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90 Day Pillow Talk Before the 90 Days S08E15
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00:03And it's Sunday night, and this menu is going to be spicy!
00:08The show is getting ready to start.
00:10Are you ready?
00:11I'm ready.
00:12You always ready.
00:16Where is the honesty?
00:19Up to 20-something years with your fellow woman.
00:24This is an abomination.
00:26Hey, uncle, look over here.
00:28Lunk, uncle.
00:28Poor abomination.
00:30Abomination right here.
00:31Uh-oh.
00:32Look at that face.
00:33I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
00:36That's what that is.
00:38And, like, I know Muhammad is close by, so I'm getting, like, nervous.
00:42Like butterflies.
00:44Especially because I have my engagement ring that Muhammad gave to me last year when he proposed.
00:52Damn.
00:54Ziyad was back up for Muhammad, and Muhammad is back up for Ziyad.
00:57If I had found out that you were still holding on to, like, an engagement ring from another lover, I'd
01:02go all Latina a lot on you.
01:03Oh, Latina.
01:06If you want something, just go for it.
01:09You don't have to play games.
01:12Tell me you love her.
01:14Tell me you love her.
01:16Be honest, Michael.
01:18Don't be honest.
01:19Tell the truth you're going to be a-
01:21I agree.
01:22Lie.
01:23It's a trick question here.
01:24Really.
01:30All right, here we are.
01:31Welcome to Tampa.
01:32Hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:34You know, it's actually my first time in Tampa.
01:36Never been.
01:37I mean, if you even call this Tampa, I feel like I'm in the middle of the woods over here.
01:40In the swamp.
01:42Are you telling me that Miami is better than Tampa?
01:45Yeah, I would say so.
01:46Shut up.
01:47How do you like this season so far?
01:49Sometimes, you know, like, I laugh so hard I almost myself, you know?
01:52You don't.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:55Hopefully, I feel like I'm going to-
01:57Excited to see Lisa and Daniel.
02:00Lisa, 21 years.
02:01Can you imagine that?
02:02What's the uncle going to do?
02:04Perform an exorcism or something?
02:06I don't know.
02:07I'm ready to see beer con of Michael.
02:09This is going to be interesting.
02:10Oh, yeah.
02:10Kick that beer can to the curb.
02:14Let's talk about Lisa and Daniel.
02:16I want to know what's going on.
02:18Does Daniel really think she is evil?
02:20I think he does.
02:21I don't know if he's going to accept her ever, to be honest.
02:23But what do you think about Elise and Joshua?
02:25I've been loving seeing them.
02:27They're crazy.
02:28I think they're in love.
02:29I think Elise is going to start going off.
02:31Do you think?
02:32Which is good for us.
02:33Let's see.
02:34Let's see.
02:35Boy, what are you doing?
02:38Last week, Josh gave Elise a back massage.
02:41So this week is your turn.
02:43Let's go.
02:44Get the massage and get those fingers.
02:46I'm just ready.
02:47Massage my hairy back.
02:51Your sandpaper-ass feet are going to feed off of me, man.
02:55The Joe Stiles is what?
02:58Your feet need lotion.
03:07OK, where we at?
03:09I hope you're not as bad at guessing this is my wife.
03:11She always guesses the wrong country.
03:13We're always like, oh, where are we?
03:14It's Australia, dude.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Clearly.
03:20I'm worried.
03:23Yeah, you best be worried.
03:25I can't imagine being in her situation.
03:28I'd feel very embarrassed.
03:30Like, gee whiz.
03:48I've been a lesbian for 21 years.
04:01She didn't lie.
04:02She just omitted.
04:03She didn't say everything, right?
04:07That's going to be the biggest problem.
04:08Probably in her culture, like, lying is a big deal.
04:10Yes.
04:11The fact that she lied to his face, it's not going to go over well.
04:13I would say in every culture, being a liar is up.
04:16Yeah, of course.
04:17When the uncle finds out this secret, the uncle's going to go like, what the this woman is?
04:29Oh, .
04:31Oh, here he comes.
04:33Boy, get ready for this one, unk.
04:35Oh, damn.
04:36It's uncle.
04:37He's like the mafioso.
04:39He's like the big daddy.
04:40Look, you can tell he means business.
04:42Look at his sandals.
04:43I don't think he's going to handle this well.
04:45He's going to be like, you can't marry this woman.
04:49Um, before you approved our marriage, there are some things she told me, which I told you,
04:57that she have divorced two times.
05:00But after all the blessings, she told me that she have gotten married five times.
05:10They all go like, what the ?
05:12Uh-oh.
05:13Look at that face.
05:13I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
05:16That's what that is.
05:19And, uh, she has not been divorced legally.
05:25This is too much.
05:27Oh, wait.
05:29Just wait a minute.
05:30Oh, you haven't heard the last of it.
05:32Oh, this isn't the best part.
05:34So, this is what she told me.
05:37And she also told me that from 21 years now, that she has been in a relationship with several women.
