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00:11To be continued...
00:58Transcription by CastingWords
01:14CastingWords
01:33CastingWords
01:34Please be seated.
01:41We have all gathered here to witness the joining of these two beloved souls.
01:49It has been said that love is patient, love is kind.
01:54But I have found it to be much more life-threatening than that.
02:00When we first fall in love, we become soft.
02:04And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest.
02:09That's love.
02:11It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out.
02:21But like any risk, it's the thrill that makes it all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up.
02:33The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows.
02:43So, Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nikki, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:58Our first date was in a rental car and it lasted four days.
03:06Four days.
03:09And I remember thinking,
03:15I never want to get out of this car.
03:18And four days is now forever.
03:29I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck.
03:36Always in pursuit of certainty.
03:43But as we know, this week has put us through the fucking ringer.
03:49Sorry.
03:49Put us through the ringer and through it all,
03:56I realized that you can't rely on certainty
04:03because there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:16The only certainty in life is death.
04:22Exactly.
04:45So fuck certainty.
05:01I have nothing to worry about because you, you are my good luck charm.
05:09You have always, always, always been my good luck charm, it's true.
05:19So, I vow, Mickey, to see you truly as you have done for me and I promise to believe in
05:32you and believe in us because that, that's really what this, this is, it's, it's a leap
05:44of faith that we don't know what's gonna happen but we believe it's gonna work out.
05:53And I, I believe you are my soulmate.
06:05So, wherever we're going, wherever we're going, I never want to get out of this rental car.
06:16Okay, I'm done.
06:18Sorry.
06:19Okay, Nicky, your turn.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Okay.
06:23I wrote mine down.
06:25Um, Rachel.
06:31Um, I wish I went first.
06:33That's tough.
06:33That is tough to follow.
06:35Um, okay.
06:36Rachel.
06:37As you could see from the second you got here, I grew up in a household where marriage was
06:45highly regarded, so, of course, when you told me two weeks into our relationship that you'd
06:51never get married, I thought, she's the one.
06:56Um, but really, I never had to interrogate if you were the one because I was just new.
07:05And after spending one hour with you, I thought to myself, I hope every hour is like this.
07:14And if I don't spend the rest of my life with her, it's because I fucked up really badly.
07:20Finally, I made a vow to myself not to fuck it up really badly so that I could stand at
07:26an altar one day making vows to you.
07:32So here we are.
07:35I promise to always give you my love, my time, my understanding.
07:44I promise to be a non-judgmental partner in whatever adventures you seek.
07:51I promise to stand beside you always, even in times of disagreement.
07:58There is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you.
08:04And I won't let anything get between us.
08:10That was beautiful.
08:11That was beautiful, both of you.
08:15Okay.
08:16Now for the big moment.
08:17The rings, please.
08:21There you go.
08:23That's for you.
08:25That's for you.
08:27Oh, I'm shaking.
08:30Okay.
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin, do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham to be your lawfully wedded husband,
08:38to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
08:52I do.
09:06Nicholas Summer Cunningham, do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin to be your lawfully wedded wife,
09:13to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?
09:18Yeah, you take your lawfully wedded wife?
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:35I see.
09:36No.
09:42No.
09:43No.
09:43No.
09:43No.
09:44No.
09:44No.
09:44Sure.
09:45No.
09:47No.
