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00:01This organisation is not financially viable.
00:03How much does that cost? I'm a corporate robot.
00:06Is that my suit?
00:07Did you get the email I sent you about the Pulse 54 program?
00:09Is that a Scott guy? You know he's like a cult leader basically.
00:11Not a cult leader, he's a gymfluencer.
00:13Mum reckons she's getting a big star.
00:15It's Caitlin Allard.
00:16What? Can you believe that?
00:17Caitlin is her sister.
00:18You know I could have sold out to Hollywood.
00:20Better get along.
00:21Even better.
00:22Let's get her in here.
00:26So what you want to do is imagine that the voice is flowing from the top of the body down
00:32and then out through the anus.
00:34What?
00:35This is a legitimate voice and body exercise alright? Can you take it seriously please?
00:39Sorry.
00:39Okay.
00:40And then it's as if the voice is paint and you are painting the back wall with your anus.
00:48Can you feel it in your sex?
00:50Better!
00:57Ooh I love a panel in Chateau.
00:59Reminds me of the time Papa took me to Paris right?
01:01And we were um...
01:02I'll tell you the rest of that later.
01:04Okay come find me.
01:04Okay everyone got the agenda?
01:06Let me get started.
01:07I have crunched the numbers and decided to move the peasant show into the smaller theatre.
01:12What?
01:12Do you mean le pis on et moi t'interes?
01:14Oui.
01:15Yeah.
01:15You've only sold 15% of tickets.
01:17But people just buy them on the night.
01:19Yeah.
01:19It's not the 90s.
01:20Last time you felt anything.
01:21Okay can we keep the personal stuff out of it just for once?
01:24So what are you going to put on in the big theatre instead?
01:26Oh let me guess.
01:27Caitlin's off Broadway show.
01:28Oh someone's been talking.
01:30Give him a couple of white wines he'll sing like a canary.
01:32No that's not true.
01:33Your sister Caitlin has 2 million online followers.
01:37That is how you shift tickets.
01:38But you don't have her yet do you?
01:39Of course she doesn't.
01:41Following a few leads.
01:42I mean do you ever talk to her?
01:43I mean obviously I've got her personal number but I'm not going to give you that.
01:46Do you have it though?
01:48Yes.
01:49Of course I've got it.
01:50We talk all the time.
01:52We were talking yesterday about some character notes for a play, films that she's doing in
02:00Slovakia weirdly.
02:00Really?
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Wow.
02:04No well okay why don't we just call her.
02:06Let's call her.
02:07Sure.
02:08You don't have to.
02:08No no call her.
02:09Call her.
02:10Call her.
02:10She loves to hear from me.
02:11Call her.
02:11Please don't.
02:13Hey Caitlin it's Marks.
02:16Hey I was thinking about that second scene.
02:19What's his love language there because that might help you to sort of like get into the
02:26phone call.
02:27Sorry Caitlin I've got call waiting.
02:29Just a moment.
02:32Maggiaga.
02:33I've got theatre.
02:34Hi Maggi it's Julia.
02:35Hi Julia.
02:36Why are you calling me while I'm on the phone to Caitlin?
02:39Because I don't think you're on the phone to Caitlin.
02:41Yes I am.
02:42So Caitlin.
02:43Still me.
02:44Slovakia.
02:44Is that hot at this time?
02:46Get off the phone.
02:47Bye Caitlin.
02:48Bye.
02:48She's gone.
02:50So.
02:51That was uncomfortable wasn't it?
02:53Oh.
02:56How is Caitlin?
02:59Ryan you're young how do I get online followers like this?
03:02Like look at Caitlin.
03:03Content.
03:04Like what?
03:05Anything.
03:05Songs.
03:06Stories.
03:07Photos.
03:08Videos.
03:09Yeah.
03:09I mean look at this.
03:13Caitlin can sing.
03:14Yeah.
03:15And look at that 30,000 likes.
03:16Yeah I can sing.
