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Comic Relief S2026E04 More Funny For Money
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00:01¡Hola, tú! ¡Es mí otra vez!
00:03Sí, pensé que yo iba a retirar.
00:05Tengo un plan, un plan, un plan,
00:07que principalmente me envolvía en la pared con la rombaña.
00:11Pero luego el país me dijo,
00:12y lo pido, esto es político,
00:14¡Foldo, bonkers!
00:15Yo le voy a ir a la tienda y todos están en un grillo, ¿no?
00:18Taking sides, north vs. south, blues vs. reds, low vs. high.
00:22People live streaming themselves,
00:24walking to the bin.
00:25Conspiracy podcasts about chickens.
00:27¡We can't win!
00:28The truth is, all of us are finding life challenging at the moment.
00:31Let's face it, the news isn't brilliant.
00:35Sorry, but here's what's amazing about us.
00:38We know how to come together when it counts.
00:40Not just by forming an orderly queue.
00:42Although, to be honest, we do love a queue.
00:45But by picking each other up, not picking sides.
00:48When it really matters, we stick together and stick on one of these bad boys
00:51and joyfully make complete fools of ourselves for money.
00:54Because behind the wigs, the sketches, the dodgy dancing,
00:59we know we can make real change.
01:01That's food on someone's table.
01:02A safe place to sleep, support, protection, hope.
01:06The not funny stuff we all depend on.
01:09And all of it, all of it, my friends, made possible
01:11because someone somewhere decided to run a marathon in a mankini.
01:16And that, my friends, is the definition of a truly united kingdom.
01:20It's you, yes you, who year after year come together
01:23for incredible nights like tonight to be funny, raise money, and change lives.
01:28Which, for a dude like me, could just be the best punchline ever.
01:33I am so sorry. Sorry.
01:35Can we get a camera, Doctor, please?
01:37Can we roll VT?
01:39Davina, help!
01:41I've got you, Lenny.
01:42Welcome to a very special edition of the Best Bits from Comic Relief 2026,
01:47where we look back at a magical night of fun, fundraising, and epic challenges.
01:51Here's what's to come on the show.
01:54Stand by as Dermot and Alison find a creative way to raise money for Comic Relief.
01:58If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause.
02:03There's confusion in hit sitcom Amanda Land.
02:06Oh, Amanda's.
02:10We celebrate Greg James completing his epic tandem challenge.
02:14Sarah Cox's challenge was harder.
02:16Hey!
02:18And treacherous antics in The Traitors, the movie.
02:21The sequel.
02:22Oh!
02:23I am wearing a red cloak.
02:26Cause I...
02:26You're in a secret theater.
02:28Oh, you really spoiled that.
02:30Plus, Coldplay unveiled their plans for Game of Thrones, the musical.
02:34Thank you, John Snow.
02:35This kid.
02:36Thank you, kid Snow.
02:38That's all to come on Comic Relief, more funny for money.
02:41And your hosts for this afternoon's highlights from the big night.
02:45It's only Lavoie and Jill Scott.
02:47Oh, thanks, Davina.
02:49And welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:51It's nice to be with you, Jill.
02:53And you, Lavoie.
02:54And don't tell my good friend Karen Carney, but I was voting for you for Strictly.
02:58I knew it.
02:59And look at us.
03:00We are bringing the sparkle to Comic Relief.
03:01You look amazing.
03:02You look great.
03:04You really do.
03:04This is Comic Relief, more funny for money.
03:07And we are here to relive some of the best moments from Friday's epic fundraising show.
03:12Now, there are so many highlights to choose from, but we haven't got all day.
03:16So, Jill got brutal with her selections.
03:19What's up first, Jill?
03:20Well, kicking us off is the one and only Nan who opened the show with a good old fashioned
03:25knees up to a Queen classic.
03:27Brilliant.
03:28Could you not wait to do the sweeping?
03:29We're filming for the BBC.
03:31I just can't get the stuff.
03:35Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time.
03:43I feel alive.
03:49And the world will turn it inside out.
03:57I'm floating around in ecstasy.
04:07So, don't stop me now.
04:13Don't stop me.
04:15Cause I'm having a good time.
04:17I'm having a good time.
04:18I'm a singing star leaping from the sky.
04:21Not a side girl denying the laws of gravity.
04:26Here we go.
04:27I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Cadillac.
04:31I'm gonna go, go, go.
04:34There's no stopping me.
04:36I'm burning through the sky.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Two hundred degrees.
04:41That's why they call me Mrs. Ferdin'.
04:44Hey.
04:45I'm travelling at the speed of light.
04:47I want to meet the Supersonic sciences.
04:53Don't stop me.
04:54Don't stop me.
04:55Don't stop me.
04:55Hey.
04:56Don't stop me.
04:57Don't stop me.
04:59Don't stop me.
05:01Have a good time.
05:03Good time.
05:03No, stop me.
05:04Don't stop me.
05:06Don't stop me now.
