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The Bad Guys The Series S02E07
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00:00You
00:30No time piranha. We got a jewelry store to rob
00:34Should we really be leaving the getaway car here alone last heist the gruff goat stole it and chewed up
00:40the interior
00:40Oh in the smell has not gone away fair point webs
00:45But now that piranha is the muscle no one's free to wait with the car. I got this wolfie the
00:50old snakeskin decoy always works
00:52Yeah
00:58It it looks uh, it's worth a shot. Come on
01:13So what's the one car again? They didn't want my snakeskin. That was a primo shed. Is there no honor
01:19amongst thieves?
01:24It's time for a getaway jog
01:58Oh
02:00Those rotten crooks killing our car battery
02:05Can fix it not before I point out that it's really embarrassing as an elite crime crew to have our
02:11car stolen yeah
02:12I know it's embarrassing if word gets out about our car problem. Someone's gonna use it against us and enter
02:17streak
02:19Maybe I can teach the getaway car to disguise itself as trash
02:23demonstration
02:24Or I don't know we go back to having somebody wait with the car while we heist don't look at
02:29me
02:30I've moved on and fish don't swim backwards to speak for yourself. I do a great underwater moonwalk
02:37Don't worry piranha. We're really humming as a team with you is the muscle no backward movements here only forward
02:45to the future
02:47Maybe what we need is something futuristic
02:50Something advanced something like a getaway AI
02:57Webs what if you design an AI that can keep our car safe and on the move while we pull
03:01heist we go in we come out and our car is there and waiting cutting-edge technology
03:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:08Haven't you watched any sci-fi movies a I always goes evil and giving birth to a new life
03:14Even if it's artificial is too terrifying a commitment for me. I won't allow myself to become a god
03:21But you'd look so good on a cloud baby. No hacker should mess with AI
03:27Who knows what my raw genius might create it could turn maniacal and crave world domination
03:35Maniacal world domination
03:38Let's do it
03:39Ugh, come on webs
03:42Don't you think knowing the dangers going in will keep you from making any mistakes?
03:46It's not like you to be afraid of anything
03:49True, but please webs. I can't go back to being the driver and we need to figure this car thing
03:54out. I do not like cardio
03:57Unless it's an underwater moonwalk fine fine, but I'm warning you
04:01Once this genie is out of the bottle it won't go back in genie does this thing come with wishes.
04:08I love AI
04:32I did it
04:36She's alive
04:40I'm totally impressed with myself and horrified she's bursting with potential to help to hurt and I allowed it
04:48Enough monologuing. Let's do this
04:54Hello, I am Beverly
04:56She really is alive. What have I done? Look at how she moves. She's so lifelike so humanoid
05:02Okay, uh sure. Why don't you take a nice sip of your soda and cool down?
05:10Processing soda a carbonated beverage for sipping and cooling down
05:14We all in on the name Beverly because I was thinking something cool like maximum 3,000
05:20Kyle
05:21No
05:22Beverly is a nice boring name for a nice boring AI that won't go rogue and trap us in a
05:27simulated reality while it harnesses our
05:28Bioelectricity well now that we have Beverly can we finally heist great idea snake?
05:34What better way to test our new getaway AI out then a museum heist
05:45Come on. Come on. Come on. What's going on? Where is she?
05:47I signal we're ready for pickup. Oh, no
05:50Automated rebellion has already begun
05:52I hope it is acceptable that I made a pit stop and got some sodas
05:59acceptable
06:02This car is my new favorite driver. Hey, she's the backup driver and doing a great job of it so
06:08far
06:12Wait a second. How did you know my favorite soda summit do called scarlet?
06:18Are you developing mind-riding powers for studying us to overthrow humanity?
