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00:01What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal?
00:04What's up, baby?
00:05What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal?
00:09Seals tell the truth, but a sea lion's always lying.
00:12A sea lion has ears.
00:15Yeah, that's right. I forgot.
00:17I'll show you when we get to the zoo.
00:21Can we have pizza tonight?
00:23I'm not going to be here, Daisy.
00:26You're going back on the road, remember?
00:27He's only been here for two days.
00:30I'll be back in three weeks this time.
00:32Somebody help her!
00:35Seven seizures!
00:41Daddy, come back!
00:47Daddy!
00:53Lady, are you okay?
00:55Hey, come on, wake up!
00:57Come on, get up!
00:58Hey!
01:00Come on!
01:05Help me!
01:07Someone help me!
01:09Come on!
01:10Hurry up!
01:10Hurry up!
01:12Hurry up!
01:21Try it!
01:25Hurry up!
01:29Daddy!
01:31What did you guys work?
01:33Move the train! Move the train!
01:57Hey, man, are you okay?
02:02Yeah, I think so.
02:11Come on, let's get you out.
02:13Yeah, come on.
02:15You got it?
02:15Yeah, we got it.
02:18Hey, sweetie.
02:19I'm okay.
02:20Daddy?
02:58I found this case in the ER.
03:02White male, mid-30s, loss of consciousness, abnormal EKG, and he's the subway hero.
03:13Your enthusiasm is impressive.
03:15Wish I could say the same about your presentation.
03:18Everybody knows you lead with your most interesting symptom.
03:21You're right.
03:22EKG is more interesting than loss of consciousness, so I think we should do...
03:26She's still talking.
03:28Make it stop.
03:29House's worldview doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice.
03:33He's gonna count heroism as a symptom until proven otherwise.
03:35The guy did a wonderful thing.
03:37Can't we just take that at face value?
03:40You are adorable.
03:41Heroism does exist.
03:43What about the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson?
03:45Newsflash.
03:46That guy was already on the plane.
03:48For all we know, he'd have killed everyone else on board if he increased his chances.
03:52Faced with almost certain death, the normal person rides the pine.
03:55What about firefighters?
03:56The guys who undergo months of training to deny their own instincts for self-preservation.
04:00And the patient isn't a firefighter. He plays a bass in a band.
04:05So, humanity is apathetic and self-serving?
04:08Yeah.
04:09I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out.
04:12I always thought it was a fight or flight. Didn't know it was a fight or flight or fight.
04:16Laugh all you want. The other hundred people stayed on that platform.
04:19That's a normal response to danger.
04:21The coward has spoken.
04:23Our patient's problem is neurological.
04:25Sympathetic stimulation, stress to the brain, triggers a response in the heart.
04:28Go forth and look for masses in Clark Kent's limbic system.
04:36Seems like you're getting a bit of attention.
04:39Everyone keeps going out of their way asking me if I need anything.
04:42It's kind of nice.
04:45So, what happened out there?
04:47I don't really remember.
04:49It's just images, like flashes.
04:50I kind of went on autopilot.
04:52My memory doesn't go back into real time until I was in the ambulance.
04:55I read that's pretty common for people in life or death situations.
04:59Jack.
05:00Honey, this is my wife, Eva.
05:02Are you okay?
05:04Yeah, I'm fine. Just doing some tests.
05:07Hey, how's Daisy?
05:10She's not so good, actually.
05:13She watched her father jump in front of a train.
05:16She's still shaking. She can't stop crying.
05:18Why would you do that to her?
05:19He saved a woman's life.
05:21He could have died.
05:23Did you even think about your family?
05:27I need your advice.
05:30Dinner with your mom on Thursday.
05:34It's my birthday.
05:36I know.
05:37I'm definitely coming.
05:40Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong Film Festival.
05:43Ever since his breakup, he's been a mess.
05:45I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going.
05:46So maybe if you happen to see him, you could mention how important this is.