05:46Oh.
05:47Not just one.
05:48And married to them.
05:50Is she going to turn on the tears?
05:52That's what I would do.
05:54You told me that, uh, you have stopped everything about lesbianism.
06:01I have.
06:01I have to.
06:02But why am I hearing this one now?
06:06Where is the honesty?
06:09This is an abomination.
06:12Abomination.
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15That's a strong word.
06:16Hey, uncle.
06:17Look over here.
06:18Look, uncle.
06:19Or abomination.
06:20Abomination right here.
06:22His uncle's probably like.
06:23Uncle is like.
06:24He's like.
06:25I thought it couldn't get worse at this point.
06:27Like, what is happening?
06:28He just looks so close.
06:29Water.
06:29Water, please.
06:32When I came to you and I told you I have stopped.
06:34I have stopped.
06:36I just didn't tell you how many times or what it was in my past.
06:40It's my past, sir.
06:42My culture is very different in America.
06:45I can't help what my past is like.
06:47I can't change my past, sir.
06:49No, you can never change your past.
06:51You just alternate your future.
06:52She's not a part of your religion.
06:54Knew him.
06:54Why do people put themselves in the.
06:57Oh, me too.
06:58The past doesn't define me.
07:02Because of this.
07:04Because of this is a problem.
07:05The marriage will be over.
07:09Oh.
07:11Uncle say.
07:13Oh.
07:14He has no sympathy for her whatsoever.
07:18She's having a panic attack.
07:20Uncle, come on now.
07:22Yeah, if somebody get that woman in her back,
07:24she hyperventilating or something.
07:25You don't know if she got asthma.
07:29Why is she crying?
07:31In spite of the offense she has committed.
07:34She's still crying.
07:36I wonder.
07:38I wonder.
07:39Why is she having a panic attack?
07:40Yeah.
07:41You know, she's crying because she feels guilty.
07:44She feels she lost her chance with her true love, Daniel.
07:49Uncle should know that.
07:51I feel she is a pretending just to get sympathy from me.
07:57That's another offense.
07:59Damn.
08:00I think so too.
08:01I didn't see a tear.
08:02You did say that, yeah?
08:03I didn't see a tear.
08:04Man, his fainter is tight.
08:07You know what?
08:07I'm not going to call my uncle no more.
08:08He's the warden.
08:09I forgave her the first time.
08:12Now, I withdraw my approval and my blessing.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18This is not going right.
08:19I think at the end of the day here, he's going to give her a chance.
08:25He seems pretty pissed.
08:26I don't know if he will.
08:34It's kind of crazy that I'm back because I wasn't expecting to see Muhammad ever again after he broke up
08:42with me.
08:43Oh, she's going to meet Muhammad now?
08:45Brother went fast.
08:46I know.
08:47Like, she was having sex with a virgin, what's his name?
08:51Z-head.
08:51Z-head, yeah.
08:52And after this, right now, Muhammad is next.
08:55This, her going to meet him and all that proves that she doesn't really know what she wants.
09:00She's not in love how she says she is.
09:01Like, she's now on to the next guy on the same vacation.
09:05And, like, I know Muhammad is close by, so I'm getting, like, nervous.
09:09Like butterflies, especially because I have my engagement ring that Muhammad gave to me last year when he proposed.
09:19Hold on, hold on, hold on, time out, red flag, this.
09:22So you was out there with Z-head, and you had another man's ring in your possession pretty much.
09:28So you've been holding on to that ring for a very long time.
09:32Well, see, that shows me she's not over Muhammad.
09:35No.
09:36You know, if I had found out that you were still holding on to, like, all Latina, I'll add on
09:40you.
09:41Oh, Latina.
09:43Jasmine ain't got on me.
09:45Panama, Mexico, it's coming.
09:47You're going to throw a shake at me?
09:51But I think him just being willing to come and see me for lunch or coffee or whatever is a
09:58sign that he would be open to
10:03potentially starting a relationship again.
10:05Hold up.
10:06You just broke up with a guy not even 24 hours ago.
10:10Ain't you already planning to jump the gun and be in another relationship?
10:14She's caliente as f***.
10:16Well, well, well.
10:18Now the rules change.
10:19Z-head was back up for Muhammad, and Muhammad is back up from Z-head.
10:22It's almost like football.
10:24Backups, you know, somebody takes the starting spot, and the other one gets back in line.
10:28Well, then, you know what?
10:29Z-head's feelings are kind of validated.
10:32Really?
10:32Then, so he was right about her.
10:35I know, and I hate thinking that way.
10:37Like, I hate being on his side because he was mean about it, but it proves it right.
10:45She's scatterbrained.
10:46She's not in love with either one of them.
10:49Yeah, she can't make her mind up.
10:50She needs to just stay home.
10:52Yeah.
10:54Hello?
10:55Hello.
10:55What was the drink?
10:57Um, I think I'm going to wait to order until he shows up.
10:59Okay.
11:00Yeah.