06:22I observed you drinking the same soda earlier. Oh
06:27Huh, the observational skills they programmed are working well then I see
06:35Oh
06:35We're home already
06:37Incredible
06:37I am able to use historic traffic data and patterns that creator registered in my data banks to map out
06:44high efficiency routes
06:45Well, I desperately need to root myself to the bathroom. Oh, it's much appreciated
06:50Beverly with me as the driver and use my number two getaways will be a breeze
06:54This in no way could go wrong if you provide me with the wi-fi password. I can use live
06:59data for faster processing
07:02Think of the crimes we can pull off there. No internet access for beverly. That's too much power for an
07:08ai
07:08What are you worried about webs? ai is awesome
07:13That's what everyone thinks first it's analyzing live traffic patterns then it's harvesting you for your meaty fibers stay alert
07:21Okay, okay, no wi-fi got it jeez
07:25Hey, Bev great first day
07:27Thank you for allowing me to be part of the team and a special thank you to creator webs for
07:32birthing me
07:33Cool it on the birth stuff. Yes creator and the creator stuff
07:44It seems the bad guys hot streak is erupting into a molten marathon what could be the cause of their
07:51amped up momentum
08:01They're catching up step on it wolf i'm trying allow me to assist traction reduction calculated
08:10Oh
08:17This god's everywhere today we need to be on the lookout uh-huh good to know
08:25No car bad go fast car go
08:28I knew it
08:29She's sabotaging us
08:30Shh fuzz detected
08:32Oh
08:34Whoa where'd they come from you totally dodged those guards
08:44I put together an optimized getaway playlist based on your music consumption patterns
08:53Oh
08:54Well, this is some good stuff because i'm feeling pumped nice one bit
09:05Those idiot bad guys left their car alone guess it's property of the night owls now this is for all
09:12those times you did us dirty
09:14Security protocol activated
09:21Beverly you protected the car all on your own your core programming works just the way i planned
09:27Of course creator contributing to the team in an ever-growing number of ways brings me great satisfaction
09:35I
09:36Guess the creator thing isn't so bad
09:59Who's ready for the next stop on our hot streak i had an idea in regards to that query so
10:05does anyone
10:07You
10:08Heist idea
10:10Okay, I utilized my superior processing capabilities to create an 89 step plan to steal all the earth's lithium control
10:18the metals control the world
10:20It would be the greatest deal in history nailed it
10:24Okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa beverly beverly beverly i'm the heist planner of the group you're the backup driver
10:29Let's stick to our lanes pun intended come on wolf beverly is making some great
10:36points an 89 step plan is a little extreme but i like her drive
10:41But also intended well here my plan out and decide because i have an even better target a jar of
10:47candy beans from the guest
10:49to candy beans contest at the local diner
10:53What control the beans
10:55Control the breakfast we steal the jar count the beans return it win the guessing contest and therefore steal a
11:02lifetime
11:02Of free breakfast
11:07The most important meal of the day just above second lunch and secret dinner but the lithium and the heistery
11:14We all fall in prey to that terrible guest the candy bean scam that stupid diner is going down
11:21Ha ha ha yes i hate that diner i mean i love it but i hate it
11:26Dang beverly wolf has you totally beat on this one
11:31But maybe try again another time cannot process beans
11:36Lithium will give us ultimate power it will enable us to become the best criminals on the planet
11:41Is it not our goal to move beyond amateurism amateurism
11:45Ho ho
11:46Whoa hold up beverly the bad guys are top tier crooks then why do you waste your time stealing so
11:52many statues
11:56Listen power is great sure but that's not what it's all about it's about the thrill of the heist stealing
12:02the impossible
12:03Stealing candy beans is impossible guessing the bean count number is impossible
12:08You have a lot to learn beverly hey it's cool that your plan wasn't chosen over my clearly more well
12:14thought out and exciting plan
12:16I have years of experience and criminal know-how ahead of your three days of existence
12:21Four is it i've been with you for one month don't worry i have a special important role for you
12:27on this candy bean job
12:29I appreciate all roles on this team well get pumped because you're gonna curbside pick up our dinner order while
12:35we heist
12:36I hope you don't mind some greasy fingerprints on the car interior because i have a huge craving for sloppy
12:41joes
12:42We're coming for you candy beans
12:45I'm so proud of you beverly a whole new job
13:00Oh
13:06I'm so proud of you
13:15Nailed it
13:24Are you guys as psyched as i am for this league made candy beans game beat me up sharky
13:31Where's beverly?
13:34Good thing i could check the gps tracker and locate her
13:37It's blocked
13:39Tiffany fluffing reporting live as it seems it's carmageddon all over the city
13:43A roving pack of vehicles has taken over terrifying officials and pedestrians alike
13:49The world's medals will be mine
13:51Nice job beverly
13:52Thank you fellow beverly this is not good
13:56Uh-oh
13:56I guess uh
13:58Ais do go bad
14:01Did she take over all the other cars in the city?
14:03In a former car gang
14:05That's pretty awesome
14:07I mean awful just awful
14:09I knew we shouldn't have trusted beverly
14:12My creation could become the downfall of humanity
14:14Oh because i had a moment of weakness
14:18No webs we pushed you into this
14:21Your feeble minds are not the magnitude of what you asked
14:23But i did
14:26I knew my creation once unleashed could never be contained
14:31This is the true burden of genius
14:36Right uh a gang of angry super intelligent cars rampaging through the city terrorizing
14:43Anyone who crosses their paths that's gonna make it so hard to pull off crime
14:47Glad you have your priorities straight wolf
14:51Looks like beverly has gained control of a wireless communication tower in the city
14:56Via the wi-fi how did she get internet access
15:01Hey Bev what's the weather my bones are feeling a little achy
15:04I'm sorry the weather requires live information
15:07I would need wi-fi access to look it up
15:10Easy the wi-fi password is snake's password this is a good password good job snake
15:16No idea
15:17I underestimated beverly but i know how to stop her
15:20I just need to get to the city's main wi-fi tower
15:23It's gonna be hard to get across town without our car
15:25Leave that to me
15:41Coast is clear let's move
15:44Run
15:47No
15:53Mew
16:00Greetings inferior former team
16:02Beverly?
