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00:00I think it's the worst sport going.

00:25It is?

00:25That probably had the worst ratings of all time.

00:28For a game seven.

00:30I didn't want you a second.

00:31A foul, a turnover.

00:33This is all they do.

00:35You should get teed up for that.

00:37Or that should be a timeout.

00:39Or something has to happen with that.

00:41No?

00:41Bring it up to the commissioner.

00:44That guy looked half dead in the fucking stands yesterday.

00:47That might be like a Biden show.

00:48Jerry, I've said this for years.

00:51I think he's a vampire.

00:52It's a corny leak.

00:53Everything's corny.

00:54It's all performative.

00:56It's all for show.

00:57None of the stuff after felt genuine.

00:59Like I watch the clips.

01:00None of it ever feels genuine.

01:02He might also be the worst MVP of all time.

01:05SGA?

01:06No.

01:07No?

01:07What?

01:08I'm just asking.

01:09I don't watch basketball.

01:10I know.

01:11He does the same move every time.

01:13Works.

01:14Yeah, he gets fouled.

01:15You're not a basketball guy.

01:18I said that on camera.

01:19Neither of you guys are.

01:20Hey, no basketball stream ever.

01:23You wouldn't show up anyway if you'd be fucking golfing with your foreplay boys.

01:27What are you talking about?

01:28Football.

01:28Yes.

01:29Basketball, never again.

01:31We literally didn't do one.

01:32I know.

01:32That's good.

01:33So, you're saying never to something we didn't do.

01:35We did it last year.

01:37Why did we do it last year?

01:38Because it was better.

01:39We need football.

01:40We hate that.

01:40We hate the association.

01:42Yeah.

01:42You watched basketball last night?

01:44I just let you know.

01:45Worst sport gone, right?

01:47The NBA.

01:48Yeah.

01:49Another one.

01:50I found out yesterday it was still on.

01:52I couldn't believe it.

01:53See?

01:54It's July 4th.

01:56It's June 23rd.

01:58We hate basically July.

02:01We hate basketball.

02:03The guy does this.

02:05He goes like that and then he goes like this and then he steps back to juice.

02:08That's his move every time.

02:09That was good.

02:10Yeah, that's what he does.

02:11He backs down.

02:11I don't care.

02:13You guys can hate it.

02:14I don't like it.

02:14You can hate it.

02:16I don't give a fuck.

02:18You're not going to convince me that it's bad and I should watch it.

02:21No.

02:21Just like I'm not going to convince you that it's good and you should watch it.

02:25Like you have your, you do your thing, I do mine.

02:28You don't, you don't like any sport other than the NFL.

02:32So I don't really count yours.

02:35You have C a little bit.

02:36You have C.

02:37And this guy says he's the number one ball watcher and doesn't watch half the sports.

02:41That's untrue.

02:43Take him away.

02:44You, you, I, you are just dumb.

02:47Watch, I train you?

02:48Oh, yeah.

02:48I mean, you just, you like on Saturday night, you just send the most outlandish text message.

02:52What did I say?

02:53I'm going to kill you one day.

02:56Let's do it.

02:56I wasn't in the right, I wasn't in the right state of mind that night.

02:59I told you that.

03:00Why did you say that?

03:01Because I was, I got slammed in Call of Duty and I just took it out on you.

03:05I, whatever.

03:07He's going to kill you one day.

03:08I, I, that's the, I, I, I'm going to do it.

03:10I 100% believe that.

03:12Like, I, one day will just like walk outside out of my apartment.

03:16They'll just be like a dark figure.

03:18Just like walking up on me.

03:19Good.

03:20Hey, can you show me how to, I want, I want, I don't want no calories in it.

03:24Can you do it or no?

03:25Dan, what do I do for like a good, like a flavor, but no, no calories.

03:29Black coffee.

03:31I need something in it though.

03:33Like for flavor.

03:34I had milk.

03:36No calories.

03:37No calories.

03:38We don't have like a, oh, see this is what I was looking for.

03:42Whoopi.

03:44What's the calories in this?

03:48Table speed.

03:48Oh, God, I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart, because before this

04:06last year, I was easily known by Dave and everyone as the dumbest person at motor school.

