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00:02Hello?
00:02Hello.
00:03How are you doing today?
00:04How are you doing?
00:05Anthony, they sent me over your resume here.
00:08Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?
00:10Yeah.
00:11So I'm 25.
00:12I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, born and raised.
00:14So I'm always giving it 100%.
00:16Awesome.
00:17Awesome.
00:17We're looking to hire a Tim.
00:19It would be both for work in office and also at a company retreat.
00:24You'd be my assistant for the trip, helping me with odd jobs.
00:27So we have a documentary crew that is following our business.
00:32If you were to do the job, are you okay with being on camera?
00:35Absolutely.
00:44Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.
00:45Exciting time for us because we're about to go on our big retreat.
00:48And that's what you're helping out with here.
00:50Welcome to Oak Canyon Ranch.
00:52Woo!
00:59You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
01:01Give it up with my son, Dougie.
01:04Hello, rockin' grandmas!
01:05How are you playing?
01:07You can't do that.
01:08Doug, that's illegal.
01:09Walk.
01:09Where? What?
01:10Let's go!
01:18Two weeks ago, Malibu Realtors f***ed a beehive.
01:21What?
01:24Clear!
01:26I'm gonna put be a whore on my bucket list.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:28Oh, did not do that.
01:32I real life feel like I'm on a TV show and not a documentary.
01:36Like, this is something that...
01:39Honestly, maybe not.
01:40Because this is not something that you can just make up.
01:48What?
01:48Introduce yourself and tell us where we are.
01:50Okay.
01:50Um, hello.
01:51My name's Anthony Norman.
01:52Um, I'm here at...
01:54Sorry.
01:55You can do it again.
01:56Okay, okay.
01:58Rockin' grandmas.
01:59Sorry.
01:59First day here.
02:00She needs to get a tongue scraper.
02:02I'm telling you, all that bacteria is just growing on that tongue.
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:06And then it's slapping us in the face.
02:07That's why...
02:08What's going on?
02:08Come on a second.
02:09Good morning.
02:09I'm Anthony.
02:10I'm the new assistant.
02:12I'm not sure who I'm supposed to report today.
02:13You're probably going to meet with Kevin.
02:14He's just not in yet.
02:15Okay.
02:15So yeah, you can just have a seat.
02:16And once he's in, I'll get him for you.
02:17All right, thank you.
02:18I've been doing temp work for about two years.
02:22I kind of go everywhere.
02:23Here at Rockin' Grandmas, I'm just an assistant.
02:26I'm basically here to do whatever they need me to do.
02:29You like chips?
02:31Yeah.
02:31You want to try those?
02:32I'm all right, thank you.
02:33You sure?
02:33It's wasabi octopus.
02:34It's okay, I appreciate it.
02:36All right, you don't get to try these flavors every day now.
02:38Yeah, man, that's a flavor I've never even heard of.
02:41I know.
02:42My name is PJ Green.
02:44Where do I look?
02:44Do I look at you?
02:45You don't look at me, unfortunately.
02:46Okay, I always want to look right in there.
02:48I love it here.
02:49And I love this company retreat that we're about to go on.
02:52Because listen, if PJ can take a vacation, PJ's going to take it, okay?
02:55And we'd like to, what's up?
02:56Can I get those papers that were on the printer?
02:58Oh, yes.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00It's a little chip dust on that.
03:01Don't mind it.
03:02Hot sauce is like having a moment.
03:04You don't see this kind of thing happening with ketchup.
03:07It's like, name me like a YouTube ketchup show.
03:09What's the name of that YouTube ketchup show everyone watches?
03:12There is, no, because it doesn't exist.
03:14Because hot sauce is time.
03:15It's our time.
03:16Hot sauce is time.
03:17Yeah.
03:17I'm Kevin Gomez.
03:18I run HR here at Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce.
03:21I consider myself kind of a big brother that you can come and share your secrets with.
03:25I guess I could give you a noogie too, but, you know, mostly a sympathetic year.
03:29Thank you so much for jumping on this.
03:31Yeah, thank you for having me.
