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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 01: Walk the Plank
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00:09Ahoy there perverts!
00:1216 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the Mediterranean Sea.
00:21We're in Malta!
00:27But these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work.
00:33Because while four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck.
00:39This is real nice.
00:42Everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single.
00:47How are we even supposed to fit in here?
00:48Forced to cook, clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own.
00:56Gotta get out of here.
00:57These sad facts will be down but not out.
01:00Because they can compete or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the topside.
01:08If they're willing to risk walking the plank.
01:12This is part of the show?
01:14That's right.
01:15Every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into
01:21the dark and lonely abyss of the Mediterranean Sea.
01:26You fucking dickhead!
01:28I'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here.
01:31You are not what I think you are.
01:33Did you come on to Keith?
01:34I don't know if you're lying or not.
01:36We are in love and you need to fucking back up.
01:40Drama is at peak right now.
01:42In the end, the winning topside couple will sail off into a future of romantic bliss.
01:49We can leave the show right now and I would love to continue a relationship with her.
01:52With the grand prize of a trip around the world.
01:55Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
01:59Pack your bags and throw on your inflatables.
02:05Because this yacht is setting sail.
02:10Welcome to Love Overboard.
02:19This is Gabby Windy, your love captain speaking.
02:23Our sexy singles are en route.
02:26Prepare to be boarded by these hotties.
02:30Awesome!
02:31Awesome!
02:32Awesome!
02:34You guys look beautiful up there!
02:36Are you saying it's getting laid?
02:39Maybe.
02:39Sorry, Dad.
02:40No!
02:41I want to find love.
02:43When it comes to dating, I'm the type of person where I'm gonna give everyone a chance.
02:47Not everyone.
02:52My man better not talk to any other girl.
02:55It's like the whole plan.
02:57The kind of guys I'm into, it has to be super confident and just let me do me.
03:01But also be insanely obsessed with me.
03:03I'm excited to be here and find my true love.
03:05I like your life.
03:07I like your life.
03:09I like your life.
03:10Oh!
03:11Hi!
03:13I'm on a boat!
03:15We're all aboard!
03:16Babe!
03:17Look!
03:19Cannoli!
03:20Can we grab a champagne, the heftiest glass?
03:22It's just the beginning.
03:24I'm here for a genuine relationship.
03:26And I feel like I'm just really in a place where I love myself a lot.
03:28And I'm like ready to like share that with someone else.
03:30Cheers to finding our men.
03:32And if we don't find our men, then we have each other.
03:34Cheers to that.
03:37We're here.
03:38Welcome to Malta.
03:40Hi!
03:41I love pretty women.
03:46I feel like we all compliment each other really well.
03:48So I love that I'm just surrounded by a bunch of tens.
03:51Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:53You're starting!
03:54You're starting!
03:55I've been winning at life.
03:57Period.
03:57You know, just being an it girl.
03:59But I don't have a man in Kansas City.
04:01I think I'm scared every man away with how overboard I can go.
04:05Where are the men?
04:07Hey!
04:09Frickin' Mota!
04:12Oh my man!
04:13That's crazy.
04:14Look at this view, bro.
04:15It's kind of a dream out here.
04:16We're gonna try our best to fall in love in Malta.
04:18That's the goal.
04:19What better place to do it than on a big yacht?
04:21I'm about to have the best summer of my life.
04:24I would be so distracted.
04:25I'm gonna fall in love like five different times.
04:26Bro, I might fall in love for a sight.
04:28Sure, yeah.
04:28The woman I'm gonna marry.
04:30I'm imagining it right now.
04:32Nice personality.
04:34That's a fat ass.
04:35Yeah!
04:36I like a little bit of toxicity too, because like the healthy toxins.
04:39I like to slash your tires toxicity.
04:41What's your type of reason?
04:42I love beach girls.
04:43The girl like looks like she...
04:45Like a surfer girl?
04:45Yeah.
04:46She thinks they're going my way.
04:47And then naturals are going his way.
