#video #pushers s01e04 skyfire Episode 4 Engsub
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00:00Do you know why I hate spice?
00:03It's unnatural chemical muck,
00:05cooked up by child slaves in China.
00:09That's as good a reason as any, though.
00:10I haven't finished yet.
00:12It's destroying the prisons.
00:14It smells like urine.
00:16It's one of the least carbon-friendly substances you can get.
00:20And would you take a look at the state of my streets?
00:26What a mess.
00:30Let's buy some of this new spice,
00:32and see who turns up.
00:34This is clearly a serious operation,
00:37run by expert criminals.
00:39Cheers!
00:40Thought I'd at least feel something,
00:43so I'm being sober.
00:44Is it even cold?
00:46Yes, yes.
00:49Not working.
00:50So essentially we're just having a bath together.
00:59Congratulations again.
01:02Organised crime group.
01:04Okay.
01:05We shifted the last of the cocaine.
01:12We did it!
01:14Yeah!
01:15Drug dealing!
01:18Does anyone remember those little foot fishies they had,
01:23up in the shopping centre?
01:25Yeah, they did.
01:26They get shut down because people kept...
01:31Steering the fishes?
01:32No getting that straight out.
01:36It's...
01:36What?
01:37On your feet?
01:37I have a theory that the sudden rise in fish pedicures
01:40signalled the beginning of the decline of the West.
01:42How much foot could a foot fish suck
01:44as a foot fish could suck feet?
01:46Get her, Dwayne!
01:48Get her!
01:49Get her!
01:49Why is he here?
01:51We're not this far.
01:52We're at him, surely.
01:53Go away!
01:54I just said Dwayne was 55 with an hormone deficiency thing,
01:57guy.
01:57They took one look at you lot.
01:59Left it.
02:00I'm doing Leo a favour, man.
02:02Uncle Larry says this, bum-head.
02:03Trying to climb inside me mum.
02:05Oi!
02:06Not those exact words.
02:09What's that finger?
02:11That's a stoma.
02:12It sucks up the sores of naughty little boys.
02:16It's how I managed to stay looking so young.
02:19No, it's a stoma.
02:21All this reminds me of giving birth to him.
02:25Screws put me in the shower.
02:27They didn't know what else to do.
02:29They were all men back then, you know.
02:32You're close.
02:33Yeah, mum had me inside.
02:37I didn't see this little bastard again till he was three.
02:42Did I?
02:43Stop it.
02:45Stop it.
02:46Stop it.
02:46He's a good boy.
02:48It's never too late to have an happy childhood, you know.
02:52Um, where's Mina Boss Museum?
02:54Oh, um, it's going an errand for me.
03:05There's nothing spice for Emily behind Ewan's back.
03:07Don't tell Ewan.
03:09He's doing an errand for you?
03:12Yeah, I'm picking up my cerebral palsy pills.
03:17So it's nothing Dodger?
03:21No, they stopped me from slowing down even more.
03:29See, it's happening right now
03:36because I have run out all of them.
03:55Do you know him?
03:57No.
04:03No shower.
04:04Waste of my time.
04:05I missed a bloody spa for this.
04:09They're meaning to talk to you.
04:11It's not about investing in dog shoes again, is it?
04:19What the fuck are you wearing?
04:24I ain't ever been to a spa before.
04:25What are you meant to wear?
04:29Swimwear.
04:30But I can't swim.
04:32Well, at least show a bit of flesh.
04:42Happy now, pervert?
04:46Yes.
04:46Yeah.
04:55I did all this money.
04:57Don't you eat gummy bears?
05:00What on earth is she up to, love?
05:05I know, love.
05:06But it's either this or actually having to talk to her.
05:12Talk is don't do conversation or feelings.
05:18We're not from London.
05:21We see you.
05:23Five thousand pounds.
05:27Again.
05:29Again.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:32Don't like your second breakfast bap of the morning, is there?
05:37Give you a touch.
05:45Do you recognize him?
05:48That's Messier Mason.
05:49He used to hang around with you and bloody Sheridan.
05:54Shit.
05:54What?
05:55Oh, my God.
05:56He's not back, is he?
05:58No.
06:01I see you.
06:03We see you.
06:05I swear I know this fella.
06:08Yeah, I want to make him flapjacks.
06:12Big jerk.
06:13He's the flapjack man.
06:17Wait.
06:18Isn't he?
06:19Here we go.
06:21October 97.
06:23That's right.
06:24It was him, Emily's little school friend.
06:27Little Ewan Sheridan.
06:32Ewan Sheridan.
06:34That boy made our lives hell back in the day.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40And it was Emma who got into all that trouble for the fire.
06:46Ewan Sheridan burnt down a school.
06:48Christ.
06:49But the kid's inside.
06:50Dunno.
06:51Worse, he set fire to our favourite pub.
06:54And the Mackies.
06:55I had to drive to Bloody Beverley for my McNuggets.
07:01It's my kid.
07:02They're better.
07:14And that daddy was Ludwig van Beethoven.
