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Made in Chelsea Season 31 Episode 3
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00:00I like you being nice to me these days.
00:02Should we kiss and make off or what?
00:04Elise, welcome to Swollen.
00:05Good to have, like, another girl in the group as well.
00:07Oh, thanks, babe.
00:09I'm kind of impressed, babe.
00:11You're the first to see this.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:13Alice is pregnant.
00:15Are you sure?
00:15Yes.
00:16We have kissed.
00:18I felt like you were my little sister,
00:19and you're now in his bed.
00:21You're actually going to be moving to London after this?
00:23I think so.
00:24Obviously, I've recently met Anger and, like, I don't know.
00:27I feel like I'm second-guessing myself.
00:28You guys bond.
00:29There's been a lot of whispers about it.
00:31I think it's a bit over-familiar.
00:32We're just tactile people.
00:33She's lined up with me.
00:33Just because we're going to get it off.
00:35I really hope this doesn't affect your friendship.
00:37It won't, but I'm not the one that's in the relationship.
00:39I'm not the person that Demi needs to be with.
00:47She's being labelled as a homewrecker.
00:49I'm being labelled as a cheat.
00:51That's absolute bollocks.
00:51Are she kissed me?
00:53What?
00:54That makes you feel a bit nervous.
00:56Oh.
00:56I'm daddy.
00:57Do I want to be less known to a no?
00:59I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong with it that way.
01:01Bye, Anger.
01:03And if she ever knew that I said this, it could ruin everything.
01:07Bye.
01:09Bye.
01:18Bye.
01:39this is the cutest thing ever oh thank you I'm so glad to see you guys do you really think
01:45this is
01:45entirely necessary it opens the birth canal we had a surrogate what would you know about a birth
01:57can I go to 30 nights bridge please you know the big news is that Chas and Demi both I
02:14think we saw
02:15that one coming did Aaron dress go skiing together it was all over Instagram all I'd say
02:24do you know about the article that came out did I tell you about that what was the article said
02:27though like the reason Jazz and Demi have broken up is because of her and Inga it's just like
02:31locker room talk isn't it ladies this is lovely thank you Scotland bring us back
02:44I know who would have thought crazy how a lot can change in such a short amount of time do
02:50you see
02:50oh hello hello how are you yeah you guys stunning yeah you do
03:02so you're back in Chelsea for the foreseeable okay how are you actually doing though um yeah it's been
03:09like this but I think as hard as it was to do to break up with Demi I knew that
03:15it was the right
03:16decision to make because in my gut I knew it wasn't for me um but it is what it is
03:22and I'm like forever
03:23grateful to her that showed me that I can love like loudly and proudly yeah so I'm happy it's all
03:39the whole family everyone just got on and it was so fun yeah yeah we were we were in like
03:44what I was
03:45I think we both were in like two minds on whether to go like if I was gonna come or
03:51not like after
03:52that article got released it just life has just been a bit weird because it's like we can't have a
03:59friendship without it being made into this big thing that it's just not and like people speculating
04:04like I literally can't put up a story of you without everyone being like oh my god you're
04:09together and you're doing this yeah and so I think a part of us were like if I go on
04:12the ski trip is
04:13everyone just going to be like you make you know amazing yeah it's probably you shouldn't have to
04:18think about it like people blame me for the reason that you guys broke up and I think that was
04:23really
04:23hard because it's like I quite literally have nothing to do with it it is so good to see you
04:45how are we at that stage of our lives or buying baby clothes for our friends it's making for like
04:50right we're in the next you're getting so groovy well when I look at all of this I'm like yeah
05:00your wedding day was so beautiful guys oh did you enjoy it we honestly we had such a lovely day
05:06hmm are you used to being mrs. Vanderpump yet I haven't changed my name properly yet no
05:14yeah I know everyone keeps commenting Alice Vanderbump but we will know we will do the big
05:22wedding in the future when we have time to plan but right now with everything going on we just
05:27wanted to get married before baby and before you know waiting for a liver so I know you've got a
05:33million people around you but you know we are very much there yeah yeah it could be a while until
05:39that
05:39call comes in and they've the doctors very much say like live your life to its fullest so that's
