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00:06What a pretty bride you'll be, on the day you marry me, cause it's plain to see, very plain to
00:26see,
00:27What a pretty bride you'll be, though we're very young, I know, we've a long, long way to go, I
00:48can't wait to see, I can't wait to see...
00:55I just want to say a few words, to introduce this week, celebrating your love, and I'm so honoured that
01:05you two chose to get married here, at Summer House, as my sisters and I did before you,
01:11And I'm thrilled to pass the tradition down to my sweet and gentle son, my baby boy, you were born
01:23to be loved, you've always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes,
01:31Even when you were so tiny, there were nights when the whole world was quiet, and it was just you
01:38and me in the dark,
01:41And you would wake me up, with this soft cry, as if you were calling me to you, not because
01:49you needed something from me, but because you wanted to share something with me,
01:54And I promised you then, that I would always protect this you, this sweet, pure you.
02:04So, I want to tell you both something, in a marriage, you must promise, to regard the soul you see
02:15now, as the most important holy thing,
02:20Because time is an unstoppable force, and it will do whatever it can to destroy you, and ultimately, it will
02:34win.
02:36So, you sacrifice, you sacrifice superficial things, moods of the day, petty preferences, in favour of the purest, deepest parts.
02:52You accept and forgive each other's wrongdoings, you don't let anything tear you apart, no matter how gruesome, that is
03:01what the love of your life is meant to do.
03:04The love of your life.
03:07So now, a toast, to my sweet baby Nicky, and his fiancée Rachel, whom he's been hiding from us.
03:19It is up to you now, to protect the soul in front of you.
03:23Marriage is a powerful merging of souls, it's like being sewn together, and in the wrong union,
03:34it can feel like being chained to a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean.
03:41But in the right union, it can feel like immortality.
03:56Cheers to immortality.
03:57Cheers.
03:58Cheers.
04:01Cheers.
04:01Cheers.
04:02Cheers.
04:02Cheers.
04:03Cheers, mom.
04:03Cheers.
04:06What the fuck?
04:08And you don't know where this is from?
04:10No, it was just with the mail.
04:15Never gotten hate mail before.
04:20Maybe it's from Jess?
04:23No.
04:24Didn't you say she tried to light your apartment on fire?
04:26No, she tried to light herself on fire in my apartment.
04:29Rachel.
04:29What?
04:30That...
04:30You have scary taste.
04:33Okay, well maybe...
04:35Maybe it's from one of your exes.
04:37No.
04:37Yeah?
04:38Maybe like a specific ex who happens to also be here.
04:41I mean...
04:41Come on, now?
04:42Yeah, maybe.
04:42What if someone here is fucking with me?
04:44Your family doesn't even know me.
04:45They know me, okay?
04:46And I talk about you with a certain fondness, almost as if I love you to death.
04:51Yeah, but you're like a god to them.
04:53I mean, the way that your mother talks about you.
04:55Perfect.
04:55A perfect boy.
04:57Why would you let her perfect boy marry some girl she's never met?
05:01No one is letting me marry you.
05:03I want to marry you.
05:04Nikki.
05:04And you want to marry me, right?
05:07Isn't that all that matters?
05:09Okay.
05:11I mean, if anything, this note, let me see it.
05:15It's about me not being good enough for you, okay?
05:19Don't marry him.
05:20That's me.
05:20It's very anti-me.
05:22Who cares what some anonymous asshole thinks?
05:25Yeah, okay, fine, but I mean, I care what your mother thinks.
05:27I mean, do I adequately protect your soul?
05:31I don't know what that means.
05:33It means, like, do I love you for who you are,
05:35do I take you further and further from who you are
05:37until one day you wake up and you're like,
05:38I don't recognize myself.
05:39I'm depressed.
05:40I'm going to leave you.
05:41Rachel, that's not going to happen to us.
05:42We're not those people.
05:44Holy shit, where's my dress?
05:47What's in there?
05:49It's not in there?
05:50No.
05:53I swear it was here this morning.
05:56It was hanging right here next to your suit.
05:59Um, okay.
06:01Did we leave it at Hannah and Chad's?
06:03Because we took it out to show it to them.
06:04Do you remember bringing it in last night?
06:06I think so.
06:08Maybe I left it in the car.
06:12Maybe someone took it.
