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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 06: Culture Fit
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00:00Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:04Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:08Cooking it up. Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test
00:13of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:19Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:25Wow.
00:28My taste buds are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:33My mind is, like, exploding with color.
00:36Now we gotta give it the ratings.
00:46Signing off.
00:48See you next time on your next PJ's Snack Attack.
00:51Dessert.
00:56At Trukis Group, our business is your business.
00:59I have come to the decision to explore the sale of rockin' grandmas to the good people of Trukis.
01:05I kind of think she's hot.
01:08You hanging in there?
01:09I'm doing good. I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:13Oh my God, were you going to propose with that hat on?
01:15Just tell him I left not because I'm embarrassed or something.
01:16Just tell him I had diarrhea. Tell him.
01:24What's up, everyone?
01:25My name is Michael Swinson. I am the unreal hypnotist.
01:27I love your product. I have one in my bag.
01:30Oh, I'm just going to say it. I don't trust him.
01:37Bro.
01:38Bro.
01:49That can be like Arsano.
01:51Yeah, there you go.
01:52Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
02:00Okay.
02:01Hehehe.
02:10Okay.
02:16Today, on this schedule, we got talent show.
02:20Yeah.
02:20You know, I won the talent show last year.
02:23Okay.
02:24And I wanted to defend my title.
02:27You got to.
02:29Gosh, I'm so sad I'm going to miss it.
02:30I really am.
02:31Don't come.
02:32Don't miss it.
02:33Come on.
02:34I don't know.
02:34I feel bad about the whole proposal thing.
02:37Does it feel, like, cool now if I came back?
02:39It's like, oh, yeah, whatever.
02:40Water in the dam.
02:41Yes, yes, man.
02:41You'll be welcomed back with open arms.
02:43Like, this is a family.
02:45No matter what you guys go through,
02:47they're going to love you and care about you.
02:49And Amy's doing okay?
02:51Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
02:54Gosh.
02:56I'll give it some thought.
02:58Are you guys excited about the talent show today?
03:00Yes.
03:01Yes.
03:02Every year on the retreat, we do a talent show,
03:04and everyone gets to impress each other
03:07with our different little skills
03:08that we probably wouldn't know about
03:10if we're at the office doing our day-to-day jobs.
03:12Yep.
03:13Any sneak peeks for us?
03:15No.
03:16Anything you want to share?
03:17Not from me.
03:17I have something I want to share.
03:18Ooh.
03:19There may or may not be an extra surprise.
03:22Okay.
03:23All right.
03:24I miss Kevin.
03:25That's what I told him this morning.
03:26I really miss him.
03:27That's what I told him this morning.
03:28He didn't give me a sound frame.
03:30He said he was going to take his time,
03:31but he said he'll think about coming back.
03:33He won the talent show last year.
03:35Yeah.
03:35He sang My Way.
03:37Okay.
03:38And it was beautiful.
03:39He has a remarkable voice.
03:41Okay.
03:41Him singing is something I wouldn't pick him to do,
03:44but I believe it, though.
03:46The one thing I didn't tell him about yesterday.
03:51Yeah, so we had a pretty boozy late one
03:53at the dinner last night,
03:55so everybody came in kind of dragging.
03:58Did anyone else get sick last night?
04:00Yeah.
04:01It was fun.
04:02Glad I didn't get hypnotized.
04:05Wait a second.
04:07Next one of us.
04:08Shit, I bet you're glad you got hypnotized.
04:10Wait, what are you saying to each other or what?
04:12I was just saying I bet he's glad he got hypnotized.
04:16Well, I mean...
04:21Yeah.
04:22What's wrong with his neck?
04:23Spider bite?
04:24First of all,
04:25I know that things have been moving
04:28at a really rapid pace for you guys.
04:30Okay?
04:30I get that.
04:31And I'm sure that some of you are wondering
04:33how last night affects the deal
04:36that I'm negotiating with Elizabeth.
04:38I really think that we're progressing
04:39and this can happen
04:41and it's going to be a good thing.
04:43And we want to get this done
04:45before the end of the retreat.
04:46But I have stressed to her,
04:49your jobs stay intact
04:51or there is no deal.
04:54So, with that being said,
04:56Elizabeth wanted the opportunity
04:57to speak with all of you.
04:59Thank you, Doug.