05:44exactly what we've done went skiing last week and I you know what it's a weird thing to say with
05:50everything we know is coming but I feel like we're gonna this is gonna be a really good year
05:54I think so it's gonna be a magical magical it's gonna be amazing I can't believe that I'm nearly 35
05:59weeks pregnant already yeah we should probably pack our hospital bag actually haven't packed
06:04your hospital bag we are so unprepared actually the house is here the hospital is here I can run back
06:10and forth I am starting to get nervous how close it's coming and how little we know to me I
06:16think
06:16it's clear that there's really some fine-tuning we also don't know how to change nappies it's called a
06:34nanny what do you guys go up to since Scotland anything fun I was in South Africa with a group
06:40of mates it was I was absolutely unreal I recommend it yeah you boys should get yourselves out there
06:44sitting is back in Chelsea now so she's obviously gonna bump into yes how do you think that's gonna
06:49be do you think any will kick off for Yaz I just think Yaz is past that I think what
06:54I think is
06:54more maybe not past it but I think Yaz is Yaz is happy she's doing her own thing she doesn't
06:58want
06:58to get involved in that do you think about Yaz at all I think Yaz I don't I don't want
07:03to be with Yaz
07:03but I have the utmost respect and love for Yaz always that will never change you're very lucky to
07:08have a great relationship with your ex because I definitely do not yeah how is and whose fault is
07:13that my fault completely I what I just wanted I just wanted to be her friend that was it and
07:17unfortunately on the last night of Scotland we kissed each other yes I don't know I think it
07:22might be me or Bex I honestly can tell you it was definitely one of us through the that began
07:29it's
07:29listen it's the worst thing ever I spent all this time being Bex's friend and then was it like 10
07:34minutes half an hour an hour you then go kiss Elise okay I know there's context I went downstairs to
07:40go
07:40make Marmite on toast I kid you not at least walks in and just kisses me oh she kissed me
07:46do you love a
07:46Marmite kiss wait were you seeing Elise I mean I was chatting to a little bit in Scotland so I
07:51can see you guys having a bit of fun I might teach you a thing or two listen that's the
07:56timing was
07:56just really unfortunate the fact that it was very soon after I kissed Bex but the timing is not
08:01unfortunate kissing Bex is very unfortunate yeah I shouldn't have done that yeah I shouldn't have
08:16been messing with each other she's been away in Switzerland we've been catching up no I'm gonna
08:20ask you on a date are you really why is that funny it's such a beautiful baby shower I can't
08:27I'm just I
08:28can't believe we're here I know it's come around so fast I actually was just talking to Ollie and Gareth
08:32and it's starting to scare me how unprepared I am how was Scotland I heard you got with Freddie yeah
08:39wait I thought Bex and Freddie got with each other they did yeah you fall on the same day but
08:45I mean
08:46I mean what we can expect yeah he's single and you and Bex aren't friends I mean we got on
08:52really
08:53well in Scotland but I didn't feel like I owed her like I tried to speak to on the train
08:57going back to
08:58London she was really upset oh she found out that Freddie and I had got with each other oh well
09:03she was
09:03upset with you I think not just me I think the whole situation but I even said to Bex like
09:08is there
09:09anything there with Freddie and she's like no no no not at all we're just friends so then I was
09:13confused
09:14at like why there was so much kind of upsetness the next day then when we got back to London
09:19I ended
09:20up going out the night I got back from Scotland and then I ran into Freddie and then we did
09:26yeah just
09:27kissed okay okay and been texting a bit you guys would have fun together yeah that was something
09:32you you want to explore Freddie I'd go for a drink with him are you going to tell Bex I
09:38just don't
09:38feel like today's you know at all the day to speak to Bex I mean it's your baby shower and
09:44also like how
09:45do I kind of unpack everything because it wasn't just a kiss texting gonna go for drinks I just feel
09:50like the list could get quite long yeah it's probably a detail she doesn't need yeah Bex will always
09:56have a soft spot for Freddie oh yeah and like always go back there oh yeah I heard um Inga's
10:04back um yeah she I saw that she went to Scotland yeah god it's weird I mean so much time
10:10has passed I
10:11mean it's been three years since we've last seen each other and obviously she's back course it's
