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20:21Don't look away, I'll time you, okay?
20:23You ready?
20:25Three, two, one, go.
20:51You ready?
21:20Who's the friend you were visiting?
21:21I was visiting in Austin when we met. My college roommate, Chris. You met Chris. He's the one who's allergic
21:28to everything.
21:29You're ruining it by talking. No talking. Eye contact only. No, don't look at me.
21:34Oh, okay.
21:35Okay, start it over. Starting. Three, two, one, go.
21:51Okay, start it over.
22:08Okay, start it over.
22:34What? What happened?
22:36Let's dance. Yes.
22:37You wanna dance?
22:38Yeah, but you only did two minutes.
22:40I don't know how to dance to this.
22:41Why shouldn't we learn how to dance properly?
22:44We never dance properly.
22:45Let's do what they're doing.
22:49I don't care what anybody tells you. It's all about the sex. Gotta keep that spark alive. Do whatever it
22:56takes. I mean, whatever it takes. Add some body.
23:02You talk about it. You know what?
23:07These are divisive times we live in. It's just so nice to remember what it's actually all about.
23:13Love.
23:14Honey, please don't interrupt.
23:15I'm sorry, it was a question again?
23:17You were just telling us a secret too, I have marriage.
23:49To me, you are what you are to me, you are my happy.
24:02Making your grandfather proud from the great beyond?
24:05God, yeah, you know, I hope so.
24:09So when are you going to tell us this famous story we keep hearing about, the story of how
24:13you and Nicky met?
24:14Oh, yeah.
24:15Well, a couple of years ago, I was flying all around the country.
24:35What are you doing?
24:37I'm Instagram stalking.
24:39Who?
24:40I'm trying to find girl Nicky.
24:42I'm pretty sure she was from Austin.
24:44Who?
24:46Girl Nicky, you know?
24:48The girl Nicky dated after that girl, Molly, and then before Rachel.
24:54Why?
24:57Something isn't adding up.
24:59What was your last name?
25:00Do you remember?
25:02Do you remember?
25:03Come with me.
25:06No.
25:08Yeah?
25:09No.
25:09Yeah?
25:10No.
25:11Hey.
25:14Aren't you so obsessed with this story?
25:18Because Rachel's fucking cursed.
25:20What's that got to do with it?
25:24She clearly thinks this stupid romantic story proves that they're meant to be together and
25:28that it's going to save her life.
25:30But I think there's more to it.
25:32And I need to prove it.
25:33I need to...
25:34Why?
25:35So she doesn't die.
25:37Sorry behind you.
25:37Yeah, we're good.
25:41So she doesn't die like her mother did.
25:44But why is that your problem?
25:46Because her dying mother told me to prevent the same thing from happening to her, so I
25:51have to try.
25:54This can't be your burden.
25:57But I was there.
25:59You shouldn't have been.
26:00But I was.
26:03Maybe I was there for a reason, you know?
26:06It all...
26:07It all makes sense now.
26:10It's not a fake monster story.
26:13It's real fucking horror.
26:15What I saw back then...
26:18Fucked me up.
26:20You wanted me to do something about it.
26:23Now I can do something about it.
26:25And it's this.
26:30It's fine that you don't believe in it.
26:33But I saw it with my own eyes.
26:45Carl Nicky's last name is Stuart, I think.
26:49Just try not to, like, ruin the party with him, take down a romance.
27:03I'm the only one left, and the gate agent is getting on the intercom, and she's looking
27:06straight at me, and she's saying final boarding, last call, all ticketed passengers, and...
27:10You forgot the cute guy.
27:12Oh, right.
27:14Yes.
27:14Sorry, just me and this cute guy.
27:18And...
27:19The gate agent is just saying my name over and over and over and over again, and then the
27:24cute guy comes over and...
27:25Why weren't they calling his name, too?
27:27Hmm?
27:28You...
27:29You keep saying you were the last two passengers, but they were only calling your name.