03:17I think it was always hard for Caitlin growing up because we were both triple threats but then
03:21I had the looks as well so I was like a quadruple threat.
03:24You know what I mean?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Hmm.
03:28Must have been really rough for her.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Pulse 54.
03:33What's happening today?
03:35Oh someone's online.
03:38Can I do it?
03:40Let's do it.
03:41Let's do it.
03:43Oh shit.
03:45Hi this is Scott from Pulse 54.
03:48Oh.
03:49Hi Scott.
03:50It's Julia McNamara from your gym.
03:52Oh Julia.
03:53Hello.
03:54Yeah you're one of my top 10 clients.
03:55Wow.
03:56Top 10.
03:57Okay well you're in my number one of trainers.
04:00Sorry I have to go.
04:01I'll call you back Scott.
04:02Bye.
04:03Do you have the wifi password?
04:04Uh.
04:06Shakespeare 88.
04:07Ah.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Excuse me.
04:08Who are you?
04:10Julian Assange.
04:14I'm in the morning warm up J-Mac.
04:17Yes.
04:18Okay.
04:18But.
04:19My anus is staying shut.
04:21Uh.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Absolutely.
04:23You know.
04:24Your body.
04:25Your rules.
04:26Alright we are finally here.
04:27The Assange story opens this week.
04:30I know.
04:32Yes it's a powerful one man play about exposing the truth at all costs.
04:36Sorry.
04:36Didn't Julian Assange break the law?
04:38Um.
04:39Some laws are meant to be broken.
04:40Here we go.
04:41Lefties preaching to lefties yet again.
04:43My gosh mum.
04:44So embarrassing.
04:45Gary's going to be in the building until we open.
04:48And he just wants to say a few words about his process.
04:50Thank you Gary.
04:51I will be going full method for this role.
04:53Okay.
04:53So I'd appreciate if you would call me Julian Assange.
04:56Or Mendax for the Trainspotters.
04:58His dedication to the craft is extraordinary.
05:01Yeah.
05:01He did a computer science course at TAFE for this.
05:04Authenticity.
05:05That means I'll be in character at all times both on stage and off.
05:08Right.
05:09I wear his clothes.
05:10I carry his laptop.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12I feel his pain.
05:13If I seem a little angry or sad, it's only because I am in exile in my heart.
05:20Maybe we should lock Julian in the cupboard and call it Ecuador.
05:23Oh.
05:25Jeez.
05:26Right.
05:27I have tracked down the number for the assistant to Caitlin's LA agent's assistant.
05:32Major breakthrough, J-Mac.
05:34Let's call America.
05:37Okay.
05:39Hello?
05:41Hello.
05:42Julia McNamara calling, CEO of the Argyle Theatre in Melbourne, Australia.
05:48Oh, that's rude.
05:49They need a tariff on manners over there.
05:52What does that mean?
05:53Because of rude and American.
05:57Right.
05:57Sorry, why does no one in this place have Caitlin's number?
06:00Didn't she used to do plays here?
06:02Isn't she supposedly Margie's sister?
06:04Yeah.
06:04I can't work out what's going on with this dysfunctional family.
06:07Do you need someone to explain the family dynamic to you?
06:09Could you?
06:10Yes, I can.
06:11I'm going to need a whiteboard.
06:13Give me a minute.
06:14You could have just told me.
06:17And there you go.
06:18You're all signed up.
06:19Yeah, great.
06:19So anyone could just sign up to as many accounts as they wanted to.
06:24Like, you could just, anyone could just go, there we go, another one.
06:27If you have an email address, yeah, you could make thousands.
06:31And this is the Argyle's page here.
06:33Yeah.
06:34140 followers.
06:35Wow, that is fantastic.
06:36It's really shit.
06:37Is it?
06:37Yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:38But wait till I get on there though, it'll go through the roof.
06:41Mm.
06:42So Harmony is Jeremy's third wife, also Caitlin's mother.
