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00:03You
00:23We almost done here
00:27I have to call my mother get my daughter call the hospital, so he didn't threaten it. No fight
00:36Sounds like yes
00:40Is there any indication that something would happen yeah every moment I spent with it
00:49It's always waiting for something to happen
00:53This
00:55And no idea where he is
01:02These domestic situations, it's not uncommon to get cold feet
01:07Are you asking me to file charges just give me the paperwork
01:11If Greg house steps foot in my hospital again comes anywhere near me. I want thrown in jail
01:44Is that okay?
01:53so we can use any of these yeah and just do whatever we want to her that's what they're there
02:01for hey we're just getting to the good part is there a good part is performance art that's
02:11afsun hamidi she's a genius she just won the macarthur legally proving it just had a retrospective
02:17at the tate modern nobody reads the new yorker nope but i subscribed to our patient file house you
02:24should relax you had surgery this morning minor surgery removing a drain put there during major
02:28surgery doctor says it's okay as long as i don't leave my hospital bed which doctor was that
02:33seuss or jay nurse dr harani wrote it in his chart
02:43i'm surprised you approved it i'm more surprised you actually asked
02:47i do things like that now i'm making some changes like skipping ahead to minute 37
03:03what is that paint thinner
03:15i'm not gonna watch a woman get set on fire philistine
03:25who's the guy with the notebook who can't decide what to do her assistant
03:29has been instructed not to intervene spoiler alert he does
03:38the herd is literally heartbreaking
03:44let the games begin arrhythmia a hematocrit and inconsistent our variability you forgot about
03:49the fourth symptom being completely crazy one man's crazy is another woman's art her work explores
03:54things like gender politics and self-image pressing issue shaving your entire body in public while
03:59wearing a monkey mask she saw her mom commit suicide and was abused by her stepdad for years
04:05see the crazy wasn't motivated well she took that pain and transformed it into art that's better than
04:09a lot of the alternatives i still vote for nuts we should run a resting state functional mri to look
04:14for increased activity in the dorsal nexus she's not nuts monkey master shaving medium really speaks to
04:19you what speaks to me is she's elevated being full of crap to a genuine art form and made a
04:26fortune doing it
04:27the people who pay 20 grand for one of her video stills on the other hand really do need their
04:31dorsal nexus i checked maybe the paint thinner set off an allergic reaction without bronco spasm there
04:36was a space heater next to her in the gallery
04:43carbon monoxide poisoning it fits put her in a hyperbaric chamber
05:00so
05:07lisa
05:09lisa cutty
05:11what's this about
05:13i'm sorry i'm jerry barrett i recognize you from the photos they barely do you justice
05:18the usual
05:20i'm friends with your sister she showed me your photos i i work with the bank across the street
05:24um julia's my client she wanted to set us up
05:31oh i'm afraid you have me mixed up with somebody else
05:34no i don't think so i've seen many pictures of you several times
05:39that didn't sound the way i i guess i just have one of those spaces it's nice to meet you
05:45yeah say hi to lisa cutty when you meet her in the office you share
05:52oh thank god the icu isn't being attacked by giant radioactive spiders did i text you that that
05:58was meant for my dream journal i wanted to return your stuff don't worry i didn't go awol i had
06:04my
06:05wife made to bring it over my sweater coffee mug half used bottle of lotion and a dvd of marley
06:15and me
06:15give me your thing for owen wilson i thought you might want those last two back asap i don't get
06:19it you masturbate to owen wilson i meant the box oh it's a symbolic gesture i want things to go
06:30back
06:30to the way they were before we started dating no more bad feelings or issues just work
06:37thanks for coming i haven't even spoken to you since you hurt yourself i was self-destructive
06:43it won't happen again and making changes i stopped doing stupid things great
06:53a smart thing to do would be to talk about why you did it if you don't understand i think
06:59i could
06:59avoid putting another hole in my leg without talking about my mother well i don't want to find
07:05out you're wrong by getting another phone call from you in a bloody bathtub i'm a big believer that the
07:09best way to get past the past is to shoot it in the head bury it in a deep pit
07:14and pour a lie on it
07:15just asking you to talk about it you owe me forget about saving your life you exposed my daughter to
07:22that
07:23obnoxious pirate cartoon bring me lunch tomorrow and you can plumb my depths
07:54i should have known the gallery wasn't ventilated enough and if it wasn't for you we'd be treating
