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00:24I
00:24Guess everybody else is dead
00:27Which means we're totally outnumbered we got to make up for that pure firepower
00:32You want to read the feeding area, don't you two boxes of grenades in there? It's our only chance of
00:36getting out
00:39Vince that place is a death trap
00:42Lucky for you. I've got the mega blaster
00:46Lee you go right Roy straight down the middle. I'll cover you both
00:56One two three
01:05I've got cover fire
01:09Mega blaster dude! Mega blaster!
01:17Now! Got it!
01:19Where are you?
01:22I can't do half of me
01:27Vince you T-bag, where are you?
01:32Dammit! Dammit!
01:34Dammit Vince!
01:37Ahhhh
01:38That blood look funny to you?
01:40Still working on it. The code's a little janky
01:43Hey boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded?
01:46Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, but we hit the shelves in three months
01:53Vince?
01:56Vince, what's wrong?
02:00My hands, they're on fire
02:36You're on fire
02:43Your NCV test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. No evidence of trauma. Your blood work looks normal.
02:48Then what is it?
02:49I don't know. I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist.
02:52A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? What's he doing?
02:57I quit
03:06You can't quit.
03:08I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
03:10House, are you okay?
03:11Yeah. I don't want to stay that way.
03:14Talked it over to my therapist. I need to change my environment, my habits.
03:17But he cleared you to get your license back.
03:19Which will help immensely with my new job in research.
03:22Set out some resumes. Research means no patience, less pressure.
03:25Well, you just got out. Have you had enough time to think this through?
03:32I'm sorry. I know this will affect both of you. And 13. And the one with the nose. I just
03:43can't risk coming back here.
03:50Okay.
04:01That was surprising.
04:09I want to run the department.
04:12You consider waiting until House clears the lobby before you start angling for his job?
04:17He's not dead or sentimental, and somebody needs to do it.
04:20Not necessarily. Departments of Diagnostic Medicine don't exist.
04:24The only reason we have one is because of House.
04:27You reassigned us. Kept us on payroll for three months. Might as well give me a chance.
04:32You're a great doctor. I want you to stay on in Neuro.
04:34But House... was a genius.
04:37House was an egotistical, pill-popping lawsuit magnate.
04:42And a genius. And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this.
04:53You get one shot.
04:59What's House gonna do?
05:01No idea. But he's gone. So how about we focus on the medicine?
05:05What?
05:07You're the boss. It's kinda sexy.
05:09Here I thought it was just the pants.
05:11Uh, diabetic neuropathy?
05:14HbA1c looks fine.
05:16Could be hypothyroidism.
05:18No fatigue or weight gain.
05:19What about complex regional pain syndrome?
05:22That's a good idea.
05:22Let's run with it.
05:23Look at that. No house, the job still gets done.
05:26And yet something's missing.
05:27I'm short. He's black. You're gay-ish.
05:30That's it.
05:31Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal simulation.
05:38I don't buy it.
05:39CRPS isn't that well understood.
05:41I think it's mercury poisoning. I ate a ton of sushi.
05:43And you're currently getting mixed reviews on Speed the Plow on Broadway?
05:47Google it. It's pretty hard to consume enough fish to give yourself mercury poisoning.
05:51And it doesn't usually present solely with pain.
05:54But it can. Check out the Atlantic Medical Journal.
05:56This guy came in with burning pain caused by erythromyalgia caused by mercury poisoning.
06:03Who needs actual doctors when you got the internet?
06:05No offense, but doctors make mistakes.
06:06Medical errors are up 30% this year.
06:08You should check the rate of patient error.
06:11There's a ton of information out there.
06:13Why wouldn't I educate myself? Be my own advocate.
06:16CRPS came up in my search too, but I've never had any skin discoloration,
06:19and my pain is sporadic and not constant.
06:22It's gotta be worth one lousy blood test.
06:26Ah, man.
06:28It was both for him and he died.
06:33Thanks for becoming stupid.
