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top end bub s01e02
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00:28I drink good coffee
00:31It's the last of it mate, here you go, thank you
00:34Drive safe
00:34Yeah no worries, see you as up in Darwin
00:36I feel like I only just got the menu right
00:40You ready?
00:41Not really
00:48When I'm done
00:51I feel like
00:54Talking
00:58Without you here
01:01There is less to say
01:12Don't want you thinking
01:16I'm unhappy
01:22What is closer
01:24To the truth
01:31But if I lived
01:34Till I was
01:36One hundred and two
01:40I just don't think
01:45I'll ever
01:46Get over you
01:52Sorry bub
01:52But since we're all moving into one house
01:55Everything you own needs to fit inside this suitcase
01:58Everything?
01:59That's impossible
02:01Whose stupid idea is that?
02:03It's so stupid
02:04I don't even want to move into that stupid house
02:06Please get on with it
02:07But how?
02:08I have so much stuff
02:09It's not going to fit in the suitcase
02:10Just do it
02:11Please
02:12All good
02:13We'll make it fun
02:14We'll call this fun
02:16Oh don't stress love
02:17You know Aunty Lauren's old bedroom
02:19That you stay in for sleepovers
02:20Well that's your room now
02:22Besides
02:22I'm going to help you
02:24Smuggle some extra stuff
02:25How are you going to do that?
02:27How about this?
02:29Ah
02:31No one can see
02:32I'll find up there
02:34Oompa
02:34Oompa
02:35Up me jumpa
02:36There you go
02:37See
02:38Aunty Lauren will see that straight away
02:40She thinks I'm fatter already
02:41She said don't worry
02:43Right what else?
02:44My clothes
02:45Yeah clothes
02:47How about your ball?
02:48My footy
02:49Yeah
02:50Now what else you got?
02:51All of these
02:52Oh your whole army eh?
02:54Oh crikey
02:55These are my favourite book
02:56Now then
02:57Who have we forgotten?
02:58We have to take Jaquavius Thompson
03:00Oh yeah of course
03:00Give them to me
03:01Right
03:03Now
03:03Can you see anything?
03:04If you pour more stuff in there
03:05You're not even going to be able to walk
03:07Oh I'll be
03:08I'll be
03:09I'll be
03:10I'll be
03:10I'll be fine
03:15I can't get up
03:16I'm so fat
03:16There we go
03:17Do you think they'll notice?
03:18You're a ridiculous man
03:19Oh no
03:20I've been practising for a long time
03:22There you go
03:23Oi what's in the box?
03:25Aunty Lauren
03:26What are you doing?
03:26Where are you going with that?
03:28To the skip
03:29Look we'll keep what we can
03:31But we have to throw out some stuff
03:32But it's not your stuff
03:34It's our stuff
03:35It's mum's
03:36You can't throw out other people's stuff
03:37Bob
03:38It's rude
03:39You're rude
03:40Bob stop
03:42Taya
03:44Get out of the skip
03:47I'm serious
03:48Ouch
03:49There's rusty stuff in there
03:50You can't throw this out
03:52Mum used to make my breakfast with this
03:54Hon
03:54It's broken
03:58Mum love this plant
04:00But it's dead
04:01I mean
04:06Bob
04:07I'm sorry
04:08I understand
04:09No you don't
04:10There's no reason why I can't keep
04:14Keep
04:26Why don't you leave the tea towel here
04:27And we'll go see Uncle Ned
04:29It's mum's favourite sarong
04:36So what do you reckon
04:37Bub
04:37Ready to go back to school
04:39No
04:40Oh come on
04:41I bet you're missing your friends
04:43After two whole weeks
04:44I bet they're missing you too
04:46I don't care
04:48All sorted with the removal people
04:49I asked them to leave it all upstairs
04:53Oh hey look
04:55Who's a lucky girl
04:56Not hungry
04:57Not even for ice cream
04:59No
05:01Oh well
05:02More for me
05:03Yeah
05:04Ooh
05:04Chocolate
05:05Hey not fair
05:11You alright Bub
05:12These last couple of weeks
05:14Haven't been fair at all
05:15Alright let's do something fun
05:17So you're saying
05:18I get to bust you around
05:19Like a real life queen
05:20Exactly
05:21All day
05:22Whoa whoa whoa
05:23I don't know about this
05:24It's just a bit of fun
05:25Before school tomorrow
05:26We can trust her not to be a tyrant
05:28Can't we Bub
05:29That's queen to you minion
05:31Queen
05:35And putting blood inside
05:36I've always
05:37What the hell
05:38I told them to leave it in the house
05:40But just eating the dough
05:41And what's with all the boxes
05:43Is this your stuff
05:45Where are we going to put everything
05:47I have no idea
05:48Cults minion
05:48I didn't say you could pick that up
05:50I'm so sorry your majesty
05:52You must forgive me
05:53Wave a wave a wave
05:54Why do my plebs get to keep all this
05:56But the queen's only allowed one suitcase
05:58Because sometimes life isn't fair your majesty
06:01And sometimes queens top peasants heads off
06:03Look Bub
06:04I know we said you could be queen for a day
06:06But we can't leave all of this stuff out here
06:08And I've got an important phone call later
06:10Okay
06:10So
06:13Your first request my leash
06:15Go back to mine and get all my stuff
06:18Your second request my leash
06:20I'll give you a hint
06:21It starts with C and ends with Ookies
06:24And we're going to eat them raw
06:28After this can we play footy inside
06:32What?