03:32The retreat is a huge deal for us every year.
03:35It's kind of like my Super Bowl for the year.
03:37You know, getting everything ready, and you're going to be my right-hand man.
03:40This year is especially exciting because our founder and CEO, Doug, is retiring.
03:45Can I have a quick question?
03:47Sure, Jimmy.
03:48If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like that,
03:53and, like, forwarded around the office or something.
03:55Is it sexual in nature?
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58Very much so.
03:58No, I wouldn't do that.
04:00No?
04:00No.
04:01Okay.
04:01Better say it be sorry, right?
04:04I guess I'll forward it.
04:05What if I forward it?
04:06Fair enough.
04:07You know?
04:07Old Jimmy would have already sent it.
04:09Okay.
04:10Fair enough.
04:11I rib Jimmy all the time, but he has come a very long way.
04:14When I first started here, I couldn't stand him.
04:18He was a lot.
04:19You did a lot.
04:20I did a lot.
04:21New Jimmy, 2,446 days sober.
04:26We're at house.
04:28He tried.
04:29You want a tour?
04:30Yeah, absolutely.
04:30Great.
04:30Let's take a tour.
04:31There's not much to see, but let's take a tour.
04:33Over here, we got sales.
04:35Hey, guys.
04:36Hey.
04:37Hey.
04:37This is our customer relations.
04:38Amy.
04:39Hi, Amy.
04:40Hi, Kevi.
04:41I'm Amy Patterson.
04:42My go-to Starbee's order is actually the same as Taylor Swift's go-to Starbee's order.
04:47Isn't that so funny?
04:49Not really.
04:51Good morning, Helen.
04:53This is our accountant, Helen.
04:55This is Anthony.
04:56Hi, Anthony.
04:56I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.
05:01Never been audited that I remember.
05:05This is our sourcing expert here.
05:07Hey, I'm Anthony.
05:09Anthony as well.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:10That's right.
05:11Nice to meet you.
05:12Come on, Anthony.
05:13Oh, me?
05:14Anthony.
05:17This is our CEO.
05:19Hey.
05:19Meet my new assistant for the week.
05:21Anthony.
05:22Nice to meet you.
05:23Enjoy your office while you got it.
05:24Yep.
05:26Dougie's office soon.
05:27I'm retiring, so bye-bye, Doug.
05:30Me.
05:31My son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.
05:38I feel like he needs to be afforded the opportunity.
05:43To keep Rockin' Grandma a family business.
05:46Okay.
05:46I also understand the risks involved.
05:49So, I appreciate your offer, but I'm not ready to sell the company at this time.
05:53Okay.
05:55Doug, he's nice.
05:57He was a bit scary just because, you know, he's obviously the big boss man.
06:00He didn't even look up at me, but it just shows that how serious he takes his business and what
06:04he does.
06:08Man, how are you doing?
06:09Hey.
06:10I'm Dougie, by the way.
06:11I'm Dad's son.
06:13Anthony, man.
06:13Nice to meet you.
06:14Nice to meet you.
06:15I usually set up in here.
06:17You don't mind if I?
06:19It's kind of just like mine.
06:19No, I do.
06:21Oof.
06:24I kind of share Dad's office, but I like to come in here and just like, it's like my sauce
06:27lab.
06:28Yeah.
06:28Are you a hot sauce guy?
06:30Yes and no.
06:31Cooking up some a little special for the retreat, so I'm like kind of, you know, excited about that.
06:36Sort of.
06:37I'm excited.
06:37Yeah.
06:38I'll be the assistant, so anything y'all need, I'm there.
06:40Yeah, this will be my first one.
06:42Okay.
06:42I mean, I've only been back for six months.
06:44I lived in Jamaica for like four years.
06:45Oh.
06:46But yeah, I just kind of like fell in love, linked up with these dudes.
06:49We're just like jamming with the lobby band.
06:51You're the Jai Prophets?
06:52Ska band.
06:53No?
06:53No.
06:54It has always been my hope that Dougie would take over someday, but when he dropped out of
06:59business school to do a rock band in Jamaica, I was like, there goes that idea.