10:15always gonna be that like sensitive topic of three years ago of course but like now that she's in
10:21the group I'm sure will will cross paths yeah imagine not enjoy like I'll definitely like speak
10:26to her it's like I'm not gonna run away from the the elephant in the room right boys formal bites
10:34please yes please good boy you look like you've been keeping yourself busy you've got a new best
10:40friend who's my new best friend you and Phil I feel it uh-huh he's all over your stories not
10:47all over
10:47my stories I might be over his but he goes to my gym yeah we've driven together a couple of
10:50times
10:51like he's not my best mate he's an all right bloke I'm not really sure how all right bloke yeah
10:55he's
10:55an all right bloke why aren't you all right he just has he just doesn't like the odd like quirky
11:00like unique thing that just like catches me off off guard a little bit like my other lads like
11:05don't really do that no Philip I've only joined my gym with him he like puts his headphones on and
11:09like I'm sitting there he's making me he's making me film him for his reps and I'm just sitting there
11:13waiting for a minute for the perfect beat of his song to kick in and then he like then he's
11:18lifting
11:18it up and I'm like oh you have to wait for the drop to come yeah I'm no nonsense when
11:23I'm in the gym
11:23I'm like it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming my arm is like aching at this point
11:28like trying to film him I thought your right shoulder looked a bit bigger though yeah I need
11:33to start holding it in this hand as well balance it out but no we just have I think do
11:37I make an
11:37effort with him because because of jewels so that's definitely a part of it because I love jewels to
11:41absolute pieces does Tristan get on with him it's gonna sound bitchy but I feel like me and Tristan
11:46are quite similar people and I feel like Philip is just a different type of lad like he's just into
11:50like different things like just different banter Tristan's in a more difficult position because
11:55it's his girlfriend's brother yeah he's never said anything negative about him to me but he's not
12:01like saying oh let's go for a beer me and Philip like it's great fun blah blah blah he's perfectly
12:06nice
12:07polite guy but like too nice too but I want to be best mates with no fair enough
12:18this is your dream oh no I love class can I share a message that Philip sent me yesterday which
12:23I
12:23think it's quite sums up our relationship quite funny is it going to piss me off no you'll laugh
12:27took a while to get to sleep last night Jules was snoring he went classic if you hold her nose
12:31it
12:31stops the loud snoring sound and she'll breathe out her mouth instead trust she's a proper snorer isn't
12:36she I do it on all our holidays genuinely I don't snore oh yeah you're only you're only gonna convince
12:48I mean like yeah yeah yeah Scotland was lovely but it's nice to actually be back in London see all
12:56the
12:56boys as well and I'm missing chugs we need to do something with chug soon so we'll get a little
13:01gym
13:02session in yeah maybe a big chest day great get shown up by the boys oh you are strong just
13:08not
13:09as strong as I feel sincere I'm actually hosting some drinks tomorrow night but I'm in a bit of a
13:15pickle because I've invited Yaz and I've invited Inger what's wrong with that oh oh that is that still a
13:23thing I hope it's fine um I'm sure it will be also it's not your problem yeah you're so right
13:29it's so not my problem I very much enjoyed being a company in Scotland it's all I'll say we were
13:35chatting a little bit afterwards well after Scotland yeah she is a really really really good person
13:42like she's got a pure soul and I feel like you're a gentleman and I feel like I would put
13:48those two
13:48personalities together yeah yeah I'm looking forward to seeing you again for sure nice yeah
13:55let's see Olivia since Scotland have you seen Chugs or Kit let you see no we've I've not spoken to
14:02either of them at all really and I obviously Kit said to me at the end of Scotland he was
14:06like this
14:07is kind of done and I was like yeah okay fine after I kissed Angus wasn't there something with you
14:12and
14:12Kit in Scotland we do really get on and I really like him out of all the boys he's lovely
14:18he is
14:18lovely and he's very different he's very like grown do you know I mean have you spoken since like here
14:24and there not a lot if he asked you on a date what are you saying I don't know that
14:30makes you feel a bit
14:30nervous oh I don't know why it'd be nice to like hang out more because we did really get on
14:35do you