04:49I like enhancements here or, you know, wherever.
04:53Yeah.
04:53You know, with me turning 30, I'm absolutely trying to date more serious and really find
04:57that person for me.
04:58That thing is crazy.
05:00The guys are here!
05:02Oh my god!
05:02Let's call this manio's my man!
05:06We're here!
05:07We're here!
05:08We're here!
05:09We're here!
05:10We're here!
05:10Hi!
05:10Hi!
05:12I'm a respectful fuckboy.
05:14Hi, I'm Gia.
05:15What's up?
05:15It's been fun.
05:16It's served me well.
05:17But, I'd love to find someone that I can settle down with.
05:21It's time.
05:22Hi, Lexi.
05:23Nice to meet you.
05:24Nice to meet you.
05:25Lexi's energy's kind of just gravitated towards me and vice versa and like, she's gorgeous.
05:30Which one did you say you love her?
05:31The one I was talking to right now.
05:33Shaunday.
05:33Keith.
05:33Nice to meet you.
05:35Let me make note of that.
05:36Okay, he's tall.
05:37Oh, he's blonde.
05:39Okay, blue eyes.
05:40So far, I like what I see.
05:41All right, guys.
05:41Let's raise our glasses.
05:43This is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives.
05:48Our gorgeous shipmates are all on board.
05:51Let's get their love stories started already.
05:56Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:57Hi, guys.
05:59Come join me on the Sunday.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:06Hi, everyone.
06:09You guys look on.
06:12Girls on one side and boys on the other, like a religious wedding.
06:16Yes.
06:18Immediately, I'm like, aye, aye, Gabby.
06:20I love her.
06:21And she's gorgeous.
06:22And I'm so happy she's here.
06:24Welcome aboard.
06:25I'm Gabby Wendy and I'll be your love captain.
06:29So when I say fall the fucking line, you do it.
06:34Aye, aye, captain.
06:36The 16 of you will have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
06:44I'm down.
06:45Along this love voyage, you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility.
06:53And at the end, the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world worth $100,000.
07:02Oh.
07:04This prize is absolutely diabolically insane to, like, travel the world with the love of your life.
07:10That's like a romantic movie.
07:11And I think everyone wants to live that.
07:13So I'm going to get it.
07:15As you know, this experience is all about finding love.
07:19Sometimes you have to work for love.
07:22And maybe even go a little overboard.
07:28Okay, so how's everyone feeling?
07:30So excited.
07:32Horny.
07:36Horny.
07:36Yeah, you pervert.
07:37I know that's okay.
07:40I owned it.
07:44You good?
07:46I haven't had sex since I've been celibate.
07:49It's cool.
07:50It's fun.
07:50But I mean, hey, obviously, I get a little spikes of, like, I'm really horny.
07:55I'm like, I want to.
07:55But then I'm like, I got to remember the lock in.
07:58Okay, it's time to couple up.
08:03Welcome to Toaster Toss.
08:06This is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple up with.
08:12Okay, so here's how it's going to work.
08:14I'm going to pull names randomly out of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up.
08:22Once your name is called, you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you.
08:29Y'all, I'm a country girl.
08:30Like, I don't even know how I got on this yacht.
08:33But, like, I'm here.
08:34What are you confident?
08:36Um, I have the biggest boobies.
08:39So I know they mad.
08:45Okay.
08:46Our first lady with a chance at love is Lexi.
08:53Obviously, everyone's gorgeous, but there's one person, Lexi, that just has, like, my eyes.
08:58I'm, like, praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up.
09:04And the first lucky guy with a chance to couple up with Lexi is Reese.
09:10Woo-hoo!
09:12Okay.
09:13Lexi's gorgeous, like, she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat.
09:16Immediately, I'm like, okay, we're good.
09:18If you want to couple up with the person on the other side of the divider, raise your glass to
09:24toast.
09:25If your heart is elsewhere, dump it in the bucket.
09:28And if you're a match, this could be the beginning of your love story.
09:37One, two, three.