07:03And I just had to see if we could make it, you know?
07:07Turns out we couldn't.
07:09One of the things I'm trying to do like when I take over for dad is like zhuzh up the
07:13bottle.
07:14This has like been this logo forever, like it'll rock your socks off.
07:17It'll rock your socks off.
07:18Kind of emphasize the off.
07:20Yeah, right?
07:20We're rocking grandmas.
07:21I feel like she should be like...
07:23Rocking out.
07:23You know what I mean?
07:24Okay.
07:25Like shredding out.
07:26Look, I've known Dougie his whole life.
07:28He's a great kid.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Is he the right fit for CEO?
07:35People think I'm just taking over because it's my dad's company or whatever.
07:38But like, I'm like, I want to put in the work.
07:40You know what I mean?
07:40I want to show that I'm not just some like Nepo kid that's like, hand of the keys.
07:45You know, we're like, oh, he's like the brawny of hot sauce or whatever.
07:48And it's just like bugs me because I'm like, I'm not like I'm better suited to run Rocking Grandmas than
07:52he is to be on an NBA team.
07:55You know what I'm saying?
07:56How long did you put in the word?
07:57I want to.
07:58Bro.
08:00Appreciate you, bro.
08:01Dougie, he might be a little worried about jumping into something new.
08:04Um, you know, especially when it's a family business.
08:06He doesn't, he doesn't want to let his dad down.
08:08Even after having one conversation with him, I have, I have faith in him.
08:12Do you think she's going to know?
08:13That it's her birthday?
08:15No, I know that she knows it's her birthday dog.
08:18Today's a really big day because, well, first of all, the biggest thing today, Amy's birthday, it's a big one
08:24too.
08:25Surprise!
08:30Happy birthday to you!
08:34It's kind of crazy around here.
08:36Just wrapping up a lot of loose ends before the retreat.
08:38We were saying it's like senioritis, you know, like if we're all kind of waiting, like, you know, like the
08:42last day of school kind of feeling, you know?
08:45Yo, yo, yo, yo, in Jamaica we say, I'll be bud.
08:49Don't do that.
08:51So you can sit him on here.
08:52I can carry it all together.
08:53Oh, beautiful.
08:54That's my guy right there.
08:55Well, he's my, he, like I said, he's my guy.
08:58Who's to say I can't be both of you guys?
08:59Who's guy?
09:00Who's guy?
09:01Y'all aren't putting me in that situation.
09:03That's a lose-lose.
09:05Fair enough, it's my guy.
09:06Fair enough.
09:06He's my guy, though.
09:08But I mean, like, my old house, probably like my childhood, okay, like my childhood tree house.
09:13I don't know.
09:14You had a tree, too.
09:16Yeah!
09:16My, my dad built it.
09:18Hey!
09:18I'll let you guys finish up.
09:19I love you, Kevi.
09:21You, too.
09:23Here, take a seat.
09:24Take a seat.
09:25Isn't she great?
09:26Yeah!
09:27Yeah.
09:28I want to show you something, okay?
09:29This is exciting.
09:30I want to show you something.
09:31I can tell by the look on your face.
09:33Yeah.
09:34I haven't been able to tell anybody else.
09:35Okay.
09:36But on night one of the retreat, I'm going to propose to Amy.
09:42Yeah, man.
09:44Congratulations to you, brother.
09:45I'm going to propose.
09:45I'm going to propose.
09:46Heck yeah, man.
09:47That's exciting.
09:48I don't exactly know how I'm going to propose to her, either public or private.
09:52How would you do it if you were going to do it?
09:55It kind of depends on her and like what she likes.
09:57Yeah.
09:58To me, she seems like the outgoing type.
10:00I would probably go for like the in front of everybody, especially because y'all are a close-knit family.
10:03I think you're right.
10:05I was getting in my own head.
10:06I was getting in my own head about it.
10:07And now I actually, now that I hear it out loud, I'm like, I'm going to do it in public.
10:10Because I think it's the best way to do it.
10:11Yeah, absolutely, man.
10:12Thank you so much.
