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00:06This bagel's as hard as a hockey puck.
00:08And don't eat it.
00:09Used to be a full breakfast service.
00:11They're trying to starve us.
00:12You worried about food?
00:14No, I'm worried about what the food represents.
00:16I got seven scenes to shoot today
00:18on half of what we used to spend.
00:19We're going through a recession.
00:21It is what it is.
00:22But nobody's gonna bail us out.
00:23Free content everywhere, DVD sales in the toilet.
00:27Now the back office bean counters
00:28are vetoing half my ideas.
00:30We're gonna make it about the performances.
00:34You okay?
00:35I've got a bit of a headache.
00:36If you need an IV pro, then...
00:37We need you to put your game face on, right?
00:39Screw the bagel, screw the set, screw the wardrobe.
00:41Do you have any idea how lucky we are?
00:43We get to do something we like,
00:45we get to touch people's lives,
00:46and we get paid for it.
00:48Let's make a movie.
00:50Hey.
00:57Roll camera.
01:01And...
01:02Action.
01:09Ah.
01:11Oh, what's wrong?
01:12Ah.
01:13My eyes.
01:14I feel like they're exploding.
01:17All right.
01:18Turn off that damn light.
01:20Get an ambulance.
01:22Now.
01:24violence.
01:30Oh.
01:30How dare you?
01:43All right.
01:46That was funny.
01:47Oh, rat.
01:47Turn off that.
01:48I'm a jackpot.
01:48So, you've gotー.
01:49Go.
01:49So, you've gotー a...
01:50That and I love this.
01:50Yeah, you'll have fun.
02:00I'm going to be late for work.
02:02Then we'll be late.
02:08You took a patient's life.
02:09You lied about it for weeks.
02:11You broke who knows how many laws and oaths to cover it up.
02:15But I can live with it.
02:19We can get through it together.
02:25You have no idea what I've been living with
02:27and what it means to hear you say that.
02:30But we need to get away from Princeton Plainsboro.
02:36You can barely walk by the rooms where Dybala was treated.
02:40Why should we live with that hanging over our heads
02:44if there was ever a time to turn the page?
02:53Three-month-old with fever, incessant drooling,
02:56and chronic muscle weakness.
02:57Or porn actor Hank Hardwick, born Henry Lethkowitz,
03:02totally clean workup,
03:04collapsed on the job with extreme photophobia,
03:06or an infant as limp as a ragdoll.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Let's wait till Chase and Cameron get out of here.
03:11I have the feeling that I'll have a good sense to side with me.
03:13Doesn't matter who they side with.
03:14I'm still in charge.
03:15We're taking the limp three-month-old.
03:17Oh, good.
03:18You paged the limpness specialist.
03:26This envelope is oddly medical license-shaped.
03:31Congratulations.
03:37House is back in charge.
03:38We get to treat a porn star.
03:41Congratulations.
03:42Perfect timing for us.
03:44We're leaving the team and the hospital effective immediately.
03:49It's kind of sudden.
03:51Unless you've been circulating your resumes for a while.
03:53We're just starting to think about new jobs where we want to live.
03:56Moving, too.
03:58Interesting.
03:59Are you sure about this?
04:02Yes.
04:04Uh, we'll miss you.
04:06We'll miss all of you, too.
04:08We'll start clearing out our things.
04:10Thanks.
04:15Run an STD panel and a tox screen.
04:18Send a C-reactive protein to look for inflammation.
04:20And an ANA to screen for autoimmune.
04:22The rest of you take a history.
04:24And do an LP to rule out viral encephalitis.
04:27Oh, it's just you.
04:30Here's hoping you're good at multitasking.
04:35I get tested for STDs regularly.
04:37So is everyone I work with.
04:38Since I'm guessing you don't take their word for it.
04:41All right, I'm going to need you to lie on your side and put your knees to your chest.
04:46Any history of alcohol or substance abuse?
04:49My wife used to smoke a little pot, but I never touch the stuff.
04:53You're married?
04:55Happily.
04:56Two years now.
04:57She's happy you do, Porn.
04:59Very.
05:00And she does it, too.
05:03You ever get jealous when your wife's working?
05:06It's a job.
05:08Once you start letting your work life rule your home life, especially if you're in the same line of work,
05:12your relationship's going to be short.
05:14You're going to feel a little pressure.
05:16Any history of sexual abuse?
05:18I defy the cliche.
05:19Have you ever suffered a depression or psychosis?
05:22Save you some time.
05:23There's not a blotch on my medical record.
05:25Look, I know most of the people in my field are drug addicts with daddy issues, but I'm a nice
05:31Jewish boy from the burbs.
05:33I wasn't driven to this.
05:34I chose it.
05:36I believe in it.
05:37I actually think it's...
05:38Oh, my arms are killing me.