05:55You should go.
05:57What? I can't. It's your birthday.
06:00Oh, it's fine.
06:03It's sweet that you care about your friend.
06:05And frankly, as you will find out sooner or later, my mother is a handful.
06:12Go.
06:15I need your advice. This is a film festival.
06:19I have had these tickets for two months.
06:22Yeah, I know. I'm definitely coming.
06:25Okay.
06:26But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday and her mom's coming down.
06:30It's a whole dinner thing.
06:31And I thought maybe if you see her, you could mention how upset you've been.
06:37You have to go.
06:39Your girlfriend's birthday? It's not even a question.
06:42She has one every year. How often do you break up with the love of your life?
06:46Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still.
06:48I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.
06:56I'll definitely make this up to you.
07:02I'll take this in there for another defense. We'll see how they were spotted there.
07:05And down that over to Palmer. Powered forward, head for the jail.
07:10That was a nice place. He just got away with some of an illegal pig there for the rest of
07:14the scene.
07:16I'm just gonna put him up by six.
07:23Hey.
07:25Am I imagining things or did I see a billboard with your face on it on my way home tonight?
07:29Oh, was my whole face there? Because I just saw the nose.
07:32I thought you said they were taking a picture of a bunch of doctors together.
07:35They did. I have no idea how it ended up just me.
07:38Well, you are pretty cute.
07:44Flirting with me?
07:49Don't see anyone else in the room.
07:55What?
07:56I don't know.
07:58Things have been a little tense around here since the whole online boyfriend thing.
08:05Phil's not my boyfriend. I'm not the one with the problem.
08:08No, you're the one with feelings for someone else.
08:12You're still my husband.
08:16I still love you.
08:21And I want things to be okay between us.
08:27Also, you're a famous model now. That's pretty cool.
08:31Sexy, even.
08:44So, I advanced through the carotid bifurcation.
08:47Are you asking?
08:47Yes, I'm asking.
08:49I've only read how to do it.
08:51Practice is different than theory.
08:54Just tell me how to do it.
08:55You're going to inject dye just past the take of the optic artery.
08:58Right. Now?
09:02His BPs going up.
09:04The procedure is stressing his body.
09:06Well, what do I do?
09:07Hold on a minute.
09:08Just give him a chance to regain equilibrium.
09:12BP's up. Heart rate's 180.
09:13What should I do?
09:14Give me the catheter. Get the crash car.
09:18It's a cardiac arrest.
09:21Maybe a second time will go better.
09:26So, finally know what Todd would look like if he were life size.
09:31Can we go back to the office now?
09:33Are you kidding? We've got a differential to run.
09:36Cardiac arrhythmia.
09:37That poster got me laid when I got home last night.
09:39So, do your worst.
09:41Arrhythmia proves I was right.
09:42Jack's problem is his heart, not his brain.
09:45So, when you're not on a billboard, you sleep with nurses.
09:48But when you are, you sleep with your wife.
09:50I think you got that backwards.
09:51It's my elbow in the corner.
09:53What's your wife doing later?
09:54Huh. They chose you and cut out Chase?
09:57Apparently, marketing thinks my face is the most trustworthy.
10:01For real?
10:02Both of our patients' cardiac incidents happened after physical stress.
10:06I'm guessing vasovagal syncope?
10:09Buzzkill.
10:09Vasovagal syncope would manifest at a much younger age.
10:12Could be drugs.
10:13Talk screen was clean.
10:14What about autonomic nervous system dysfunction?
10:16Could cause arrhythmia and fainting.
10:25Inappropriate.
10:26I mean, this is the Jew thing.
10:30Autonomic nervous system dysfunction.
10:32I like it.
10:33Let's biopsy his pituitary gland.
10:35Adrenal venous sampling makes more sense, and it is a less invasive procedure.
10:39Which you don't care about because you just want to check the pituitary because you still think there's something wrong
10:44with the guy's brain?