27:35Ignore him.
27:36Keep going.
27:36So he comes over, and he says...
27:38I, uh...
27:40You've never wondered?
27:42No, Jules.
27:43I've never even thought about it.
27:45Well, he's right here.
27:47We can ask him now.
27:48What...
27:50What are you doing right now?
27:51Jules, can I just wait?
27:52I'm just trying to understand the story.
27:54I don't get why they weren't also calling your name.
27:57It's weird.
27:57I don't know why.
27:58But it doesn't make sense.
28:00Let's get a drink.
28:01Let's get a drink.
28:02Hey, I have a drink.
28:03Wait.
28:04I want to know.
28:10Nikki.
28:15It was February 15th, right?
28:18The day you met?
28:19Uh, yes.
28:20Dude.
28:20Shh.
28:20Oh, my God.
28:21What happened?
28:23See, I was confused, because I thought you two met March.
28:26But then she said February.
28:28And that confused me more, because I thought you were dating girl Nikki in February 2023.
28:33So, I checked her Instagram.
28:36And yeah, she posted you on Valentine's Day that year.
28:39And also, you must have been dating girl Nikki, because you were going to bring her to our wedding.
28:45Which was on February 15th.
28:47The wedding you skipped.
28:49Which was not in, where were you flying to?
28:53Chicago.
28:54It was not in Chicago.
28:55It was in California.
28:58So, I'm doing the math, and I guess what really happened is that you were in Austin with girl Nikki,
29:04and she dumped you either on Valentine's Day or the day after.
29:08That's enough.
29:08So, she must have dumped you right before you were both supposed to fly to our wedding, and you didn't
29:13get on the plane.
29:15Maybe because you were too ashamed to go to our wedding alone.
29:20I don't know.
29:20But you must have sat in that airport all day, moping around, looking for someone to save you, because you're
29:29too codependent to be single for more than two minutes.
29:31And then you found her, an escape hatch.
29:35All this time, I thought you missed my wedding because you had the stomach flu, and that you met her,
29:41like, a month later.
29:42But actually, you lied to both of us.
29:47So, that's why they weren't calling his name.
29:51Because he wasn't on the flight.
30:03Your soulmate's a liar.
30:06How sure are you now?
30:0915%.
30:12Want to talk about fate?
30:14How about the way you and I met?
30:16Okay, you can shut up now, James.
30:17At your birth.
30:17You can shut up now.
30:18Shut up.
30:19Nicky, why don't you take Rachel to meet Uncle Lee?
30:22I'm just saying, that's fate, not this.
30:26Thank you, Jules.
30:27I think I just saved your life.
30:30Shut the fuck up, Jules!
30:32Daddy, do something!
30:54I'm so sorry.
30:55What the fuck was that?
30:56I am so sorry.
30:57I lied to you.
30:59You lied to me about so many things.
31:02Oh, sorry.
31:03I shouldn't have done that.
31:04I should have just been up front with you back then.
31:05You lied to me today, Nicky.
31:07I asked you why you were in Austin.
31:09You said you were visiting your fucking college roommate.
31:12Okay, I know.
31:12But I did see him on that trip, too.
31:16Rachel, does it really matter that I wasn't supposed to be on that flight?
31:20We still had the best adventure.
31:23We wouldn't have met otherwise.
31:24We wouldn't be here right now.
31:26We'd be strangers.
31:26So who cares if I was on the flight or not?
31:29It does matter, Nicky.
31:31It does matter.
31:32Because I finally thought that I met someone who felt the same things as me.
31:36But no.
31:37It turns out that you were just sad and single and you saw a scared girl at the airport and
31:42said, oh, fun, an adventure.
31:44Well, I am not a fucking adventure for you to go on.
31:47Come on, Rachel.
31:47We're getting married.
31:48It doesn't matter anymore the exact scenario under which we met.
31:53Nicky, did you invite my dad to the wedding?
32:02Do not lie to me.