10:13Yes, sir.
10:13See you tomorrow bright and early.
10:17Mom, I got some very exciting news, but I can't tell you for a few days.
10:21It sounds like good news coming.
10:23Okay, but get ready to be excited in a few days.
10:33Excited to get the retreat started?
10:35Excited.
10:36Very excited.
10:36Very excited.
10:37It's sort of the calm before a lot of fun.
10:43These are my last hours as a single man.
10:45This is like a bachelor party on wheels.
10:48Oh, my gosh.
10:49Turn right onto Triunfo Canyon Road.
11:01Yeah, this is cool.
11:02Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, yeah.
11:04I've only seen pictures of this gazebo thing.
11:07I want to show you something.
11:08Okay.
11:09I know back at the office, you know, I can be sort of a hard ass sometimes.
11:12But here at the retreat, I like to cut loose and really just have fun.
11:17Okay.
11:17And so...
11:18I'm excited to see this.
11:19For the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
11:23Captain Fun?
11:24Yeah.
11:24Okay.
11:25Captain Fun.
11:26And you're going to be Lieutenant Fun.
11:28Okay.
11:28So I get a hat too?
11:29No.
11:30If we both had hats, it would confuse people.
11:32Just a little jealous you pulled that one out.
11:34Oh, no.
11:34Exactly.
11:34It's a very beautiful property.
11:37So I'm really excited.
11:38Everybody's about to get here and the fun is going to start.
11:40Kevin is Captain Fun and I'm Lieutenant Fun because I'm his assistant.
11:43And our job is to keep everybody happy and keep a positive energy.
11:47Hello.
11:49Hey.
11:49I'm Marjorie.
11:50I'm the manager here at Oak Canyon.
11:52I'm so sorry I didn't have your sign up.
11:54The group that came before you guys, they just checked out and they were a bit of a headache.
11:57Oh, that's okay.
11:59They're terrible human beings.
12:00Anyway, hi.
12:02Welcome, Rockin' Grandmas.
12:03I've hosted dozens of wonderful organizations at the ranch.
12:06And one group of f***ing monsters.
12:09Malibu Realtors.
12:10I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
12:16Checks, checks.
12:16Me and mine on fire.
12:17Me and mine on fire.
12:18Oh, here they come.
12:20Rockin' Grandmas is here.
12:21Yes!
12:24Woo!
12:25Feeling hot, hot, hot.
12:27Woo!
12:30Me and mine on fire.
12:32Me and mine on fire.
12:33Me and mine on fire.
12:34Me and mine on fire.
12:35Hey!
12:36I heard a message.
12:37Woo!
12:37Hey, hey, hey!
12:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:39Of course.
12:41This is new?
12:42Yes, this is new?
12:43Oh, no, my turn.
12:46Yeah, baby.
12:46Woo!
12:47Give one for yourself.
12:48Nice, nice.
12:49Hot, hot, hot.
12:50His name is not Kevin.
12:51It is Captain Fun.
12:52Oh!
12:53Okay?
12:54Gotta get it right.
12:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:56That's Captain Fun.
12:57He's Lieutenant Fun, by the way.
12:58Lieutenant.
12:58Lieutenant Fun!
13:00I didn't get a collab, but Lieutenant.
13:03Woo!
13:03This retreat is my escape.
13:06I love my three babies and my husband, but I just need one week without Coco Melon.
13:15Hey!
13:16Claire!
13:17I made it.
13:18You made it just in time.
13:19How you doing?
13:20How you doing?
13:21Claire is here!
13:22Hi!
13:24Claire!
13:24Claire!
13:25Wait, I'm just going to put on bugs really quick.
13:27Sorry.
13:27No problem.
13:28It's more than I thought.
13:30More bugs.
13:33It's my first retreat.
13:35Um, I work remote.
13:38I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
13:41I thought you were black, honey.
13:43I gotta get my computer fixed.
13:45It's really, really dark.
13:47You can just put up the brightness.
13:49I felt like it was important that I come this year and I just like wanted to meet him
13:56in person because obviously it's, you know, it's Doug's last retreat before, before he
14:04dies, which is really sad to me.