10:46Can't fool you.
10:47Can't fool you.
10:47He has no other symptoms for pituitary disease.
10:50We can't stick a needle in his brain because you don't believe in heroism.
10:53Fine.
10:53Do it your way.
10:54We'll waste half a day, but I'm sure he's in no hurry to get better.
10:58The autonomic nervous system controls involuntary actions like your heartbeat.
11:03If we're right, it's manageable, but we'll progress.
11:06Do you think we can consult with him?
11:12I didn't know you knew Dr. Taub.
11:15I don't.
11:17You saw the ads.
11:18Look, no offence, but you were wrong yesterday.
11:21And they wouldn't have made him the face of the hospital if he weren't really good, right?
11:32Dr. Taub.
11:34Dr. Taub.
11:36The patient would like to see you.
11:45How can I help?
12:10I forgot.
12:12You guys talk.
12:14Look, no offence to either of you, but dinner with your mom.
12:17Come on, I have to act like a decent human being.
12:21And you know what a strain that puts on me.
12:23And you, ever since you broke up with Sam, you've done nothing but mope and whine.
12:27It's an unbelievable bummer.
12:28And just what is so exciting, you have to blow off both of us to do it.
12:36I just want to sit on my couch, in my underwear, drink scotch, and watch The Real Housewives of New
12:42Jersey.
12:42By myself. I just want one night off.
12:45Is that so much they ask?
12:47Yes.
12:47Yes.
12:49You have to choose one of us.
12:53I choose Wilson.
12:56Good.
12:57Because he's coming to my birthday dinner.
13:03I do not whine.
13:11Jack's not exactly the hero type.
13:15He started this band in college.
13:18They gig around the country looking for their big break.
13:22It's been 16 years.
13:24That must be hard on you and Daisy.
13:25It's like I'm a single parent.
13:32I love him so much.
13:37But I'm at the end of my rope.
13:42What Jack did yesterday was so incredible.
13:45Our boss assumed his illness had something to do with his behavior.
13:49But if that's not the case, there's more to him than you think.
14:01You think Taub really comes across as the most trustworthy doctor here?
14:06I knew it was bugging you.
14:09They cut me out.
14:10You're a pretty boy.
14:11Works well with the ladies.
14:12Not so much with the patients.
14:14No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy.
14:17Well, I noticed they weren't exactly knocking down your door looking for Dr. Trustworthy.
14:20That's because I'm black.
14:22Cortisol levels look normal.
14:24But we were wrong.
14:25Well, Charles will interpret it as him being right.
14:27He's gonna make his biopsy the pituitary gland.
14:34Isn't he pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists?
14:38Eighty percent of the principal population is white.
14:41Some are racist, some aren't.
14:43White works for both demographics.
14:45So race is your excuse?
14:46Of the fact that you usually look like you're about to punch someone in the face?
14:52We're good.
14:53No two sets are dropping.
14:56She's not breathing.
14:57Suction.
15:05Sets are coming back.
15:08Mucous plug.
15:09That's weird.
15:14Who would in the lungs?
15:16In the mitis?
15:18It doesn't fit with anyone's theory.
15:23Our tests finally rule out the brain that leaves the heart and the lungs.
15:28Pneumonitis can be caused by bacteria, parasite, some kind of obstruction.
15:33Who's the girl on the tracks?
15:34New story said her name was Chloe Jeffries.
15:37Why does that matter?
15:38Because there's another reason besides being sick that he'd risk his life for a stranger.
15:42She's not a stranger.
15:45The damsel in distress is an epileptic.
15:47So we assumed she was having an epileptic seizure.
15:50But what if she wasn't?
15:51What if she's sick too?
15:52Jack is away a lot.
15:53On tour.
15:54What happens on the road stays on the road.
15:56The most likely cause of pneumonitis is infection.
15:58Shouldn't we be getting a sputum culture?