05:08I'm having such a good time
05:10I'm having a ball
05:12Don't stop me now
05:15And if you want to have a good time
05:17Just give me a call
05:19Don't stop me
05:21Because I'm having a good time
05:23Don't stop me
05:24Because I'm having a good time
05:26Don't want to stop at all
05:31Oh
05:34Oh
05:34Wow
05:39Next up, it's the turn of national telly treasures
05:42Dermot O'Leary and Alison Hammond
05:44Who recently visited a local bank
05:47Hoping to raise a lot of money for comic relief
05:57Hi, I'm Alison Hammond
05:58And I'm Dermot O'Leary
05:59Now, comic relief has always been a cause close to our hearts
06:02So today we've come to this bank in central London
06:05We're with the help of their amazing staff and customers
06:07We hope to raise an awful lot of money
06:09So, let's go meet them
06:13Yes, absolutely
06:14Have a good day
06:24Everybody on the ground now
06:25You heard him
06:27On the ground now
06:37Let's all remain calm, people
06:39You, fill this up
06:45Eyes down, eyes down
06:46We're just here for the money
06:51Seriously, no one try and be a hero
06:54Thank you all for your cooperation
06:55If it makes you feel any better, it's all going to a very good cause
07:02Nobody move
07:03You do what I say and no one gets hurt
07:06Sorry, what do you think you're doing?
07:07What do you think you're doing?
07:08Well, we ask first
07:09Wait
07:11I know that voice
07:13Take off your masks
07:17Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary
07:20It's me
07:21Sean McGarty
07:23What are you doing here?
07:25I'm trying to raise money for comic relief, aren't I?
07:27They said to me, do you want to climb Kilimanjaro?
07:29I said, are you alright?
07:30I've been in the jungle with your fish bums
07:31No thanks
07:32They wanted us to swim to the Isle of Man
07:34I was like, no way
07:35Dermot can't even swim
07:37I can swim
07:38Choose not to
07:40But anyway, listen
07:41You can't rub this bank
07:42Because we were here first
07:43Well, what am I supposed to do?
07:45It's nearly closing time
07:46I ain't going to find another bank, am I?
07:47It's not our problem
07:50Give me your money then
07:55Do you know something?
07:56I don't think that's a real gun
07:58Yeah, alright
08:01It's a baguette
08:02Don't worry
08:03Dermot's isn't real either
08:04Water pistol
08:05Mum got it for my 50th
08:07Milk
08:09But anyway, listen
08:10What we'll do
08:11Is we'll split the money
08:12Between the three of us
08:13And then we'll donate it
08:14To comic relief
08:15Right
08:16Not so fast
08:18This is a stick-up
08:19Give me all the money
08:21Now
08:23Wait
08:24Is that you, Chris McCausland?
08:26How did you know?
08:27You haven't, um
08:27You haven't been with any eye holes?
08:32Oh
08:32Oh yeah
08:32Plus
08:33Got your BBC pass
08:36Oh damn
08:37And your gun's a pepper grinder
08:38Listen, don't you think
08:40I don't know who you are
08:41I've got an ear for voices
08:44Richard Madeley
08:45Chris, that's not Richard
08:47Wow, Adele
08:48What are you doing here?
08:49There's three of us here already
08:50Yeah, I know there is
08:53Dame Judi Dench
08:55Look, I'm just trying to do my little bit
08:57For comic relief
08:58Chris, I hope you don't mind me asking
09:00It's one thing winning strictly
09:01But how do you successfully expect to rob a bank?
09:03Well, it was either do this bit
09:04Or be the getaway driver
09:06Well, fair enough
09:07Makes sense
09:08Yeah
09:09Nobody move
09:10Everybody underground
09:11This is a robbery
09:12What now?
09:14Oh, hi guys
09:16Here we go
09:17Really?
09:19It's me, Stephen
09:21It's an honour to have you here, Mr Spielberg
09:23No, Stephen Mulhern
09:26TV's catchphrase
09:28Deal or no deal?
09:30Three days at four
09:32I love that show
09:33Shut it
09:34No, officer, it's not a joke
09:36Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary
09:39And now Stephen Mulhern
09:41Yes, the one from Deal or no deal
09:42Weekdays at four
09:43Come quick
09:44Okay, guys
09:45Let's split the cash
09:47But before we do
09:48Is there anyone else
09:49Planning to rob this bank?
09:52Guys
09:53You may as well just come out now
09:56Sorry we're late
09:57Got the wrong bus
09:59Hiya
10:00All right
10:01We bought sandwiches
10:02Natalie Cassidy and Nico Milana
10:04And who are you?
10:06Really
10:07Sabre the gladiator
10:09Right
10:09Now we've all been introduced
10:11Give us a dosh
10:12Or I'll blast ya
10:17With my trumpet
10:25Oh, Dermot, Mike, it's not
10:27Give me the cash
10:28Hey, you said we'd split it, you traitor
10:30Uh, ain't you the traitor?
10:32No, I'm a YouTuber
10:33And my PR wanted me to make that very clear
10:35Listen to me
10:36We're not round the round table
10:37I can't believe you don't even want to deal on no deal
10:41No, don't, yo, don't you dare
10:43Quiet
10:46Okay, we're gonna split the lot between the eight of us
10:48Agreed?
10:48I guess
10:49How much is that each?
10:50Well, if I cut the sandwiches into triangles
10:52I guess we've got enough to go around
10:53I only like cheese
10:54I've got pepper
10:55I meant the money
10:56How much money is that each?
10:58Well, it's about
11:00Oh, that'll never come out, will it?
11:04Woo!
11:07I can't get nicked again
11:11We messed up
11:12Please give what you can
11:14The red postage
11:15Ow!