32:09But it doesn't matter.
32:11He didn't respond.
32:12He isn't coming.
32:13Why would you do that, Nicky?
32:15Fuck, I'm sorry.
32:15I regretted it immediately, but you didn't have anyone coming.
32:19And my parents kept asking me and asking me and I was afraid that you'd look back someday and wish
32:27he'd been here.
32:28My fucking psychotic father who I haven't spoken to in 11 years.
32:32That was a huge mistake, okay?
32:34I knew it was wrong.
32:35I'm sorry.
32:37Rachel, I just, I just want to be with you.
32:40I'm sorry.
32:40I'm so sorry.
32:41I'm sorry.
32:42I'm fucking up so much.
32:43I'm sorry.
32:43Is it true that you got out of a relationship the day we met?
32:56So what?
32:56I'm like a, a rebound.
32:59You're not a rebound.
33:00I'm like a rebound.
33:01Rachel, we're getting married.
33:04You're not a rebound.
33:12We are still getting married, right?
33:23You'd seriously consider throwing away everything that happened after that day?
33:28All of the love and trust that we have now because I, I didn't think the plane was going down
33:32when I met you.
33:33Yeah, well maybe I shouldn't have saved your life that day.
33:35Oh yeah, well you didn't.
33:36The plane didn't fucking crash.
33:43Hi.
33:44So sorry to interrupt, but dinner is served by candlelight.
33:48Very romantic.
33:49Maybe it'll help change her all's attitude.
33:53Put on a happy face.
33:54Rachel, you're wearing a t-shirt.
33:56You're wearing, you can't wear that.
33:57I genuinely don't give a fuck.
33:58Oh my gosh.
33:59She is so mean.
34:01She looks poor.
34:02Portia, you can't say that.
34:03Why not?
34:04I don't give a fuck.
34:47Hi, hi. I just wanted to apologize on behalf of myself and my fiance for what happened earlier.
34:59We really do appreciate you all being here, and we did not intend to put on a show, but hey,
35:05free show.
35:09I want to tell another story quickly, a different story.
35:13So I'm going to die on Sunday.
35:21It's not a joke, really.
35:24There is a horrible, fucked-up curse that has plagued my bloodline for centuries,
35:29and if I don't marry my soulmate by sundown on Sunday, I will die.
35:34And if I don't get married, the curse will spread to his bloodline, which is like all of you.
35:43Sorry, Jules.
35:45I don't think I told you that part.
35:49I mean, put yourself in my position.
35:52Would you have married that person?
35:55Really? Think about it.
35:56Do you want me to stop her?
35:57But don't worry, because I wouldn't do that to you.
36:01That's enough. That's enough.
36:01It happened to my mother.
36:04She got married and died right over there, actually, on the other side of these woods.
36:09So I just found out that I was actually born in this place, which is actually kind of crazy,
36:13because now it appears I'm going to die here as well.
36:15So, yes, you are right.
36:18It is actually kind of like cosmic fate, Portia.
36:21So to echo your sentiment, Dr. Cunningham, here's one.
36:26To fate.
36:39That was the plane crashing.
36:47Please keep eating.
37:08My death, it haunts him like a sheep.
37:15Without a sail, I know I'll be constant, but just for him, I will prevail.
37:33He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:39He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:45He doesn't like it when I cry.
37:50And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time.
38:00Crying all the time.
38:06Crying all the time.
38:09My death, it taunts me like a ship without a sound.
38:21I know I'll be gone soon, but just for him, I will prevail.
38:33He doesn't like it when I cry.
38:38And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time.
38:47Crying all the time.
38:50Crying all the time.
38:55Crying all the time.
38:59Crying all the time.
39:01He doesn't like it when I cry.
39:07He doesn't like it when I cry.
39:12Crying all the time.
39:19Crying all the time.
39:24Crying all the time.
39:40There goes the wrong, it was I was one of three where
39:45I know it when I cry.
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