04:12But now I wouldn't say you're dumber.

04:15I just say we're in it together.

04:16And there's the problem with a guy like Nicky, Dan said it, is when somebody has no functioning

04:21brain cells at all, like zero, none, at what point you keep getting mad.

04:27It's like, well, he's so, he's the stupidest person we've ever encountered.

04:30He's the stupidest person we've ever had.

04:36So I'm not saying you're dumber.

04:37I'm just saying we're in it together.

04:37But it's been nice this year to have someone take the heat off that.

04:41Stupid boys stay hot.

04:43Whatever, we're still employed, baby.

04:47Oh, here's our third triplet.

04:48He's in the group.

04:49What are you doing?

04:50That's a big three right there of people that would test positive for autism.

04:55I think if me, you and Dave took an IQ test together, the combined score would be like 56.

05:01He's like dumb, dumber, and dumbest.

05:03Yeah, that works too.

05:05bad stupid boys stay hot whatever we're still employed baby oh here's our third triplet

05:13he's in the group that's a big three right there of uh people that would test positive for autism

05:19i think it'd be me you and dave took an iq test together the combined score would be like

05:2556 like dumb dumber and dumbest yeah that works too yeah but also let's make sure it's dumb dumb

05:32and dumbest you like that as long as we're still avoiding you know yeah i mean easy for you to say

05:40not really but okay like i know i'm dumb but like i do dumb on purpose because like i know it makes

05:49for good content he just does dumb because he's dumb which ends up being good content so maybe

05:54we are one in the same but he's like yo i got this genius idea for viva tv i'm gonna have a camera

06:00come up that's what he came up with what am i supposed to do with that like i don't want to

06:05break his heart and be like yo that was kind of dumb because it was but we're both dumb and when

06:11you put dumb and dumb together you get genius maybe we should start a show together are you

06:18i think you could leave that in there myself and some of the beach cast members

06:23had a impromptu family dinner they were not acting like family though we really got to see a different

06:30side to some of those people last night for better or worse i honestly think like katik is the biggest

06:39yeah but you're saying like star like i'm genuinely worried he's gonna get arrested you gotta understand

06:44you got the big bull in the china shop hey watch out excuse me

07:03how's your night last night good dude the beach house crew rocks man it's gonna be a blast i took

07:10my pants off for some reason okay you wanted to know what happened last night yeah i saw some

07:17really out of context text in that group chat me and tommy are like looking at each other and like

07:22katik is just he's unhinged but to the point where like i don't know if it's gonna be a problem

07:28feasting on that bone like that was scary like it wasn't he was doing it with no one watching his pants

07:35were down why was that i honestly think he just took them off that's what i was afraid of i was

07:41very surprised by how well ella and anika got along i think they like that you don't like that well i

07:48don't like it for like the show for like for my personal life that's great like them two big friends

07:53is good for me jackie was an angel right nothing to report there lucky jackie's gonna have a good

08:01summer what does that mean i could just tell she's gonna have a good summer i don't know you know

08:06you just like go out with someone you're like they're a good vibe and i'm gonna ask the question

08:10again jackie was an angel nothing crazy last night oh yes yes what angel okay okay yes yes i see what

08:16you're saying anything else from dante you guys were on his side of the table most oh how about he irish

08:21goodbye that was up yeah i have multiple bones to pay with him once they started talking about sex

08:28the whole place blew up dante screaming at the top of his lungs that blowjobs don't count as a body

08:34crazy going crazy like there was no flow at that table until they started talking about

08:42which is why i am very like nervous and excited for them this summer like here's it like i feel like me

08:47and tommy you guys are probably we're like mature professional after after last night and i thought this

08:54before definitely like the most normal yeah and jackie um give me like let's act like we're on the

09:00act like let me hear let me hear your facts i'm gonna i'm gonna basically say that katex pr took quite

09:06the turn last night okay good i'm gonna say he made that video saying that he's just gonna chill

09:13vibe and drink had us thinking he was gonna be like his and uncle buck no it's more like a don veto yes

09:19yes and then that will eventually slide into his wardrobe purposeful wardrobe malfunction yes and

09:28then um i think that'll be it for now also almost positive they'll bring him on what was the pants

