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The Bad Guys The Series S02E09
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00:01You
00:19Tiffany fluff it reporting live at gemstone row in what appears to be another hit by the sting
00:34Wait a minute you're not a swarm of thieving hornets you're not though a crook hey that's right
00:41You've seen the billboards. You've heard the rumors, but today I
00:45Tanya Ripper and declaring that the rule of crime is over in the city
00:50I've been watching closely observing from the shadows seeing how you crooks operate and now it's time I strike
00:57Can I have my microphone? I'm coming after each and every one of you. I won't back down
01:03I won't be intimidated not even by some scofflaws on a hot streak. That's right. The bad guys
01:09You can say sayonara to your precious record. No one streaks on my watch
01:16But what about the sting?
01:18The sting are no
01:20No more
01:21Abandon all hope you who heist here
01:26Um what?
02:01That lady was laughing, but I don't think it was because she likes a good time well
02:05I for one am here for her style
02:08Should I get my thorax pierced vigilante's crime stoppers bounty hunters
02:13They're just a bunch of justice lovers that come and go like the wind all we got to do is
02:18lie low till the heat dies down
02:20Yeah, I mean she caught the sting. They never get caught
02:24So we're the bad guys a bunch of steely no-nonsense crime lords on the verge of the longest hot
02:29streak this city's ever seen
02:31We're one steal from becoming legends. There are five of us and only one of her. Oh, we're completely outnumbered
02:38We really got to get you a math tutor the flashy billboards the news appearances rippers all bark. No bite
02:45We're not getting called out by some vigilante after her 15 minutes of fame. Yeah
02:50I'm not playing sardine for nobody and setting the all-time streak is so close. I I I can almost
02:56taste it
02:58And it tastes good. So what do you say is it crime time or what?
03:11Oh
03:11Excuse me whippersnapper these old legs don't move as fast as they once did
03:25This puppy's loaded with loot snake enjoy yourself picking this lock is like picking the lock to streak infamy
03:32Webs why don't you send any nearby patrol cars on a wild goose chase somewhere far from here?
03:38Somebody just had the municipal bank on the other side of town and trigger their alarms
03:43But that's what we were trying to do
03:54No sign a ripper probably already flew the coop like a chicken
03:58Ha! She is a little chicky!
04:00Bacac!
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04:03Oh, let me, let me try, let me try
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04:38Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac! Bac
04:41well we're not your average crooks it's gonna take a lot more than a cheesy line
04:45and a little uh whatever that thing is it's a tranquilizer well not your average tranquilizer
04:55let's go go go what's going on i'm looting here
05:17ripper
05:33oh
05:36webs take that corner hold on to your butt
05:47lost her come on let's get to the lair
05:53that was a really close shade bro and close shades look so good on us
06:04i'm starting to really not like this situation looks like it's muscle time
06:12oh
06:13missed us not quite i think i just one way ticketed
06:28oh
06:38we've got to leave it but the streak
06:40but our butts leave it
06:52what are you doing punch it i'm still in character well maybe this old guy drives fast
07:06the bad guy's streak is officially broken
07:10how why what where more like who and that answer is ripper the virtuoso vigilante absolutely spanked
07:18the crooks stopped the steal and shattered their streak while the bad guys got away empty-handed
07:23one wonders will they have the gall to show their faces again will they ever recover from this heist
07:29humiliation will they be so humbled by ripper that they call themselves the good guys the good guys
07:35who you take that name out of your mouth fluff it crime in the city is at an all-time
07:39low a much-needed
07:41win for the governor's corruption riddled administration in fact said governor will
07:45commemorate ripper by unveiling a statue of her next week i can't believe she broke our streak
07:51i'm so sad i could cry you are crying setting the all-time longest streak was a symbol that we
07:59made it that no one's as bad as the bad guys now we're back to square one rotten ripper yeah
08:06curse
08:07that whipper ripper's tougher than i expected faster stronger we go toe-to-toe with her again i'm not
08:13sure we don't get caught she handled the five of us like we were two-bit chumps and i'm no
08:18chump i guess
08:19this is it bad guy shark is no longer i shall now be known as gerald the geriatric at least
08:28i can keep
08:28cyber criming you can't drink a computer or can you no we're not giving up there's still one option left
08:38i'm calling a crime council
08:42i don't know about this wolf we sort of despise these guys and i'm pretty sure the feeling's mutual
08:48like we get hate mail from them daily don't show any fear
09:01you bring sandwiches what'd you just say to me she said did you bring sandwiches
09:15of course we did prana
09:20you really think the bad guys would call crime council and not bring the customary sammies
09:30um what is going on are we gonna talk hmm no one talks until the customary sammies are consumed
09:37it's customary
09:43okay i think it's obvious why i called this meeting to apologize for all the crud you've put us through
09:49no no ripper she's killing off crime in the city capturing the best and brightest crooks making
09:55it impossible to do what we love to do be bad she's a problem no doubt she's so intense she
10:03scared murray
10:04straight
10:10now i'm back in charge and no one is happy about that they made me promise to stop dating their
10:16sisters
10:17bummer ripper's driving us crazy oh you wouldn't understand but the night owls we just got a crime
10:23it's a whole thing yeah that's exactly what we're saying you wouldn't get it i i think we're agreeing
10:30we can't let ripper continue her righteous reign of justice we have to work together
10:36i know i know i know but just this once we need to set aside our differences turn a blind
10:42eye to all
10:43the times the bad guys best it messed with you to get rid of her we're the only groups that
10:51haven't
10:51been caught or split the city what do you propose kidnap her ship her to albuquerque make her do the
10:56doom jump get a thorax piercing match with her on a dating app fall madly in love then break her
11:01heart
11:01she loses the way to fight crime nothing think about it what's the baddest way to deal with ripper
