#video #pushers s01e06 skyfire Episode 6 Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is onto us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:31You make it sound like he's dead!
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures,
00:49leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56..in which case it'll only make him stronger.
00:57What? I'm not diabetic.
01:01Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10Well, that's a spice.
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two f***ing days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus, can I?
01:57Will you get the kid off to her exam?
01:59If you want something killing properly,
02:02you can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:21Alright?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey,
02:28and I'll be back before you can say it.
02:32F***ing move!
02:33Alright, then. Come on. This way.
02:36Sorry.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:46He planned.
02:47Shabbat.
02:48We picked the pricks at death for the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we claim he was a hungry boy, and he slipped.
02:55No, we...
02:57We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face,
03:00then plant a tree in commemoration,
03:03then piss on him!
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake,
03:07we planned the space on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it,
03:16and with the dirty money,
03:20and Daphne.
03:22Those were important medical notes.
03:23I'll meet Lenny,
03:26begging forgiveness,
03:28my sincerest apologies
03:33for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly okay.
03:41I forgive you.
03:42And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money
03:54is Daphne
03:57and a kilo
03:59of space
04:02directly connected Lenny
04:06to the black's new supply line.
04:11So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my lockout.
04:28I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And they can alert their pellets
04:35over their rats, Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You'll knit, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag and lend.
04:47You and Max and Pat
04:50will leave town for a bit
04:55till the heat dies down.
04:58There will be three of our drugs
05:03and we can finally go legit.
05:10OK?
05:12Wait, can you say that again?
05:16Oh, this is their way out.
05:21Emily?
05:22Not their way out.
05:24What are you doing?
05:25Where are you doing?
05:26Get out of here!
05:31Get out of here!
05:33Get out of here!
05:35Buy it!
05:35Get out of here!
05:36Don't move.
05:36Don't move.
05:37Get out of here!
05:40Get out of here!
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Massey and me.
05:44Stuck him in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look, they're a wine board
05:58Daddy's acting weird again
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam
06:09Right, let's go, man
06:10Let's go
06:14Here
06:17It's dead, Daddy
06:18That's it, it's dead, it's dead
06:20It's all right, Daddy
06:25Why don't everyone look like that bastard same?
06:33Come on
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, no bladder and that
06:38It's just like real life changing shit, you know
06:42I'll be all right
06:43I think we'll all have wee bags
06:45One day
06:46Yeah
06:47Save so much time
06:49Yeah
06:53There you go
06:54I just went whilst Mickey and I got in touch with you
06:58Right
07:01All right, come on, let's go
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go
07:08Come on
07:11Here, how are you in?
07:14Push, well done you
07:17Push
07:18Here we are
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, Doctor
07:20No, no, we're not
07:24Oh my God
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus
07:30She's doing a poo
07:31Why?
07:32Why?
07:39That can't be arse, Sean
07:40It's not me
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean
07:48Well, it is me
07:48We've not seen you in a while, love
07:50She'll pop care lo
07:56Oi, stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Fuck!
08:01Baby, Je, Jake!
08:06Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:08Oh, mate
08:08Just move, yeah?
08:10Fuck!
08:13Fuck!
08:14Fuck!
08:15Fuck!
08:17Fuck!
08:17Fuck!
08:19Fuck!
08:20Look!
08:27Am I?
08:29Dad!
08:30It's not my blood.
08:33Isn't it strange?
08:35Fucking stay there, you!
08:36Yeah, mate!
08:37Excuse me, man.
08:46We're too far gone for a section.
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate.
08:50We are at the second stage, so maybe a Bontu's advisable.
08:53Oh, yeah, right, me old friend Bontalu.
08:55Yeah, nice and hot, like, yeah.
08:57Er, what?
08:59Er, always gets things moving, Farmer.
09:01Did you just say Bontalu?
09:02What is that?
09:03It's, erm, it's the same word.
09:06Think Bonta.
09:07It's the thing what you said.
09:09Er, vacuum extraction.
09:11You want to suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:20What the fuck am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby.
09:24I'm sorry, I can't.
09:26I'm just not ready.
09:27It's all right.
09:28It's all right.
09:28Don't worry.
09:29Maz, mate.
09:30Shall we do this?
09:32Yeah, yeah, I'm not nervous.
09:40Right, all me back.
09:41All the, give it my bump, bump action.
09:46I'm sure I bought some of my like this off Kangol.
09:49You said that he'd help me with me confidence issues.
09:52It's all one to me too, man.
09:54Didn't fucking work!
09:56Sorry about that.
10:14You are so fucked, little lady.
10:17I have a Daphne.
10:23I mean a groan.
10:25I have a groan.
10:36You look after it?
10:41Stop!
10:43I'll show!
10:47After you fuck-face.
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh no!