05:41It's like tetany.
05:42Your muscles are contracting.
05:43Need some McPardine in here.
05:45Oh, God.
05:47Jew with megalophallus, photophobia, and muscle spasm.
05:51Can you tell me which is the most unusual?
05:56Four candidates, three slots on the team.
05:59Need to know if you've still got your diagnostic chops.
06:01I leave this office by six every day.
06:04I have my weekends again.
06:05I recognize my wife again.
06:06Yeah, I agree.
06:07Does sound pretty dull.
06:08No wonder you want to work for me.
06:10Tox screen was clean.
06:11We ruled out viral encephalitis.
06:18The only obstacle to you coming back is your wife, which has never been that much of an obstacle to
06:24you.
06:30Maybe you're right.
06:33The only link between eye and muscle is the brain.
06:37Tumor.
06:38Seizure.
06:43Taub seems to think the link has to be the brain.
06:46But eye and muscle are governed by different parts of the patient's second favorite organ.
06:50Which means it's...
06:53A tie line was wonderful.
06:55Thanks for asking.
06:56Of course.
06:56Yes.
06:57It has to be multifocal.
06:59I have an interview with a community health clinic in two hours.
07:01Backup plan's fine.
07:03Taub's swinging for the fences.
07:04I suggest you don't divide your attention.
07:06Good point.
07:07I won't divide my attention then.
07:10Taub thinks it's a brain issue.
07:11Thirteen thinks it's multifocal.
07:13And neither of them wants to work here.
07:15Don't take their word for it.
07:16Taub's problem is his wife.
07:17Thirteen's problem is you.
07:19Chase and Cameron's problem is the dead African dictator.
07:21None of them has a problem with the work.
07:25Cerebral vasculitis would explain both the eye and arm findings.
07:28Steroids to treat.
07:30Brain angiogram to confirm.
07:31EMG and nerve biopsy while you're at it.
07:33I'll be at lunch.
07:35I'm going to hire all four.
07:37The five-person team seems unhealedly.
07:40Would you turn down?
07:43I'll have whatever he's buying.
07:45Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.
07:48There are a thousand people in the world who want to be on your staff, but you're going
07:52after the four who don't.
07:54They don't because their lives are irrelevantly and annoyingly complicated, which makes them
07:59confused, which makes them make poor decisions.
08:01And your life is simple.
08:02You went all the way up to the medical conference to cozy up to Cuddy.
08:06Instead, she's dating one of two people in the world you think of as a friend.
08:09There's no way that's not devastating.
08:11So I had an attraction of sorts.
08:13Yeah, the sort in which your imaginary tryst landed you in a mental hospital.
08:18And I got help.
08:20She got Lucas, who bought me a ginger ale.
08:23It's all fine.
08:24Which won't be true of my department unless I can figure out which doctor I'm not hiring.
08:29I suppose throwing yourself into your work isn't the worst thing you could do.
08:35What is the worst thing I could do?
08:39House thinks it's cerebral vasculitis.
08:41If you could just do the brain angio while I finish up the blood work.
08:43We're out the door.
08:44He's got me running every test and treatment by myself.
08:47Which is why you should be out the door, too.
08:48This is completely unreasonable, even for House.
08:52He owe me this.
09:02You really believe this is cerebral vasculitis?
09:04Could be.
09:07House wants to thread a catheter through his brain, which could cause a vasospasm.
09:11Give steroids, which could spread infection all over the place.
09:13Because it could be.
09:14Sounds like House.
09:16It could also be a severe vitamin D deficiency.
09:19He has a restrictive diet, works long hours indoors, became hypocalcemia, got tetanine and photophobia.
09:25You're saying I shouldn't do the angio?
09:27House ordered it.
09:28Foreman wants it.
09:28Of course we should do it.
09:29I'm just saying we're right to leave.
09:31You sure?
09:32Because right now I'd basically do anything you ask me.
09:35I'm not interested in guilting you.
09:37We're moving on.
09:41Right after I take the patient to the phototherapy suite, I'll ask him an ultraviolet light and
09:46IV vitamins for his severe vitamin D deficiency.
09:52Did you guys actually work together?
09:55We did it first, but now we like to keep our films pretty separate.
09:58So do you, uh, want you to work?
10:01We're both busy with our own stuff.
10:04Think what you want, but we're proud of what we do.
10:07Divorcing sex from all emotional content?
10:09Emotion is emotional and sex is mechanical.
10:12There doesn't really need to be any overlap.
10:14Certainly not in your world.
10:17We've helped a lot of couples by taking sex out of some deep, dark dungeon.
10:22Do what you want without some big moral comeuppance.
10:25You think you can escape the consequences, but you can't.
10:29You don't get to make your own rules and morals.
10:32Well, you're here to treat him, not lecture us about her.
