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00:04wasn't there a woman with them there was no woman it was just the four Daltons
00:08and they were armed to the teeth shot at my wall sure it wasn't three of them
00:15it's the Daltons there's four of them not three nope that was Avril there's
00:20Jack or William that was William or Jack I never know there Joe no you huh what do
00:35you mean the bullet caliber it's different from the other ones but it's
00:40the same one as you got there insurance scam sorry mr. Luke but for the Daltons
00:50to work you need all four so yeah to get the insurance reimbursement I went all
00:54out the big one ate a box of soap the whole thing mango olive oil the most
00:59expensive one who does that Avril it's weird that Joe wasn't with them maybe he
01:05kept my mom in the hideout no he'd never let his brothers act alone he's in charge
01:11the meanest one the smartest one too which way'd they go North but don't tell
01:19them I told you okay we gotta be closer to spot Joe okay we'll cover you stay
01:32here cover me from right here wait am I his horse or what I feel like he's right
01:41these men they're out of their minds apparently Joe doesn't chew tobacco he
01:49choose kids hey guys lucky what oh there he is
02:20Joseph Dalton good to meet you what can you explain it's the Buffalo's phone no it
02:30wasn't that it was the woman the woman you attacked was on the stagecoach yeah the
02:33fury the only one we could hear she was obviously in distress her kidnappers were
02:36the ones in distress no no it was her kidnappers who were in distress the thing
02:39is we were trying to rob everyone yeah there was so much screaming and
02:42commotion they couldn't hear hear a bit and right then is when she showed up he was
02:45one guy tried strangling her it was the other hand and she caught him she threw
02:51him off threw him over her shoulder and then she wailed on the next one
03:00dislocated him a spinning kick and the third dude in the balls
03:05castrated it's cuz I knew this Japanese guy in sing sing then she tapped her heel on
03:09the ground like this it was a hidden switchblade and she got the two leather
03:13things there the reins she jumped on her horse it's a horse and wrote off
03:25disappeared that's not my mother then all of a sudden Joe arrived and he shouted
03:29Charlie that is my mother how do you know her name we have no idea especially
03:36after yeah it was complete pandemonium after that cuz Joe decided he wanted to
03:40chase after her and then she was shot at you know by her kidnappers but then she
03:44she dodged the bullet but barely then she ran behind that behind the dune she ran
03:47fast and disappeared that's where Joe got buffalo
03:52buffalo buffalo attack mm-hmm right in the face they aren't well marked those
03:55buffalo stops where'd my mom go oh well the thing you don't know the thing is too
04:00far away the thing is the only one who could see behind the dune was the thing is
04:04that up until then Joe was in a coma so we borrowed the physician who was there in
04:07town a doctor he's over there hmm a desperado of mr. Dalton's level suddenly becoming honest
04:23considerate sensitive even I see only one diagnosis redemption amnesia all right
04:34the only one who knows my mother's whereabouts has amnesia we'll find her I
04:39promise Joe's memory is gonna come back we'll make sure of it okay
04:49I'm always says to fight fire with fire
05:07all right all right you're sure you want him getting his memory back even if it means he he
05:12returns to his unholy life as a desperado in a scallop yes Luke to my great chagrin yep fine
05:21then we'll walk him through his therapeutic process by repairing what
05:25he was he will then accept what he was and so he'll remember what he was we've
05:33got to help him so be nice to him wait don't option is to be nice to him really
05:36yes or more head blows could work as well well that could also end up killing him
05:39so oh anyway regarding memory you should activate his senses all right noises
05:43smells images even music yeah and make sure to include happy memories you've
05:49shared positive moments positive moments with Joe Dalton okay
06:11Charlie
06:17Charlie
06:19Charlie
06:19Charlie
06:20Charlie
06:20Charlie
06:21Charlie
06:21Charlie
06:22Charlie
06:23Charlie
06:25Charlie
06:37Charlie
06:49Charlie
07:17What is this?
07:47What is this?
07:50What is this?
08:29What is this?
08:33It can't be just us three.
08:34We're the Daltons.
08:36There's always four of us.
08:37It'll ruin our reputation.
08:40If you need me, uh, here I am.
08:42Who are you anyway?
08:44Well, I'm Billy the Kid.
08:46No way.
08:47You're too tall to be a kid.
08:48Yeah, well, I grew.
08:48Billy didn't have that voice.
08:49I matured.
08:50Billy's voice would never have changed.
08:51That's not waste time, Willie.
08:52Billy, whoever you are.
08:54Willie Billy.
08:55I like your mug.
08:57Welcome to the group.
08:58Come on.
08:59Let's make amends.
09:02Billy Dalton.
09:03Come on.
09:06Don't go getting all cocky, okay?
09:17Oh, my.