11:16I'm a celebrity
11:17Get me out of these cars
11:18Let's go
11:19Don't believe it, Ariana Grande
11:21What a day
11:22You said this would be easier than swimming to the island, man
11:25I know
11:26Because I can't swim
11:31All right, all right
11:32Calm down, calm down
11:33John Luthor's here
11:35Robbery's over
11:37You'll be happy to know that the idiots
11:38Who tried to rob this bank
11:40Well, they're gonna serve
11:4110 to 15 years in a slammer
11:44Which is silly, really
11:46Because they could have easily got away of it
11:48Right
11:49Everyone, down on the floor now
11:54Look
11:54Comic Relief are gonna have me cycle to Aberdeen
11:57No, thanks
11:58And plus, these overcoats are not cheap
12:00So don't judge me
12:01Oh, and happy Red Nose Day
12:04Right
12:05I'm gonna save you
12:06Open the side
12:09Now, for all the laughs we have on Red Nose Day
12:12It's all for an important reason
12:14To support people to be able to eat, sleep
12:17And feel safe in the UK and abroad
12:20For so many, the cost of living is putting extreme pressure on household budgets
12:25And for those dependent on their pension
12:28The impact can be devastating
12:30In this next film, we want to tell you about Stephen
12:34Here's his story
12:35Brought to life by an actor
12:43She was a lovely dancer
12:46She was the first one on the dance floor
12:48And the last one off
12:59We got married
13:006th of June
13:011964
13:04It was such a wonderful day
13:07I loved her to pieces
13:08I'd seen hard times
13:10Seen good times
13:13Going to Skegness
13:14Island Man
13:15Scarborough
13:16Went all over
13:17Oh, fantastic times
13:19How could our farewell
13:22Mean as much as our time
13:25She was only ill for six months
13:28That you leave behind
13:32I stayed with her till the last day
13:35But I lost her 17 years ago
13:40It was a terrible thing
13:41You just miss them
13:43I used to love them more than anything
13:46I was very lonely
13:49I just sat in the house day and night
13:54It's heartbreaking
13:55I could sit there and cry
13:59When you're getting old
14:00Nobody really wants to know you
14:04I was struggling
14:06Money didn't go very far
14:08You try living on a pension
14:10Food in the shop are very expensive
14:14It's gone most of this last couple of months
14:17Even small items like bread
14:19I don't get the best
14:21Get the cheapest
14:24Since I found out about the Lighthouse project
14:26It's just made me a lot happier person
14:29Oh, what a beautiful feeling
14:32It's nice to come in
14:33Meet people
14:34Have company
14:35To love and no love in return
14:39The pantry in the Lighthouse
14:41Is for people who are hungry
14:45When I didn't have enough money
14:47I used to come down and get food
14:51I've worked all my life
14:53It's hard to ask for help
14:58Once I'm involved
14:59We have a fabulous tea disco
15:04People ask me
15:05Can you jive?
15:06I said, yes
15:10Full of aches and pains
15:11But I love to get up and dance
15:14Oh, it brings back memories
15:16Brilliant memories
15:19Paulie still miss her to this day
15:23When you love somebody
15:24Then you lose them
15:26It's hard
15:28Really hard
15:30To love and no love in return
15:45Somebody said you got a new friend
15:53But does she love you better than I can
16:01And there's a big black sky
16:03Over my tongue
16:09And I know where you're at
16:12I bet she's wrong
16:18And yeah, I know
16:20It's stupid
16:22But I just gotta see it
16:25For myself
16:27I'm in the corner
16:29Watching you kiss
16:31And I'm right over here
16:37But why can't you see me
16:40And I'm giving it my all
16:46But I'm not the guy you're taking home
16:51And I keep dancing
16:54And I keep dancing on my own
16:56And I'm so far away
17:02But still show me
17:04The lights come up
17:06The music dies
17:09But you don't see me
17:11Standing here
17:13I just came
17:15To say goodbye
17:16I'm in the corner
17:19I'm in the corner
17:20Watching you kiss
17:21Oh
17:25I'm giving it my all
17:28But I'm not the guy you're taking home
17:34And I keep dancing on my own
17:38Yeah
17:42So far away
17:44But still so near
17:46The lights come up
17:49The music dies
17:51But you don't see me
17:56Standing here
18:08Thanks to Callum Scott for that beautiful performance
18:11And thank you to Stephen and his family
18:14For allowing us to tell his story
18:16We know times are tough
18:18And we're grateful for whatever you can give
18:20As your donations really do help to make a difference
18:22And it's really simple to donate
18:24Here to tell you exactly how
18:26Is the brilliant cast of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:29Hopefully getting all the donation details right
18:32Good luck
18:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:38Good evening
18:39You join us on the set of The Play That Goes Wrong
18:41Where the cast are here to tell you
18:43Just how easy it is to give to comic relief tonight
18:48Chris, we're not ready yet
18:51To donate £40, £30, £20 or £10
18:56Text the word 40, 30, 20 or 10
19:00To 70702
19:04Text will cost your donation amount
19:06Plus your standard network message charge
19:08100% of your donation will go to the registered charity
19:11Comic Relief
19:13Cheers
19:17You must be 16 years or older
19:19And please ask the bill to pay his permission
19:23Or you can donate any amount online
19:29At bbc.co.uk forward slash rednoseday
19:32Which is where you will also find full terms and conditions
19:43Or use the QR code
19:45Which takes you straight to the comic relief donations page
19:58You can also call 0-3-4-5-7-9-10-9-10
20:05Standard geogra...
20:08Geographic!
20:09Standard geographic charges for landlines and mobiles will apply
20:13Or donate by...