10:36Hank, are you all right?
10:38Are you okay?
10:39Just a nice bleed.
10:44Inside his leg?
10:48T.C.O. hemortis.
10:49We were wrong.
10:50So was Foreman.
10:54Patient's blood won't clot.
10:56Back to square one.
10:57You were back in my office.
10:59So much for playing hard to get.
11:00We're just here to help Foreman.
11:03What's that?
11:04He's not without talent.
11:06UV rays made the patient's capillaries more fragile, hastening the onset of DIC.
11:10Sounds like sepsis.
11:11It isn't.
11:12No sign of shock.
11:13No dropping blood pressure.
11:14Can we turn that off?
11:15Right, because Cameron thinks pornography is evil.
11:17I don't care what he does.
11:19I don't care what you watch.
11:20I just think it's annoying that he pretends it's some beautiful life we should all be aspiring to.
11:25The shift points to bacteremia.
11:27No fever.
11:28Plus it wouldn't explain the spasmodic muscle contractions.
11:31The ball and change smacked you down.
11:34But widespread petechial rash, nervous system involvement.
11:38It's some kind of blood infection.
11:41Meningococcemia.
11:43Start the patient on heparin for the DIC.
11:45Broad spectrum antibiotics for the meningococcemia.
11:49Dr. Cameron.
11:53Chase is relaxed, at ease, in lockstep with you again.
11:57I guess he finally told you that he iced E.D. Amin Jr.
12:00Does that mean he can break the other nine commandments too?
12:02Taking the Lord's name in vain, sure.
12:04But coveting my neighbor's wife?
12:07Is she hot?
12:09I've forgiven him.
12:10Not for murder.
12:12Not you.
12:12Doesn't matter how evil Dybala was.
12:14By every conscience-hugging Mother Teresa-loving bone in your body,
12:18you should be leaving him.
12:19I'm not leaving with him.
12:21I thought your position was our leaving is a ruse.
12:23We're not talking about my position.
12:24We're talking about yours, which doesn't add up.
12:25Here's what doesn't add up.
12:26If you were serious about staffing your team,
12:28you would know exactly which three fellows you wanted.
12:31You plowed ahead with this case,
12:32even though you hadn't hired new fellows
12:34because you knew Foreman would ask Chase and me to help,
12:36giving you more time to blow up our marriage.
12:39I don't want that.
12:41But we'd be foolish not to plan ahead.
12:43A, my firing Chase was the only reason you left two years ago.
12:47B, when the full horror of his homicide hits you,
12:51your marriage will blow up.
12:52And Z, the only obstacle to you working here will be gone.
12:58Or maybe I skipped a couple of letters.
13:05Ninja coxemia spread person to person.
13:08Something you ought to think about next time you show up for work.
13:11It's okay.
13:13Your wife's not here.
13:15I'm just telling you what...
13:16You have to lecture me when she's around.
13:18I get it.
13:19But I can tell from all the questions you ask
13:21that you're more like me than you admit.
13:24I'm a guy.
13:25I look around every once in a while.
13:27But I love my wife.
13:28I love the fact that she's the only one that I'm intimate with.
13:31No part of you wants to just toss this rule book
13:34everyone's forced on you.
13:36No part of you wants a life of actual commitment.
13:39Is my relationship perfect?
13:41No.
13:42Am I ever horny when my wife has just had sex for nine hours?
13:46Yes.
13:48But we are committed to each other
13:49in every way that matters.
13:51In other words, you're committed
13:53except when you're not committed.
13:55It doesn't work so well if you have a conscience.
13:58Conscience?
13:59You mean that thing that kicks in
14:01when there's no logical reason to behave
14:03the way people want you to?
14:07What?
14:08You have a fever.
14:11Means the antibiotics aren't working.
14:16Mr. Takeyama.
14:18Yes.
14:19I'm really happy with what the last guy did with my eyes.
14:22But why would broad spectrum antibiotics
14:24be able to work on meningococcemia?
14:27If you'll excuse me, I've got a real patient.
14:29Mr.
14:31Hitler.
14:32Really?
14:33I had to do something to amuse myself
14:35while your receptionist fought with her boyfriend.
14:37Who's next?
14:38The guy who needs two decades' worth of corn chips
14:40hoovered out of his neck,
14:41or a guy who can't stand daylight
14:44and whose blood won't clot.
14:45You do the triage.
14:47Who's the jerk?
14:48Someone with zero chance of hiring me back.
14:51I told you, I'm content, home and at work.
14:54But you're not content with content.
14:56That's why you got sucked into those stock scams.
14:59That's why you cheated on the wife you love.
15:01At Bridge,
15:03my wife and I play a lot of bridge.
15:06That's why you worked on the case last time I was here.