06:14They wouldn't do that.
06:15I swear.
06:16No one is trying to sabotage our wedding.
06:18Okay, well, I'm like 99% certain we didn't leave the dress.
06:21Well, I can check the car again.
06:22I just, I don't think anyone would take it.
06:25Okay, then where is it?
06:27I don't know.
06:28I don't know.
06:29Hey, hey.
06:30Same team.
06:31Okay?
06:32Alright?
06:33Give me a hug.
06:33Hi.
06:34Okay?
06:36I'm gonna, I'll ask everyone if they've seen it.
06:38Alright?
06:38I'm gonna search the property.
06:39Okay?
06:40We're gonna find it.
06:40It's here somewhere.
06:41Alright?
06:42It's here.
06:43We'll find it.
06:45We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
06:46Okay?
06:48And fuck this stupid thing.
06:49Alright?
06:50They didn't even RSVP.
07:13try.
07:25Right?
07:42Okay?
07:49I don't know what she might have said last night for Mickey's fiancée, but I think I got there a
07:56time before she said anything, but I can't be sorry.
07:59I'm sorry, I don't think Mickey should know, so that he could put the head?
08:03No, it would completely screw up our plan. We're doing this for Victoria. It's what she wants.
08:10She would be completely devastated if Mickey found out, so you'll keep an eye on everyone from me, especially the
08:17fiancée.
08:18I'll try. Just dink it with me, okay? I've got it.
08:40Hi, Jude. What are you looking at?
08:50Blood. There's blood. Look. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.
08:59Blood. Oh, fuck.
09:01Is it yours?
09:03Yeah, it was just a nosebleed.
09:07Oh, fuck.
09:08Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that. Sorry, man. I'm gonna kill you.
09:12Dad!
09:13No, no, no, no. Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. Wait a minute. I don't think that that's real.
09:19How would you know?
09:19I think that's just a story that Aunt Portia was saying to Scaris.
09:23You don't know anything about what's going on here.
09:25Uh...
09:26Dad!
09:26What?
09:27Jude, stop yelling.
09:30We don't yell in this house. You know that.
09:38Want to tell me why you were yelling?
09:40Rachel summoned the sorry man with her blood. Now he's gonna kill her.
09:44No, sorry. I had nosebleed last night and I guess it got on the floor.
09:49I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't know how you know it was like that.
09:52I do not want to hear it.
09:57Morning, Dr. Penny.
10:00Wait.
10:02You two. Wait.
10:04Wait.
10:08Look at me.
10:10I don't ever want you to talk about that. Do you understand?
10:18What's gonna happen to her?
10:20She's gonna marry Uncle Nicky.
10:22And what?
10:23You don't need to worry about that, okay?
10:26Okay?
10:28Hey, hey, hey.
10:29Wait. Jude, where are you going?
10:31We don't yell in this house.
10:32Wait, you need to eat.
10:33Nellie, make me pancakes.
10:34What kind?
10:36Chocolate chip.
10:39Did Nicky tell you to call our dad Dr. Cunningham?
10:43No.
10:44No, it's just, I don't know, polite, I guess.
10:49You know I'm Dr. Cunningham too.
10:55Right.
10:58Sorry, do you want me to call you that?
11:00Of course.
11:03Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:07What's funny?
11:08I can't tell if you're joking or not.
11:17Hey, aren't brides supposed to wear white?
11:23What do you mean there's no dress?
11:25Do you think it's possible that, like, maybe somebody grabbed it?
11:28Rachel, how could you forget the wedding dress?
11:31Portia.
11:32It's alright, sweetheart.
11:34We'll figure something out.
11:36Oh my god, you have to knock.
11:38We could've been naked.
11:39All of you?
11:40Ew, why are you picturing it?
11:42I'm not.
11:42Did you find it?
11:42I, um, I think we left it, right?
11:45You left the dress in Chicago?
11:47It's definitely not in Chicago.
11:48I mean, we had it.
11:49I really think we left it at Hannah and Chad's police.
11:50Who's Hannah and Chad?
11:51They're the friends we stayed with in Cleveland.
11:54You have friends in Cleveland?
11:55Did you call them and ask?
11:56Yeah, so they're both at work, but there's a spare key at their house, so I'm just going
11:59to drive back.
12:00No, no, that's insane.
12:02Oh, it's so romantic.