05:01Hi, everyone.
05:03I want to say that, you know,
05:06I really just feel horrible
05:07about the whole hot sauce
05:08and the purse kerfuffle.
05:09So, I really do give you my sincere apology.
05:12I put the hot sauce in my purse
05:14because I thought it might ingratiate me to you all.
05:16And I realized that was a stupid idea.
05:18And we make mistakes,
05:20but we own them at Trucus.
05:21And I hope that you can see
05:23that it came from a good place.
05:25So, as a gift to you all,
05:27I called in a huge favor
05:29to get you a very special speaker today.
05:31We have Graham Gertz
05:33is our brand strategist.
05:35And he's going to come here
05:38in a bit
05:39to really share with you guys
05:40some mind-blowing strategies.
05:42And I hope you guys walk to Graham Gertz
05:45being open to walking into possibility.
05:48I want to start by asking a question.
05:51Who here wants to think outside the box?
05:56Outside the box?
05:57Outside the box?
05:58Okay.
05:58Well, you might want to go somewhere else.
06:00Oh.
06:01Because guess what?
06:04There is no box.
06:06Oh.
06:06Hmm.
06:07My friend, Kendall,
06:09she called me a few years ago.
06:11And she said,
06:12Gigi, I want to start a tequila company.
06:15I want to call it 213.
06:18And I said,
06:19you got the wrong area code, honey.
06:22It's 818.
06:25818 Tequila
06:26is now the number one
06:28selling tequila brand
06:30in the nation.
06:32Whoa.
06:33Wow.
06:34In the 22 to 23-year-old
06:38female demographic.
06:40Number one in the nation.
06:41It's okay to applaud.
06:44Yeah.
06:48We're standing right now
06:50at the base
06:51of the second mountain.
06:53I wouldn't be here
06:54if you guys hadn't already
06:55conquered the first mountain.
06:56Now it's about
06:57getting you to where I'm at.
06:59Right?
06:59Second mountain thinking.
07:02There I am.
07:03Second mountain.
07:03Here's you guys.
07:04Right?
07:05Now, by the time
07:06you get to the second mountain,
07:08I'll be at a place
07:09people at the second mountain
07:11like to call
07:12the third mountain.
07:13But
07:14let's not get ahead of ourselves.
07:16My team and I
07:17put together
07:18ten ideas
07:20that will take this company
07:21over the second mountain.
07:23Pickleball.
07:24Hmm.
07:24Like the bottle
07:25would be that?
07:26I don't know.
07:27Just ideas.
07:28We don't know.
07:29This is a smart bottle.
07:30Hmm.
07:32You can hook up
07:32the bottle to your phone,
07:33get the temperature.
07:35Who knows?
07:36I don't know.
07:39Actually, this is old.
07:40This is an old one.
07:41Virtua.
07:42No.
07:43No, this is old.
07:45NFTs, old
07:46AI.
07:47Right.
07:48That was a good one.
07:49We want to be doing that.
07:51Right?
07:51That's obvious.
07:53Now,
07:53I want to talk about the brand.
07:55I love what you guys are doing.
07:57It's brilliant.
07:58I wouldn't touch it.
08:01Would I tweak it?
08:03Rockin' Grandma.
08:05Where does that come from?
08:07What's the genesis of that?
08:08It's my great-grandma.
08:10Nice.
08:10I love
08:10a personal story.
08:12Yeah.
08:13It's really special.
08:13It's really special.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:15It really is.
08:16But let's take a step back here.
08:18So,
08:20here's a pitch.
08:23Rockin' Stepsister.
08:26Do you have a stepsister?
08:27No.
08:29Stepsister
08:29is the most searched-for relative
08:32on the Internet.
08:34Or at least on many of the websites
08:37me and my team have scoured.
08:40Because let's just be honest,
08:42grandmas, right,
08:44are generally old.
08:48You know?
08:49That's just one knock on them.
08:50You really don't like
08:52the stepsister idea.
08:54Yeah, I'm not a fan of it.
08:55You're not a fan of it.
08:56Why?
08:58Because I think what makes
09:00at least the name
09:01jump out
09:02is you don't see
09:03grandmas rocking out.
09:04So I think that's what
09:05catches the attention.
09:06The cleverness.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Okay.
09:08Stepsister, grandma.