09:51Okay, toast or toss.
09:54On one, two.
09:59there's a chance that they might couple up right now and I'm like they do it's
10:02gonna like be devastating okay now step forward
10:22I definitely didn't expect it at all yeah I went in for a hug and I was like okay
10:27but I'm glad it happened I love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more
10:32attracted to you honestly so Lexi and Reese you're our first couple
10:39okay Leela and James one two three there we go
10:47so James initially had said I'm horny and so I'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53off the list that's a boy not a man Anna and Andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:11I don't want to make anyone feel bad I already knew I wasn't like one of the initial people I
11:16was
11:16into so I already knew I was gonna dump I don't know what went wrong
11:24Sade and Keith Keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you never know if the
11:32other person is feeling the same way like we just met on three two one
11:44she's beautiful and I think I'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it we're gonna
11:50we're gonna toast Sade and Keith congrats our second couple all right Anna
12:00and Tim
12:04what's your all right what do you think
12:06I'm gonna say yeah okay I think I can see it yeah I'm gonna agree with you
12:09I'm gonna agree with you three two one
12:21wait yeah they're in we're the fucking love gurus here dude
12:25they should just leave it up to us
12:26we're gonna be like cupid
12:27all right let's see who we got
12:32okay low and David okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward
12:49we got a match
13:00we got a match
13:00appearance-wise you know Lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has anything plastic
13:04she's like very natural and just like very pretty but I'm kind of leaning into it
13:09okay couples come back over here
13:15congratulations to our first four couples
13:21this is where things get all fucked up
13:26our four couples will be living together getting to know each other romantically on this lavish top
13:35side of the deck the remaining singles you will be working
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even
14:06more comfortable in all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going downside it actually is very infuriating i have to cook i have to clean
14:16what am i going to be wearing an apron am i going to be like mopping up their fucking shit
14:20i don't clean up at all back home i don't do any chores i don't do dishes i have other
14:27people do that
14:27for me usually that's so bad oh my god downside singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity
14:37each day to come up to the top this is still a dating show after all so trust me this
14:46is going
14:46to help you find love but we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your
14:53opulent
14:54sweets i have no business being downside i'm quite high maintenance unfortunately i try to pretend to be
15:01low maintenance but i just i couldn't do it i don't think could you i'm very low maintenance i could
15:08i would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all i know i
15:12like that i like
15:13stuff as for the rest of you you sad sacks go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work
15:24assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour so bon voyage
15:51i'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac oh yeah
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you get you did you go to school
16:10for
16:10me i did i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging
16:15in that it would be the one that would pull in my heartstrings so i feel that yeah same i
16:21work in
16:22pediatric trauma so i work with kids with mental health issues my professional side is very buttoned
16:28up whereas my personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls you're definitely going
16:35to get more of that outside david version i love like deep conversation i can tell you're such a good
16:40communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good that was that
16:47i was like crazy yeah i should have kept going too i know we're like okay tim is so easy
16:53to talk to
16:54and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy and i'm feeling very good that i'm not a
17:00down sider right now they don't smell too good in here well i don't want to scrub floors like look
17:12at
17:12what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop in no i can't take this down a flight
17:16of stairs
17:17this is insane what the fuck is this what are we doing this is what we're working y'all want
17:23to come
17:23see where we work we're not working here here we are
17:28this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show
17:38get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:46bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
18:15what i've realized in my past relationships is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to
18:21a future kid and i think she does that like i don't think you can breastfeed with
18:26big boobs and stuff like that like i don't know like shake your tits shake your tits
18:30we have a room we have a room we found a found a home i'm just so happy okay i'm
18:37gonna let you have
18:38this but right now you have your outside clothes you're right in the bed me and today are like complete
18:45opposite she's in new york you know i've never even been to new york she's never been in nebraska
