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90 Day Pillow Talk Before the 90 Days S08E15
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00:03And it's Sunday night, and this menu is going to be spicy!
00:08The show is getting ready to start.
00:10Are you ready?
00:11I'm ready.
00:12You always ready.
00:16Where is the honesty?
00:19Up to 20-something years with your fellow woman.
00:24This is an abomination.
00:26Hey, uncle, look over here.
00:28Lunk, uncle.
00:28Poor abomination.
00:30Abomination right here.
00:31Uh-oh.
00:32Look at that face.
00:33I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
00:36That's what that is.
00:38And, like, I know Muhammad is close by, so I'm getting, like, nervous.
00:42Like butterflies.
00:44Especially because I have my engagement ring that Muhammad gave to me last year when he proposed.
00:52Damn.
00:54Ziyad was back up for Muhammad, and Muhammad is back up for Ziyad.
00:57If I had found out that you were still holding on to, like, an engagement ring from another lover, I'd
01:02go all Latina a lot on you.
01:03Oh, Latina.
01:06If you want something, just go for it.
01:09You don't have to play games.
01:12Tell me you love her.
01:14Tell me you love her.
01:16Be honest, Michael.
01:18Don't be honest.
01:19Tell the truth you're going to be a-
01:21I agree.
01:22Lie.
01:23It's a trick question here.
01:24Really.
01:30All right, here we are.
01:31Welcome to Tampa.
01:32Hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:34You know, it's actually my first time in Tampa.
01:36Never been.
01:37I mean, if you even call this Tampa, I feel like I'm in the middle of the woods over here.
01:40In the swamp.
01:42Are you telling me that Miami is better than Tampa?
01:45Yeah, I would say so.
01:46Shut up.
01:47How do you like this season so far?
01:49Sometimes, you know, like, I laugh so hard I almost myself, you know?
01:52You don't.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:55Hopefully, I feel like it's going to be a good one tonight, too.
01:58Let's watch.
01:59I'm so excited to see Lisa and Daniel.
02:02Lisa spilled the guts that she was with women for 21 years.
02:07Can you imagine that?
02:08What's the uncle going to do?
02:10Perform an exorcism or something?
02:12I don't know.
02:13I'm ready to see beer kind of Michael.
02:15This is going to be interesting.
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:16Kick that beer can to the curb.
02:20Let's talk about Lisa and Daniel.
02:22I want to know what's going on.
02:24Does Daniel really think she is evil?
02:26I think he does.
02:27I don't know if he's going to accept her ever, to be honest.
02:29But what do you think about Elise and Joshua?
02:31I've been loving seeing them.
02:33They're crazy.
02:34I think they're in love.
02:35I think Elise is going to start going off.
02:37Do you think?
02:38Which is good for us.
02:39Let's see.
02:40Let's see.
02:41Boy, what are you doing?
02:44Last week, Josh gave Elise a back massage.
02:47So this week is your turn.
02:49Let's go.
02:50Get the massager.
02:51Get those fingers ready.
02:52Massage my hairy back.
02:56Your sandpaper-ass feet,
02:58put your feet off me, man.
03:01The joy started.
03:02Let's work.
03:04Your feet need lotion.
03:13Okay, where we at?
03:15I hope you're not as bad at guessing this is my wife.
03:17She always guesses the wrong country.
03:19We're always like, oh, where are we?
03:20She's like...
03:20It's Australia, dude.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Clearly.
03:27I'm worried.
03:29Yeah, you best be worried.
03:30I can't imagine being in her situation.
03:34I'd feel very embarrassed.
03:36Like, gee whiz.
03:38Will you speak first?
03:40Yes, I have to speak first.
03:42I have to talk to him.
03:42He's my uncle.
03:43So I will explain everything to him.
03:47Daniel, what's going to happen if he doesn't forgive us?
03:50I don't know.
03:51I can't tell.
03:53Let's go there first.
03:56Once Uncle finds out she's been lying about her past,
03:59that's it.
04:00She's going to be written off.
04:01Nigeria is not a place to say,
04:04gee, I've been a lesbian for 21 years.
04:07She didn't lie.
04:08She just omitted.
04:09She didn't say everything.
04:10Right?
04:12Yeah.
04:13That's going to be the biggest problem.
04:14Probably in their culture, like, lying is a big deal.
04:17Yes.
04:17And the fact that she lied to his face,
04:18it's not going to go over well.
04:19I would say in every culture,
04:21being a liar is up.
04:22Yeah, of course.
04:22When the uncle finds out this secret,
04:25the uncle's going to go like,
04:27what the this woman is?
04:35Oh,
04:37Uh-oh, here he comes.
04:39Boy, get ready for this one, unk.
04:41Oh, damn.
04:42It's uncle.
04:43He's like the mafioso.
04:45He's like the big daddy.
04:47Look, you can tell he means business.
04:48Look at his sandals.
04:49I don't think he's going to handle this well.
04:51He's going to be like,
04:51you can't marry this woman.
04:55Um,
04:57before you approved our marriage,
04:59there are some things she told me,
05:01which I told you,
05:04that she have divorced two times.
05:06But after all the blessings,
05:08she told me that
05:09she have gotten married five times.
05:16They all go like,
05:17what the f***?
05:18Uh-oh.
05:18Look at that face.
05:19I'm going to put my boot up your ass face.
05:22That's what that is.
05:25And, uh,
05:26she has not been divorced legally.
05:31She stole much.
05:33Oh, wait.
05:35Just wait a minute.
05:36Oh, you haven't heard the last of it.
05:38Oh, this isn't the best part.
05:41So this is what she told me.
05:43And she also told me that
05:44from 21 years now,
05:46that she has been in a relationship
05:50with several women.
