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00:01Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:04Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:05Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:09Cooking it up.
00:10Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:20Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:24Wow.
00:27My spirit spuds are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:32My mind is like exploding with color.
00:35Now we got to give it the rating.
00:45Signing off.
00:46See you next time on your next PJ's Snack Attack.
00:49Dessert.
00:54At Trukis Group, our business is your business.
00:57I have come to the decision to explore the sale of Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trukis.
01:03I kind of think she's hot.
01:06You hanging in there?
01:07I'm doing good.
01:08I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:10Oh my God, were you going to propose for that hat on?
01:12Just tell him I left, not because I'm embarrassed about something.
01:14Just tell him I had diarrhea.
01:15Tell him.
01:15Okay.
01:16Is it okay?
01:21What's up, everyone?
01:22My name is Michael Swinson.
01:23I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
01:24I love your product.
01:25I have one in my bag.
01:27Oh, I'm just going to say it.
01:28I don't trust him.
01:33Bro.
01:35Bro.
01:45That could be like our sign-off.
01:46Yeah, there you go.
01:48Lost in a sign-off song.
02:10Today, on this schedule, we got talent show.
02:14Yeah.
02:14You know, I won the talent show last year.
02:17Okay.
02:17And I wanted to defend my title.
02:21You got to.
02:23Gosh, I'm so sad I'm going to miss it.
02:24I really am.
02:25Don't.
02:25Come.
02:26Don't miss it.
02:27Come on.
02:27I don't know.
02:28I feel bad about the whole proposal thing.
02:30Does it feel, like, cool now if I came back?
02:33It's like, oh, yeah, whatever.
02:34Water in the sand.
02:34Yes, yes, man.
02:35You'll be welcomed back with open arms.
02:36Like, this is a family.
02:38No matter what you guys go through, they're going to love you and care about you.
02:42And Amy's doing okay?
02:44Yeah.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Absolutely.
02:47Gosh.
02:48I'll give it some thought.
02:50Are you guys excited about the talent show today?
02:52Yeah.
02:54Every year on the retreat, we do a talent show, and everyone gets to impress each other with
02:59our different little skills that we probably wouldn't know about if we're at the office
03:03doing our day-to-day jobs.
03:04Yep.
03:04Any sneak peeks for us?
03:07No.
03:08You want to share?
03:08Not from me.
03:09I have something I want to share.
03:10Ooh.
03:10There may or may not be an extra surprise.
03:13Oh.
03:15All right.
03:15I miss Kevin.
03:17I really miss him.
03:18That's what I told him this morning.
03:20He didn't give me a sound frame.
03:21He said he was going to take his time, but he said he'll think about coming back.
03:24He won the talent show last year.
03:25Yeah.
03:26He sang My Way.
03:27Okay.
03:28And it was beautiful.
03:30He has a remarkable voice.
03:31Okay.
03:32Him singing is something I wouldn't pick him to do, but I believe it, though.
03:37The one thing I didn't tell him about yesterday.
03:41Yeah, so we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night, so everybody came in
03:46kind of dragging.
03:48Did anyone else get sick last night?
03:50Yeah.
03:51It was fun.
03:51Glad I didn't get hypnotized.
03:55Wait a second.
03:56Next one of us.
03:57Shit, I'm glad.
03:58I bet you I'm glad you got hypnotized.
03:59Wait, what do you think to each other or what?
04:02I was just saying, I bet he's glad he got hypnotized.
04:05Well, I mean.
04:09Yeah.
04:10What's wrong with his neck?
04:12Spider bite?
04:13First of all, I know that things have been moving at a really rapid pace for you guys.
04:18Okay, I get that.
04:19And I'm sure that some of you are wondering how last night affects the deal that I'm negotiating
04:24with Elizabeth.
04:25I really think that we're progressing, and this can happen, and it's going to be a good thing.
04:30And we want to get this done before the end of the retreat.
04:34But I have stressed to her, your jobs stay intact, or there is no deal.
04:41So, with that being said, Elizabeth wanted the opportunity to speak with all of you.