09:47a week ago and they don't quite feel
09:54because you're right this week it put us through the ringer and everything I thought I knew
10:04about love and marriage it's changed it's all changed and I understand you now better than
10:13I ever have before I see now what you were saying what are you doing marriage destroys people
10:21and it was already starting to get to us and you know what I um I don't want our relationship
10:30to change marriage it's been a poison okay I got it it's been a poison in my family and I
10:40just
10:41I pushed you here what you didn't want what are you doing Rachel all I want is to spend the
10:47rest of
10:48my life with you but I don't want us to be like them I want us to have the privilege
10:56genuinely choosing each other every day like we always have
11:02the rental car is taking a hard left far away from here she's on the car
11:07Mickey look at me look at me marry marry me marry me you have to marry me right now
11:15I'm freeing us from the institution are you fucking serious Rachel are you fucking serious
11:20this is what you want I'm serious I'm serious oh my god he's serious why don't we just give
11:25a couple some time to sort things out Rachel no everybody just stay put Rachel
11:38the keys get in the car and drive fuck all this don't you're not serious I'm so sorry I pushed
11:42us here I'm fixing it hey this week has been kind of a nightmare oh my god and what if
11:45it was a vision
11:46of our future and I'm not gonna let that happen to us of course this week was a nightmare Nikki
11:49it's
11:49the week of our wedding what do you think the week of a wedding is you were supposed to take
11:54the leap
11:54of faith with me I did I did that's what I was doing no that was you hiding behind a
11:59philosophy
11:59and fearing the future based on other people's bad decisions I was the one putting my confidence
12:04in us I'm doing the same thing oh how is this the same thing you just agreed that all that
12:09matters
12:09is us I'm looking out for us how I just refuted my family's whole value system but I didn't ask
12:15you
12:15to okay but Rachel I know you never wanted to get married and now I see it I finally understand
12:21why do you have to marry me Rachel no we have to get married Rachel you've literally always said
12:26you never wanted to get married yeah that was before and neither was a fucking marriage curse
12:30tied to my bloodline and actually if you hadn't proposed to me we'd be fine and it's not your
12:33fault okay it is not your fault you didn't know I didn't know but now we know and now we
12:39have to
12:39get married that's not a reason to get married it should be because we love each other and we believe
12:45in that I know that's not the fucking situation that we're in now
12:56oh my god why are you doing this now
13:02what the fuck Mickey why are you doing this now
13:16yeah more more more yeah that yeah thank you that's how much everyone should be getting
13:21everyone even the minors that one's for you he was in crisis Victoria he was looking to me for
13:26guidance and I had to be honest
13:31how was I supposed to know he was going to react like
13:34because he idolizes us he thinks we have the perfect marriage
13:39we do
13:43he ruined my relationship with my son
13:46I will never have the chance to regain his trust
13:49no no he loves you
13:52he took away my ending
13:53wait come back
13:55Victoria
13:58honey what happened out there
14:00are you okay with this
14:02is Mickey okay what do we do
14:04thank you it's just a little silly disagreement
14:07they will be
14:08could someone do other rounds I don't want anyone thirsty
14:11cheers
14:12cheers
14:14like you mean it
14:15mommy hi
14:16keeping the energy out
14:24why'd you even propose to me then
14:27if I've always said I didn't want to get married
14:29all it took was you finding out that your parents' marriage isn't perfect that's what you needed
14:34to do the thing that I've been saying I wanted since the day we met
14:38I could have told you an hour into knowing them Nikki that your parents don't have the marriage you vitalized
14:43your whole life
14:44your mother is lovely yes but she's also a narcissist and your father is a broken romantic who's looking for
14:49something to stuff the rest of himself into so their marriage only works because he reveres her and she needs
14:55to be revered he's completely consumed by her and still he's not enough for her so they're both in the