07:59her for third degree burns too that was a mistake he shouldn't have interfered i told you i'm sorry
08:05i want to share your commitment but it's hard for me sometimes like when she read your love letters in
08:10the middle of the new museum yes i read the new yorker that was a year ago and uh where
08:17we're not
08:18together anymore seriously you weren't really gonna let that guy set you on fire he was just a
08:24plan to get the crowd going right if that's your interpretation i welcome it afsoon believes explaining
08:31her work limits its potential but between us he was real and a total dick no sane person would let
08:38themselves be burned alive for the sake of heart my work is meant to force the audience to break with
08:43rational and see things in a new way fine no sane person would let themselves be burned alive to break
08:50with the rational i feel
09:00luca hand me the oxygen mask behind you
09:07luca congratulations it's a gestational sack can't see anything necessarily i know i just figured
09:15this would help me process what's happening there's a lot we got to figure out you have almost eight
09:20months you're not having doubts are you no are you definitely not
09:28nice cozy home for little reuben
09:33it's a family name it's a sandwich named for my family
09:45it's just house
09:51i swear to god stay out of my personal life where's the downside here
09:54huh jerry is cute he's a senior vp he kite surfs in costa rica every winter and he loves his
10:01mother
10:02seasonally or was that just the kite surfing is this about house what
10:07like i secretly wish i could alter the laws of the universe change who we are and magically make it
10:14work
10:14out yes that's exactly what i'm asking my sarcasm indicated no no your sarcasm indicated you wanted
10:19to avoid actually saying anything look lisa
10:26all i know is you seem stuck and i don't like seeing me like that
10:33she got worse than the hyperbaric chamber it's not co poisoning i think we should consider
10:37infection and test the assistant i couldn't get his attention he was in a daze you think that's a
10:41symptom he's in love with her he's probably just overwhelmed couldn't decide what to do what's
10:45he been doing since she was admitted did he bring anything from the patient room to the treatment
10:51room few things handbag flowers stuffed elephant
10:57does she seem like the kind of woman who needs a stuffed animal
11:03who are you calling oh of course
11:10what are you wearing
11:13oh i can see what you're wearing go to her room
11:27go address the elephant in the room
11:42this is a nanny cam the reason luka couldn't decide what to do in the treatment room is the same
11:49as in the gallery he's been told not to intervene congratulations you've become her latest work of
11:55art
12:00it shouldn't have surprised us all her work is based on personal traumas she's had luka taking notes
12:05videotape her treatments collect things like sharps and bandages it'll all go into a gallery installation well
12:11then i guess as long as the exploitation is properly motivated it's all okay
12:19ultrasound showed a cyst on her pancreas why are you even discussing this case she lied to us
12:23it's opening us up to malpractice our practice opens us up to malpractice how do we know she's
12:29actually sick but being sick is a clue she would have let that guy set her on fire for the
12:32sake of
12:33her work you think she's scared of a little arrhythmia she probably huff paint them she would have let him
12:37set her on fire because of the honesty of her work faking an illness doesn't fit 13's right at
12:42least her conclusion was everything else was laughably wrong if the patient induced pancreatitis
12:46and heart attack she'd be suicidal exactly she's risking her life all the time exactly if she wanted
12:52to be dead she'd be dead a long time ago pretending to cheat death pays better than watercolors
12:56coxsackie b fits but do a spiral ct of her biliary tree to rule out gallstones
13:02fine i'll get the ct sure i'd be happy to come with you thanks for asking you're supposed to
13:08stay in bed doctor's orders if you really cared about me you wouldn't be so obvious when you
13:13scheme to prove me wrong you volunteered because you want to ct her lungs on her biliary tree you want
13:19to find fibrosis to prove your paint dinner theory if i don't come with you fail pretend you never tried
13:26i don't really have a choice then do i
13:52if i've seen your paycheck i probably shouldn't
13:58the canned beans aren't so bad was there cooked over an oil drum fire under a bridge
14:05the king of the hobos i fear dizzy
14:15pale aphoretic tachycardic bp 80 over 40. eternal bleeding
14:24get her out of here and scope her
14:37sorry colonoscopy didn't find the blaze so we're gonna live by your liver
14:41luca please we need to document everything
14:56and just below the celiac artery
15:00no blood could it be leaking into her thighs
15:04no swelling no asymmetry so where's the blood going
15:13why are you looking down there because i don't like beans
