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00:22With this ring I thee went with all my worthy goods at the end, oh
00:41I need you to do me a favour, it's illegal and weird, you can't ask me any questions
00:45about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
00:52Let me get dressed.
01:18Let me get dressed.
01:20Let me get dressed.
01:25Let me get dressed.
01:53Let me get dressed.
01:56Let me get dressed.
02:08Let me get dressed.
02:23Let me get dressed, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday, it's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:41After you?
02:50Do you want to get dressed for breaking and entering?
02:52Because there are easier ways to leave someone at the altar.
02:56Let me get dressed.
02:57Let me get dressed.
03:04Let me get dressed.
03:06You're a pussy.
03:07And, right now I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So, I realized that if the curse spread to my great great great grandmother over 100 years
03:14ago, my bloodline would have died out after like two generations, but it didn't because
03:17I'm here which means that some of them survived some of them found their soul
03:23mates and married them or found another way okay well I need to find out how if
03:32we can figure out who my mom's parents were then we can track the curse back
03:36and now I have a key still breaking and entering if you steal a key or she's
03:49gonna kill us you know if we're late to the bachelorette party do you want to know
03:55the theme I'm sure I don't I should have accounts on the stripper god please tell
04:01me you're kidding I'm kidding nothing could make her cancel this
04:06stripper
04:16okay first we need to find my parents marriage license
04:26marriages Alexandra Harkin and Jay Holman they were married January 13th 19
04:311997 this is 2013 there are literally tens of thousands of documents in here
04:38well I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper she will seriously
04:43kill us just tell her we're getting manicures or something
04:46okay
04:47mm-hmm okay
04:57alright
05:06Rachel
05:16uh hey dad what are you doing trapping foxes oh i don't think there's any in here
05:27i am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiance
05:31say she left where uh do you know where she went nope she didn't have much with her so i
05:39i think she plans on coming back that's great dad thank you very comforting
05:47say that was a really interesting speech she made last night i don't want to talk about it
05:51okay i just i fucked up and i'm trying to fix it at least she's with nelly nelly will talk
05:58some
05:58sense into her oh you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiance that i'm not a lying
06:04piece of what if there's someone else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else
06:08who's five percent more compatible for him and how would either of us ever know that i mean i
06:12guess i would know if i die at the altar i think you're over complicating it
06:21oh okay then simplify it no no i just mean that it's all subjective isn't it there are no
06:27signs from the universe it's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which
06:32details are important and which ones aren't and then deciding what it means like there's no
06:35cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out
06:50say go change your clothes i want to get the trap set before it gets too late
06:58oh you you want me to come with you of course you used to love fox trapping yeah i don't
07:03know if i
07:04loved it besides it's great to get out in nature it was good for me when i was in the
07:08woods as it
07:09were right uh you know that nowadays when you upset the person you love you don't disappear on a hunting
07:17trip you talk it out the person you are trying to reach is unavailable you know son something i've
07:24learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she doesn't answer the phone
07:32get your shit
07:49hey happy bachelor party hey look at this the cunningham men all together again i'm sorry dad i can't do
07:58this
07:58with him come on what you did yesterday was up you ruined my wedding that's dramatic i was trying
08:04to help her oh what by making your second guess our relationship two days before we get married yeah
08:08huge help i didn't make her do anything you could come on again i was trying to open her eyes
08:13so she
08:13could adequately judge if you're a true soulmate or not no one asked you to do that it's a matter
08:19of life
08:19or death dad maybe this isn't the best time for this you used to love this partly in the trap
08:24yeah and
08:25i mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just end up
08:29miserable and
08:30cold we have to figure out some real shit you want to talk about real shit this is the end
08:37of how things
08:38are once your mother is gone everything is going to change we follow her rules she is what holds us
08:45together soon we're gonna have a decision to make let each other go or find a new reason to stick
08:55together
08:58but you're a full-grown man i can't make this decision for you just get over yourselves
09:12wait kathy harkin kathy harkin mark ellis married august 22nd 1997.
09:24who is i i don't know probably some relatives
09:35wait that's weird why would there be other people in my family that got married here
09:43maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:50or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all
09:55or it's just a coincidence
10:03ah hello here's a death certificate hmm death certificate kathy harkin
10:12wait uh just wait a second
10:20oh god
10:22well what what does that mean
10:29she died the same day she got married
10:37that's not a coincidence
10:42okay we should start looking for birth and death certificates too there may be more of them
10:49um and maybe we can make like a like a family tree
10:55so
11:19okay
11:20Okay. Here's your parents. And here's another death. It's Roger Harkin, October 9th, 1941.
11:30Wait, Roger Harkin. I just saw this. Ah, Roger Harkin. Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin.
11:40Roger Harkin, cause of death, hemorrhage. Just like my mom.
11:48He was married October 9th. Died October 9th, 1941.
12:28Dad, he's 10 years sober, Dad.
12:32Right. Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a bitch. You keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about Mom. Like, months ago.
13:06I tried. But you know how Mom is, so...protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit, you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37Okay.
13:38But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:41It's true, dude. I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you. A perfect love story.
