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top end bub s01e05
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00:00Music
00:12She never gets sick
00:13She never gets sick
00:14Never gets sick
00:15Tree
00:15I get sick, everyone gets sick
00:17It's just a 24 hour bug or something
00:20You ate a bug?
00:21I don't think I should go
00:22Should I call Leroy and cancel?
00:24No
00:25This event is a big deal for Leroy
00:26He needs your help
00:27And yours
00:29Remember, uncle's raising money for your team
00:31Be helpful, yeah?
00:33I need your help in the kitchen
00:34So you help this uncle, not that uncle
00:36Understood?
00:37Uncles
00:39I just need a day in bed
00:41Come on, Papa, say goodbye
00:42Let's get this show on the road
00:44Go on
00:45Bye, Lauren
00:46Get out of this infected
00:47Bye
00:49Imbangi
00:49Bye, Mum
00:50Can you close the door?
00:52Hmm
01:03Well, I'm a deadly bitch
01:06A black Britney Spears
01:07And I'ma tell them what they wanna hear
01:14Stop the bus
01:15Stop the bus
01:16Stop the bus
01:16Stop the bus
01:28Sorry, mate
01:29Trust me
01:29When your missus changes the plans
01:31You go with it
01:32Yeah, alright, okay
01:33Bye, bye
01:33Bye, bye
01:35Bye, bye
01:49Bye, bye
02:06Bye, bye
02:17Bye, bye
02:22Bye, bye
02:29Bye, bye
03:02I knew it
03:04You never get sick
03:06What do you get?
03:07Everyone gets sick
03:08They stay in bed
03:09They don't go boating
03:10Maybe I like the fresh salty air
03:12Oh, nice
03:13What are you up to?
03:16Hmm?
03:18Go on then
03:19Spill the tea before it gets cold
03:21Calm down, Blackio
03:22I'm just looking for Jared Kiralima
03:24It's nothing
03:25Oh, nothing, clearly
03:27Ma, why you got secret business with the Kiralima
03:29Because
03:34Because Jared is Tayah's biological father
03:45Yeah, I know it's just a fundraiser
03:47But I need us all to focus on getting the food out as fast as possible
03:51I'm talking Usain Bolt fast
03:53No, no, no, Nedo
03:54Son
03:54You know what you need about son?
03:56What?
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:58Oh
03:59Yeah
03:59Taya, cover the bread
04:06We'll put Taya on the grill and Trevor on the tilt
04:09That rhymed
04:10I'll help in every way
04:11I'm yours for the day
04:15Oh
04:15Holy dearly
04:16He's done all this
04:23Turn your shitbox around, there's no point anymore
04:25What are you talking about? I've just bought 300 sausages.
04:28Snags? What for?
04:31Ned, this isn't Bunnings. This is Liza's big night.
04:34What happened to your fancy gourmet crap?
04:36What happened was I thought I'd take your advice for the day
04:38and stop cooking like a stuck-up wanker.
04:40Will, start wanking again.
04:42Let's just take it down a notch, eh, lads?
04:44Cheers, sorry.
04:45Sorry, baby girl.
04:46Are you still it?
04:47I've had to put all of this up by myself.
04:49Everything.
04:50Setting up this whole thing without, without, you know.
04:53And I can't even think about getting ready
04:56because the Proud Marys are late and it's set Liza behind.
04:59Why are you so worried about Liza?
05:01Who is this woman?
05:03I reckon I could pull this lot together.
05:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, hold on, hold on.
05:06I need you to help me.
05:07Hey, you've got to tell ya.
05:11Let Liza be the drama queen, but we need you to take charge.
05:15This was Ronnell's thing.
05:16I've never run a fundraiser in my life.
05:19Woo-hoo!
05:20Hey, Bert!
05:21There you go.
05:21Proud Marys here.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Two late and one Mary down.
05:25Come on.
05:27Okay.
05:28No sausage sizzle.
05:30Team of two now, sous-chef.
05:32Hmm?
05:32We need a new idea.
05:34You got any games, any fun?
05:35Get in the truck.
05:58So you must have come out here with a plan.