09:09It's all subjective.
09:10It wasn't.
09:11Sure.
09:14He fits in with Trucus.
09:16He gives the same kind of vibes,
09:18the same kind of energy.
09:19So,
09:19there's positive negatives
09:21to both.
09:22Well,
09:22I'm positive he's yanked it
09:24to his own stepsister.
09:26I don't know.
09:27I'm going to be quiet.
09:29Sonny.
09:29Because I just,
09:30I personally feel like
09:30I'm bringing a lot of negative energy
09:32just because
09:32they rubbed me the wrong way,
09:34so obviously a driver
09:37with a class D class
09:38class D certification.
09:40Uh-huh.
09:41Actually,
09:41hold on a second.
09:42Excuse me.
09:42What time does the talent show
09:44begin tonight?
09:45Why do you care?
09:46That's our thing.
09:46We're making some plans
09:48for our performance.
09:49Yeah,
09:49your dad invited us to join
09:50and we're joining in.
09:52The f***.
09:53It's all right,
09:54child.
09:54It's all right.
09:55It's all.
09:56It's our talent show.
09:57Yeah.
09:57We do what we do.
09:58it's all right.
09:58It's all right.
09:59Let's show them
09:59what we got.
10:01Real quick,
10:02guys,
10:02I just want to say
10:03even though True Kiss
10:05has come here,
10:05I just want us to remember
10:06that the talent show
10:07is a big thing for us,
10:09okay?
10:09So I want us to bring
10:10our A-gang.
10:11We got to defend the title.
10:13Yeah, we do.
10:13Today is going to be exciting.
10:15I'm ready.
10:15Let's make sure
10:16that trophy stays here.
10:22Hey, guys,
10:23you know I told y'all
10:24there was going to be
10:25a surprise today?
10:26Yes.
10:27What?
10:28Bum, bum, bum.
10:37I was sort of
10:38feeling like
10:39I wanted to come back
10:40and Anthony
10:41was like very encouraging.
10:42He said,
10:43the water's warm,
10:44come on back.
10:45You know,
10:45so it was like,
10:46yeah,
10:46so I'm so,
10:47I'm really,
10:48really excited to be back.
10:49I do want to apologize
10:51for being inappropriate
10:53on the first day
10:54of the retreat
10:54and I do want to apologize
10:56to you, Amy,
10:57specifically for making
10:59you feel uncomfortable
11:00that day,
11:01putting you in that position.
11:02Thanks, Kevin.
11:03And I'm happy you're back.
11:04Okay.
11:05I'm very happy to be back.
11:06I'm very happy to be here.
11:07We love you.
11:09Let's have a good time.
11:10Let's do it.
11:10Yes, yeah, a good time.
11:11Of course.
11:12Yeah, you're okay.
11:13You doing night?
11:14Yeah, good.
11:15You okay?
11:15Kevin, are you wearing an earring?
11:17Yeah.
11:18Well, oh, yeah.
11:18Oh, no, yeah.
11:19This, yeah.
11:19No.
11:20Yeah, yeah.
11:21Have you always had that earring?
11:22Yeah, I've worn this
11:23at the office before.
11:24It's a new one.
11:25No, I wear this sometimes.
11:26No, you haven't.
11:27I've never seen that earring.
11:28No, it's cool.
11:29I would have noticed that.
11:31She's blingin'.
11:32Oh, it's a new one.
11:32It's a new one.
11:33But no, I've worn earrings before.
11:34Oh.
11:35You're right on time
11:35for the talent show,
11:36which is great.
11:36I was like,
11:37I can't miss this thing.
11:38I can't miss it.
11:39I gotta go.
11:40You gonna bring us home?
11:40Yeah.
11:41I mean...
11:41Have you been practicing?
11:43I have been practicing, yeah.
11:44I guess I want to ask,
11:45I know you passed the reins
11:46of Captain Fun over to me,
11:48so I was delegated to
11:49be the host
11:50of the talent show this year.
11:51Is that something
11:52I can continue to do
11:52or would you like
11:53to take over as Captain Fun?
11:54You have inherited
11:55the role of Captain Fun,
11:57so Anthony will be hosting
11:59the talent show.
11:59Are you better?
12:00Yeah, yeah.
12:01I'm looking forward to it.
12:01If you're good with it.
