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top end bub s01e03
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00:09Right, I'm back.
00:10Hello.
00:11I need you.
00:18Are you sure Bub is okay?
00:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's in bed.
00:20Yeah?
00:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bub.
00:25Okay.
00:26Oh.
00:26Oh, I love you.
00:33I love you.
00:40Were you two making up?
00:42No, Uncle Ned was just changing into his pyjamas like you should be.
00:46Pyjamas, yeah, yeah.
00:46I'm not tired.
00:47What you got there?
00:52No, you can't touch me.
00:54No, get rid of me.
00:58He's breathing with his neck.
01:08Lauren Ford?
01:09Yep.
01:10We've got Taya in the principal's office and need you to come in.
01:15Taya refused to speak without her lawyer present.
01:18She's here now.
01:19Get to talking.
01:22I punched James out of his chair.
01:25Taya!
01:26Hang on.
01:28James must have said something to upset her.
01:29It doesn't matter.
01:31Her feelings don't matter.
01:32Hot tip.
01:32This is the part where we all listen.
01:34Let's let Taya tell us what happened.
01:39It's okay, Bub.
01:40You can tell us.
01:40You won't get in trouble.
01:41Don't say that.
01:42She might get in trouble.
01:44He called me an orphan.
01:51That's no excuse for violence.
01:53It's a bad man's excuse.
01:54Can we talk about this later?
01:56A week of lunchtime detention.
01:58Understood?
01:59And you can forget about screens this weekend.
02:01And no treats either.
02:03What about ice cream?
02:04Ice cream's a treat.
02:05No ice cream.
02:10Ice cream is so hot.
02:12Mango ice cream!
02:13Mango ice cream!
02:15Uh, yeah.
02:16One mango magnificent, please.
02:18Make it quick.
02:19Yep.
02:23What are you doing?
02:24It's mango.
02:25It's ice cream.
02:25Okay.
02:26Steady on.
02:26She just punched a kid in the face.
02:28Yeah, well, anger is a part of grief.
02:30Yeah, well, you don't hit someone just because you're grieving.
02:32What?
02:33Oh, my ice cream!
02:35Don't step foot on that beach until you've found something nutritional.
02:38Lauren, it...
02:39I specifically said no ice cream.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:09Hey.
03:12Hey. Look what I detected.
03:16Finally, we can retire.
03:18Just because you don't want a hobby doesn't mean I can't have one.
03:21You used to be fun, but now you're just bossy. Let go!
03:25Taya!
03:25It's not fair!
03:26Hey, what's happened?
03:28Everything sucked.
03:29Yeah, I got you something that'll cheer you up.
03:32A little treat.
03:34After you're running with Principal Dana.
03:35You're the best, Maningar.
03:37Mango ice cream's the best.
03:39Unbelievable!
03:39Come in here, what are you all for?
03:41Don't take it on, love.
03:42Don't touch me.
03:44Ladies, look where we are.
03:46Good vibes only, as the young people say.
03:49Do they?
03:50Taya doesn't need good vibes, Dad.
03:52And Mum, she certainly doesn't need treats.
03:55What Taya needs is consequences.
03:58We're going home to eat now.
04:00No!
04:00Yes!
04:01The sunset hasn't started yet.
04:03Exactly!
04:04Listen, Arnie.
04:05What?
04:05Wait, you two.
04:06My beer!
04:08Put it in the car!
04:08And my ice cream!
04:10Rump!
04:10Yeah, I've ruined the afternoon.
04:12Now, let's finish this!
04:14Oh.
04:16I've got vegetable dumplings.
04:17We're going.
04:20I think I'm in the doghouse.
04:22No stranger to the kennel meself, Netta.
04:24La maison de Bow Wow.
04:26Welcome to the matriarchy, son.
04:28We are what some people might call the advisory committee.
04:32Can we have a swim when we get back?
04:33Yeah, of course we can.
04:35Best ask, guarantee lovers.
04:36She didn't say no swimming.
04:38Cannonball!
04:43Hello, Tandy.
04:44Can you hear me?
04:45Oh my God, I finally got a hold of you.
04:47Your reception's been terrible.
04:48That's the least of my problems.
04:50Anyways, the ex-prem is on the hook and wants you to reel her in.
04:53I'll set a meeting.
04:54Gail's been in touch?