14:35fancy how would you I think he's he's obviously like he's beautiful yeah I feel like he would make
14:41a really good boyfriend yeah yeah not jump in the gutter or anything it's been busy
15:17yeah thanks for organizing so nice to see you I know I know oh exactly we're out together
15:26you beautiful hello I haven't seen you in a while I know
15:36I think I'm just happy and I didn't think I'd be this happy this quick but I think being around
15:42me
15:43friends is helping and like a love how you didn't point at me and no love you guys but Jules
15:49you've
15:49been great I know thanks for dragging me out well you know what Freddy's actually he's got a new new
15:54girl yeah I got a new lady oh yeah yeah it is even off Scotland we were in the club
15:58together and lots
15:59of kissing going on down there no she's like the epitome of my time yeah she's model blonde hair blue
16:09eyes lovely I might take on a date so you know that massive statue in High Park that is Prince
16:15Albert
16:16who is Queen Victoria's husband who also happens to be my great great great great granddad yeah
16:22yeah yeah yeah no no we're just gonna suddenly go for a coffee near that statue oh my god so
16:28at least
16:28is how are you related to the royal family I don't understand I've got manners no you don't yes I
16:34do
16:34yes I do right are you dating anyone are you I'm just going on dates you've been going on some
16:42mandates with like Chugs haven't you uh yeah we've been going gym what what what's funny no um no I
16:51just like yeah you and Chugs are you guys actually good mates I'd say so he came to my birthday
16:58yeah
16:58why are you asking so I was at the pub with Chugs yesterday and he kind of was giving the
17:06vibe
17:07the what kind of bad sorry he was kind of giving the vibe that you guys weren't really good mates
17:11and that and that really he's only making effort with you because Jules this is one of his best
17:17mates so what exactly was said apparently when you go to the gym you have to Chugs is filming and
17:23you have to wait till the drop comes in to start lifting your waist yeah motivation scouse drill
17:27sorry is that not the funniest thing not really you don't think so I don't he just says you guys
17:32don't really get along so that's why I like to the gym with me that's why he asked to come
17:39to my
17:39birthday he doesn't need to be your best friend I don't expect that at all but like it's giving
17:44gossipy like it's bitchy what are you doing like it's just silly it's just giving me he did say one
17:52thing here we go doesn't want to put words in Tristan's mouth but he would feel the same way
17:57oh shut up what a load of bollocks that's a load of crap Tristan only speaks highly of you I
18:01promise
18:02you like what is he doing I don't know what he's doing this for I don't know what he's doing
18:05I don't
18:06really get it that's weird why are you talking about my boyfriend like having an opinion on my
18:10brother like stick your nose out of it that could stir something up between Tristan and I like
18:14maybe that's what Chugs wants now she upsets me a bit yeah Tristan won't be happy about that
18:34common at all thanks you look really well you've had like we've been up to I've just got back from
18:38Miami actually it was just so nice I was just having a bit of a wellness trip you know Pilates
18:44matcha
18:47sunbathing it's very different from my time in Miami no but I did healthy Miami I didn't drink
18:51once I'd say you had a pretty rough time in Scotland didn't you yeah Jules yeah Freddie yeah kissing him
18:57was probably not well the thing is with Freddie is I don't even know if you guys you probably didn't
19:01even see this but in Scotland every time that everyone left the room he'd be like trying to
19:06stroke my hair trying to hold my hand trying to cuddle me trying to kiss me and I let my
19:11guy down for
19:12like one second but like that's all it was it should have been like oops I kissed my ex not
19:18oops I kissed my ex and now he's in bed with another girl down the corridor from me on the
19:22exact same
19:22night was in her bed yes it's just gross so we met with Freddie yesterday yeah honestly Freddie was
19:28explaining that he's bumped into at least a few times and yeah they were snogging in a club on a
19:33night out
19:34there's definitely something there between them both it's text with Freddie there's nothing to say
19:39his plan is he wants to take on a day cool but they can have fun with that then but
19:44you can
19:44probably still taste my lipstick you're right it's not nice there I'm not asking him to hang out
20:08with my brother he doesn't need to do that but just be nice to him exactly try not to let
20:13it affect you
20:13tonight though yeah I know so I've actually meaning to tell you I was with Kate yesterday
