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00:06oh man anthony what's that sorry other anthony uh it's like a turbo thermos like i think it's
00:14a welcome gift it can hold water but not a lot of water it was like in my closet it's
00:20just in
00:20the closet yeah it wasn't like on the counter or anything no it's like on the floor because
00:25maybe i think that was left over from whoever like but it's kind of like oh what is that it's
00:30kind of like i think that's the ice look at that what water bottle is mostly jelly right yeah did
00:36you get something like this you just got the black one too i got two well i probably couldn't drink
00:40it
00:40without the straw did you wash it seriously i can't read it oh oh i don't know if you want
00:51to be
00:51drinking why it says fleshlight turbo what's a flashlight is it it's not there's no it's not
00:58a flashlight it ain't a thermos wait you don't know what that is wait somebody's got to tell me
01:04what is a fleshlight um uh uh what is it's a it's a masturbatory toy for men oh and you're
01:13breaking
01:14out of it i thought what i thought put it down put it down other anthony honey yeah you need
01:20to
01:20put it down this is not clean oh my so i spoke with marjorie and she let me know that
01:27that was
01:27not a welcome gift this honestly this is like classic malibu realtors do you think somebody did
01:32somebody use that i don't know honey but if they did they weren't just sticking ice in it
01:40are you guys excited about the retreat oh my god stoked obviously it's doug's last retreat
01:46give it up for the new ceo of rocking grandma's hot sauce he's a great kid yeah that is he
01:52the
01:52right fit for ceo will you marry me no kevin you're captain you got this you got this i don't
01:59got this
02:05my intention is to find and open the time capsule oh malibu realtors they were monsters
02:13i saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around cocaine in it
02:36it's an empty seat this is gonna be empty last night kevin had some family issues that he had
02:42to go and deal with so um he uh he had to leave but he designate designated me captain fun
02:47and i
02:48actually don't have the hat on right now i need to run and grab it but so i got a
02:51little bit of a
02:51promotion from lieutenant to captain is kevin coming back today um honestly i don't know if kevin
02:57guys do either these trees look like a kind of like a screaming man to you guys well i'm not
03:03sure what he means by screaming man we're trying to find the time capsule you don't remember where
03:08you put it no i remember being like near a tree that looked kind of like a screaming man but
03:13if you
03:14y'all say let me let me finish up this interview and i'll do a walk around with you and
03:17see if we
03:17can find it for real yeah i got you my man thank you yes sir thank you
03:36i got you i got you man
03:39yeah yeah yeah look i need today to go well right so i was wondering if you could just back
03:45me up as
03:46captain fun you know i had my back yeah yes sir i got you i got you man appreciate you
03:50let's go
03:52yeah yes sir good morning everybody morning morning all right good morning everyone good morning let's
03:58all let's all begin gather around take a seat or remain seated or stand at your leisure
04:07actually i'm i'm not ceo yet so i thought we're gonna wait for dad to get started
04:11all right good start good start good start yeah just wait for dad amy after kevin's prank last night
04:22i gotta know are you okay that's so sweet jimmy um yeah i'm good i'm actually like
04:29really good oh jimmy the ally yeah he has a past and he's really trying to make up for every
04:37dark
04:37ugly nasty thing he did it's okay to not be okay oh jimmy i love that everyone these days is
04:46just
04:46trying to be relevant and caring and thoughtful and be kind and it's just grinding my ass into a stub
04:54and so the last night i couldn't sleep because i was up all night going like okay amy girl you
04:57just
04:57turned 40. what are fun cool things you want to experience you know while you still have time
05:02like a bucket list a what a bucket list it's just all the things that you want to do before
05:07you die
05:07that's yes oh my god a bucket list yes i need to make a no have you yeah seriously that
05:15is such
05:15a good idea good morning hey guys let's look live can i have everyone's attention please now we'll
05:23uh formally begin we'll formally begin all right hey guys day two rocking grandma's retreat
05:33i spoke with kevin and his mom and she said he's doing fine he's probably not going to be
05:38back today okay okay so kevin played a prank on us and proposed to amy he said it was a
05:45prank after
05:46he proposed and then he said no and he left so i think he just needs to take a beat
05:51today is going
05:53to be amazing it is seminar day well we do a lot of fun things at the retreat but seminar
06:03day is is not
06:04one of the fun things i think last year we had a nine hour seminar on um what was it
06:11uh listening i think
06:14no i remember that but it's easy to remember three things situation behavior impact these are
06:20things that are going to make feedback more receivable and effective i kind of fell asleep