04:55Tandy, you are my secret weapon down south.
04:58Well, he wants half her estate, she wants it all.
05:00They've got three kids invested in properties in two states.
05:03It's going to drag out for years and you'll make a fortune.
05:05I like the sound of that.
05:06Send me a link, I'll see you in the meeting.
05:08The link?
05:09No, no, they're expecting you in person in Adelaide.
05:12Wait, you didn't explain to her that I was remote?
05:15Well, I assumed you'd travel for this one.
05:17Tandy!
05:18Look, I know for sure she's talked to Mercer Riley and Harris.
05:21I mean, be real, you're not the only divorce lawyer she's courting.
05:23Excuse me, did we have a problem?
05:25No.
05:27No, I just think you're better live, that's all.
05:29You know how to work a room.
05:31Just...
05:32Hold, I'll wrangle something.
05:35Okay, well get back to me ASAP, okay?
05:37No, no, no!
05:42Ahhh!
05:46No!
05:54No, no, no!
05:57Ahh!
05:58Ahh!
05:58Oh, my God.
06:32Uncle Ned, can I pretty please buy a movie?
06:39Hey, hang on there, cheeky one.
06:42No TV for the rest of the week.
06:45What? Why?
06:46You got sent to the principal's office for a reason, Taya.
06:50Can you remember why that is?
06:52Because James is a gronk.
06:53How about this?
06:54You write James an apology letter
06:56and then you can watch TV for half an hour.
06:58Me? Say sorry to him?
07:00Nothing I'm asking of you is unreasonable.
07:02If you keep hocking at me like this, our deal is off.
07:05No TV for the rest of the week.
07:06Dad and I like to sleep in on Saturday.
07:09Today is Saturday.
07:11Sorry, Mum.
07:12Chingo, is that the girl watch?
07:14Daphne, am I the parent or not?
07:15What do you want me to do?
07:17Step up or back off?
07:19Make your damn mind up.
07:20Talking hot now, are we?
07:21Using my first name and all, OK?
07:23Everything all right?
07:24Ned, don't start.
07:27You're just trying to be Mum, but you'll never be Mum.
07:30You're too mean.
07:35Hey, hey, she's just a kid.
07:37She's right.
07:37I'm not Rennell.
07:48Look what she was trying to watch.
07:52Is that Annie?
08:00Where is she going now?
08:03Lauren's just struggling to work remotely or something.
08:07She's under a lot of pressure right now and taking out on us, I don't know.
08:12Barb, breakfast?
08:15Got a big day planned.
08:16Need your help.
08:17I'm not hungry.
08:20Got maple syrup.
08:21OK, yum, I'm coming.
08:24Oh, and also, you and Trevor should keep lunch free today.
08:27Oh, you really know a way to a woman's heart, Neddo.
08:29Just you wait, Daphne Ford.
08:31Just you wait.
08:33Yes.
08:48Hi, you call Lauren Ford from Ford Lawyers.
08:51Sorry, I missed your call.
08:52Please link a message.
08:53Hey, Lauren, it's me.
08:54Look, I just wanted to say sorry about this morning.
08:57I know you've got a lot on your plate.
08:59We're stepping into new territory here, so there's going to be conflict, disagreement,
09:05grumpiness.
09:06Look, I love you.
09:08I'm going to take Bub out for the day, so take all the time and space you need.
09:12Try and use it to do something nice for you.
09:14What'll it be, missy?
09:17Two cock-sucking cowboys, please.
09:33Hello, uh, are you?
09:35Of course you are.
09:39Must be five o'clock somewhere.
09:42I don't know what's gotten into me lately.
09:44I mean, I do, but it just feels silly to say out loud, you know?
09:49Should I sit too?
09:50I'll sit.
09:55Look, I'm not a bad person.
09:57It wouldn't bother me if you were.
09:59How much has Dana told you?
10:02Enough.
10:09It's just, I got left with my niece, and I just want to find out who her biological father is.
10:14Not that I want to get rid of her or anything like that.
10:21You figure if I find a girl's dad, that's your way out of family business and back to the penthouse.
10:27Hey, mate, can I get one more?
10:30If I find him, you owe me.
10:32If I don't, you don't.
10:34Owe you what?
10:35A favour, general.
10:37A favour.
10:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:39I don't like that.
10:40I'm going to draw up a simple contract with clear financial terms.
10:44Cheers.
10:47Was that a, was that a handshake?
10:51Where you went?
10:52Cowboy?
11:03They're here.
11:04They look so confused, it's hilarious.
11:06Remember your lines?
11:07Come on in.
11:09If you're wondering what you're doing here, don't worry, all will be revealed.
11:13We're getting buttered up for something.
11:15Could I interest you on a cold drink, Mr. and Mrs. Ford?
11:18Ah, okay.
11:18Ta.
11:19Welcome to our food truck, yet to be named.
11:22We serve delicious territory fusion finger food, perfect for all top-end events.
11:28Voila.
11:30Barramundi sliders with chilli jam and kewpie mayo.
11:33Bon appétit.
11:36Oh, that's nice.
11:37Absolutely scrumptious.
11:39Now, Trev.
11:42I know you've got big retirement plans for this bus, but I would like to lease it from
11:46you to turn it into a food truck.
11:48No way.
11:48Hear me out.
11:49Hear me out.
11:49I know you've been struggling with it, but I'm going to help you out.
11:53In the short term, I'll need to take out the bed to install a prep bench, but I'll do
11:57up a bunch of other stuff.
11:57Get rid of the rust.
11:59Fix the dummy.
12:00Indeed.
12:01Exactly.
12:01And when you say the word, I'll put the bed back in and you'll have a spruced-up camper
12:05van with a fancy new kitchen.
12:06Sound like a deal?
12:08You know you want to.
12:09That sounds all hunky-dory for you, Neto, but you're making money off of our truck.
12:13I have.
12:1420% profit sounds reasonable.
12:175%.
12:1715.
12:19Say yes to 10 and you'll get dessert.
12:22Finger-lined meringue and raspberry coulis with edible flowers.
12:25The yummiest course yet.
12:28Deal.
12:29I could have got him to 15.
12:31I'd never let that happen.
12:35Mmm.
12:35This?
12:36We nailed it.
12:37Did I?
12:54Dad put you to work?
12:55Oh, hey.
12:57Believe it or not, this was my idea.
12:59I'm all in on Darwin.
13:00I'm going to turn this thing into a food truck.
13:01I need to talk to you about something.
13:04Oh, yeah.
13:04Listen, about that.
13:06I'm sorry.
13:07I shouldn't have let her watch TV this morning.
13:09I was...
13:13You are all over the shop at the moment.
13:15Stop talking.
13:16Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:18Oh, I do taste like ladies.
13:23Is everything okay?
13:24Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:27Ow!
13:28Drill a bit on the floor there.
13:30Oh!
13:30Oh, no!
13:33Oh, no!
13:52You can't pass up an opportunity like girls when you should totally go back to Adelaide for a bit and
13:56make it work.
13:57We can't give up on our dreams.
13:59We've just got to adapt them.
14:01That's why I'm starting the food truck.
14:03Yes, I'm scared, but it feels like the right time to try something new.
14:07You know, new city, new me, anything goes.
14:11Ready when you are, love.
14:13One or two.
14:21Come on, hold your pen properly.
14:24Like this.
14:27Oh, where are you two off to?
14:29Look, it's so flash.
14:30Right, mate.
14:31Dana's got a gig.
14:32Ooh!
14:34I don't know what to write.
14:35All right, how about, dear James?
14:38Dear James, after thorough self-reflection, I came to the presupposition.
14:43How do you spell that?
14:44You don't, not unless you're writing a legal document.
14:46How about, you shouldn't have called me an orphan, I shouldn't have punched you, let's call it even and be
14:52friends.
14:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that is not an apology at all.
14:55She can take a high road without justifying assault.
14:58Assault.
14:59It is assault.
15:00It's a game of a black eye.
15:01I think that's a bit of an extreme version of events, Lauren, don't you think?
15:04Done.
15:05TV time, yay.
15:06Hang on.
15:07Let's see what she wrote.
15:09Dear James, sorry I punched you.
15:13Let's play for you at lunch.
15:17All right.
15:18Fire up the movie.
15:20Woo!
15:21Well done, kiddo.
15:22I'll make us some popcorn.
15:24What are we going to watch?
15:25Annie.
15:35And I can't stop doing without the rhythm of my heart.