11:00Okay.
11:00I'll just wait.
11:02Yeah.
11:04So she's there first.
11:06The question is, you think he's going to be with Muhammad?
11:08You don't know if Muhammad's dating somebody or married already.
11:11Don't go, Muhammad.
11:12Don't go.
11:13It's a trap.
11:13Oh, he's just thinking of that cleavage.
11:24Where's Muhammad?
11:26Oh.
11:27That's him?
11:28Yeah.
11:29That's him.
11:30Who the is that guy?
11:32That looks just like him.
11:35Everybody Muhammad now.
11:37She delusional.
11:38She delusional.
11:40You're going to start saying everything.
11:41You know the desert play tricks on you.
11:43He's not going to show up.
11:45You don't think?
11:45He's not going to show up.
11:48Excuse me?
11:50Hi.
11:51Um, could I actually order a cappuccino, please?
11:54Yes.
11:56I'd get a cocktail.
11:58Well, that's why you drink coffee, to wake up.
12:00Maybe she need to wake up.
12:02Because I don't think Muhammad's going to come.
12:04I think he's running game on him.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Oh, it says that Muhammad's online.
12:11He's read all my messages, and he's online.
12:17I used to check that on yours all the time when we were long distance.
12:21Because you wouldn't answer for like 20 minutes.
12:24And I'm like, when I wrote the text, it said he was online.
12:27Because I had a real job.
12:29I had a real one, too.
12:31I owned a damn business.
12:38Uh-oh, message.
12:43Are you kidding me?
12:46What?
12:46What'd he say?
12:47He blew her off, right?
12:49I can't make it.
12:50I broke my arm.
12:52A fiancé?
12:54He said he has a fiancé.
12:57What?
13:00This girl can't catch a break.
13:03Whoa.
13:04I wonder why he invited her.
13:05She did her Batman.
13:06Oh, yeah.
13:06He did her dirty.
13:07That's dirty.
13:19That's dirty.
13:20Well, I'll tell you, they got a really good line.
13:23They make you feel loved.
13:25Like, they really sincerely care.
13:28They must teach it in school or something, how to love bomb someone.
13:34Michael just arrived in Turkey, and it just feels really freaking awkward.
13:40I feel like Bearcon's being ridiculously cold to Michael.
13:44You think?
13:45He's acting like a prick.
13:47That's what he's acting like.
13:48He acts like a big fake, like he thinks he's a big somebody.
13:53So, do you have any advice for Michael?
13:55Leave.
13:56Go back to the United States.
13:58Don't get in the middle of this.
14:02Looky, looky, looky what I got.
14:06Moroccan spiced oranges.
14:08Moroccan spice?
14:09What kind of spice is on them?
14:10Oh, there's some sesame seeds and cinnamon.
14:14And just try it, Julian.
14:17Mmm.
14:17Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
14:19This is a real thing.
14:20Isn't it good?
14:21These are the perfect treat for Emma in Morocco.
14:26Spicy.
14:36Okay, got pussy in the streets.
14:39Oh.
14:40Cats.
14:41They got cats everywhere in this place.
14:42Yeah, man.
14:43We like cats.
14:44Yes.
14:45Yeah, man?
14:45But just passing by.
14:47Oh, so you haven't been to Turkey.
14:49No, I actually stopped there for two nights because the airplane was delayed, so I just ate some stuff.
14:55They have good food.
14:56Oh, yeah, they got really good food.
14:57Yeah, meat is good.
14:58Do you like it?
15:00Do I like this movie, or?
15:02Violence.
15:06I don't know, man.
15:07Like, do you feel intimidated when Birkan is saying, do you like violence?
15:11I don't know.
15:11This guy just scares me in general.
15:13But you're the pro.
15:14How should he be more intimidating?
15:15Actually, you're right, man.
15:16These skinny guys, like, that with them crossing legs, like, this, they're the most...
15:22Scares me more than you, to be honest.
15:24Dude, you're in my house, man.
15:25Like, what?
15:26What?
15:27Come on.
15:34Michael just arrived in Turkey, and it just feels really freaking awkward.
15:40You think?
15:41Birkan's not making a good impression, though, because he's acting like an ass here, though.
15:45Does he have to?
15:46If he came, he came.
15:47Does he have to, though?
15:49Does he want to?
15:50I know.
15:50If I really cared about Laura, I'd least try to.
15:54He's acting like a prick.
15:56That's what he's acting like.
15:57Well, he acts like a big fake.
15:59Like, he thinks he's a big somebody.
16:02It's almost like he's wanting a fight to happen.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Laura liked that, because she looked like she's enjoying it, like, oh, yeah, they're fighting for me.
16:11You know what?
16:12You probably got a good point.
16:13Maybe she want to put that in one of her novels.
16:15Birkan and Michael are fighting over me.
16:18Yeah.
16:18And I really don't know why.
16:20Birkan punches Michael, and his sweat is pouring all over his body.
