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00:01Ooh, you guys got compatible lovers.
00:03Hear that?
00:04Me and fame, supermodel and mine are compatible as lovers.
00:08Inappropriate. And what is this?
00:09It's a celebrity celestial sweetheart snap
00:11that determines your compatibility with celebrities
00:13based on your birth chart. You wanna try?
00:15Hell yeah.
00:16Absolutely not.
00:16Okay, when were you born?
00:18When were you born?
00:21Okay, I'm in. Go ahead.
00:22And which celebrity would you like to...
00:23Stanley Tucci.
00:25Truly?
00:28Says you're doomed.
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:30See? That's why I chose not to participate.
00:32Satan cannot get in if you do not unlock the door.
00:35Check Jon Bon Jovi.
00:36Okay.
00:38Also doomed.
00:39You know what?
00:41Mercury's in retrograde is what's happening.
00:43Try me and Stanley Tucci.
00:45Okay.
00:48Says you're soulmates.
00:49Yeah, yo!
00:51Up time.
01:09Like that's trash.
01:14Oh no. It's April Fool's Day.
01:18Ugh...
01:18Dun, dun, dun!
01:20Time for the worst person you know to think they're funny all of a sudden.
01:22i hate april fool's day people shouldn't have to go an entire day and fear someone pranking them
01:26who came up with this holiday some idiot that's who fool was right there speaking of fools where
01:35is morton every april fool's day morton goes above and beyond with his terrible pranks which makes
01:41him even more annoying than usual the only trick i want to see morton pull is a disappearing act
01:47straight out of my life forever actually he called out sick yes good i'm glad he's not here man walks
01:55around here on april fool's day like he's the king your coffee ava but i told you to curtsy when
02:00you
02:00bring this to me is this my favorite flavor that terrible kind you like yes ava of course it's your
02:05favorite just glad i can relax don't have to worry about morton and his god-awful pranks remember when
02:12he put toothpaste in the oreos and i had to eat five before i realized there was no new fluoride
02:16flavor
02:16yeah or when he gave me the fake scratcher to make me think i hit a jackpot i had already
02:21put a
02:21deposit down on my very own hot tub well with morton gone i'm sure it's going to be a very
02:26nice and
02:26pleasant day yes ma'am looking forward to a prank-free day of peace you know we don't have to
02:31look over
02:31our shoulder are you okay are you why why on earth what the hell you see this is what i'm
02:44talking about
02:44who would even think to do something like this somebody who doesn't give a rat's ass about the
02:48environment i don't know i can't feel right at home oh seems like the culprit left us a note
02:56you thought you were safe you're not flip it one more time to see if it's only addressed to you
03:03that is the handwriting of a child if it's kids doing this instead of morton it's worse they're nimble
03:08and undivorced and there's way too many of them we'll never catch them all you need to do something
03:13ava we cannot have all of these pranks it's going to disrupt classes oh that sounds like a teacher
03:18problem that has nothing to do with me because i don't get pranked never have never will so if you
03:23need me don't i'm gonna lock myself in the office for the rest of the day um keep the door
03:28to the
03:29teacher's lounge lock from now on godspeed all right well once again it is up to us
03:36maybe we can talk to the kids and get them to stop you know what
03:43i'm not doing this all day with these damn kids april fools day needs to be eradicated and while i
03:47may
03:47not be able to bring it down nationally i can stop the bleed in my own classroom action's imminent
03:55ava what are you doing what's it look like captains don't go down with their ship
04:01i hate practical jokes it's why i became a prepper after all what are natural disasters if not mother
04:07nature's cruelest pranks i got a reputation to uphold i don't get got got it now protect me with their
04:13life daya don't walk away from me i'm walking to my desk oh well take your post while i take
04:21my nap
04:23is that an eye patch i have to sleep with one eye open
04:30okay so i know that april fool's day is super fun but we need to focus on the fun work
04:37we have to do
04:38here today i'm talking word problems people right now who wants to tell me
04:52that's great guys good stuff it's a good one
05:02okay i take it back this is not a good one guys this isn't a good one what kind of
05:06glue is this
05:09now you know that i have gotten into my fair share of shenanigans like when i was a kid i
05:15put a for
05:16sale sign in front of pete giuardi's house and then someone offered his parents a boatload of money and
05:23they had to move which was that actually was kind of sad but anyway no one likes a good time
05:29more
05:29than your girl you know what i mean it's not that funny okay that is going too far cowboys that's
05:41not
05:42funny that is not why won't it some things stop laughing some things are not funny april pool's day
05:53billiards anyone i don't know if you noticed but your kids aren't here i did notice that but thank
06:00you mr johnson trying to come up with alternatives for april fool's day so what you got april cool's
06:05day that's when everyone turns up their ac it's pretty chill april jewels day is when you wear your
06:11favorite jewels ah this one's fun april rules day i thought you were serious about this that's it
06:21mr johnson you're a genius tell me something i don't hear every day
06:26i don't know who's gonna see look oh they got you with the glue huh yeah you look like a
06:31little
06:31samurai holding that thing what they do to you those little menaces they hacked my smart board and they put