06:25during one guy and when i woke up that guy turned into a different guy there are a lot of
06:31ways in which
06:32conflict may arise there is also a wide array of what constitutes harassment that includes intimidating
06:38looks and staring comments about appearance vulgar gestures whistling and making kissing noises
06:44racist unophobic uh homophobic sexist transphobic slurs it's my most favorite day of the retreat
06:52yeah oh my god what was that lord no it's um it's my new posture trainer if i slouch it
07:00corrects me
07:02okay lastly the bystander justifies inaction by saying it's not my problem
07:08not gonna lie this morning speakers were super lame and boring uh so uh made a future executive
07:15decision and hired a speaker my own and she was dope total vibe shift steve is that how you pronounce
07:22it steve that is correct yes doug is that how you pronounce it doug doug doug yes over
07:28my name is christine i live in a condo i went to an online university
07:45to get my public speaking certificate and now i speak all over the country
07:58emotions and vulnerability in the workspace it's an important area that we don't always think about
08:04because we hear things like don't invite susan to the meeting she's on her period she'll probably cry
08:10could be something like that you've heard that before okay i have never heard that now i'm going
08:16to have you reach down open up your envelope and there'll be a sentence inside and i want you to
08:20read
08:21it aloud to the group let's start with you jimmy is that how you pronounce it jimmy jimmy i want
08:25you to
08:25read that out loud with no emotions attached i hate everyone in this room oh my god hey no emotions
08:33guys sorry my girlfriend dumped me because um she said she didn't feel that i had any emotion when i
08:41told her i loved her well how do you say it i love you oh well you could put a
08:49little more passion in it
08:50i love you oh that's better i love you too good it was just louder i just think i'll probably
08:56die
08:56alone my dog is my husband okay so how did that feel bad because i love being able to support
09:07people
09:07with emotions not quite not quite but close my dog is my husband what does that even mean right but
09:14let's
09:14put some emotion on it so if i say my dog is my husband right it's almost like maybe there's
09:22a
09:22lady who had spoken to a witch or a wizard and the wizard saying you have a beautiful golden retriever
09:26but you don't have a husband we could turn the golden retriever into husband somehow
09:32yeah so i haven't attended too many seminars so i'm not sure how they go but this one was pretty
09:37weird and i just i just try to be there and support dougie like i promised anthony anthony is that
09:41how
09:42you can pronounce it anthony anthony i am humiliated to admit it but i ruined the betting it happens
09:53so for this exercise you'll come up you'll sit in the boss's chair we'll have our meeting where
09:57i'll tell you my problem once i tell you my problem you're gonna say i have to admit i don't
10:03know what to
10:04do yeah what up welcome to my office what's cracking is that maybe how you would speak to
10:09yeah yeah okay or like what's going on well god i know about an elevator that's been stuck on the
10:17seventh floor with people in it for many hours and i haven't said anything about it
10:24i gotta admit i don't know what to do
10:30there's something about the way you're just throwing it away that is actually really charming
10:37and that's a man in charge
10:55oh you guys i've been working on my bucket list can i can i share please yeah let's hear it
11:02okay stand up for myself um i feel like i could cross that off um time square for new year's
11:10i love crowds um get highlights but just just simple ones not like chunky but enough to like
11:19still get a compliment on let her cook let her cook yeah we gotta we gotta keep going this feels
11:24crazy
11:25is this crazy oh oh hike oh dear god what kind of boring don't yuck my yum what you mean
11:34well i
11:34don't mean any disrespect sweetie and you should do all of those things okay absolutely but you gotta
11:39put yourself out there okay take a risk well give me one okay like um go to a strip club
11:46and sleep with a stripper
11:50it's a bucket list it should be great wait take him to a dark alley and have sex with him
11:56there
11:56he was wild when you was young i don't know how to have sex in alleyway and if it's too
12:02dirty you can
12:02just use the car not in the alleyway wait i have one okay yeah what is it um have you
12:08ever seen the tv
12:09show bones okay well i think you should watch an episode of bones before you die i'll watch bones
12:17with you if you want really yeah everyone should come because everyone should watch it before they die
12:23hey guys guys there's been a robbery what yeah what you mean rob everyone's like what happened
12:31that's something bad i just went in here and a 48 bag box of pool ranch doritos has gone missing
12:39somebody took the box and so i just need to know who took it i didn't take it really nobody
12:46wants to
12:46admit they took it i didn't take it y'all you can search my room i know you know we
12:50didn't know what