06:47You got it.
06:48This relationship ended his relationship with Margie's mother.
06:52Or it was the other way around.
06:53He was a bit of a pants man.
06:54Who's this?
06:55Oh, that's wifey number one.
06:57That was only two years.
06:58Two?
06:58How are their four children?
06:59Glad you asked.
07:00These three were Steps with her previous marriage.
07:03Should I get another board?
07:04That's not a Barbara Step.
07:05Yeah, but that's Margie's half-brother with Jennifer.
07:08Oh my god, you're right.
07:09How does that work?
07:10Yeah.
07:13I can see a pattern emerging.
07:15Gary!
07:15No, Julian.
07:17Keep at it.
07:21Hello Jane.
07:25Phil.
07:26Welcome.
07:31Hello.
07:33Hello Lloyd.
07:35Hello.
07:37Hello.
07:40Where is everyone?
07:42Alright, so in summation.
07:44Harmony is Caitlin's mum.
07:45Caitlin was born in Paris.
07:46Margie's mum is Jennifer.
07:48Jeremy left Jennifer.
07:49Full Harmony.
07:50That should clear everything up.
07:51There was one in Barcelona.
07:52No there wasn't, Donna.
07:53No one's got a good word to say about Harmony.
07:55She left her wine in my wig room once and I'm like,
07:57get your filthy chardonnay away from Lady Macbeth.
07:59Yeah, okay.
08:00Can we focus on Caitlin, please?
08:01Is she married?
08:02Have you ever read a magazine?
08:04Business Review Weekly?
08:05Yeah.
08:05Every month.
08:06There have been eight reporter proposals too, Caitlin,
08:08but they're all wasting her time.
08:09She's married to her job.
08:10Very relatable, right?
08:12Mm.
08:13What?
08:15Yes, can I help you?
08:16Caitlin Allard, eh?
08:18Sign here.
08:19That signature might be worth something someday.
08:21Yeah, she could sing.
08:22Oh, why is everyone obsessed with her?
08:24Well, if we're listing dally answers, I suppose.
08:27You know, couldn't hurt to add one special night up onto the board.
08:32No biggie.
08:34Just...
08:34Get over it.
08:35Really?
08:35We all know, Christian.
08:37Oh, don't forget, Caitlin dated Hot Props back in their 20s.
08:40Oh my God.
08:41That's right.
08:43Hang on, who's Hot Props?
08:44Have you not been able to set some props yet?
08:46Why would I go there?
08:47Make sure you set aside a few hours.
08:49Boring.
08:50Sorry.
08:50There's someone still working here who dated Caitlin called Hot Props.
08:57What is going on out there?
08:59I don't care.
09:01I'm going to go find Hot Props, see if he's got Caitlin's number.
09:05Oh, no, no.
09:06Julia, don't call him Hot...
09:07You know, everyone thinks she's perfect, but it was my cabbage patch doll, you know?
09:11And she just took it.
09:13Caitlin, you just took it, you know?
09:15And then she starts gaslighting me about it.
09:18And of course, Papa takes her side, always takes her side.
09:20But it was my name on the birth certificate, you know?
09:24Yeah, I know.
09:25And why am I signing for couriers, Christian?
09:28Sorry about that.
09:29I'll be cleaning the toilets next.
09:30You don't love that, wouldn't you?
09:32Scrubbing away.
09:33No, no, no, no.
09:33Yeah, you will.
09:34You don't love that.
09:35No scrubbing, no scrubbing.
09:36No scrubbing.
09:38Sorry about that.
09:39You alright?
09:40You'd never catch Caitlin doing that.
09:42No way.
09:43Absolutely not.
09:43Hey, can I offer you two free tickets to a fantastic show we have coming up of La Pisson
09:49A Moiti Entere.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:54Hello?
09:57Ah!
09:58Hot Props!
09:59What?
10:00Why did you call me?