18:49it could go a lot of different ways but it's definitely something i'm i'm wanting to try
18:54does the mirror work it works it looks good okay so like do you have like your staple
19:01red flags i don't like the quad like the loudest guy in the room so like i'm very loud energetic
19:09you
19:09can't have that top two no out of the guys did you have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy
19:14i mean
19:14james was like i'm horny so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel like that would be
19:22loud guy oh yeah what did all the girls think when he said oh my god ew like if you
19:25i know that you're
19:26horny like i want i don't want to know that i want to be able to feel it yeah
19:30oh my god this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that every
19:48day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put a ring on
19:53it
19:53yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this i'm not wearing that outfit i'm not very good with change
20:04i'm so upset genuinely i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just
20:11going to be like a yacht trip everything's okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to
20:19come up from people that i think i'm sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't
20:25even
20:25clean my room and i'm like a little barbie with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house
20:34it's okay i can't handle people when they cry
20:40i don't want to be like they're there i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her
20:45i'm talking everything she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe y'all have
20:52no idea i don't this hotel room is open i got screwed over i'm not going to be too dramatic
20:58about it
20:59i'm just hoping everything turns around because of this you're
21:05i will literally be on my last fucking dollar we need to get you some deodorant we need to get
21:11some deodorant it's me it's you it's you
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am i in there are you in here with me boo
21:46ella's sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:52why would you go get my suitcase to be honest like i can't hold on i'm like do you guys
22:01need
22:01anything to drink yeah here's the thing i could make a potato sack work on me because
22:11my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:19attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments hi this is all about
22:27finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this boat however if you
22:35want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an official couple you'll have
22:41to move to the top side to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover but the only way to
22:49get to the
22:49top side deck is by breaking up another couple there will be challenges and dates to give you the
22:59opportunity to do so so you better take them if you don't want to spend all summer as a little
23:05bitch just to reiterate you have to break up a couple the conditions down here are pretty shitty
23:11i won't lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of good girls up there so i mean i
23:14feel bad breaking
23:15them up but i mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here so your
23:20first work
23:20assignment is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples where you will be serving appetizers and
23:28cocktails this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect with the top siders the
23:35down sider who takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be rewarded with a day okay get to
23:44work
23:45you damn are we mopping yeah i'll do it i'll do it don't worry ew i don't think i've ever
23:55mopped in my
23:55life how do you use this it smells like wait how do you do this okay so you take the
23:59head off
24:01wait ew up top is like she's like my top one the only one i would pursue up there honestly
24:06really yeah
24:06okay because she's my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give a yeah whoever could
24:11yeah yeah you're gonna manage that yeah i definitely want to be up here compared to where i'm living
24:16downstairs my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance comes i'm going for it i
24:21kind of
24:21want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at it a little bit like slowly and
24:25steady and then
24:26be like when my the window opens just attack it yeah what the fuck is that what is that fish
24:33oh baby
24:35what do i have to do with the fish baby you gotta skin that fish okay it's time to get
24:40country up in here
24:41girl here which one you want how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish we're not over
24:50here dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this in la and this is gonna be me and david
25:05which one's david he's with low no shade to low i really like no i know but it's just i've
25:12literally
25:12said him for a second i saw him you can't tell him when i want who's your daddy who's your
25:20daddy
25:22wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour starts now
25:33i'm ready for this margarita right now the four top site couples are me and reese anna and tim
25:39shade and keith and david and love all right where are those little peasants
25:46oh dude this is insane damn this is nicer up here all right this is so unfair going into this
25:52happy hour we're gonna be serving cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres getting to mingle and hang