14:59end of the end of the day
14:59and it's depressing to watch
15:01thanks Rachel yeah
15:03thanks thank you so I guess we both don't want to end up
15:06like your parents
15:08and um
15:09just to be clear in that
15:12scenario I'm the romantic
15:14and you're the narcissist
15:16oh
15:17that's nice
15:18yeah no that does make sense actually because our
15:22whole relationship revolves
15:23around you
15:25okay
15:26it's always me
15:27reassuring you
15:28that everything's okay even when there's literally
15:31nothing going on
15:32because you think something's always out to get you so I'm always tiptoeing around your sensitivities
15:39because you can't handle
15:41I get it
15:41anything
15:42I get it
15:42not even one day with my family
15:45I get it Nikki
15:45constantly reassuring you
15:48every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you
15:52nothing is easy
15:53you're a really hard person to love
15:56I know
15:59okay
15:59I know
16:05is that what you want to hear
16:09oh fuck
16:10what are you going to hear
16:21they're going to come
16:22no I heard
16:24cheers everyone
16:27it's okay
16:28it was me
16:31it was me
16:32it was me
16:33should we be
16:44why'd you say yes then
16:47when I proposed
16:48why'd you say yes
16:49because
16:50because I knew how much it meant to you
16:52and I
16:52and I
16:53I loved you
16:54and
16:58Nikki you're
16:59like the only person
17:01who could have gotten me here
17:03you loved me
17:08do you not love me anymore
17:12no go away
17:13I want to know her answer
17:15Portia get the fuck
17:15mom wants you two back in there
17:17kissing and smiling
17:18like you didn't just slap her in the face
17:19in front of her whole bloodline
17:20and everyone in this world
17:21she loves and respects
17:22okay goodbye
17:23goodbye
17:24goodbye
17:31yes Nikki
17:32of course I love you still
17:35okay
17:35and one of the things
17:36that I love the most about you
17:38is that you are a rock
17:39you are consistent
17:40you are stable
17:41and you don't do things
17:42like dump me at the altar
17:44I wasn't breaking up with you
17:46I was saving us
17:47oh good
17:47yeah
17:49do you think it worked
17:52if you really
17:53wanted to save us
17:54you would have said
17:55I do up there
17:56because I had everything
17:57under control
17:58okay
17:59I had to go through
18:00a lot
18:01to get up there
18:02and say yes
18:04with confidence
18:06and if you don't marry me
18:08by sundown
18:09the curse spreads
18:10to you and your family
18:11so you know
18:12actually
18:13I was saving you
18:16oh my god
18:18Rachel
18:18what
18:20what do you mean
18:21what
18:23why are you acting shocked
18:32it's a classic
18:35hi guys
18:36so cute
18:37so cute
18:40fuck
18:46I don't want to say it
18:47but you owe me $50 each
18:49oh my gosh
18:50you guys need a bet
18:52yeah
18:52after the rehearsal dinner
18:54it seemed like a safe bet
18:55come on
18:55pass it over
18:56technically the bet was about
18:57her calling it
18:57they might still work it out
18:58you too
18:59you too
19:00what
19:00I like money
19:01you lost the bet
19:06so it's actually
19:07encrusted with rhinestones
19:08not diamonds
19:09but the back is custom
19:10please don't touch
19:11it's fragile
19:18it's fragile
19:19what the fuck was he thinking
19:20I don't know
19:23and she didn't drink though
19:24I don't know
19:36what I'm saying
19:37what I'm saying
19:37is that from my perspective
19:40you've been extra on edge
19:42since we got here
19:43and then you told me
19:44something bad was gonna happen
19:46and then you started talking
19:48about curses
19:49so can't you see
19:51why it made sense
19:52to me
19:53that you'd be into the idea
19:55of us not getting married
19:57like
19:57like all of that stuff
19:59coming up
20:00before our wedding
20:01it had to be caused
20:02in part by like
20:03the pressure
20:04or something
20:05sorry Nikki
20:05stop
20:07what
20:09do you not believe
20:10in the curse
20:11marriage is the curse
20:12I'm absolving us from that
20:14oh my god
20:15no
20:15Nikki
20:16the curse
20:17is the curse
20:18the absolution
20:19was us getting married
20:21do you think
20:21that I like
20:22made this up
20:23I don't think
20:23I made it up
20:24I just
20:25what
20:26tell me what it is
20:27what
20:29what is it
20:29like a fear
20:30of commitment
20:31or stress
20:32no
20:33I
20:34I just
20:34what
20:35I think
20:37both of us
20:39have been cursed
20:40in our own ways
20:42by
20:42like the systems
20:43that raised us