09:18That's some snoring.
09:21You know why?
09:24It's chloroform.
09:28Look at all this.
09:35Do you see what this is?
09:38Look at it.
09:39It's all secret agent things.
09:41Now I'm confused.
09:46This woman infiltrated your establishment by posing as a Lady of the Night.
09:50I've never seen that lady.
09:51That's troubling.
09:52Because I hear she managed to steal documents from you that were quite...
09:55compromising.
09:56Whoever told you that's completely full of shit.
09:59Mr. Oyster, you've been reduced to a sun-baked head but still acting cowboy.
10:04I will admit, though, if I had the trinkets men adorned themselves with,
10:08leather cuffs, Colt 45 spurs, I'd be tempted to do it, too.
10:12But all we have to take on the Wild West is a veil, a fan, and a pocket mirror.
10:17As if petticoats and power moves were incompatible concepts.
10:21We were forced to develop our own weapons.
10:46I can see right through you.
10:48I know you're lying to me.
10:53Okay.
10:53So this woman...
10:55She robbed me.
10:56But I was helpless.
10:58She beat up five of my men!
11:01She's not human.
11:02She's a demonic creature.
11:04She's a witch!
11:05My mom is all about poems and daisies.
11:07She's into rhubarb pies and bake sales.
11:10Being a spy is not her thing.
11:12Well, nobody uses this for rhubarb pie.
11:15You think it's something she got roped into?
11:17But why?
11:19Did you list on a sheet of paper everyone involved?
11:22In this conspiracy?
11:25I thought one sheet with all the names was easier than one name per sheet.
11:29She took off with it?
11:30Yeah.
11:36The canteen.
11:42Thank you for being truthful.
11:44Some water?
11:45Yes.
11:51What are you doing?
11:53No, wait!
11:56Come back!
11:58Come back!
12:01Please!
12:02Come back!
12:04I know she's in mortal danger.
12:06Hey, calm down.
12:07This shows your mom has resources if it's all true.
12:10And we'll do what the doc says so we get Joe's memory back.
12:12It won't work and it takes way too long.
12:13Whereas with a REL's method...
12:15That's a no.
12:16But it's our only option.
12:17It may disappear if we wait.
12:18Joe could disappear with a head blow.
12:20Well, Calamity would try it.
12:22Stop it with Calamity Jane.
12:24Why are you so obsessed with her?
12:25I'm Lucky Luke.
12:27L-U-C-K-E.
12:29Luke.
12:30Not one letter in common.
12:32Well, there's the L.
12:33The, uh...
12:34The C.
12:35And there's a Y in there.
12:47We looked everywhere for you.
12:49Looking for me?
12:50Yeah.
12:51We're fixing things up.
12:54Fixing things?
13:01Nobody steps on my foot and gets away with it.
13:04William.
13:06William, what did we say?
13:08We don't hit people.
13:10It's nice to have you with us, Willy Billy.
13:14Nobody's at fault.
13:15It was an accident.
13:16You just say sorry about that.
13:17Well, I, uh...
13:18I'm sorry, sir.
13:19No, not you.
13:20You've apologized your whole life.
13:22He never has.
13:22So we start over.
13:23Step on his foot.
13:24No, it's fine.
13:26Do it.
13:26Step on his foot.
13:30It'll be fine.
13:31Step on his foot.
13:39Do it harder.
13:42Is that right?
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52Better.
13:53Better.
13:55You know what?
13:56One more for the road.
13:58One more?
13:59Well, yes, of course.
14:00For the road, then.
14:00That's what we're here for.
14:03Hmm?
14:25Sorry.
14:26There you go.
14:27You were right.
14:28It wasn't so hard.
14:29And William, remember, if someone slaps your cheek, turn the other one.
14:41What are you doing?
14:42Carving a piece of wood.
14:47It's hard, huh?
14:48Not really.
14:48Just get a knife and start carving.
14:49No, I mean it's hard getting sidelined like that.
14:52I don't like the new Joe.
14:54Old Joe would have hit me, not replaced me.
14:56We'll get back, old Joe.
14:58Because I feel like you're right.
14:59We gotta hit him.
15:01Hard.
15:02Yeah, nah, the others say that's not how we should...
15:04The others are wrong.
15:05Like them thinking you're the stupidest.
15:07It's not true.
15:07You're just the tallest.
15:09So sound takes longer to get up to you.
15:13I'm pretty sure you're a genius.
15:17They think I'm stupid?
15:24Yeah, I'm pretty good.
15:43Please.
15:44Thanks.
15:44Thanks.
15:49That sounds so familiar.
15:51What's it remind me of?
15:52Jim Twofingers, your cellmate.
15:55That's it?
15:57Him playing harmonica?
15:58Yeah.