12:02Yeah, absolutely.
12:02Okay, okay, absolutely.
12:03I'm excited to do so.
12:04How you doing, TJ?
12:06How you doing?
12:07Good.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:08I have to tell you.
12:08Yes?
12:09Just so you know,
12:11the other night we went out,
12:12there was a hypnotist.
12:13Anthony got a little tipsy.
12:16Short story,
12:17Anthony and Amy hooked up.
12:21I just wanted you to know,
12:22just because you're
12:22walking back on this,
12:23you know what I mean?
12:24No, no, no.
12:25Yeah.
12:25No, no, no.
12:26Just kidding.
12:26I appreciate it.
12:27I appreciate how you look.
12:28Of course.
12:28No, I appreciate it.
12:30The full crew is back in action.
12:33Let's get to the seminar room.
12:36Hang back with me for one second.
12:38I just wanted to say real quick,
12:41PJ told me about what happened,
12:42and I just want to say
12:43it's all good.
12:45The heart wants what it wants.
12:46It's okay.
12:46You know, it's all...
12:48I'm a big man.
12:49I can take it.
12:50It's all right.
12:51I'm not sure what you mean.
12:52You know, I'm happy for you.
12:54For me?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Happy for me for what?
12:58I mean, we're adults here.
12:59You and Amy had one night stand.
13:00That's okay.
13:01No, no.
13:02That did not happen.
13:03Well, what happened?
13:04Not me.
13:05The other Anthony.
13:08Yeah, that's why I was like,
13:09I need you to clarify, man,
13:10because, you know,
13:12we need to be on the same page about this.
13:13Oh, okay.
13:14Oh, okay.
13:14So, other Anthony was hypnotized,
13:17and then Amy had been drinking a bit,
13:18so I think that kind of...
13:19Was she hypnotized?
13:21No, she was intoxicated.
13:23Wow.
13:25Other Anthony?
13:26Yeah.
13:27I mean, I guess he's...
13:29Don't go there.
13:30I guess he's tall.
13:31He's a tall guy.
13:31No, no, no.
13:32He's a good guy.
13:32Now you're comparing yourself to him,
13:34and that's not...
13:34No, no, no.
13:35I wouldn't.
13:35No, no, no.
13:36I wouldn't.
13:37I'm not saying he's better marriage material than me,
13:39or whatever.
13:39Yeah, I was saying.
13:40But he does have great calves.
13:42It does occur to me that...
13:45Because two Rockin' Grandma's employees
13:47are now in a physical relationship,
13:49I'm going to have to do, like, an interview with them.
13:51I'm going to have to, like,
13:51basically just, like, document their relationship
13:53and get their statements and everything.
13:54Hey, do you think you could help me out with that?
13:56Yeah, for sure.
13:57I just need a third-party witness.
13:59Yeah, I got you.
14:00I got you, man.
14:01All right, man.
14:01Absolutely.
14:02Uh, gosh.
14:07Hello?
14:07Angels.
14:08It's like angels right here.
14:10I know.
14:11Mm.
14:14We were grills.
14:16Warm hello.
14:17On the phone is PJ,
14:18making snack TikToks in this denim beret.
14:20This isn't even going to be one I use.
14:22Hey, it's hard, though.
14:24So the winner always gets this,
14:27the Grammy Award.
14:29You get it?
14:30And that's my great-grandma,
14:32and we're not letting Trucus
14:33get their grubby, freckled hands on it.
14:34That's what's up.
14:35Mm-hmm.
14:35Come on now.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Nope.
14:38Yeah.
14:40Hey, what do you think of this earring?
14:41Not yet.
14:42It looks good.
14:42They wouldn't take the ring back,
14:44so I was like, you know what?
14:45I'm going to turn that diamond into this.
14:47Oh, that was the diamond in the ring?
14:48This is the diamond from the ring.
14:49Okay, so that's real ice.
14:51No, no.
14:52It's like the most expensive jewelry
14:53I've ever worn, you know.
14:54I know this is awkward.
14:56We're all adults here.
14:58Yeah.
14:58Yeah.
14:58Whatever you need.
14:59Great.
14:59Yeah.
15:00This is very boilerplate kind of.
15:01Okay.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03And Anthony's going to be
15:04our third-party witness today,
15:05so thank you, Anthony, for being here.