15:22you stood me up sorry should have scheduled my patients internal bleeding for thursday they're
15:27still playing the same petty passive aggressive games got you to go all the way to the second
15:32floor of a building you work in boy did i screw with you you said you were going to change
15:37check
15:38the sign says you got to treat me with intensive care i'm expressing my anger you should try it
15:42right now let's finally have our fight all we do is fight no all you've done is pull pranks or
15:49have
15:49temper tantrums with wilson never me marry mail-order prostitutes make me go to your wedding dominica
15:55is a licensed esthetician you cut open your own legs so all this was about you you don't think it
16:00was even related house we've never even had a conversation about our breakup you are obviously
16:05still angry at me and it's hurting both of us wow i didn't realize the incredible healing power
16:10of lunch i know one conversation isn't going to solve everything but it is a start
16:16it's a privacy curtain it wasn't working
16:22lunch at one tomorrow in the cafeteria you happy
16:33how many of those you had today i don't know is your mother a number patient is a fraud found
16:40a
16:40puncture in the dorsal vein of her left foot shooting up heroin wouldn't explain heroin
16:44she was injecting herself with her own red blood cells cause her heart issues and when her
16:48hematocrit evened out we mistook it for internal bleeding that must have been a very distinctively
16:51shaped and awfully talkative puncture for you to get all of that browser history on our laptop helped
16:57she was researching blood doping among other things
17:06she's researching me for months this isn't about creating art in the moment it's about you
17:11she sets you up
17:27he sent a uni over to his apartment in the hospital yeah he won't be there any ideas
17:35when you find him you're going to arrest him is there some reason you think i shouldn't
17:41knowing him he'll be in a bar he'll find one that matches how he feels inside
17:48it'll be the most dark depressing hole you can find in new jersey
17:56now you're just pissing me off i'm really sorry i i didn't know she researched you i had no idea
18:02she
18:02you don't know anything and why are you talking please don't take it out on luca i'll take it out
18:06on whoever i think will irritate you the most i thought you would understand someone who uses their
18:10work to deal with pain i didn't realize that search engines could look within the soul you're standing in
18:15front of me in a hospital gown what the hell was the point of this what personal trauma are you
18:20exploiting i'm sorry mining for its artistic potential my illness
18:27i did the blood doping to intrigue you but i was already ill wait you're really sick
18:36why me do you know what you have yes so tell him if i do there won't be any game
18:40for him and then
18:42there won't be any art for us why me i don't answer those questions
18:52you know there's a lot of games i could play don't involve dealing with narcissistic manipulative
18:57posers but this is a puzzle tailor made for you you don't know which of my symptoms are real which
19:04are fake which ones i'm not even telling you about i know that intrigues you
19:14do you really want to end it now
19:23no you want us to waste a bed on her you took an oath an oath to be cool
19:30at least that was the one i mumbled under my breath while everyone else was doing the boring one even
19:34if
19:34she is sick which i don't believe she also said she has a diagnosis so it's either just a lie
19:40or it's
19:40just a game so what i like the game it's fun we've got a blood culture check for parasites and
19:46bacteria
19:47this is the new house half the leg power twice the irresponsibility the new house is about making my
19:51life healthier never said anything about yours go get her blood
20:02i'll do it he's going through a tough patch right now if this is the distraction he needs to keep
20:07him in his hospital bed i'm sure it's better than any of the alternatives
20:12that was incredibly condescending did it work
20:27why do you keep ducking your wife's calls ex-wife i'm sure she just wants to congratulate you about
20:32knocking up a 22 year old nurse i haven't told her yet but you have told her you're not going
20:40to
20:40sleep with her anymore right now how are you planning on letting her know just invite her to the brist
20:48i'm trying to let her down easy rachel never wanted to have kids i don't want to hurt her feelings
20:52yeah you are all about feelings i've loved rachel for 20 years what if she never speaks to me again
21:01she's gonna find out better be from you can't cheat your way out of this one
21:14what is it oh just the nausea she said her back was hurting earlier what's the pain level on a
21:20scale
21:20of one to ten five how do we know we can take a word for it we can't fun huh
21:25roll on your side
21:31great turn aside we're done playing your pancreas is releasing corrosive enzymes it'll eat away at the