20:20hmm and he did mention Inga basically he thinks they've got this connection and that like you know
20:29he really fancies her and that he does want to take her on a date hmm and I thought I
20:36had the exact
20:37same reaction as you when he said that to be honest I went side they would look really good together
20:43what it's written all over your face oh Julia for love if Inga is happy I am happy genuinely I've
20:51I've
20:52adore her I think that's pretty obvious you know I'm nearly single I need to heal I need to do
20:57my thing
20:58she's single if Kate wants to take her out he can you can't deny there's not like this amazing
21:05chemistry I think everyone can see it yeah I think we do have great chemistry as friends
21:12that's it that's it just I can't do this I can't it's too fresh it's too soon I completely understand
21:17it I think yeah of course it's difficult for you because you you know you are like kind of fresh
21:22out of a
21:22relationship of course it's so understandable there's so many things that could ruin this
21:27sign up yeah you know the rumors didn't help because now I think she's being labeled as a
21:31homewrecker I'm being labeled as a cheat and that isn't the case I'll be honest I've never seen you
21:37like this and I'm just saying that genuinely like you are so happy you're glowing you and Inga you guys
21:44have something and like you can deny it Inga can maybe deny it but it's like I can see it
22:11all right Inga hey gosh thank you I honestly and
22:22it's weird seeing you yeah it's weird it's really weird I feel like I've just stepped in a time machine
22:43hi can I get a book out of her please thank you
22:53hi Inga hey gosh thank you I've honestly um it's weird seeing you yeah it is weird it's really weird
23:06I feel like I've just stepped in a time machine look I just wanted to come over here and kind
23:13of clear
23:15clear clear clear the air but I think over the last few years and kind of reflecting on three
23:22years ago that I wish I handled that situation way better than I did and like I obviously have had
23:30to
23:30in my mind a lot over the last few years um like i'm not here to ask for any sort
23:38of
23:39forgiveness or anything because i did what i did and you know there's no way of ever
23:44justifying it but i'd rather not ignore the situation i'd rather face it because obviously
23:50like look i knew at some point me coming back we would have to bump into each other
23:55do you know what it is i think that whole corsica thing like that wasn't really where all my hurt
24:02came from i think my hurt sort of came from the aftermath of it all when i felt like you've
24:10told
24:10everyone that we were never friends and i honestly think that was more hurtful because i know we were
24:15i did care for you and i did put a lot of effort i thought into our friendship that's what
24:20hurt i did
24:22once think that we had a great friendship like i did i don't want you to think that
24:26i never cared about you i think that was my way of justifying it selfishly it was so weird because
24:32like i've like after this amount of years it just it feels like almost overwhelming to like hear you
24:41like say that it wasn't that and like we were friends and like there was a friendship between
24:47you and i and i clearly didn't have enough respect for our friendship because if i did i would have
24:53never done that to you and i could have handled that so much better now i would never do something
25:01like that to anyone regardless of how close i even saw a friendship with them
25:10look like i am really sorry for hurting you the way i did back then and i'm not expecting any
25:16sort of forgiveness from you but an apology makes it better i guess maybe it's a way of really putting
25:20it in the past in the past
25:47like
25:49It's like niche in my first piece of peace and quite have had like all week. I was just saying
25:52so didn't judge me
25:53We've lost the child. Wait, where is he?
25:55Sam, I know I found him. He's good. Hello
26:00What are you doing in here?
26:08Yeah, I really like this one
26:16Next one
26:19Can I feel, can I feel, talk to me intangibly in some abject philosophy
26:29Freddie, stop looking at my barbs. It's quite hard to miss. So disrespectful
26:38Can you do that too, Freddie? Already on it.
26:42Did you know I've done thousands of kilometres on a line bike?
26:46What, we're stabilisers?
26:49Yeah, I'm three-quarters of the way to New York for London. That's quite impressive. Yeah, it is. I just
26:55love the environment
26:56Really?
26:56Yeah, is that a shot? A little bit.
27:03This has been exhausting. I actually quite enjoyed that.
27:06Can I feel, can I feel, can I feel, can I feel, feel.