15:08Okay.
15:09Please list below any relationship
15:11with any principal officer.
15:14This is, I think,
15:15I think we know who the relationship is between here.
15:17Yeah.
15:17Between me and another Anthony.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Have there been any public displays
15:21of affection witnessed by other employees?
15:24I mean, yes.
15:26Because I think PJ and Anthony saw.
15:28And you attested that, too, is it?
15:31Yeah, and I would like to say up front
15:33that there was just,
15:34there was enthusiastic consent
15:36from both parties.
15:37Big time.
15:38Passionate consent.
15:39Yeah.
15:40That's important.
15:41Yeah.
15:41And we were,
15:42we just kept checking in of like,
15:44um, I'd say like,
15:45is it okay to stick my tongue in your mouth?
15:47Yeah.
15:48And I did the same thing.
15:49Like, yes, it is okay.
15:50And is it okay if I stick my tongue in your mouth, Amy?
15:54And I'd say yes.
15:55That's fine.
15:56Totally consensual.
15:57Uh, thank you for being forthcoming.
15:59Any detail you want.
16:01Yeah, we just want to make sure
16:01we're doing this right
16:02and that you have all the information.
16:03That's what this is all about.
16:05Okay.
16:06Good.
16:07Anthony, I don't actually think
16:08I have your address on file.
16:10Oh, yeah.
16:11So I don't really have an address right now
16:14because a large infestation of black mold
16:17in my condo had to move out.
16:19Uh, well, I kind of need to put down
16:20an address of some kind.
16:22Um, do you have any?
16:23Well, why don't you just put,
16:25you can just put my address for now.
16:27Really?
16:28Yeah.
16:29I mean, so you just have like something on file
16:32and you can maybe stay with me.
16:34That would be honest.
16:35You know, I learned an interesting
16:36spaghetti fact the other day.
16:37One strand of spaghetti
16:39is called a spaghetto.
16:41A spaghetto?
16:42Yeah.
16:43Wow.
16:43Okay, that is interesting.
16:45It is interesting.
16:45Right?
16:46It's kind of like goose and goose.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:48Exactly.
16:49Yeah, so actually, um,
16:51Kevin, you can just put my address
16:52for his address.
16:53Oh, you're going to live with her?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:57Oh.
16:58What kind of mattress do you have?
17:00It's really bouncy.
17:02I like firm, but I could try.
17:05You know what?
17:06Can you do me a favor?
17:07It actually doesn't matter
17:08who asks the question
17:09and who witnesses.
17:10I think it would be more perfect.
17:11Could you just ask this,
17:12just this section?
17:14Is that okay?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Okay.
17:16I'm just going to witness
17:17from over here.
17:20Can you describe the incident
17:22in which your relationship
17:23crossed from professional
17:24into physical?
17:25Yeah.
17:25I actually crossed a lot
17:26off my bucket list that night,
17:28but it started because
17:30he brushed my thigh
17:32with his hand,
17:33and at first I was like,
17:35oh.
17:35And then I was like,
17:37oh.
17:38So then I kind of, like,
17:39leaned in,
17:40and I started sucking
17:42on his upper lip,
17:43and he started kissing
17:45my bottom lip,
17:46and then we had switched.
17:47Yeah.
17:49And I liked it.
17:51A lot.
17:51You know what?
17:52I think we're done.
17:52I think we're done anyway.
17:53Thank you guys so much.
17:55Oh, no, thank you.
17:56Do you feel like
17:57you have enough information?
17:58Well, we got enough information.
17:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:00Anthony, you think
18:00that's enough information?
18:03Yeah.
18:03Yeah.
18:11Hey, Anthony.
18:12So we actually,
18:13we're going to have to,
18:14Trucus, I guess,
18:15needs a little bit more time,
18:16so I'm just going to tell
18:17a woman who's about, like,
18:18twenty-one minutes.
18:19F*** down.
18:20I'm fine.
18:21I'm fine.
18:23Throw him last,
18:24or were they second to last?
18:26They wanted to go last,
18:27but Doug's tradition is
18:28the winner always goes last.
18:29Okay, that's what they had said.
18:31Although we've been in meetings
18:32all day with Doug
18:32to, you know,
18:33close the deal,
18:34we still found time
18:35to put together performance
18:36that I believe will be unstoppable.