16:26And I am just obsessed with watching them both sweat and fight over me.
16:32I feel like Birkan's being ridiculously cold to Michael.
16:36And really, it's so intentional and completely unnecessary.
16:42Yeah.
16:43I think he should be.
16:44It's unnecessary for you to have Michael over to meet your boyfriend.
16:49Like, you are the problem.
16:51How would you feel in his situation?
16:52I'd be doing the same thing.
16:53First of all, I wouldn't have allowed it.
16:55I would have said, no.
16:56I'm not meeting with this guy.
16:58Tell him he can pack his bags and turn around and go back to America.
17:01Absolutely.
17:01I don't want him around this.
17:02That's it.
17:03If we met the first time and you said, oh, I'm bringing my friend to evaluate us, I'd be like,
17:08forget it.
17:09I'm freaking too old for this kind of crap if you can't figure it out yourself.
17:12I can show you around.
17:14This is my country.
17:16This is my city.
17:17And you're the friend.
17:19My love.
17:21What?
17:23Nice.
17:25See, it was just being him.
17:27He's nice.
17:28Wow.
17:29I don't know.
17:29If Birkan told me he was going to show me around Turkey and I was like, in this guy's situation,
17:34like, he should be worried.
17:35Yeah.
17:36He's like, you just have to go on that cliff over here.
17:38Very good.
17:39Walk down this alley.
17:40Just go down this alleyway, take a ride.
17:42You'll be fine.
17:45I had to be a jerk at the beginning, you know, because he has to know the boundaries.
17:52I play this game a lot and this is my strategy.
17:56I have to get information first.
17:58I'm going to get to know him.
18:00And when I realize his motive, I'll be the mother and stop set.
18:06Hey, well, that's that great shape.
18:08I'll be the mother that stops him.
18:11I like him.
18:11Dude, this is a serious guy.
18:13Look at his shoulders.
18:14This guy looks serious.
18:16Oh, he's like a knifing little beer can.
18:21God, I'd be afraid to turn my back on him, though.
18:28After you, people.
18:37Help me God.
18:38If my daughter ever brought somebody home like that, we'd have a lot of problems.
18:43So do you have any advice for Michael?
18:45Leave.
18:46Go back to the United States.
18:48Don't get in the middle of this.
18:51He said, I don't want to hear from you anymore.
18:55I'm so done.
18:57I'm done.
18:59Well, she's really ticked off, but you brought it on yourself.
19:03She didn't even pay for her cappuccino.
19:06She's dipping out on that bill.
19:08The fiance got a hold of his phone and said, bitch, back off.
19:12That's what happened.
19:13I'm sure that's what happened.
19:14He's like, bye.
19:18Annie, Emma's going to Casablanca like the famous movie.
19:23Okay.
19:24Just kiss me, nigga.
19:26It's your last time.
19:31No thanks.
19:33No thanks.
19:34You keep that over there.
19:39I'm sorry.
19:43Where are we?
19:45Casablanca.
19:47He said, leave me alone.
19:49I don't want to see you anymore.
19:50I have a fiance.
19:51What the ?
19:54Did you think he was going to wait for you, Emma?
19:57Damn.
19:58He set you up.
19:59Honestly, I would do some like that to somebody.
20:02Especially somebody who did me wrong.
20:03Exactly.
20:04Absolutely.
20:05You know, like, I would just make her a bill.
20:06You know, like, hey, let's eat and give her a bill.
20:09And after this, I'll leave.
20:10Roll out, yeah.
20:10Not that I did it before.
20:14He literally called me and said he wanted to see me, asked if I was there.
20:21He said, I don't want to hear from you anymore.
20:25I'm so done.
20:27I'm done.
20:29Well, she's really ticked off.
20:31But you brought it on yourself.
20:33She didn't even pay for her cappuccino.
20:36She's dipping out on that bill.
20:39He's like, bye.
20:41Well, that's totally his fiance.
20:42Yeah.
20:43It sounds like a girl.
20:44Yeah.
20:44The fiance got a hold of his phone and said, bitch, back off.
20:48That's what happened.
20:49I'm sure that's what happened.
20:51Okay, what now?
20:52Are you going to run back to Zied?
20:54Maybe it's a sign you should travel back home to L.A.?
20:56I bet you she's calling Zied right now.
20:58Oh, yeah.
20:59How does Muhammad get engaged?
21:01I'm still single, but Muhammad is engaged.
21:04In what world?
21:07Literally in what world?
21:09Why?
21:10And I'm not.
21:11Make it make sense.
21:13Ah!
21:16She sound like a hater, yo.
21:18She sound bitter.
21:19What is it, a contest?
21:21Who gets engaged first or married first?
21:25She's jealous.
21:26Yeah, she's jealous.
21:27Jealous and hurt at the same time.
21:28Yeah.
21:29I wish his fiance luck,
21:31because I know she's probably going bankrupt
21:33with all the money she's sending him,
21:35everything she's doing to support him,
21:37all the gifts for him and his family,
21:39because that's exactly what happened to me.