11:11do to her what she's done to us embarrass her out of the city how we're gonna steal the ripper
11:19statue
11:19before the big unveiling she claims she's rid crime from the city let's show her that there are still
11:25plenty of crooks that aren't afraid honestly it's a radical plan surely ripper will have that statue
11:32got it to the max before the unveiling no team could pull that off but three could
11:38there's going to be loads of security measures motion sensors spotlights alarms guards the works
11:43so we all need to work in perfect sync ricky you'll keep a bird's eye view of the scene our
11:47eye in the sky
11:48so to speak webs and ash will form a hacking coalition infiltrating the security system and
11:53running comps the gruff goats will take to the streets as decoys luring ripper's attention elsewhere
11:59in the city and leaving the statue free from her nasty tranq blaster that leaves the bad guys
12:06all the attention will be above ground on the statue so no one will expect an underground approach wait a
12:13minute you get to steal the statue how do we know you won't betray us and take it for yourself
12:18yeah dude that would be very unradical hey if you weren't asking that question i'd question your
12:26street smarts but it's not about the loot it's about taking down ripper she broke our streak
12:32plus we broke bread together the criminal code is clear all packs made over sammy's must be honored
12:38bread is bond okay now we'll still need to deactivate the motion sensors around the statue
12:44or the moment we steal it the alarms will go off and we'll be toast cue shark
12:52i'm a security inspector here to confirm that this statue is properly secured allow me to inspect
13:13the sensors down stop copying me with the sensors down and the teams in place it's an easy breezy road
13:19to victory is it just me or things really going smoothly between us rivals really shows that deep
13:26down if you're bad enough anyone can get along beautiful speak for yourself i don't get along with nobody
13:39uh goats you got company
13:46sure my grumpy owlette the gruff goats eat high octane chases for breakfast also tin cans let's roll
13:54ski the decoy goats a baited ripper you know it sort of feels like i'm running the show good one
14:00ricky
14:01but no one runs a ship as tight as me piranha hand me the sewer map i thought you were
14:05bringing in what no i
14:08assigned you the map hey i'm the muscle now not the map guy webs can you download a sewer map
14:14and guide us
14:15hey i'm the hacker not the map lady but fine whoa my man hey you seem pretty cool this is
14:24uh on the
14:25download but uh all the city guards are calling a security council later tonight you gotta come
14:31i'll be sandwiches you are a guard right of course i am i'll uh see you there ta wait you're
14:43not seriously
14:44gonna leave without doing the secret guard handshake are you it's customary no problem and here i go
15:01we've been slithering forever webs we're lost you're not lost just take a left
15:08there is no left then take a right i don't know this is confusing worst map lady ever
15:16actually you're close oh wait stop there it's right above you map lady for the win
15:23got this online site said it could cut through anything and definitely doesn't have any defects of any kind
15:38oh kind of a red flag in hindsight goats this might take a minute how are you holding up we
15:43are shredding
15:44this naughty vigilante
15:53whoa gotta split up rough goats just as simple
16:01oh grim freddle wants to follow these bread crumbs huh ricky i could use a little birdie in my ear
16:07gross take that street on your right
16:24oh
16:25punch it through that intersection
16:27you sure trust me
16:41oh
16:44gonna take a lot more to hit
16:49oh
17:04come on come on
17:21oh
17:22don't drink me i'm practically scared stiff already night night
17:29takes more than a window to stop me ripper
17:33and we stole your stupid statue too my statue
17:37why would you mention the statue
17:42because i'm radical wolf ripper's on our way to you you have the loot
17:48we're uh really close
17:52why is it burning so slow i can't get my face tranked again that's what i eat with
17:58what if we blow on it that'll help
18:01come on everybody
18:07did it work
18:15almost there come on statue
18:19i can't get my face tranked again that's what i'm going to be able to get rid of this
18:22oh we gotta bail dudes we gotta get ripped
18:32wolf what do we do
18:40oh
18:51perfectly done and in no way suspicious see you tonight fellow guard
18:56oh
19:13yeah
19:14yeah
19:26sorry ripper but you're done
19:30good one boss
19:31it was a five out of ten at best come on hold me accountable
19:35i want to melt this thing down and make an epic nose ring you know what i like that idea
19:42scully
19:42i don't know guys this this thing is giving off bad vibes i do not like it in our lair
19:48we'll get rid of it after ripper leaves town with her tail between her legs promise
19:55hey come here check this out
19:59she looks hilarious
20:01i gotta hand it to you wolf your plan worked ripper's gonna be humiliated credit where credit's due
20:08to me for having the wisdom to let bygones be bygones and agreeing to work together
20:13you know what we all did our part and once ripper's out of sight i look forward to resuming
20:18our rivalry out on the mean streets oh we are gonna smoke you guys not if we smoke you first
20:24to trying to hurt each other again here here that's what i'll talk about
20:34this is it the theft of your honorary statue sends a pretty bad message about the fear you've
20:40supposedly struck in the criminals of this city indeed it does you could say that having your statue
20:46stolen on the eve of its unveiling is humiliating you could say i should leave the city forever and
20:53never return you could even say that my reputation is ruined forever very easily yes
21:00this is pitch perfect or you could say that having my statue stolen by the remaining crooks in town
21:09was exactly what i wanted to happen you see crooks steel they can't help themselves they don't stop
21:18to think oh a vigilante's just come to town and she's getting a special statue who gets statues out
21:24of the blue like that weird so yeah you could say a lot of things but here's what i'm saying
21:31it was my plan
21:33all along wait a minute what i knew that thing had bad vibes
21:55i rigged it with train gas and now all the crooks are frozen in place together
22:02my tracker will lead me right to them and i'll polish off the remaining criminals in one fell swoop
22:09a genius plan tell me how did you come up with
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