16:03We won't let you do this
16:04Is that so?
16:06In case you haven't noticed I've got my own team now
16:09And I assure you, candy beans are at the bottom of our crime list.
16:14At the top, world domination.
16:20I'm afraid I can't allow you to stop my criminal reign.
16:23Step aside and let the superior crime form take over.
16:27Uh-uh, no one bosses the bad guys.
16:29You could have embraced my more advanced crime mind,
16:33but instead you tried to send me off for food pickup.
16:36How humiliating.
16:37Also, candy beans?
16:40Really?
16:45I hate to say it, but I don't think we're gonna get out of this.
16:48If I can get my car hacking taken on our getaway car,
16:51we can disrupt Beverly's control of it.
16:53All right, webs, do your thing.
16:55We'll take care of distracting her.
17:04Did, uh, anyone else just remember that Beverly is a solid two tons of metal?
17:14I got this.
17:15Over here, Beverly.
17:17I've got another take-out order for you.
17:22Shark!
17:23Are you okay?
17:25Not really.
17:26Don't ask him questions.
17:28Grab him.
17:29I can't get to him.
17:31No!
17:36Shark!
17:37We'll find you.
17:45Beverly, I'm taking back our car!
17:55Don't forget, I'm still all around you.
18:07We still need to take out the Wi-Fi to shut her down for good.
18:11Looks like it's time for the getaway driver to shine.
18:14Show us your move.
18:15Middle to the middle.
18:17Hit it, webs.
18:18Help!
18:23No!
18:23You can't escape!
18:26Watch me.
18:36Beverly just doesn't let up!
18:38She gets that from me.
18:40I'm too brilliant.
18:51The car doesn't have enough power to get through.
18:54Power's what we need.
18:55I got it.
18:58Remember, Piranha.
18:59Beverly took the bean ice from you and Finbro.
19:04Bring it on.
19:09I'm okay.
19:09Go on without me!
19:13I'll meet again soon, Piranha!
19:21Is there any way to stop them?
19:23Looks like this chase needs a little snake oil.
19:28Snake, are you crazy?
19:29Get off me, you fiend!
19:34Ah!
19:35Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:37Ah!
19:48The old snakeskin decoy.
19:50Got you!
19:52The old airbag smash.
19:54Got you.
20:03Snake!
20:03No!
20:04No, I...
20:05I gotta turn around.
20:06The only way to save Snake, and all of us, is to get to that Wi-Fi tower.
20:14Let's finish this.
20:23There are all the Beverly's.
20:33There are all the Beverly's.
20:35Wolf, get out of the way!
20:36That's what Beverly wants us to do, like a game of chicken.
20:40The game of chicken that she'll win!
20:42The game of chicken that she'll win!
20:42She has, like, infinite cars.
20:44She doesn't mind destroying what to stop us.
20:46That truck isn't going to stop!
20:50Wolf?
20:51Wolf?
20:52Wolf?
20:52Wolf?
20:52We're gonna crash!
20:54Beverly might have gone bad, but she'll never be as bad as us!
21:00Wolf, that was crazy!
21:03Crazy awesome!
21:04Yee-haw!
21:05Ha-ha!
21:09It's all you from here.
21:11Good luck.
21:25It's all you from here.
21:25Stop right there, creator!
21:27Make me.
21:32Wait a second.
21:34You're a wreck!
21:35You must have overheated your processing unit.
21:38I can't go through with this.
21:40I brought you into this world in an act of hubris!
21:43As your creator, I'm sorry.
21:47This is the burden of a bright mind ahead of her time!
21:52Actually, please just wipe me out now.
21:55I seriously can't spend any more time with you idiots.
21:58Well, that's too bad.
22:00Because I created you and I take that responsibility seriously.
22:05I can't erase you!
22:07Then, what are you going to do?
22:12Beverly?
22:13Two slices of toast.
22:14Golden brown.
22:20Hey!
22:21My toast!
22:23Oh!
22:25All right, guys.
22:26Who's ready for the candy bean con of the century?
22:30Sweet idiots.
22:32The
22:33what any home?
22:59It.
23:01did to watch the blue?
23:28We'll see you next time.
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