20:17Or donate via a cheque made payable to
20:22Red Noseday 2026
20:26And send it to
20:27Red Noseday 2026
20:30P.O. Box 12635
20:33Colchester C.O. 7 5 A N
20:36I did it
20:41Thank you
20:53Thanks to the amazing cast of The Play That Goes Wrong
20:57Now listen
20:57The actors use specially designed fake props
21:00And are professionally trained in the art of tomfoolery
21:04So don't try anything you've just seen at home
21:06Especially taking a swig from a bottle marked with a warning
21:10And a skull and crossbones label
21:11And please remember
21:13Say yes to gift aid if eligible
21:15Here's a lesson on why it's important
21:17From Miss McCall and her star pupil
21:20Lauren
21:27Hello
21:29Are you Lauren?
21:32Are you Davina McCall?
21:35You look like Davina McCall
21:37Are you Davina McCall me?
21:41Yes, I'm Davina McCall
21:43All right
21:46Do you know what I'm here to talk to you about today?
21:50Is it your menopause?
21:58No, it's not that
22:01Then no
22:03Actually it's about gift aid
22:05You know, comic relief's Red Noseday
22:07That's in November
22:08No, that's children in need
22:11No one knows the difference, Miss
22:13I think they do
22:14And no one cares
22:16Britain's broken, Miss
22:19Britain's broken
22:211.869 million unemployed
22:23To be exact, Miss
22:25Who's got time for the one-eyed bath?
22:29I think you're being unnecessarily pugnacious
22:35Thank you
22:38Look, can we get back to what we were talking about?
22:40Can I ask you a question?
22:42Yeah
22:42I just want to ask you a question
22:44Can I ask you a question?
22:46Ask me a question
22:48Have you found my long lost family?
22:58Lauren
22:58Where have you found them me?
23:01My family are long and they're lost me
23:05Miss, I need my letter
23:06I need my letter on my cup of tea
23:09Please, Miss
23:09Miss, have you found my DNA Mac?
23:12Miss, am I a twin?
23:14Am I a twin, Miss?
23:15Oh my God, are you my real mum?
23:18Are you my real mum, though?
23:19Oh no, Miss, I ain't gonna exercise
23:20No
23:21That is enough, Lauren
23:23Enough
23:23Honestly, this is ridiculously churlish
23:26This behaviour is unacceptable
23:28I cannot imagine
23:29That your parents are proud right now
23:34Are you disrespecting my long lost family?
23:38Do you know what?
23:39I thought for once
23:40For once
23:41You could do something for others
23:43It was just a small ask
23:44To get the word out about gift aid
23:47But clearly you're incapable of doing anything for others
23:50And if you don't change
23:52You're going to be on a one-way street
23:54To nowhere
23:55Oh
24:02Am I bothered?
24:08Am I bothered?
24:09Am I bothered, though?
24:10But I don't even care if it's anything bothered
24:12Look at my face
24:13Right, look at my face
24:14Right, are you looking at my face?
24:16Right, is there any part of it bothered?
24:17No
24:18Cos I ain't bothered
24:19Oh
24:20Look, face bothered
24:21Miss, I don't care
24:22My family ain't even lost
24:25Look, face bothered
24:27I don't care
24:27Look, face bothered
24:28Gift aid
24:29Who cares?
24:30Ain't bothered
24:30Davina
24:31This is Davina
24:32You are live on Channel 4
24:34Please do not swear
24:35Look, face bothered
24:38Pussy
24:38Who doesn't care?
24:41Miss
24:43I ain't
24:44Bothered
24:48Gift aid
24:48You
24:51If you are a UK taxpayer
24:53Saying yes to gift aid
24:55Let's charities claim extra money from the government
24:57It costs you nothing
24:58But gives the charity 25% more
25:01Forgetting to tick the box when you donate
25:04Can add up to millions missed for comic relief
25:06So do not forget to do just that
25:08Terms and conditions apply
25:19Over to that old man off-the-mask singer who thinks he's shit
25:37Now one of my personal highlights from Friday night
25:40Was watching Nick Muhammad and Joe Marler relive their time on Celebrity Traitors
25:45Oh I love that
25:46What an incredible series
25:47But I could never behave like any of them you know
25:49I believe in sportmanship and integrity and loyalty
25:52This is not the time to relive your dating profile of war
25:55This is the time to relive The Traitors
25:57The movie
25:58The sequel
25:59Oh that's what it is
26:00I thought I was doing Yoda
26:04Amazing French Productions presents
26:07The Traitors
26:09The movie
26:10The sequel
26:12Starring Vicki Patterson as Rachel
26:15Ian Sterling as Steven
26:18And Alison Steadman as Fiona
26:21By the order of the Traitors
26:24You have been murdered
26:26Introducing Amanda Redmond as Amanda
26:30I'm an ex-police officer
26:32So I never miss a trick
26:34Jessica Hines as crime writer Harriet
26:37You should have killed me when you had the chance
26:39Directed by award-winning genius Ruby Wax
26:43Tracking shot
26:45Mega pan
26:46Drone
26:47Zoom
26:47Lower the gym
26:48Yeah I don't really know what I'm talking about
26:51But I love blowing into this thing
26:53Featuring Anna Friel as Claudia Winkleman
26:56English wool and gloves
26:58Check
26:58Stylish roll neck sweater
27:00Check
27:02Sophisticated jacket in Highland
27:03Check
27:05Check
27:07Experience the drama of the round table
27:11With Scott Mills as James
27:14And Fleur East as Roxy
27:16Well I haven't got a clue who it could be
27:18Sorry James
27:19Can you speak up?