06:33Oh, dang, this one is giving me a part of my life.
06:43Oh super busy.
06:55I was just surprised when I needed my men.
07:00you know how house feels about people touching his ball no chase refuses to tell me right my
07:07husband's gay witty i hear you're taking over for house you're gonna be great congratulations
07:14not permanent yet time with 13 cool with it he's older than you she's seen you naked not like we
07:21haven't been working together for two years now working with is different than working for you
07:27sell house how was he he was good he was honest took responsibility it was kind of weird
07:37uh is 13 around i need her to sign off on her er transfer she ain't out of doing the
07:42spinal
07:43stimulation no they're not i just dropped a patient in the cath suite and your guys were not in there
07:54you know usually spinal stimulation is done with a patient in the room he asked us to test his
07:59blood for mercury it's unlikely but not impossible it's also not what we agreed on testing doesn't
08:04hurt it only takes 20 minutes i figured it didn't matter i'm thinking i should decide when it matters
08:09if you're done marking your territory test results surprise surprise marcus webley was wrong
08:17i'll handle this you expected not to have mixed feelings i know it's the right call
08:31still know what to do with my time and my leg pain's flared up since i left mayfield ibuprofen's
08:36barely putting a dent in it you need a hobby right doctors the world over treat chronic pain with
08:43collections of hummel figurines no i didn't say you need a lame hobby you need something to keep
08:47you engaged connected to other people you already made me get a roommate wilson's got one bedroom i
08:54don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping okay so what does wilson like to do
09:04vince i'm dr forman head of diagnostics so you must be the genius's replacement i prefer to think of
09:10myself as genius 2.0 your blood test ruled out mercury poisoning what was my mercury level 2.8
09:15that means for every deciliter i know what it means i also know it's above normal i want mercury
09:20chelation your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms you can't know that until
09:25we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves it's a judgment call based on 10 years of medical
09:30training i think you have crps i want to try spinal stimulation so basically you want to shove a needle
09:35in my spine based on a glorified hunch i'll stick with the chelation
09:42if you don't want to get better i think we're done what do you mean done you're not interested in
09:50my
09:50medical opinion i'll move on to my next patient you'll move on to a doctor willing to run all
09:54the unnecessary tests and procedures you want or you can stick around and be cured makes no
10:01difference to me i'm glad you changed your mind don't know about that dr forman basically
10:10strong on me which is impressive stimulating at 100 hertz guess you found him a little more
10:17persuasive than the two of us probably the pants it reminds me of me is it supposed to hurt not
10:26if
10:26we're incorrectly is it your hands your back no my chest can't breathe heart rate 140 climbing you need
10:36to hold still what did you do
10:45his lungs are filling with fluid analysis of the fluid from vince's lungs shows the lung problem is
10:51really a heart problem he's got a thickened left ventricle when his heart sped up during the procedure
10:56it jacked up the pressure in his lungs causing pulmonary edema good thing i talked the patient
11:01into spinal stimulation it did lead us to discovering a new symptom and proved he was wrong about mercury
11:05poisoning we lucked into that discovery and we were wrong about crps ventricular thickening plus
11:11neuropathy could equal lyme disease not without joint pain when's his new game coming out a couple
11:17months it's probably working non-stop might be using more than coffee to power through cocaine use
11:21explains his symptoms so he searches office for drugs no we're gonna ask him
11:31in a lot of ways cooking is like music different elements combined to make a symphony
11:39difference is that beethoven's fifth isn't gonna be poop tomorrow
11:43what was my one condition for allowing you to tag along
11:46try not to be a jerk i'm trying just failing roll your meatballs and keep an open mind
11:58how hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now you're smoking
12:04for balls oh no no no they're browning way too fast blue is the color you gotta watch out for
12:11enough look at their they're still raw inside by the time they're cooked through the outside will
12:17be burnt i think there's a medicated powder for that