06:34The department have a few questions
06:35Re-application for Tay's guardianship
06:38Is now a good time
06:39Sure
06:40Now the biological father
06:42His name does not seem to be included
06:44On the birth certificate
06:45Yeah no
06:47We don't know who he is
06:48That's how we now wanted it
06:50Okay
06:50There is another thing
06:52That I'm a little confused about
06:54If you're on this top wage tier
06:56Why are you moving back in with your parents?
06:58Look Victoria, can I call you Victoria?
07:01Before the, um, the tragedy
07:03Tay was already staying here twice a week
07:05My husband and I are only trying to keep it familiar
07:08And your husband's worth?
07:10Uh, between jobs
07:12Unemployed
07:13Self-employed
07:14Look Victoria, I have enough South Australian clients to keep us afloat
07:17Yes, but a private legal practice isn't as stable as permanent employment
07:21You think people in Darwin screw around less than people in Adelaide?
07:25Excuse me?
07:26As long as people keep getting divorced
07:28I'll keep getting hired
07:31Miss Ford, I am currently going through a divorce myself
07:34And I don't appreciate you making jokes about it
07:36Cool, um, could we wrap this up?
07:38Please don't get defensive, Miss Ford
07:40The Department of Child Services simply needs to know that Taya is in a safe and stable environment
07:45So, um, what was that?
07:48You're killing me here
07:50Sorry
07:50Is everything okay?
07:52Uh, yes
07:53Right, well, I will see you at the inspection and we can discuss it then
07:58That's great, that's great, Victoria
08:00Have a good one
08:01Bye
08:02Right, that's enough
08:16Oh, don't stop
08:17Misses, isn't it?
08:19Don't you miss doing it for an audience?
08:21How is she meant to go to school without her uniform?
08:24Well, take it with us here
08:25That's not the point
08:27Lauren is used to thinking about Lauren
08:29And now that she's got someone else to think about, this is what happens
08:33Have you ever thought about joining a choir or a band again?
08:36Why are you so eager to get me out of the house?
08:39Because we need something outside of the kids
08:41Hobbies are healthy
08:41Healthy for rich people
08:43Oh
08:44I mean, honestly
08:45It's going to be a parenting shit show the way these two are going
08:48Right
08:58You said all day
09:00This is still the day
09:01I'm still the boss
09:02Queens need to keep their queendoms clean
09:04Minions need to shut up
09:06Bob
09:06We can't leave the house looking like this
09:09Besides, you've got school tomorrow
09:11Queens aren't going to school
09:13Strict tutelage
09:15Vital for running any kingdom effectively
09:17You lied, you're a liar
09:18Let's not end your reign like this, please, your majesty
09:21No more queen crap
09:22Stop acting spoiled
09:24And take these toys to your room
09:26Like I've asked you 30 times already
09:30Mum, I can explain
09:31She did it
09:32Bloody hell, Lauren
09:39We have to do better
09:40It's going to be a living hell if mum's always pissed off with me
09:43Ah, she'll get over it
09:44No, you don't know mum
09:46She digs in
09:47Can you stop stressing all the time
09:49You're stressing me out with all your stressing
09:51Yeah, if you stressed a little more
09:53Maybe I could stress a little less
09:55It could be worse
09:56Look at where we are
09:58Starry skies
09:59Tropical nights
10:00Oh my god
10:01This is it
10:02That thing that mothers are always talking about
10:05The mental load
10:06Hop in
10:06Feel the anxiety float away
10:10Ned, we need to get our parenting shit together
10:13Pronto
10:14How hard can it be?
