00:00Sorry, love. Why are you taking pictures of me, Paul?
00:08Because this is my boyfriend's parking place.
00:12You shouldn't be in here.
00:13I beg your pardon?
00:14You shouldn't be in here.
00:15Why?
00:16Move it.
00:17I presume that they're reading glasses, yeah?
00:19Are they reading glasses, yeah?
00:20Yeah, yeah. I've just taken the picture.
00:22What does it say right there?
00:23What does it say right there?
00:24I know what it says. I live here.
00:26Okay.
00:26I know what it says.
00:27It says visit. It's parking.
00:29Yeah.
00:30And my boyfriend, Shane Smith, by the way, is...
00:34Pardon?
00:36No, sorry. I didn't say anything.
00:37You obviously don't know who Shane Smith is.
00:40Okay.
00:41Let me just take it.
00:42I'm just going to...
00:44When he comes, which is going to be in a minute,
00:48and in case you've gone,
00:51I'm just going to show him what I've been talking to.
00:55Okay.
00:56You've been laughing at me.
00:58You're laughing at me, yeah.
00:59Who's your boyfriend again?
01:02Are you thick as well as rude and...
01:07No, I'm just a bit...
01:09I'm just a bit gobsmacked about who your boyfriend is.
01:12Shane Smith.
01:15Shane.
01:16Shane.
01:16Little boy Shane.
01:17It's a shame about Shane, right?
01:21Sure.
01:22Do you know what?
01:23You're...
01:24Wow.
01:24Have you broken your glasses?
01:25How have you done that?
01:26Do that again.
01:28Have you just...
01:29Your glasses just did the splits.
01:30Oh.
01:32Moses just split your glasses.
01:33You know, like...
01:34You know, like he split the sea.
01:35Shane.
01:36Shane.
01:37You ain't going to believe this.
01:40He's not going to believe it.
01:41Shane.
01:41There's some arsewipe.
01:43Arsewipe?
01:44Arsewipe.
01:45Parked in your place.
01:47I'm going to visit a parking bay, Lord.
01:48You're on your way.
01:49You are.
01:49Two minutes.
01:51I can't wait to see Shane.
01:53I can't wait to see Shane, Lord.
01:56Shane.
01:57Can you hear him?
01:58Yeah.
01:59You're right there, Shane.
01:59Shane.
02:01It's a shame that you're not here, Shane.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:05Have you seen the movie Django Unshamed?
02:09Okay.
02:09Have you seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?
02:12Okay.
02:14Okay.
02:15Is it sunny or is it shaming?
02:17Let me go and see.
02:18What?
02:18Where are you going?
02:19Oh.
02:20I'm waiting for that.
02:21You know what?
02:22I'm more...
02:22I don't know what I'm more impressed with.
02:24The fact that you've got a boyfriend called Shane
02:25or the fact that your glasses did what your glasses did.
02:29Are you doing it again?
02:33Are you doing it again?
02:35Are you laughing at me again?
02:36No, no, no.
02:37No, no, no.
02:38I'm just...
02:38No.
02:39I'm not trying to cause an issue or anything like that, yeah?
02:41Shane.
02:42Shane.
02:43Shane.
02:43Shane.
02:45He's going to eat you.
02:46He's going to eat you off.
02:47He's going to eat me up.
02:48Shane's going to eat me.
02:49He's going to eat you up.
02:50Is he?
02:51Bit you out.
02:52Have you got a Shane delivery in your house?
02:54What?
02:54You know instead of a Shane delivery, you've got a Shane delivery.
02:58Yo.
02:59Yo, well, oh my God.
03:02Oh my God.
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