12:51to do we were like is this real yeah this is just like the malibu realtors all over again if
12:57this
12:57turns into gray goose bottles and fleshlights i swear to freaking god god damn it it wasn't the
13:06chips it was the trust she had the malibu realtors last week here right and she said she has ptsd
13:13from them because they had no respect all right so did anybody take the chips i don't think that
13:19anybody here did but amy what you do love cool ranch doritos they are my favorite i'm not saying you
13:24did it but like did you do it i don't need 50 bags yeah oh yeah i mean i believe
13:29all women
13:30right so i believe all of y'all that you did not yes and marjorie's a woman too and i
13:35believe her
13:35so i don't know thank you how do we solve this i don't know the whole thing is like for
13:43like letting
13:44her search to where they could be and i don't know how comfortable y'all are with that but i
13:47mean
13:48we could like you know i'm saying i guess search each other's rooms because like if you go search
13:51your room you're lying thank you yeah we could all go as like a group that's like team building
13:57let's go team building who's the liar where are we starting where are we starting future ceo we
14:05check my room first all right that's what leaders do nothing to see dougie's room is clear no chips
14:10just a big ass jamaican flag yeah we're ripping the boys from kingston dougie uh uh we done yep yeah
14:17sorry my bad anthony and dougie led us from room to room digging and everybody's stuff trying to find
14:21these doritos pj is the first one that i think it possibly might come i have a huge suitcase
14:30full of my snacks i don't need to take cool ranch doritos okay well i'm trying to be a snack
14:36fluencer
14:36i can't just talk the talk honey i have to snack the snack the social media thing i see it
14:41i just feel
14:42like i know i can do it your personality then you have your snacks like that's just you you know
14:46yeah
14:46just take that and put it on the internet okay claire's room is good no chips jackie's room is
14:54clear amy's room is clear steve's room is clear no chips i mean actually jimmy we ain't going your
15:00room yeah that's the other thing you're right we did it you know i actually have some delicate
15:07items sitting out i don't know if we all need to go in my room uh you're clearing them will
15:13you just
15:13yeah all right okay all right thanks for coming in yeah for sure um all right look uh
15:20uh i um you know old me used to be problematic right and that's a new jimmy sober making changes
15:29all right i don't want to go back to that so what i do is when i travel i carry
15:33with me what i call
15:34a shame altar so that they remind me of what i used to be like okay halloween was a big
15:41day for old
15:42jimmy these are some costume changes that were regrettable that i wish i could get back mike jack
15:48mj michael jackson i mean obviously you see how wrong that is uh what's wrong with it it's a white
15:55face
15:57but you're white oh look at these two pj what do you got in there though find out what's in
16:03what
16:03he got in there though uh what the pocahontas uh close pocahontas i feel like that's a little bit
16:11of what would you call culture appropriation it's a lot of things also it's real leather
16:17i think they're pornographic items oh oh i'm not surprised well old jimmy that's still part of
16:23old jimmy yeah we should probably look for these chips before they start asking too many questions
16:27yeah all right you don't really have too much space to hide it actually there's one last picture oh lord
16:33okay i mean it's the worst i feel awful about it but it's not in here it's in that time
16:40capsule and
16:40that is why i've got to find it look man i'm i'm glad you shared this with me i'm glad
16:45you're able to
16:45open up but we've got to get back to look for these chips oh wait don't wait yeah absolutely
16:49yeah he had some personal things in there i mean nothing crazy that you could think of just some
16:52things that i can respect and i definitely understand why he might not want people in
16:55there yeah nothing german or anything what okay jimmy's room is clear no chips and nothing to worry about
17:04at all at all nothing okay hey on to my room all right see like come check out my snacks
17:11the only
17:12thing i took was my beef jerky you feel what i'm saying i see chips but not the cool ranch
17:16doritos
17:17anthony's room is clear no chips can this be over i want to be inside for real oh hey guys
17:25dad's here
17:25yeah hey hey guys hey what do you got we passed it we checked everybody's room nobody had him in
17:31the room yeah and what's going on no chips and i think it was like a team building with team
17:36building
17:37game exercise again no no no no marjorie is really really upset about this okay she's pissed she thinks
17:44you guys are just blowing her off man what no we just did the blown her off with what we
17:48just wanted
17:49to go search everybody's rooms to double check that nobody was lying okay but the bottom line is
17:53somebody took the chips and we got to find out who it was as incoming ceo i will just say
17:57that i
17:57took no nobody's saying they took the chips if they did not take the chips so then what happens when