18:40Hi, everybody, listen up.
18:42This is important, all right?
18:44This is called
18:44Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent,
18:46not Trucus Got Talent, right?
18:48Yeah, let's show him
18:49what we got, huh?
18:50Yeah, let's show him who we are.
18:51Rockin' Grandma's, baby.
18:53Let's go.
18:54Yeah, hands in.
18:55Let's go.
18:56R.G.'s Rockin' Grandma.
18:59R.G.'s Rockin' Grandma!
19:03Trucus is gonna go down
19:05because we're Rockin' Grandmas
19:06and we have to beat Trucus
19:07so they can know, like,
19:09okay, we don't around with anybody.
19:11Yes.
19:12I love that.
19:14Oh, my gosh, you guys.
19:15You look amazing.
19:17How exciting.
19:19Yes.
19:20Y'all ready to have a good night?
19:21Yeah!
19:24All right, all right, all right.
19:25So...
19:26Oh, there she is.
19:27All right, Charlotte is giving y'all
19:29a sneak peek...
19:29There she is.
19:30...of our Grammy!
19:32Yay!
19:34The winner of tonight's contest
19:36will receive this Grammy,
19:38awarded by Miss Marjorie.
19:40I heard that she is a tough cookie,
19:42so y'all better give it y'all's best.
19:44And I will be fair, but objective.
19:48So, first off, we had Jackie and her flute.
19:51Yeah!
19:51Yeah!
19:52Thank you, Judy.
20:02We all agreed to wow Marjorie
20:04by coming out of the gate.
20:05Hot.
20:06And then, you know,
20:07people made some other choices.
20:09ASMR.
20:11Woo!
20:12We have these spicy chips.
20:15Let's go for a ride.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, no!
20:28Get him some water.
20:29Do what?
20:30Do what?
20:33Are you okay?
20:34Okay, I'm okay.
20:35Listen to the steps.
20:36Listen to the steps.
20:37No.
20:38Oh, s***.
20:38Give him some water.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:41The scene begins.
20:42Come in, Bones.
20:44And you are Claire Coleman, IT.
20:47Bones is a procedural on the Fox Network.
20:49I agree.
20:5014 seasons.
20:51I agree.
20:51What do you think of adding a new special character
20:54to our marriage?
20:56Is it her?
20:57Yes.
20:59I'm in.
21:00Yeah, I'll be honest.
21:01I was getting pretty nervous
21:01because Marjorie hadn't seemed too stoked
21:04by anything we did.
21:06So I knew I had to get up there
21:08and turn things around for us.
21:12Back in, like, 2010, 2011,
21:14I got super into rave culture.
21:15My homie Squiggly had an extra ticket
21:17to hard summer
21:18and a hookup to some bomb-ass ecstasy.
21:20So I rolled my balls off
21:22and hooked up with this, like, smoking-hot chick
21:24who just had exes on her nipples.
21:26So that was kind of, like,
21:28the peak moment of my life to that point.
21:34Yeah!
21:35Give it up for Dougie Fresh!
21:37Fresh!
21:38Fresh!
21:40Fresh!
21:41Fresh!
21:41Fresh!
21:41Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:45Woo!
21:46Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:50Woo!
21:51Things started a little slow,
21:53but now we're just totally killing it.
21:55I mean, what a shock.
21:56PJ Snack Attack with Japanese chips.
21:59The flavors are fish, fish, and fish.
22:01What?
22:02Keto type A makes thieves shout,
22:04but Elizabeth got knocked the out.
22:06Woo!
22:07Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:09Woo!
22:09So they come in here trying to take over our talent show,
22:13apparently asking to be last.
22:15Yeah, they want it to be the last slot of the talent show.
22:18We don't play that.
22:18Kevin goes last.
22:20Kevin's going last.
22:21Do you know what Trucus is doing?
22:22No.
22:23Uh.
22:24Yo, at this point, I'm feeling really good about our chances.
22:27I mean, what's stupid Trucus gonna do?
22:30Next up, we have what I would like to consider our special guests from Trucus.
22:34We have them up next, so whenever you're all ready, let's do it.
22:37We are waiting for a Trucus team member to arrive shortly within...
22:43Oh, you know what?
22:44Actually, they're here, so just sit tight.