21:41So I honestly wish her luck.
21:43And him.
21:44him.
21:45Zied.
21:46Mohammed.
21:46both of them.
21:50I'm talking about F-bombs.
21:51F the world.
21:54Hey, it's like you.
21:55Every time I see you,
21:56this is what it sounds like.
22:08I know someone's going to meet me
22:09and someone's going to love me
22:11and someone's going to appreciate
22:12everything that I do
22:13and the person that I am.
22:15And I'm going to walk into this water
22:17and I'm going to swim to another country.
22:19I think it's time for her
22:20to go back to Los Angeles.
22:23Find herself a real man.
22:25This is a 180.
22:26This ain't 90 days.
22:27This is a 180.
22:28She just has to go see it
22:29or go get see it.
22:31Mohammed is not for you no more.
22:34this ring
22:35and everything that it represented.
22:39They waiting.
22:40Throw that in the ring
22:41I'm going to pick it up
22:42and pawn it.
22:43Who's that crazy American
22:44screaming at the water?
22:46Because I don't need it anymore.
22:48And I will find love somewhere else.
22:51I'm done.
22:53Oh, she's going to throw
22:54the ring in the ocean.
22:56I should get some money off of that.
22:58No, don't throw that in the ocean.
23:00Throw that in your bank account, girl.
23:02Ah!
23:09How far did it go?
23:10If you're going to throw that
23:11you need to pivot your hips
23:12take your arm back further
23:14put some ass into it.
23:15That was not a throw.
23:16I didn't know you could
23:17put your ass into a throw.
23:19You've got to put your ass into it.
23:20You've got to pivot
23:20and put your ass into it.
23:22Guess she doesn't need any money.
23:24Oh my gosh.
23:25You poor thing.
23:26Should we be laughing?
23:27I feel bad now.
23:28We shouldn't be laughing.
23:29In her world she's sad.
23:31Well yeah.
23:31I do that with her.
23:32She's pretty.
23:34I think she's nice.
23:35You know, she's going to find something.
23:37You must adore the places.
23:40You must love places
23:42and you put places on.
23:45All places.
23:47You'll never get rid of the places.
23:52You say one thing
23:54and do another thing.
23:57Tomorrow
23:58you may go back to your vomit.
24:02That's my work.
24:04What's that mean?
24:06To her lesbianism?
24:07Is that what vomit is?
24:09Go back to your vomit, baby.
24:11That's Tokyo.
24:12Bleh!
24:14Your facial hair
24:15was not growing in.
24:17It was so thin.
24:18Yeah.
24:18And I ordered you
24:19some stick-on facial hair.
24:21So now I have to wear
24:22fake hair?
24:23Well, when I got with you,
24:24you were a boy
24:25and now you're a man, I guess.
24:26Well, in your defense,
24:26this part just doesn't seem
24:28to want to grow.
24:28So I guess this part has it.
24:29So maybe it'll look good.
24:31Tell me if I should let it grow.
24:32Let's see.
24:33Is it in the right place?
24:34Oh my God.
24:35My sex.
24:36You look like you're
24:36a criminal or something.
24:38Here, I'll put...
24:39Are you in a brown world
24:40and are you freed up?
24:41That look good.
24:42Let me see.
24:44No, that does not look good.
24:45Do I look like Madonna?
24:47No, I don't think
24:48these are going to work.
24:49I like it.
24:49That was a waste of money.
24:54Back in Nigeria
24:56and the lesbian woman
24:57from America.
25:01She should have known
25:01this is a bad idea
25:02from the beginning.
25:03Where's Ankh?
25:04My favorite...
25:05Oh, boy.
25:05My favorite scary person.
25:07Poor, poor Lisa.
25:10Calm down, Lisa.
25:12Come on, Uncle.
25:12Have some sympathy for her.
25:14Well, she's an abomination.
25:16Come on.
25:18This crying cannot solve
25:20the problem.
25:22No, sir.
25:23Lisa, you always
25:24share crocodile tears.
25:30Oh.
25:30Oh, that must be
25:31a universal saying.
25:32I think it is
25:33because we have
25:33that saying here.
25:34Oh.
25:36You say one thing
25:37and do another thing.
25:46Tomorrow,
25:47you may go back
25:48to your vomit.
25:50That's my word.
25:52What's that mean?
25:54To her lesbianism?
25:56Is that how vomit is?
25:57Go back to your vomit, baby.
26:01To your vomit?
26:03Mr. Bull .
26:04Tomorrow, I may hear
26:06another story.
26:08No.
26:09No.
26:09I can promise you.
26:11I'm done lying.
26:12I am done hiding truth.
26:14It's like,
26:15people can change, Uncle.
26:17Wow.
26:17Go about the D now.
26:20Lisa, you sure this is the...
26:22This is the last thing?
26:24Uncle.
26:25Uncle.
26:25I'm not God.
26:27No, you're not.
26:28I'm not God.