16:00There's no significant elevation of white blood cell count.
16:02It's more like toxic exposure.
16:04He's got a point.
16:05Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid than my assumption of his selflessness?
16:09Because my assumption is backed up by millions of men and Taub who cheated on their wives.
16:17Find the girl and the love nest.
16:19Every hero has his kryptonite.
16:24Hello?
16:25So we're breaking into this girl's apartment because House thinks that two people standing 30 feet apart on a subway
16:30platform have to be lovers.
16:32God, you're a drag today.
16:34Let me guess.
16:35Back to fighting with the wife?
16:36No.
16:37We had sex again last night.
16:39Twice.
16:40And again this morning.
16:42Aw.
16:44Rachel hasn't wanted this much intimacy in a long time.
16:49I don't think it's me she's hot for.
16:52It's this internet guy.
16:53She's just happy.
16:56And that's turning her on.
16:58So she's not cheating on you and you're getting all the action you can handle.
17:02I don't see the downside.
17:06What was Jack's band called?
17:09Suicide something.
17:11Suicide season.
17:12She does know him.
17:13Question is, how'd they get sick?
17:17Kryptonite.
17:23PKG is unremarkable.
17:25Thyroid, liver, and kidney function seems fine.
17:27You're perfectly healthy.
17:29I wish that you would take a second look.
17:31I'm tired all the time and when it's cold I get this weird pain in my shoulder.
17:36I have a pain in my leg.
17:38You don't hear me complaining.
17:40Except for just now.
17:43How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else?
17:48Probably all that pulling people back for the brink of death.
17:51It's just a guess.
17:53My own daughter is a doctor.
17:56She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns.
17:59She sounds smart.
18:01Did she tell you to say that?
18:04I've never met your daughter.
18:06That's hard to believe since you're currently schtubbing her.
18:11It's actually a beautiful woman.
18:13She's very careful.
18:15Okay.
18:30We have a situation.
18:33Roach bombs.
18:35Where?
18:35In Chloe's apartment.
18:36Who's Chloe?
18:39Uh, look.
18:40We don't care about your person.
18:42I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
18:47Guess who showed up looking for Jack?
18:49Hey. Hi.
18:52You okay? The EMT said you'd gone to another hospital.
18:55They held me overnight for observation. I'm fine.
18:57I had to come here to...
19:02I don't know why you did it, but thank you.
19:08You're welcome.
19:11I should have brought flowers or something.
19:14You're like my guardian angel.
19:16No, I'm just a guy in a band.
19:19Maybe you've heard of them, Suicide Season?
19:21One of my nurses gave me the CD.
19:24I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet,
19:26but I have a feeling I'm going to be your biggest fan.
19:31I'm gonna need you to cough.
19:33What are you doing?
19:34Getting a sputum culture.
19:36They obviously don't know each other,
19:37so it's not toxic exposure.
19:39It just leaves my theory.
19:41Infection.
19:43If you could just cough up a sample,
19:45we can test for pathogens.
19:48Um...
19:50Sorry. There's nothing...
19:52There's nothing coming up.
19:53Maybe I can help you.
19:54Okay.
19:57It hurts.
19:58What's the matter?
20:02Brown, equal, reactive to light.
20:05It's not a stroke.
20:06It's not my head.
20:08It's my ears.
20:15When I saw her lying there, I thought,
20:17I can't just stand here and let her die.
20:20She has her whole life to live.
20:24He didn't jump because he was sick
20:26or because he knew that girl.
20:28Even you have to admit that now.
20:29Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero.
20:31It makes him an idiot.
20:32The only reason that headline
20:33doesn't say,
20:34Moron crushed by train is luck.
20:36Next headline is gonna be,
20:37Moron goes undiagnosed
20:39because doctors won't talk about his ear pain.
20:41Ear pain fits with my theory.
20:43Jack has an infection
20:44that's spread to his mastoid.