05:53Not just one.
05:54And married to them.
05:56Is she going to turn on the tears?
05:58That's what I would do.
05:59You told me that, uh,
06:02you have stopped everything
06:04I have.
06:05About, uh, lesbianism.
06:07I have.
06:07I have.
06:08But why am I hearing this one now?
06:12Where is the honesty?
06:14This is an abomination.
06:18Abomination?
06:19Oh, my gosh.
06:21That's a strong word.
06:22Hey, uncle.
06:23Look over here.
06:24Blunk uncle.
06:25Or abomination.
06:26Abomination right here.
06:28His uncle's probably like...
06:29Uncle is like...
06:30He's like...
06:31I thought it couldn't get worse
06:32at this point.
06:33Like, what is happening?
06:34He just looks so...
06:35Water.
06:35Water, please.
06:55When I came to you
06:56you can never change your past.
06:57You just alternate your future.
06:59She's not a part of your religion.
07:00She's not African.
07:02It didn't happen when she knew him.
07:04Why do people put themselves
07:06in these, like,
07:07very predictable situations?
07:09Like, you know
07:10what's going to happen here, right?
07:11Why would you put yourself
07:12into that position?
07:13If you love somebody
07:14and you want to be with them,
07:15the past is the past.
07:16You know, I've messed up
07:17a thousand and one times.
07:18Oh, me too.
07:18The past doesn't define me.
07:30Oh!
07:32Uncle say don't get married.
07:34I need to breathe.
07:37Oh!
07:38He has no sympathy
07:40for her whatsoever.
07:42She's having a panic attack.
07:44Uncle, come on now.
07:46Yeah, if somebody
07:46get that woman in her back,
07:48she's hyperventilating or something.
07:49You don't know
07:49if she's got asthma.
07:53Why is she crying?
07:55In spite of the offense
07:56she has committed.
07:58She's still crying.
08:01I wonder.
08:02I wonder.
08:03Why is she having
08:03a panic attack?
08:04Yeah.
08:05You know, she's crying
08:06because she feels guilty.
08:08She feels she lost her chance
08:10with her true love, Daniel.
08:13Uncle should know that.
08:15I feel she is a pretendent.
08:18Just to get sympathy
08:19from me.
08:22That's another offense.
08:23Damn.
08:24I think so too,
08:25I didn't see a tear.
08:26You did say that, yeah?
08:27I didn't see a tear.
08:28Man, his fainter is tight.
08:31You know what?
08:31I'm not going to call
08:31my uncle no more.
08:32He's the warden.
08:33I forgave her the first time.
08:37Now, I withdraw my approval
08:39and my blessing.
08:41Oh my God.
08:42This is not going right.
08:44I think at the end of the day here,
08:47he's going to give her a chance.
08:49He seems pretty pissed.
08:50I don't know if he will.
08:58It's kind of crazy that I'm back
09:00because I wasn't expecting
09:02to see Muhammad
09:04ever again
09:05after he broke up with me.
09:07Oh, she's going to meet Muhammad now?
09:08That went fast.
09:10I know.
09:11I go like she was having sex
09:12with a virgin,
09:14what's his name?
09:15Z8?
09:15Z8, yeah.
09:16And after this,
09:17right now,
09:18Muhammad is next.
09:19This, her going to meet him
09:20and all that,
09:21proves that she doesn't really
09:23know what she wants.
09:24She's not in love
09:24how she says she is.
09:26She's now on to the next guy
09:27on the same vacation.
09:29And like I know Muhammad
09:31is close by,
09:32so I'm getting like nervous.
09:34Like butterflies.
09:36Especially because
09:37I have my engagement ring
09:39that Muhammad gave to me
09:41last year
09:42when he proposed.
09:43Hold on, hold on.
09:45Time out.
09:45Red flag this.
09:46So you was out there
09:47with Z8
09:48and you had another man's ring
09:51in your possession
09:52pretty much.
09:52So you've been holding on
09:54to that ring
09:55for a very long time.
09:56Well, see,
09:57that shows me
09:57she's not over Muhammad.
09:59No.
10:00You know,
10:00if I found out
10:01that you were still holding
10:02on to like an engagement ring
10:04from another lover,
10:05I,
10:05you would see a side of me
10:07that you never have.
10:08I really,
10:08I'd go all Latina
10:10all out on you.
10:11Oh, Latina.
10:13Jasmine ain't got
10:14on me.
10:15Panama, Mexico's coming.
10:17You gonna throw
10:17a shake at me?
10:21But I think him
10:23just being willing
10:24to come and see me
10:25for lunch or coffee
10:26or whatever
10:27is a sign
10:28that he would be open
10:29to potentially
10:33starting a relationship again.
10:35Hold up.
10:36You just broke up
10:37with a guy
10:38not even
10:3924 hours ago.
10:40Ain't you already
10:41planning to jump the gun
10:43and be in another
10:43relationship?
10:44She's caliente as
10:46Well, well, well.
10:48Now the rules change.
10:49Zied was back up
10:50for Mohammed
10:50and Mohammed
10:51is back up
10:52from Zied.
10:52It's almost like
10:53football.
10:54Backups,
10:54you know,
10:54somebody takes
10:55the starting spot
10:56and the other one
10:56gets back in line.
10:58Well, then,
10:58you know what?
11:00Zied's feelings
11:00are kind of validated.
11:02Really?
11:02Then...
11:03So he was
11:04right about her.
11:05I know,
11:06and I hate
11:06thinking that way.
11:07Like,
11:08I hate being on his side
11:09because he was
11:10mean about her,
11:11but it proves
11:12him right.
11:15She's scatterbrained.
