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00:23To be continued...
00:30To kill the president of the country to ranch in front of all these important people...
00:33It's not that bad an idea.
00:35Throw a party in his honor and open the trapdoor.
00:38Wow, super discreet.
00:39Why not the theater while we're at it?
00:43No Spanish for that one?
00:44Not right now.
00:45I can be a pain and unpredictable.
00:47Anyway, we gotta get moving.
00:49So I'll infiltrate.
00:50Find Lincoln and get him out.
00:51You still think you can infiltrate alone?
00:53Yeah, well I can't go with you.
00:54A fancy party's too risky.
00:55Yeah, I'll be recognized.
00:57No, because of the flies.
01:00You could infiltrate the barn.
01:01Because you smell.
01:02You smell like a horse.
01:04Well, I don't smell like a horse.
01:08That's not the point anyway.
01:09As long as Zee and her goons are gonna be there, so will I.
01:12Oh, fuck me.
01:12Louise.
01:13Sorry, fudge me.
01:14I figured out how we'll go in.
01:16Two oldies, one young'un, who are always bickering.
01:19We're gonna pass for a family.
01:22No, we won't.
01:23Oh gosh, whatever, Louise.
01:25I'll think of something.
01:25Give me a second.
01:26No, I'll think of something.
01:27Yeah, of course you will.
01:28Wait, what is that even supposed to mean?
01:29I don't know.
01:30Maybe the-
01:30Perfect!
01:32That's the energy right there.
01:48Wow, that was quite a headbutt you gave him.
01:50I was gonna scream.
01:52Do you do that a lot?
01:54Only if no one's looking.
01:55Yeah, we need to be an example.
02:00Let's go.
02:01Let's go.
02:10This is gonna be risky.
02:12What is?
02:13The mission or your outfit?
02:14Oh, shut up.
02:16Sure, Pa.
02:23Ah.
02:36We need to find an assassin in here, and a president.
02:38It'll be tense if there's a shootout.
02:40I have to stash my colts under this thing.
02:42All right.
02:44Well, if the killer's hiding among the guards of the gunmen, they'll give us some options.
02:49In this room, we've got Winchesters, Schofield, a peacemaker, and there's a-
02:54We can't.
02:54Security's not here.
02:55He must be on the second floor.
02:56I'm trying to scrutinize her.
02:57Let me finish, would you?
02:58We can co-scrutinize, no?
02:59No.
03:00It tangles up the deductions.
03:01You really can't work when there's two of us.
03:02There's three.
03:03Two plus one.
03:04Thanks.
03:20You still trying to scrutinize?
03:25Oh, no.
03:26He's dying.
03:28Pepper.
03:31Well, now we know the danger's in the buffet.
03:34Good job, pro.
03:35And speaking of pros, we need to find a cover.
03:41On the handkerchief, it says we're the Bells.
03:43Bell.
03:44Hang on.
03:47As in Gabe Bell?
03:49He's on the list.
03:51He's in the conspiracy.
03:55On the board, over there.
03:56They've got the names Emmett Clayton, the oil magnate, and Clara Brown of William Brown Banks.
04:00They're also on the list.
04:11So the entire first half of the list is here.
04:14And the other half can't be far.
04:17So we're surrounded.
04:18Basically, we invited a turkey to Thanksgiving.
04:20Lincoln is the turkey.
04:22Not Thanksgiving because he's going to get killed.
04:24Uh, yeah, I know what a metaphor is.
04:26The last person we meet is...
04:44Oh, we have new guests that I haven't shaken hands with.
04:50Stay right there.
04:51Stay right there.
04:52Relax and smile.
04:53We're the Bells.
04:54And what if he actually knows the Bells?
04:58Howard Finlay of the Finlay Railroad Company.
05:02And you are?
05:03Yeah.
05:06Oh.
05:08Mr. Bell, of course!
05:09How did I not guess?
05:10And, obviously, you are a...
05:13His daughter.
05:14Wonderful!
05:15It's a pleasure to meet you.
05:16Anyway, it's an honor to finally put a face to one of the biggest donors of our cause.
05:22Now, without further ado, allow me, sir, to present our wonderful leader.
05:26Hmm?
05:28Mrs. Z!
05:32Mrs. Z, Governor of New Mexico.
05:40Mr. Bell, and his lovely daughter.
05:43Pleasure to meet you.
05:52Do you work with horses?
05:54No, uh, newspapers.
05:56The Bells are the owners of the Borderland Herald.
05:59Oh, sorry.
06:01Your, uh, perfume.
06:03It threw me for a second.
06:09Isn't she adorable?
06:11And if I remember correctly,
06:14they're from Galveston.
06:15Is that right?