04:46Thank you, Doug.
04:48Hi, everyone.
04:49I want to say that, you know, I really just feel horrible about the whole hot sauce in
04:54the purse, so I really do give you my sincere apology.
04:58I put the hot sauce in my purse because I thought it might ingratiate me to you all.
05:02And I realized that was a stupid idea.
05:04And we make mistakes, but we own them at Trucus.
05:06And I hope that you can see that it came from a good place.
05:10So, as a gift to you all, I called in a huge favor to get you a very special speaker
05:16today.
05:16We have Graham Gertz is our brand strategist.
05:20And he's going to come here in a bit to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies.
05:27And I hope you guys walk to Graham Gertz, being open to walking into possibility.
05:33I want to start by asking a question.
05:35Who here wants to think outside the box?
05:40Outside the box? Outside the box?
05:42Okay.
05:42Well, you might want to go somewhere else.
05:44Oh.
05:45Because guess what?
05:47There is no box.
05:51My friend, Kendall, she called me a few years ago.
05:54And she said, Gigi, I want to start a tequila company.
05:58I want to call it 213.
06:00And I said, you got the wrong area code, honey.
06:05It's 818.
06:08818 Tequila is now the number one selling tequila brand in the nation.
06:15Wow.
06:17In the 22 to 23-year-old female demographic.
06:22Number one in the nation.
06:23It's okay to applaud.
06:30We're standing right now at the base of the second mountain.
06:34I wouldn't be here if you guys hadn't already conquered the first mountain.
06:37Now it's about getting you to where I'm at.
06:40Right?
06:40Second mountain thinking.
06:43There I am.
06:43Second mountain.
06:44Here's you guys.
06:45Right?
06:46Now, by the time you get to the second mountain,
06:49I'll be at a place people at the second mountain like to call the third mountain.
06:54But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
06:56My team and I put together 10 ideas that will take this company over the second mountain.
07:03Pickleball.
07:04Like the bottle would be that?
07:06I don't know.
07:07Just ideas.
07:08We don't know.
07:08This is a smart bottle.
07:11You can hook up the bottle to your phone, get the temperature.
07:15Who knows?
07:15I don't know.
07:18Actually, this is old.
07:19This is an old one.
07:20Virtua.
07:21No.
07:22No.
07:22This is old.
07:23NFT is old.
07:25AI.
07:26Right.
07:27That was a good one.
07:28We want to be doing that.
07:29Right?
07:30That's obvious.
07:31Now, I want to talk about the brand.
07:34I love what you guys are doing.
07:35It's brilliant.
07:37I wouldn't touch it.
07:39Would I tweak it?
07:41Rockin' Grandma.
07:43Where does that come from?
07:44What's the genesis of?
07:46It's my great-grandma.
07:47Nice.
07:48I love a personal story.
07:50Yeah.
07:50It's really special.
07:51It's really special.
07:52It really is.
07:53But let's take a step back here.
07:55So, here's a pitch.
08:00Rockin' Stepsister.
08:03Do you have a stepsister?
08:04No.
08:06Stepsister is the most searched-for relative on the internet.
08:10Or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured.
08:16Because, let's just be honest, grandmas, right, are generally old.
08:24You know?
08:24That's just one knock on them.
08:26You really don't like the stepsister idea.
08:30I'm not a fan of it.
08:31You're not a fan of it.
08:31Why?
08:34Because I think what makes at least the name jump out is you don't see grandma's rocking out.
08:39So, I think that's what catches the attention.
08:41The cleverness.
08:42Yeah.
08:42Okay.
08:43Stepsister, grandma.
08:44It's all subjective.
08:45It wasn't.
08:46Sure.
08:49He fits in with Trucus.
08:51He gives the same kind of vibes, the same kind of energy.
08:53So, there's positive negatives to both.
08:56Well, I'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister.
08:59Like, I don't know, I'm going to be quiet.
09:03Because I just, I personally feel like I'm bringing a lot of negative energy just because
09:07they rubbed me the wrong way, so.