06:39me
06:41in cowboy's gear
06:45and you need to give me a clean house uh jacob can you get it it's a snap it's really
06:52easy if your
06:52hands aren't glued um thank you you know what these pranks are worse than anything morton ever came up
07:01with we're not prepared for this this is a whole other level yeah who have they gotten so far me
07:06gregory melissa me i know they're saving a big one for me but i think i'm doing a pretty good
07:11job of
07:12playing it cool i hate this day i wish it would end okay okay whoa whoa wait have they gotten
07:18a barbara yet
07:24yeah barbara are you okay yeah why wouldn't i be they're pranking us with some serious heat yeah and
07:30you or i might be next oh nonsense jacob i am barbara howard these children wouldn't prank me
07:36but barb and i thank you for your concern but i've got to read to my class all right
07:45all right all right now remember we say excuse me that was you
07:49oh what is happening to me yeah well what'd you eat last night
08:00oh my god this is our worst nightmare
08:10oh satan's vapors i have been got damn barb a whoopee cushion that's the oldest trick in the book
08:19to be perfectly clear it wasn't me i do not pass gas at work or ever
08:26barb or ever a refined woman such as myself does not break wind she is the wind
08:36no no oh this cannot be tolerated look i agree with barb look at my hands damn you ashy oh
08:44jesus is
08:45that leftover glue or shredded skin you know it's funny you should ask it's a painful combination of
08:50both these kids are ruthless tell me about it they swapped my mouth water for sprite i'm off the
08:55whole third floor before i even thought of doing a taste test this is limited fresh but not the way
08:59you want well they still haven't gotten me yet which is somehow worse than getting pranked
09:03because every waking moment is an anxiety-ridden nightmare which maybe is the prank i don't think
09:08so buddy yeah now what the hell are you doing you gotta ask this already over for you no i
09:15can't take it
09:15any more i'm gonna prank myself no god no no the kids they'll call you mr p i don't have
09:22any other
09:23choice oh god no oh the kids will think i've already been pranked and that'll be the end of it
09:31oh you
09:34kids really did it this time oh god i am so humiliated you made it look like i is that
09:42my bike in the trophy
09:43case oh my god how they dismembered her oh they can't possibly do this all day we can do this
09:55all day
10:04oops i found a mistake
10:09see this is exactly what we're not going to do today the mistake was thinking that it was
10:13welcome to serious day daya what's happening out there is it dying down last i heard they put miss
10:20gibson's desk on the roof and filled the librarian's hat with popcorn it's a blood bath this has got to
10:28stop attention students happy april fool's day you've all had your fun but this has gotten out of
10:33hand people are scared and your beloved principal is in isolation so y'all need to wrap this up
10:39seriously guys i am offering 100 000 robux to be split amongst you to cease the pranking immediately
10:46thank you these pranks have been too good to sell out besides i still have robux saved from christmas
10:53okay look i would never ask you to snitch in fact i think these pranks have been really clever
11:00kind of thing that's got your fingerprints all over them flattered but i'm not the ringleader yeah but
11:07i bet you got the juice to make it stop unless that maybe we form an alliance maybe you don't
11:13prank
11:13the middle school teacher who wears her glasses in the super cool way it's not that cool okay fine
11:20i'll give you three bathroom passes to use however you want make it five oh geez okay can anyone guess
11:30the first tradition of serious day being serious always before you prank you think with facts and then
11:40we prank no no no no no pranking the opposite of a prank is a fact and on serious day
11:46we share facts
11:50yes did you know that the fear of a long word is called hippopotamus drosus squipteliopholia
11:57did you know that the chicken is the closest living relative to the t-rex
12:03see all of these things that make you forget about april fool's day right yeah good because we have even
12:09more serious state traditions to look forward to one staring contest two thumb war which is an act of
12:18war so it's very serious and maybe just maybe we'll listen to a little serious xm
12:26put me in commanders i don't care giants put me in patriots okay we're not patriots but dallas you're gonna
12:33do
12:33that oh today has been rough tell me about it do you know how many p puns there are and
12:40i still have
12:40to reassemble an entire bike to get home i just want to reiterate that flatulence that you all heard
12:46was not me we know barb it's okay you can sit down the room's been locked we're safe in here
12:53oh thank god
12:54for that i feel like i can finally relax those little backstabbers replaced my branzino with a big
13:12mouth billy bass backstabbers yeah i cut a deal with courtney so they'd stop pranking me can't make a
13:19deal with a prankster so egg on your face oh and flower on yours what is that
13:26yeah this flower wait a second how did this happen teachers were the only people with the key to the
13:33lounge which means an adult is helping the children yes morton i bet this is all him from afar he
13:40lives
13:40in the walls who calls out sick on april fool's day a sicko that's who somebody get him on the
13:45phone
13:46and not me because i do not have that man's phone number i got it
13:53hi janine wow it's nice of you to call and check up on me oh hey jacob cut the bowl
13:59morton we know