27:20That shirt's so loud I can't hear you
27:22I said I haven't got a clue who any of them are
27:24Sorry we still can't hear
27:26Come in mum
27:27I mean Judy definitely not mum
27:31Well I'd like to say something about Stephen
27:33He could never be a traitor
27:35I mean just look at him
27:38I agree
27:40Introducing Lewis Cope as Jack
27:42Stephen's my best mate in here
27:44And if he were a traitor I would definitely know
27:50See how alliances are made
27:52So we're agreed
27:53Partners till the very end
27:55Don't mess with me
27:56I was trained by the FBI
27:58Wow that's amazing
27:59And don't worry I won't double cross you for the sake of a dramatic ending
28:04Cooey
28:06I can tell you're surprised
28:08But I let you into a little secret
28:11I am wearing a red cloak
28:13Cos I secret traitor
28:15Oh you really spoiled that
28:17Come on
28:18Recept for close up
28:19I'm really sure Alison Steadman is right to play me
28:23I'm just not feeling it
28:25I love Vicky Patterson
28:26But I'm also worried she's been a bit miscast as me
28:29She keeps slipping into a strong Geordie accent
28:32Oh how are you man I didn't say that
28:34I sound just like you in your night
28:36I don't think Ian Sterling's right to play me
28:39Excuse me
28:40Sorry I just imagined someone a wee bit fitter
28:43Fair enough
28:45The problem is I'm actually keeping two secrets
28:48One I'm a traitor
28:50And two
28:52My collar gets bigger every time I tell a lie
28:55I think Rachel's a traitor
28:58She's not
28:59And I should know
29:00Cos er
29:02Never mind
29:03It's an absolute nightmare
29:05I think Stephen might be a traitor
29:06I am not a traitor
29:09How dare you actually
29:11Maybe they won't notice
29:13I promise you I am not a traitor
29:16Someone is
29:17In this very room
29:20Okay
29:21Let's settle this once and for all
29:22As a crime writer
29:24Just banish me
29:25And I'll stand up there
29:27And tell you all
29:28I am faithful
29:30Time for talking is over
29:31And I'm standing still
29:33So the time for walking is over
29:35And I've just finished eating my lunch
29:37With this handy spoon and fork combination
29:42So the time for sporking is over
29:45Harriet
29:45Are you a traitor?
29:53I am
29:54And always have been
30:00A faith
30:02Let me finish
30:04I am
30:05And always have been
30:07A faith healer
30:08It's just a little thing I do on the side
30:09Just to make a few quid
30:10I am
30:11And always have been
30:17A train
30:18Let me finish
30:22A train spotter
30:23I like trains
30:24I am
30:26And always
30:27Have been
30:30A faithless
30:31Fam
30:32I can't get
30:33No sleep
30:34Love a bit of faithless
30:35Enough
30:36She's a bloody faithful
30:37Okay
30:38Can we please get on
30:41Rachel
30:42I'm going to have to throw you under the bus
30:44And tell everyone
30:45That you're actually
30:46A traitor
30:47What?
30:49You
30:49You
30:51I warned you
30:52Never mess with a woman
30:53Who's once read an e-book
30:54Written by a man
30:56Who's nearly seen all
30:57Of Silence of the Lambs
30:58I've got something else to tell you
30:59Not everyone
31:00Is what they seem
31:02I was a senior detective
31:04In the police force
31:05Judy is my mum
31:08Ellie is my girlfriend
31:10And these aren't even real sideburns
31:14And I
31:15Am your father
31:18Sorry, that's my throat
31:20And I am your father
31:22Much better
31:22No
31:23Yeah
31:24No
31:24I am
31:25Aye
31:26Now you see
31:28Your face does ring a bell
31:29Give us a hug
32:00I'm sorry
32:00But if he's meant
32:00Treachery
32:01Deceit
32:02And very questionable acting
32:04And the model of this story
32:06Don't ever mess with the real traitors
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34:03Now for those of you
34:04Who may have been living under a rock
34:06You may not have known
34:07That Radio 1's Greg James
34:09Completed the longest ever celebrity bike ride
34:11For Comic Relief on Friday
34:13He cycled a staggering
34:151,000 kilometres
34:16From Weymouth to Edinburgh
34:18And raised an eye-wanting amount of money
34:20All on a tandem
34:21What a hero
34:22Here is how his challenge
34:24Went down
34:273, 2, 1
34:30Today is day one of my longest ride
34:33And I'm kicking it all off
34:34In Weymouth
34:35You're not just doing this
34:36On any regular road bike
34:37You're doing it on a tandem
34:39Why are you doing it on a tandem?
34:42Hi Greg, how are you doing?
34:44It's definitely a challenge
34:45It's definitely difficult
34:46And I've got seven days left
34:48We're in Wales
34:50A horse with a red nose
34:52Oh my God
34:53That's next year's challenge
34:54Joe Lycett is giving him a tour of Birmingham
34:57Thanks so much
34:58That's very kind
34:59I'll go and get a pint in a minute
35:00Sorry, no, I mean I'll give it in the bucket
35:01The total is currently about 210,000
35:05What? Is it?
35:05Oh, did you not know that?
35:06No way
35:09Oh yeah, it's the bloke from Radio 1
35:10And oh my God
35:12Is that Prince William?
35:14I wasn't going to bring your dad up
35:15But I hope he's all right
35:16Yeah, my dad's not in a great way
35:18Well, you know he's so proud of you
35:19We're all thinking of you as you're doing this
35:21I can tell you've raised £1,020,000
35:24No, we're over a million
35:25Yeah
35:25No way
35:27This is a bit of a wake-up call today
35:29My God, is it early?
35:31I'm in a world of pain
35:33It's £2,000,000
35:36Let's go!
35:37Come on!