11:16She's not in love
11:17with either one of them.
11:19Yeah,
11:19she can't make her mind up.
11:20She needs to just
11:21stay home.
11:22Yeah.
11:24Hello?
11:25Hello.
11:25What do I do to drink, please?
11:27Um,
11:27I think I'm gonna wait
11:28to order until he shows up.
11:29Yeah.
11:30I'll just wait.
11:34So she's there first.
11:36The question is,
11:37you think he's gonna be
11:38with Mohammed?
11:38You don't know
11:38if Mohammed's dating
11:39somebody or married already.
11:41Don't go, Mohammed.
11:42Don't go.
11:43It's a trap.
11:44Oh,
11:44he's just thinking
11:45of that cleavage.
11:54Where's Mohammed?
11:56Oh!
11:57That's him?
11:58Yeah.
11:59That's him.
12:00Who the
12:00is that guy?
12:02That looks just like him.
12:05Everybody Mohammed now.
12:07She delusional.
12:09She delusional.
12:10You're gonna start
12:10seeing everything.
12:11You know,
12:11the desert play tricks on you.
12:13He's not gonna show up.
12:14You don't think?
12:15He's not gonna show up.
12:18Excuse me?
12:20Hi.
12:21Um,
12:22could I actually
12:22order a cappuccino, please?
12:24Yes.
12:26I'd get a cocktail.
12:28Well, that's why you drink coffee,
12:29to wake up.
12:30Maybe she need to wake up.
12:32Because I don't think Mohammed's gonna come.
12:34I think he's running game on him.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Oh, it says that Mohammed's online.
12:41Oh, it says that Mohammed's online.
12:41He's read all my messages,
12:43and he's online.
12:47I used to check that on yours all the time
12:49when we were long distance.
12:51Because you wouldn't answer for, like,
12:5320 minutes,
12:54and I'm like,
12:54when I wrote the text,
12:55it said he was online.
12:57Because I had a real job.
12:59I had a real one, too.
13:01I own the damn business.
13:07Uh-oh.
13:08Message.
13:13Are you kidding me?
13:15What?
13:16What'd he say?
13:17He blew her off, right?
13:19I can't make it.
13:20I broke my arm.
13:22A fiancé?
13:24He said he has a fiancé.
13:27What?
13:31This girl can't catch a break.
13:33Whoa.
13:34I wonder why he invited us.
13:35She did her Batman.
13:36Oh, yeah.
13:36He did her dirty.
13:37That's dirty.
13:39It's a sign you need to go home.
13:41Get out of Morocco.
13:43And how many of y'all women
13:44have got to go over there
13:45to realize,
13:47hey,
13:49Morocco's may not working out
13:50for us American women.
13:51Well, I'll tell you,
13:51they got a really good line.
13:53They make you feel loved.
13:55They really sincerely care.
13:58They must teach it in school or something,
14:00how to love bomb someone.
14:04Michael just arrived in Turkey,
14:06and it just feels
14:08really freaking awkward.
14:10I feel like Bearcon's
14:12being ridiculously cold to Michael.
14:14You think?
14:16He's acting like a prick.
14:17That's what he's acting like.
14:18Well, he acts like a big fake.
14:20Like, he thinks he's
14:21a big somebody.
14:23So, do you have any advice
14:24for Michael?
14:25Leave.
14:26Go back to the United States.
14:28Don't get in the middle of this.
14:32Looky, looky, looky
14:34what I got.
14:36Moroccan spiced oranges.
14:38Moroccan spice?
14:39What kind of spice is on them?
14:40Oh, there's some
14:41sesame seeds
14:42and cinnamon.
14:44And just try it, Julian.
14:47Mm-mm-mm-mm.
14:49This is a real thing.
14:50Isn't it good?
14:51These are the perfect treat
14:53for Emma in Morocco.
14:56Spicy.
15:06Okay.
15:07We got pussy in the streets.
15:09Oh.
15:10Cats.
15:11They got cats everywhere
15:11in this place.
15:12Yeah, man.
15:13We like cats.
15:14Yes.
15:15Yeah, man.
15:15But just passing by.
15:17Oh.
15:18So you haven't been to Turkey?
15:18No, I actually stopped there
15:20for two nights
15:21because the airplane
15:23was delayed,
15:24so I just ate some stuff.
15:25They have good food.
15:26Oh, yeah.
15:26They got really good food.
15:27Yeah, meat is good.
15:28Do you like
15:30what I like
15:31in this movie?
15:32Or violence?
15:36I don't know, man.
15:37Like, do you feel intimidated
15:38when Birkan is saying
15:39do you like violence?
15:41I don't know.
15:41This guy just scares me
15:42in general.
15:43But you're the pro.
15:44How should he be
15:44more intimidating?
15:45Actually, you're right, man.
15:46The skinny guy is like that.
15:48With them crossing legs,
15:49like this,
15:50they're the most
15:50scared.
15:51Scares me more than you,
15:53to be honest.
15:54Shoot, you're in my house, man.
15:55Like, what?
15:56What?
15:57Come on.
16:04Michael just arrived in Turkey
16:05and it just feels
16:07really freaking awkward.
16:10You think?
16:11Birkan's not making
16:12a good impression
16:13because he's acting
16:14like an ass here, though.
16:15Does he have to?
16:16If he came, he came.
16:17Does he have to, though?
16:18Does he want to?
16:19I know.
16:20If I really cared about Laura,
16:21I'd least try to.
16:24He's acting like a prick.
16:26That's what he's acting like.
16:27Well, he acts like
16:28a big fake.
16:29Like, he thinks
16:30he's a big somebody.
