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pushers s01e01 skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Are you? Don't fucking me!
00:03Oh!
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:17Man!
00:18Are you alright?
00:27Get it!
00:32Rock!
00:37When man came in,
00:40don't one look at me
00:43and cut my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication.
00:55Whoop!
00:57On the exit side.
01:00I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:11How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drag one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:34Your words.
01:36Well, no.
01:39Not today, but...
01:41Not in pain.
01:42Well, no.
01:44Don't worry that.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:51Oh, God.
01:58Come on.
02:01Oh, God.
02:06Sorry.
02:08Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10You're, um...
02:14Don't I, um...
02:19I wish I'd been a co-op story.
02:21I don't shop in co-op.
02:24I thought she'd growls are not big enough.
02:33I think we went to school together.
02:40You and Sheridan.
02:42Right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck!
02:47Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:53Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
02:59The other one.
03:00Wendy.
03:02Potato, potato.
03:04I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:09Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:20I'm not pale, but I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Ma'am.
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:45Just your regular doula dent over here.
03:47She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right,
03:51but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Sleros.
03:55And watch out my view.
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:09And I do genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:13But...
04:13I'll have an ankle completely fucking back.
04:19So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:25We check if workplaces have accessible rooms.
04:33And then we give him a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:45So, the toilet's pay well?
04:48It's voluntary.
04:51But Joe, our boss, she's amazing.
04:57She'll start paying us soon.
05:03We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:14Yeah.
05:15It is.
05:16Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah.
05:21It does.
05:23Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:24You need 50 squid?
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:28Flat 42 going at house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clams, flashlights.
05:40I've flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:46With pay also a bit dodgy.
05:48Aye.
05:49Where is it?
05:50See yourself.
05:53I'm saved under fit boy from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:03Will.
06:05I won't.
06:06Will.
06:09I won't.
06:12Fucking will.
06:14I won't.
06:16Will!
06:27Mr. Andrew Haddon.
06:28My name is Hope.
06:29And I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called Wheat CU.
06:34It is now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr. Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you, Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken.
07:20So I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal?
07:22Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:25Hurry up.
07:27Oh, I...
07:28I signed for a parcel for Joe.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal deal.
07:44Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:47What is this?
07:49What is this?
07:52What is this?
07:56Hmm...
07:57Joe!
07:59I got a notification about a parcel.
08:01Hi, Joe!
08:03No.
08:04A parcel.
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours, drop it off, cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36To run every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:49Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:59No.
09:00We, er...
09:01We rang up and actually, they have a life.
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll open my two pence.
09:18Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically, that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35But listen, lovely, I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:42Book assessments.
09:44And then...
09:46Perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:51But if nothing improves by the end of the year, we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
10:11Go on, my little feet.
10:12You wanna look for...
10:13Come on.
10:14Go on, my!
10:16Go on, my!
10:16Go on, my!
10:18What am I?
10:19What am I?
10:19Oh, God.
10:22What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:37Caca! Caca!
10:39Caca!
10:41The bin.
10:43What?
10:45The bin. The green bin.
10:48What? Don't keep saying what.
10:50You had a bins. The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00There's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:05Alright, alright. Bye.
11:07Don't say bye. Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:13Shit.
11:19Fuck you.
11:21Fuck you.
11:35Fuck you.
11:38Bye.
11:45I always wondered.
11:47You know this.
11:48You work with donkeys.
11:50What kind animal
11:52is an oot?
11:59Don't worry.
12:01The red stink now.
12:06Bye.
12:08Yeah, Dad.
12:10Never happen to serious looking ones. Just chuck it.
12:14Demon stalkers.
12:17Why do they have to remember that I'm single?
12:22And the agent.
12:23You passed your prime.
12:25I'm writing to inform me
12:28that you repeal was
12:33untouchable.
12:35I told you, mate.
12:36You should have dribbled.
12:37Even I dribbled it.
12:38On monitor basis.
12:42I made it free.
12:44Fuck off and die.
12:48Love from the DWPs.
12:53Did they actually write that?
12:54So I lose a few quid they gave me father.
13:00Cos I can walk to work and
13:04torture the end of my nose with my index finger.
13:15That's not lingerie.
13:18What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house.
13:30Shitting in the natural nappy.
13:34I ate a big fucking brain.
13:37What the fuck are you doing?
13:38I ate a big snake.
13:41I ate a big snake.
13:44I ate a big snake.
13:47I ate a big snake.
13:49It was drugs!
13:53Of course it was drugs, man.
13:55You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?
13:59No.
14:01My dad took me home soon.
14:04Don't!
14:05Don't!
14:06I'll start it.
14:08I'm a drug user.
14:13Not a drug dealer.
14:17Paracetamol.
14:18I've been helping.
14:21Sometimes.
14:23Both.
14:24Listen.
14:26Right.
14:26Seeing you again, right, it's got me thinking.
14:30The ideal drug mule
14:32is a good old girl with an obvious disability.