10:03Uh, they said your name was Hot Props.
10:07Who's been calling me that?
10:08No one.
10:09No.
10:11I misspoke.
10:12They said the guy down there makes Hot Props.
10:15Well, my name is Pete and I'm part of the team.
10:18Okay?
10:18Yes, you are Pete.
10:19You're a huge part of the team.
10:20So I'm here to introduce myself, Julia McNamara, new CEO of the Argyle Theatre.
10:24Quick question.
10:25Did you ever date Caitlin Allard?
10:26You're not in trouble.
10:27It's not an HR issue.
10:28No, I did.
10:28I did.
10:29I actually just started working here when I met her.
10:30Had you?
10:31Interesting.
10:31When was I working before that?
10:33I don't know.
10:34Oh!
10:35I was selling paintballing in a supermarket.
10:37Were you?
10:38Okay.
10:38Not paintballing in the middle of supermarkets, I was selling paintballing in the middle of
10:41supermarkets.
10:41Right.
10:42Okay.
10:42Wait, hang on.
10:43I'll just say the same thing again.
10:44I was in the supermarket selling paintballing.
10:46Selling paintballing somewhere else.
10:49Yeah.
10:49A little bit like a voucher.
10:51Yes, I get that.
10:52And are you still in touch?
10:53Nope.
10:53They shut down.
10:54With Caitlin Allard.
10:55Oh, yeah.
10:56Right.
10:56I might have her phone number.
10:58That would be wonderful.
10:59Let's have a look for that.
11:04What's in that file?
11:05Just work, I think.
11:07At the end of the day, it's the government lying to the people.
11:10Yeah.
11:11I'll give you an example.
11:13Gary has 38 outstanding parking fines.
11:15Sorry, who's Gary?
11:17But that's me when I'm a major.
11:19Oh, sorry.
11:19Yeah, no, yeah.
11:20But that's really the state controlling his freedom of movement.
11:22And who really benefits from the revenue raised by fines?
11:26Big business.
11:28Now you're getting it.
11:29Right.
11:29There you are.
11:29There you are.
11:30I need your help to go viral.
11:31Come on.
11:31Follow me.
11:32Be careful.
11:34It's the internet.
11:37This is her.
11:38That's my Collie Cross.
11:40Do you like dogs?
11:42Um...
11:42Yeah.
11:43Sure.
11:43Of course you do.
11:44Who doesn't?
11:44She's about to jump off.
11:46Quite a long video.
11:47Should we go to the end?
11:48No.
11:49No, no.
11:49I just feel like if we just went to...
11:51Oh!
11:52Just made it go back into the photos.
11:54Maybe check in contacts for it?
11:56For my dog?
11:57For Caitlin Ellard.
11:59That you used to date.
12:00I'm so sorry.
12:01That's right.
12:02Contacts.
12:03Contacts.
12:05No.
12:06I don't have it.
12:07I don't have it.
12:09Your phone.
12:10Maybe.
12:10Maybe.
12:12I don't know.
12:12It might be a problem with the cloud.
12:15I'm just saying.
12:17It's lucky he's hot because I have never met anyone so boring and I worked in a bank.
12:21Really?
12:21Boring?
12:22I mean, I won't deny he's a smoke show, but you didn't call him hot props to his face,
12:26did you?
12:26Yes, I did.
12:27Thank you for the warning on that.
12:29What's this?
12:31God, we're getting a lot of activity on the socials today.
12:33What's going on?
12:34A lot of people are very interested in Margie playing the lead role and...
12:38Actually, let's not bother eating those.
12:39It's all brain rot online, isn't it?
12:41It's all nonsense.
12:42What?
12:43I wouldn't even...
12:44I can't believe you called hot props, hot props to his face.
12:46You're crazy.
12:47What are you like?
12:48Don't touch my phone like that.
12:49What are you...
12:50Wow!
12:51It's a game we play.
12:53It's called Phone Frisbee and it's normal that I did that.