14:00you're behind the pranks happening today at abbott what pranks i've been in the hospital for days
14:05it turns out staph infection is no joke in fact it's pretty serious okay well that's good we'll talk to
14:11you later well if it's not morton who could it be melissa are you gonna eat that
14:26okay look if it's one of you guys just fess up so we can start the scolding and get it
14:30over with
14:30this has to be ava no one else could pull this off how she's been locked in her office all
14:35day yeah
14:36yeah i find it suspicious that barbara hasn't said anything since she passed gas i did not pass gas
14:43and i'm beginning to think it was you mr johnson if i broke wind everyone in here would know no
14:51the
14:52pranks oh okay in that case it wasn't me you know what i'm having a hard time believing that it
14:59wasn't
14:59jacob given how much you hate morton and his favorite holiday really you think i would do this to myself
15:05someone's gonna think i'm doing white face that's true it's not jacob well maybe it's you janine oh
15:10me i'm too short yeah it's true yeah yeah it was melissa oh shifty-eyed she meant to me
15:17ah wait wait wait wait where's gregory oh yeah he hasn't been got since the saran wrap which he may
15:26have done to himself to throw us off his scent who's genius really yep handsome genius there is no way
15:33that gregory did this all right he cannot stand april fool's day so let's get real how well do you
15:40know
15:40him really really know him oh my god he did do it oh okay now that we've learned about the
15:48serious
15:48art of refereeing let's take a moment to have a serious discussion about the fun but strict rules
15:54of basketball there he is hold on you guys here to check out serious day gotta say it's a hit
16:02zip it
16:03silly boy what yeah we're here because we know what you've been up to slick we know a teacher has
16:08been
16:08helping the kids with these pranks and you being cooped up in your room all day has just been a
16:11little
16:11too suspicious are you going gray how could you do this to us to me why would i be the
16:17one pranking
16:18y'all i was a victim too do you not remember when i almost broke my neck walking through saran
16:21wrap
16:21earlier oh that's what you wanted us to believe but we don't i understand you lying to janine
16:26but me i thought we had something now what's the point of being principal if you got to make your
16:33own
16:33coffee these kids got me talking to myself like some kind of damn recluse or a loser or janine
16:44this tastes like vinegar
16:50somebody tamper with this i've been right i just got got but how now who would have known to put
17:00vinegar in my favorite i know who it is look y'all it's not me janine i went into work
17:09with you this
17:09morning when would i have had time to saran wrap the whole lounge yesterday after school we rode home
17:15together and we watched the steve harvey show oh yeah i forgot that episode was so funny see regina
17:23she couldn't take a hint that you said in levita they didn't want her on the ski trip and so
17:27steve was
17:28guys guys guys guys look while i too enjoy the comedy of the steve harvey program there is still
17:32a mystery afoot and if gregory isn't behind all of this then who is probably whoever's doing that
17:41oh my god now what
17:45what all right kids take a serious file somebody help me i'm a child
17:54oh no a child
17:58janine that voice does not belong to a child where's janine today who is doing this it's her it's her
18:08who
18:09what are you who are you who are you who are you who are you who are you who are
18:15you who are you
18:18wait so just to be clear there's no child in here no
18:24sorry so it was you you're responsible for all of these pranks me and the kids when i learned morton
18:32wasn't coming in i thought to myself finally his pranks are weak amateur and childish wait wait did
18:40you poison morton you can be honest with me i get it what no well the man is in the
18:46hospital was he okay
18:47oh who cares let's get back to the point when he didn't come in i knew that this was my
18:52chance to
18:53take center stage and show you what real pranks look like i love april fool's day in fact i was
19:02literally
19:03born on it wait so today is your birthday and we forgot it every year
19:15well happy birthday to you happy birthday you're fired really after today
19:25paper fools well this was fun all right everybody back up so i can clean this up
19:34gregory you want to tell us more about this serious thing yeah because i'm not going through
19:38whatever this was again so serious day was an idea that i got from mr johnson i remember as a
19:46child
19:46when i was watching c-span with my father and my cousin tied my shoelaces together and
19:51i just couldn't let that stay not bad phone for a civilian
20:02anything else before i head out no i just wanted to say you look radiant
20:09did you do something new with your lanyard no oh so those pranks you did were really good
20:17i was just telling those sean we need to recruit you to prank his landlord begging for money every
20:21month grow up right am i right
20:28so just to clarify the pranks are done i don't know there might be one hidden around here i probably
20:34forgot
20:38about
20:39cool that's cool
20:44there isn't a hidden prank but she'll always think there is
20:55are you sure you don't want to ride nah you might not know this about me but i'm a bit
21:00of a nerd for details
21:01putting this thing together i dare say it's as easy as riding a bike all right she's back
21:14come on kid let's go yeah okay i'm right behind you could you yeah nevermind
21:24delicious
21:25you
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