18:02she asks for the chips back what are you going to do i'll say i ate them 48 bags of
18:06them hi guys
18:10so we just went through everybody's room and there were no chips in it so i genuinely don't think
18:14anybody from mocking grandma has them yeah okay well that doesn't add up so you searched everybody's
18:20room everybody's yeah we searched everybody's room you didn't miss anybody every single room yeah
18:24we searched everybody's room except for kevin you didn't search kevin oh he's gone and his is all
18:29the way across let's go search it let's go look okay honestly it's not even like about the chips
18:35you know it's the trust yeah for sure oh oh found him what what no wow no way yo this
18:47is my fault this is my
18:49oh my god oh my god oh my god this is so romantic but this is um this is not
19:00the right oh god there were
19:02doritos and a heart um with rose petals around i do really love these it was like really romantic i'm
19:11guessing it was part of the joke engagement marjorie i'm so sorry this feels like my i'm so because if
19:17i
19:17didn't love cool ranch drew doesn't kevin didn't love me oh my god this is not you seeing how happy
19:24the day-old stale chips arranged in the shape of a heart would have made amy if it were with
19:28someone
19:29other than kevin made me realize that maybe i don't have to say i love you but i can show
19:33it through
19:34dumb gestures yeah just like if this was with someone else you know what i mean like i would
19:40have been perfect those have been out for a few days i don't know if he shows it really bad
19:43i think
19:43some of the um black spots of the chips are actually rat droppings also oh i ate one
19:51way to way to take command my brother for real any any time i get an opportunity to like just
19:57jump
19:57out in the front and just be like you know how can we do this or when somebody asks for
20:01like a guest or
20:02like a helper or something i'm like let me jump in there yeah um you got that good attitude man
20:08that's
20:08great bro uh today was about trust and we kind of lost ours for a minute out there but we
20:14were able
20:14to earn it back that's right can i trust you to not judge me or all the really cool fun
20:21things that
20:21i want to do yes helen yes i know it's only day one of the retreat but the people here
20:37have
20:38made me feel like i'm a part of the team and that's super cool you know the way you were
20:42willing to take the blame for your team that's real leadership thanks dad
20:52i've appreciated all your help all right sure you're captain fun and i'm just making sure
20:56everyone has a good time too no you need a name if i'm captain phone over to you major march
21:00major march major march you like that yeah one of the realtors honestly yeah they all had those porsche
21:13cayenne i believe it with a suit oh hey i i don't think i can deal with this right now
21:18i'm just
21:19it's okay it's okay hi you work here yeah i remember you it's maggie no marjorie was here last week
21:26the
21:26the malibu real estate yeah no i know who you are cool i know yeah i left a personal item
21:31here i
21:32just if i could just get back into my old room i'll run in real estate grab it and is
21:36there somebody
21:36in there right yeah there's someone staying in that room well i'm a i actually have a real estate
21:39license so i'm a i can enter other what is it that you're looking for with the tenant can you
21:43describe
21:43it yeah it's um it's kind of tubular it's like made out of this hard plastic it's like a tool
21:49it's
21:49like a relaxation device like a massager or something it is a like a form of massage it looks like
21:55kind of
21:55like a coffee thermos for like a like a travel mug kind of this erotic ice blue color so a
22:02blue coffee
22:02mug essentially is what we're looking for yeah pretty much and you fill it up you just fill it up
22:06i mean yeah you could throw it right in the dishwasher honestly if you don't think it's in
22:09the room it might be it might be by the business center by the computer or maybe by like the
22:13muddy
22:14part of the creek i could sketch it already boss yeah man if we if we find it we can
22:18bring it to one
22:18of your uh open houses i got you no no i could not ask anybody to do that i insist
22:23that you actually
22:23don't do that yeah we'll keep an eye on man all right we'll see you later cole it's a beautiful
22:27car man what is it oh thanks yeah it's a cayenne is that a turbo no i know i just
22:32got base oh just
22:33base okay wait did you say turbo we'll see you later you're ice cold me yeah i was trying so
22:42hard not
22:51uh yeah so tomorrow it gets real i have my first presentation to our clients as future ceo so
22:59i just kind of wanted to chill and watch a little tv oh and i got to cross something off
23:02my bucket list
23:04we watch bones this is my favorite show and then that's um bones this looks like kate this looks
23:23like you guys you know it's all right everyone should watch bones before they die i just want to watch
23:35it
23:35while i'm alive i'll have to re-watch it because everyone was talking the whole time oh my god i'll
23:47watch it with you again i'd prefer not
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