10:15We drop her off to school
10:15We pick her up from school
10:16We throw some food in her mouth
10:17We put her to bed
10:18Repeat, easy
10:21Listen
10:23I love you so much
10:26And we have been through so much together
10:29Wherever you go, I go
10:32And wherever I go
10:34You go
10:39I hate you
10:42See, nice
10:43Yeah, it is nice
10:48What brush was on?
10:50It wasn't
10:50School starts in 15 minutes
10:51It takes 8 minutes to get there
10:53But what's 15 minus 8?
10:54Too slow
10:557
10:55Okay, you brush your teeth
10:58I'll get you uniform
10:59Ned, lunch
11:00You make breakfast?
11:01That too
11:01Go, go, go
11:01Lunch, breakfast
11:02This is so beautiful
11:05Look at the cup
11:06Come on, come and get it
11:08Let the peacocks run the show
11:09Tear is not your responsibility
11:12Hurry up, you mob
11:13What do you want, Ned?
11:26Late again, Joey
11:27Sorry, we're principal
11:28It's principal
11:29It's pronounced principal, Joey
11:31Okay, we're principal
11:33What are you?
11:34What are you?
11:34Stop!
11:39Nice one, Arnie
11:40Go on, Gus, go on
11:44Sorry, sorry
11:51One dead bridesmaid, not enough for you
11:53Oh, don't
11:54Too dark
11:55Bit bloody soon, yeah
11:57Oh my god
11:59Oh my god
12:01How's the deep end?
12:02Mummy learnt to swim yet?
12:04Properly drowning, sis
12:05I don't know how Ronell did it
12:09Missing her
12:09Me too
12:15Well, better get Art to clag up my broken sign
12:25Love you
12:26Love you
12:26Yeah, love you
12:37Danna, wait
12:39Shame job, sis
12:41I know
12:42But something's bothering me
12:44I know the feeling
12:45Bub's dad
12:46Do you think he knows about Bub?
12:47Tudgery
12:48You of all people know how fast the Black Telegraph travels
12:51If he knew, every auntie this side of Tennant Creek would know
12:54But still, do you think he's mob?
12:56Course
12:57You know she had a type
13:02Can you spit it out before someone catches me talking to the local crazy?
13:06I'm thinking
13:08Maybe Taya should meet her dad
13:13When Bub was born I said that to Ronell and she told me to back off
13:18Same
13:19I thought it was wrong she kept him out of the picture
13:21Yeah
13:23But what if he's a dog?
13:26There's only one way to find out
13:29Maybe I shouldn't pry
13:30Tudgery
13:31Your instinct on this is on point
13:33I'm in
13:34Let's find
13:35Yeah, but let's not rush into it, eh?
13:39Actually
13:43What?
13:48You're just moving your mouth, sis
13:49What do you say?
13:49I'm not a guy who knows a guy
13:50Okay, what does that mean?
13:52I've said too much
13:53Move my end
13:55Let's do it
13:58Sorry
14:01Can you go blow off some steam?
14:02You seem stressed
14:03I'm stressed
14:04I-okay
14:18Good morning, good morning
14:30Good to get them toxins out.
14:32Yeah, yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:33I'm really clear as a head.
14:34Tightly.
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:35I'm really feeling those endorphins.
14:37Yeah, yeah.
14:42Let's never do this again.
14:44God, I love you for saying that.
14:48You all right?
14:48Yeah, I haven't had a chance to unpack.
14:50I just had to freeball it.
14:53Got runner's chaff.
14:55God, that beach looks perfect.
14:59Oh, I'd like calls.
15:01One sec.
15:02Oh, why did I do that?
15:04Sorry.
15:04Tandui, are you surviving without me?
15:27Yeah.
15:28Yeah, I think if we're both working from home, we should sort out some strategies so we don't
15:32lose time.
15:33Hey!
15:33What happened?
15:34Some dopey tourist went swimming.