16:32It's almost like
16:33he's wanting
16:34a fight to happen.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Laura liked that
16:37because she looks like
16:38she's enjoying it.
16:39Like, oh, yeah,
16:40he's fighting for me.
16:41You know what?
16:42You probably got a good point.
16:43Maybe she want to put that
16:44in one of her novels.
16:45Birkan and Michael
16:47are fighting over me.
16:48Yeah.
16:48And I really don't know why.
16:51Birkan punches Michael
16:52and his sweat
16:53is pouring
16:54all over his body.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:56And I am just
16:57obsessed with watching
16:59them both sweat
17:00and fight over me.
17:02I feel like
17:04Birkan's being
17:04ridiculously cold
17:06to Michael.
17:07And really,
17:08it's so intentional
17:10and completely unnecessary.
17:12Yeah.
17:13I think he should be.
17:14It's unnecessary
17:15for you to have Michael
17:16over to meet
17:17your boyfriend.
17:18Like,
17:19you are the problem.
17:21How would you feel
17:22in his situation?
17:22I'd be doing the same thing.
17:23First of all,
17:24I wouldn't have allowed it.
17:25I would have said no.
17:26I'm not meeting
17:26with this guy.
17:28Tell him
17:28he can pack his bags
17:29and turn around
17:30and go back to America
17:31because I don't want
17:31him around this.
17:32That's it.
17:33If we met
17:34the first time
17:34and you said,
17:35oh, I'm bringing
17:36my friend to evaluate us,
17:37I'd be like,
17:38forget it.
17:39I'm freaking
17:40too old for this
17:41kind of crap
17:41if you can't
17:42figure it out yourself.
17:45So,
17:47if you want,
17:49I can show you around.
17:50This is my country.
17:52This is my city.
17:53And you're the friend.
17:55My love.
17:57What?
17:59Nice.
18:01See,
18:01it was just being him.
18:03He's nice.
18:04Wow.
18:05I don't know.
18:05If Birka Ann told me
18:06he was going to show me
18:07around Turkey
18:08and I was like,
18:08in this guy's situation,
18:10like,
18:10he should be worried.
18:11Yeah.
18:12He's like,
18:12you just have to go
18:13on that cliff over here.
18:14Very good.
18:14Walk down this alley.
18:16Just go down this alleyway,
18:18take a ride.
18:18You'll be fine.
18:20I had to be a jerk
18:22at the beginning,
18:23you know,
18:24because
18:25he has to know
18:25the boundaries.
18:27I played this game
18:29a lot
18:29and
18:30this is my strategy.
18:32I have to get
18:33information first.
18:34I'm going to get to know him
18:36and when I realize
18:37his motive,
18:39I'll be the mother
18:39that stops him.
18:42Hey,
18:42let's not forget,
18:43you got a ton of ACL,
18:45buddy,
18:45so you ain't in
18:46that great shape.
18:47I'll be the mother
18:48that stops him.
18:50I like him.
18:50Dude,
18:51this is serious guy.
18:52Look at his shoulders.
18:53This guy looks serious.
18:55Oh,
18:56he's like a knifing
18:57little
18:58beer can.
19:00God,
19:00I'd be afraid
19:01to turn my back
19:02on him, though.
19:07That's for you,
19:07people.
19:19Help me,
19:19God,
19:20if my daughter
19:20ever brought
19:21somebody home
19:21like that,
19:23we'd have
19:24a lot of problems.
19:25So do you have
19:26any advice
19:26for Michael?
19:27Leave.
19:28Go back
19:28to the United States.
19:30Don't get
19:31in the middle
19:31of this.
19:33He said,
19:34I don't want
19:34to hear from you
19:35anymore.
19:38I'm so done.
19:39I'm done.
19:41Well,
19:41she's really
19:42ticked off,
19:43but you brought
19:44it on yourself.
19:45She didn't even
19:46pay for her
19:47cappuccino.
19:48She's dipping
19:48out on that bill.
19:50The Beyonce
19:51got a hold
19:51of his phone
19:52and said,
19:53bitch,
19:53back off.
19:54That's what
19:54happened.
19:55I'm sure
19:55that's what
19:56happened.
19:56He's like,
19:57bye.
20:01Annie,
20:01Emma's going
20:02to Casablanca
20:03like the famous
20:04movie.
20:05Okay.
20:06Kiss me.
20:07Kiss me,
20:08and I guess
20:08it's your last time.
20:13No thanks.
20:15No thanks.
20:16You keep
20:16that over there.
20:21Where are we?
20:26Oh,
20:27Casablanca,
20:28Morocco.
20:29He said,
20:30leave me alone.
20:31I don't want
20:31to see you anymore.
20:32I have a fiance.
20:33What the
20:36did you think
20:37he was going
20:37to wait
20:38for you,
20:38Emma?
20:39Damn.
20:40He set you up.
20:41Honestly,
20:42I would do some
20:42like that to somebody.
20:44Especially somebody
20:44who did me wrong.
20:45Exactly,
20:46absolutely.
20:47I would just
20:47make her a bill
20:48and be like,
20:49hey,
20:49let's eat
20:50and give her a bill
20:51and after this
20:51I'll leave.
20:52Roll out,
20:52yeah.
20:52Not that I did
20:53it before.
20:56He literally
20:57called me
20:57and said he
20:58wanted to see me,
20:59asked if I was there.
21:03He said,
21:03I don't want
21:04to hear from you
21:04anymore.
21:07I'm so done.
21:09I'm done.
21:11Well,
21:12she's really
21:13ticked off,
21:13but you brought
21:14it on yourself.
21:15She didn't even
21:16pay for her
21:18cappuccino.
21:18She dipping
21:19out on that bill.