20:44oh my god
20:45and by not getting married
20:46we are fixing that
20:47so when I say that
20:48I will die
20:49if you and I
20:50are not soulmates
20:51you don't believe me
20:54no
20:55think
20:55Rachel
20:56what
20:58you don't think what
21:04yeah I don't think that would happen
21:09you literally just told me you believe me
21:11you literally just told me you believe me
21:13right before I walked down the aisle
21:14this is crazy
21:15this is crazy
21:16wait wait
21:16hold on
21:17hold on
21:18I can't fucking believe it
21:19no no
21:19no no
21:20I didn't mean for it to get like this
21:21I'm sorry
21:22I put my confidence in us
21:24because I thought that you saw me
21:26I thought that we saw each other
21:28can we go back to like
21:29can we just go back to like
21:30four hours ago please
21:51right side or grooms
21:54groom
21:55I knew it
21:57are you married
21:58are you married
21:58are you married
21:58uh yeah
21:59to each other
22:01yeah
22:01do you believe she's your soulmate
22:05yeah for sure
22:08for sure
22:09sorry um we're just gonna go back to our table
22:12what happens at a wedding reception where there's no bride or groom
22:15what is that
22:16what is that like a setup for one of your bad jokes
22:18no honey it's a genuine question
22:20please
22:21no
22:25I don't know what you want me to do
22:27you don't let me think independently of you
22:30you don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective
22:33I can't change what I believe in
22:36but you can't believe me
22:38okay
22:39you can't believe me
22:40Rachel that's different okay
22:41I don't believe in like
22:43supernatural shit or like cosmic retribution
22:47okay
22:47or curses
22:48well I don't believe in fucking aliens
22:50but if you told me
22:51there was certainty that you saw a fucking alien
22:53I would believe you Nikki
22:56I'm sorry Rachel
22:57I don't I
22:58you don't
22:59you knew this about me okay
23:01this isn't like new information
23:02what you do
23:03what you do
23:04Nikki
23:05when you love someone
23:06is you believe the person that you love
23:08that's what trust is
23:09so when you told me
23:11that you believed me
23:13I believed you
23:14instead of looking at a catalog
23:15of all the things you've said in the past
23:16because I am fucking seeing you
23:18in the moment
23:19in every moment
23:20I am looking at you
23:21and you just
23:22you don't fucking do that for me
23:25you don't
23:26you just
23:27you chose a version of me
23:29a long time ago
23:30and that's all I am
23:32and
23:34then you get
23:35you get frustrated
23:37when I'm not hip
23:38because then you don't know
23:39who to be
23:39and you know what
23:40it's bad Nikki
23:41it's a bad fucking quality
23:42because you have made it
23:44impossible
23:46impossible
23:46for me to exist
23:58I like a jacket
24:00yeah
24:00thanks
24:01can I have it
24:08345
24:09I'm getting them
24:21hey
24:25what the fuck is going on
24:27in there
24:32fuckers
24:39let me in
24:40Rachel
24:40the sun sets at 444
24:42that's less than an hour
24:43what the hell are you doing
24:44I need a minute
24:45you're running out of minutes
24:46I'm getting the master key
24:48dickheads
24:50dickheads
24:58kept thinking I could never live
25:00without you by my side
25:02but then I spent so many nights
25:05thinking how you didn't know
25:06that's a charm
25:08come on
25:10come on
25:10come on
25:14if you weren't if you weren't cursed would you still have said yes oh my god that's irrelevant
25:20it's like asking me oh do you think you'd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms
25:27well i still want an answer
25:33you have nothing to say you know what nikki but actually you were just babied by your mother
25:38and sheltered from entire fucking world so you know nothing about the real world nikki nothing
25:47an evil person i think your brain should be studying god that was like two
25:51fucking years ago okay well i would never disappear on you for a fucking week
26:16oh
26:31oh my god
26:32i knew you would ruin the wedding rachel i didn't portia i know that this has been a tough week
26:37but whatever
26:39problems you two are having i i promise you will be able to work it out okay but now it's
26:45not the
26:45time just let them do what they need to do not right they have to get married that they have
26:49to
26:50what happened out there man i don't need this i don't need this right now none of us need this
26:54right now grow up and get married man what the hell are you doing hey you didn't drink it