20:46Great.
20:46We'll confirm that in a week
20:47when your secret cultures have sprouted.
20:49Am I in trouble?
20:50I only get mad when you waste my time.
20:52Couldn't care less about yours.
20:54Well, let me know when they come back negative,
20:55and I'll mock you.
20:56Do you have a better idea?
20:57Nope.
20:58So I'm gonna pick one at random.
21:00Acoustic neuroma.
21:01Tumor in the air.
21:02Makes sense.
21:03And if it's putting pressure
21:04on the breathing centers in his brain,
21:05explain the lungs.
21:06The lungs explain the heart.
21:09Evoked auditory potential tests.
21:12This counts as my time.
21:15You guys get this?
21:21I have been going out of my way
21:23to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now.
21:25On the off chance one of them could be your mom.
21:28You couldn't have mentioned she's a shiksa?
21:31She converted when she married my dad.
21:33You see, now it's too late.
21:35I'm not blaming you for this.
21:36She's the one who ambushed you
21:38to find out what you were like
21:39because I never tell her anything.
21:41I'd have to agree with her on that one.
21:43Anyway, I obviously can't come to dinner now.
21:46Obviously.
21:48But she's crazy and she hates me.
21:50How's?
21:51I need you to come to that dinner for two hours.
21:54Keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult.
21:58Yes, you will be in hell.
21:59But I will feel better having you there.
22:02That is what a relationship is.
22:05We average our misery.
22:13That was... unexpected.
22:16I'm having a good day.
22:18I finally resolved that thing with my sister.
22:20What thing?
22:21Oh, we had the worst fight over
22:22whether it's time to put Dad in that facility.
22:25Been sick over it for weeks.
22:26You never mentioned anything about your sister.
22:30I actually talked a lot about it with Phil.
22:35I should be getting back.
22:39It's fine now.
22:41It's no big deal.
22:46Are you in love with him?
22:51I've never met him.
23:04Waves one in three normal at 70 decibels.
23:07It's been 37 minutes and everything is normal.
23:12House is wrong again.
23:13He doesn't have a tumor.
23:15House doesn't usually accept we gave up halfway as an answer.
23:21If I could get fluid closer to the sources of infection,
23:24I could get better cultures.
23:26Prove my theory.
23:28I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage and thoracentesis.
23:32I'll only be wasting my time.
23:38She's a student.
23:40Somebody's gotta go with her.
23:49I saved that girl. I did that.
23:53I'm really proud of you.
23:56This whole thing has made me wonder.
24:00Things could be different.
24:02I have spent so much time away from you.
24:06You love your music.
24:07But it's not just that.
24:09I think that I have been...
24:14afraid.
24:16that I would screw things up.
24:20I couldn't be the man you and Daisy needed me to be.
24:26Maybe I'm better than that.
24:35I am going to quit the band.
24:43I think we'd like that.
24:47Uh-oh.
24:48Hey, how's the ear pain?
24:49It's better with the drugs, but it still really hurts.
24:52We are going to take some fluid samples from your ear and your lung.
24:56Can you get up?
24:57Lean forward.
24:58Lean on this.
24:59Okay.
25:00This is lidocaine.
25:01It'll numb you up.
25:04Okay.
25:12This is weird.
25:14What's the matter?
25:18The pain of my ear is gone.
25:21Gone?
25:22Completely?
25:24Yeah.
25:25When you stuck me in the back.
25:30What does that mean?
25:42I'm just cutting that for you.
25:44Yum, yum.
25:47Is she going to eat anything else or just the cheese and crackers?
25:51She's going through a picky phase. It won't kill her.
25:55You're her mother.
25:57All I know is when you and your sister were growing up, you ate what we ate.
26:01No excuses.
26:10Would you pass the salt?
26:17She had eggs this morning.
26:18And lots of fruit.
26:19Ah!
26:20That explains it.
26:22Explains what?