09:08Oh, got it.
09:10Obviously, a driver with a class.
09:11D class.
09:12Class D certification.
09:14Uh-huh.
09:14Actually, hold on a second.
09:15Excuse me.
09:16What time does the talent show begin tonight?
09:18Why do you care?
09:19That's our thing.
09:20We're making some plans for our performance.
09:22Yeah, your dad invited us to join and we're joining in.
09:25The f***?
09:26It's all right, child.
09:27It's all right.
09:28It's home.
09:28It's our talent show.
09:29Yeah.
09:30We do what we do.
09:30Yeah, it's all right.
09:31You're right.
09:31Let's show them what we got.
09:34Real quick, guys.
09:35I just want to say, even though Trucus has come here, I just want us to remember that the
09:39talent show is a big thing for us, okay?
09:41So I want us to bring our A-gang.
09:43We've got to defend the title.
09:45Yeah, we do.
09:45Today is going to be exciting.
09:46I'm ready.
09:47Let's make sure that trophy stays here.
09:53Hey, guys.
09:55You know I told y'all there was going to be a surprise today?
09:57Yes.
09:58What?
10:00Bum, bum, bum.
10:04Hey.
10:06It's good to see you, man.
10:07I was sort of feeling like I wanted to come back, and Anthony was, like, very encouraging.
10:13He said, the water's warm.
10:14Come on back.
10:15You know, so it was like, yeah, so I'm really, really excited to be back.
10:19I do want to apologize for being inappropriate on the first day of the retreat, and I do want
10:25to apologize to you, Amy, specifically, for making you feel uncomfortable that day, putting
10:30you in that position.
10:31Thanks, Kevin.
10:32And I'm happy you're back.
10:34I'm very happy to be back.
10:35I'm very happy to be here.
10:36We love you.
10:38Let's have a good time.
10:39Let's do it.
10:39Yeah, a good time.
10:40Of course.
10:43Yeah.
10:43You okay?
10:44Kevin, are you wearing an earring?
10:46Yeah.
10:46Well, oh, yeah.
10:47Oh, no.
10:47Yeah, this?
10:48Yeah.
10:48No.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Have you always had that earring?
10:51Yeah.
10:51I've worn this to the office before.
10:52It's a new one.
10:53Let me see.
10:53No, I wear this sometimes.
10:55I've never seen that earring.
10:56No, it's cool.
10:57I wouldn't notice that.
10:59She's blingin'.
11:00It's a new one.
11:00It's a new one.
11:01But no, I've worn earrings before.
11:02Oh.
11:03You're right on time for the talent show, which is great.
11:04I was like, I can't miss this thing.
11:06I can't miss it.
11:06I gotta go.
11:07You're gonna bring us home?
11:08Yeah.
11:08I mean...
11:09Have you been practicing?
11:10I have been practicing, yes.
11:12I guess I want to ask, I know you passed the reins of Captain Fun over to me, so I
11:15was delegated
11:16to be the host of the talent show this year.
11:18Is that something I can continue to do, or would you like to take over as Captain Fun?
11:21You have inherited the role of Captain Fun, so Anthony will be hosting the talent show.
11:26Are you better?
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:27I'm looking forward to it.
11:28If you're good with it.
11:28Yeah, absolutely.
11:29Okay, okay.
11:29Absolutely.
11:29I'm excited to do so.
11:31How are you doing?
11:32TJ, how are you doing?
11:33Good.
11:34Oh my God, I have to tell you.
11:35Yes?
11:36Just so you know, the other night we went out.
11:38There was a hypnotist, Anthony, a little tip to you.
11:42Short story, Anthony and Amy Hooker.
11:43All right, all right, all right.
11:46I just wanted you to know, just because you're walking back on this, you know what
11:49I mean?
11:50No, no, no.
11:50Yeah.
11:51No, no, no.
11:51Just kidding.
11:52I appreciate it.
11:53I appreciate it.
11:53Of course.
11:54No, I appreciate it.
11:55The full crew is back in action.
