00:00.
00:39I'm sorry.
01:36是一個寧靜的晚上, 全人都睡覺, 只有嗨嗨嗨黑白薑屍的家裡,
01:52嗨嗨嗨, 不知道搞甚麼這又是甚麼聲音原來黑薑屍剛剛吃了一個波餅其實沒甚麼事,
01:56不過是瘋了
02:13我沒有事那你是不是想有事甚麼…不如我們找個大一點的地方踢球吧也好,
02:14這裡這麼小的地方
02:22也不允許我們這麼好腳法的人在打誰送禮,
02:24開門,
02:30我們的人開門送禮這樣就想哄我們兩個開門是
02:47這條條子夠不夠是咪咪公司的產品調查員有些新產品介紹給你們的開門真是煞昂煞昂魚媽媽哪有人來調查真的,
02:49這條條子很夠, 你那個還夠很煞昂
02:53對在這個時候,
03:00有些怪味出現你做甚麼做甚麼我聞到有些味味
03:20?聞到嗎不是…好像宵夜一樣的味道宵夜食
03:22你吃火, 火燭那就是火燭火燭救火燭救火燭救火燭你說這麼笨的人都有我第三條條子都沒有出他已經開門你知不知道我是誰
04:04我是Big Brother不過別告訴他們兩個你站在這兒幹甚麼幫忙救火,
04:09救火快點於是,
04:11Big Brother和黑白殭屍就破天荒第一次攜手合作,
04:18救火盜賊可怕火還可怕
04:28這個故事就交分你們兩個以後就要小心一點,
04:39知道嗎知道忘了關火最適合你是誰是,
04:43你還有你怎麼進來的我怎麼走進來的
04:45是, 你要知道我是誰更簡單我就是名門東南亞勇闖西北歐搭過五大洋七大洲的波王BB你看看BBBB
04:51沒聽過是,
05:04真沒聽過是,
05:11真沒聽過你們出生前不是吧好,
05:15讓我示範兩腳讓你們開眼界
05:26是又好看又怎麼樣這個波當然是有條線但是黑白殭屍也看不到我們又看看Big
05:38Brother要甚麼絕技快點夠了左右東飛神奇真是神奇真是神奇
05:41波王BB波王BB,
05:43你真是好波王BB,
05:47你真是好小說很辛苦的,
05:49你們能頂住嗎不,
06:03我們能熬到我們辛苦都頂住了你們也頂住好…你們先跟著我做熱身還是…我年紀老,
06:07骨頭硬都是我說你們跟著做
06:20好…來…怎麼樣左點點右點點右點點兩手交叉,
06:28摸腳尖右手穿過右腳穿過右腳
06:35?對兩隻手指摸鼻尖左手中指做圓心
06:42左手指摸鼻尖左手指摸鼻尖左手指摸鼻尖左手指摸鼻尖身體跟著,
06:47騰騰轉騰騰轉騰騰轉騰騰轉,
06:49騰騰轉好容易轉一、二、三、四,
06:59這樣轉騰騰轉騰騰轉被碧巴打不斷摸兩摸黑白殭屍一定見到月光而升星轉
07:04騰騰轉好了,
07:18我們現在熱身做完了這麼辛苦才熱身是呀那你是不是嫌我教得不好有錢不是黑黃斌,
07:19黑黃斌不是,
07:25我們只是想踢球踢球
07:33好…好…試試你們的控球技術控球技術可以的,
07:40我們經常控制來吧試試吧好,
07:52那就控制了來吧來吧停…來…
08:00你們倆都還沒到化景化…化景是甚麼這樣吧…練吧,
08:19先頂頭脫好…行…好…說笑而已這樣…二百磅甚麼事來…準備行…全心全意去頂,
08:21知道嗎
08:34好…我還用盡力好…沒問題了頂不住我也頂不住是呀原來是扎自己的腳壁花打這一次,
08:36真是害人中害己
08:50是呀現在…你收拾門你踢踢就踢
09:11好…好…好…好…好…好…好…你猜後果會怎麼樣好…你每次都射過去角球開角球那裡好…好…好…一二三
09:40好…踢中了壁花打就是因為薑絲機這一腳壁花打就免費環遊了歐洲非洲和亞洲終於在長洲降落了是一個沒甚麼月光但是又有些月光的晚上當黑白薑絲兩個出去找東西吃的時候壁花打就偷偷地走進他家裡
09:52好…好…壁花打,
10:04你在噴甚麼就是這件事BB超級萬能膠跟其他牌子有甚麼分別BB超級萬能膠不只可以癡善,
10:07還可以癡廢還可以癡到薑絲
10:08黑白薑絲, 你這次死定了過了很久黑白薑絲找來找去都找不到食物沒辦法了唯有回家裡,
10:22預備再捱罐頭
10:31好…警鐘響CAMON…你再鎮定一點,
10:38好不好這裡是自己的家裡怎麼知道有甚麼響可怕那甚麼響才行
11:08你媽媽你貪我們嗎不好
11:16?也不行了還立刻來嗎那…
11:21來…來…收線甚麼事
11:26?那個漂亮的媽媽來歎我們是嗎
11:34?那好吧還說好我們找甚麼招呼人家不是…罐頭呢
11:36?不是吧,
11:43用這樣的東西招呼人家那為甚麼法子才行你平時說自己煮罐頭
11:44就算是青黃青霸, 你家家家煮每次都找我笨走吧,
11:56這麼多話說那…那是甚麼
12:04?那是甚麼?有時候,
12:11做人真的要聰明一點拿來
12:19你…你…那…那是甚麼
12:40?我…你…真是黏著掉了…掉了我知道是甚麼萬能膠萬能膠我早就知道了過來幫忙吧
12:44I'm a liar.
12:45I'm a liar.
12:48I'm so scared.