14:06What?
14:06Before he dies?
14:08Yeah, it's his last one.
14:09Nice.
14:10He's retiring.
14:11Not because he's dying?
14:13No, he's not sick.
14:14Oh.
14:15He's retiring.
14:16I thought he was dying.
14:18Well, I just, he was saying some stuff and I saw kind of like a...
14:29I don't know.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Well, that's good.
14:33How was the drive in?
14:34Okay.
14:35Yeah.
14:35I know you don't ever go on the bus, but we missed you.
14:39Uh-huh.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yo!
14:41Yo!
14:42The first person I kind of connected with, I would say, is Dougie.
14:45He was very raw and vulnerable with me, so I think that allowed me to open up to him.
14:50Hey man, you have to show me some of your music sometime, dawg.
14:52For sure.
14:52Jive profits.
14:54We had the falling out.
14:55We're kind of trying to...
14:57Work it back?
14:57Kind of.
14:58Okay.
14:58Yeah, it's complicated, dude.
15:00Bands are like family, you know what I mean?
15:02Yeah.
15:03One little rip could turn into a big tear.
15:05A big tear.
15:05That's kind of what happened with us, you know?
15:08Did it kind of like tear in like separate ways or like down the middle?
15:12How many people are in it?
15:12Kind of just like a tear on my side.
15:15They kind of like...
15:17Tore you out?
15:18Yeah.
15:19I would like to welcome each and every one of you to Rockin' Grandma's annual retreat.
15:25Give it up.
15:25Come on.
15:27Fantastic.
15:29And I think that this is definitely going to be our best retreat.
15:34Deal.
15:34That's because you have got so much to look forward to.
15:38And we have got team building.
15:40Fantastic.
15:40Motivational speakers and seminars.
15:42Kate, I know you like that.
15:43We have got the client cookout.
15:45Hi.
15:46I'm hungry.
15:47Yes.
15:48And then not to mention the Doug Cafflon, ladies and gentlemen.
15:53Last but not least, the Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent Talent Contest.
15:59Now, come on.
16:02I also want to make sure that I share something with you, and now's the time, I think.
16:10Right here.
16:11This is the spoon that was used by my grandma, Grandma Roz, your great-grandmother, when she
16:19used to make hot sauce in our kitchen when I was a little boy.
16:22Wow.
16:22What?
16:22My grandmother used to stir the pot and make the sauce, and she used to say that the main ingredient
16:27was love.
16:28And I always, you know, held that to my heart until I found out years later that it's really
16:33Manzano peppers.
16:35That's the main ingredient.
16:38Anthony, what do you got, pal?
16:41Honestly, I smell the bug spray on my hands.
16:43Not an ingredient in Grandma's hot sauce, buddy.
16:46I got it done.
16:47That's not in there.
16:48Dougie Jr.?
16:49Wait, really?
16:50Son, come here.
16:51What?
16:54I am giving you this spoon now.
16:56Stir the sauce well.
16:57You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
17:00Give it up for my son Dougie Womack Jr.
17:05Congratulations on that, man.
17:07Dude, I know, right?
17:08I literally almost started crying just because, like, the feeling of what it's like to be a
17:11dad.
17:12Like, I want to be able to, you know, pass something down to my son, bro.
17:15So, like, I love that for y'all, man.
17:16It's the best.
17:17Thank you, bro.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Oh, boy.
17:20How long do you give Dougie?
17:21I don't know.
17:22He's so nice and he has such big hair.
17:25Oh, God.
17:25We're so f***ed.
17:36So, how are you feeling about the retreat, Anthony?
17:38Oh, I'm feeling really good about the whole thing.
17:41Like, I'm super...
17:43Like, which...
17:43You're good, man.
17:44Keep going.
17:44Well, actually, I was kind of thinking, you know how Anthony and I have the same name,
17:48and it's confusing.
17:49From here on out, everyone should just call me Other Anthony.
17:53Actually, yeah.
17:53I'm Lieutenant Fun.
17:55Oh!