11:58Let's get to the seminar room.
12:01Hang back with me for one second.
12:03I just wanted to say real quick, PJ told me about what happened.
12:07I just want to say it's all good.
12:09The heart wants what it wants.
12:10It's okay.
12:11You know, it's all, I'm a big man.
12:13I can take it.
12:14It's all right.
12:15I'm not sure what you mean.
12:16You know, I'm happy for you.
12:18For me?
12:19Yeah.
12:19Happy for me for what?
12:22I mean, we're adults here.
12:23You and Amy had one night stand.
12:24That's okay.
12:25That's fine.
12:25No, no.
12:25That did not happen.
12:27What happened?
12:28Not me.
12:28The other Anthony.
12:31Yeah.
12:32That's why I was like, I need you to clarify, man, because, you know, we need to be on the
12:35same page about this.
12:37Oh, okay.
12:37Oh, okay.
12:37So, other Anthony was hypnotized, and then Amy had been drinking a bit, so I think that
12:42kind of...
12:42Was she hypnotized?
12:43No, she was intoxicated.
12:46Wow.
12:47Other Anthony?
12:49Yeah.
12:50I mean, I guess he's...
12:51Don't go there.
12:52I guess he's tall.
12:53He's a tall guy.
12:54No, no.
12:54No, he's a good guy.
12:55Now you're comparing yourself to him, and that's not what you mean.
12:56No, no, no, no.
12:57I would...
12:57No, no, no, no, no.
12:58I wouldn't.
12:59I'm not saying he's better marriage material than me, or whatever.
13:01Yeah, I was saying.
13:02But he does have great calves.
13:04It does occur to me that because two Rockin' Grandmas employees are now in a physical relationship,
13:10I'm going to have to do, like, an interview with them.
13:12I'm going to have to, like, basically just, like, document their relationship and get
13:15their statements and everything.
13:16Hey, do you think you could help me out with that?
13:18Yeah.
13:18It's basically...
13:18I just need a third-party witness.
13:20Yeah, I got you.
13:21I got you, man.
13:22All right, man.
13:22Absolutely.
13:23Uh, gosh.
13:27Hello.
13:28Angels.
13:29It's like angels.
13:29I know.
13:34We were grills.
13:36Warm hello.
13:37On the phone is PJ making snack TikToks in this denim beret.
13:41This isn't even going to be one I use.
13:43It's hard, though.
13:44So the winner always gets this, the Grammy Award.
13:49You get it?
13:49And that's my great-grandma, and we're not letting Trucus get their grubby, freckled hands
13:53on it.
13:54That's what's up.
13:55Come on, now.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Nope.
13:57Yeah.
13:59Hey, what do you think of this earring?
14:00Oh, yeah, it looks good.
14:01They wouldn't take the ring back, so I was like, you know what?
14:04I'm going to turn that diamond into this.
14:06Oh, that was the diamond in the ring?
14:07This is the diamond from the ring.
14:08Okay, so that's real ice.
14:10No, no, it's like the most expensive jewelry I've ever worn, you know.
14:13I know this is awkward.
14:15We're all adults here.
14:16No, yeah.
14:17Whatever you need.
14:17Yeah.
14:17Great, yeah.
14:18Yeah, this is very boilerplate kind of stuff, so I just, you know.
14:21And Anthony's going to be our third-party witness today, so thank you, Anthony, for being
14:25here.
14:26Okay, please list below any relationship with any principal officer.
14:31This is, I think, I think we know who the relationship is between here.
14:34Yeah, between me and other Anthony, yeah.
14:37Have there been any public displays of affection witnessed by other employees?
14:41I mean, yes.
14:43Because I think PJ and Anthony saw.
14:45And you attested that, too.
14:48Yeah, and I would like to say up front that there was just, there was enthusiastic consent
14:52from both parties.
14:54Big time.
14:55Passionate consent.
14:56Yeah.
14:56That's important.
14:57Yeah.
14:58And we just kept checking in of like, I'd say like, is it okay to stick my tongue in
15:02your mouth?