12:02Sorry, isn't it like an eight hour drive?
12:04We shouldn't drive all that way.
12:05Why do you know how far it is to Cleveland?
12:06I want to do it, okay?
12:08It's important.
12:09It's not, though.
12:10It's really fine.
12:11I mean, I can wear something else.
12:12For your wedding?
12:13You need a wedding dress for your wedding, Rachel.
12:15You can't wear that.
12:16It's funereal.
12:17Yeah, well, I have something else I can wear.
12:21I think it's romantic what he's doing, right?
12:23Aw.
12:24Okay.
12:25See ya.
12:26Are you sure?
12:28Yeah, of course.
12:30That's good.
12:31It'll give you a chance to get to know each other better.
12:33Okay.
12:47Why don't you try my dress?
12:49That's a great idea!
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52Mrs. Cunningham, that's so kind of you.
12:54I just...
12:59Wow.
13:01Why don't we just see if Nikki finds a dress and we can do the fitting tomorrow?
13:05But there's no time tomorrow.
13:06Tomorrow we've got a bunch of setups to do and Friday's the rehearsal dinner.
13:09Saturday's the bachelorette party.
13:10Sunday's the big day.
13:11Today is the dress fitting.
13:12I think it might fit you.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Okay, I'd love...
13:20Yeah, please.
13:37I think we should lose the train.
13:40And the sleeves.
13:41I'm cutting off the sleeves.
13:43Uh, are you sure?
13:45He needs to come in at the waves.
13:48My mother had a wave flag.
13:50Well, I actually used to have a waist like that.
13:52Oh, Mom, stop.
13:53You look great.
13:54Do you know what ruins a waist like that?
13:56Want your hair up?
13:57Or do you want it down?
13:58Down.
13:58No, up.
13:59Having children.
14:00Mom, would you rather have a tiny waist or me?
14:03Well, you, of course, sweetheart.
14:05But it would be nice to have both.
14:07Mom, you promised I could have Grandma Madeline's diamond bracelet?
14:10Oh, I...
14:11Don't be.
14:12You can have it after.
14:15Oh.
14:16Never mind.
14:17It doesn't go.
14:20Well, that's just love.
14:23No?
14:24Mm-hmm.
14:24I'm just noticing the necklace.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh, no, wait, that's...
14:29Do you think Aunt Nora will be mad?
14:31Didn't she love the train?
14:32Well, it doesn't matter.
14:34It's not for her.
14:36You're right.
14:36It's for us.
14:39Mm.
14:39Mm-hmm.
14:41Now, this ring belonged to my great-grandmother, Eleanor.
14:46So pretty.
14:47Yes.
14:51You mean, instead of...
14:52It's a little big.
14:54But it will work if you don't talk with your hands so much.
15:01Yeah, but that's the ring that Nikki gave me.
15:04And it's stunning.
15:06That doesn't mean you have to wear it on your wedding day.
15:09Sorry, but doesn't it...
15:11It's common to honor the women in the family's lineage when you get married, Rachel.
15:14Okay.
15:16Sorry.
15:22Hmm.
15:39Oh.
15:40Oh.
15:48Yeah, something isn't right.
15:54Sorry.
15:55I just...
15:56I really...
15:57I appreciate your enthusiasm.
15:59I just don't know if all this feels a bit, like, not really necessary.
16:02If it's just, like, gonna be us, really, for the wedding.
16:05Rachel.
16:06A hundred people are coming.
16:09A hundred people are coming?
16:11No, no.
16:11It's 90-something, right?
16:13Right, but it's family only.
16:14Like, you guys wanted.
16:15I thought family only meant, like, you guys and, like, maybe a couple grandparents.
16:21Well, you know how family is.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:24Oh, I completely forgot.
16:25You don't have a family.
16:26I thought she had a father.
16:28Mm-hmm.
16:28Well, I...
16:29We don't really talk.
16:30Um, a hundred people are...
16:31Well, it's complicated, right?
16:32Because if you invite Aunt Valerie, and you have to invite Aunt Valerie, then you have to
16:36invite all four of her siblings, and their spouses, and their kids, our cousins.
16:40So, it's just...
16:42It's not possible to keep it as small as you wanted, but it's still a small wedding.
16:45Does Nikki know about this?
16:47I don't keep track of what Nikki knows.