06:00Yeah, of course I did.
06:01So what is it?
06:07Enjoying this month?
06:08Hasn't Barb had enough change this year?
06:10You couldn't wait until she was older.
06:12Taya deserves to know who her father is.
06:14Taya deserves to know who her father is.
06:15I don't like secrets.
06:16Secrets, huh?
06:17So you told Ned.
06:25And what?
06:28I don't know who you are.
06:33Oh, so we're a mind reader now.
06:37Who's that?
06:39Who's that? Is that Top Renee?
06:40Calm down. It's not Ned. It's just a work thing.
06:43Oh, so that's what this is about?
06:45No.
06:45You getting back to your career.
06:47This is about Bub. This is about her connection to Tiwi, to Jared.
06:51So can you stop judging me and making me feel like crap for every single decision I make?
06:55No.
06:55Fine.
06:56So what's the plan? Where are you going?
06:59I don't know.
07:01Far out.
07:02Let's go and see your Amane. He knows where everyone lives.
07:06Go find Pop. Good plan.
07:14Where's the art centre?
07:19Knew that.
07:21But you know everything, don't you?
07:33Good morning.
07:35Dad.
07:36Awana.
07:37Good morning.
07:37Hi.
07:40Look here.
07:43What's your name?
07:44What's your name?
07:45She with your brother now?
07:46She's a big hero. Still working.
07:49No you don't like him now. You're not young like him anymore.
07:52I'm not, I'm not.
07:53No you're paying it.
07:56Go on, show me how.
08:07Excuse me Aminay. Do you know where Jair Kirillima lives?
08:44Jared Kirillima?
08:45That's me.
08:47Lauren Ford. We used to go to high school together.
08:51I remember. You debating captain?
08:54Yeah. Footer captain, right?
08:56One and only. Yeah, I didn't recognise you without your braces.
09:00What brings you to the islands?
09:03Ronelle Byrne.
09:05I heard she passed away. Yeah, that's sad.
09:08She was your sister, eh?
09:10I'm sorry for your loss, eh?
09:13Ah, get up. Come and help you girls.
09:16Go on, listen to your mum.
09:19Sorry, what were you saying about Ronelle?
09:23Um...
09:25I'm actually here to talk about you and Ronelle.
09:34This isn't the place.
09:37Please.
09:42Maybe at the beach after dinner.
09:49Goulash?
09:50Bye, yeah, yeah.
09:56We could do a cheesy jambalaya.
09:59If you have cheese, just make jaffles.
10:01Well, I like your thinking, but Leroy said he wanted it fancy.
10:04Duh, Mum made flash jaffles all the time.
10:06Oh, yeah? What made them flash?
10:09I don't know. Leftover stew.
10:12Or sometimes she gave me to rub garlic on the bread.
10:14Then she'd do something with those little tomatoes in the oven thingy.
10:19Roasted cherry tomatoes?
10:21Your mum was a genius.
10:25Do you know what? I think you might be onto something, bub.
10:28But we've got work to do. I need your help.
10:30But...
10:31I'll let you DJ.
10:40Jeez!
10:44Come on!
10:51That's it!
10:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't set them down. Spread them out.
11:04Now we're prepared.
11:13One more.
11:17Boom!
11:23One more.
11:36So you want to tell me what this is about?
11:37Unless you make a habit of knocking on people's doors, bringing up their past.
11:41Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
11:44So, Ronell...
11:45I haven't seen Ronell in like...
11:47Nine years and nine months?
11:51Ronell left behind her daughter, Taya. She just turned nine.
11:56And this girl?
11:58She's...
11:59Your daughter.
12:04Are you okay?
12:06That's hell of a thing to put on a bloke and then ask if he's okay, Lauren.
12:09I know, I know. But just wait until you meet her.
12:12She is the best smile in the world.
12:14She...
12:15Has the funniest sense of humour. Proper big woman.
12:18Getting tall too, like you.
12:22Sorry, just why didn't Ronell tell me?
12:24She didn't tell anyone.
12:26Not me. No one. Not even Bub.
12:28Bub.
12:29Taya.
12:34Nah. Nah, I can't take this on.