13:48Like, you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend. I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off. You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do.
14:44And I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence.
14:46We were sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:10Shh.
15:17It's not your fault, by the way.
15:19It's, um, it's mom and dad's.
15:23They, um, they fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:27Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know.
15:54I know.
15:55I'm fixing it.
15:55But you have to get her to believe you're her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:58Jesus Christ, I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:10You and Nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nelly are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:18Oh my God, that's what I'm saying.
16:20That's, that's what mom and dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:24Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36Tennis.
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit, fox.
16:46There's a fox.
16:47What?
16:47Yell for that.
16:48What do I yell again?
16:49Who do you who?
16:50Who do you who?
16:51Who do you who?
16:52Who do you who?
16:54It's who do you who, you idiots.
16:58Who do you who?
16:59Oh, yeah.
16:59Oh, yeah.
17:01Oh, yeah.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:04Ha, ha.
17:07Here, do the honors.
17:14Safety's on.
17:14Keep it on until you get down the hill.
17:18All right.
17:19You're all right.
17:20Okay.
17:52Here's you.
17:58Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:07Okay.
18:08So, it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin.
18:15And it looks like they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock.
18:19And one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin.
18:22Married April 27th, 1870.
18:25Declared dead.
18:26April 27th, 1870.
18:29Hemorrhage.
18:29And, uh, Virginia Harkin married November 1st, 1947, and also dead November 1st, 1947.
18:40Hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:43Only if you've accepted a proposal.
18:44Otherwise, it has no one to spread to.
18:47I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:55Like my, my grandmother, Audrey, Audrey, she, she had my mom out of wedlock, right?
19:02So, she obviously knew not to get engaged.
19:05But her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me tomorrow.
19:57This isn't right.
19:59Huh.
20:00They all have the same witness signature.
20:03It's not possible.
20:04Yeah.
20:05None of this is possible, and yet.
20:06No.
20:07No.
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yes.
20:15He is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancée,
20:19and now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as, like, a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all that?
20:25He told me.
20:31A 200-year-old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
20:57No.
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call him.
21:18We're never going to find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's going to get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're going to scare him.
21:25You're going to scare him?
21:26It chewed off its own foot, it's fucking petrified.
21:29It's going to run until his heart stops beating.
21:34Hey, what's the plan?
21:36Spend all night looking for it, only to help nature along?
21:40What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:49What if you just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nicky.
21:54Go home.
21:55Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:01What does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nicky would have the curse?
22:03I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him
22:07and his future offspring for the rest of their lives, so...
22:14But...
22:15Not...not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:22But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only way out is down the aisle.
22:28I live or die, and that's it.
22:35That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:42I do get paranoid.
22:51Hmm?
22:56Huh?
23:03And just to be sure, you really believe the immortal man?
23:08Yeah, everything you said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:32Little bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit.
23:37Well?
23:38We're split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wander back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after, so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And so we'd spa back on, and then the fox looked at you, and he said,
23:59Thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:07I love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19George.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:21Not yet.
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course, no, God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night.
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory.
24:58Blessings.
24:59Amen.
24:59Amen.
25:12Amen.
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait. Arlene Hawking, yeah? Born, 1900. Married, 1922. You don't have
25:40a death for her. She must be dead now. They're all dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
25:51dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling. If you squint. Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:26What? What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. How did she do it?
26:34I don't know. I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her. Yes, but she's dead. We gotta talk to her.
26:46She's dead. We have to talk to her.
26:56What?
26:56Wedding cake is not all life in that loving tender whispers in the dark moment.
27:06Once life is consumed, boy, your dreams break, they won't come true,
27:11And break your heart
27:15Another slice of speeding keys and wiping noses
27:20Crying when the doorbell rings
27:23Until they're rosy
27:25Everyone knows a lot of people's heads
27:29Comes with the wedding cake
27:32Oh
27:42You get changed
27:43I'll get Portia on board
27:45And I'll meet you in the sunken room
27:48Play nice
27:48Or she won't help us
28:24Fuck
28:26Jesus, Portia
28:28You're late, asshole
28:29I'm sorry, Portia
28:30What are you two doing all day?
28:31Eating out everyone at their nails
28:35A lot
28:35These look really good
28:36I hope you tipped the blind child who did them
28:39I'm sorry
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel
28:41You can be honest with me
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you
28:45And I think you understand
28:46How important this wedding is to my brother
28:48My mom
28:49And the rest of our family
28:50Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true
28:56And I don't even care if you're carrying a blood evil curse
28:59Because regardless
29:02My brother loves you
29:03And I will not let you bail on this wedding
29:05I was practically left at the altar
29:07So that I married some random guy in Las Vegas
29:09Don't tell my parents
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki
29:15Are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams?
29:17Be honest
29:20Good
29:21Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy, bachelorette party game that I planned
29:27Before everything is ruined again
29:29Because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you
29:39Rachel
29:40I don't say this lightly
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me
29:46Because I know how to summon the dead
29:58We cleanse this space
30:00To ward off evil spirits
30:04Evil
30:06Is not welcome here
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom
30:17To contact
30:19Who?