27:00no i i put my faith in him why would you do that because i was 98 percent i'm sorry
27:05drink what the
27:06are you doing look at her marry her who cares about your brand new life philosophy marry her or we're
27:11all fucked drink what no oh shut up portia you have to get married oh what because of the curse
27:16yes
27:18he doesn't believe in it oh it's real and if you don't marry her it spreads to our family that
27:23means jude's gonna have it too right what do you mean all of us yes i don't understand all right
27:28everybody just calm down so you're all right hey you didn't mean what you said out there did you
27:53i was just trying to do the right thing you have five minutes to do that okay come on let's
28:03go
28:04dad get ready to say your thing let's go get that witness guy jules why not even moving come on
28:12rachel come on rachel come on okay let's just go out there and and finish the ceremony you know
28:19you have no reason to be embarrassed no one's mad
28:26sweetheart look at me
28:30everything everything's gonna be okay come on
28:47i'm so sorry hey yeah should we try again you want to go back out there and try again what
28:57are you
28:57what do you say what do you say what do you say rachel's a week
29:04what do you say
29:13no
29:15what do you say
29:16i don't know
29:16i don't know
29:27i don't know
29:32i don't know
29:34i don't know
29:51what are you doing
29:52i'm not gonna die for him you're not gonna die you said in your vows you believed before you sold
29:56me
29:56well i don't i don't hold on please do this one thing this one thing this one thing nikki i
30:01did all of this for
30:02you i did all of this for you i said yes to the proposal for you i said yes up
30:07there because i
30:07believed in you but i'm done i'm done okay i'm not gonna betray myself for you anymore i deserve a
30:13second chance i deserve a second chance rachel please come on miss please all you had to do was
30:19believe me nikki
30:22fuck it's 4 45
31:14oh my god
31:22i'm
31:32i
31:33i
31:35i
31:37i
31:47i
31:48i
31:49i
31:49i
33:58What did we do?
33:59What did we do?
34:01What did we do?
34:02I can't hear you.
34:05Shut up.
34:06I can't hear you.
34:08I can't hear you.
34:09I can't hear you.
34:13Senator, Abe.
34:16You're okay.
34:18You're okay.
34:19Just sit by here.
34:21Yeah.
34:21I can't hear you.
34:25I can't hear you.
34:31I can't hear you.
34:33I can't hear you.
34:57What the hell is happening to your family?
35:02Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
35:04Hey, you! This is what you meant?
35:07Why did you fucking tell me this would happen?
35:10I warned you. I told you it was spread to his bloodline.
35:38I knew that bitch was satanic from the second we saw her. No one listens to me.
35:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:45What's happening?
35:46Help is happening!
35:58Help me! Help me!
36:16Lock the door, and don't let anyone in but me and Nellie. Got it?
36:24Get the TV on loud.
36:33I love you, and I won't let anything happen to you.
36:38I'll be right back, I promise.
36:54Okay, listen, this fucking curse spread to our bloodline.
36:57That's gonna happen to me.
36:58Not if you think you're Vegas husbands, you so me.
37:01You got married?
37:03Mom, I'm so sorry, it was a mistake. I never should have done it.
37:11This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening.
37:13It is happening, and it's your fault, you stupid shit.
37:16All you had to do was marry her.
37:18This all happened because you didn't marry her.
37:21I think there's something we can do to stop it.
37:25Guys, what do we do? What do we do?
37:27We're getting help.
37:28I'm sorry, it was a mistake, I never should have done it.
37:29Why didn't you sign the divorce papers?
37:31I don't know, I don't know what my life looks like without you.
37:33Fucking God!
37:34Am I bleeding?
37:35Not yet.
38:13It's not aint Silicon Dragon to exist, I got broken out.
38:18Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I totally fucked up and I'm so, so sorry. I believe
38:26you're my soul mate and I'm yours. I'm yours always.
38:35You believe me now?
38:38I do. I do.
38:43I promise. I promise. I'll always believe you from now on. I promise. I promise.
38:51No, Nikki. I promise.
38:52By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
39:00Rachel. Rachel. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, he can't sign that. He
39:09can't sign that.