25:58out i'm not looking to shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over that's not my jam if someone's
26:04into me then we'll feel it out oh wow okay look at you can we do anything for y'all
26:15i would do a
26:16tequila and ginger ale tequila and ginger ale thank you me what's your specialty oh you're not making
26:22it right yeah i am are you really i'm not really right that's so good good this is a drink
26:30i'm making
26:31for my man where are you at here just watch out he would literally rather die tell her she can
26:43skedaddle i'm just telling you because you're my girl low and i bonded really quickly on the boat and so
26:48my loyalty definitely lies with low versus bella and i would want to know if someone was coming
26:55for my man you should like make it known that like we're like married so she's gonna have to
27:00like figure something else i'm gonna go tell her okay you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how are you guys doing how are you feeling i'm good do you like to chat sure
27:18i'll bring that back at a boy james this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did you just bring her out there yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:30oh he said can we have a chat i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured
27:38there'd be someone who's targeting her i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know
27:41what his motives are and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know she's with someone a
27:46little
27:46more serious right now i love man in a uniform what can you say okay when james made the comment
27:51that he was like horny that immediately like shut me down but lovey assertiveness i think that's
27:56really cute was not going to say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:13how was your day i'm good honestly like yeah what are you thinking about me or what my gosh here
28:18you
28:18go yeah you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it you called me out here i have been
28:24i think
28:24the coupling up was different i was like a little like really a little salty about it but you thought
28:30i was gonna be us i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like oh really because i obviously
28:36didn't
28:36turn it down but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me yes really i
28:43would have
28:43i would have yeah do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone downstairs since you've been
28:46downstairs though told all of them down there i was like my number one was you so like are you
28:51letting everyone know i did let everyone know because they were like oh what about upstairs and
28:54i was like i want to go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person i'm going to pursue up
28:57there
28:58is obviously you and i'm like okay you've been my number one but i'm like i didn't know what the
29:02feelings are mutual but i think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet i was like oh
29:07everyone's gonna raise and we all were talking about it no no you were the one bold enough to say
29:11something i think i might have dug myself a hole with lexi obviously no one wants their man to raise
29:16their hand and say they're horny but at the end of the day it was like it was already said
29:19so now i'm like okay i
29:20gotta just show her that i'm not just warning you i'm actually a good person too you're gonna be
29:26trouble there you go thank you so much she like poisoned it i want to tell you lo and david
29:37are like
29:37locked in just so you know i'm just telling you i'm like anybody can be locked in and they see
29:45girl they see these because i was just talking i don't know what to do oh yeah what made you
29:49think
29:49that though she told me they were talking her perspective is different from it yeah that's
29:53true that's true that's true that's true i'm just letting you know yeah from what i know it's so
29:59obvious leela told warren that i want her man and i just hate the fakeness oh the fakeness has got
30:08to
30:08stop so i need to talk to her about it hey leela can we talk for a sec yeah of
30:19course
30:25so i know you're talking below and david just felt like like maybe the conversation was about me and i
30:31would hope that you would be honest about that do you mean yeah i mean i will tell her i
30:35i told her i was
30:36like she was like how are you doing how are things down there and i was like good like
30:39not really interested in anyone and she was like so what about bell and i was like well
30:43bell is kind of into david i just think it's weird why one when we were doing our job today
30:50i literally told you not to tell anybody and then you tell the girl that he's with
30:54well but okay no no no you know you're so right you know it's kind of bella you're so right
31:01and i
31:02can you look at me i'm just like if you really like the guy up here i would not go
31:06to the girl
31:06and go yeah so she's interested in your man but it wasn't it wasn't crazy i i get what you're
31:11saying
31:12and i want to apologize because that's not my intention to go behind your back and be
31:16like i would be lying to you if i didn't it's just so sneaky it literally feels like calculated
31:22it you really just told the girls girl get real okay okay oh my god my end goal is to
31:30be on top so
31:31leela doing all the today she helped me oh you just you just prepped my man for me thank you