21:21He's like,
21:22bye.
21:23Well,
21:23that's totally
21:23his fiance.
21:24Yeah,
21:25it sounds like
21:25a girl.
21:26Yeah.
21:26The fiance got
21:28a hold of his phone
21:28and said,
21:29bitch,
21:29back off.
21:30That's what happened.
21:31I'm sure
21:32that's what happened.
21:33Okay,
21:34what now?
21:34Are you going
21:34to run back
21:35to Zied?
21:36Maybe it's a sign
21:37you should travel
21:37back home to L.A.?
21:38I bet you
21:39she's calling
21:39Zied right now.
21:40Oh, yeah.
21:41How does
21:41Muhammad get
21:42engaged?
21:43I'm still
21:44single,
21:45but Muhammad
21:45is engaged.
21:46In what world?
21:48Literally
21:49in what world?
21:51Why?
21:52And I'm not.
21:53Make it make sense?
21:58She sound like
21:59a hater, yo.
22:00She sound bitter.
22:02What is it?
22:03A contest?
22:03Who gets engaged
22:04first or married first?
22:07She's jealous.
22:08Yeah, she's jealous.
22:09Jealous and hurt
22:09at the same time.
22:10Yeah.
22:12I wish
22:12his fiance luck
22:13because I know
22:14she's probably
22:14going bankrupt
22:15with all the money
22:16she's sending him,
22:17everything she's doing
22:18to support him,
22:19all the gifts
22:19for him and his family
22:20because that's
22:21exactly what happened
22:22to me.
22:23So I honestly
22:23wish her luck
22:24and him.
22:26him,
22:27Zied,
22:28Muhammad,
22:28both of them.
22:32Sorry about
22:32F-bombs.
22:33F the world.
22:36Hey, it's like you.
22:37Every time I see you,
22:38this is what it sounds like.
22:40Eek, eek, eek.
22:43F-bombs.
22:45See ya.
22:46F-bombs.
22:47See ya.
22:50I know someone's
22:51going to meet me
22:51and someone's
22:52going to love me
22:53and someone's
22:54going to appreciate
22:54everything that I do
22:55and the person
22:56that I am.
22:57And I'm going to
22:58walk into this water
22:59and I'm going to
23:00swim to another country.
23:01I think it's time
23:02for her to go back
23:02to Los Angeles.
23:05Find herself
23:06a real man.
23:07This is a 180.
23:08This ain't 90 days.
23:09This is a 180.
23:10She just had to
23:10go see it
23:11or go get see it.
23:13Muhammad is not
23:14for you no more.
23:16F-bombs.
23:17This ring
23:17and F-bombs.
23:18Everything that
23:19it represented.
23:21They waiting.
23:22Throw that
23:23in the ring.
23:23I'm going to
23:23pick it up
23:24and pawn it.
23:25Who's that crazy
23:26American
23:27screaming at the water?
23:28Because I don't
23:28need it anymore.
23:30And I will find
23:31love somewhere.
23:34I'm done.
23:35Oh, she's going
23:36to throw the ring
23:36in the ocean.
23:37Go pawn it.
23:38I said get
23:39some money
23:39off of that.
23:40No, don't throw
23:41that in the ocean.
23:42Throw that in
23:42your bank account,
23:43girl.
23:44Ah!
23:51How far to go?
23:52If you're going
23:52to throw that,
23:53you need to
23:53pivot your hips,
23:55take your arm
23:55back further,
23:56put some ass
23:57into it.
23:57That was not a throw.
23:58I didn't know
23:59you could put your
24:00ass into a throw.
24:01You've got to put
24:01your ass into it.
24:02You've got to pivot
24:02and put your ass
24:03into it.
24:04Guess she doesn't
24:05need any money.
24:06Oh my gosh.
24:07You poor thing.
24:08Should we be laughing?
24:09I feel bad, you know?
24:10We shouldn't be laughing.
24:11In her world,
24:12she's sad.
24:13Well, yeah.
24:13I'd be bad for her.
24:14She's pretty.
24:16I think she's nice.
24:17You know,
24:18she's going to
24:18find somebody.
24:20Emma,
24:21how did you
24:21throw away
24:22the precious?
24:25You're supposed to
24:26keep the precious.
24:29You must adore
24:30the precious.
24:32Please be nice
24:33to the precious.
24:35You must love
24:36precious
24:36and you put
24:38precious on
24:39all precious.
24:41You don't
24:42never get rid
24:42of the precious.
24:46You say one thing
24:48and do another thing.
24:51Tomorrow,
24:53you may go back
24:54to your vomit.
24:56That's my word.
24:58What's that mean?
25:00To her
25:01lesbianism?
25:01Is that
25:02vomiting?
25:03Go back
25:03to your vomit,
25:04baby.
25:05What are you talking
25:05about?
25:06Bleh!
25:08Your facial hair
25:09was not growing in.
25:11It was so thin.
25:12Yeah.
25:12And I ordered you
25:13some stick-on
25:14facial hair.
25:15So now I have to
25:16wear fake hair?
25:17When I got with you,
25:18you were a boy
25:19and now you're a man.
25:20Well, in your defense,
25:20this part just doesn't
25:22seem to want to grow.
25:22So I guess this part
25:23has it.
25:24So maybe it'll look good.
25:25Tell me if I should
25:26let it grow.
25:26Let's see.
25:27Is it in the right place?
25:28Oh my God.
25:29My sex?
25:30You look like
25:30you're a criminal
25:31or something.
25:32Here, I'll put...
25:33Are you in a brow warden?
25:34Are you freed up?
25:35That look good.
25:36Let me see.
25:38No, that does not look good.
25:39Do I look like Madonna?