26:28And I am begging
26:29for your forgiveness.
26:31Oh, my gosh.
26:32Oh,
26:33.
26:33Dude, she's so...
26:34She got on her knees.
26:36Listen, hey, God.
26:37Go sit your ass down
26:38in that chair.
26:39Why are you pointing
26:40your knees to everybody?
26:41When all else fails,
26:43Lisa, just get on your knees
26:44and beg.
26:45I don't know.
26:46That's sad.
26:46To me, that's sad.
26:47That's going too far.
26:49Uncle, please.
26:51Please, sir.
26:51I love her with all my hats.
26:53I want to spend
26:54the rest of my life with her.
26:56I can go on my knees.
26:58Please.
26:59Oh, you two now?
27:01First her, now you?
27:02Why are they kneeling down to him,
27:04like, asking for his...
27:05So he's not...
27:05If he says no,
27:06he's not going to be able
27:07to come back to his family again?
27:09That's how I understand it.
27:10I'm surprised, actually,
27:11he's fighting this hard for her.
27:13I'm surprised and happy
27:14that Daniel's sticking up
27:15for her this way.
27:16Daniel's getting on his knees.
27:18I think he's legit.
27:21Imagine here, huh?
27:23That's what I want.
27:25Please, sir.
27:26Please.
27:28I'm not the chief priest.
27:30I think you know that.
27:31I know, sir.
27:32It's not within my powers
27:33to forgive a sort of abominable act.
27:37What's the chief priest going to say?
27:39I don't know.
27:40So you need to go to king?
27:43Yeah.
27:43Now you go to the king
27:45and explain all your problems.
27:46Don't tell him you have to go
27:47talk to someone else.
27:48Yeah, I mean, he...
27:49This is just the stepping stone.
27:51Oh, God.
27:52They still have other people
27:53to go to, I think.
27:54Oh, God.
27:54That sucks.
27:55Because of this has mistakes,
27:57we have to consult
27:58the spiritual leaders
28:00and the elders.
28:02And they will be the ones
28:03to tell if the marriage
28:05will hold or not.
28:07Oh, no.
28:08They're going to rehash
28:10all this stuff
28:11all over again.
28:13That kind of sucks
28:14because the whole tribe
28:15has to know about her.
28:16I know.
28:17I only have one more day
28:18in Nigeria
28:19and I want to leave here
28:20knowing that Daniel
28:21and I can get married.
28:23I'm so scared
28:24because I feel like
28:25I have no control
28:26over what's going to happen.
28:30She should have just been honest
28:31and that's it.
28:32From the beginning.
28:33Exactly.
28:34I don't know
28:34if she's lived
28:35her whole life like this,
28:36but just by the way
28:37her daughter Faith
28:37has talked about her.
28:38She's always made
28:39the Rondis
28:40and everything.
28:41She should have
28:41best all this up to him
28:43before she ever went there.
28:44You know, Unc,
28:45he may be a little bit
28:46of a softer person
28:47than I thought.
28:48He had a change of heart.
28:49He seems like he's going
28:49to try to do what's right.
28:50You know?
28:51I like Unc, though.
28:53He's my type of man.
28:56Fearcon suggested
28:57that he and Michael
28:58hang out today
28:59on their own without me
29:00and Michael agreed.
29:03So what are you
29:04going to do today?
29:05Like, what are you
29:06planning on talking
29:07to him about?
29:08We're going to go
29:08to the Turkish baths,
29:10get naked together
29:11and get it rubbed down
29:12and I'm going to talk
29:13to him.
29:13I want to see
29:14what he's packing first.
29:15Fear can wanting
29:16a one-on-one
29:17sounds like something
29:18out of The Godfather.
29:20Is someone going
29:21to get wet?
29:24Hey, look what I got.
29:26What you got?
29:26Got some tequila, man.
29:28Oh, a cup of ice?
29:29Great.
29:29Yeah, man.
29:30What am I going to do?
29:31I mixed it already,
29:32but I'm going to be
29:33a very, very nice host
29:35and I'm just going to
29:35do it in front of you
29:36because this is how
29:37we do it.
29:39It's going to be
29:39a hard-ass tequila
29:41visit.
29:41Hold on a second.
29:42Oh, yeah, stiff.
29:44Let me guess.
29:45This is how you do it
29:47in Moldova.
29:48Well, thanks for
29:49coming over.
29:50All right, cheers.
29:51I'm actually not the cheers
29:52because this is not good luck.
29:54All right, cheers, man.
29:55Cheers is not good luck?
29:57Not right now.
29:58What kind of tradition
29:59is this?
29:59Okay, I'm just going to
30:00sit here and drink by myself.
30:02You stay here as I do.
30:10Oh, we're in Turkey.
30:11I can talk about street cats.
30:13Get over here!
30:15Look at Beer Can
30:16going to the middle.
30:17It was rough, man.
30:18He's like,
30:19you're not getting
30:19next to my woman,
30:21you little bitch.