15:08I gave you a theory,
15:09just like I'd help a guy who needs a Heimlich in a restaurant.
15:11And then I shut the door behind you.
15:13You'd knock over three other doctors to give it to him.
15:16Metaphorically speaking, you're a Heimlich addict.
15:17And you're an addiction addict.
15:19Right now, your drug of choice is your old team.
15:21And like any addict,
15:22you're trying to solve some other problem,
15:23and it's not gonna work.
15:24If you'll excuse me, I have you.
15:25You have a tight schedule of nose jobs and tummy tucks.
15:28Yes, I do nose jobs,
15:29just like the guy who came in here after a car crash
15:31couldn't even breathe through his...
15:39Antibiotics wouldn't work
15:40if his sinuses were infected and clogged.
15:42If there was a pocket of bacteria
15:44his blood vessels couldn't reach,
15:46you surgically drain his sinuses,
15:48the drugs will work.
15:50Nice.
15:52Tell me that didn't feel good.
15:55See you tomorrow.
15:58Not coming back.
16:08Looks like quite a trip.
16:14It was.
16:16House sent you to talk to me.
16:18No.
16:19And there's nothing to talk about.
16:21I don't want to work for him.
16:24You're a great doctor.
16:26House is right to watch you in the mix.
16:30You're saying this because you still have feelings for me
16:31and you want me to come back?
16:33I'm saying that shouldn't be an issue.
16:35Do you have feelings for me or not?
16:38I don't want our work life
16:39to have anything to do with our personal life.
16:41You couldn't keep them separate.
16:43And that's why our personal life doesn't exist.
16:48None of that has to be.
16:49I can't work with you.
16:53Actually, you can.
16:55I was the one who had the problem.
16:57I don't anymore.
17:07I owe you an apology.
17:10I was...
17:12I was...
17:14What were you wrong about?
17:16You spent weeks
17:18elaborately concealing the fact
17:20that you...
17:21crashed Daddy's car.
17:24And then you just confessed.
17:25It seemed idiotic.
17:27It's certain to end a disaster.
17:29Instead, you're riding off in the sunset together.
17:32Any theories on why?
17:33I assume you've already dismissed
17:35the she loves me theory?
17:37Possible.
17:38It would require the presupposition
17:40that everything she's done
17:41for the last six years
17:42has been completely inconsistent
17:43with her character.
17:44But, yeah, it's possible.
17:46Since we've already established,
17:47it's also possible that you're wrong.
17:49Or, there's another explanation.
17:51Since you don't have one,
17:53I'm going to keep looking for you.
17:59Let him dry in the back of the anesthetics.
18:01The sterile goes.
18:04Do you have any idea
18:05what's going on with House?
18:07Uh, he's trying to get
18:08his old fellows back.
18:09It's called stalking.
18:11I am way too busy
18:13to play officer of the court.
18:14That's a shame,
18:15since you're the one
18:15who triggered this.
18:18What do you see in Lucas, anyway?
18:20I don't see that
18:20it's any of your business.
18:22Did you think House
18:23wouldn't find out?
18:24You could have at least told me
18:25so I wouldn't have coached him
18:26on how to prove
18:26his worthiness to you.
18:27I know you're upset with me
18:29because I didn't choose
18:30to date your best friend.
18:32But I'm living my life.
18:34For the first time,
18:35I'm not going to change that
18:37because of how
18:38it might affect him.
18:39Or you.
18:48I feel like crap.
18:51Yeah, look,
18:51our relationship
18:52is going to be about House
18:53or it's going to be about us.
18:56I vote for it being about us.
18:58Well, House is going to make it
18:59about him for us.
19:00This is very insulting.
19:02You're apparently shocked by this,
19:04which means that you thought
19:05that there was some way
19:06that we could date,
19:07get married,
19:08have two kids,
19:09a dog,
19:09retired to Florida
19:10all without House finding out.
19:14Or you thought
19:15that we wouldn't date
19:15all that long.
19:17First means you're delusional.
19:19The second means I'm delusional.
19:21Technically,
19:21it could also mean
19:22you thought House had matured.
19:23Then we're back to
19:24your being...
19:25Shut up.
19:27You're right.
19:29I'm sorry.
19:31I'm also flattered.
19:33Yeah, because you acted
19:33all cool and everything
19:34with Wilson,
19:35but you feel comfortable
19:36enough with me
19:36that you can freak out.
19:38That's cool.
19:46Your sinuses are clear.
19:48The antibiotics
19:49should work this time.
19:51Why did you forgive me?
19:54I mean,
19:55I'm glad,
19:56I'm grateful,
19:57but I'm confused.
19:58You've been harder
19:59on the patient
20:00than you've been on me.
20:01Well,
20:01the difference between
20:02you and the patient
20:03is that
20:04you feel shame,
20:06guilt.