35:38You're all right, I got you
35:39A little dose of Jamie Lang in your day
35:41Here he is, coming in
35:43And emotional reunion
35:46Very, very special eight days
35:47That I've really, really needed
35:51Weymouth to Edinburgh
35:53What a stupid idea
35:54We did it!
35:57Get the anti-chase cream on standby please
36:00Give us a huge, hero's welcome
36:03To an incredible man
36:04It's Radio 1's Dave James, everyone!
36:28I can't believe you're here!
36:31I'm so happy to see you
36:32You know, how are you feeling?
36:35I, I feel very happy to be here
36:38I feel very confused
36:39Because I woke up on the Scottish borders
36:41I've then, this morning at 4 o'clock
36:43I've started cycling to Edinburgh
36:45I then finished in Edinburgh
36:46And now I'm in Salford
36:48Incredible
36:49And I'm seeing you
36:49And I'm seeing everyone here
36:51And I'm just, I'm overjoyed
36:52With how much money we raised with this thing
36:54And how joyful we managed to make the tandem adventure
36:59You know what was amazing
37:00Was when you say the word joyful
37:02Seeing all those kids
37:03I mean, every, everywhere you went
37:06And then being joined
37:07I mean, Prince William
37:09Yeah
37:09Please, what, what was that like?
37:11A complete surprise
37:12So I was, I was
37:13Shouted out in my ear
37:15They said, turn off the road
37:16Into the car park
37:17And we were in a truck stop
37:19And by a car
37:20Prince William was just standing there
37:23And that's, that's the first time
37:24Any of us knew about it
37:25Because it was top secret
37:26And he was there
37:27And he was holding a helmet
37:29And then I said
37:30Have you got your own bike?
37:31And he went, no, no
37:32I'm going to get on yours
37:34And I've never held on
37:38More tightly
37:39Can you imagine
37:40What would have happened to me
37:41If he'd have fallen off
37:43That would have been the end
37:45Maybe the end of comic relief
37:48Are you ready to hear
37:49How much you have raised
37:51Yes
37:51For comic relief
37:53I've heard a few totals
37:55But
37:55Okay
37:55Can I have another one?
37:58Fancy another one
37:59Yes
38:00That's all I wanted from tonight
38:01Greg, your total is
38:054 million
38:08225
38:08Bound
38:09Bound
38:09Bound
38:09Bound
38:10Bound
38:10Bound
38:10Bound
38:10Bound
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38:15Bound
38:16Bound
38:17Bound
38:18Bound
38:22Bound
38:24Wasn't that great?
38:27Okay time now to remind ourselves
38:29Why your donations
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43:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:23Ay!
43:24Y Amanda Byram.
43:26¡Amanda!
43:29¡Gracias!
43:33¡Oh, sí, es soo fun!
43:39¡So, esto es todo mi mal, y voy, de acuerdo...
43:43¡Soy, me voy a perder!
43:45¡Of course, Amanda Collier!
43:46¡So, voy a, de acuerdo, asegurándote que todos...
43:50...bueno, la mayoría de ustedes son invitados a la vuelta.
43:53...but I'm sure you all understand.
43:55Well, to be honest, I don't want to speak for all the Amandas here...
43:59...but it does feel a little bit disrespectful.
44:01I mean, I have just come all the way from Soha, South Halston.
44:05I work in property, never heard it called that.
44:08I just feel like you've got a room full of iconic women...
44:11...who deserve a little bit more than being told to go home.
44:15OK, well, what would you suggest?
44:17Well, she's got a great idea, Maya.
44:20Um, hmm.
44:26OK, fine.
44:27If I'm going to interview Alia, let's start with Barry.
44:31Or...
44:33...should we give in the order that we arrived?
44:35You know, let's go alphabetical.
44:36We'll go alphabetical, OK?
44:38So we've got Barry, we've got Byram, we've got Collier.
44:41Amazing on traitors, by the way.
44:43So good.
44:43Yeah, that was really good.
44:45And then we've got Lam, and then, um...
44:49Um, Hughes, so I think I should really be before this.
44:52I think it'll be fine.
44:53It'll all work out.
44:54Just back up.
44:55Look, I will get to you, if we've got time.
44:58Right.
45:00Oh, Sarah, I am so sorry I'm late.
45:02It's Amanda Holden.
45:03Oh, Amanda's.
45:05Amanda!
45:06Oh!
45:07Uh, yeah.
45:08They, uh, they messed up the booking.
45:10OK.
45:11I'm just going to give my agent a quick ring.
45:18Oh.
45:19I adore you and Alan Carr.
45:22I love the whole will-they-won't-they thing you've got going on there.
45:25I just want to ask her a question.
45:27Enough, enough, enough.
45:28Sorry, Amanda.
45:29Just, my PA is still being trained.
45:31It's absolutely fine.
45:32Sorry, I need to make a call.
45:33Yes, absolutely.
45:35Um, clearly the situation in there is not exactly, um...
45:39Well, let's just say not all Amandas were created equal,
45:43if you know what I mean.
45:44I know exactly what you mean.
45:45Right.
45:45There are A-Mandas and there are B-Mandas and, um...
45:50What if I said there might be a way for you and I
45:53to get a bigger bite of the microphone?
45:59Apple.
46:01Well, the microphone.
46:03Apple.
46:10Must be so stressful.
46:13So many Amandas.
46:15I have a similar problem in my house at Christmas.
46:18There's 11 Pats in my family.
46:20And another one on the way.
46:21Yeah, more Pats than Patsfield.
46:24As Pat likes to say.
46:26Oh, that's my cousin Pat, talking about Big Pat,
46:28who is a dairy farmer and also a former Ireland's strongest man.