15:03Yeah.
15:04And I did the same thing.
15:05Like, yes, it is okay.
15:06And is it okay if I stick my tongue in your mouth, Amy?
15:09And I'd say yes.
15:10That's fine.
15:12Totally consensual.
15:13Thank you for being forthcoming.
15:14Any detail you want.
15:16Yeah, we just want to make sure we're doing this right and that you have all the information.
15:19That's what this is all about.
15:20Okay.
15:21Good.
15:22Anthony, I don't actually think I have your address on file.
15:25Oh, yeah.
15:25So, I don't really have an address right now because a large infestation of black mold
15:32in my condo had to move out.
15:33Well, I kind of need to put down an address of some kind.
15:36Do you have any?
15:37Well, why don't you just put, you can just put my address for now.
15:41Really?
15:42Wait, yeah.
15:42Yeah, I mean, so you just have, like, something on file and you can maybe stay with me.
15:47That would be honest.
15:48You know, I learned an interesting spaghetti factory.
15:51One strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto.
15:54A spaghetto?
15:55Yeah.
15:56Okay.
15:57That is interesting.
15:58It is interesting.
15:58Right?
15:59It's kind of like goose and keese?
16:00Yeah.
16:01Yeah.
16:01Exactly.
16:02Yeah, so, actually, Kevin, you can just put my address for his address.
16:06Oh, you're going to live with her?
16:07Yeah.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Oh.
16:11What kind of mattress do you have?
16:12Oh, that's really bouncy.
16:14I like firm, but I could try.
16:17You know what?
16:18Can you do me a favor?
16:19It actually doesn't matter who asks the question and who witnesses.
16:22I think it would be more appropriate.
16:23Could you just ask this, just this section?
16:26Is that okay?
16:27Yeah.
16:27Okay.
16:28I'm just going to witness from over here.
16:31Can you describe the incident in which your relationship crossed from professional into physical?
16:36Yeah.
16:36I actually crossed a lot off my bucket list that night, but it started because he brushed
16:43my thigh with his hand, and at first I was like, oh.
16:46And then I was like, oh.
16:48So then I kind of like leaned in, and I started sucking on his upper lip, and he started kissing
16:55my bottom lip, and then we had switched.
16:58Yeah.
16:59And I liked it a lot.
17:01You know what?
17:01I think we're done.
17:02I think we're done anyway.
17:03Thank you guys so much.
17:04Oh, no.
17:05Thank you, Kevin.
17:05Do you feel like you have enough information?
17:08Well, we got enough information.
17:09Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:09Anthony, you think that's enough information?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Yeah.
17:20Hey, Anthony.
17:21So, we actually, we're going to have to, Trucus, I guess, needs a little bit more time, so I'm
17:25just going to tell him one way of about, like, 21 minutes.
17:28Yeah, I'm fine.
17:29I'm fine.
17:32Throw him last, or where are they?
17:33Second to last.
17:34They wanted to go last, but Doug's tradition is the winner always goes last.
17:38Okay, that's what they had said.
17:39Although we've been in meetings all day with Doug to, you know, close the deal, we still
17:42found time to put together a performance that I believe will be unstoppable.
17:48Hi, everybody.
17:48Listen up.
17:49This is important, all right?
17:51This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not Trucus Got Talent, right?
17:55Yeah, let's show him what we got.
17:57Let's show him who we are.
17:58Rockin' Grandma's, baby.
18:00Let's go.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Let's go.
18:03R.G.'s Rockin' Grandma.
18:05R.G.'s Rockin' Grandma.
18:09Trucus is going to go down because we're Rockin' Grandmas and we have to beat Trucus so they
18:14can know, like, okay, we don't around with anybody.
18:18Yes.
18:18I love that.
18:20Oh, my gosh, you guys.
18:21You look amazing.
18:23How exciting.
18:25Yes.
18:26Y'all ready to have a good night?
18:27Yeah.
18:29All right, all right, all right.