26:23She was a little wildehire in the park this afternoon.
26:26She wouldn't listen to anything I said.
26:28Must have been all the sugar.
26:29Actually, the whole sugar makes kids hyperactive thing is a myth.
26:35It's a study.
26:38I'm sure it's very interesting.
26:40I didn't read any studies.
26:42I just raised children.
26:48It's not your fault?
26:49How are you supposed to keep up with what she eats all day?
26:51You're never home.
26:57I'm sorry. I have to get this.
27:04Tell me you need me.
27:05Jack doesn't have cancer.
27:06God, that's awful.
27:07I'll be right in.
27:08Master's stuck him in the back with lidocaine and his ear pain went away.
27:11We don't need you here.
27:12We just need to figure out why this guy's body thinks his ear is on his back.
27:16Because his ear used to be something else.
27:19When you're a fetus, your cells are close together.
27:21When you grow, they spread out and specialize.
27:23Sometimes the body screws up and they keep the old area codes.
27:27Report to the same pain centers.
27:28Referred pain.
27:29Looks and brains.
27:31When you stuck him in the back, you cut off communication with the pain centers and his spinal cord.
27:35So we just need to figure out where the message is actually coming from.
27:38What about his thyroid?
27:41Hypothyroidism would explain all his symptoms.
27:42Or it could be his liver.
27:43Good, we'll take a look at both.
27:45For the record, referred pain does not rule out infection.
27:47If it's spreading too...
27:48Would you like this when you were working for your math degree?
27:50If you could have been a guest lecturer, would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going,
27:54Actually, you haven't proven the Pythagorean theorem.
27:56Hello?
28:01Alright.
28:03Mom.
28:05Thank you, sweetie.
28:07Here you go.
28:08Thanks.
28:10So say you two got married.
28:13Would you convert to Judaism?
28:16We haven't gotten that far, Mom.
28:18That's actually a really interesting question.
28:23I'm an atheist.
28:25Honey, half the Jews I know are atheists.
28:27It's about community.
28:29The house isn't that big on community.
28:31And why do you call him house?
28:34The man's name is Greg.
28:36It makes it seem like you're not serious.
28:38I'm just trying to help you think about the future.
28:41You're...
28:41You're a certain age now.
28:43The parade of boyfriends can't be as amusing as it was.
28:46You need to settle down.
28:48Like your sister.
28:49Settling down isn't all it's cracked up to be.
28:51Next week is Sam's birthday.
28:53I was gonna take her to the Poconos.
28:57That's very sad.
29:00Perhaps not the best choice of topic for a festive occasion.
29:03I just don't want Rachel growing up thinking you're a slut.
29:07Okay.
29:08I got this.
29:10First of all, Mom.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:26Did you sedate my mother?
29:31Kicked in just in time.
29:34You'll wake up in a couple of hours.
29:35Be good as new.
29:36Think of it as my birthday gift to you.
29:40You told me to keep my mouth shut.
29:42It's the only way I had a chance.
29:44Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath,
29:47I have to admit that I'm...
29:49I'm honestly relieved.
29:51Your mom is quite a...
29:53Quite a handful.
29:54What?
29:56I feel f...
29:58Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
30:01You're Jackie King?
30:02Sorry.
30:03I honestly thought you'd be worse.
30:08That was my gift to myself.
30:17I take it Jack's thyroid levels are normal.
30:20Foreman is doing a liver biopsy now.
30:23Good.
30:24What's up with you?
30:25Nothing.
30:26I'm peachy.
30:30It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced.
30:34We got a new puppy once.
30:37And our old Cocker Spaniel just moped for weeks.
30:42Have you even had sex?
30:44We're not talking about me.
30:45We're talking about you.
30:46No.
30:46You're talking about puppies and I'm not listening.
30:54She wants to do it all the time, but it has nothing to do with me.
30:59I'm just a piece of meat.