13:01Oh, I see.
13:02These are about me.
13:04New CEO looks like a neo-liberal wet dream featuring Margaret Court.
13:08Oh.
13:10Bank Tard.
13:11Can't say that.
13:12You can't say that anymore.
13:13The lost Kransky sister.
13:15Garth from Wayne's World.
13:17Classic movie.
13:18Schwing.
13:19Sorry.
13:20You need to find out who's posting these comments.
13:22Yeah, I will.
13:23I will.
13:23Just...
13:24I don't know.
13:24Call Instagram.
13:28Okay, so when I do a thumbs up, it means we're live.
13:30Live?
13:30On what?
13:31Just socials.
13:33Everything.
13:33Like everywhere?
13:34Yeah.
13:35People can just join.
13:36We're just live.
13:36So people can join.
13:37Yeah, a podcast.
13:38Okay, then.
13:39Let's do it.
13:41Thumbs up.
13:42Yeah.
13:42So that means we're live.
13:44Oh!
13:45Here we go!
13:46Four, three, two, one.
13:48Not needed.
13:49It's already rolling.
13:50We've been live for 15 seconds.
13:51Hi, I'm Maggie Argyle and I'm the artistic director here at the Argyle Theatre.
13:57But also a storyteller.
13:58You know, I'm a truth custodian.
13:59I'm a disruptor.
14:00I'm a feminist.
14:01I'm a witch.
14:02I'm a woman.
14:03Yep.
14:04Okay, let's go and see what the Argyle team is up to.
14:07Let's go.
14:08Ooh.
14:09Is that close?
14:10Nah, you're good.
14:14Let's continue our tour.
14:15We are in the creative heart of the building here.
14:19Who's feeling it today?
14:20Whoa, energy is up in here.
14:22If anyone feels like they just want to get up and do a 30 second dance party.
14:30You know, I just say to people in this space, you know, like if you've got an idea, just go
14:34with it, you know, follow the creative flow.
14:36Hey, hey, hey, whoa.
14:39Hey.
14:44Hey, hey, hey.
14:46Hey.
14:52Okay.
14:53We'll dance party.
14:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:57Hey.
14:57It's Julie McNamara on Who CEO.
14:59Hey, hey, hey.
15:02Come on.
15:03Why don't you go here?
15:04Hey.
15:04Hey, go here.
15:06Hey, and I'll come in here, hey, hey.
15:09No, I don't want to do that.
15:10Yep, really good for your fun-loving reputation, Mum.
15:13Ruined.
15:13Well, speaking of that, who has been posting about me
15:16on the Argyle Socials account?
15:18Was it you, Ryan?
15:19What, me? No.
15:21I just helped Margie get online, that's all.
15:23Well, Christian will be looking into it,
15:25and we will find the troll.
15:27Don't know how to find trolls, but, yeah, add that to my list.
15:31Everybody is under scrutiny.
15:32Don't film me.
15:33No, put it up.
15:34Because you can't stop me putting stuff online.
15:36I think that's something we can all learn
15:37from the Assange story this week,
15:39that everyone should go online and make content,
15:42and authorities can't come in and control the internet
15:46for who wants to go on there.
15:49That's exactly right.
15:51Come on, Ryan, let's go.
15:52Let's go see wigs and wardrobe.
15:56No, no.
15:58Me.
15:58This.
15:59Hey, wigs and wardrobe.
16:05Hello.
16:06Hi, Gary.
16:07Juliet.
16:09Yeah, sorry, Julie.
16:10Hey, do you get the feeling you're being watched?
16:14No.
16:15Not really.
16:17Anyway, someone in this office is not being honest,
16:20and I've been given the responsibility to find out who it is.
16:23So tell me, Gary.
16:25Julian.
16:25Yeah, sorry.
16:27Do you know what you think about hacking?
16:29Okay, so...
16:30So we're going like this, and then we throw it up.
16:32Okay.