18:31So, Michelle is giving y'all a sneak peek of our Grammy.
18:39The winner of tonight's contest will receive this Grammy, awarded by Miss Marjorie.
18:44I heard that she is a tough cookie, so y'all better give it y'all's best.
18:49And I will be fair but objective.
18:51All right, all right.
18:53So, first off, we had Jackie and her flutes.
19:05We all agreed to wow Marjorie by coming out of the gate.
19:08Hot.
19:09And then, you know, people made some other choices.
19:12A-S-M-R.
19:14Yeah!
19:16I see.
19:17Chips.
19:18Let's go for a ride.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, no.
19:30Get him some water.
19:32Get him.
19:35Are you okay?
19:37Get him.
19:37Listen to the steps.
19:38Listen to the steps.
19:39No.
19:40Oh, shit.
19:40Get him some water.
19:42The scene begins.
19:44Come in, Bones.
19:45And you are Claire Coleman, IT.
19:48I thought it was a procedural on the Fox Network.
19:51I agree.
19:53What do you think of adding a new special character to our marriage?
19:57Is it her?
19:59Yes.
20:00I'm in.
20:01Yeah, I'll be honest.
20:02I was getting pretty nervous because Marjorie hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did.
20:07So, I knew I had to get up there and turn things around for us.
20:12Back in, like, 2010, 2011, I got super into rave culture.
20:16My homie, Swigley, had an extra ticket to Hard Summer and a hookup to some bomb-ass ecstasy.
20:20So, I rolled my balls off and hooked up with this, like, smoking hot chick who just had X's on
20:25her nipples.
20:26So, that was kind of, like, the peak moment of my life to that point.
20:33Yeah!
20:35Give it up for Dougie Fresh!
20:37Fresh!
20:38Fresh!
20:49Things started a little slow, but now we're just totally killing it.
20:53I mean, what a shock.
20:54BJ Snack Attack with Japanese chips.
20:57The flavors are fish, fish, and fish.
20:59What?
21:00Keto Type A makes thieves shout, but Elizabeth got knocked the f*** out.
21:06Okay.
21:07So, they come in here trying to take over our talent show, apparently asking to be last.
21:12Yeah, they want to be the last slot of the talent show.
21:15We don't play that.
21:16Kevin goes last.
21:17Kevin's going last.
21:18Do you know what Trucus is doing?
21:19No.
21:20Uh.
21:21Yo, at this point, I'm feeling really good about our chances.
21:24I mean, what's stupid Trucus gonna do?
21:27So, next up, we have what I would like to consider our special guests from Trucus.
21:31We have them up next, so whenever you're ready, let's do it.
21:34We are waiting for a Trucus team member to arrive shortly within...
21:39Oh, you know what?
21:40Actually, they're here, so just sit tight.
21:43So, here we go, everybody.
21:45Representing the Trucus group.
21:47Someone who needs no introduction.
21:50Who is that?
21:50Please give a warm rock and grandma's welcome to two-time Golden Globe nominee, nine-time
21:57Grammy nominee, multi-platinum, singer-songwriter, and recording artist, it's Sia!
22:03It's Sia!
22:05Sia, you guys.
22:06Thank you for coming.
22:07Thank you so much.
22:09Hi.
22:10Oh, wow, wow.
22:11So nice to meet you.
22:13Give it up, everyone.
22:14Yes!
22:15Who the f*** is Sia?
22:18What the hell?
22:20These people brought in Sia to our company talent show.
22:25PJ, you had zero chill.
22:27I'm sorry, girl, but it's Sia.
22:29Like, Sia!
22:30We're gonna get a private concert from Sia.
22:32Guys, this is next level.
22:35Bravo.
22:37Looks like I'm following Sia.
22:39I had no idea she was coming.
22:41I'm a fan.
22:41What are you doing?
22:42Well, I'm gonna sing.
22:43I'm gonna sing.
22:44That's a little preview.
22:45I'm gonna sing.
22:46Kevin has such a good voice.
22:47He does.
22:48Other, can I see your bug bite?