06:16Exactly.
06:16Just like you, Mrs. Governor.
06:20That's why your family looks so familiar.
06:24I'm sure I must know who your mother is.
06:25Oh, yes.
06:28Oh, no, that'd be impossible.
06:30We're not from the Galveston, uh, in Texas, but, uh, Galveston, uh, in England.
06:37Your visitors from the old world.
06:40Marvelous.
06:42Marvelous.
06:43Yes.
06:48Excuse me.
06:56Funny manners, your daughter.
06:57A British education, I imagine.
07:00Please forgive her.
07:02Missing the old world.
07:04Yes, well, aren't we all?
07:22We have to stop her and find out what's going on here.
07:31Where's that waiter going?
07:36Champagne on his tray.
07:38I guess there's someone important.
07:39Lincoln.
07:42Find Louise.
07:43I'll follow him upstairs.
07:47I'll follow him upstairs.
08:14Luke.
08:16Really?
08:19are you getting me out of here what i know i know i left and i shouldn't have
08:26but i couldn't stand being ignored by everyone anymore even the wanted except you you you're
08:34here you're saving me again luke you're amazing you're a mover and you shine and you even change
08:42your wardrobe please there's no time for that now tell me in as few words as possible what are you
08:47doing here i was in trouble i saw this job post and they hired me here as a waiter super
08:54so concise
08:55have you seen anyone who looks like the president of the united states uh no you're not here for me
09:03are you billy concentrate fuck you come to see me at the place where i work all for you to
09:10say that
09:10you don't want to see me i didn't even know you'd be here my words just say you don't give
09:13a shit
09:14about me obviously no no i mean given the context of this conspiracy obviously gotcha
09:20at least it's clear billy don't worry i'll just get back to work for don herrero at least that man
09:27he wants me oh wait that's that's your don herrero yeah oh no oh my god
10:00it's okay it's the petit four
10:05they're spicy
10:13it's gonna be okay she's gonna pay for tucum i promise you sweetie
10:25something's going on the people on the list are leaving
10:37you're herrero his name isn't actually herrero it's smith dean smith a super rich guy who went
10:44crazy and thought he'd become emperor of the whole u.s awesome oh well no because a desperado
10:49discovered the fake emperor had real weapons he played smith smith was going to raise the
10:53whole town if someone didn't stop him someone you i don't want to brag but yeah i can't believe
11:01you just talked about yourself in the third person someone who happens to be me stopped him and he
11:05went into exile in mexico who could have gone into exile but me because i am mexico me manuel felipe
11:13juan miguel pacifico ramirez herero emperor of mexico
11:18okay he's no better what we don't kiss the hand of the ember so uh no
11:24go on kiss me no do it no no no all right may we talk may we talk your highness
11:37your emperor of mexico i'm so surprised because there's no emperor in mexico it's a republic
11:44well you must be confused with a different mexico come on smith what's happening here i have come
11:49here on a diplomatic visit invited by a very close friend who wants me at her side governor zee to
11:55demand from this cucaracha lincoln a revision of the borders wait lincoln's here pero no i would
12:03never have received an enemy of mexico in my second casa clearly not shut up billy whoa don't be
12:09shutting me up man what do you think because your name's lucky luke you can do whatever you want
12:13lucky luke what is lucky luke you've never heard of this man here hero of the west
12:19and friend of lincoln
12:22an enemy of mexico who was waiting for me in my office
12:28coming in sneaking upstairs getting away from people so you can
12:35to subdue me you've come you've come here to murder me to assassinate me that's what you're
12:41doing here that's enough of the delusions get my guardia now
13:04going back up
13:12the
13:25You stopped a man in a dangerous pursuit.
13:28They would be mourning across all of Mexico, if not for you.
13:32You saved my life, Billy.
13:35Ah.
13:37Okay.
13:40The very simple yet wise words of a real hero.
13:45I will make you head of the arsenal, marshal of the empire, and duke of Veracruz.
14:03Billy, el duke.
14:14We've got this in one.
14:26We can't hear anything. We need to get closer.
14:28I might go myself. It's safer.
14:30You go spy, I'll distract the guards at the entrance.
14:34What do you mean?
14:35To give you cover.
14:36I mean, how will you distract the guards?
14:38That's easy.
14:39A smile, a silly laugh, a woman's soft touch. I'm sure you get it.
14:47Smith.
14:48You should end this madness.
14:50Hey, hey, Smith. What is this, Smith? An insult in your language?
14:53My language is your language.
14:54And Smith is your name.
14:56We've known each other for years.
14:58No, no, te coneso.
14:59I've never in my life made a looky-look.
15:03Unless you've been to Mexico before, on vacation, like the gringos do.