17:56Yeah.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Oh, yeah.
17:59Other Anthony.
18:00First nickname?
18:01Yeah, I've never really had a nickname.
18:02It's a longer name.
18:04Yeah.
18:04That's a long nickname.
18:05I just want to do, real quick, like, take the spoon and say, like, your intentions are
18:09for the retreat.
18:10This is my first one, and I'm just really excited to grow my bond with each and every
18:14one of you as a leader and send you off in style data.
18:19I love you.
18:20You know, people think this job was handed to me, and I'm just excited to, like, prove
18:25that it's not like a hand job, it's an earned job.
18:27You know what I mean?
18:28So, just looking forward to proving that.
18:33Get more sleep than I normally do.
18:36Be more appreciative about everything that I have here, like my own bed.
18:39Wait, are you still on Helen's couch?
18:41Yeah, yeah.
18:42Well, her love seat.
18:43He's on my love seat.
18:44Yeah, I can't lay flat.
18:45Do you know what happened?
18:46I know this, but I don't want to spill your tea.
18:48My condo had black mold spread.
18:50I was installing the dishwasher incorrectly.
18:53Water went everywhere.
18:55Stupidly turned the heat on.
18:57Why?
18:57I thought it would dry the water.
18:59It's a science experiment.
19:01Because it is Doug's last retreat, my intention is to find and open the time capsule.
19:09Oh!
19:10Do you remember the time capsule?
19:11Yes.
19:12We're going to do that.
19:13Add that to the list.
19:14Is this the time, the one we buried in 2017?
19:18Yeah.
19:18Yeah.
19:19I don't remember a lot of that night.
19:20Oh.
19:21Yeah.
19:21First day on the retreat, it's very exciting.
19:23And I think Captain Fun might have something in store for us later today.
19:26I would love your help with this proposal.
19:29Okay.
19:29I have the spot picked out.
19:31Do you think you could help me film it?
19:32Yeah, absolutely.
19:34So basically, this is, I think, is where I'm going to do it.
19:36Okay.
19:37What does this look like?
19:39Let's say I'm over here.
19:40By the way, if she's crying, zoom in.
19:43Get it.
19:44If I'm crying, zoom out.
19:45Okay.
19:45Don't get me crying close up.
19:47Do you mind just one thing?
19:48Can you just stand in real quick?
19:50Yeah, absolutely.
19:50Just so I know how it's.
19:52Amy Patterson, I love you.
19:53Will you marry me?
19:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:57Well, by the way, do you think I should wear this?
19:59Or what do you think?
20:00Um, yeah, maybe take it off.
20:02Maybe take it off.
20:03You wouldn't wear your hat to a...
20:04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:05Even when you sit down to eat dinner, you're supposed to take your hat off.
20:07So when you're proposing, you probably should.
20:09Well, Captain Fun makes the rules here.
20:11All right, all right.
20:11I guess you make the final call.
20:13Thank you so much for helping out with this.
20:15Absolutely.
20:15This is, uh...
20:16I think she's going to love it.
20:17Yeah, I know she's going to love it.
20:19Oh, it looks great on camera too.
20:21Does it look good?
20:22Yeah.
20:22Oh, are they coming?
20:23Here we go.
20:24Maybe I can't do this.
20:25I don't know.
20:25You got it, man.
20:26You got it.
20:27You got it, man.
20:29Look how pretty this is.
20:31Everybody, come on in.
20:32This is so pretty.
20:34Thank you, everybody, for coming.
20:35Amy, could you?
20:36Let's go.
20:37Me?
20:38Is this like another birthday thing?
20:40Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, definitely.
20:44Amy, ever since we started working together at Rockin' Grandmas years ago,
20:49my fondest memories of this job have been with you.
20:53Aw.
20:53Especially at this retreat.
20:55I remember years ago when you and I got pretty drunk on Dirty Shirley's
21:01and I remember my best friend's wedding was on the TV
21:05and we then and there made a promise to each other that if we both reached the age of 40
21:10and neither of us were married, that we would marry each other.
21:15So, here I am.
21:18Amy Patterson, I love you.
