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00:06You
00:51Don't you go get to work what's the point of work to get money I don't have any money that's
00:57because you don't find much
00:58gold that's because I don't do much money not for gold anyway wish I could go digging for gold
01:06couldn't be worse than my bloody job blimey I got to get to work wait I don't want you to
01:13go me neither
01:14but my boss whip me if I'm late I could talk to your boss me husband won't like that your
01:20husband
01:20could talk to your boss me husband is me boss so that'll be a short conversation oh why would
01:25they have a conversation about shorts
01:45I ain't getting flogged for this
02:10I mean this plumbing's a hundred years old the shield thing's busted here too and your cabinets are all
02:16rotten too so yeah I can give you a quote in the kitchen great great as soon as you take
02:22care of
02:22your unpaid invoices okay we can flood our way out of this okay fight your way out of it these
02:27are
02:27standover tactics give me no bite the throat no more bills but please pay within three days I mean isn't
02:32that a little harsh my other man is due tomorrow so he's trying to stay ahead of the curve you
02:36know
02:36he's trying to say he's single he's available he's interested we've had some unexpected costs we're down
02:41to one income so we'll just do what rich people do call his work subpar and refuse to pay oh
02:46hey
02:46mate Sony the real question is why isn't your husband getting his hands dirty there's some
02:51artisanal kombucha and you're not together from the farmers market yeah nice you can afford this
02:55yeah Rahim is still freaking out about me going floor remote my sprints about to kick off you okay
02:59great I gotta run is he running or sprinting surely sprinting away from manual labor so what does he do
03:05oh um uh he does a lot of techie stuff for this company and they do a lot of computery
03:09things um
03:11with IT um he's got a lot of gadgets oh you don't know do you I mean does he even
03:16have any money Kate
03:18look uh I should probably go yeah task is uh blowing up eh yeah yeah yeah totally yeah it's fine
03:24okay now drop a pen and pick it up like this yeah and then pick him up and drop him
03:28through the table
03:28yeah um I've got some other clients who pay me cash up front uh you reckon you could just do
03:34us
03:34like a bundle deal you know Lewis this is a really really big house full of um problems we've all
03:42got problems mine's not having enough money cheers for the booch bye Lewis yeah see you when you pay me
03:50hey I think my gold's in here go get your dynamite
03:56yeah yeah it was actually during the penetration test that they exploited the api hole within the vm
04:01and encountered antiviral issues what in the name of all things hole is he blathering about my boyfriend
04:07dale used to be on the phone talking about business stuff all the time he'd be like insider trading
04:12insolvent ponzi scheme I'll focus on the software background status with the insufficient ram
04:17user vulnerability insufficient rams the use of vulnerable is he in the wool industry like my
04:23daddy more like hot air industry he's leaving that poor girl to do all the work while he gas bags
04:29just like my useless excuse for husband yeah I know get yourself and your strap on away from me
04:37mm-hmm you actually popped up on the penetration test using the back door I'll be kicking you in the
04:41back door wish wish you won't be walking through me so I'd better get on to that strength and stress
04:49be brief for him leave me alone devil make splinters of your legs absolutely don't worry about it
04:56strap on even about in maybe two hours time yeah I'll absolutely just I need to go through the
05:01code
05:04June how did your gold get inside a brick wall I was working for my older brother Ying
05:09who was terrible here we go terrible just just terrible terrible and terrible worst boss ever
05:16he was mad at dad for sending us here and I knew he would take the gold for himself
05:24so I decided to hide it where chinese weren't allowed which now that I'm thinking about it
05:28we're lots of places piss off back to china get your own gold they're just learning too many immigrants
05:36but the closest one to my mining camp was ram's head inn
05:43before this place was a big old haunted house it was an inn for people during the gold rush who
05:48were
05:48in a rush to find gold and people who found gold who were in a rush to spend it
05:58the inn had superior quality rum oh but inferior quality brickwork
06:08it was 170 years ago but I remember it clearly now
06:12I hid my gold nugget right here in this brick wall and how big was this thing like a potato
06:20baby potato
06:22adult potato worth 500 pounds easy unless has the value of money fallen much since 1855
06:29don't listen to this scatterbrained celestial catherine he's been on this wild goose chase for 170 years
06:35I only chased that goose for two years and it didn't even have my gold look kate dying's a piece
06:40of piss yeah just get the crow in there and give it the old heave-o why am i taking
06:44building advice
06:44from a bikey because we had contracts with the construction union i was a safety officer
06:49hotel what did that involve oh you know if you're gonna kick someone's head in just make sure you're
06:53wearing steel caps all right let's pay some invoices
07:02excuse me i'm trying to read here yeah let's have a chat about why that wasn't safe excuse me
07:13yeah now that i'm looking at it i was trying to put my gold into the wall but then i'm
07:18getting it keep
07:20your wig on hey you're alive yeah you're awake yeah i'm so sorry for running off on you
07:35are you here for revenge revenge for what for running off on you why did you run off on me
07:41what i get in trouble for what for killing you but i'm not dead you will be me husband finds