16:00That got in your head, didn't it, that song?
16:02Remember the time I took you all to Fort Brighton?
16:06Oh, wow, yeah.
16:08Yeah, yeah, I remember.
16:09The boy kept playing even though he was handcuffed.
16:11It drove Avril crazy.
16:12I said, go on, Jim, keep playing, keep it up.
16:14And Avril was so frustrated, Jim was going for it.
16:17Even you were laughing about it.
16:19It's the only time we really laughed together.
16:21Yeah.
16:24Oh, that does bring back some memories.
16:26Well, that's good to hear.
16:28Camping with the brothers and riding horses across the plains,
16:31in prison playing knuckle bones.
16:35Ah, that rascal, Jim.
16:36But even I eventually, I wanted to give him a smack on the head.
16:40What happened to that guy?
16:47What?
16:48Luke, I didn't kill him, did I?
16:54Did I?
16:56Luke.
17:02I'm sure I didn't kill him, right?
17:04No, Jim's fine.
17:05I didn't kill him, no.
17:07We could counter the buffalo with another buffalo.
17:09No, buffaloes are too unpredictable.
17:10Throw a dead buffalo at him.
17:11No good.
17:11Dead buffalo is very predictable.
17:13No, that's enough.
17:14Throw him on a dead buffalo.
17:15No buffaloes.
17:16We're done with that.
17:17I know what, throw a horse.
17:18No, that's in the buffalo family.
17:19Uh.
17:21All right.
17:22I got it.
17:23Listen.
17:24Here we go.
17:25We wait.
17:27We help him be a good man.
17:29And that'll make his memory come back.
17:31No, wait, that was their plan.
17:33And now I'm stuck.
17:35Me too.
17:37The one who could help us with ideas is Ma.
17:39I'm telling you, when Ma has an idea, it's powerful, but worse than a buffalo blow.
17:46Come on.
17:48Hurry.
17:51We'll get the horses.
17:52About a long way to go.
17:54I don't understand where we're going right now.
17:56Ah, okay.
17:58Great.
17:59I look away and you take your buddy's wife or what?
18:02I'm not your wife.
18:02We're married.
18:03Oh, you're married?
18:04Yes.
18:05No.
18:08Billy, we've got important things to do.
18:09I imagine.
18:10This moron's famous and a Dalton, so you're interested.
18:13You're interested?
18:14Yeah.
18:14All right.
18:15I'm so stupid.
18:16Trying to get Daltonized.
18:17To make you proud.
18:19To save our marriage.
18:21I was Daltonized at birth, so...
18:23Avril, we're just a team, not a couple, okay?
18:25Of course, of course.
18:26But after bringing it up, I'm like, why not, you know?
18:28You watch your mouth!
18:28No, but this is what we're talking about.
18:29Oh, stop!
18:30Your brother has amnesia.
18:32My mother might die.
18:33And you two want to hook up with me?
18:37How about y'all go to bed together?
18:39Marry him.
18:40You'd become a real Dalton and be out of my hair.
18:43Louise!
18:47Avril!
18:48Yeah.
19:34Louise!
19:39Louise!
19:40Louise!
19:40Louise!
19:50Louise!
19:51Louise!
19:59Have you seen Louise?
20:00Uh, no.
20:01And the Reverend needs me to make 50 baskets for the St. Catherine's Feast.
20:05It's so weird, I looked everywhere.
20:08You care about that girl?
20:10No. No, it's just that I don't want her causing problems.
20:14That's all.
20:15She's restless. It's annoying.
20:17You're worried.
20:19A little bit.
20:20What if something happens to her?
20:25What?
20:26Your eyes.
20:31This worry's not normal.
20:33What are you doing?
20:34It's the same look my father had when Avril almost got hanged.
20:39You're worried like a parent.
20:40No.
20:41No, I'm not.
20:42I've got it.
20:43You, the lone hero in a violent world.
20:46You have a child.
20:51She doesn't even know, right?
20:53Of course she doesn't know.
20:55How would she if you haven't admitted it to yourself yet?
21:00You know, Luke, of all the horrible things I've done, what I regret most is what I haven't done.
21:07Words I didn't say to my brothers.
21:11What words?
21:12That I care about them.
21:14And I love them.
21:15Joe!
21:16Joe!
21:17The villagers!
21:18They're insane!
21:19They're beating William up!
21:19What has he done now?
21:20He's behaving.
21:21He's been really nice.
21:38Me next.
21:39Hey, I don't even know you!
21:39So what?
21:42Well, finally.
21:44You're here for more?
21:46Come on.
21:53Someone repents and you beat him up like this?
21:55Sorry, sorry.
21:56Aren't you ashamed?
21:58Know what I see?
22:00Bunch of cowards!