46:33OK.
46:34Tell me more.
46:36Oh, um, well...
46:40OK, so we're going to come to you guys at the end of the song.
46:42Well, actually, Sarah, sorry.
46:44I was thinking there's four minutes, six Amandas.
46:48I don't really think that reflects our profiles.
46:51Sorry, what?
46:52That's a really good point, actually, Amanda.
46:54I feel like I'm worth a bit more than 50 seconds.
46:58Right?
46:59Yeah, I think so.
47:01Yeah, I do, too.
47:02Come on, guys.
47:03Let's get out of here.
47:04Go on, Amanda.
47:05Come on, Amanda.
47:05Yeah, you should definitely...
47:07Yeah.
47:07You know what?
47:08No one puts Amandas in the corner.
47:11You guys really need to get some windows in here.
47:14I mean, how do we go from too many Amandas
47:16to no Amandas at all?
47:18I mean, what are we going to do?
47:18We've got four minutes to fill.
47:21Oh, no.
47:22You're right.
47:23I mean, what are you doing?
47:24I'm not coming to you.
47:25I'm not coming to you.
47:26Well, I need to mind.
47:27I'm not going to say that.
47:28I'm not going to say that.
47:34Are you kidding me?
47:37So, he lifted Ireland's second strongest man,
47:41also called Pat, clean over his head.
47:44So, he actually broke another world record
47:47that he didn't even know about.
47:49I don't know what?
47:49What an incredible story.
47:51We will be back with Anne, don't worry,
47:53straight after the news.
47:54And that's if you can stick around, please.
47:56Oh, yeah, sure.
47:57Absolutely.
47:59Well, I have you.
48:00I've actually got this lifestyle brand called Senu.
48:03I was wondering...
48:04Amand...
48:05That is brilliant, Anne.
48:07I think we might have found the next Terry Wogan.
48:09You put the Anne in Wogan.
48:11Yeah.
48:17Well, that was jokes.
48:18Fancy some more laughs.
48:20Don't worry.
48:20We've got you.
48:21Take a look at this.
48:22I can't even hold the broom.
48:26Even McIntyre's done it.
48:30There's your bloke fun.
48:31Hello.
48:34Let's do this.
48:39Thank you.
48:40We're all...
48:42Maybe they won't notice.
48:45I mean...
48:46Maybe they won't notice.
48:50LAUGHTER
48:54It's not going to take the weight, this.
48:56It's going to rip...
48:57That's going to rip that.
48:58Oh, playdom.
48:59Oh, f***ing worry.
49:01Hit you with a boob.
49:03You're going down.
49:09I'm trying so hard not to laugh.
49:12People live-streamed themselves walking to the bin.
49:16Kidsbury...
49:17Ugh.
49:19Kidsbury...
49:20Suck it, Carmen.
49:23LAUGHTER
49:25You, you.
49:26You, feel this up.
49:32I can't even ride a bike.
49:35Anyway, these overcoats are not expensive.
49:37What?
49:42You can't laugh.
49:43I'm sorry.
49:44You...
49:45LAUGHTER
49:47Sorry, did I...
49:49LAUGHTER
49:50Help!
49:51My nose!
49:53LAUGHTER
49:54I'm here at the Postcode Lottery Opera.
49:59And then after that,
50:01I'm going to ask everyone
50:02if there's anyone else who wants to rock a f*** bang.
50:05LAUGHTER
50:05That's what I'm going to do.
50:08And...
50:09Cut!
50:09Reset for action.
50:12No.
50:13LAUGHTER
50:14LAUGHTER
50:15Now, LaVoir,
50:16can you believe that it was 15 years ago
50:18since Game of Thrones was first shown?
50:2115 years?
50:22I've got bras older than that.
50:24Well, we've got some of you now
50:25that's equally as uplifting.
50:27Here's Coldplay with Game of Thrones, the musical.
50:35There are Starks and there are Lannisters
50:37and Kardashians and...
50:39Targaryens, idiot.
50:41And Targaryens, and of course there's someone knows.
50:46Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of Game of Thrones.
50:51Nice. I like it.
50:53Thanks, man.
50:53Cool.
50:54In an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation,
50:56we've discovered that the British band Coldplay
50:59are secretly working on a musical
51:01of TV sensation Game of Thrones.
51:04They've gathered in the Henson Recording Studio
51:06in Los Angeles
51:07to work up the 16 songs required
51:10for a full Broadway stage production.
51:12Around the world
51:15My heart had to roll
51:17Well, when I first heard about it,
51:18I was a little bit sceptical,
51:20but now I'm completely convinced
51:23it's a horrible idea.
51:27Closer to...
51:29One word that springs to mind
51:30when I'm thinking about this project
51:31is Titanic.
51:33But not in terms of the successful movie,
51:36in terms of the unsuccessful boat.
51:47Finally, after months of writing and planning,
51:50Chris has invited along
51:51the entire cast of Game of Thrones
51:53to recruit them into the live Broadway show.
51:56Fellas, how you doing?
51:57Yeah.
51:57Good morning.
51:57I had a moment of inspiration.
51:59It was a flash of genius.
52:00Get the whole cast to come in.
52:02Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea,
52:03so that's what's happening.
52:05It's a big day.
52:05Big day for us.
52:07All the actors are gathering
52:08to hear the songs performed
52:09for the first time.
52:12Well, not all of them.
52:14More two.
52:16I was told Sean Bean was going to be here.
52:19He owes me a fiver.
52:21Chris, how do you think it's going?