21:22Oh.
21:22Will you marry me?
21:25Oh.
21:25Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:27Kevin.
21:28Hey, Kevin.
21:29No.
21:31Kevin.
21:32What?
21:32No.
21:33No.
21:34No, I know what we said.
21:35It's a really cute movie, but I mean, Kev, we've never even been on a date.
21:40Oh, no.
21:40We went out to dinner the other night for your birthday.
21:43Yeah, but it was me and you and eight of my other girlfriends.
21:45Kevin, what?
21:46Oh, okay.
21:47No, no, but we love each other.
21:48You say I love you all the time.
21:51Oh, my God.
21:51Were you going to propose with that hat on?
21:53Oh, no, no, no.
21:55Oh.
21:55No.
21:57I do love you like a friend.
21:59I love you like a friend.
22:02I got you.
22:04It's a joke.
22:04I got you.
22:06It's a joke.
22:06You should see your face.
22:08No, you should see your face.
22:09You should also see your face.
22:11No, it's a joke.
22:11This is a joke.
22:12Anthony, you know it's a joke.
22:14Oh.
22:14It's a joke.
22:15It's a joke.
22:15Wait, is this like a joke that you do that?
22:18It's a joke.
22:19It's a joke.
22:20It's a joke.
22:21Hey, guys.
22:21All right.
22:22All right.
22:23Captain Fun strikes again, everybody.
22:25It's a, yeah.
22:26It wasn't a great joke, but no.
22:27It's a fun joke.
22:29This isn't even a real ring, by the way.
22:30Not even a real ring.
22:31Oh, okay.
22:32Okay.
22:33Fake proposal, fake ring.
22:35You know.
22:35Captain Fun, guys.
22:38Hey, hang back with me for one minute.
22:40You need some help?
22:41Oh, sure, sure.
22:42I'll need some help.
22:43Walk with me just for a minute.
22:46That actually was not a joke.
22:47That was a real proposal.
22:48Yeah, yeah.
22:48I'm aware.
22:49I think I might have misinterpreted the nature of our relationship, actually.
22:52Yep.
22:53You know.
22:53I made a mistake there.
22:54That was wrong.
22:55That was wrong.
22:56Possibly, but at least now, I was going to say at least now she knows how you feel about
23:00her genuinely, but you told her it's a joke, so maybe she doesn't.
23:04Like, she's probably really confused now.
23:06Sure, sure, sure.
23:08You think it was because I wore the hat?
23:10Um, not really.
23:12Is that where I lost her?
23:13She might not have liked the hat, but, you know, I think if she, if that's really what
23:18she was wanting to do, I don't think the hat would have made a difference.
23:20You know what I'm saying?
23:20You know what I'm saying?
23:21Yeah, yeah.
23:22Um, just wait here one second, okay?
23:24Yeah.
23:24Just wait here one second for me, please.
23:26I'm here for you, man.
23:26Whatever you need.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:28Okay.
23:38Okay, so I think I'm going to go because I can't face Amy right now and I can't face
23:44anybody else right now for the moment.
23:46You're Captain Fun now, okay?
23:47You know, you got this.
23:49Yeah, I got it.
23:50Do you not want to go back and get that ring that you threw?
23:53Could you just, could you find that?
23:54Because I spent a lot of money.
23:55Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
23:56You don't want to just leave it.
23:57It's worth it.
23:58It's worth about, it's worth about eight grand.
23:59You know, you're, yeah.
24:00Come here.
24:01You're good, man.
24:02Take a breath.
24:02Breathe.
24:03No.
24:03All right.
24:03Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
24:04I appreciate it.
24:05I really appreciate you.
24:06Yes, sir.
24:06Everything's, everything's good.
24:07You're going to have a great time.
24:08You're Captain Fun.
24:09You got this.
24:10You got this.
24:10I don't got this.
24:11By the way, just tell him I left, not because I'm embarrassed or something.
24:13Just tell him I had diarrhea.
24:14Tell him I got subpoenaed by the court or something.
24:16Okay.
24:17Any excuse?