12:23although vinegar could work
12:26my o chem prof talked about theoretically shouldn't trust the results of the chemoglobin a1c test on a
12:32chronically acidotic patient the acid in the blood slows the reaction between the chemoglobin protein
12:38blood sugar browning meat it's the same chemical process which means it should also be slowed by acid
12:45that actually makes sense you might have saved my balls that's the spirit
12:55obviously the procedure didn't go as planned the heart problem was unforeseeable but i still feel
12:59responsible i'm sorry okay how long you guys been doing it
13:06i think it's best if we kept things professional tough to do now that i've seen you rock a leopard
13:10print
13:10bikini congrats by the way up top
13:15you hacked my profile page your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack i figured i'd check if you
13:19had the credentials to go with the cojones one search led to another is there a shot of just her
13:23i'm thinking screensaver we need to know if you've been using cocaine nope dude you just block
13:28everybody or do you really only have three friends we need you to be straight with us
13:31we need to be able to trust you
13:34i cleaned up my act 12 years ago
13:37after my college roommate odied
13:51searchers office you think he was lying no but i'm not sure it was worth asking if he had said
13:57yes
13:57we saved us a trip
13:58i didn't
14:01you have to forget about him
14:03the patient
14:05house first you try acting like him that doesn't work so then you try the opposite now you're mad because
14:10you have to use his move
14:12i feel like tom brady's backup tom brady's backup now makes 10 million dollars stop comparing
14:19you can do this by being you we should still check out his office talk to his co-workers
14:25i'll get tow and thanks
14:31oh and dinner tonight at seven can we make it eight already made a reservation for seven
14:41hi i'm making gnocchi
14:48oh i didn't mean to intrude i just cecile's my cooking class
14:52she doesn't speak english
14:59you bake the potatoes instead of boiling it's less moisture pure gluten bonds lighter gnocchi
15:07you seem good feeling better
15:09if he's a private teacher why would he be like a woman
15:14she's a woman
15:15she's a woman
15:16house
15:17i need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital
15:19i do love a good groveling but my decision is final
15:22that's fine
15:23as long as i'm not the reason for it i know that sounds completely narcissistic but
15:27yeah
15:30but it's not
15:31we flirted and kissed i fondled
15:35i hallucinated a night with you and yelled it from a hospital balcony
15:39you're not a narcissist
15:41so what am i not the reason i'm leaving
15:49house
15:52i'm gonna miss you
15:56lady either kiss him or leave we got work to do
16:00you just couldn't keep your trap shut
16:02make the dan yogi
16:13i guess you're not in a hurry to get back to the office
16:16and you are
16:23i'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend
16:26i'm a lizard and i'm an idiot
16:29you've been in a crappy mood since we got in the car
16:30and you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone who 24 hours ago was basically your equal
16:37unlike you i didn't expect anything different
16:39the work part i can get used to he didn't ask me to go to dinner he told me we
16:45were going
16:47he's never done that before so even the score go home tonight put on some heels and break them
16:53like a pony you'll feel much better
17:15i'm going to call foreman
17:20i'm going to call foreman
17:23A little help.
17:26Your partner said you studied birds to improve the game animation.
17:29Did you touch them?
17:30Can't dissect without touching.
17:31It's the best way to understand the anatomy.
17:33It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis.
17:36We spoke to Dr. Foreman. He wants to start you on antibiotics.
17:39Does that infection cause problems in the... joystick area?
17:43Kind of stuck in play mode.
17:44Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty.
17:47It's not her. I mean, it was.
17:50When she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago.
17:53You've had an erection for three hours?
17:57At first it was just embarrassing, but now it's really starting to hurt.
18:00Will the antibiotics help?
18:01I'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis.
18:06His erection persisted even with medication.
18:08We had to put in a surgical shunt just to drain the blood.
18:11You missed dinner, and a shunt doesn't require both of you.
18:14I'm dedicated. So, the Holy Trinity, heart, hands, hose.
18:18Could be Guillain-Barre.
18:19Not with normal nerve conduction.
18:23Thrombocytosis.
18:23His platelet count isn't that high.