12:37You don't need to. We don't have any expectations.
12:39Then why did you tell me?
12:43Does Taya know that I know?
12:49Alright, keep it that way.
12:51I don't want her knowing about me, Lauren.
13:18I don't want her knowing about me.
13:23We don't want her knowing about her.
13:28No.
13:29If I could.
13:30No, it's fine.
13:31Let's go!
13:31Hey!
13:32Hey!
13:39We're gonna need to do what you're paid for
13:45Runk, I need you to emcee.
13:47Now, Liza needs to put a face on her.
13:49Here's your script.
13:51I'm not a thespian.
14:00Liza's turn.
14:01I'm not ready.
14:02What is with her tonight?
14:03She's saltier than usual.
14:07Right.
14:08You put your hands together for the...
14:11Sorry.
14:14Sorry.
14:15Give it up for the...
14:17for the proud Mary's here.
14:22Okay.
14:24So, so far we've raised 200 bucks,
14:28but we're aiming for 10,000.
14:31Anyway,
14:32now's the time to grab a drink
14:34and grab a jaffel
14:36and get your bums back here for...
14:38for Liza Trevelli's
14:40bingo extravaganza.
14:43Yeah.
14:44Okay, steak and onions up.
14:46No butter and two beans and cheese.
14:48I ordered the sausage and gravy.
14:49Okay, one sec, one sec.
14:50One beans and cheese?
14:52No, two beans and cheese,
14:53but one without cheese.
14:54Hi, how are we doing?
14:56I suck at this.
14:57No, no, no, no.
14:57Look, look, look.
14:58Don't, don't worry about how long the line is.
15:00Just...
15:00No, look at how long the line is.
15:02I said don't worry about how long the line is.
15:04Taking the orders correctly
15:05is more important than taking them fast, okay?
15:07Did they say no cheese on one
15:09or no cheese on both?
15:10Oh, mate.
15:10Yeah, okay.
15:11One second, please.
15:13Look.
15:14Oh, thank you.
15:15Uh...
15:16I can't remember what they said.
15:17Oh!
15:18All righty.
15:20Maybe 10, 15,
15:2120 minutes maybe to call them back.
15:47Oh, no, no, no!
15:48I'm an idiot!
15:49No, you're not!
15:50No, you're not!
15:50But now they're all out of water!
15:52Oh, hey, hey.
15:52Bingo!
15:53It's about to start.
15:55What's this for say?
15:56Oh, you can read it.
15:58Um...
15:59Hey, what are you doing?
15:59Can you jaffle along when me sing it?
16:02Okay, okay.
16:03Sorry, gang.
16:04It's a new business, sir.
16:05Still trying to iron out some operational kinks.
16:08I'll say.
16:10And this gentleman has kindly offered to retake your order,
16:12so if you just leave your table number
16:14and, uh, we'll hand deliver it, okay?
16:16No!
16:23Liza!
16:25Bloody hell.
16:27Renelle used to put on my lashes before she went and died on me.
16:30You're gonna have to do it.
16:37Look, um...
16:39We're all learning how to live without her.
16:44You better talk me through how to do this.
16:55Hey.
16:56Hey.
16:57Forget that.
16:58Forget that.
17:00I let you down.
17:01I'm dumb.
17:02Can you stop saying mean things to Bub?
17:04She's my friend.
17:06I'm sorry, Uncle.
17:09I never want to see a jaffle again.
17:13I thought you liked toasties.
17:15Every jaffle just reminds me of Mum.
17:18Then I want to think about her all the time.
17:20Then I feel bad about that.
17:24I know jaffle's making me sound as stupid.
17:27No, it's not stupid.
17:28It's totally normal.
17:31Grief does funny things to people.
17:35My dad never wore matching socks.
17:38So I've been wearing odd socks every day, too.
17:41Since he died.
17:44That was 25 years ago.
17:48Now...
17:49Don't tell the jaffles, because they're kind of sensitive.
17:52But, um...
17:53If you never want to see a jaffle again,
17:55I'll just boot them off this truck right here, right now.
17:59I'm serious.
18:00No.