15:41No, I can't stop doing without.
15:47And I can't get down.
15:50I can't stop doing without.
15:50Parmy with extra cheese.
15:52That could be you up there.
15:55How come you two never jam together?
15:58With my daughter's friend?
16:00Good go.
16:02And you never put mutton next to lamb, Trev.
16:04Everyone knows that.
16:06Maybe I prefer mutton.
16:08Maybe I'm lamb.
16:09What?
16:10I'm not a gammoner.
16:11Oh, shit.
16:13I think I'll go for squid.
16:17We're just old, you know?
16:18We're not dead.
16:21Hey, don't you miss when we used to make love in every room in the house?
16:27We never did that.
16:28I see you've forgotten already.
16:30No, I'm just teasing you. I haven't forgotten.
16:33I just want you to be happy.
16:35I am.
16:44Guess I'll just go for the usual then.
16:51I like Orphan Annie. I actually don't care that James called me her.
16:55Probably shouldn't have punched him then.
16:58Just saying.
17:00Oops. Oops indeed.
17:03And I probably shouldn't have said that stuff to you about being my mum and stuff like that.
17:08Grief's a tricky fish, bub.
17:10You've all got to keep anger from slipping out, including me.
17:13Me too.
17:15Anyway, you can't be an orphan. Not with so much family around.
17:18Everywhere I look. Family. Family. Family.
17:22Huh?
17:23Plus, I do have a dad.
17:25I just don't know who he is or where he is.
17:29He's out there somewhere.
17:31Alright, it's getting late.
17:33I don't know about you two, but I'm tired.
17:34Right. Teeth, PJ's bed. Off you go.
17:38Come on, I'll read your story.
17:40Okay. Good night.
17:42Good night.
17:57You got it?
18:031, 2, 3.
18:06Phew!
18:11There we go.
18:13Yep, yep.
18:14That's fine.
18:15You got it, bub!
18:22I want to help.
18:24Hey, bub.
18:25Uh, bub, stop.
18:27Let me smash it in for a minute.
18:29Oh, yuck!
18:31Hey, Tandy.
18:32Lauren, stop avoiding my calls. I need to know when to set up this meeting.
18:35Yes, about that.
18:37I know what a huge opportunity this is, but I have to turn down Gayle Swan.
18:42Wait, are you joking? I can't tell.
18:44Clients like Gayle Swan need too much hand-holding.
18:46She'll need me there in person every other week.
18:50So, pop down for a few weeks.
18:52I can't work from Darwin, then it's a no from now on.
18:55I don't care how good the client is.
18:59Mercer, Riley and Harris are for me junior associate, and I'm taking it.
19:03I'm sorry, Lauren, I need to be with the high rollers.
19:06But I am a high...
19:10Oi!
19:11Leave something for me to smash!
19:13I need to let some anger out!
19:14Yeah!
19:14Put me down, it's hammer time!
19:16Hammer time!
19:17Hammer time, over for me!
19:22Lunchbox?
19:23Check.
19:24Wash bottle?
19:25Check.
19:26Positive attitude?
19:27Check.
19:28Apology letter?
19:29No, check.
19:30Come on, Bob, you feel better after you've done it.
19:34Good girl.
19:35We just did that!
19:36Sorry!
19:38Go on then.
19:39Mana.
19:51You wanna play footy with me?
19:53Yeah.
19:55I'm sorry too.
20:02I'd say that's some pretty top-notch parenting right there.
20:06I've gotta show you something.
20:24Go work, do your thing. I can hold the floor up there.
20:27I know you can, but I wanna do this with you, not away from you.
20:31Ah... that's deep.
20:33Stop, Ben!
20:36I'm gonna miss the life with you.
20:37We had, but I don't wanna miss the life we're having here.
20:40This is all good stuff.
20:42You should write it down.
20:44We should start a podcast.
20:47Write a self-help book?
21:06Hi!
21:07Get a room!
21:08Do you mind?
21:10Do you mind?
21:12Thanks a lot, cuz!
21:13You're welcome, Sharni.
21:15This is so embarrassing!
21:17Is there anywhere we can go in the territory without loving into your family?
21:21No.
21:25Ugh!
21:25You're welcome!
21:26I'm gonna miss them.
21:44And we're gonna miss you.
21:45Thank you so much.
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