30:23Good morning.
30:25Good morning.
30:26Beer Can suggested
30:27that he and Michael
30:28hang out today
30:29on their own without me,
30:31and Michael agreed.
30:33Wow.
30:33Wow, okay.
30:35Beer Can and Michael
30:36going out
30:37sounds like
30:38it's going to be a problem.
30:40Remember, Beer Can
30:41did say he wants to test,
30:43he wants to see,
30:44and he wants to find
30:45out, so this is
30:46a way to do with that.
30:48So what are you
30:48going to do today?
30:49Like, what are you
30:50planning on talking
30:51to him about?
30:52We're going to go
30:53to the Turkish baths,
30:54get naked together,
30:55and get it rubbed down,
30:56and I'm going to talk to him.
30:57I want to see
30:58what he's packing first.
30:59Time will tell.
31:01I can tell you
31:02before I got there.
31:03and we're going
31:05to play some pool.
31:07We get the chance
31:09to one-on-one
31:09talk with him.
31:11Now it's my chance.
31:15Why he wouldn't
31:16hang up
31:16but he said
31:17we might.
31:19Beer Can wanting
31:20a one-on-one
31:21sounds like something
31:23out of The Godfather.
31:25You know, it's like,
31:26is someone going
31:27to get wet?
31:35I haven't played pool
31:36in years.
31:37Yeah.
31:38Hey about this
31:39as a practice.
31:41I think Beer Can
31:41tries to put
31:42his masculinity
31:44like in work over here.
31:46He tries to show
31:46who has the bigger balls.
31:48Yeah, he's going
31:48to make it very clear
31:49you need to stay
31:50away from my woman.
31:51Yeah.
31:52Beer Can needs
31:53to get him drunk
31:55so he starts yakking.
31:57You care about her.
31:59That's why you flew
32:00all the way down here.
32:01Am I right?
32:04I'm right.
32:06That's a long way
32:07to fly for somebody.
32:08Just for somebody
32:09you care about, yeah.
32:11Oh, Beer Can's
32:12investigating Michael.
32:13Yeah, he investigating
32:14you, Michael.
32:15I hope you paying
32:15attention and not just
32:16think y'all playing
32:17a pool game.
32:18Mm-hmm.
32:19If you want something,
32:21just go for it.
32:23You don't have
32:23to play games.
32:26Tell me you love her.
32:28Oh, he is really
32:29setting him up
32:30to, like, admit it.
32:31Yeah.
32:31Tell you love her.
32:33Be honest, Michael.
32:35Don't be honest.
32:36Because if you tell
32:37the truth,
32:37you're going to be
32:37It's a trick.
32:38I agree, lie.
32:40It's a trick question
32:41here.
32:41Really.
32:42This is the one time
32:43I say lie.
32:47I mean, I've known
32:48her a year and a half,
32:49man.
32:50Yeah.
32:50If I was in love
32:51with her,
32:52I would have made
32:53a movie.
32:54So he's saying
32:54he's not.
32:55I think he's denying
32:57the truth.
32:57He's saying he's not.
32:58He wouldn't be
32:58in Turkey
32:59if he was not in love
33:00with her.
33:00Let's be honest.
33:01Yeah, yeah.
33:02Dude, you made a movie.
33:03You're blowing.
33:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
33:06Laura made a move on me.
33:08Oh!
33:09What?
33:11Oh!
33:13I never saw that coming.
33:16Oh!
33:17You see what's happening?
33:18You see?
33:19Hold on.
33:20Time out.
33:20He made him talk.
33:22He made him talk.
33:23He made him talk.
33:25He pulled it out of him.
33:26The old school.
33:28Oh, no.
33:28You did this.
33:29Oh, no.
33:30Oh, no.
33:30Oh, no.
33:31Keep going back and forth,
33:32back and forth, back and forth.
33:33Oh, no.
33:33She made a move on me.
33:34Hey, you wait for it.
33:36She made a move?
33:37She made a move on me.
33:39It was long before she met you, buddy.
33:41She made a move on me.
33:43Yeah.
33:43So, I have said no,
33:45and I will continue to say no.
33:47Guys always want to do this.
33:49Like, you know,
33:49I could have f***ed her.
33:50Yeah.
33:51But I didn't want to.
33:52Yeah, yeah.
33:52Yeah, right.
33:53Yeah, yeah.
33:53Usually, that's the guys
33:54who didn't really have a chance.
33:55Yeah, yeah, exactly.
33:56What if they had a chance,
33:57they got blown up.
33:58Yeah.
33:58Yeah, nah.
33:59See?
34:00He been mad at him all along
34:02when it's really his honey.
34:05She never mentioned this before.
34:08And that is the real problem.
34:11And the problem
34:12is not because of you.
34:15The problem is because of her.
34:18That's what happens
34:19when your ass go looking for evidence
34:21in all the wrong places.
34:22He should have kept his mouth shut.
34:24He's giving beer can ammunition.