18:01I'll never look a jaffle in the eye again.
18:03Jaffles don't have eyes.
18:05Uh...
18:05Are you crazy?
18:08What about this one?
18:12That is so hot.
18:14Ow!
18:15Oh, it has got eyes now, look.
18:21Next one.
18:23I can't tell if that's...
18:2469 or 96?
18:2669.
18:2769.
18:28Alright, one second.
18:3069, dinner for two.
18:33Cheeky buggers, eh?
18:36Straightest drag bingo I've ever seen.
18:38Straighter than the cricket bat.
18:41There's two bins out there.
18:4543.
18:4643.
18:47Liza summoned you to the dressing room.
18:49What? What do you mean? I'm kind of busy.
18:51Are you going already?
18:53Leroy said you were part of the phone locked.
18:55Old me is not really in line with our brand, and we didn't even think that Liza's going to make
19:00it to the stage tonight.
19:00Alright, next one.
19:01Good luck, Tom.
19:02Good luck.
19:0471, J-Lo's bum.
19:06I think these are yours. Enjoy.
19:08I don't know who that is. Is that a person?
19:10J-Lo?
19:17You're gonna have to tell me how it went, or what?
19:23I swear, Dot.
19:26The silent treatment on the ferry was one thing-
19:29She's a lone bloody ranger. She is my granddaughter.
19:31Then you and Rannell should have sorted this out when she was alive.
19:34I...
19:36You have no clue what Rannell and I...
19:40Those sleepless nights we spent together while Bub had croup.
19:43While your sister found her feet with Bub.
19:46She needed help, Lauren.
19:48Not that you'd know.
19:50When it...
19:51When she was at her lowest, of course it came up.
19:54Your dad and I were hoping he'd help, but she wanted none of it.
19:58Really?
19:59You'd know the yarns we'd had if you'd come up more often.
20:02Oh, don't flog that again.
20:04You turned running away from family into a fine art. I learned from the best.
20:09Is that really why you moved so far away?
20:13To run away from me?
20:16No.
20:19I just don't want Tay to feel cut off from Tiwi like I was.
20:25So...
20:27When you started playing bush detective, you knew this fella was Tiwi.
20:31Well...
20:32No.
20:33Jared doesn't want anything to do with Taya, so...
20:37I'm not saying that what you did today...
20:40Wasn't a good thing.
20:42Eventually it might be, but...
20:44Don't go and tell me you thought this through when you haven't.
20:49So...
20:50What are you planning on telling Bob?
20:52I'm not.
20:54He doesn't want Taya to know about him, so...
20:57That's that I guess.
20:59You've been in the city for too long, my girl.
21:02You're forgetting how quickly truth catches up with you in a place like this.
21:06You might have started something you just can't stop.
21:12And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
21:18Please welcome to the stage...
21:21Miss Liza Traveller!
21:47It's actually me!
21:53It's actually me!
22:11Oh, sorry.
22:52Oh, sorry.
22:56I love you, Adelaina!
23:18Come on, we love you, Adelaina!
23:27We love you!
23:59Ahoy, sailor!
24:02Permission to come aboard?
24:04All hands on deck.
24:07Torpedo, in position.
24:10Ready to submerge.
24:12At your command, Captain.
24:15Fire at will, sailor.
24:17Oh!
24:21Well, we better batten down the hatches.
24:31I'll tell you what.
24:32I saw a thing or two tonight.
24:36What are you doing?
24:37I'm going.
24:40Anyway, how's Dordie feeling?
24:43She's still sick?
24:44Sick in the head.
24:46Sitting on a time bomb and she doesn't even know it.
24:51Hmm.
24:53You'll do much better.
25:34and then combing.
25:34And off with her PS4.
25:34You'll be careful.
25:34If you have a goal, you'll come.
25:39Ponding back up to the table.
25:40I'll go ahead and tell you.
25:40I'll just go ahead and use a page for a pause.
25:40I'm going to show you.
25:44I'll be sure to hit the table.
25:44I'll be sure to hit the table.
25:46I'll be sure if I hit the table again,
25:47I'll be sure to hit the table.
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