22:50I didn't realize it was so big.
22:52I'll get you.
22:54Yeah.
22:55Okay, how about that?
22:58Anthony, can you, well, we just set up Sia in a private guest cabin.
23:04Please just make sure she has water, you know, drinks, green M&Ms, whatever she needs.
23:09Okay?
23:10Okay.
23:10Okay, sure.
23:10Yeah, so I was just kind of sent over there to be her assistant, like, get anything she
23:14needs.
23:15So we just kind of talked to her like a normal person.
23:17I didn't act like a fan like PJ.
23:18Ooh!
23:19Ooh!
23:20Ooh!
23:21The shade!
23:22The shade!
23:39The shade!
23:42Although they're paying me a f***ing ton.
23:44I bet.
23:44I'm very grateful for going through a divorce.
23:47Oh, wow.
23:48I got the house for here, got all the crypto.
23:50I really need this gig.
23:51Hey, let's check you out in here.
23:53All right!
23:55Well, do you feel like a pop star?
23:58Not really.
23:59Yeah.
24:01Or, actually, I might go the curly one.
24:04Oh!
24:04I like this.
24:05I like the curls better.
24:06It's better.
24:06Yeah.
24:06It just feels more natural for me.
24:08Yeah.
24:08And it feels more natural for me, too.
24:10Okay, so if you're going to introduce me, I just, because I'm a little bit particular,
24:15I love a little bit of pizzazz.
24:17Pizzazz, okay.
24:17I've got a special outfit, and it will fit you, and you look amazing in it, and it's
24:22Stalk Taker Barna.
24:22What do you say?
24:25Well, there we go.
24:26Fabulous.
24:26All right.
24:27Weak ankles.
24:28Look who we have here.
24:29See ya!
24:30Woo!
24:31Oh, thank you, guys.
24:34So, as you guys know, we have a really special guest with us here tonight.
24:38All right, give it up for C.O!
24:45Come on, come on, turn the radio on.
24:47It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
24:50Gotta do my hair, put my makeup on.
24:52It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
24:55See, like, hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor.
24:58I got all I need.
25:00It was cool that they brought someone in, but, you know, I did honestly expect them to,
25:04like, perform themselves.
25:05It would have been nice to see what they could do, too, but she killed it.
25:08Ohhhh!
25:10Ohhhh!
25:11Ohhhh!
25:12Ohhhh!
25:14Ohhhh!
25:17Ohhhh!
25:23Come on bud, get up bud.
25:25Enjoy this shit.
25:26Come on.
25:28I'm sorry, Duddy, I couldn't resist it.
25:30Nah, I get it. That song is a banger.
25:33Oh my god! I forgot my underpants!
25:36I'm sweating a lot.
25:37I'm sweating a lot.
25:38I'm losing my mind. I feel very hot.
25:41I might pass out.
25:43La la la la la la la
25:47La la la la la la la
25:51I love cheap thrills.
25:54WOOOOOOO!
25:56Thank you so much.
25:58Have we got anyone else?
26:00I'm gonna join you!
26:02Woo!
26:03How about that guys?
26:10So our final act is the two-time champion, and he's here to defend his title
26:17Give it up for Kevin!
26:21That's time for a real singer to take the mic
26:24Let's get a real singer on the mic
26:26Go Kevin, go Kevin
26:28Reigning champ, reigning champ
26:31You can do it
26:34Thank you, see ya
26:40Yeah, you know, I normally do an old standard song, but I decided to mix it up tonight
26:47Not sure why
26:50When you were here before
26:55Couldn't look you in the eye
26:59You're just like an angel
27:09Tell me what the f**k is coming from you
27:11He loves Amy, and he thought that they were dating
27:14So he proposed to her
27:15She said no, it was just like, we're just best friends
27:18Oh, good talk
27:19But I'm a creep
27:24I'm a weirdo
27:28What the hell am I doing here?