25:41No, I don't think
25:42these are going to work.
25:43I like it.
25:43That was a waste of money.
25:48Back in Nigeria
25:50and the lesbian woman
25:51from America.
25:55She should have known
25:56this is a bad idea
25:56from the beginning.
25:58Where's Ankh?
25:58My favorite...
25:59Oh boy.
25:59My favorite scary person.
26:02Poor, poor Lisa.
26:04Calm down, Lisa.
26:06Come on, Uncle.
26:06Have some sympathy for her.
26:08Well, she's an abomination.
26:10Come on.
26:12This crying cannot solve
26:14the problem.
26:16No, sir.
26:17Lisa, you always
26:18share crocodile tears.
26:24Oh.
26:25Oh, that must be
26:25a universal saying.
26:26I think it is
26:27because we have
26:27that saying here.
26:28Oh.
26:30You say one thing
26:31and do another ten.
26:40Tomorrow,
26:41you may go back
26:42to your vomit.
26:44That's my word.
26:46What's that mean?
26:48Because her
26:49lesbianism,
26:50is that what vomit is?
26:51Go back
26:52to your vomit, babe.
26:55To your vomit?
26:57It means to your bull
26:58.
26:58Tomorrow,
27:00I mean, here,
27:00I know that story.
27:02No.
27:03No.
27:03I can promise you.
27:05I'm done lying.
27:06I am done hiding truth.
27:08It's like,
27:09people can change, Uncle.
27:11Wow.
27:12It's all about the D now.
27:14Lisa, you sure
27:15this is the...
27:16This is the last thing?
27:18Uncle.
27:19Uncle.
27:20I'm not God.
27:21No, you're not.
27:22I'm not God.
27:22Sit down there.
27:23For your forgiveness.
27:25Oh, my gosh.
27:27Dude, she's so...
27:28She got on her knees.
27:30Listen, hey, God.
27:31Go sit your ass down
27:32in that chair.
27:33Why are you pointing
27:34your knees to everybody?
27:36When all else fails,
27:37Lisa, just get on
27:38your knees and beg.
27:39I don't know.
27:40That's sad.
27:40To me, that's sad.
27:41That's going too far.
27:43Uncle, please.
27:45Please, sir.
27:46I love her with all my hats.
27:47I want to spend
27:48the rest of my life
27:49with her.
27:50I can go on my knees.
27:52Please.
27:53Oh, you two now.
27:55First her, now you.
27:56Why are they kneeling down
27:57to him, like, asking for...
27:59So he's not...
27:59If he says no,
28:00he's not going to be able
28:01to come back
28:02to his family again?
28:03That's how I understand it.
28:04I'm surprised, actually,
28:05he's fighting this hard for her.
28:07I'm surprised and happy
28:08that Daniel's sticking up
28:09for her go this way.
28:10Daniel's getting on his knees.
28:12I think he's legit.
28:14You insist in marrying here, huh?
28:17That's what I want.
28:19Please, sir.
28:19Please.
28:22I'm not the chief priest.
28:24I think you know that.
28:25I know, sir.
28:26It's not within my powers
28:27to forgive a sort of abominable act.
28:31What's the chief priest
28:32going to say?
28:33I don't know.
28:34So you need to go to king?
28:37Yeah.
28:38Now you go to the king
28:39and explain all your problems.
28:40Don't tell me you have to go
28:41talk to someone else.
28:42Yeah, I mean, he...
28:43This is just the stepping stone.
28:45Oh, God.
28:46They still have other people
28:47to go to, I think.
28:48Oh, God, that sucks.
28:49Because of this has mistakes,
28:51we have to consult
28:52the spiritual leaders
28:54and the elders.
28:56And they will be the ones
28:57to tell if the marriage
28:59will hold or not.
29:02Oh, no.
29:02They're going to rehash
29:04all this stuff
29:05all over again.
29:07That kind of sucks
29:08with the whole try
29:09not to know about her.
29:10I know.
29:11I only have one more day
29:12in Nigeria
29:13and I want to leave here
29:14knowing that Daniel
29:15and I can get married.
29:17I'm so scared
29:18because I feel like
29:19I have no control
29:20over what's going to happen.
29:24She should have just
29:25been honest and that's it.
29:26From the beginning.
29:27Exactly.
29:28I don't know if she's lived
29:29her whole life like this,
29:30but just by the way
29:31her daughter Faith
29:31has talked about her,
29:32she's always made
29:33the wrong decision.
29:35everything right.
29:35She should have best
29:36all this up to him
29:37before she ever went there.
29:38You know, Unc,
29:39he may be a little bit
29:40of a softer person,
29:41I thought.
29:42He had a change of heart.
29:43He seems like he's going
29:43to try to do what's right.
29:44You know?
29:45I like Unc, though.
29:47He's my type of man.
29:50Fearcon suggested
29:51that he and Michael
29:52hang out today
29:53on their own without me,
29:55and Michael agreed.
29:57So what are you
29:58going to do today?
29:59Like, what are you
30:00planning on talking
30:01to him about?
30:02We're going to go
30:03to the Turkish baths,
30:04get naked together,
30:05and get it rubbed down,
30:06and I'm going to talk to him.
30:07I want to see
30:08what he's packing first.
30:09Fear can wanting
30:10a one-on-one
30:11sounds like something
30:12out of The Godfather.
30:14Is someone going
30:15to get wept?
30:18Hey, look what I got.
30:20What you got?
30:20Got some tequila, man.
30:22Oh, a cup of ice?
30:23Great.
30:23Yeah, man.
30:24What am I going to do this?
