00:13248-539-9797.
00:16By the way, thanks to Leon, Twitter handle at DetroitSoul52,
00:21who posted YouTube of the greatest wide receiver debut in NFL history,
00:27the Charles Rodgers-Anquan Bolden game that we referred to.
00:32Dude, I remember.
00:33It was just like, Rodgers had a good game.
00:36Really good game.
00:37I think he had two touchdowns.
00:38But Bolden was just like, whoa.
00:41And Bolden, if I'm not mistaken, was a second-round pick.
00:44He was.
00:45And Rodgers was taking one pick before Andre Johnson.
00:48All right, 248-539-9797.
00:51David, a little fun food deal we're going to do here?
01:01Guys, baseball is starting all across the country.
01:07And when you go to the ballpark, you want to eat some food.
01:10So I have some new choices for you.
01:13Let's start in Colorado.
01:16The Rockies.
01:17They have something called the Glizilla.
01:21Glizilla?
01:22Glizilla.
01:23Glizilla.
01:24It is a two-foot, one-pound hot dog.
01:28Just stop right there.
01:29And you can get it with whatever toppings you want.
01:34You can do the traditional or you can do mac and cheese on it.
01:38And it is designed for sharing.
01:41I have no problem with the size.
01:47A two-foot, one-pound hot dog.
01:49But the mac and cheese on it, I love it.
01:52You can get it however you want.
01:53Oh, okay.
01:54There are some people.
01:55I like mac and cheese.
01:57I just don't see it on a hot dog.
02:00Stoney, I'm not seeing a two-foot, one-pound hot dog at a game.
02:05Because every time I think you always have to want the weather.
02:09And it's hot out.
02:10And you're sitting there consuming that hot.
02:14No, no, no.
02:16I'll leave that for Kenny.
02:17A family of four or, in Kenny's case, a family of one?
02:21No, that's gluttonous.
02:23That's too much.
02:24Even for me, a guy who enjoys ballpark food, that's too much for me.
02:28It says you can pair it with beer and ice cream.
02:33Pizza donuts is something they also have at Coors Field.
02:37Pizza donuts, God, that's, well, whatever.
02:40Well, which leads me to the next choice here.
02:43It is the Schwarberbaum sundae.
02:46You can get it in Citizens Bank Park.
02:49Yes, the Schwarberbaum.
02:50Yes, it is soft-serve ice cream topped with a funnel cake fried strawberry
02:56uncrustable sandwich, strawberry sauce, and fruity cereal pieces.
03:02I'm not a big strawberry guy, so I would probably pass.
03:06Yeah, me too.
03:06But I've had a Schwarberbaum hoagie at a place near my sister's house.
03:14They name things periodically for different athletes and other famous people.
03:20So, yeah, sounds good.
03:21You get it in your souvenir baseball.
03:24Yeah, I get it, yeah.
03:25To me.
03:26Yeah, I'm not a big strawberry fan, so I would pass on that one.
03:30Yeah, the only strawberry thing I ever liked was strawberry Nestle's quick.
03:34No, it was good.
03:35Really good.
03:37I thought you were going to say Daryl Strawberry.
03:39Daryl Strawberry.
03:40Or his son, DJ, played from Maryland.
03:43Let's move over to Houston.
03:46And I guess it's called Dakin Park now.
03:48Had no idea they changed the name.
03:50But brisket donuts.
03:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:56See, I want to know, who are the people who walk up to the whiteboard and say, I have an
03:59idea.
04:00So what if we combine?
04:02Do they put brisket on the donut?
04:04Or how is it constructed?
04:06No, because I thought the same thing.
04:07Kenny thought the same thing.
04:09What they do here is they've just shaped the brisket in a donut-like shape.
04:15So it is an Astro's brisket donut combines fried brisket, barbecue sauce, and mac and cheese.
04:21So there's no donut to the sweets element of it.
04:23It's just the shape of the brisket.
04:25So it's just lying to the people.
04:26It's just basically a brisket circle.
04:28Pretty much.
04:29With barbecue sauce, cheese.
04:31But brisket circle doesn't...
04:33Yeah, a brisket circle.
04:36I would try that.
04:38Absolutely.
04:38I like brisket.
04:39Right, because I was thinking, yeah, is it a brisket with two donuts?
04:44Is it the bread?
04:45Right, right.
04:46As long as the brisket is not made by my mother, it's got to be good.
04:50My mother made the worst brisket for one of the holidays one year.
04:54I don't remember.
04:54It was Rosh Hashanah or whatever.
04:55It was just awful.
04:58Brisket is very hard to make.
05:00One mistake, and you just got Chuck Rose.
05:05Well, if she, you know, doesn't want the brisket, she wants to travel to Miami, she can try this.
05:12It's called the machete.
05:13The machete?
05:14The Miami Marlins have this at Lone Depot Park.
05:17It is a two-foot folded tortilla.
05:20It's filled with carne asada, melted cheese, and sauces, and it comes in its own box that says machete on
05:27it.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:28You could probably put it in your hole.
05:30Put it in your belt or whatever and wave the machete.
05:33Once again, just way too much.
05:38Sounds good.
05:39Yeah.
05:40You know what?
05:41Let me get a piece of this, and you guys can have the rest.
05:44Yeah, these are all things that I would take a bite of, but after that, it's going to be a
05:48little too much for me.
05:49Too cumbersome.
05:50Yeah.
05:51Especially for a baseball game.
05:53Yes.
05:54Well, maybe you could try this.
05:56A nice spin on chicken and waffles.
05:59It's called the chicken and churros.
06:01You can get this at Wrigley Field.
06:03Sweet and savory twist on the chicken and waffles.
06:07It says that swaps and churros instead.
06:09It looks delicious, guys.
06:11I'm looking at it.
06:13I guarantee you the line's really long for that.
06:16It sounds good if you have time to sit down before.
06:19It's not something you want to eat once the game starts.
06:21It sounds like it's something you want to eat beforehand.
06:23I didn't realize the churro until you go out to the Southwest, and then it's like, wow.
06:29This is something.
06:31It's like in New Orleans when the New Orleans beignets are like, okay, these hit different
06:37than any other place.
06:38But I don't mind a churro, but are these things that you want to eat at a ball game?
06:42Right.
06:43Well, you know what?
06:43It seems like an odd decision.
06:45David, I got one for you for the Arizona Diamondbacks to take me out to the ball game
06:50shake.
06:51Okay.
06:52A salted caramel-based shake, whipped cream, peanut butter cookies, Kit-Kat bars,
06:58and Cracker Jacks.
07:00I would try it, definitely.
07:03It looks good.
07:04I normally don't do this type of thing.
07:07This is one that I probably, you're not going to finish it.
07:10No, but I have another choice for you.
07:12Same stadium, same team.
07:15You like to eat healthy, right?
07:17People like to try healthy things, right?
07:19Not really.
07:20No, not really.
07:22They have the healthy people like baseball too, parfait.
07:25It is cottage cheese with carrot sticks, celery, salted almonds, and crunchy pretzels.
07:33Awful.
07:35Go see the ballet or the opera.
07:37In Arizona where it's hot.
07:39Correct.
07:40Cottage cheese.
07:41Yeah.
07:42That will go over well.
07:44At a ballpark?
07:46It will turn before you get to your seats.
07:49Unbelievable.
07:50Those are your new ballpark foods in Major League Baseball this year, 97-1.
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