21:37surrounding organs but you must know that the doctor who diagnosed you would have said what will
21:42happen if you don't get treatment just tell them if you know what's wrong with you tell them so they
21:50can fix it how many projects have we done together you're always so worried have you ever gone wrong
22:03trusting me
22:08that pancreatic cyst we drained it's back and she doesn't care at all
22:14you think she actually is suicidal i would but how does she give herself the cysts
22:19tox screen was negative and there's no sign of trauma
22:27there's another explanation reason she didn't react isn't because she wants to die
22:33it's because she knows she can't do anything about it whatever she has is fatal
22:44did you narrow it down
22:48what are we doing here we're testing a theory
22:52it's based on some stuff you can't understand like rr variability and some stuff you can like the fact
22:58she shaved her head in an art piece four months ago that was a commentary on society's commentary
23:04on the fact that it was going to fall out anyway and she wanted to hide why
23:12cancer
23:14i are you sure about that
23:16see that tumorish thingamajig near her bring him a bob
23:25you getting this game's over i won primary cns lymphoma with associated perineoplastic syndrome
23:33is that really what it is
23:37yes
23:39four months ago i had some vision and balance problems and new york mercy diagnosed me
23:46the tumor was too close to the brain stem to cut out so they did a few rounds of radiation
23:53but it didn't work and they sent me home that was around the time you broke up with me we
23:58were
23:58having a fling it wouldn't have been fair to involve you i'm involved now
24:03you just didn't want to open up my mind was not clear then
24:09then you cleared it you realized you could use your death to make your magnum opus
24:15maybe you wanted to show that no one could cheat death even an entire team of doctors with unlimited
24:21resources or maybe your first doctors and treat you like a person a series of symptoms you wanted
24:28to recreate that depersonalization and i was the man to see
24:35if that was what i thought i don't any longer
24:40you spent time with me you took this personally
24:48no i didn't and i don't actually think your piece is about anything i think you just figured out that
24:55you're immortal you're just a bag of cells and a waste with an expiration date you wanted to act out
25:02you wanted people to notice maybe you prayed for a different answer this time
25:16i have a title for your piece it doesn't mean anything
25:34you're forging my name on prescriptions again no
25:40what you just said implies i stopped at some point 20 minutes ago i put a notice out to all
25:45local
25:45pharmacies to require verbal authorization before filling my prescriptions any idea how much extra
25:50work you've just given yourself you're not gonna last a week i've been dealing with this for years
25:54but it's over your liver your hearing never mind the fact that each script you write
25:59is a separate felony you will serve time so could i you've chosen this moment to give me crap about
26:05my biking use you filled this three days ago now it's almost half gone so is my leg it's a
26:10month
26:10supply the amount you're taking has nothing to do with physical pain okay so maybe i am trying to
26:17numb myself a little because i'm trying to change trying to stop being self-destructive so you can only
26:24handle not self-destructing by being self-destructive what do you want from me i don't know house but i'm
26:30worried about you i don't know how many times i can watch you cut off pieces of yourself now it's
26:34the
26:34icu next time it'll be the morgue you're miserable and you're angry and i want you to actually deal with
26:43that and not just try to medicate the issue away no you know what i feel right now i don't
26:54feel miserable
26:55or angry i don't feel good or bad i feel nothing it feels great
27:06what are you doing moving on in the direction of my house where i got some more pills
27:16you're discharging yourself against doctor's orders you've got to check that box
27:20i'm a doctor so technically wouldn't it be easier if you just check the box
27:46i'm going as soon as the nurse brings me something for my eczema
27:57i figured it was irritated by the pain thing it poured on me in the gallery does this mean something
28:04it's not eczema and it's not cancer
28:12it's reganus granulomatosis biopsy confirmed that what you thought was eczema was actually
28:16swelling of the blood vessels in your skin it also explains the pancreatitis and the mass in your
28:22brain and it's treatable um what's the treatment well you could do steroids alone to shrink the growth
28:34in your brain but it's much better to add another cause of radiation radiation on my brain but it
28:41made me fuzzy last time it was harder to work i'm still slowed down from it
28:49and it would get worse but you know dying can also do a number on your ability to think