30:25I mixed it already,
30:26but I'm going to be
30:27a very, very nice host,
30:29and I'm just going
30:29to do it in front of you
30:30because this is how
30:31we do it.
30:33It's going to be
30:33a hard-ass tequila
30:35better than Alonso.
30:36Oh, yeah, stiff.
30:38Let me guess.
30:39This is how you do it
30:41in Moldova.
30:42All right.
30:42Well, thanks for coming over.
30:44All right, cheers.
30:45I'd like to announce
30:46the cheers
30:46because this is not good luck.
30:48All right, cheers, man.
30:49Cheers is not good luck?
30:51Not right now.
30:52What kind of tradition
30:53is this?
30:53Okay, I'm just going
30:54to sit here and drink
30:55by myself.
30:56Just stay your ass over there.
31:02All right.
31:04Oh, we in Turkey.
31:05I can talk about street cats.
31:07Get over here!
31:09Look at Beer Can
31:10going to the middle.
31:11It was rough, man.
31:12He's like,
31:13you're not getting
31:13next to my woman,
31:15you little bitch.
31:17Good morning.
31:19Good morning.
31:20Beer Can suggested
31:21that he and Michael
31:22hang out today
31:23on their own
31:24without me
31:25and Michael agreed.
31:27Wow.
31:27Wow.
31:28Okay.
31:29Beer Can
31:29and Michael
31:30going out
31:31sounds like
31:32it's going to be
31:33a problem.
31:34Remember, Beer Can
31:35did say
31:36he wants to test,
31:37he wants to see,
31:38and he wants to find
31:39out, so this is
31:40a way to do with that.
31:42So what are you
31:43going to do today?
31:43Like, what are you
31:44planning on talking
31:45to him about?
31:46We're going to go
31:47to the Turkish baths,
31:48get naked together,
31:49and get it rubbed down,
31:50and I'm going to talk to him.
31:51I want to see
31:52what he's packing first.
31:53Time will tell,
31:55and I can tell you
31:56before I got there,
31:57and we're going
31:59to play some pool,
32:01and we get the chance
32:03to one-on-one
32:03talk with him.
32:05Now it's my chance.
32:09Why would I think
32:10God, why he said
32:11we might get it?
32:13Beer Can wanting
32:14a one-on-one
32:15sounds like something
32:17out of The Godfather.
32:19You know, it's like,
32:20is someone going
32:21to get wet?
32:29I haven't played
32:29pool in years.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Shreem, have you
32:33handed it on me?
32:33As a practice.
32:34I think Beer Can
32:35tries to put
32:36his masculinity
32:38like in work over here.
32:40He tries to show
32:40who has my bigger balls.
32:42Yeah, he's going
32:42to make it very clear.
32:43You need to stay
32:44away from my woman.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Beer Can needs
32:47to get him drunk
32:49so he starts yakking.
32:52You care about her.
32:53That's why you flew
32:54all the way down here.
32:55Am I right?
32:58I'm right.
33:00That's a long way
33:01to fly for somebody.
33:02Just for somebody
33:03you care about, yeah.
33:04Oh, Beer Can's
33:06investigating, Michael.
33:07Yeah, he investigating you,
33:09Michael.
33:09I hope you paying attention
33:10and not just think
33:11y'all playing a pool game.
33:12Mm-hmm.
33:14If you want something,
33:15just go for it.
33:17You don't have
33:17to play games.
33:20Tell me you love her.
33:22Oh, he is really
33:23setting him up
33:24to, like, admit it.
33:25Tell him you love her.
33:27Be honest, Michael.
33:29Don't be honest.
33:30Because if you tell the truth,
33:31you're going to be...
33:32This is a trick.
33:32I agree.
33:33Lie.
33:34It's a trick question here.
33:35Really.
33:36This is the one time
33:37I say lie.
33:41I mean, I've known her
33:42a year and a half, man.
33:44Yeah.
33:44If I was in love with her,
33:46I would have made a move.
33:48So he's saying he's not?
33:49I think he's denying the truth.
33:51He's saying he's not.
33:52Okay.
33:52He wouldn't be in Turkey
33:53if he was not in love with her.
33:54Let's be honest.
33:55Yeah, yeah.
33:56Dude, you made a move.
33:57You're blowing.
33:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:00Laura made a move on me.
34:02Oh!
34:03What?
34:05Oh!
34:06Oh!
34:07I never saw that coming.
34:10Oh!
34:11You see what's happening?
34:12You see?
34:13Hold on.
34:14Time out.
34:14He made him talk.
34:16He made him talk.
34:17He made him talk.
34:18He made him talk.
34:19He pulled it out of him.
34:20The old school.
34:22Oh, no.
34:22You did this.
34:23Oh, no.
34:24Oh, no.
34:24Oh, no.
34:25Keep going back and forth,
34:26back and forth, back and forth.
34:27Oh, no.
34:27She made a move on me.
34:28And you went for it.
34:30She made a move?
34:31She made a move on me.
34:33It was long before she met you, buddy.
34:35She made a move on me.
34:37Yeah.
34:37So I have said no,
34:40and I will continue to say no.
34:41Guys always want to do this.
34:42It's like, you know,
34:43I could have f***ed her.
34:44Yeah.
34:45But I didn't want to.
34:46Yeah, yeah.
34:46Yeah, right.
34:47Usually that's the guys
34:48who didn't really have a chance.
34:49Yeah, yeah, exactly.
34:50What if they had a chance
34:51and they got blown up?
34:52Yeah.
34:53You know?
34:53See?
34:54He been mad at him all along
34:56when it's really his honey.
34:59She never mentioned this before.
35:02And that is the real problem.
35:05And the problem
35:06is not because of you.
35:09The problem is because of her.