30:21My great aunt
30:22Right
30:23For marital advice
30:24From the great beyond
30:28Light this candle with your left hand
30:30Hand connecting you to light
30:35Yes
30:36And then at the same time
30:37Okay
30:38And then at the same time
30:40With your right hand
30:42Touch a belonging of the deceased
30:44Right hand towards darkness
30:46This establishes your connection
30:48And then you'll ask your questions
30:59Arlene Harkin
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice
31:06The day before my wedding
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain
31:11That your husband David
31:13Was the one
31:16Now everyone put your hands in
31:33Um
31:35Maybe ask in a different way
31:40What do you mean a different way?
31:41Rachel
31:44Okay
31:44Arlene
31:46If you're there
31:49Please tell me how you survived
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense
32:01Oh my god I moved
32:07I thought you've done this before
32:09But it's never worked before
32:10What the fuck
32:10Okay
32:11What do I
32:12What do I
32:12What do I do now?
32:13Talk to her
32:14Talk to her
32:14Okay
32:15Arlene
32:18Arlene
32:21How did you survive
32:22Your wedding day?
32:28Ask again
32:31Arlene
32:32How did you know that David
32:34Was your soulmate?
32:52Oh my god
32:55Oh my god
33:06Oh my god
33:07Oh my god
33:11Something hit me
33:12Something actually hit me
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No
33:16Not at all
33:17No it's totally fine
33:19Well okay
33:19He'll heal one day
33:20Now you have an excuse to get that nose job
33:23Oh Nellie
33:23Is it a score?
33:25Am I gonna have a face score?
33:27Maybe
33:27Fuck
33:29Bill
33:30I'm gonna have a face
34:00Oh fuck
34:06I'm sorry dad
34:15Dad
34:16Dad
34:18Dad
34:30I need to take some responsibility
34:33For what happened last night
34:34No
34:35No
34:35Last night was
34:37It was completely my fault
34:39I mean
34:40Listen
34:41Sometimes it's okay
34:43To keep secrets
34:44To protect
34:46The ones we love
34:52But your brother
34:53Does have a point
34:56Oh
34:58Yeah you uh
35:00You heard us talking about that
35:05It's true
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys
35:10From the harsh realities
35:14But I see now what it did to you
35:20It was irresponsible of us
35:22To feed you this
35:23Perfect story
35:25This high standard
35:26Of what a marriage is
35:32So
35:33So
35:35Your mother is a good woman
35:37She is the love of my life
35:39And she loves you very much
35:43I know that
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is
35:49Nikki
35:54I promised your mother
35:56I would never tell you this
35:57But I see now
35:58That you need to know
36:12Arlene
36:13Come back
36:15Arlene
36:17What does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please
36:31Say it
36:49Jesus Christ
36:50Not trying that again
36:51After all that
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah
36:54Yeah
36:54She's fine
36:55She's freaking out
36:56About the bruising
36:57But I gave her a clonopin
36:58And put her to bed
37:01You bought one of these in here?
37:04Must have been Portia
37:05Who left one of those there
37:06I fucking hate it
37:07It's so creepy
37:08I'm gonna
37:11Just one more time
37:27Are you here?
37:31Are you here?
37:41Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:03Something, something happened back there,
38:07and you have to help me.
38:15I, I don't know, are Nikki and I soulmates
38:23because we can anticipate each other's needs
38:26most of the time, or are we not soulmates
38:32because he fucking lied about the plane?
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:45And my dad, he invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like, does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know. I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do
39:15is decide that he's your soulmate or not,
39:19and then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you,
39:29I would trust a version of myself
39:30that's loved him for three years
39:33and agree to marry him
39:34and not the version who heard about
39:35soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him
39:39when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:42Yeah?
39:45Yeah?
39:46Yeah, I think so.
39:46Yes, this curse thing
39:52has completely bent your reality.
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt
40:05is to make a decision
40:06and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this curse
40:12and go back to reality reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Mm.
40:18Mm?
40:18It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:20Mm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Pat, look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Mm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't, like...
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
41:00I think you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:22He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:26Oh.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:45What?
41:47I don't know.
41:56I don't know.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Oh, hi honey, come.
42:39Come here.
42:46Hey.
42:51Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:16It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:30I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:37I...
43:38I don't regret that.
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30 year enduring marriage where you're devoted
44:01to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful?
44:04Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else...
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:43Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:48Mom.
45:04Mom, what the...?
45:06You caught me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10No, what the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Bullshit, stop.
45:23Something stolen.
45:27Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do me?
46:25What the fuck did you do me?
46:39What the fuck did you do me?
46:41What the fuck did you do me?
46:54I hit my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:03I started kissing everything the same.
47:06But then I used to cut down at 34 to 9.
47:10He broke my mind.
47:12Love potion number 9.
47:16Love potion number 9.
47:20Love potion number 9.
47:23Love potion number 9.
47:27Love potion number 9.
47:30Love potion number 9.
47:36Love potion number 9.
47:38Love potion number 9.
47:40Love potion number 9.
47:41Love potion number 9.
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47:42Love potion number 9.
47:43Love potion number 9.
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