16:33Wrong arm.
16:34Throw it up again.
16:35Oh, that was the same arm.
16:36Mm-hmm.
16:37Okay.
16:37Um, I actually wanted to ask you something.
16:39You weren't the one trolling mum, right?
16:41No.
16:42Of course not.
16:43Because I know she's annoying, but she's not like a bad person or anything.
16:46I guess the truth always comes out online, doesn't it?
16:48Come on, let's record this.
16:49Let's go.
16:50Let's go viral.
16:50We've got this.
16:51Yeah, we do.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Remember her?
16:53Let's go.
16:53Uh-huh.
16:57Uh-huh.
16:59Nice.
17:00Okay.
17:02Should we go from the top?
17:04Oh, you're still going to go.
17:05Okay.
17:11Sorry, what are you doing at my computer?
17:13Just a bit of classified work.
17:14Classified work?
17:15Why?
17:16About what?
17:17Oh, come on, Gary.
17:19Julian.
17:19You can tell me.
17:20We've known each other for years.
17:22Remember that night in Adelaide?
17:23Gary's never been to Adelaide.
17:25Oh, that's right, because Gary was married back then, wasn't he?
17:27Look, all I'll say is somebody's going to be exposed.
17:31I've got what I need.
17:32How did you know my password?
17:33It was password.
17:34Yeah, it's a password.
17:36I've got to change that.
17:38I'll change it to Margie.
17:41All right, so I've called this snap meeting because there's been a dramatic increase of
17:47online activity on the Argyle socials.
17:50Ordinarily, that would be a good thing, but it's actually raised quite a lot of suspicions
17:53because we don't normally get any activity there.
17:56So I'm going to hand over to Gary now.
17:58Julian.
17:59Julian.
18:00The 11th time.
18:01Well, the alarm bells were first raised when I found these posts under this image of Margie
18:07in the lead role of the peasant.
18:09Let's take a look.
18:10Margie Argyle?
18:11I've been a long time fan and finally it's her, not Caitlin.
18:15Wow.
18:17OMG, can't wait for this.
18:19Margie Argyle is a quadruple threat.
18:21Spot on.
18:22Thanks.
18:23Margie Argyle?
18:24She's an artistic genius.
18:26Oh my God.
18:26Oh no, Margie.
18:27And finally, big name brand.
18:30No, not that one.
18:32Margie Argyle is a good singer, not Caitlin.
18:37It quickly became clear that the posts were coming from inside this very building.
18:40And after some rudimentary hacking, I am now able to reveal the identity of the person
18:46doing the post.
18:47Oh, shut up, Gary.
18:48It's Julian.
18:49And let the man speak.
18:50The truth must prevail, remember?
18:51But what am I supposed to do?
18:53You know, why should Caitlin get to come in here and take everything away from me again?
18:56I'm a big name too.
18:58Sweetheart.
18:59Okay, I think the board will agree that this is a fireable offence.
19:02Maybe.
19:03But what's more alarming is the evidence of hours and hours of company time being spent
19:08on a website called Pulse 54.
19:11Oh no, Mum.
19:12What is that?
19:13All right, shut up, Gary.
19:14It's Julian.
19:15So embarrassing.
19:17No, this is important information that needs to be exposed to the board at all costs.
19:21And you'll both be nagged in my report.
19:24Oh my God.
19:26What have you guys done?
19:29I've got every conspiracy theory loon on the phone.
19:32One of the videos you two made went viral.
19:35Oh, that's good.
19:36Well done.
19:36The buzz is building for Lepizón y Moiti Interes.
19:39It's great.
19:39It's not that.
19:40Gary's in the background of the video and everyone in the comments thinks Julian Assange is hiding
19:45out of the theatre.
19:46Oh, Jesus.
19:46There's a bunch of media people outside.
19:48Oh.
19:49Show me the video.
19:50Yeah.
19:52Zip it A.
19:53Oh.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Yeah, that's good.