31:00Well, she likes someone else and you've slept with other people.
31:05Uh, why are you still together?
31:10I love her.
31:12We've been together for 22 years.
31:16I've never loved anybody else.
31:18I don't know how to not be with her.
31:24So, you're never gonna cheat again?
31:28I don't know.
31:32That seems kind of selfish, doesn't it?
31:41Foreman found diffuse inflammation in Jack's liver.
31:44Looks like autoimmune hepatitis.
31:47Starting him on steroids.
32:08That's nice.
32:14What's this note?
32:15Does it sound like an A?
32:17Remember?
32:18If I put my finger like this without this doohickey on it?
32:20It's an F.
32:21Hmm?
32:23Hmm.
32:25Can we read a book in school?
32:27Does it?
32:29Yes.
32:30Jack?
32:32Jack!
32:33Help him!
32:34Come on!
32:35Come on!
32:43He seized three times last night.
32:45We got him stabilized, but barely.
32:46There was nothing wrong with his brain before.
32:48There sure is now.
32:49Any particular reason we need to be looking at the patient?
32:52Yes.
32:53Cuddy's mom is in my office.
32:55She looks mad.
32:57What did you do?
32:59Our patient also developed a raging fever overnight.
33:02That means Masters was right all along.
33:04This is an infection.
33:05Should we give you a minute to gloat?
33:06We still don't know what kind of infection.
33:08Could be bacterial, viral, fungal, until the cultures...
33:11We're the worst gloater ever.
33:13Her starting those cultures when she did means we're 24 hours closer to the answer.
33:16We're sorry your husband croaked, but at least we were 24 hours closer to the answer.
33:21Let's narrow it down, shall we?
33:24Four days ago, the guy was face down on the subway.
33:27God only knows what's in that sludge.
33:29Toxic fumes make him pass out.
33:31Rat pee does the rest.
33:33It's leptospirosis.
33:34It's the fastest moving case in history.
33:36Leptospirosis can turn into meningitis.
33:38I can't confirm any of this yet.
33:40We don't have time to choose wrong.
33:43Life fits.
33:45It says it's the only idea on the table.
33:48I say it's a winner.
33:49I'm starting him on doxycycline.
33:51No, wait.
33:52I'll do it.
33:54You guys have to go back to the office to tell me when Boobie's gone.
34:17You're a doctor?
34:19Sure.
34:20You're on new meds.
34:22Go back to sleep.
34:25Am I gonna die?
34:27I hope not.
34:28Because then I'd have to go back to my office.
34:31Of course, if you do kick it, then you get to be famous for another two, maybe three weeks.
34:37To say I'm a hero?
34:39Yeah, but you know, in a few days, a panda bear will give birth to triplets and we'll all move
34:45on.
34:46Oh, I'm sorry.
34:48You actually believe that you are a hero.
34:50You should get yourself some tights and a cape, run around Gotham pulling babies out of burning buildings.
34:55Maybe you'll keep getting lucky.
34:58You're still the same guy you were last week.
35:06Hey, um, how long do you guys sit there?
35:09Could be hours.
35:11Hiding behind a sick guy.
35:14That's heroic.
35:15Good luck.
35:16Good luck.
35:17Good luck.
35:32Good luck.
35:41Good luck.
35:42I can explain.
35:44Sometimes I mix up my medication.
35:46I don't need you to explain anything.
35:48I think we both know that I owe you an apology.
35:56Say what?
35:56I don't even remember going to bed last night.
35:59I must have had too much to drink.
36:03I do know I can be difficult.
36:06You were a little bitchy.
36:08In the clinic, you were a complete schmendrick.
36:11But once you knew I was Lisa's mother, you held your tongue.
36:17That's because you love her.
36:19I still think you're a pain in the ass with a god complex.
36:23And I'll kill you if you hurt her.
36:26But I'm glad she has you.
36:30We don't have to hug now, do we?
36:32What do you think?