16:48Nellie?
16:49Oh, I don't know.
16:49It's the lace.
16:51It's always been too busy with their veil.
16:54It's too busy.
16:55Mm-hmm.
16:56We just need to find the perfect necklace.
16:59Oh, um...
17:01Actually, I was gonna just wear the necklace that I had on, because it has my mother's engagement
17:05ring on it.
17:06Everything is going to be perfect, and you won't even notice.
17:09You don't have parents to give you away.
17:14Don't worry.
17:16Everything is going to be perfect.
17:29Let's open this!
17:30Oh, no, I can do that.
17:31No, it's okay, I got it.
17:32Portia, please.
17:32I don't need any help.
17:34Don't aim it for us.
17:35No, I'm not aiming it.
17:35Oh, my God, Portia!
17:41Oh, my God.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:47Oh.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:58I'm so sorry.
18:00Why are you sorry?
18:01No, it's okay.
18:02It's okay.
18:03I've got it.
18:03Don't.
18:03You've got blood on the dress.
18:06Come on.
18:06Take a moment.
18:08Oh, no.
18:13I don't think I can do this.
18:14I can't do this.
18:15Yes, I know.
18:17My great-grandmother gave this to my grandmother on her wedding day.
18:26She thought the pearls were fake.
18:32Do you know the trick with pearls?
18:40You rub them against your teeth.
18:42Hmm.
18:44And if they're smooth, they're fake.
18:49And if they're rough like sandpaper, they're real.
18:55No.
18:59Of course, my grandmother, she had fake teeth, so she couldn't tell.
19:07Her mother was buried alive.
19:14What?
19:15Why?
19:16It was an accident.
19:20Maybe this can be or something borrowed.
19:26It's meant to be from the mother.
19:30To ward off bad luck in a marriage.
19:32I'm pretty sure pearls are bad luck for a wedding.
19:35What about fake pearls?
19:39You want me to rub this on my teeth?
20:05You want me to rub this on my teeth?
20:07Yeah.
20:09They're real.
20:10They're real.
20:23Must have been so, so difficult going through adolescence without a mother.
20:32a mother absorbs her children
20:35and vice versa
20:48as well
20:57you look just right
21:05thank you
21:06it's perfect
21:25look at me honey
21:40I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry
21:47what?
21:52because of what this will do to you both
22:00coming honey
22:09hey babe, how's it going over there?
22:11good
22:12good
22:12uh oh
22:17yeah
22:17uh
22:19nikki, did you know that there's 100 people coming to the wedding?
22:22what?
22:24oh my god
22:25I told them family only
22:26yeah, well
22:27according to your sister
22:28that's uh
22:29100 people
22:31and
22:31I'm sorry
22:33something weird is going on
22:34um
22:34they put me in your mother's dress
22:36they cut it up
22:37they tailored it
22:37they gave me all these accessories
22:38like it was their plan all along
22:40it's like they
22:41it's like they really want to have a wedding
22:42but they don't actually care
22:43who walks down the aisle
22:44into your arms
22:45as long as someone does
22:45like there's this
22:47bride-shaped hole
22:48and they
22:48and they just need a body to fill it
22:50I don't know why
22:50but they
22:51they all keep bursting into tears
22:53and it's fucking freaking me out
22:55they're whispering about shit
22:57and crying
22:58and they're hiding something from us
23:00hold on, hold on
23:00what?
23:01everyone's crying?
23:03yes, there's so much crying
23:05what do you mean?
23:05your mother apologized to me
23:07and she said
23:07sorry for what this will do to you
23:09like what?
23:10like what?
23:11what is she talking about?
23:12wait, she said that?
23:13yes
23:13I have no idea
23:15can you just come back here, please?
23:18yeah, sure
23:18wait, what about your dress?
23:20I don't care about the dress
23:21I never cared about the dress
23:22I'm in your mother's dress now
23:23I never wanted you to drive eight hours
23:24Nell and Portia
23:25and your mom
23:26wanted you to drive eight hours
23:27okay, okay, okay
23:28okay, are you
23:28can you
23:29are you turning around?
23:30I'll turn around right now
23:30I'm so
23:31I'm so sorry I left you there
23:33okay, I'll be back soon
23:33okay
23:35thank you
23:35okay
23:36I love you
23:37alright, love you too
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