12:48I'm going to be the only person.
12:53Who wants to kill us?
12:55Who is that?
12:57It's your mother.
12:59I'm going to kill you.
13:01How can I do that?
13:03Let's go.
13:05I'm going to be the only person.
13:061, 2, 3.
13:10I'm not happy.
13:11You're not happy.
13:12Come on, let's go.
13:15It's not good.
13:17If I'm not happy with you, I'll be happy.
13:20Now that beautiful and her mom's coming,
13:22you won't be able to help me?
13:24You're not happy.
13:25I'll count three seconds.
13:27One, two, three.
13:29I'm not going to help you.
13:32I'm not...
13:34I'm not going to help you.
13:36And...
13:39What?
13:41The world's coming at the end of the day
13:43you're going to hear.
13:45Now you're coming.
13:46You're not going to hear me.
13:47You're not going to hear me.
13:48Now you're coming.
13:51Now, what's going on?
13:52Now, what's going on?
13:53I'm going to ask you.
13:54What?
13:55I'm going to ask you,
13:55you're going to ask me.
13:56I'm going to ask you.
13:57Yes.
14:00That's how I open the door.
14:01That's right.
14:02That's right.
14:09Yes.
14:10What?
14:11I've opened the door.
14:11This is so fast.
14:13Look at me,
14:14she's being做得好像 in order to get a lot of food.
14:16You know that I'm not going to give a lot of food.
14:16No?
14:16Mommy.
14:17All right.
14:20Mommy, this...
14:21Missed me.
14:26Missed me.
14:28Missed me.
14:34Missed me.
14:34I'm going to delete this, Gai.
14:38Back to me, Back to me.
14:42I went for so long, I'm very hungry.
14:45I'm hungry.
14:45There's no茶?
14:47There's no茶.
14:48There's no茶.
14:49Gai, drink tea?
14:50Drink tea.
14:51Drink tea.
14:53Gai, you don't drink tea?
14:56Back to me, look at that one.
14:58What's going on?
14:59Well, I just want to tell you
15:02I just want to tell you, our house is nothing special.
15:05It's like a normal family.
15:08Let's sit here.
15:09Let's sit here.
15:11Let's sit here.
15:11Let's sit here.
15:11Let's sit here.
15:12It's nice.
15:13It's nice.
15:14Let's sit here.
15:18Let's drink tea.
15:20Let's drink tea.
15:24What?
15:26No.
15:26No.
15:28No.
15:28No.