07:47you in here
07:48what's he gonna do kill you life is pretty hard what have you got there anyway a present for you
08:02oh what is it it's a low button chinese radish i grow them secretly down by the creek where you
08:10tip
08:10out the chamber pots you're so clever too oh oh wow
08:23kissing mildred was like kissing a a beehive not as stingy but just as sweet and she was so beautiful
08:31hey oh you've got a really long lifeline but a really short lifeline what does that mean
08:37hey june i can't see any gold in here so just wondering what happened after you kiss the maid
08:41i use my tongue to oh no after that fun things involving hands after that well we did it june
08:46the gold i may have decided to hide it somewhere else now that i'm thinking about it because you're
08:51just thinking about that now there's no thinking involved i say give up now i still have a shred of
08:57dignity now come and turn this page i'm dead and i can't do anything
09:03kate your fancy man is giving me up the wall here now i'm not after complaining aren't you even as
09:10a
09:11miserable wee girl in the alleyways of hobart doing all i could to survive chopping up whale meat by day
09:17dodging syphilitic english soldiers by night well you weren't the only ones who suffered at the hands of the
09:21english aye but i would rather now fight a horde of ruling red codes than listen to your husband's
09:28mind numbing prattle for one more day to keep our ease a dos attacks and malware yeah sweet lord not
09:34again post-antivirus stand-up the white hats will use the results of the gray box to perform a deeper
09:38penetration test no false positives we don't want any false positives coming back to haunt us so i'll get
09:42the pod to start pulling together with documentation for the order i can't go to your walls i like
09:46it no but you still have time to ditch your lump of the husband before your old wound dries up
09:51completely again we're not married and this is working he is working i'm sorry just putting
09:55a few fires everything okay no you're a long-necked gangly hornet buzzing in my noggin hole everything
10:01is great eileen and i were just talking about which one's eileen again um the irish lady she ran
10:06this place as a pub she's lovely polite chasing me around the house like a fop-haired twerp and she
10:09was just telling me how lucky i am to shite talking cack puppet and i was explaining to her that
10:15you
10:15work very hard as a um it's um scrum master scrum master yes yeah yeah and i was just telling
10:22her
10:22how we really really need the money and if you don't stop droning the house in your blather i'll
10:27be taking drastic action yeah but hey i was just wondering would you mind just like sticking to your
10:31desk today and just keeping it down a bit you you want me to avoid a whole bunch of people
10:36i can't
10:37see you're here yes kate i remember now this is where i hit the gold now it's in the fireplace
10:47okay seriously kate sorry no joke i i could lose my job here rahim could fire me i'm sure that's
10:52not
10:52the case if we demolish the fireplace we can find out june i was talking to shaman okay the pantless
10:57miners here too hi rahim i've got the whole team here yep i will stay in the office i'm sorry
11:04you're
11:04dressed you're amazing we've got this babe thanks kate sorry boss yeah wi-fi's a bit patchy out here
11:09but got you now
11:16so june hey you are absolutely sure that the gold is in there as sure as i am that the
11:20moon is a big
11:21bowl of rice not only will you fail to find this gold you'll also injure yourself wielding that enormous
11:26implement with your fragile feminine limbs oh is that right you'll be right mate just remember all your
11:30strength comes from your legs yeah so what you want to do is sink down to your legs walk in
11:34the
11:34other room and get your boyfriend to do it you did it okay now look inside because like i remember
11:45when mildred went back to work i snuck into this guest bedroom and i hid my gold up the chimney
11:51and then
11:53oh my goodness uh hey what are you doing here uh um cleaning your chimney it's it's pretty sooty
12:03is it is it very sooty no no it's it's it's pretty clean now june just go with it go
12:10with what did i
12:12mention that this guest and i were um friends this is the sootiest chimney i've had my hand up in
12:18a long
12:19time oh and you're good at cleaning sooty chimneys are you there isn't a chimney in my village that
12:24hasn't seen my bristle brush oh good my husband hasn't been up my chimney for months but your
12:31husband's a banker i mean he could hire me you're so stupid she had like the silkiest hair and then
12:39she
12:40lent in and our noses were touching like puppies there's nothing in here and then we
12:45oh here we go wait wait wait wait wait wait is this just you bragging about girls no well
12:53there was this other other girl no no more girls june where is the gold different bedroom no it wasn't
13:00a different bedroom your mind is a sieve man you're remembering it all wrong and how do you know yeah
13:05how do you know that's classified gideon you better tell me what you know before i knock this whole house
13:15down well you're so stupid will you make my stack smoke oh i'm gonna smoke your stack all night long
13:28i love your sooty bristle brush
13:36you were spying on us i was not spying i was trying to read an open newspaper mate not cool
13:43interrupting the boss's rating time what's that about huh uh sorry gideon he has been looking for
13:50170 years why have you not had this conversation the less said about this tawdry business the better
13:56now everyone shut their sick mouths this is what happened i was here innocently reading the
14:04newspaper when in my periphery i happened to spy see a spicy encounter what was that nothing it was