10:52you have got some elephantine bollocks fucking about on my streets what are you doing stop that
11:01my apologies for dealing drugs in your town i hate dealers like you you fuckers you spread
11:14misery like it was butter i have kept this town clean for years there are rules clear simple
11:22rules why the fuck doesn't anybody get that you're very welcome to buy my good clean weed you're very
11:30welcome to snort my good clean gat but if you want to huff some evil fucker spice or inject shitty
11:39heroin into your penis so you end up with an infection and the nhs amputate your legs and you
11:45face a life of begging lying on the pavement drooling then fuck off the hole agreed hole is shit
11:56oh god the baby looks distressed the baby's distressed i'm fucking distressed get out
12:21now before i begin a procedure would the patient please consent to a group of student doctors
12:26witnesses witnessing you would you stop that excuse me do you work here no i mean yes um i work
12:47here
12:47um welcome is this recorder for sale um yes um it's foodie pens um let me put in the case
12:58for you
13:03daddy yes why am i getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned
13:08she has her exam in 20 minutes and what the hell's going on here oh here you are um
13:19this is for you it's a new recorder love for your exam and this lovely bunny is for you
13:27and it's for me too it's a joint present from you no it isn't
13:38god girl bye bye bye oh no bye yeah bye bye bye
13:49well just text me later then em yeah
13:54what
13:58fuck it man fuck it that door opens yeah you get in there look like you fucking belong there man
14:04i don't i don't i don't really think i'm up to deliver another baby today
14:08oi stay there come on you're mine
14:13alright mate i got your bit
14:20heyo big fella
14:22that almost didn't
14:31oh god
14:40oh god
14:42welcome to the interaction
14:44sanctum
14:46sanctum
14:48why are you covered in in jam
14:51it's the blood of a stranger
14:54why are you covered in jam
14:58also the blood of a stranger
15:02open this fucking door
15:06i will tear this slab of dead fucking tree off its fucking inches you fuckers
15:13excuse me mr kennedy
15:16excuse me mr kennedy
15:18oh
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16:30I think I'll do what right in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least you finally get laid, man.
16:44Yeah.
16:49Right.
16:54Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59There she goes.
17:01Step out slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09A toast to our heroic doctors.
17:12Where with me and little Ewan minibus Mazze Thompson be without you.
17:17Cheers.
17:19I ain't worn this suit since the day you got stabbed in my own.
17:22Time's your bladder, man.
17:23I'm not worn this suit since the last time I was in court for double manslaughter.
17:26Got away with it, though, didn't I?
17:28Funny times.
17:29Yeah, I've been there.
17:32What?
17:32He got away with it.
17:37Hello?
17:38Joe speaking.
17:43Yeah.
17:45So, have you two, you know, have you fucked?
17:57Oh, um, ooh, uh, yeah, yeah, um, loads exhausting.
18:25Oh, mate, you could be getting railroaded by a 60-year-old farmer dinner later called Tiny in Prison Bog
18:30right now.
18:30Oh, no, what a shame.
18:34Right.
18:35Finish that.
18:36Then get out.
18:49Um, you're finished.
18:52Get out.
18:53Thank you very much.
18:54Twat.
18:56So, it's going well with you and Leo, then.
19:03She's still annoyed because of, you know, murder.
19:07What murder?
19:07Murdered me brother.
19:08I was ready to go down with you, you know.
19:16I still cannot believe we got away with it.
19:23It's her.
19:24This is her fucking gun.
19:26Down.
19:26He's got a gun.
19:27No.
19:28It's my bag.
19:30You.
19:32It's you.
19:33Fucking hell, you're still going, and that's my bag, man, not her.
19:37Check that bag and search him.
19:43Oh, for fuck's sake.
19:45Finally.
19:47I'm sorry, Dad.
19:52It's clear.
19:53Nothing on him.
19:55What?
19:56Check the recorder case.
19:58I should check the recorder case.
20:04Gotcha.
20:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
20:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
20:09And what the hell's going on here?
20:12I should have known it was you.
20:15See you in a decade.
20:16Take him away.
20:17You're welcome.
20:18You're amazing.
20:19Can you see into the future?
20:21Do I ever learn to swim?
20:23Do me and Maz ever make it to Moon Slash Mars?
20:25Will I ever not be lonely?
20:27Do dog shoes ever take off?
20:28Will I die naked?
20:30Or in pyjamas?
20:31Actually, no, no, no.
20:32No, don't tell me.
20:33Don't tell me.
20:34I want it to be a surprise.
20:36Okay.
20:39Er, pints.
20:41Hey, where's everyone's favourite mentally ill alcoholic?
20:46Gando?
20:47No, the other one.
20:50Oh, Sean.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:54There now.
20:54Hello.
21:12Cheers.
21:17You know what?
21:18I could get used to this muck.
21:20Well done, everyone.
21:21We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy.
21:24Other than the lost bladder.
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Talentsen Althwaite in episode 748 of The Bill.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers.
21:48Are we even?
21:51Yep.
21:52Pint.
21:53Pint.
21:55So, where were we?
22:00Hello, you in.
22:02No, them.
22:04No, them both!
22:08Drunks.
22:09Crikey mousics!
22:14Yes.
22:19Bastards.
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class.
22:23Let's go.
22:24You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy bear.
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts.
22:39Hmm.
22:58Gov, there's someone here to see you.
23:01Hello there.
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:10I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:14I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:29I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:40Oh, you're my little choicest.
23:41I need you to arrest me, daughter.
23:42I need you to arrest me, niece.
23:43I need you to arrest me, girl.
23:44And I need you to arrest me, girl.
23:44Well, I need you to arrest me, girl.
23:45You
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