:26You just told her she's...
35:27She was no different than she'd ever been.
35:32She was no different than she'd ever been.
35:38Oh, God.
35:40I gotta go.
35:50Need a minute with your daughter.
35:51Doctor House, get out of here before...
35:54She's gonna live.
35:55Is that a help?
35:57Now get out.
35:58Are you jerking us around?
35:59Get out.
36:11You...
36:12have got leprechauns in ya.
36:16Depression manifests in lots of different ways.
36:20Some people can't get out of bed all day.
36:23Others have serial relationships and become oncologists.
36:28I'm dying.
36:29I'm not depressed.
36:30Wrong and wrong.
36:32You tried to kill yourself by throwing down kitchen cleanser.
36:37Now most normal suicidal morons would have just drank the stuff.
36:42Burned the hell out of their mouth and throat.
36:44Painful.
36:45But not deadly.
36:46But being a college educated suicidal moron.
36:49You wrapped it in gel caps or gum.
36:52Which left no tricks.
36:54But burned a hole in your intestine.
36:55But the body can repair almost anything.
36:59Which is cool.
37:00In your case, scar tissue closed up the hole.
37:03But it also formed a bridge between the vein and an artery.
37:08Veins are supposed to help the intestine flush bacteria away.
37:11But the bridge allowed the bacteria at the entrance of the artery.
37:15Where they got a free ride everywhere.
37:17Where?
37:22Can you fix me?
37:27Surgery to fix the bridge will take about two hours.
37:32Psychotherapy is going to take a little longer.
37:39Why'd you do it?
37:45I don't know.
37:49I've just never been happy.
37:58Please don't tell my parents.
38:01They'll blame themselves and it's not their fault.
38:04Please, you can't help them.
38:11Technically, all you have to do is promise me that you won't do it again.
38:16And legally, I can't tell them.
38:25I promise.
38:26Yeah, I promise.
38:28Yeah, I'm sure.
38:30I promise.
39:05We can't thank you.
39:07Your daughter tried to kill herself.
39:11That's why she's here.
39:15Legally, I'm supposed to keep that between me and her.
39:17Just makes sense.
39:18She's obviously an adult.
39:20Capable of her own well-reasoned decisions.
39:25You're sure?
39:27If she doesn't die in the next couple of hours, yeah, I'm right.
39:33How could she hide this?
39:37Everyone has secrets.
39:42We'll take care of her.
39:44Figure it out.
39:47We'll make her happy.
39:49We'll get her into therapy.
39:55Might want to try some meds, too.
40:02Can we call you?
40:05If we have any questions.
40:08No.
40:18What's up?
40:19Nothing.
40:21You wanted to see me?
40:22Yeah.
40:25House's patient?
40:27Yeah.
40:27The one that would have died if not for him.
40:31Subtle.
40:32Thanks.
40:37You're really scared you'll turn into him.
40:40Don't tell me I'm better than him.
40:41Don't tell me take the good, leave the bad.
40:43Cameron already tried.
40:46I'm telling you, there are worse things to turn into.
40:53It's not worth it.
41:18I didn't think you were going to show.
41:20I'm sorry.
41:22I'm sorry.
41:22Surgery went a little late.
41:25So you really think I have all the necessary qualifications?
41:29I can't discuss this with a dry mouth.
41:32What do you got there?
41:34Peppermint tea.
41:36I'm going to have a mug of peppermint tea, please.
41:43This isn't a job interview, is it?
41:47Some kind of interview.
41:50You're judging me.
41:51I'm judging you.
41:52You have the upper hand.
41:54I don't know anything about you.
42:00I'm on antidepressants.
42:02Because a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable.
42:04I don't like them.
42:05They make me hazy.
42:06I eat meat.
42:08I like drugs.
42:09And I'm not always faithful to the women I date.
42:14You don't seem depressed.
42:17Do you do realize you just skipped over several deep character flaws
42:21that most women would run screaming from?
42:23You told the truth.
42:25Yeah.
42:26I don't always do that either.
42:30Well, how miserable can you be saving lives,
42:33sleeping around and doing drugs?
42:37Were you on the debating team in high school?
42:40I did.
42:45Also, I hate tea.
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