28:57i'm sorry i can't do the radiation
29:05they just said it was a better treatment it could save your life my life's not worth
29:12anything if i can't do my art you have friends people who care about you
29:21this is my brain my work and my life you have more
29:28this is not some great performance piece anymore
29:34this is just crazy
29:39i'm sorry
29:46i can't watch you die
29:51not when you can save yourself
29:56goodbye have some
30:13good for you
30:26so
30:32why did i ever ban alcohol from the cafeteria
30:34uh before i forget there's a brush tortoiseshell handle natural bristles wasn't in the box
30:45if you could look for it
30:48like the lindberg baby
30:51you dating anyone
30:55we don't have to
30:56look it's just standard lunch conversation
30:58not for us
31:01okay well if you've gone over to the we don't talk about things side then
31:05i've got a pot roast in the oven
31:07no
31:09i haven't dated anyone since you
31:13well you know what they say
31:15once you go gimp
31:19we should talk about your leg
31:23you think i have unresolved issues
31:25and you are the unresolved issues
31:28yes
31:30but it's
31:32i think it's more than that
31:33it's your life
31:34your choices
31:35i did it to fix my life
31:37no wait
31:39no i did it because i'm a deeply unhappy person
31:43no i did it to get sympathy from you
31:45i did it to piss you off
31:47i did it because i'm not over you
31:49or i was over you when i was moving on
31:51i did it because i want to know what it's like
31:54not to be in pain
31:55i did it because i want to feel more pain
32:03whatever the reason
32:05it was a bad reason and a bad idea
32:07that's all that matters
32:09good lunch
32:18house
32:18talk to me
32:20i already did
32:21no you just parroted back what wilson and i've been saying to you for the last few days
32:25come on my way
32:26no
32:26oh you pulled a stitch
32:28house please just talk
32:30you want to know how i feel
32:39i feel hurt
32:51i know
32:58i'm sorry
33:04it's not your fault
33:20did i make the wrong choice
33:27five years
33:28five years
33:29through every opening
33:30every installation
33:32every day
33:33and every night
33:34he was there the whole time
33:36except the first time you were diagnosed
33:40you broke up with him
33:42and you had to go through all of that alone
33:47maybe that's the real reason you're doing this piece
33:49so that this time you can have him with you
33:53you still could
34:07hi
34:08um
34:10lisa cutty
34:11nice to meet you
34:13i'm sorry about the other day
34:15i uh
34:15there were some personal things going on in my life
34:17and i wasn't at my best
34:20well
34:21in retrospect my approach could uh
34:24come off as a little creepy
34:25no
34:27on a scale from one to creepy you are maybe
34:30mildly unnerving
34:45rage
34:47sorry i ducked your calls
34:49i keep making the same mistakes
34:51but at some point
34:52chris
34:53i'm pregnant
35:00i didn't expect that
35:10sorry
35:11just checking the stitches on my penis
35:15your leg okay
35:16it's healing
35:17good
35:18just came to grab the radiation therapy forms
35:20what
35:21off soon changed her mind
35:30get out
35:40you made a decision
35:42i changed my mind
35:44why
35:44because there are more important things than
35:47than what
35:47than your brain
35:48your abilities
35:50it's where everything comes from
35:52any meaning in your life
35:53any happiness
35:54not all happiness
35:55he's already left once
35:57he's gonna leave you again
35:58you don't need to depend on people who are gonna let you down
36:03if you do this
36:04you're a pathetic hypocrite
36:06you're saying that your whole life
36:08all your work up until him was a pointless
36:09why are you doing so
36:10why are you doing this
36:10why are you doing this
36:38why are you doing this
37:05House, I can hear your phone ringing.
37:29You all right?
37:31You go to lunch with Cuddy?
37:33Yeah.
37:35How was it?
37:37I mean, Pasta Arrabiata was cold.
37:43Why don't we get a drink?
37:45We can go to the sawmill.
38:04Cuddy's is on the way.
38:06I need to return this.
38:09You think she's going to have an emergency tangle?
38:12It was on my mind.
38:15I'm going to get it off.
38:25Want me to come?
38:27You think I'm going to get in trouble?
38:29I'm going to bring a hairbrush.
38:58I'm going to get a drink.
39:00Here we go.
39:37What just happened?
39:40Get out.
39:41What just happened?
39:44Get out.
39:52House, what are you mad about?
39:54Just let it out. You'll feel better.
41:58What do you think I should do today?
42:04I don't know. Go home?
42:09Not tonight.
42:12Cheers.
42:13When I'm with you, all my brothers, oh, I feel like a king.
42:23It feels like I'm dreaming.
42:27When that butt goes rattling through my veins.
42:32I know there's what matters.
42:39And I got nothing to lose, oh, I got nothing to lose, but darkness and shadows.
42:46I got nothing to lose, but bitterness and patterns.
42:51Let's get it.
42:51Know what?
42:55Yeah.
43:09I got nothing to lose.
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