35:12That's what happens
35:13when your ass go looking for evidence
35:15in all the wrong places.
35:16He should have kept his mouth shut.
35:18He's giving beer can ammunition.
35:21I never expected that.
35:23That's crazy.
35:24And he told the worst person
35:25that he could.
35:26Oh, gosh.
35:27I'm disappointed in Michael.
35:29It's like,
35:30man, you threw Laura under the bus
35:33and backed up and ran over her.
35:35Now she's going to get
35:35a lot of problems from him.
35:37Watch.
35:37I believe you
35:39and I don't believe Laura anymore.
35:41My trust is broken right now.
35:46There is one secret.
35:49There will be probably more.
35:51It's a closet full of...
35:53We learned that in Nigeria.
35:54Right?
35:56You'd say one thing
35:58and then more comes behind that.
36:00She kept something from me.
36:02And I don't know
36:04what it's going to be in the future
36:07or is there going to be a future.
36:14Yikes.
36:15Laura has some explaining to do.
36:17Mm-hmm.
36:18Now they're going to be friends
36:19and Laura's the bad guy.
36:20Exactly.
36:21He sucked Michael in.
36:23Michael's a wuss now.
36:24In my book,
36:25it's like,
36:25you wussed out, man.
36:27You wussed out on your buddy, Laura.
36:29He was tricked.
36:30I don't think he was...
36:30I think he was manipulated.
36:32So he just...
36:33He just got to do better
36:35about not getting manipulated.
36:36But I don't think he wussed out.
36:38I think he wussed out.
36:41Next time on
36:42Before the 90 Days.
36:43Last night was more
36:45sloppy
36:47than I thought it would be.
36:49I am not a virgin anymore.
36:51Oh!
36:53Hashtags for the first time.
36:55Hashtags for the first time.
36:57Their hearts connected.
36:59Something connected, all right.
37:00I don't know what was your hearts.
37:01It's way better
37:02than what I thought, okay?
37:03Me and my hand,
37:04I'm sorry.
37:04We're going to have to break up.
37:06Getting married
37:07doesn't mean you break up
37:08with your hand.
37:08It doesn't.
37:10Wow.
37:11What were you doing
37:11in the bathroom
37:12so long the other night?
37:14You know what?
37:16The chief priest says
37:17we have to do a cleansing.
37:18to his shrine.
37:20Are you sure
37:21this is the right way?
37:22He can say
37:23that I can't be cleansed.
37:25Oh my God.
37:26What the hell
37:27is going on here?
37:28What's up, yo?
37:30You're talking,
37:31you're talking,
37:31you're talking,
37:31you're talking.
37:33Hey!
37:33Hey, man, you're talking.
37:35Hobo-gay.
37:36Hobo-gay.
37:38Hobo-gay.
37:39Hobo-gay.
37:40Hobo-gay.
37:40Is he pointing at us?
37:41No, no, no, no.
37:42You leave that goat alone
37:43or you coming
37:44to talk to me.
37:46Josh hasn't been transparent.
37:48The Nat situation
37:49has not cleared up
37:50and that's lingering over us.
37:51Oh, so they're going out again, man,
37:53with Nat.
37:54With Nat?
37:55That's not a good idea.
37:56You guys are emotionally tight.
37:58Yeah, absolutely.
37:59So why the f*** am I here?
38:00Is this just sexual?
38:04This is like getting
38:06mighty last year.
38:08Have fun.
38:09Hey, guys!
38:10Let me ask you guys
38:10all the f***ing questions.
38:13Am I crazy
38:13or is my guy
38:14living with a girl
38:15and getting financially
38:16f***ing supported crazy?
38:18Come on, girl.
38:19You're going crazy.
38:21Oh, wow.
38:22What?
38:23What the f***ing
38:24with this?
38:24What happened to Elise?
38:26I don't know
38:26what happened to Elise,
38:27but all hell
38:28was breaking loose
38:29in that restaurant.
38:30Lisa, the homo gay,
38:31is having a hell of a day
38:33and I don't know
38:34if they're going to
38:34sacrifice her
38:35or the goat
38:35or what's happening,
38:36but I want to find out
38:37next week.
38:37It's scary.
38:38It's going to get
38:39even more tense
38:39next week
38:40and I cannot wait.
38:41This cocktail was so good
38:42let's still have enough.
38:43I need a relief like that.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:45Dude, while you're
38:46in Tampa here,
38:47after work,
38:48maybe you can hang around.
38:49Let's go.
38:49Let's do some jet skis.
38:50I have like
38:51an access to the boats.
38:52What do you want to do?
38:53You're actually going to
38:53take me?
38:54Do something fun?
38:54Some margaritas
38:55or some f***ing?
38:56Let's do it.
38:56I'm going to be here
38:57for another week, too.
38:58Yeah, man, let's go.
38:59Party's just starting.
39:00Yeah.
39:00Hey, do you want to go
39:01outside and play
39:02with the bonkeys
39:03and maybe have
39:04a little bonfire?
39:05I would love to, Mom,
39:07but I don't want to be
39:07held responsible
39:08if the fire breaks out
39:10and plus it's a little late.
39:11I got to get home.
39:11I got to work in the morning.
39:12Okay.
39:13Well, I'll see you next week.
39:15This episode was really good.
39:16The menu was good
39:17and all that.
39:17This menu kind of
39:18left me gassy tonight.
39:20I got a lot of gas.
39:21Oh, s***.
39:23It's s***.
39:24Where you running?
39:25Out of here.
39:26Don't leave.
39:26I got something nice for you.
39:28No, bye.
39:30Don't worry.
39:30I'll get you tonight.
39:31I'll get it under the blanket.
39:32You.
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