07:18For some reason, Mummy says she'll be facing 20 years in prison.
07:22Unless you pick me up and take me to your gong thing later.
07:25Gong thing?
07:27Oh, music.
07:28Tell her.
07:28Oh.
07:30So it's now a good time to give you a little present.
07:34That's a gun.
07:36Is it?
07:37Is that a gun?
07:39It's a gift.
07:41Don't need it anymore, do it?
07:43Oh, brilliant.
07:44How many mouths has that been in?
07:49I still want out.
07:51You're getting out.
07:53Cause I've one date with a random girl.
07:59I like her.
08:01She's cool and shit.
08:04And if I'm with her, I've got to be a daddy for Dwayne.
08:07So anyways, let's just do Chazza now.
08:11But for realsies, right, I couldn't be any stickers.
08:17I made your own head of stickers.
08:22Whatever gun, Emily.
08:25I can't be trusted with my gun.
08:29I can barely be trusted with my own hands.
08:35Well, if you don't want the gun, I'm leaving it over here, yeah?
08:39Oh, well, I'll take it.
08:43As long as I can call her Daphne.
08:50Why?
08:50Less scary and violent.
09:04You lovely ladies ready for your couple's massage?
09:07Where shall we put our gowns?
09:12Sorry?
09:14Our gowns?
09:16Where shall we put them?
09:18Um...
09:20Yes, darlings.
09:22If you just lie down on your fronts.
09:26Your fronts.
09:29Yes, fronts.
09:31Did you know that I'm a local drug lord?
09:39Relax.
09:40The average IQ for a level six masseuse is 93.
09:44But unfortunately, she can still understand me.
09:52Let's talk about drugs.
09:57But...
09:59Can you call them coffee or something?
10:06Is you and Sheridan aware that for the past three weeks we've been selling Fairtrade tea in addition to the
10:11final grounds for his Fairtrade coffee?
10:13They need to know that we're selling spice as well if we're going to go legit.
10:3099.3% of our income comes from hot beverages.
10:33Only 0.7% from donations.
10:36It's unsustainable.
10:37But what do you value more?
10:38Fairtrade tea or your friendship with Ewan?
10:40Uh-huh.
10:41Now, if you'd like to turn over.
10:49I do have to ask, are her muscles, like, normal?
10:55Well, not normal.
10:56I know they're not normal.
10:57But are they in the same places as on normal people?
11:01She doesn't have any.
11:03Her mother was impregnated by a blobfish.
11:06Oh, no.
11:09Bless her.
11:12Fuck, bitch.
11:14Let's carry on selling spice.
11:18What does it matter if we help if you non-disabled pricks feed their addiction?
11:34I'll convince you and just need to get packed.
11:41On side.
11:44Oh, what a relaxing day.
11:51It's an alarm.
11:54It means something bad is happening.
12:00I am going to punch you in your face.
12:10What an awful thing to say.
12:22How were I supposed to know you can't smoke?
12:25Here's a clue.
12:26It's not 2006.
12:31Do you know how much money I spend in here?
12:34I'm afraid we can't bend the rules for any child, sir.
12:39There's a little boy right there.
12:41That is very offensive.
12:43That is a man.
12:45He has a hormone deficiency.
12:47What are you doing?
12:48Mummy said you'd be so stressy.
12:50You'd need to be stroked.
12:52So I'm stroking you.
12:54Like a cat.
12:55She probably said I'd be so stressed that I'll have a stroke.
12:59Well, Ma, you've had three strokes.
13:07Thank you for coming over.
13:11I need to talk to you about you.
13:16What's Grotham done now?
13:19Cuckooing.
13:20Oh, you're home.
13:22Shall we?
13:24Cuckooing?
13:26That's the term I was reading about earlier online.
13:29Is that a porn thing?
13:38It's when criminals use threats and violence
13:41to coerce a vulnerable person into using their home
13:45as a base for drug dealing.
13:49I know all about drugs.
13:53Me and your man went to the Hacienda.
13:56Once.
13:59Accidentally.
14:02Thought it was a Mexican restaurant.
14:04You forgot our anniversary!
14:07No, I, erm...
14:09Stop!
14:10Please!
14:11Just...
14:12Just stop.
14:17I'm sorry about what happened to your boy.
14:19What happened to my boy?
14:21When this one started that fire at the school,
14:24she blamed it all on him.
14:26I wanted to talk to you about it then,
14:28but I was fraught with grief.
14:31But...
14:32what he's done...
14:34what he's doing...
14:36how he's involving my Emma Wick...
14:41that's not right.
14:44You grass!
14:47You bastard grass!
14:49No, I am...
14:50That's why they took him off me!
14:51That's why they sent him away!
14:53Because of your lie!
14:54You shut all over his young life!
14:59But Rick...
15:01you...
15:02refer to him...
15:05as...
15:06gloved him...
15:08literally...
15:09moments ago!
15:12You...
15:13were his best pal!
15:15His only pal...
15:18were...