34:27I never expected that.
34:29That's crazy.
34:30He told the worst person
34:31that he could.
34:32Oh, gosh.
34:33I'm disappointed in Michael.
34:35It's like,
34:36man, you threw Laura under the bus
34:38and backed up and ran over her.
34:41Now she's going to get,
34:41she's going to get a lot of problems
34:43from him, watch.
34:44I believe you
34:45and I don't believe Laura anymore.
34:47My trust is broken right now.
34:52There is one secret.
34:55There will be probably more.
34:57It's a closet full of...
34:58We learned that in Nigeria, right?
35:02You'd say one thing
35:04and then more comes behind that.
35:06She kept something from me
35:08and I don't know
35:09what is it going to be in the future
35:12or is there going to be a future?
35:20Yikes.
35:21Laura has some explaining to do.
35:23Mm-hmm.
35:24Now they're going to be friends
35:25and Laura's the bad guy.
35:26Exactly.
35:27He sucked Michael in.
35:29Michael's a wuss now.
35:30In my book,
35:31it's like,
35:31you wussed out, man.
35:33You wussed out on your buddy, Laura.
35:35He was tricked.
35:36I don't think he was...
35:36Yeah.
35:37I think he was manipulated.
35:38So he just...
35:39He just got to do better
35:41about not getting manipulated.
35:42But I don't think he wussed out.
35:44I think he wussed out.
35:47Next time on Before the 90 Days.
35:49Last night was more sloppy
35:53than I thought it would be.
35:55I am not a virgin anymore.
35:57Oh!
35:58High stakes for the first time.
36:01High stakes for the first time.
36:03Their hearts connected.
36:05Something connected, all right.
36:06I don't know what was your hearts.
36:07It's way better than what I thought, okay?
36:09Me and my hand, I'm sorry.
36:10We're going to have to break up.
36:12Getting married doesn't mean
36:13you break up with your hands.
36:14It doesn't...
36:16Wow.
36:17What were you doing in the bathroom
36:18so long the other night?
36:20You know what?
36:22The chief priest says
36:23we have to do a cleansing.
36:24Look at his shrine.
36:26Are you sure this is the right way?
36:28He can say that I can't be cleansed.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:32What the hell is going on here?
36:34What the hell is going on here?
36:36What the hell is going on here?
36:38No, we just put...
36:39Oh, we just put...
36:40Hey, man, you're out.
36:41Oh, we'll get...
36:42Oh, we'll get...
36:43Oh, we'll get...
36:44Oh, we'll get...
36:45Oh, we'll get...
36:46Is he pointing at us?
36:47No, no, no, no.
36:48You leave that goat alone
36:49or you're coming to talk to me.
36:52Josh hasn't been transparent.
36:54The gnat situation is not cleared up
36:56and that's lingering over us.
36:57Oh, so we're going out again, man, with gnat.
37:00With gnat?
37:01That's not a good idea.
37:02You guys are emotionally tied.
37:04Yeah, absolutely.
37:04So why the am I here?
37:06Is it just, is this just sexual?
37:10This is like getting married last year.
37:13Have fun.
37:15Hey guys, let me ask you guys all the question.
37:19Am I crazy?
37:20Or is my guy living with a girl
37:21and getting financially supported crazy?
37:24Come on girl, you're going crazy.
37:27Oh, wow.
37:28What the with this?
37:30What happened to Elise?
37:32I don't know what happened to Elise,
37:33but all hell is breaking loose in that restaurant.
37:36Lisa, the homo gay, is having a hell of a day
37:39and I don't know if they're going to sacrifice her
37:41or the goat or what's happening,
37:42but I want to find out next week.
37:43It's scary, it's going to get even more tense next week
37:46and I cannot wait.
37:47This cocktail was so good, let's still have enough.
37:49I need a release like that.
37:50Oh my God.
37:51Dude, while you're in Tampa here,
37:53after work maybe you can hang around.
37:55Let's go, let's do some jet skis.
37:56I have like an access to the boats.
37:58What do you want to do?
37:59You're actually going to take me, do something fun?
38:00Some margaritas or some ?
38:02Let's do it.
38:02I'm going to be here for another week too.
38:04Yeah, man, let's go.
38:05Party's just starting.
38:06Yeah.
38:06Hey, you want to go outside and play with the Bonkies
38:09and maybe have a little bonfire?
38:11I would love to, Mom, but I don't want to be held responsible
38:14if the fire breaks out and plus it's a little late.
38:17I got to get home, I got to work in the morning.
38:18OK, well, I'll see you next week.
38:21This episode was really good.
38:22The menu was good and all that.
38:23This menu kind of left me gassy tonight.
38:25I got a lot of gas.
38:27Go .
38:28That .
38:29I get it.
38:30Where you running?
38:31I'm out of here.
38:32Don't leave.
38:33I got something nice for you.
38:34No, bye.
38:36Don't worry.
38:36I'll get you tonight.
38:37I'll get it under the blanket.
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