20:07that's how I know
20:08we're going to get
20:09through this.
20:11Oh,
20:13oh,
20:13my stomach.
20:15Oh,
20:16it really hurts.
20:18Oh,
20:19oh.
20:21This liver's failing.
20:25His lid is failing
20:26and his abdomen
20:26keeps filling with fluids,
20:27so...
20:28It's not meningococcemia.
20:29No matter how much
20:30you finish each other's sentences,
20:32don't count on being
20:33a diagnostic package deal.
20:36Patient's liver's not working.
20:37We don't have time
20:38for your little team stinks.
20:40Sometimes you're just
20:42wrong.
20:44Something genetic,
20:45something in his family history
20:46we overlooked?
20:47History and genetics
20:47are spotless.
20:48Plus,
20:48every time he had
20:49a bad cough as a kid,
20:50he went to a doctor.
20:51Clad skin tumor
20:51obstructing his bile ducts?
20:53No jaundice.
20:54Wouldn't have ocular effects.
20:55If his inflammation
20:55inside the bile channels
20:57sclerosing cholangitis...
20:58Would have stopped him
20:59from producing clotting proteins,
21:00damaged his blood cells,
21:01causing small strokes.
21:02Enough!
21:03Enough!
21:04Stop pummeling 13 and Taub.
21:08It fits.
21:10Prep the patient
21:11for an ERCP.
21:12See if there's any hope
21:13of opening these
21:13blocked bile channels.
21:14Tell him to start
21:15looking for a liver donor.
21:18Dr. Chase.
21:21Your turn.
21:23So what'd she say?
21:26She forgave me
21:27because I feel guilty.
21:30That works, too.
21:31And now you expect me
21:32to ask you
21:32what the two refers to?
21:34Only if you're interested.
21:36Only if you have doubts
21:38about her answer.
21:41She thinks that you don't
21:42have anything to feel
21:43guilty about
21:44because you didn't
21:45kill anybody.
21:46I did.
21:48She blames me
21:49for Dybala's murder,
21:50not you.
21:51You were barely
21:51involved in that case.
21:52She knows that.
21:53I created the big,
21:54bad, evil climate
21:55that allowed it to happen.
21:58You're wrong.
21:59Powerful counter-argument.
22:01Why are you doing this?
22:02Why are you trying
22:03to screw things up?
22:04You got the tense wrong.
22:07Things are already
22:08screwed up.
22:08Which is why you don't
22:10just want to work for me.
22:11You need to.
22:12The camera thinks
22:12you're my personal
22:13sock puppet.
22:14If you don't stay,
22:15it's going to be hard
22:16to prove you're not.
22:18I have to go.
22:31Last week,
22:32my cane could only
22:33do ten minutes.
22:38What are you doing here?
22:40Waiting for you
22:41to take a nap
22:41so I can surge
22:42into the lead.
22:47What's the best way
22:49to restore the liver
22:50in someone
22:50with sclerosing cholangitis?
22:52I'm not getting
22:52drawn into this.
22:53You already are.
22:54Because you crashed
22:55my workout?
22:56You're doing core training
22:57which improves balance,
22:59which staves off
23:00the most debilitating
23:01symptoms of Huntington's.
23:03You've ended
23:03your self-destructive streak.
23:05You want to do
23:06something significant.
23:07Something will last longer
23:09than the few years
23:09you have left.
23:12My team
23:13is your first
23:13best choice.
23:14And my first choice
23:15is the community
23:16health clinic
23:16I interviewed
23:17with yesterday.
23:19Absolutely,
23:19you should do that.
23:20Three hours a week.
23:22Every doctor should.
23:23Because every doctor can.
23:24But you don't want
23:25to be every doctor.
23:26Plus,
23:27on my team,
23:28you get to screw
23:29with Foreman.
23:30Every way,
23:31but literally.
23:32Why are you doing
23:32it this way?
23:34You're pretending
23:35to assume we're all
23:36coming back
23:37without actually
23:37asking us why.
23:39See,
23:39this is why
23:40you'd be miserable
23:40wiping noses
23:41in a clinic.
23:44You can't ask
23:45because you can't
23:46face the rejection.
23:48Why not?
23:48What's going on?
23:49Are you asking me
23:50to ask you?
23:51I'm saying you shouldn't.
23:52For your sake
23:53as well as mine.
23:56We don't know
23:57how much
23:58this chlorosing cholangitis
23:59has damaged your liver.
24:00It might be
24:01in a year,
24:02it might be in ten.
24:04But the odds are
24:05you're going to need
24:05a new one.
24:08And you should know,
24:10while no transclant
24:11committee will
24:11say this openly,
24:13they'll never grant
24:14an organ to someone
24:15working in your profession.
24:18You're saying
24:19I have to change jobs?