31:39baby
31:39can you talk for a second sure we'll talk over here seeing bella very plastic up top right up my
31:47alley
31:48i'm curious to you know see what what she's about as well what's up okay so i wanted to talk
31:53okay
31:53i liked you from first impression okay and i just want to know how you're doing in your couple
32:00like if you're really like secure and obviously i'm just like i'm shooting my shot oh okay yeah that's
32:08what the oh okay okay uh i guess my question is like if the opportunity came up would you take
32:20it with me
32:25i do think you're really pretty right i think you're really cool
32:30with flow it is going really well but i appreciate that in the past i probably would
32:38have reciprocated to bella because i do like enhancements it's not crossing my mind the same
32:44way it used to what i'm wanting out of this what i'm wanting out of a relationship has has changed
32:50okay
32:51yeah period i want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her i'm kind of embarrassed
33:03i don't want to be crying every five minutes either but y'all this is brutal this is brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19good night good night oh man today was fun there was so much drama we're up in the most
33:27best situation that we could possibly get and people are down there like thinking they're
33:31getting eliminated any second right now and like working and like making us food my day was rough my
33:37day was so our day was rough day one in the book can't wait for day two and just to
33:44see what happens so
33:47hopefully i found love nice good job james was impressive at the happy hour tonight so here's a
33:55little something to reward his bold moves oh what this is a message i got right now james i see
34:04you
34:04successfully put the sneak on today due to your hard work and perseverance you get to take a top
34:10side lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line
34:15gabby oh it's got a first choice of a date yes bro who's it gonna be lexi yeah let me
34:23get it
34:38morning sunshine waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect
34:43we shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing
34:48and i'm excited to see what more that we have in common good morning shipmates top siders brunch is
34:58waiting for you on the deck downsiders it's time to clean the state rooms report for duty stat oh my
35:05god let's go everybody sleep did anyone get a little physical i was big spoon i woke up like
35:13he big spooned me in the middle of the night i was like i don't know how i feel about
35:15this you didn't
35:16even know if it was her yeah i was like anna it was james little do you know james came
35:20up in the
35:21middle of the night flopped out it was james for tim and i like he's so comfortable to me he
35:26is like
35:27a safety blanket like i find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on him and like
35:30grab as
35:31much as i can to like protect me make me feel safe and he does i think that there's already
35:36some
35:36strategy going on with the downsiders they were very tight-knit yesterday they're trying to get up here
35:42by any means necessary well i just wonder when the fuckery's gonna start party's here
35:51are you here to serve us or just no no i'm on break
35:56last night i got a text saying from gabby oh yeah i'm basically saying i have been granted a date
36:06off the yacht
36:25and the fuckery begins this environment is really hard to be in a spot like that i would definitely
36:30like to get to know lexi a little bit more before she you know jumps ship to someone else okay
36:37cue the sexy b-roll date montage
36:39oh my god dang this is beautiful we're doing a massage and wow i'm super excited for what's in
37:00this door on this yeah i can't wait to see what happens you ready for the mud oh god oh
37:05oh shoot
37:06this probably feels crazy yeah honestly yeah it feels good yeah yeah oh my god obviously she's gorgeous
37:13attractive everything and she crosses all the checklists okay i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah yeah with lexi
37:47you guys like just so anxious to be in the bottom
37:50actually or is that what's gonna happen to you i mean we'll see what happens later let's say she
37:54comes back and likes james more but they're like yeah you can choose james or you choose reese and
37:59stay up here that's what that's what it is if they come back and and lexi ends up selecting james
38:04then i think i'll be banished to the downside i like where i'm at right now to try and stay
38:09up here
38:09for as long as possible because that's kind of because not only are you losing somebody but now you're
38:13going to the bottom he's like five five oh reese whoever lexi discards is going somewhere much
38:19deeper and much saltier than the downside
38:26what's your views on family family oriented is super important to me i have a huge portuguese family
38:31and then we're all just like super tight-knit i have two older brothers and so it's like the perfect
38:36dynamic biggest thing to me is like i would want to be with a man that's also like family oriented
38:40like understands like close to his mom i mean i was raised by my mom but i have sisters too
38:45okay like women and family are just like most important to me obviously like my partner has to
38:49be like in tune with that and understand it are you an effective communicator i'd say communication
38:55for me is obviously like top priority it's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of