39:11I promise. I want you to complete the ceremony. Hurry up, please!
39:15No, but the curse already spread. This is not going to stop it, right? It won't stop it.
39:20Nikki. Nikki, Nikki. Wee, wee, wee, wee. Look at me. We both have the fucking curse, bitch.
39:25Getting married is only going to kill us.
39:28Not if we're soul mates. We're not. I still think you're mine.
39:42We had to try to save everyone. My son has it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Rachel.
39:53We're still soul mates, right? Right? I'm so sorry.
40:06Oh, Rachel. Sorry, Rachel. Rachel.
40:21No, Rachel. Rachel, wait, wait. What? You said it would work. Why didn't it work?
40:29It was too late. I'm sorry.
40:31Oh, my God.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:42Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:26Oh, my God.
42:33It's okay, baby. Go.
42:35It's okay. It's okay.
42:37Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay.
42:39Shh. Shh.
42:42Shh.
42:44Shh.
43:03Shh.
43:13Shh.
45:35Why is it happening to you?
49:04Do you know where my lighter is?
49:27It's okay.
49:28It's okay.
49:47I'm so sorry.
49:50I'm so sorry that this happened to you, okay?
49:55But remember that it did happen.
50:03So don't let anyone tell you, okay?
50:05So don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you're going to be okay.
50:08Yeah.
50:09Hey, listen to me.
50:12You have to be really, really, really, really careful who you choose to marry.
50:18I'll be there, but I'll be there, but I'll be there, okay?
50:22Okay, okay.
51:04I'll be there, but I'll be there, okay?
51:04I'll be there, okay, but I'll be there, okay?
51:50I'll be there, but I'll be there, okay?
52:08I'll be there, okay, but I'll be there, okay?
52:09I'll be there, okay, but I'll be there, okay?
52:34I'll be there, okay?
52:35I'll be there, okay?
52:36I'll be there.
52:40I'll be there, okay?
52:55It's cold.
52:59It's cold.
53:01It's cold.
53:08I'm gonna need one of those.
53:08I had to get the rest.
53:08It's cold.
53:13I didn't even know the rest.
53:13You could not eat me in bed.
53:29Before the explosion, I first took the trailer.
53:30The second one is the 3rd.
53:30It is not the back of the trailer.
53:31I have to make a trailer for the trailer.
53:31I'm going to use the trailer for this trailer.
53:35The trailer has to be replaced by the trailer.
53:37This trailer has to take the trailer.
53:38It's the trailer which you is going to be available to Israel.
54:17Words are your weapon, lies are your defense. I know what you want, and I see what you see. You're
54:34looking for somebody, but he isn't me. Find yourself.
54:47We will not be of lovers.
54:56Now your eyes are like torches. Your presence is bliss.
55:05I never knew time could speed and slip like this.
55:14The touch of your flesh is tough to resist.
55:23Planets collide, collide, collide.
55:26And the smack of your kiss, but you can kiss your brother.
55:41Because we will not be of lovers.
56:02Now you've been pulling that furnace.
56:05And the smack of your face.
56:07Sparking old flames.
56:10Causing disturbance.
56:15Crying for the same.
56:19Rocking on doors.
56:23Using my name.
56:27Rocking on doors.
56:29Causing on doors.
56:31Throwing the flames that you can throw it in.
56:35Tomorrow.
56:39Tomorrow.
56:43Tomorrow.
56:46Tomorrow.
56:47Over.
56:50Clean up over.
57:05Now you're so sweaty and warm, very sighs.
57:16We got home for yourhtmlons.
57:17I'm lucky.
57:23Now the world's full of trouble
57:27Everybody's scared
57:32Landlords are frowning
57:35Cupboards are bare
57:39People are scrambling
57:43Like dogs for a share
57:45Like dogs for a share
57:47It's cool and it's hard
57:51But it's nothing compared to what we do to each other
58:02To each other
58:08To each other
58:24To each other
58:26To each other
58:45To each other
58:46To each other
59:10To each other
59:17You
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