24:21You're medically
24:22advising me
24:23to change jobs?
24:25Hank,
24:25if you're too sick...
24:26She wants me to have
24:26some kind of
24:27religious conversion.
24:28She's practically
24:29salivating over it.
24:30I'm just being candid
24:31about...
24:31So you don't think
24:32I'm scum?
24:34Just some committee
24:34thinks I'm scum.
24:35That your lifestyle
24:36has risks.
24:37You work around
24:38more sick people
24:39and germs
24:39and blood than I do.
24:41I'm not going to
24:42live my life afraid
24:43like my parents did.
24:45Barely letting me
24:46play outside
24:46and God forbid
24:47that I get a scratch.
24:50I'll talk to him.
24:51He'll come down
24:52and realize
24:52that this is the end.
24:53No.
24:54No, I won't.
24:55Why does everyone
24:55want to dictate
24:56the way I live my life?
24:57Because the way
24:58we're living it
24:58is going to kill you.
25:05Passing the pancreatic duct.
25:08Don't listen to House.
25:10You have no idea
25:11what he said.
25:11I know that House
25:12is manipulative.
25:13I know that you're
25:14in a vulnerable state
25:15right now.
25:15And I know that Cameron
25:16wants your marriage
25:17to work.
25:18So do you.
25:19So don't listen
25:20to House.
25:21House doesn't make
25:22my decisions.
25:24I'm in the common
25:25bile duct.
25:27What's that mass?
25:28Gallstone?
25:30Can we magnify
25:31times five?
25:35That's not a gallstone.
25:38This liver's
25:39completely filled
25:40with worms.
25:42You have
25:43stronduloides,
25:44also known as
25:44threadworms.
25:45They disseminate it
25:46all over your body,
25:47causing all your symptoms.
25:48How'd I get a parasite?
25:49Most likely
25:50through sexual activity,
25:51but we can't be sure.
25:54And what's the treatment?
25:56Two mibinazole pills.
25:59That's it?
26:01You'll be fine.
26:02You'll live it too.
26:03Go back to your lives.
26:11You know this is
26:12the doctor's lounge.
26:14I know.
26:15It just seemed like
26:16the place to read
26:16doctor's notes.
26:18You are good at it,
26:20by the way.
26:22Why are you reading
26:23my charts?
26:25Because I'm worried
26:25about my girlfriend.
26:28Your girlfriend
26:30is a male porn star?
26:31Oh, no.
26:32I'm dating Lisa Cuddy.
26:33Seriously?
26:34Cool, huh?
26:35And if House
26:36doesn't have his team,
26:37that'll make her miserable,
26:38which will make me miserable.
26:39Which brings us to the fact
26:40that you have elevated
26:41noting to an art form.
26:44I see the connection.
26:45Oh, most doctors
26:46write 9 a.m.
26:46if they scrub in at 9
26:47or anything near it.
26:48You write 9.03
26:49and you make little notations
26:50when procedures are delayed.
26:53You're easily impressed.
26:55Well, yeah,
26:56I was
26:57till I saw that you
26:58had virtually stopped
26:59writing them
27:00about four weeks ago.
27:02Been busy.
27:02Got a backlog.
27:03Yeah,
27:04people with your level
27:05precision
27:06don't really
27:06just get
27:08backlogs.
27:10No one knows
27:11why you're leaving
27:12PPTH.
27:14Because it's personal.
27:16Oh,
27:16something happened.
27:17I mean,
27:17if you're leaving
27:18to get away
27:19from something
27:19that you did
27:19or she did
27:20or both of you did,
27:22I mean,
27:22emotionally,
27:23maybe you want
27:24to run away,
27:24but in my experience,
27:25if you're staring
27:26at a pit bull
27:27in some guy's
27:28backyard,
27:30you're better off
27:31staying right
27:31where you are.
27:32face the problem.
27:34That way,
27:35he can't bite you
27:35in the ass.
27:40Thanks for the
27:41folks,
27:41your wisdom.
27:44Hey,
27:45you got any dirt
27:46on any other three?
27:47It'd really help me out.
27:55I thought you said
27:56those two pills
27:56was all he needed.
27:57Once they're
27:57filling with fluid.
27:58I thought you didn't
27:58even get him on oxygen.
28:05Patients' lungs
28:06are severely compromised.
28:08Liver's still failing.
28:09Worms could easily
28:10have been a coincidence.
28:11It would almost be surprising
28:12if you didn't have them.
28:13Which means it could be
28:14a hematological problem
28:15plus cardiomyopathy?
28:17Nope.
28:18Neck veins are flat.
28:19Precordial exam was normal.
28:20What if it's a lymphoma?
28:22Peritoneal carcinomatosis
28:24explains a liver failure.
