00:00find a selfless good deed. You know that really old guy that lives next door to me?
00:04Well, I snuck over there and raked up all the leaves on his friend's stoop, but he caught me,
00:08and he, like, force-fed me cider and cookies.
00:13Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass.
00:17Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.
00:20I will find a selfless good deed, because I just gave birth to three children,
00:24and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right.
00:28Hey, Monica?
00:29Monica, can I ask you a cooking question?
00:31Sure.
00:32If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
00:39Chandler?
00:42Is he?
00:45You know, I think I'm going to respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
00:50Why?
00:53I mean, if this guy was me, and it was me who would learn that it was me who was
00:57the best you'd ever had,
00:58I'd be going like this.
01:09All right, Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry I can't move to London without Ben.
01:16I understand that would be difficult.
01:19Would you please consider moving here? I mean, you were going to move here anyway. Why can't you just do
01:23that?
01:25I don't know. It's just...
01:27Okay, okay, okay, but I know that even though I've been a complete idiot up till now, I mean, you
01:35have to come here, you have to, so we can work this out together.
01:39All right.
01:42All right? Did you just say all right?
01:43I did. Now I'm the idiot.
01:46Oh, Emily, that is, that's so great. That's going to be so great. We're going to be like, like, like
01:51two idiots in love.
01:57Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.
02:00Yes, tell me.
02:01Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire
02:06family, all my friends.
02:07I know. I am, I am so sorry.
02:10And then, after deciding to forgive you, seeing you at the airport, catching our plane with her.
02:17Again, very...
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