36:35I've got a train to catch.
36:37I thought you were staying till Sunday.
36:39I'm coming down with a cold.
36:41Every time I stay with Lisa or her sister,
36:43one of those rugrats gets me sick.
36:47Children are awful.
37:03Did she have a rash recently?
37:06No. What's going on?
37:07Feverish.
37:09Itchy.
37:10No.
37:16What's she doing here, anyway?
37:17It's the middle of the morning.
37:18Shouldn't she be in school?
37:19I'm keeping her out for a few days.
37:20There's been a little outbreak.
37:22Chicken pox.
37:24Sorry, but if I let you finish that sentence,
37:26that would be much less impressive.
37:27Chicken pox is no big deal for kids,
37:30but it's a terrible, horrible, no good,
37:32very bad deal for grown-ups.
37:36You think Jack has chicken pox?
37:37He doesn't have blisters.
37:39He's not itchy, and Daisy never got it.
37:40I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive
37:42that I figured it out.
37:43Five percent of cases present without blisters.
37:46The kid was just a carrier.
37:48I'm gonna start you on anti-baricella gamma globulin,
37:51which will save your life.
37:53But it won't make me a hero.
38:13Hey.
38:14How are you feeling?
38:15Like I'm not gonna die.
38:20I can't wait to take you home.
38:25The guy's called.
38:28All this press has got us a couple of new gigs.
38:31Just a few more days.
38:33Three weeks tops.
38:52Three weeks isn't so bad.
38:55It's not three weeks.
38:57It's what he's always done.
38:59Just one more tour.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:04You know, the pathetic thing is,
39:06I let myself believe that he could change.
39:08He could be this other guy.
39:11There's nothing worse than loving someone
39:13who's never going to stop disappointing you.
39:29Culture confirmed Jack does have chicken pox.
39:32It just took six hours longer.
39:34Autopsy works too.
39:37FYI, turns out your hero is a loser.
39:39He's going back on the road.
39:41He still risks his life for that woman.
39:42That was impulse.
39:44It was easy.
39:45Dealing with family is hard.
39:47Wait.
39:48That's another thing I got right.
39:50How many does that make?
39:52And how many for you?
39:56I'm also kicking your ass at gloating.
40:04Hey.
40:05Hi.
40:08I think we should get a divorce.
40:15You have feelings for him.
40:17And I can't handle that.
40:23But it's my fault.
40:25You needed someone else.
40:27I keep hurting you.
40:28We love each other.
40:30I know.
40:33But are you happy?
40:38No.
40:41Then what are we doing?
40:53You know, you turned out remarkably close to normal,
40:56considering the genes in play.
40:58Thanks.
41:00Here.
41:01In case your mom comes back.
41:04Happy birthday.
41:07Oh, you are a sweet, sweet man.
41:12You coming over?
41:13Yes.
41:15Oh, no. I can't.
41:19Wilson.
41:20It's, uh, bowling night.
41:23You'll never forgive me if I don't...
41:27No, screw it. I'm coming.
41:29No, no, no. I am not going to be responsible for that.
41:32You drug the man. You go bowling with him.
41:35Well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with Wilson.
41:41Fine.
41:49Hey! You ready?
41:53Here's the thing.
41:54Okay.
42:07We expected something, something better than before.
42:12We expected something more.
42:15Do you really think you can just put it in a sink behind a painting,
42:20lock it up and leave?
42:23Walk away now.
42:27And you're gonna start a war.
42:34Ah!
42:37Ah!
42:51Well, it's about me, too, and I'm in my mouth.
42:54How do you know?
42:55I clearly make your ass for you and your entire family.
42:57That's not true.
42:59We all need improvements, Dina, and I've warned my opinion on you.
43:03No, don't shush me, Dina.
43:04No, I will shush you because you're not letting me finish.
43:07I'll squeeze it.
43:07Step up.
43:07Step up.
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