15:08Listen to me. You're a gringo.
15:10You're not Mexican.
15:12Allow me to present you my imperial spokesman.
15:19Right. Go spy, I'll handle the guard.
15:21But first, I want to show you a secret move.
15:24What Luke showed you at the orphanage?
15:26Against Ben?
15:27Ben Rabiot? Yeah.
15:29But how do you know about that?
15:31You.
15:32A young you in the dream world told me.
15:34Okay, but Luke said you forgot everything.
15:37I remember some of it.
15:39So show me.
15:42Imagine you're attacked like this.
15:45Wait, what exactly did you see in the dream world?
15:49I saw Tukum.
15:55And I saw you there.
15:59You were beautiful.
16:02You were happy.
16:03Happier than I've ever seen you.
16:14All right, back to teaching me to smash someone's face.
16:15Yeah, sorry about that.
16:17Okay, so one, you want to shift your center of gravity forward, get them off balance.
16:23Two, you crush their foot, and then I loosen a grip.
16:26Three, you throw all the elbows that you can.
16:28Right.
16:30That's it.
16:31I love this mom-daughter moment.
16:40Yeah, I read that hurt.
16:42Un poquito.
16:44Popped him un poquito.
16:47Popped him un poquito.
16:48It's funny, right?
16:59Bad pettifore?
17:01Oh yeah, it's spicy when you're not Mexican, huh?
17:07No, not a bit.
17:11These are tears of emotion.
17:16It reminds me of my childhood.
17:20The food my grandma used to make.
17:22My grandmother, totalmente Mexicana.
17:24Mi abuela.
17:25Abuelita.
17:26Smith, there's no time for that.
17:29Z's about to attack Lincoln.
17:31She's got some kind of plan.
17:32But either way, she's manipulating you.
17:34Que?
17:37Manipulate me.
17:38Me.
17:41Ay, caramba.
17:44Mi hijo, no one manipulates me.
17:47Okay?
17:48I am unmanipulable.
17:50There is no one more powerful on the continent.
17:52I have the biggest hacienda, the biggest arsenal, the most medals, the biggest mustache, the largest word of the arsenal,
17:59the biggest buttons, the biggest...
18:01Smith.
18:02Que?
18:03Please tell me you didn't bring your cannons here.
18:05I did, yeah.
18:06They're just like this.
18:08Only bigger.
18:10And they go, como se dice, ah, asÃ.
18:21Head of the arsenal.
18:26Now that's awesome.
18:30And with the other idiots' cannons, we'll be taking down Lincoln the Parasite.
18:34And finally proclaim New Mexico's independence.
18:43The next thing will be ours.
18:45Oh, no, sure.
18:48So here we are.
18:49These will be the new borders.
18:52An eagle.
18:53It's classy.
18:54All right, Finlay.
18:55Right, for the beak, we'll have to attack at Amarillo and take part of Texas.
18:58But if we want to be an eagle...
18:59Finlay.
19:00And then, uh, I came up with the concept of building a wall around all of it to keep immigrants
19:06out.
19:07The wall of the assailants.
19:09Finlay.
19:10Or ask us to keep it short.
19:12Hmm.
19:13Anyway, now, we come up with a new name.
19:15I got a mountain of ideas.
19:17I'll brainstorm as I go.
19:18The even newer New Mexico.
19:21The brand new New Mexico.
19:22Or no, wait, New Mexico too.
19:24No, no, no.
19:25It's...
19:25It's New Mexico Plus.
19:27The New Mexico!
19:28Finlay?
19:29Yeah?
19:41Other suggestions?
19:44Then gather your men.
19:45We launch the final phase of the operation.
19:47We load up the arsenal.
19:49Hey!
19:50What are you?
19:56What was that?
20:12Zee isn't here tonight for Lincoln.
20:14She's here for her Earl's cannons.
20:16We need to find Luke.
20:17Yeah.
20:23You disappeared.
20:24I thought something happened to you.
20:25Hey!
20:26Don't be hugging me just when it suits you.
20:29Billy.
20:29Ah, you remember.
20:31Because when I left, nobody called my name to come back.
20:33I really was worried about you.
20:34But I had to find my mother.
20:36Well, you found her.
20:37Good job.
20:39Anyway, mother-in-law, I'd like to talk to you about the upbringing of this one.
20:41Wait.
20:41Why is he calling me that?
20:43I'll explain later.
20:44Right.
20:45Louise.
20:45Zee.
20:46Luke.
20:46It's urgent.
20:47Oh, but I can't let you leave.
20:49I'm a duke now.
20:49Duke Billy.
20:50I've got responsibilities.
20:52And titles.