18:25Brain tumor makes more sense.
18:29I'm sorry. I just realized.
18:31Joint pain and joint pain.
18:35Honest, I wasn't laughing because of the obvious tension between the two of you.
18:41Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with Foreman.
18:43It is possible for a brain tumor to cause...
18:45We're going with thrombocytosis.
18:48Okay.
18:52You're mad I didn't ask you to dinner? How long have we been dating?
18:56It felt like an order. Your tone of voice was...
18:58My tone? I'm under a little pressure right now. How about giving me a break?
19:02Look, this is tough for both of us, except I haven't just gotten a promotion.
19:05So now you're jealous.
19:07No. I'm just saying, don't complain about the burdens of command to your employees.
19:12I was complaining to my girlfriend.
19:15Who are those guys?
19:17I have no idea.
19:24Meet the competition.
19:26Steve Paulson, Neurology St. Marks. Nice to meet you.
19:29You called another doctor?
19:30Lots of other doctors. They posted my symptoms on the internet.
19:33You guys are 0 for 2. I thought I'd look for some backup.
19:35I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse.
19:38A month's supply, $395.
19:41Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are.
19:43Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital. Please leave.
19:47Now.
19:49Uh, Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, but, um...
19:52I noticed you haven't done a head MRI yet.
19:54Because he doesn't need one.
19:55I'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor.
19:57We consider that, and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely.
20:00I'm starting him on hydroxyurea.
20:02His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough.
20:04If you took an image, I'm sure you'd...
20:06There are no signs of increased ICP. I'm not delaying treatment.
20:09Looks like we need a tiebreaker. Dr. Hadley, what do you think?
20:14I think both theories have merit.
20:16So, brain tumor. Otherwise you'd back your boss-slash-boyfriend.
20:20I want an MRI.
20:24Fine, I'll set it up.
20:34Great. You're up. I need a taster.
20:38Ragu with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream.
20:45It's a little early.
20:54Did you even go to bed last night?
20:56Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex. In which case...
21:00No. Bed is still for sissies.
21:02Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive?
21:05You should have been here when I was butchering the ox.
21:07What do you expect? I'm an addict. I turn everything up to eleven.
21:10Yeah. I thought you were trying to tone that down.
21:12No. I was trying to find something I could set at eleven without blowing out my eardrums.
21:16Star anise with the caramelized onions. Sulfur compounds. Bring out the meat flavor.
21:24I couldn't sleep because of my leg.
21:27Just either make ragu or go out on the street looking to score.
21:35Good choice.
21:38So, so good.
21:48He asked me a question. I answered.
21:50You told me to make my own decisions. I do. And you stabbed me in the back.
21:52I didn't even say what I really thought. I hedged. And I don't like that I hedged. If I have
21:56a legitimate opinion...
21:57You express it in private. In public, the team opinion is your opinion.
22:02Except the team opinion is your opinion.
22:05This is my job.
22:06And what's mine? To lie when I'm asked a direct question?
22:10You would have done it for House.
22:12Maybe you just don't want me to succeed.
22:14Maybe you just want to kick me again for not asking you to dinner.
22:18At least when House was being an unbelievable jerk, I could talk to my boyfriend about it.
22:23I may be a jerk, but you're wrong. MRI's clean.
22:28Treat for thrombocytosis.
22:35You're early.
22:38For what?
22:40I knew you'd show up here complaining about formin.
22:43I thought you'd hold out for another week at least.
22:45I showed up to ask if you've seen thrombocytosis with a platelet count.
22:49I went crazy. That's stupid.
22:51I leave. Foreman embraces his inner Mugabe.
22:56What's that?
22:57Embryonale.
22:58Unhatched chicken egg.
23:01Suck out some of the yolk and replace it with ragu.
23:04By the way, you can tell the other lepers that their absence has been noted.
23:08Cameron didn't come by?
23:10Daddy's little codependent is all a grown-up.
23:13Making room for daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems.