14:14just just just soot just a big bit of soot oh now close your eyes
14:20oh no june june
14:34one moment
14:38go to the bed
14:46don't mind me man just taking out the chamber box oh you can do that later oh no it's a
14:51hot day man
14:55oh mildred hi
15:06it's a heavy one today it's a heavy one today i had a big breakfast
15:12mildred mildred wait the menfolk are getting back your husband might not appreciate a china man with
15:17his radish lurking about
15:21what radish
15:25if gideon's right then maybe my gold is lost forever and i've been wrong about everything
15:31i just can't believe it i'm sorry kate i wear nothing but i've become a heavy burden no people
15:37pooed in a bowl on the floor and then it just sat there under the bed all day oh yeah
15:44it was very
15:45fancy they put a cloth on top and sometimes even a sprig of lavender mate that sounds way better than
15:50your average truck stop meat pies and crystal meth not a great combo hang on june when you hid under
15:57the bed the nugget was in your clothes yes and then when mildred left you couldn't find it what if
16:02your nugget fell into the poo bowl what was the first part again june where did they throw out the
16:09poo bowls
16:16what was the second part again you're killing me
16:20yep yep yep okay listen mate mate we can't go live because the stocks are out of date and those
16:26fields need to remain empty see livestock empty fields this is all confirming my hypothesis cindy
16:32these are all sheep farming terms yep this was actually we mentioned this yep the software
16:38patches weren't updated for that malware what kind of a job is this no he's laying down oh it's just
16:44because he's been listening all day and listening for men is very tiring yeah i have to jump on yet
16:49another zoom with rahim and i'll try and talk him down okay right that's it what eileen what are you
16:57doing
16:57i'm only making him drunk as a lord then he'll be losing his so-called job and he'll be having
17:03to
17:04do his manly duty and help kid that doesn't sound very nice eileen
17:13hey rahim how are you boss
17:22so the white has to identify another hole in the system but we have it under control
17:28no this isn't about me being remote because you know what actually you're remote yeah you're remote
17:35professionally and you're remote emotionally and just once i'm like how are you sean are you okay sean
17:43you know what it's just me and kate in the middle of nowhere in this big house and i have
17:49been trying
17:50so hard you have no idea what i'm dealing with actually what you know what rahim shut up
18:04i'm sorry boss i think i've danced doji mambucha
18:15wow kate i've been looking for so long and this is the closest i've ever been
18:19has anyone told you're really clever yes but thank you i can finally take the gold back to my ancestors
18:27oh sorry what when we find the nugget i need you to bury it with my remains then i can
18:33take it back
18:33to my family in the afterlife the whole reason i haven't been sucked off yet june i thought the gold
18:41was for me you know to save us from bankruptcy nah okay focus kate when we find the nugget i
18:49need you
18:50to bury it with my remains so i can take it to my family in the afterlife my father went
18:56into debt to
18:56send my brother and me to australia to find gold and send it back to our family
19:08maybe my brother wasn't terrible maybe he was just responsible
19:15i really should have just handed him the gold so we could just go home
19:19instead i kept it for myself because i wanted to stay in australia
19:23it's sunny and the birds are nice but i didn't think i'd stay here for this long
19:28i was sent here to revive for my family but all i provided was shame oh but june your dad
19:33going into
19:33debt and sending his sons across the world to find gold i mean he took a gamble he loved gambling
19:37me meanwhile going into debt and starting a hotel with zero experience it's solid choice
19:45well don't be so hard on yourself i mean you demolished two rooms in a day that would have
19:50taken me at least a day june do you think hitting your head on that nugget gave you like
19:57eternal concussion no i've never played the drums hey hey so i totally lost it rahim and guess what
20:06he totally backed down babe that's great that's great i knew that he appreciated your computer-y
20:11skills you don't know what i do do you no i do you work at a tech company and you
20:18um allow me
20:20he works for a company that specializes in woolen products aka software software stuff sean and his
20:27team check the integrity of the carriages that transport the sheep to their foreign ports protecting
20:32them from pilots security measures viruses and unfashionables aka cheap malware i have no idea
20:44are you drunk i don't know how did this happen i'm digging for gold on behalf of my spouse
20:55because it belongs to a ghost that lives in our house and it's a cool power alee but can you
21:04save
21:05it for friday nights i was only after giving you fairly me booze breath so we'd be helping you do
21:08some actual work but the shame of it is it can barely hold a shovel what are the ghosts saying
21:13now
21:14that you look hot with the shovel in your hand and that he's far too frail to make it in
21:17the wool
21:17industry get help while you can and that you are amazing at everything you do high five
21:26are they high-fiving me yep yep they're all taking turns
21:34thank you kate for helping me get sucked off we haven't found it yet
21:42i think i did see you soon that's it
21:51tastes like ground yeah it looks like you hit the septic there mate we're gonna have to close
21:55this whole zone down i reckon i think i need a blood test
22:03you know they also threw poo bowls into the river now that i'm thinking about it
22:08so
22:11it's
22:20it's
22:37so
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