15:29Look at me.
15:30I've put a hand on the table.
15:31No.
15:32Yeah, I've put a hand on the table.
15:32I'm just gonna say this table.
15:35Yeah, I'm always a little.
15:37Dad, we're very nice to play.
15:39Do you know?
15:40No.
15:40No.
15:41All I have to do is take a hand on the table.
15:43I'll come back.
15:44I'll come back.
15:45Bye-bye.
15:46Bye-bye.
15:47I'll be my guest.
15:48Bye-bye.
15:54Bye-bye.
15:55No, no, no, no, no.
16:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
16:06How can I run?
16:10How can I run?
16:11Younger should be doing more work.
16:15I know, my father.
16:17But today I'm like, my legs are so麻痺.
16:23It's made black, a little...
16:26Not a lot of colour
16:26It's better
16:28There's a lot to say
16:29It's a lot to say
16:30Gigi, these feet are dangerous
16:31in fact, you have to have to eat
16:32it's used to want, Yeah
16:33Yeah
16:34Yeah
16:34Aunt Aunt, let's eat, don't you?
16:36It's a lot
16:38I can't eat, the drink is
16:40It's a lot time, we need to eat
16:48It's not a lot, it's so much
16:51Yeah, it's better.
16:52Let's eat it, please.
16:54Let's eat it.
16:55Let's eat it.
16:56Let's eat it.
17:01It's a great deal.
17:03What you think is it going to be?
17:05What are you doing?
17:07What are you doing?
17:09It's not that he wants you to try his own style.
17:13Let's try it.
17:14It's a good deal.
17:15It's a good deal.
17:16I want you to try it.
17:17Okay, good.
17:17Let's try it out.
17:18What are you doing?
17:20What are you doing?
17:20You want to take me to eat?
17:21They're all going to eat.
17:24We're going to go.
17:27Even beautiful mother of me, I can't help her.
17:31It's impossible to help her.
17:32You understand.
17:34I know that you're a young man
17:38who's doing all the strange things,
17:40but that's why there's a reason.
17:43What's the reason?
17:44That's why, you know what's the name of me?
17:48Everything was all clear.
17:50All right.
17:54This one.
17:56This one is what?
17:59This one is something?
18:03That's something there's a sound, right?
18:05What's the sound?
18:09What's that?
18:13What's going on?
18:13What's going on?
18:14Big Man
18:14You can't go and see the baby in the house
18:17Even if he could see the man
18:18Let's go
18:29One night Big Brother and his助手
18:32in the hell of a guy
18:34where he went to the black men's house
18:36The young men came out to eat a meal
18:40And that's what's wrong with姜師兄, it's wrong and wrong
18:42The eyes of the eye
18:47The eye of the eye of the eye
18:47The eye of the eye of the eye
18:53Big Brother, what's wrong with you?
18:58You want to play?
18:59What's wrong with you?
19:08You're dead.
19:10You're dead.
19:16You're dead.
19:21Big Brother, you're not just going to die?
19:25I haven't tried it.
19:26I don't know how to do it.
19:31My son, my son, I am your son.
19:36You must listen to my orders.
19:46Why are you doing so well?
19:48Let's go.
19:49Good job.
19:53Every morning I'll do the job.
19:57One, two, three, four, two, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, four, five, six, six, six.
20:15Stop, stop, stop.
20:16Hmph
20:18You can try and get more of it.
20:20More of it, more of it.
20:21More of it.
20:21Come on, come on.
20:26My fellow, my fellow, is your name.
20:31You're listening to my word.
20:33It's the time of drink.
20:36Drink, drink.
20:40Drink, drink.
20:42Come on, come on.
20:44Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
20:50Let's go
20:51Let's go姜師兄這瘓真可憐
21:10,他以為自己的肚子是水糖好,好灌,好灌,終止喝到肚醬了得罵了…
21:18Brother, don't be so loud, don't touch it.
21:24Don't be so loud.
21:30The devil, you two are still not bad.
21:38This is a mess of a mess of a mess.
21:41If the devil's voice heard, it will be very dangerous.
21:46Really very dangerous.
21:49Anyway, it's very dangerous.
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