19:56Great to see.
19:58This is what a feminist does.
19:59Sorry.
20:00What's this got to do with feminism?
20:01I'm moving my body and I look hot and there's nothing any man can do about it.
20:06There's a man right there in the video.
20:07Yeah, I don't know.
20:09Oh.
20:09There.
20:10Who's that?
20:11Oh, Jesus.
20:12It's a good promo though.
20:13No, it isn't.
20:14He just said conspiracy nuts are watching this.
20:16What do we want?
20:16A theatre full of flat earthers?
20:18Well, they deserve art too.
20:19Oh, Margie, come on.
20:20Well, just delete it.
20:21Come on, Ryan.
20:22Press delete.
20:23Let's all move on.
20:24Done.
20:24You can't delete videos from the internet anymore, Margie.
20:26You've already been memed.
20:27You're a meme.
20:28Well, thank you.
20:29I've got to keep him out of sight.
20:30Julian, this way.
20:31I didn't do the ones about your glasses, by the way.
20:33I don't believe you.
20:35It wasn't me.
20:35It's just actual feedback about your glasses.
20:37Just take it on board, Mum.
20:40Do you know, Gary's becoming a bit of a problem.
20:42I think he actually thinks he's Assange.
20:44He's lost the plot.
20:45Do you know he has 38 outstanding parking fines?
20:47Does he?
20:48Does he?
20:48Wow.
20:49That's a lot.
20:50She'd be terrible if someone called the police.
20:53Yeah.
20:55Would be terrible.
20:56Look, I know this implicates both of you,
20:58but I need to give this information to the board.
21:00I mean, can't you see?
21:01Even if it costs me everything.
21:03Whatever you think is the right thing to do,
21:04you do it, Julian.
21:05Gotta do it.
21:06I mean, you just have to...
21:07Gary Strand.
21:08No, it's Julian.
21:09Oh, no.
21:10Look, you've got 38 outstanding parking fines, okay?
21:13You mind coming with us, please, sir?
21:14What?
21:14No.
21:15They're trying to silence me.
21:16No, you've just got to stop parking on Gertrude Street, mate.
21:19Hey, Gary.
21:21Who called the police?
21:22Who was it?
21:23I don't know.
21:24Somebody needs to leak that document to the board.
21:26Yeah, I'll make sure Carmel gets that.
21:28Deep state corruption.
21:29That's what this is.
21:30Good luck locking me up.
21:32Do you want to pop that in the shredder, darling?
21:41So, apparently, he broke bail, and now Gary's in Ballarat, hiding in his ex-wife's house.
21:45He's worried if he comes back to Melbourne, they'll capture him.
21:48Why doesn't he just download a parking app?
21:50Okay, gang, after the Gary news story, we've finally sold enough tickets in the small theatre
21:54to, wait for it, break-even.
21:57Of course we get it.
21:58Tonight's already sold out.
21:59It's amazing.
22:00Yeah, the show must go on.
22:02I'm just glad all that social media stuff is behind us, you know?
22:04I just feel like it promotes a distorted view of reality and comparison culture.
22:09I don't want anything more to do with it.
22:10Oh, my gosh, Margie.
22:11Our dancing video, we did got three million likes.
22:13Are you joking me?
22:14No, look at this.
22:14Show me.
22:15Way more than Caitlin's ever got.
22:17Show me.
22:17I'll suck shit, bitch!
22:19Sorry.
22:20Hope she's seen it.
22:21Oh, Caitlin's seen it.
22:23Everyone's seen it.
22:24Caitlin's agent has even seen it.
22:26How do I know?
22:26Just had her on the phone.
22:27What?
22:28The theatre's got huge buzz now, so Caitlin wants to talk about doing her show right
22:32here at the Argyle.
22:33And that's all thanks to you, Margie.
22:35Well done.
22:36Round of applause for Margie.
22:37Come on.
22:40Artistic genius.