22:07What my friend means is that we understand your pain.
22:11For years we've pillaged, ransacked, and humiliated.
22:15So we're asking you for forgiveness.
22:20And for that, we need all of you.
22:25Now we ask you, help us turn this dark page of our history.
22:30We ask you, help us break the cycle of violence.
22:34Will you help us?
22:37Help us by not seeking vengeance.
22:38No.
22:39No, no, no.
22:42In the name of justice.
22:46And the law.
22:52He's right.
22:53We should.
22:54Yes.
22:55Kill him.
22:56Hang this man!
22:56Yeah!
22:58Get him!
22:59Get him!
22:59Get him!
23:00He's the boss!
23:02Move!
23:04No, wait!
23:05Look!
23:06If you really wanna help me make amends, let them.
23:10After all now.
23:11It's the law.
23:16Come on!
23:26Joseph Dalton, you are sentenced to death for robbery, armed robbery, unarmed robbery,
23:35thievery, first floor burglary, entryway theft, landing theft, theft of eggs, theft of beef
23:44legs, theft of bird legs, blinding theft, night theft, day theft, theft of...
23:51Joe Dalton!
23:54What on earth have you done now?
23:57Ma?
23:57Ma?
23:57Ma?
24:02Where were you?
24:03He needed some shock therapy.
24:15I understand your anger, Ma.
24:17But I deserve what's happening.
24:31Look at these nice townspeople.
24:32Oh no, this isn't good.
24:35He's become cute again like when he was a kid.
24:37You were right, it's serious.
24:39It's very serious.
24:42Oh well, never mind.
24:45Go ahead and hang him then, huh?
24:47Oh yeah!
24:51Ma?
24:52Your cake's here?
24:54Uh, yes.
24:55I forgot about the condemned man's last meal.
24:58That's a thing, isn't it?
24:59Um, sure.
25:00I wanted to make your favorite cake for you, my dear.
25:04Oh, Ma.
25:05You didn't have to.
25:06You didn't have to.
25:29Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
25:38And?
25:42It's not my favorite cake, it's Afro's.
25:45Ah!
25:47It could be, yeah, right.
25:48No, not could be, it is.
25:53Always the same thing.
25:54It happened on my eighth birthday, my ninth, my tenth.
25:59What's it matter?
26:00There are worse things in life, and you can always share it.
26:05What share?
26:07You want Avril having my last meal?
26:09Look, Joe, you're gonna die and your brother's sad about it, okay?
26:12So just pull yourself together.
26:14He needs comforting.
26:15And I...
26:16It's...
26:21No!
26:50Oh, my God.
26:55Oh, my God.
27:24Oh, my God.
27:25You'll see.
27:26You're back here.
27:27Clever, going back to the mother.
27:28Hey, you think I don't remember?
27:30No, no, no, no.
27:31Well, I do.
27:33I remember.
27:35You wanted to hang me?
27:36You think I don't remember?
27:39Well, I do remember.
27:40Oh, yeah.
27:41So that's him.
27:42And you, I remember you too.
27:43That's the real Joe.
27:44Oh, should we stop him?
27:47I remember.
27:50I remember.
27:50Why don't we wait a while?
27:52Teach him a lesson.
27:54Know what I mean?
27:56I remember.
28:04I remember.
28:07I remember.
28:08I remember.
28:09I remember.
28:14Charlie!
28:15Charlie!
28:20Charlie!
28:21Charlie!
28:22Charlie!
28:22Charlie!
28:24Charlie!
28:24Charlie!
28:24Charlie!
28:28Charlie!
28:30Charlie!
28:39Charlie?
28:50He's been like this for an hour.
28:52We work hard to get his memory back, and now he won't say a word?
28:55And my mother?
28:57I understand.
29:00And Billy, aren't we looking for him?
29:03Listen, I looked everywhere.
29:05He must have took off.
29:07He didn't say anything?
29:08Not one word?
29:10Even to me?
29:12Uh, no. Why?
29:15Something between you two?
29:17What? No.
29:20Normally you'd at least say something if your teammate's with someone.
29:25Well, folks disappear every day.
29:28Like you this morning.
29:29Hey, you know I was worried about you.
29:32Spare me some paternalistic lecture.
29:35Okay, first of all, first of all, it's a, it's, it, hey, it's not a paternalistic thing.
29:39And it's not about lecturing you.
29:43It's a, it's a, it's an apology.
29:48I wouldn't have been worried if I'd been with you.
29:51As a teammate.
29:53But I'd have listened.
29:56You saved our skins.
29:58Once again.
30:02And, uh, I want to tell you something else.
30:12Look, Louise.
30:13I'm your dad.
30:17I'm your dad.
30:19I'm your dad.
30:19I'm your dad.
30:20I'm your dad.
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