24:20You're officially promoted.
24:21Captain Fun.
24:22Yeah.
24:41What is this?
24:44I think he put cans on his car as part of the joke.
24:47Oh.
24:48Quite clearly, you can see it wasn't a joke.
24:52He's left because he's embarrassed.
25:00Come on.
25:02Yeah.
25:02She write a song about it and it'd be so nice.
25:05Yeah.
25:05We've never even been on a date.
25:07I was wondering.
25:08Yeah.
25:08What about sexting?
25:10No.
25:10Tasteful nudes?
25:11Nothing.
25:12You should be proud of yourself for standing up and saying the right thing.
25:15Listen to Mama Helen.
25:18I'm not quite sure how to handle this situation.
25:20Can we step over and have a conversation real quick?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Yeah.
25:24So, he left.
25:26Okay.
25:27Because he was embarrassed.
25:28He told me not to tell them that.
25:30Okay.
25:30But he said, just make something up.
25:32And I'm like, this is your company.
25:34I'm a temporary worker.
25:35Yeah.
25:35I don't know if he told you the whole day.
25:36I haven't been with them.
25:37I don't know.
25:37Yeah, I didn't know.
25:38Okay.
25:38So, I've only been with them for like three days.
25:40So, it feels like a lot.
25:41Yeah.
25:41I mean, I'm sure no one would blame you if you wanted to leave too.
25:50Like, if you want to leave, I got your back.
25:53But, if you want to do what Kevin said and stay, I got your back there too.
25:57No.
26:00It's up to you.
26:01I got it.
26:03Yeah.
26:05All right, guys.
26:06So, Kevin told me to let you guys know that he had to leave because he had some family issues.
26:11Continue with the retreat.
26:12And let's have a good time.
26:13Okay.
26:14All right.
26:16Of course, sounds good.
26:17It's okay.
26:17All right.
26:18Cool.
26:18Okay.
26:19Let's have a good time, y'all.
26:20It's quiet.
26:21Come on, y'all.
26:21Let's do it.
26:22Yeah.
26:26I'm the new.
26:27I got a promotion.
26:28Let's have a good time.
26:30Yay!
26:33I think the most important thing about working here is the family aspect.
26:38And I would like to officially knight thee.
26:42Yes!
26:42Once you find a place that cares about you, it's so easy to give your all.
26:48Let's do it.
26:50Have them fun.
26:51With a company this small, everybody sort of has to be invested.
26:54Making sure that the transition from Doug to Dougie Jr. goes smoothly.
26:59And that's a lot of what this retreat is about.
27:00It's like when you get a feeling in the pit of your stomach and you can define it as nervousness,
27:04or you can define it as excitement, I choose to define it as excitement.
27:12It's bittersweet for me because I want to send that off and it's sad because it's like the ending of
27:16an era,
27:17but it's also sweet because I'm taking over and I'm excited to, you know, to show what I can bring
27:22and, you know, all that excitement.
27:27I really want to give Dougie the chance to do this and that is why this week at the retreat
27:31is so big.
27:33I need to see that he's got what it takes.
27:37So, yeah, today was interesting, to say the least, in so many aspects.
27:44Kevin's gone. Dougie's taking over.
27:46I mean, there's a lot going on.
27:48They seem like a tight group, a family business.
27:51I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
27:55Can I y'all?
28:06This season on Company Retreat.
28:08There's been a robbery.
28:09You can search my room.
28:10What?
28:10This is my fault.
28:12Let's show them what we got.
28:13Let's show them who we are.
28:14You really did that?
28:15Jesus!
28:17Welcome to the Doug Catline!
28:22Oh, my God!
28:25Dougie!
28:27Dougie!
28:29Dougie!
28:30I just want a couple!
28:31Who's that?
28:32Oh, .
28:34Bro.
28:35Bro.
28:38This feels crazy.
28:40Is this crazy?
28:40Me?
28:41Put it down.
28:42Put it down!
28:43Dougie Jr!
28:48Keep going!
28:49Stop him!
28:50Get up!
28:51Get up!
28:52If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like, you're lying.
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