27:11You were longer than five minutes, didn't you?
27:14Yeah. For me that was ultimately zen.
27:16You know we're not free childcare, right?
27:18Well that's exactly what you are saying.
27:19This is, we're almost, you almost should be paying us.
27:22This is trust.
27:23This is trust.
27:24I'm not quite sure that helps with the newborn phase, but at least we know what terrible dues is like.
27:28Also, Cosi kept on asking for mumma.
27:32Yeah, that's me.
27:34We're not entirely tall.
27:36Really?
27:36To be fair.
27:37So you're mumma and you're dada?
27:38Yeah.
27:38I'm daddy.
27:40I'm daddy.
27:41My dad was actually calling his parents mummy and daddy at the age of 58.
27:46Yeah, Oliver still does it. It's a bit of an egg.
27:47But let's not.
27:49Well, I think now you've looked after the babies. Are you ready to do more in the next couple of
27:54weeks?
27:54You can look after them whenever you want. We can go out for the night. We can have a lovely
27:57time.
27:58I might sit this one out.
28:00I think Alice needs to relax.
28:02You can do with a bit more practice and at least some of your energy.
28:05You know what? I'll get back to you. My schedule's looking a little bit busy.
28:09I love today.
28:20So I know it's very early days. However, I thought I would take you to meet my family.
28:26What?
28:27Yeah, that is Prince Albert, who also happens to be my great-great-great-great-granddad.
28:33Is he actually?
28:34Yeah, he is.
28:35That's crazy.
28:36I thought if I married you I'd become a princess.
28:38You'd be almost a princess.
28:40I'm not a queen bee, but I would settle for princess.
28:42Hey, if we kill enough people, if we work together...
28:46You can't say.
28:46Let's do it.
28:47Why not? That's like the most romantic thing you can do.
28:50It's quite romantic.
28:50Kill for the crown.
28:52I feel like I don't really know much about you.
28:54Tell me about yourself.
28:55What do you don't know?
28:56Everything.
28:57I'm from Switzerland.
28:58So yeah, I did a lot of skiing, ice-pacing, football.
29:01Like, sports is definitely my thing.
29:02I used to be semi-pro.
29:03Semi-pro?
29:04Yeah.
29:04You were a semi-pro football player.
29:08I think that was like one of the hottest things you could have said.
29:10Yeah.
29:10We'll have to play sometime.
29:12Definitely.
29:13Um, listen, obviously I know that...
29:16X will be out tomorrow.
29:17Yeah.
29:18I'm just wondering if you have, like, loyalties to X.
29:23That's kind of what I'm trying to get at.
29:24I do think she's a really lovely girl.
29:25I got on very well with her in Scotland, but we're not that close.
29:29Yeah.
29:29I don't want to be awkward.
29:30I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong, put it that way.
29:33So that means we can kiss each other tomorrow and it not be awkward.
29:37I'm a discreet kisser.
29:39Oh, okay.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Well, this is the least discreet place ever, but screw it.
29:47I feel like that was very disrespectful to your grandpa.
29:50He's looking away, so he didn't actually see it.
29:52If he's looking away, then I could do it again.
30:05Sleepy girl this morning.
30:07Very sleepy girl.
30:08Oh, I know.
30:09I had a late one.
30:09You got a little bit of a headache this morning?
30:10A tiny bit.
30:12Did you like a little croissant to dust off the cobwebs?
30:13Oh, I would love one, actually.
30:15Danish or croissant?
30:17I quite like Danish.
30:18Go on, let's break her up.
30:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:19You can share.
30:20God, thanks.
30:21That will sort you out.
30:21Yeah, it will.
30:22Did you have fun?
30:23It was really nice.
30:24I mean, it was a bit awkward.
30:27Freddie...
30:27Freddie, why?
30:28Yeah, I saw...
30:29He actually saw...
30:30He was with Chugs, Sam and Temps the other day.
30:37It was actually really weird.
30:39I'll be honest, it's upset me a little bit.
30:41Chugs spoke to the boys
30:44and basically just wasn't being, like, lovely about Philip.
30:48Right.
30:49Which...
30:50Interesting.
30:50He's basically kind of saying things along the lines like...
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