28:25Paraneoplastic syndrome
28:26explains everything else.
28:30lymphoma,
28:31it is.
28:32Brethren for chemo.
28:34Facts,
28:35Talvin 13.
28:36Latest update on the case.
28:41Seriously?
28:43Do you have as much
28:44right to know
28:44as anyone on the team?
28:45You either like
28:45the diagnosis
28:46or you don't.
28:47If you don't,
28:48we need to keep talking.
28:49If you do,
28:50you need to shut up.
28:51What we don't need
28:51is this stupid game.
29:02You're mad at House,
29:03but you're not mad at me.
29:04Do you want me
29:04to be mad at you?
29:06You blame House,
29:07not me.
29:08I am mad at House
29:09because he's an ass.
29:10And I am mad at you.
29:12I don't want to leave you.
29:13What I did
29:14may be the worst thing
29:15I ever did.
29:16It may be the best.
29:17I'm either a murderer
29:18or a guy who stopped
29:19a mass murderer.
29:20But I did it.
29:22Me.
29:23And even if it destroys me,
29:24I'd do it again today.
29:26You don't mean that.
29:27This isn't you.
29:28I'm not running away
29:29from what I did
29:30because you want
29:30to pretend I never did it.
29:35That's how you feel.
29:40Okay.
29:44This strategy
29:45is not completely working.
29:48All four of them
29:49want to work for me.
29:51All four of them
29:52have reasons
29:52is why they don't
29:53want to work for me.
29:54How do I get them
29:55to take one
29:55from column A
29:56and none from column B?
30:03Right.
30:05Right.
30:05By not saying anything,
30:06you're saying
30:07that the answer
30:07is inside me.
30:08The answer has nothing
30:09to do with the question.
30:10Well, and it's not
30:11technically the answer.
30:12Why do you need
30:13three of these doctors?
30:14Because I know
30:15they're good.
30:17Other doctors fall
30:18into the
30:18might-be-good category.
30:19It has nothing
30:20to do with them
30:21being good.
30:21You think they're idiots
30:22half the time,
30:23but they're comfortable.
30:24You feel abandoned
30:25by Cuddy,
30:25so you're reaching out
30:26to people you know
30:27for comfort.
30:29Oh, my God.
30:29You're right.
30:30I don't need doctors
30:31at all.
30:33I just need
30:34a good friend.
30:37Cuddy's right.
30:38Maybe.
30:38Just maybe.
30:39If I don't play along,
30:40you'll realize
30:40you can't solve
30:41a deeper problem
30:42with a surface solution.
30:45Would have been
30:45more profound
30:46if you hadn't said anything.
30:50You okay?
30:52Getting through it.
30:53It'll be a lot easier
30:54once you're two
30:55away from here.
30:56Yeah.
31:01He's pained blood.
31:03BP's rising.
31:04Harvey's up to 250.
31:05He's going into cardiac arrest.
31:10Charging.
31:11Clear.
31:12It's bleeding out.
31:13This body's completely
31:14giving out.
31:15Charging.
31:15Clear.
31:18We've got him stabilized,
31:20but no red cells,
31:20no white cells,
31:21practically no platelets either.
31:23I mean,
31:23Benazole can cause
31:24adverse effects,
31:25but nothing like this.
31:26He's been off them
31:27since yesterday, anyway.
31:30Long passes.
31:32Wild guesses.
31:33Anything.
31:34I've had to do a tourism.
31:36Could cause multi-organ failure.
31:38This thyroid hormone
31:38wasn't completely normal.
31:40Renal cell carcinoma.
31:41Renal ultrasound was clean.
31:43I'd say a leukemic leukemia.
31:45Marrow's not making enough normals.
31:47Ablate the patient's bone marrow.
31:49Find him a donor match.
31:51You want to nuke the patient's marrow?
31:53He had no evidence of being anemic
31:55or immune compromised
31:56when he was admitted.
31:57Perfect white count as well.
31:58Ablation could kill him
31:59or leave him defenseless
32:00against an infection
32:01that could.
32:02Well, then come up
32:03with something better.
32:09You may as well die
32:10while we're treating him.
32:14Okay with you
32:14if I bring the other candidates
32:16into the loop now.
32:21The risks are really minimal.
32:24We'll do a series
32:25of painless injections.
32:28Excuse me.
32:32The whole thing can be done
32:34as an outpatient.
32:51You're leaving
32:52at 11 a.m.?
32:54Trust me.
32:55The case is almost over.
32:57Foreman told me
32:58you're ablading the patient's marrow
33:00on a non-theory
33:01that Foreman himself was through.
33:03You're going to kill the patient.
33:07Is this about me and Lucas?
33:12I want alternatives
33:13to the patient.
33:14So do I.
33:25I want to be on the tank.
33:33I think that's going to
33:35save your marriage.
