00:00Why didn't you just say that you hadn't read the book?
00:03Because I didn't want him to think I was stupid.
00:05I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you.
00:10Phoebe.
00:11Yeah?
00:11Phoebe, your note, amazing.
00:15Not only did no one touch my sandwich,
00:18but people at work are actually afraid of me.
00:21Yeah, a guy called me Mental.
00:22Mental Geller.
00:24Yeah, I've always wanted a cool nickname like that.
00:28You know, the best you got in high school was a wet pants Geller.
00:31That was the water fountain, okay?
00:35Anyway.
00:38People are writing reports for me,
00:40pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule.
00:43I'm telling you, you get tough with people
00:45and you can get anything you want.
00:47Hey, Tribbiani, give me that coffee now.
00:59This is really fun.
01:02I've been wondering if you're ever going to ask me out.
01:04So, you, uh, still wondering?
01:07No, we just went out.
01:12You're smart.
01:13I like that.
01:22Oh, candles.
01:25What is that?
01:26A blanket?
01:27A video camera?
01:28Oh, my God.
01:30I can't believe you thought that
01:32you were going to videotape us having sex on the first date.
01:40Hiya.
01:43Joey, is what she just said, um...
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47God, look, you were actually going to...
01:53What is going on here?
01:57And with Chandler in the next room,
01:59what are you, sick?
02:05I'm Joey.
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