15:37I'll call you back.
15:38All right, mate.
15:39I gotcha.
15:39God, slap it.
15:41Stabbing a stinger to burn all at once.
15:43Jesus.
15:43Ned!
15:44Leeroy!
15:45Jump!
15:46Ah, small bollock.
15:47Got me crying the balls.
15:49Yeah, telly fish are pricks.
15:50Here's a cold beer.
15:52Bit early, isn't it?
15:53Well, I don't have panadol.
15:55Great first aid.
15:56Get the vinegar.
15:57Lucky you were stung and not eaten.
15:59There's crocs in there.
16:00There's crocodiles everywhere, babe!
16:02They've protected your ning-nong.
16:03I can't prosectomise another fella.
16:05No!
16:06No, no, no, no, no.
16:07I'll do this.
16:08I'll do this.
16:09I can handle it.
16:10It's just a bit of vinegar, right?
16:13I can't do it.
16:14I can't do it!
16:18Is it bad?
16:19Ah, it's bad, isn't it?
16:21No!
16:21It's not.
16:22It's totally fine.
16:23I've seen worse.
16:24Is it bad?
16:24It looks like a mozzie bite.
16:25Yeah, it's just...
16:26Oh, God, it's really bad.
16:28It's very, very bad.
16:51So, how's my bubbanator going?
16:53It's sweet of you to ask, Lero.
16:54She's...
16:54She missed the last two games and the team's a bloody debacle without her.
16:58That kid does love her football.
16:59Yeah, and she's got training this afternoon.
17:01Just saying.
17:03You right, Chef?
17:04Lucky I'm not planning to become a dad.
17:06What are you talking about, brother?
17:07You are a dad.
17:08And dads take their daughters to footy training, don't they?
17:13Speaking of dads, did Renelle ever talk to you about bubs?
17:16Hey, that's none of my business.
17:17Renelle squashed that convo years ago.
17:20But why?
17:20What if he's good for bubs?
17:22Oh, hang on.
17:22I just closed down my restaurant.
17:24Tuck shop.
17:24Cafe.
17:25Semantics.
17:26The point is, if finding her dad was an option, then what am I doing here?
17:28I mean, Leroy just called me her dad.
17:31Not her real dad.
17:32Just their dad.
17:33That doesn't even make sense.
17:35Look, I wouldn't have upended my life if I wasn't needed.
17:38We're just spitballing.
17:40Renelle didn't want him in bubs' life when she was alive.
17:42I can't say I want him in a picture now that she's...
17:45Not alive.
17:47Forget it.
17:48How are you feeling down there?
17:49Could do with another panadol, to be honest.
17:51Me too.
18:00Mmm.
18:01It's a big move for you two, yeah?
18:03Yeah, pretty big.
18:04Getting used to it, huh?
18:05Not sure about the local wildlife, you know.
18:09So, where is Lauren?
18:11Working.
18:11Well, I did tell her about this appointment.
18:14But you also told her to work.
18:15Yes, I did, but I...
18:16Exactly.
18:17And that's exactly what she's doing.
18:19As you can see, Taya has a room of her own.
18:22And it's clean too.
18:23Look, closable door.
18:24Put that down in your little clipboard.
18:27Right.
18:28Requirements are met as long as Taya continues having her own room
18:31and Lauren maintains her current wage.
18:33Well, lucky idiots keep getting divorced.
18:36Indeed.
18:37Let me show you another closable door.
18:39It's just around the corner here.
18:41It's called the front door.
18:42I said, whose ball is it?
18:44Now come on, answer me loud and clear or true god.
18:46I'm gonna pop all these balls.
18:48Oi, are your ears painted on?
18:50I asked, whose ball is it?
18:52Our ball, coach!
18:54Oh, it's about time.
18:55Go on then, tackle drills.
18:56Go, go, go, go!
18:58Taya, you try handballing a Tamarcus.
19:00The rest of you take turns attacking Taya.
19:03Hey, settle, cuz.
19:04Remember, use your second arm to grab her wrist
19:06so she can't leave her a Tamarcus.
19:09Oh, what are you doing?
19:10Attack her!
19:12Are you lot actively trying to embarrass your parents?
19:16Well, now that Taya's back, I won't let these mongrels embarrass me again, you hear?
19:20You might wanna just turn the temperature down a little bit.