23:17It's not a problem. It's, um...
23:21Okay, it's a problem.
23:23I mean, I get it. The patient's a nightmare.
23:25He posted his case online.
23:28It...
23:28You know Foreman. You know the situation.
23:31How can I get him to tone it down?
23:33Stop being a coward for one thing.
23:35He's the one who's afraid of failure.
23:36A job that no one before me has ever done.
23:39His fears are justified.
23:41They're just afraid of giving him control over you.
23:43It's my work at home.
23:44It makes it almost impossible for him to do his job.
23:46Pass me on those crackers.
23:49You're saying this is all my fault?
23:52I'm saying that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in.
23:59What?
24:00You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy.
24:04What did they do to you in there?
24:07Taste this.
24:07Taste this.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:24This might be the best thing I've ever eaten.
24:29And yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now.
24:32You're an amazing cook.
24:35I know.
24:39Yeah, my leg hurts.
24:43Fire her.
24:44I'm not gonna fire her.
24:45Stop being such a wuss.
24:47I'm not being a wuss.
24:48Challenging you is part of her job.
24:50When she does it, you take it personally.
24:52So you're saying this is my fault?
24:55I'm just trying to bury it a little bit.
24:56Yeah.
24:57You've got to eliminate either the challenge or the reaction.
25:00Or we could stick with my original plan.
25:02We get drunk and talk about how girls are laying.
25:06Yeah.
25:06Yeah.
25:07This problem will go away on its own.
25:12I don't know.
25:13What's happening?
25:14All the things start popping up in my head.
25:17Like, I'm 400 pounds.
25:18It's eight in the morning.
25:20Coffee, ice cream.
25:22No frittata?
25:24No bombolini?
25:25Started thinking about what you said.
25:27About me obsessing.
25:28Started obsessing about obsessing.
25:30Decided to take a day off.
25:31You were enjoying cooking.
25:34How like a man to think that I enjoy sleeping over a hot stove all day while you're off banging
25:39secretaries.
25:40You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
25:42That was before I discovered the biggest loser marathon on cable.
25:46I like to pretend they can see me eating.
25:50And your leg?
25:51It's fine.
25:52I can just get him to have this one achievement.
25:56We can nurture that.
25:57My leg's killing me.
26:00Cooking helped for a while.
26:02I guess I got bored.
26:03My leg started hurting again.
26:05And then I got worried.
26:06And it made the pain worse.
26:07What are you worried about?
26:09That nothing's gonna help.
26:11That I end up in a very dark place.
26:16And I'm fine.
26:19Just not happy.
26:20I didn't let you out because you were happy.
26:22I let you out because I believe you had the skill to cope with that.
26:25You tried one thing.
26:26It didn't work.
26:27So move on.
26:30Write.
26:30Play chess.
26:31What if nothing works?
26:32What if nothing gives me more than a few days before my brain starts looking for the next fix.
26:36Before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it.
26:39What do I do then?
26:42If nothing in the world can hold your interest,
26:46we'll deal with that when we get to it.
26:48But you have to trust me.
26:49And you have to be patient.
26:56I brought you a donut.
26:59The florist was closed.
27:02I'll get a vase and put it in water.
27:09You know I'm sorry, right?
27:13I'm sorry too.
27:15Do you think, um...
27:19we could start over?
27:21That's a fantastic idea.
27:28We're gonna be late.
27:30You boss won't mind.
27:36No way.
27:41His lymph nodes blew up.
27:42He's been treated for thrombocytosis, but there's been no change.
27:45I was wrong.
27:46God, you are a genius.
27:48I'm adding this to my list of symptoms.
27:50That didn't work last time.
27:51Because I didn't think big enough,
27:52now I'm offering a $25,000 reward.
28:16Thank you, Edward.
28:49How did so many people get my personal email?
28:52The internet is a magical place.
28:55Lymph enlargement makes me think polyautoritis.
28:58You were saying?
29:00No point in treating the symptom and not the disease.
29:06Your stunt generated quite a few responses.