33:40I don't know.
33:45Four candidates,
33:46three spots.
33:49I've got a tough decision ahead of me.
34:13I want to be on the tank.
34:15Hi.
34:15Remi, this is Dr. Turner
34:17from the Pinsocket Free Clinic.
34:19We all loved meeting you.
34:21And well the job's yours.
34:22Call me back.
34:24Let's pick a start date.
34:27I don't know.
34:28I don't know.
34:30I don't know.
34:31I don't know.
34:40I want it to look natural.
34:42I mean, much younger, but natural.
34:45Can you get rid of the crow's feet altogether?
34:47Or is it better to leave a trace of them?
34:49I don't look old enough to have them anyway, do I?
34:52Absolutely.
34:53I do look old enough?
34:55No.
34:56What?
34:57I'm sorry.
34:59Hang on a second.
35:08Why are you here?
35:10Because I think we're wrong, which means something's going to go wrong.
35:16All right.
35:18Takayama here.
35:19It's me and 13.
35:20Stop the ablation.
35:24Because?
35:26Those threadworms.
35:27Why would his body have gone to hell just hours after they were gone?
35:29The worms weren't hurting him.
35:31They were helping him.
35:32He has extra intestinal Crohn's.
35:34He got it from being raised in too clean, too overprotective of an environment.
35:38It's the hygiene hypothesis.
35:39Why there's so much autoimmune disease in the developed world and almost none in the developing world.
35:44The worms were keeping the Crohn's in check, teaching his immune system what it should have learned from eating dirt
35:49growing up.
35:50Once you killed them, it started killing him.
35:52So his life of filth wasn't the problem, but clean living was.
35:59Let's start him on methylprednisolone.
36:01And some helmets.
36:04Worms.
36:05Cool, huh?
36:08Best out of three?
36:28I want to be on the team.
36:30Good news for your wife.
36:33Thanks for the sarcasm.
36:35I reorganized my life to spend more time with her.
36:38But apparently I don't love her as much as I thought.
36:41Or you love her more.
36:43This job gives you the thrill you used to find through philandering.
36:49Better to cheat with a beaker and an MRI than one of your platinum blonde plastic surgery patients.
36:57I'll let you know.
37:18I told House someone to work for him again.
37:22Stay on the team.
37:25You're always more into it than I was, more interested in diagnostics.
37:30Unless House was right about why you want out.
38:09If almost not saving his life means...
38:11You knew the diagnosis a long time ago.
38:13You risked another patient's life to bait your old team.
38:16Another one?
38:18You did kill Dybala.
38:20By playing God and teaching us to do the same.
38:23I taught you to think for yourselves.
38:25You don't even think of them as people.
38:26They're just lab rats for your little puzzles.
38:29You celebrate their humanity.
38:30I'd rather solve those little puzzles than save their lives.
38:33Motives do matter.
38:34Lives can't come second.
38:36If the patient is alive, that's what matters.
38:39Not to you.
38:40All you care about is that Talvin 13 fell for your game.
38:44You'll poison them just like you poisoned Chase.
38:48Your husband killed a patient and you're breaking out with me.
38:53You ruined him.
38:58So he can't even see right from wrong.
39:02Can't even see the sanctity of a human life anymore.
39:10I loved you.
39:12And I loved Chase.
39:16I'm sorry for you both.
39:19For who you become.
39:22Because...
39:24There's no way back for either of you.
39:55There's no way back for him.
39:56There's no way back for you.
40:31Any idea where I can get a great big mission accomplished banner?
40:38Got my sanity back, my license back, and now...
40:44You're kidding. All of them?
40:47Three out of four.
40:49It's almost as good as four out of five.
40:51Who was the...
40:52Cameron.
40:54Wow.
40:55I can't believe it.
40:56I mean, really.
40:58I can't...
41:00believe it.
41:03You were right, House.
41:05Good for you.
41:07Yeah, it is.
41:11She's broken up with Chase, and she's leaving the hospital.
41:14Still, three out of four ain't bad.
41:23Lookin' lost into the night, she's gonna lose this fight.
41:30He'll just say the job ran late, a solitary thing.
41:37Stop the drink, come wrinkled chin.
41:41And you're right, she's gonna lose this fight.
41:58But I'm so sorry.
42:02I'm so lucky.
42:02I'm so lucky.
42:02You're a star, you're a star.
42:08I'm so lucky.
42:09That's it.
42:09How's it?
42:10Ooh, somebody
42:15Ooh, somebody
42:24Where did you go?
42:28Ooh, I don't wanna know
42:31Where did you go?
42:35Ooh, I don't wanna know
42:38Where did you go?
42:42Ooh, I don't wanna know
42:48Ooh, I don't wanna know
42:55Ooh, I don't wanna know
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