22:47So here we go, everybody.
22:49Representing the Trucus group, someone who needs no introduction.
22:54Who is that?
22:55Please give a warm rockin' grandma's welcome to two-time Golden Globe nominee,
23:00nine-time Grammy nominee, multi-platinum singer-songwriter, and recording artist...
23:06It's Sia!
23:08It's Sia!
23:10It's Sia!
23:10It's Sia, you guys.
23:11Thank you for coming.
23:13Thank you so much.
23:14Bye.
23:15Oh, wow, wow.
23:16So nice to meet you all.
23:18Give it up, everyone.
23:20Yes!
23:21Who the is Sia?
23:24What the hell?
23:25These people brought in Sia to our company talent show.
23:31PJ, you had zero chill.
23:33I'm sorry, girl, but it's Sia.
23:35Like, Sia!
23:37We're gonna get a private concert from Sia.
23:40Guys, this is next level.
23:42Bravo.
23:44Looks like I'm following Sia.
23:46I had no idea she was coming.
23:48I'm a fan.
23:48What are you doing?
23:49Well, I'm gonna sing.
23:50I'm gonna sing.
23:51Ooh, yeah.
23:52That's a little preview.
23:52I'm gonna sing.
23:53Kevin has such a good voice.
23:55He does.
23:56Can I see your bug bite?
23:57I didn't realize it was so big.
24:00Mm-hmm.
24:00Getcha.
24:01Yeah.
24:03Okay, how about that?
24:05Um, uh, Anthony, right?
24:07Um, can you...
24:09Well, we just set up Sia in a private guest cabin.
24:12Uh, please just make sure she has water, you know, drinks, green M&Ms, whatever she needs.
24:18Okay?
24:18Okay.
24:18Okay, great.
24:19Yeah, so, um, I was just kind of sitting over there to be her assistant, like, get anything she needs.
24:23Um, so we just kind of talked to her like a normal person.
24:26I didn't act like a fan like PJ.
24:27Ooh!
24:28Ooh!
24:29Ooh!
24:29The shade!
24:33I'm not ashamed of being a fan.
24:35The one thing I do need help with...
24:37Okay.
24:38...is...
24:38Which wig?
24:39It helps me sometimes if I see them on.
24:42Would you mind?
24:43You want me to put it on?
24:44Yeah.
24:45Normally I have people to help me to do this, but we're...
24:48Apparently they're a bit low budge here.
24:51Um, although they're paying me a ton.
24:54I bet.
24:54I'm very grateful for, um, going through a divorce.
24:58Oh, wow.
24:58I got the house, but he got all the crypto.
25:00I really need this gig.
25:02Oh.
25:02Hey, let's check you out in here.
25:04All right!
25:06Well, do you feel like a pop star?
25:09Uh, not really.
25:10Yeah.
25:12Or...
25:13Actually, I might go the curly one.
25:15Oh.
25:16I like this.
25:16I like the curls better.
25:17It's better, yeah.
25:18It just feels more natural for me.
25:19Yeah.
25:20It feels more natural for me too.
25:22Okay, so if you're gonna introduce me, I just...
25:24I'm...
25:25Because I'm a little bit particular, I love a little bit of pizazz.
25:29Pizazz, okay.
25:29I've got a special outfit, and I...
25:31It will fit you, and you look amazing in it, and it's Stockton Gabbana.
25:35What do you say?
25:37Well, there we go.
25:38Fabulous.
25:39All right.
25:39But weak ankles.
25:40Look who we have here, Sia!
25:43Oh, thank you guys.
25:47So as you guys know, we have a really special guest with us here tonight.
25:51Give it up for...
25:53Sia!
25:58Come on, come on, turn the radio on.
26:01It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
26:03Gotta do my hair, put my makeup on.
26:06It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
26:09Till I hit the dance club, hit the dance club.
26:12I got all I need.
26:14It was cool that they brought someone in, but you know, I did honestly expect them to perform themselves.
26:19It would've been nice to see what they could do too, but she killed it.
26:23Oh!
26:24Baby, oh!
26:25Yeah!
26:25So much light.
26:27Yeah!
26:28My coatца's URLs!
26:35Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
26:41Yeah!
26:41My coat Pascha's URLs!
26:55I'm losing my voice, I feel very hot, and I pass out.
26:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
27:04La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
27:08I love Cheap Thrills.
27:12Thank you so much.
27:15Have we got anyone else?
27:17I'm going to join you.
27:19Yeah.
27:21How about that, guys?
27:22Yes.
27:23Wasn't that amazing?
27:25All right, all right, all right.
27:28So our final act is the two-time champion,
27:32and he's here to defend his title.
27:35Give it up for Kevin!
27:39Now it's time for a real singer to take the mic.
27:42Let's get a real singer on the mic.
27:44Go, Kevin. Go, Kevin.
27:47Reigning champ. Reigning champ.
27:50You can do it.
27:52Thank you, Sia.
28:00Yeah, you know, I normally do an old standard song,
28:03but I decided to mix it up tonight.
28:06Not sure why.
28:09When you were here before
28:14Couldn't look you in the eye
28:20You're just like an angel
28:26Skin makes me cry
28:29Tell me what the f*** is going on.
28:32He loves Amy, and he thought that they were dating,
28:35so he proposed to her.
28:36She said no, and it was just like, we're just best friends.
28:39Oh, f*** the dog.
28:40But I'm a creep
28:45I'm a weirdo
28:50What the hell am I doing here?
28:55I don't belong here
28:59Oh
29:00Oh
29:05She's running out the door
29:08Oh
29:11I thought Kevin rocked.
29:13Yeah, I was really impassioned.
29:15He left his heart out there.
29:16Yeah, I thought it was beautiful
29:17what the hell am i doing here i don't belong here
29:29i don't belong here
29:34wow give it up for kevin
29:37yeah that's what i'm talking about that's what i'm talking about kevin that was amazing
29:46truly like that was personal beautiful loud wow i'm like moved i think i appreciate it thank
29:54you thank you i mean i just think the world of marjorie i think she didn't have to say that
29:59it really made me feel good and everything and um i don't know if she's single actually
30:06oh no i've learned my lesson i'm not going to propose in public no i wouldn't do that
30:13i don't know kevin i caught that song honestly just blew me away great are you saying we
30:23won oh no no the winner is sia are you freaking kidding what am i winning a grammy this is
30:32my
30:32first grammy you guys awesome and then she just left you should have just got on the bus with
30:41oh my god can you imagine oh guys let's have sand we want to give a warm goodbye right let's
30:49wave
30:50let's wave to her you guys
30:51i thought they won a first grammy you guys come on bye see you guys guys jump a little
30:59she's jumping you guys you want to mirror people they like you when you do that okay you know what
31:04let's keep it going keep the party going my arms getting tired i thought that was a bit much
31:09like when she left we like had to jump and wait for like 20 minutes
31:13bye bye can i just say trucus for the win yeah i mean i do think trucus cheated a little
31:24bit by
31:24bringing sia at the same time i'm not trying to take away from the moment it is definitely exciting
31:28to you know even be around her get to talk to her and like interact with her it's crazy it's
31:33crazy
31:33but i do feel bad for dougie though tonight did not go the way he wanted it to
31:38stupid talented sia oh look at me i got a voice or an angel
31:42doug can we finish up some of the talks in the business center yes i'll talk to you soon
31:46all right all right bye guys with everything that happened tonight how are you feeling about
31:51the potential trucus deal i felt you know a little confused honestly when sia showed up but
31:57i trust doug and they do they do have the resources that we want to grow and i heard she
32:03signed some
32:03things for you guys she signed my vision board and she said to pj love sia it was cool she
32:10came but
32:10sia told me that trucus paid her a bunch of money to perform so that tells you all you need
32:15to know
32:15about them facts i mean these people paid money to win our family company's talent show that's psychotic
32:25dog i mean oh excuse me uh excuse me sorry for interrupting but uh big news okay we have a
32:40deal
32:42we have a deal wow uh we're signing the papers tomorrow yeah are you okay i trust him i trust
32:50him
32:50yeah
32:59on the next episode of company retreat this is the end of our retreat but the beginning of a new
33:05era
33:06for rocking grandma and let's open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on this is
33:14just our way of welcoming you all to the trucus family we've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea
33:22i'm really excited and i really think it could be huge dad if trucus thinks they can just come in
33:28and do whatever they feel like they want to do they're in for a rude awakening amen to that
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