38:59the
38:59day you should always want to keep trying harder for your person yeah you know obviously i'm trying
39:05real hard i went to the bottom of the boat i was expecting to go great but i was like
39:09wow this is
39:10like leaving me speechless she's like perfect for me like what i appreciate the most is you were like
39:16i would have tossed for anyone until it was like you the hard ones are the hard ones
39:24oh horny james is growing up right before our eyes but it may be too little too late with our
39:30first
39:31elimination tonight
39:42lexi and james are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages
39:48but trust me it won't last long
40:02what'd y'all do we rubbed each other with mud we we had a little massage and we had like
40:10a little
40:11shower rinse down together yeah i feel like it's tough because i did just have a really good time
40:20and then i come back and immediately i see reese on the couch and i'm like wow there are still
40:24obviously feelings there as well i'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now and i
40:30i just feel like i'm gonna cry attention children of the chakra put on your finest outfits and report
40:39to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony oh you're joking what what the
40:49fuck a plank oh
40:58hi hi oh no
41:05holy fuck that is crazy come on that's kind of high up right no this is probably 30 feet that's
41:12three
41:12stories right oh my god what is going on this is what we're doing this is part of the show
41:23oh my god
41:24this is scary as hell apologies what is this lexi you have a massive huge decision to make okay
41:39would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water reese you're welcome
41:47or would you like to climb james like a tree
41:53one more thing if it wasn't obvious whoever you do not choose
41:59will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me
42:07oh it's been tested multiple times you should be fine oh my god it's insane wait and are we gonna
42:15have to do that so basically now we're finding out that if a down sider goes on a date they're
42:21either
42:21gonna go top side or down to the bottom of the ocean who the came up with this idea because
42:28they need their brains checked out because this is insane boys it's time to take your planks
42:35one of you will be going overboard tonight wow this is real we're really in danger of all going
42:44home it clicks for me we're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen like none of
42:50us are safe but my stomach hurts oh my god yo this is nuts kids shifty all right no boys
43:13if you have any last words to say to lexi
43:16i suggest you go now and beg i did not expect to be here and be feeling all these things
43:24they're both
43:24great guys right now i do want to say it is 50 50. it's going to come down to what's
43:30set up there on the
43:31plank lexi honestly i want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday i feel like you and i had
43:38such
43:38good banter right after the couple ceremony and i feel like we got to know each other a good amount
43:43despite it only being 24 hours and so with everything that happened i think there's still a lot more to
43:48uncover about each other and i'll be excited to do that with you thank you
43:55so i want to say today i feel like our day was perfect not only because what we did but
44:02because
44:02i got to do it with you and the connection we have i think is everything that i'm looking for
44:09so i feel like that's very important to me and at the end of the day the best prize i
44:12can have is you
44:13thanks lexi it's time to make your decision who will you be sending overboard tonight
44:33the man that i am sending overboard is
44:43it's getting real now watch your back yeah who's gonna be the last one standing
44:52race
45:12that's insane oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god don't make me
45:19don't make me do that
45:46this season on love overboard we're here to have
45:49a good time make memories oh my god fall in love and that's what i'm gonna focus on
45:57we get to flirt shake a little drink a little
46:05the couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury nobody's safe while the downside
46:11singles plot for a topside takeover it's gonna be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in
46:18you're literally as low class like as they come with every dramatic challenge i'm gonna die every
46:25shocking revelation he did cheat on her every steamy hookup it was hot these singles will be
46:32breaking hearts and playing games it's on now i'm coming to get my lady and just when you thought
46:39it couldn't get any sexier guys there's someone else coming on the boat the shipwreckers arrived to
46:44claim all the booty i'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room i'm literally chatting with him
46:49those
46:49features are out for blood emotions will soar you're so dramatic it's too much get away from
46:55other hearts will break if i'm talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy what am i what
47:00are
47:00we doing i'm not going to see her and compete for a girl and only one thing is for certain
47:04i'm gone
47:05right now this is my last day no one is safe from the plank this is going to get messy
47:12what's he doing
47:14i can't watch this at the end of all of this there's only one winner and the rest losers
47:38you
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