29:08Let's take a look.
29:09I'm way ahead of you.
29:10Paraneoplastic syndrome, secondary to spinal tube.
29:12No, no hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence.
29:15You are possessed by the biblical demon legion.
29:17No, no jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs.
29:19Otherwise, it did fit.
29:21Gray's disease.
29:21Nope.
29:22Thyroid levels are normal.
29:23You want us to spend the next few days shooting down every theory in the world, or can we
29:26do our jobs and come up with one that works?
29:28I want you to test me for amyloidosis.
29:31That's your professional opinion?
29:32It's the wisdom of crowds.
29:34Studies show the collective decision of a group can be more accurate than any individual's
29:37decision.
29:38I went through my emails, amyloidosis got the most votes.
29:41If you had amyloidosis, there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound.
29:44In 100% of cases?
29:49Fine.
29:49I'll make you a deal.
29:50We'll do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis.
29:53When it comes back negative, you pull your case off of the internet and retract the reward.
29:57It's either that or I don't test you at all.
30:01Deal.
30:13If you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead.
30:15I'm a mess.
30:18Came home for lunch.
30:20You had lunch with Cuddy on Tuesdays.
30:22She was busy.
30:24And you are checking up on me.
30:28You know, you can talk to me.
30:30Is that my laundry?
30:31You were running out of socks for me to borrow.
30:35We got plenty of underwear though.
30:38I'm fine.
30:39You said that this morning.
30:41And consistency proves what?
30:43Really, I'm good.
30:45I'll put these in your room.
30:49You always hurt the one you love.
30:59The biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis.
31:06The internet was right.
31:08I started one dexamethasone.
31:09Already done.
31:11This may not be the best time for this, but I quit.
31:16I got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice.
31:20You don't generally get an offer unless you're looking for one.
31:23I put out some feelers when I found out House wasn't coming back.
31:26I lobbied to keep the department open so you could keep your job.
31:30Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you.
31:37It's nothing personal.
31:39Actually, I think you're doing pretty well.
31:43But I came here to work with House.
31:54He's a jerk.
31:55We'll be fine without him.
31:57Do you know how many resumes we get every day without even asking?
32:01Might be a few less after Cutty shuts us down.
32:04The case got solved under your watch.
32:07Does it really matter how it happened?
32:11It matters.
32:16What if I'm just not ready for this job?
32:22Okay.
32:23You're sad.
32:25I could tell you the story about me and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence.
32:30Okay.
32:34Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa.
32:42I broke my toilet this morning.
32:46I'll get my tools.
32:48I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of House's urine.
32:52Cutty, he was barely limping.
32:54What'd the lab say?
32:55The urine was clean for Vicodin.
32:57It did, however, contain strange epithelial cells.
33:00Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador retriever.
33:06Damn.
33:08He's using.
33:10He's using.
33:11He's using.
33:21He's using.
33:35He's using.
33:39He's using.
33:40He fits.
33:49He knows how he is.
33:52He's using ads the people in between of the tens of thousands on the tens of thousands.
33:52You're using a suit of Maureen.
33:52You're using an an invasiveielen suchmen.
34:02Oh, my God.
34:31Oh, my God.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:16Kill him! He killed him!
35:19No! My God! Don't you have to fight!
35:22Blaster!
35:25It's hallucinating because he's burning up.
35:28Amyloidosis wouldn't do this.
35:33Antipyretics didn't work. Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down.
35:38Maybe we should see if anyone sent in other ideas.
35:41Maybe the reward money attracted me.
35:42No, I'm not letting anyone else jerk us around.
35:44The masses were wrong about Amyloidosis.
35:46They don't know about the fever.
35:48I'm going with light chain deposition disorder.
35:51You okay with that?
35:54Yes.
36:03We think you have a disease called LCDD.
36:06It causes proteins to build up in your organs.
36:09You think?
36:11We can definitely confirm the diagnosis.
36:15And the only chance of beating this would be to start you on high dose chemotherapy.