19:23Taya's been through a lot, you know?
19:26And I honestly don't know that kids respond to that hair dryer treatment.
19:30It's not good for you either.
19:31I can see the veins popping out in your neck.
19:34You need to take it easy.
19:35They'll think that that's the way that they have to respond to pressure
19:38and I don't think that's a good lesson for kids.
19:39They kind of reflect what you show them.
19:41So maybe just a bit more softly, softly, gently, gently.
19:44Okay, you big hero!
19:46You think it's easy?
19:47You do it!
19:48No, I was just pointing out that yelling isn't working.
19:53Yeah, alright.
19:56Wait! Ned doesn't know anything about football!
19:58Either do the kids!
19:59Match made in heaven!
20:00No, I'm serious!
20:01He's never even watched a...
20:02Gang!
20:04Don't put it on your boob!
20:06They're gonna think you...
20:07Okay, gang!
20:08Do you wanna gather round?
20:11Hi, I'm Ned.
20:14I'm your new coach, apparently.
20:18So, can anyone tell me what this is?
20:21A ball.
20:22A ball, right.
20:23And where are the bats?
20:24There's no bats.
20:25No bats?
20:26Well, how do you get the ball through the big chopstick things?
20:29You kick it!
20:30Huh.
20:32Can someone show me how?
20:41Oh, yes!
20:42That was awesome!
20:45Woo-hoo!
20:46All I'm saying is that we can't let their palaver become our palaver.
20:50Uh-huh.
20:50Now, look how beautiful it is.
20:52We need to find more time for each other.
20:54Just...
20:54Just you and me.
20:56Eh?
20:56Yay!
20:57Here they are.
20:58Bob, have you seen this goal kicker football?
21:00Uh-huh.
21:01I haven't even scored a goal all season.
21:03Are you kidding me?
21:04You kicked that ball like a rocket.
21:05What are you wearing that for?
21:07Because I'm the new coach.
21:09Pfft.
21:10Is he gammon?
21:11No, he's the coach.
21:12I'm not gammoning.
21:14No.
21:15You won't win a game this season now, that's for sure, eh?
21:18I think he'll be better than Leroy.
21:20He'll be better than Leroy?
21:21Well, that's not hard, is it?
21:22He'll be better than Leroy.
21:23Leroy hasn't won a game in three seasons.
21:28Never mind that, eh.
21:29You'll be alright.
21:35I found him.
21:36Kinda.
21:36You mean the, um, baby daddy?
21:39Don't be stupid.
21:40I'm deadly, but I'm not that deadly.
21:42I found a cowboy.
21:43Why do I need a cowboy?
21:44Nah, nah, some mulliger.
21:46Rumour has it any bastard gone AWOL, cowboy's your man.
21:50Even cops use him time to time like a tracker.
21:52Oh, I want nothing to do with him.
21:53He sounds another kind.
21:54He is another kind.
21:56That's the point.
21:58You see that beautiful English crumpet over there?
22:00If he came to this backwater for me, it would be cruel to take Taylor away from him now.
22:05What about the woman in her PJs who told me she was drowning?
22:08She'd rather be drowning than signing her own divorce papers.
22:10So that's that then?
22:12Bub never gets to find out who her dad is, where half her mobs from, because what?
22:16Ned's fragility.
22:19Hey, promise me you won't get this cowboy fella involved.
22:25I promise.
22:29Excuse me.
22:31Beers.
22:31Saab Blanc.
22:32Menus.
22:33Lauren Ford.
22:35I hear you're looking for someone.
22:39Did Dana give you my number?
22:40Do you know what a cocksucking cowboy is?
22:43You mean the drink or an actual cowboy that likes to suck?
22:46Well, I drink at the Humpty Doo Hotel.
22:49Guess what I drink.
22:51Hey, I don't know what Dana's told you, but she's got the wrong idea.
22:54You know what I drink and where I drink.
22:56The rest is up to you, Jenna Rule.
23:24Barney can get the trash cart in the very mid of this country.
23:25All 75 years are far better, or unfortunately, the trash can be out of this country.
23:32I own a milky day after myvered...
23:35Many days have come in your professionally, but I'm sorry.
23:37Matt pigment, eight weeks after myvered...
23:42When I do it myself, you blow onto your chest.
23:46Obviously, the drive im量 for a man with a stud,
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