20:52Waste of space.
20:53Listen.
20:54No, you're gonna listen to me.
20:56Your daughter walked all over me like garbage.
20:59And what am I now?
21:00A marshal of the Empire.
21:02Head of the arsenal.
21:09You'll show some respect when I speak.
21:12That's an order!
21:15Billy.
21:18I played you okay, you're right.
21:20That wasn't fair to you.
21:23I pretended it wasn't a big deal.
21:28Because...
21:28Because I needed to find my mother.
21:32And that was noble.
21:35But I was wrong.
21:39Because even for a noble cause, you don't trample on people's hearts.
21:44Forgive me.
21:51I just want someone to love me.
21:53I know.
21:56Though you've gotta love yourself first, Billy.
22:01And not let airheads like me steal your horse and screw with you.
22:06You don't need a bunch of medals.
22:07You don't need any of that.
22:11Because if you're just...
22:13Billy...
22:15Well, that's all you need to be.
22:18Let us explain, Billy.
22:21Billy.
22:47No!
22:47No!
22:48No!
22:49No!
22:49No!
22:49No!
22:50No!
22:51No!
22:51No!
22:55No!
22:56No!
22:58No!
23:00No!
23:03No!
23:06Ah!
23:07Sanger Duke, we're taking a little break.
23:10Your Empyre-ness, you gotta know.
23:13Hmm?
23:13Those two women are Luke's accomplices.
23:16Spies sent by Abraham Lincoln...
23:18Except, their mission is not to kill you, but to protect you.
23:25Because Abraham Lincoln is not your enemy, don't have it wrong.
23:29He's your brother, actually.
23:31Okay.
23:34Okay, Dices?
23:35You two were separated at birth.
23:40And...
23:43And...
23:45You were on a cruise.
23:47It was down the Rio Grande.
23:49That's it.
23:50Which turned out bad.
23:51Oh, the shipwreck.
23:54At the age of two, you climbed into a barrel of guacamole.
23:58And after that, you crossed the border on your own, fighting through the water.
24:02In the guacamole?
24:04Yes!
24:06And Abraham's been looking for you ever since.
24:08And there you go.
24:09That's the reason.
24:09He toured all over America, risking life and limb.
24:13Z and her gang are a big threat.
24:15They manipulated you.
24:17So that you'd strike your own flesh and blood.
24:23You always knew it deep inside.
24:25Am I right?
24:27That you were...
24:30Different?
24:38So what do you think, Mr. Herrero?
24:42No.
24:44It's Mr. Lincoln, my son.
24:48No.
24:51It's a blackout!
24:53Get her call!
24:54Oh!
24:56Stop!
24:57Get her!
24:57Shut the fuck up!
25:11Get up!
25:23My men!
25:24My cannons!
25:31No!
25:43Oh!
25:58Ah!
26:01Ah!
26:13Belly, Belly, no.
26:18Oh, oh.
26:21Oh, please, wake up.
26:27Please.
26:30Wake up, come on, right now.
26:33Oh, oh, hey.
26:44No.
26:59What did you kiss me for?
27:02Is that the spirit of the West?
27:05Do you have feelings now for the guy you conned in the marriage?
27:12Do you feel butterflies, too?
27:15I might, yeah.
27:17You might.
27:21Those are the most beautiful words I've ever heard.
27:29Billy.
27:58Billy's going to get through it.
27:59Herrera's looking after him.
28:01What are you doing?
28:03I'm looking for clues for where they might have gone.
28:10Mom?
28:11Look.
28:13The Sandia Crest Gorges.
28:15Ten kilometers from Albuquerque.
28:17Everybody coming from the east has to pass through there.
28:20Like a president who comes to New Mexico from Texas.
28:22It's the perfect place to ambush the presidential escort.
28:25And now Z has cannons.
28:27And an army of desperados.
28:30The second half of your list, Matthew White, Thomas Nice, Stephen Pueblo, and others, they're all bandits.
28:38I didn't realize because we refer to these men as Dark Matt, Bad Tom, Evil Stephen.
28:42I had this gang locked up at the prison in San Pedro.
28:45San Pedro.
28:46San Pedro.
28:50Wait.
28:50This man.
28:51Z was seeing him frequently in secret.
28:53I had some guys follow him to where he works.
28:56He runs the prison in San Pedro.
28:59Z bribed him to help them escape.
29:01She's assembling a battalion of killers.
29:09Luke, you okay?
29:12The last name on the list?
29:15Chris Manson.
29:16It's him.
29:17Him who?
29:18Who is he?
29:18They call him Lightning.
30:00Don't worry, cowboy.
30:03I'll let you live.
30:07But it will be worse.
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