36:19But I do have to warn you that in your condition, I might kill you.
36:26Do you want me to get you some more information?
36:30You're my doctor.
36:32I trust you.
36:33No.
36:35No.
36:36No, you don't.
36:37You're scared and you don't want to make this decision.
36:49My career is riding on this case.
36:52Nowhere near as important as your life.
36:57But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD.
37:03Okay.
37:07All right.
37:08Let's get you out of this tub and get to chemo.
37:15We know you're back on Vicodin.
37:17No.
37:18The only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet.
37:22You don't know how I did it.
37:24Or, more interestingly, where I peed.
37:26House, you've spent the last three months...
37:28Et tu boute?
37:30You got no reason to be here.
37:31He's the one I was jerking around.
37:32Why is your leg better?
37:34Ow!
37:34It hurts.
37:35Please go away now.
37:37Do you really think I'm using?
37:38How about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing?
37:41House, you're an addict.
37:42You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word.
37:45Fine.
37:45Once gets you some proof.
37:49Hide your eyes, ladies.
37:52House.
37:52You too.
37:57My godson made me that much.
38:00If the lab says this is Retriever 2, please let me know right away.
38:03I'll explain my overwhelming desire to wipe my butt on your carpet.
38:10Thank you for dragging me into this.
38:31Stop the chemo.
38:33He's got Fabrice disease.
38:34He was in a tub for an hour.
38:36His fingers should have pruned, but they didn't.
38:38Already stopped chemo and confirmed Fabrice.
38:41I'm glad you both agree, but could somebody loop me in here?
38:44We assumed the deposits in your kidneys were proteins, but they were fats.
38:49Fabrice makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves,
38:53keep your fingers from pruning in water.
38:55It's chronic, but manageable.
38:57How'd you figure it out?
39:04Iodine mumps.
39:05His lymph nodes welled up after the head CT.
39:07We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't.
39:10It was a reaction to the contrast.
39:11Iodine mumps takes lymph nodes off the table.
39:14Removed that symptom.
39:17When that just came to you?
39:20I looked through the online responses again.
39:23Someone posted it this morning.
39:39Heard Cuddy made it official.
39:41Department's yours.
39:42Congrats.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:50I went behind your back.
39:52On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?
39:56A seven.
39:59And that's stupid.
40:01You did the right thing.
40:03It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back.
40:05I should have stood up to you.
40:06She didn't because she didn't want to fight again.
40:12It's our first case.
40:13It'll take time to adjust.
40:19What if by the time we get adjusted,
40:21we don't like each other anymore?
40:23That's not gonna happen.
40:25You sure?
40:26Because ever since I took this job,
40:27we've been making each other miserable.
40:34I really don't think this is gonna work.
40:43You're breaking up with me?
40:45No.
40:46The other night when I thought I was done,
40:48you were there.
40:50I need you.
40:54I don't want to lose you.
40:58Why are you...
41:07You're firing me.
41:14I'm sorry.
41:20I slipped.
41:24You took Vicodin?
41:34$25,000.
41:36I solved my old team's case.
41:40I was about to take the pills.
41:42I went online.
41:42I found people posting medical problems.
41:45And...
41:46my leg...
41:48stopped hurting.
41:52Oh.
41:55Oh?
41:58I'm supposed to be changing my life.
42:00This is not a change.
42:01Well, maybe I was wrong.
42:03Says the guy making sandcastles in my brain.
42:05We need to keep you from using.
42:07Taking your job away,
42:08the medical puzzles nearly drove you back to it.
42:11Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean.
42:18So you're okay with me going online, solving cases?
42:22No.
42:23You can't sit all day in a room by yourself.
42:26Isolation fosters depression.
42:28The hospital is part of my old life.
42:30If I go back, then I become...
42:34who I was before.
42:35Pills and all.
42:36That's a possibility.
42:38But could be.
42:40The only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine is...
42:45not going back.
42:57Guess we're gonna find out.
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