27:33I don't belong here
27:36I don't belong here
27:36Oh, oh
27:42She's running out of the door
27:45I thought Kevin rocked
27:50Yeah, I was really impassioned
27:52He left his heart out there
27:53Yeah, I thought it was beautiful
27:55What the hell am I doing here?
28:01I don't belong here
28:06I don't belong here
28:11Wow
28:12Give it up for Kevin!
28:14Yeah, that's what I'm talking about
28:17That's what I'm talking about
28:19Kevin
28:20That was amazing
28:22Truly, like, that was
28:24Personal
28:25Beautiful
28:26Loud
28:26Wow, I'm like moved
28:28Thank you, appreciate it
28:29Thank you
28:29Thank you
28:30Give it up for Kevin
28:31I mean, I just think the world of Marjorie
28:33I think she didn't have to say that
28:34And it really made me feel good and everything
28:35And, um
28:37I don't know if she's single, actually
28:38Marjorie
28:41Oh, shoot
28:42Oh, no, no, no
28:44I learned my lesson
28:45I'm not going to propose in public terms
28:47No, I wouldn't do that
28:48No, no
28:51Kevin
28:52I caught that song
28:54Honestly, just blew me away
28:55Wait
28:56Are you saying we won?
28:59Oh, no, no
28:59The winner is Sia
29:01Are you freaking kidding?
29:03What am I winning?
29:04A Grammy
29:05This is my first f***ing Grammy, you guys
29:11I mean, she just left
29:12You should have just got on the bus with her
29:14Oh, my God
29:15Can you imagine?
29:18Oh, guys
29:20Let's talk Sia
29:20We want to give a warm goodbye, right?
29:22Let's wave
29:23Let's wave to her, you guys
29:24I want to impress Grammy, you guys
29:26Come on
29:26Bye, Sia
29:27Bye
29:29Guys, jump a little
29:30Bye
29:30Yes
29:31She's jumping, you guys
29:33You want to mirror people
29:34They like you when you do that
29:35Okay, you know what?
29:36Let's keep it going
29:37Keep the party going
29:38My arms getting tired
29:39I thought that was a bit much
29:40Like when she left
29:42We like had to jump
29:43And wave for like 20 minutes
29:45Bye
29:46Bye
29:48Can I just say
29:50Trick is for the win
29:52Yeah
29:54I mean, I do think
29:54Trick is cheated a little bit
29:55By bringing Sia
29:56At the same time
29:57I'm not trying to take away
29:58From the moment
29:58It is definitely exciting
29:59To, you know, even be around her
30:01Get to talk to her
30:02And like interact with her
30:03It's crazy
30:04It's crazy
30:04But I do feel bad for Dougie
30:06Tonight did not go the way
30:07He wanted it to
30:09Stupid, talented Sia
30:10Oh, look at me
30:11I got a voice or an angel
30:12Doug, can we finish up
30:14Some of the talks
30:15In the business center?
30:16Yes, I'll talk to you soon
30:16All right
30:17Bye, guys
30:18With everything that happened tonight
30:20How are you feeling
30:21About the potential
30:22True Kiss deal?
30:23Oh
30:23I felt, you know
30:25A little confused
30:25Honestly
30:26When Sia showed up
30:27But I trust Doug
30:28And they do
30:29They do have the resources
30:31That we want to grow
30:31And I heard she signed
30:33Some things for you guys
30:34She signed my vision board
30:35And she said
30:36To PJ love Sia
30:37It was cool she came
30:39But Sia told me that
30:40Trukis paid her
30:41A bunch of money to perform
30:42So that tells you
30:44All you need to know about them
30:46Facts
30:47I mean
30:47These people paid money
30:49To win our family company's
30:51Talent show
30:52That's psychotic, dog
30:54I mean
30:55Oh
30:55Excuse me
30:56Excuse me
31:00Sorry for interrupting
31:02But
31:03Big news
31:04Okay
31:05We
31:06Have a deal
31:09We have a deal
31:10Wow
31:11We're signing
31:12The papers tomorrow
31:14Yeah
31:15Are you okay?
31:16I trust him
31:17I trust him
31:18Yeah
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