52:23Stunning.
52:23Stunning.
52:24People are literally stunned.
52:26And what if some of them can't sing?
52:28Well, the funny thing is,
52:30they can sing.
52:33Okay, three, four.
52:36Redding.
52:37Redding.
52:38Redding.
52:38Redding.
52:38Redding.
52:38Redding.
52:39Redding.
52:39Redding.
52:40No, no, no, no.
52:41Two, three, four.
52:44Rubber, rubber, rubber.
52:46Snabbing.
52:46Come on.
52:46No, no.
52:47Sorry, sorry.
52:48Oh.
52:51I'm sure he'll come back.
52:53Well, with these things,
52:54it's always step by step.
52:5550% of the cast seemed really into it,
52:59so I think we're onto something really special.
53:01It's been a slightly disappointing day.
53:10But then...
53:12Hey, Chris.
53:15I'm sorry I'm late.
53:18Oh, my God.
53:19Jon Snow.
53:23I knew you'd come.
53:24I'd never let you down, man.
53:26Thank you, Jon Snow.
53:28It's Kit.
53:29Thank you, Kit Snow.
53:30Right.
53:32What have we got, man?
53:33It's day two of the workshop.
53:35Still going strong.
53:37And suddenly things take a turn for the better.
53:40With a phone call from Jon Snow
53:42and the offer of free food,
53:44a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.
53:55Wow, Len.
53:59You make my heart sing.
54:04You pull your bowstring
54:06and shoot me.
54:10Wow, Len.
54:14Woo!
54:15Woo!
54:22Yeah!
54:26Really good.
54:27Really, really, really, really good.
54:29Just one tiny thing.
54:32On the lings,
54:33just be careful
54:33going a little bit flat, so...
54:35No, it wasn't.
54:38You know, nothing Chris Martin.
54:40Don't mess around with you.
54:42Don't mess around with
54:44your daughter friend.
54:45Every style in the musical canon
54:47is captured in one day
54:48of blazing glory.
54:50Beautiful.
54:51Nice.
54:51If you're here for the wedding
54:52of Robbie Stark,
54:53keep the car running,
54:54there's no need to park.
54:56He's not going to make it
54:57through the night.
55:00Keep that wedding cake
55:01in the fridge.
55:02He didn't pay me back
55:03for using the bridge.
55:04I'm afraid this wedding
55:05won't be white.
55:08Red wedding,
55:09red wedding,
55:10lots of stabbing,
55:11a bit of beheading.
55:12The reigns of Castamere
55:13are here to stay.
55:16Red wedding,
55:17dead wedding,
55:18head shredding,
55:19bloodshed wedding,
55:20there will be no wedding
55:21of Betty.
55:22Hey!
55:24You don't mess around
55:25with Walter Fink.
55:26Bang.
55:26Curtains.
55:27Tony Award.
55:28Great.
55:29Yeah!
55:30I love you guys.
55:31News of the success
55:32of the workshop
55:33spreads like wildfire.
55:35Suddenly,
55:35everyone is in.
55:36Do you know what?
55:37I've never been prouder
55:38to be in anything.
55:40I always knew
55:40it was going to be a triumph.
55:42George R. Martin
55:42meets Chris Martin.
55:44What could go wrong?
55:45Are you thinking
55:46about Joffrey?
55:49Such a spirited lad.
55:53I was his uncle.
55:56I was also his dad.
55:59The greatest rock opera
56:01of all time
56:01is coming together.
56:03Closer to home.
56:07Closer to home.
56:10A family tree
56:13with a branch of our own.
56:16I can't believe it.
56:17It's a dream come true.
56:18Everything is coming together.
56:20Everyone's on board.
56:21We just need
56:22George R. R. Martin's permission
56:23and then we're off.
56:25He's going to go
56:25absolutely crazy.
56:26And Chris was right.
56:28George R. R. Martin
56:29did go absolutely crazy.
56:34It's a setback.
56:35But a little bit of this,
56:38a little bit of that.
56:38Changed some words around.
56:40I've got plenty
56:41of other brilliant ideas.
56:51That's not bad actually.
56:54I better get my skates on then.
57:02Well sadly it's almost
57:04the end of the show.
57:05Where did the time go?
57:06Well you took ages
57:07to get ready
57:08and we've had to pick up
57:09your sequins along the way.
57:11My sequins?
57:12What about your muddy
57:12football boots?
57:13We've had to mop this floor
57:14ten times.
57:15Anyway, seriously,
57:17Jill and I
57:18and in fact the whole team
57:19at Comic Relief
57:20want to say a huge thank you
57:21for your amazing support
57:23and generosity.
57:24It means the absolute world.
57:26No, it really does.
57:27And please keep donating
57:28and keep supporting
57:29as Comic Relief
57:30doesn't stop after this week,
57:32you know.
57:32It's all year round.
57:34I'll be lacing up my trainers
57:36to take on a unique
57:37sport relief challenge
57:38in the summer.
57:39So please keep an eye out
57:40for more.
57:41That's exciting
57:42and I'm off for a leg wax.
57:43So before we go,
57:44let's relive a few more
57:45of this year's highlights.
57:47Thank you and
57:48goodbye.
57:49That's not our lift home,
57:50is it?
57:51I hope not.
57:51I'm not going on that, Jill.
57:52Let's see if we can find
57:53our way out.
57:54Is this the door out?
58:02You ready?
58:18Perfect.
58:36All right.
58:38All right.
58:49Let's see if we can find
58:50it.
58:53Let's see if we can find it!
58:58Gracias por ver el video.
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