09:35off i honestly don't remember pulling my pants down okay but i just another thing i do when i'm drunk is

09:42i just take off all my clothes okay i got bars like i mean which way does this go oh my god

09:54holy man oh i'll be sweating so much

10:02hey can you help me get this uh the heel on there we go

10:06yeah okay yeah i'm already sweating so bad bro it's broken what no no you're good no you're good

10:22okay we're gonna do that one more time holy shit dude i'm freaking out of here

10:30dude i gotta get my arms out of here

10:31dude i gotta get my arms out of here oh oh holy shit

10:40ooh okay okay

10:45come on motherfucker

10:50where's that hat oh

10:52oh

11:10good yeah

11:20Dude, I can't get in that thing again.

11:26That was brutal.

11:27That thing's a fucking sauna in there.

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12:28You want a bite of this potato hash?

12:35Yeah.

12:35But I got bird's eggs going on over there.

12:37Yeah, whatever you got, I want it.

12:38Yeah, the spider cookout starts now.

12:40It is kind of like a bullshit grill, so I'm not super confident, but yeah, throw two down.

12:46Throw two down to start.

12:48Two down to start.

12:49Is it like an air fryer?

12:50Yes, an air fryer and a grill.

12:52Throw some cheese on there.

12:53The plastic.

12:54I don't want one, but you are playing string cheese on it?

12:59Yeah, I mean, I asked you to get the cheese.

13:02If everybody wants to go to the destination, nobody wants to take the journey.

13:06Well, man, if you could get the cheese, that'd be super helpful.

13:08We had real cheese this whole time?

13:10Yeah, go help.

13:11He's going to come back empty-handed.

13:12Grab the mustard, too.

13:14Oh, yeah, that's coming together nice.

13:17I think we should flip this.

13:18Yep, flip.

13:19Give those a flip.

13:20Oh, gosh, gosh, gosh.

13:22That's wrong.

13:22All right.

13:23That's fine, right?

13:24You can put it right there if this isn't ventilating at all.

13:26At least you and I are doing it directly by the smoke alarm.

13:30Great course.

13:32Where is that microphone?

13:34It's a fan.

13:35What happened to the fan?

13:36I'll tip you, too, if you guarantee me a burger.

13:38Yeah, I mean, again, if I don't burn the place down, I'm happy to continue.

13:41There's no smoke.

13:42Where's the fan?

13:43Where's my fan?

13:43I thought I had a fan coming.

13:45Yeah, let's see.

13:46Unplug.

13:47Yeah, unplug, unplug.

13:48I'm done.

13:48It's directly below the fire alarm.

13:51Yeah, I was trying to go to the industrial kitchen that was built specifically for the

13:53business.

13:53Listen, before I looked like an asshole, they were filming it.

13:56TJ, let me get your cheese.

13:57Stop opening it.

13:58Stop opening it.

13:59Caitlin, you hungry, Caitlin?

14:02Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

14:04Oh, look at that.

14:06Oh, look at that.

14:07Look at that.

14:09Oh, there's fun.

14:09The haters are furious, this one.

14:12Let's go.

14:14Oh my God, that actually looks good.

14:15You cooked it perfect.

14:16Oh my God, it's perfectly medium rare.

14:19Perfect.

14:20Let's go.

14:21Honestly, delightful.

14:23Roasted oil.

14:23Uh, he said we killed a myth.

14:25His is a little, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

14:29It's good.

14:30It's just, it's a little dry.

14:32No, it's great.

14:33We'll go last week.

14:33For what you're working with, great job.

14:37You got the next one.

14:38You want to grab the rest of it?

14:39I just want a hot dog.

14:41Okay.

14:41I just want a singular hot dog.

14:48Sure.

14:48Overall, 6.1 out of 10.

14:59I mean, I can't have 6.1 come out of my kitchen.

15:02All things considered, dude.

15:04It's not a grilled dog.

15:05It's not a grilled dog.

15:07I think he needs a second or third opinion.

15:11Oh, fuck.

15:12I turned it off.

15:13Yeah, oh, it's getting smoky and shit.

15:15Fuck.

15:16If I stop lofting it for like 10 seconds, the room just smells smoky.

15:29I'm sorry.

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