14:37So...
14:37Viola!
14:41Voila!
14:43Voila!
14:45Voila!
14:46You can pass off any powder, as your meds, or say, a nice man fucking gave him me, right?
14:52And then start fucking screaming.
14:55Play up your cerebral watsit, right?
14:56We can make shit loads of fucking money!
15:01Here.
15:02Smell it.
15:04Smell it.
15:08Yeah.
15:10Here we go smell.
15:12Damn it.
15:13You alright?
15:14Onions?
15:27What's this then?
15:29I dropped a bag of flour.
15:33Show me!
15:33Flour?
15:34Yeah, I was making flapjacks.
15:38Big cakes.
15:39Flapjacks don't use them.
15:41A lovely big flapjack-y cake.
15:47Oh, alright.
15:48Yeah.
15:50When's it ready?
15:52We ate it.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Before you clean up?
15:57We'll be well hungry.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:01What?
16:02Erm, alright.
16:04Bye-bye, Mr Hawkins.
16:06Yeah.
16:06See you later.
16:08Very helpful, boy!
16:11No problem!
16:13Just go, okay?
16:16Listen, I'll come for a bit, yeah?
16:19Yeah.
16:21Think about it.
16:22Alright.
16:24Okay.
16:25Bye-bye!
16:27Bye-bye!
16:28I bet you'll keep that one, eh?
16:30I won't.
16:31You will.
16:32I won't.
16:33Good day, Dad.
16:35The best!
16:36I've got my front page for October.
16:38A guy on the estate is stealing lead.
16:42It's a lead about lead!
16:48That joke will work written down.
16:52Fuck.
17:04Oh!
17:06Hi!
17:07Hello!
17:08Hello!
17:08Remember me?
17:11It's...
17:11Yeah.
17:13No pressure!
17:16But can we swap back our parcels?
17:22It'd be great for my conscience.
17:26Yeah.
17:26Yeah.
17:27If I could.
17:29No, you want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah, you want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah.
17:35Yeah, would that be good?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:41With your little fucking camera?
17:42When's the last train of gangsta?
17:44When's the last train of gangsta?
17:45I'm not a fucking time-taker.
17:46When's the last train of fucking gangsta?
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down.
17:50Move.
17:51Give me that money.
17:51Give me this.
17:52Give me this.
17:54Crips out crips.
17:56Hold me bit.
17:57Fuck.
17:57Fuck.
17:59Yeah.
18:00There's your fucking time table.
18:02Hey!
18:02You lot!
18:03You!
18:03Stay right there!
18:05It's not as if we're Usain Bolt and fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog.
18:10Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it?
18:12More disabled people?
18:13What are you?
18:14Umbudside police or the fucking SS?
18:16Just stay there, sir.
18:18I need to talk to-
18:19Well, a couple of boy triples get mugged in broad daylight.
18:22And now you're setting vicious dogs on us.
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir.
18:27So, shut up!
18:29Are you all right?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:37I can't help it.
18:43Am I in trouble?
18:46Of course not.
18:49Erm...
18:50Ooh!
18:51Er...
18:52Got...
18:52Gotta go.
18:53Erm...
18:54Did you want to file a report?
18:55What?
18:55No.
18:56Thank you, Mrs. The Police Man.
19:11Did you really piss yourself?
19:16Dada!
19:16Nice to go pay you, that.
19:20Thank you for beating the living shit out of that man.
19:29How can I ever be paying you?
19:37Glowy?
19:39Yeah, my family won't give me the glory.
19:46Worth a try.
19:49How about a pay?
19:53And that's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:57I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
19:59What's your backstory?
20:01Oh, I used to tell people at school that I was the latest, cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women here?
20:21Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having the lager.
20:25Two more, please, Dave.
20:28Bye.
20:30Well, look who it is.
20:32Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money.
20:36Did you bring a habit?
20:39Shush.
20:40He's on paleo.
20:42He's trying.
20:44Ewan,
20:46I lost her money.
20:48You left me,
20:50but I got some of her
20:55drugged
20:55back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry?
21:05Nah, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:13That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus my CA.
21:16Alright, I'm my CA.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:20When's the last day in the guns then?
21:22Oh, he on.
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right.
21:28Okay.
21:29Well, if you need me,
21:31I'll be...
21:34shooting poo.
21:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:43You.
21:44You brought me there.
21:46I did one word
21:48and it would tear your face
21:52right off.
21:57So we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
22:02So did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05Yeah.
22:05It's a no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman
22:13rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, my CA?
22:16100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:19You're nothing.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:25You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37Cray prospects, tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life, tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad, tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way,
22:49old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:52What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they're just like,
23:00we'll look at you and they'll be like...
23:05Fuck it.
23:08But don't show until I claim my dad.
23:12It's your milk, I'll come through the deal.
23:16You're dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19No.
23:20Why would you think that?
23:25Not again!
23:55Well, thanks.
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