15:19Jordan!
15:27I don't want those people...
15:29their drugs...
15:32or any money you haven't honestly earned...
15:36in...
15:37this...
15:37house!
15:40okay!
15:46It's now a bad time to...
15:50actually what the...
15:52actually end it was like!
15:57Awful!
16:00No guacamole!
16:30and the rump goes to...
16:34guzzling John!
16:36For rice!
16:38Horrid little pubs like this...
16:40always remind me of daddy!
16:41I always imagine...
16:44your dad...
16:45in a pinstripe suit...
16:49working for a hedge fund!
16:53No, he's self-made!
16:54Property, mostly, but...
16:55part of his business was hiring out...
16:57those awful fruit machines!
16:59One-armed bandits, he calls them!
17:01Highly offensive!
17:01So you don't get on!
17:05We haven't always had the best relationship...
17:07but...
17:07pretty close now!
17:09And the pork belly is...
17:12abracadabra for Gandalf!
17:14Congrats, mate!
17:15Can I just...
17:16say something?
17:17It is so lovely...
17:19not to be in yet another inter-able relationship.
17:22To be with someone who just...
17:24gets what I've been through, you know?
17:27Relationship...
17:29I feel...
17:30great!
17:32Isn't that what lesbians do?
17:34No, I...
17:35I was wondering if...
17:36you wanted to meet him.
17:38Daddy.
17:40Did you just...
17:43call me...
17:44Daddy?
17:46No.
17:48I was...
17:49wondering if you wanted to meet my father.
17:52Oh!
17:53You two are the cutest couple...
17:56that I've ever seen...
17:58since...
17:58I spotted the Jedward in the Million Centre.
18:01Hello there.
18:02Can we help you?
18:04They're your employees!
18:06They are from Howard.
18:07We've met 24 times before.
18:09I'm Minibus Missy.
18:11We've also met a number of times.
18:13Put your boss...
18:15Bosses...
18:17Bosses...
18:17Screw this.
18:18Do you want to just come back to mine?
18:21Yeah...
18:22Do we need a condom?
18:27No.
18:29Sean.
18:30Hello, Sean.
18:33Oh, God.
18:35Sobriety just gets worse and worse.
18:38Oh, thank you.
18:39I couldn't breathe in there.
18:41Now, you must help me get home.
18:43What's that, Gunny?
18:44Get me home, Sean.
18:46You want me to put you in Harry's jacket?
18:48Yes.
18:49Help me get home, dear boy.
18:52Bye-bye.
18:55Am I having a psychosis?
18:59Nah.
19:00Mega pack of bacon!
19:02Little Patricia!
19:08Ummm...
19:10Look at those fucking swans.
19:17That's it! That's it!
19:18Yeah, yeah, yeah!
19:20Go! Go! Go! Go!
19:23Yes, me!
19:24Oi!
19:27What, you nunts?
19:28Yeah, you paid her.
19:29Stop staring at our young flesh, will you?
19:32Yeah, you paid her.
19:34Right, come on, man.
19:35Let's go to pub.
19:37Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:40Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:42You go and get changed now, my little darling.
19:45And then, we'll pop down Bear Grylls, all right.
19:48Hey, we never get taken.
19:52It's time to deal with Sheridan.
19:55What?
19:56No. You and Sheridan?
19:58Why would I want to murder Sheridan's men?
20:02Oh, lovely mega bacon.
20:15My!
20:16My!
20:18Ta.
20:23Shiggy, son.
20:24That time, ma'am.
20:27Uh, ma'am.
20:28I wanted to ask you.
20:33Erm...
20:33Well, cuff it up, or fuck off.
20:38Would he be a good dad, do you reckon?
20:42Course you would, son.
20:44Sadly, your personality's best prophylactic encounter.
20:48So I doubt you'll ever have to worry about burns, you daft bugger.
20:55Thanks, ma'am.
20:58I need to talk to you.
21:02Fuck it up, or cuff off?
21:04Wait, that's not right.
21:06You know what?
21:08Forget it.
21:29So apparently, he had the best day ever, with Uncle Bum-Faith.
21:33I could have been talking about Harry.
21:35And you've got him doing homework.
21:37I've never seen anything like it.
21:40He reminds me of me when I was a little...
21:42without the tag, man.
21:44And we were tagged when you were eight?
21:47Too big for me ankle, so they had to put it round me waist.
21:57Do you, er... want nothing else?
22:04Oi.
22:06Bedtime.
22:15You, man.
22:18Is Dessert gone?
22:19Daphne, what do you like?
22:21Give me your hand, man.
22:30Sorry, Daphne.
22:31You've got him packing me socks.
22:39I'm so happy you're staying over.
22:43I want everything to be perfect.
22:46Just wait right there.
23:03Night, then, girlfriend.
23:05Sleep well.
23:07Oh, OK.
23:08I am.
23:09Night, night.
23:18Sorry.
23:19Did I leave my phone in here?
23:20night.
23:33Have a great day.
23:42Bye.
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