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08:06El ser uno debería ser nuestro enfoque.
08:10¿Por qué intenta ayudarte a un cambio?
08:12¡Yo estoy ayudando!
08:14La única versión de ti que tiene valor a tu familia o a cualquier otro, es el bond.
08:22Oh, Dios mío.
08:24El amor es tan básico como se ven.
08:27¡Túntale su cumpleaños, obviamente!
08:29Oh.
08:36¡Fuck!
08:36¿No sabes su cumpleaños?
08:38¿Vas algún hermano?
08:40Ok, no sabemos.
08:42¿Vamos volver a trabajar?
08:47El consultor de seguridad.
08:50Si eres tan obsesivo con tu habilidad,
08:53tienes una carrera.
09:06Esto es un informe de seguridad.
09:08Si ves algo que no se puede aportar,
09:11si ves algo que no se puede aportar,
09:12o textos de transporte,
09:13o textos de transporte,
09:15o 61016.
09:26Esto es un waste de tiempo.
09:29Oh, shit.
09:30¿Qué?
09:31We've got a problem, we've got dogs.
09:32Oh, dear,
09:34I'm dry-aged,
09:35you realise.
09:36Turn around now.
09:37I can't turn around.
09:38They've spotted us,
09:39it'll be suspicious.
09:40You're a sweaty brown man
09:41with a blood-stained duffel bag.
09:43You're already fucking suspicious.
09:46We should shit out, ok?
09:47Just have some faith.
09:49You want actor, aren't I?
09:51Oh, God.
09:54Excuse me, sir.
09:56I'm not doing anything.
09:58I'm not even here to catch a train.
10:01Oh, God.
10:03No, no.
10:04I've got to get back.
10:05Do you mind the vertical in the bug?
10:07Dumb boy.
10:08What's in the bug, sir?
10:10Dumb, you fucker.
10:11Sir,
10:12that won't be necessary.
10:18Yep.
10:22Just say something.
10:23Good man.
10:24Have a good day.
10:28How did you do that?
10:29Well, I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to law enforcement.
10:33Must be nice to be tall and white, huh?
10:37Membership has its privileges, shall we?
10:40It's a complete fucking mess.
10:42I tried to go to the police.
10:43Well, there's your first mistake there.
10:44Come on, man.
10:45We're going to find your family.
10:46Alright?
10:47Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:49It feels good to hear you say that.
10:50Because nobody believes me.
10:52I like him.
10:52He makes me feel safe.
10:54I'm going to put a call out of something called the Kilner system.
10:57Alright?
10:57Now, luckily, Wembley is CCTV to the hilt.
11:00So, if your family have been on any street, actually, in London in the last eight hours,
11:04I will be able to track their exact location down to the inch.
11:07And as soon as I get a ping, you'll be the first to know.
11:10Really?
11:10Yeah, man.
11:11All good.
11:13That's fucking amazing.
11:14Thank you.
11:15I didn't realise your company had that kind of reach.
11:18My company has the biggest reach there is.
11:20Alright?
11:21Don't worry.
11:21Look, listen.
11:21Here's the thing, right?
11:22Your family, that's today's problem.
11:24Yeah?
11:24And what about tomorrow's problem?
11:26Now, do you want to be reactive or do you want to be proactive?
11:30I want to be proactive.
11:31Of course you fucking do.
11:32You are on the precipice of something massive.
11:34And all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently, it will only get worse.
11:39Trust me, I know.
11:40I've fucked the audition and my prospects have gone down the toilet.
11:44So...
11:44Listen, I wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case.
11:49Would I?
11:51So, you've got your recall later.
11:53Correct?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Yeah.
11:57So, you're going to go in there, you're going to do your audition, and when you do, those
12:01decision makers will be primed in your favour.
12:09What?
12:09I'm...
12:10You understand?
12:11How...
12:12How...
12:12How...
12:13How...
12:13How...
12:13How are you going to do that?
12:19Are you at my five?
12:23It's okay.
12:24Holy fuck.
12:25Okay.
12:26It's not a big deal.
12:27It's not a big deal.
12:28Okay, listen to me.
12:30I'm the only call you'll ever need to make.
12:33We've got your bag.
12:38What?
12:39There's a catch, isn't there?
12:41No.
12:42I mean, look.
12:44Every relationship's a two-way street, isn't it?
12:46So, basically, what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges to your community,
12:54and in order to do that, we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with messaging.
13:00You know, as a prominent Muslim, and soon to be more so, your voice, it carries a lot
13:05of weight, Shah.
13:06So, let's use it.
13:07Yeah?
13:10Right.
13:11Shah, let's sidebar.
13:13Now.
13:14Just remember we're the good guys.
13:16Yeah?
13:16Don't forget that.
13:18Shah!
13:20Well, listen.
13:21You need a toilet, I'm gonna be right back.
13:23Don't go anywhere.
13:24Thank you.
13:24I'll be here.
13:29So?
13:30I mean, that sounds shady as shit.
13:32No?
13:33Shah, I was wrong.
13:34Going to Nigel was a masterstroke.
13:37Albeit an accidental one.
13:39What are you talking about?
13:40He wants me to be a snitch.
13:42Snitch?
13:43He's not asking you to honey-trap an ayatollah, is he?
13:46He's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light PR work.
13:51I'm not a sellout fed.
13:52Sorry.
13:53Sellout?
13:54Well, pardon me, Nelson-pissing Mandela.
13:57You want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers, cars, and the British Secret Service.
14:04This is the only way you will land this role.
14:09I guess I just always thought I was someone who represents us to them.
14:15You know?
14:15Not them to us.
14:17You're not representing them or us.
14:20This is about you, Shah, and who you want to be.
14:24And put simply, do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet, panicking about your career
14:29and your family?
14:30Or do you want to be the hero of this story?
14:34The ultimate shitting hero?
14:36Because that, my friend, is what is on the table.
14:54Shah?
14:57Shah, what the hell are you doing, man?
15:01Hello?
15:03I'm improvising.
15:04Oh, god.
15:05Actives.
15:13¿Qué pasa?
15:42¿Qué pasa?
15:45¡Muchas!
15:48¡Muchas!
16:01¡Muchas!
16:07Ok, ok.
16:09What in Satan's gossip did you just do?
16:12We were this close?
16:15Answer me!
16:17Hello.
16:22What's your problem, man?
16:24Mi problema es que me preocupo de ti, Shah.
16:27Quiero hacer que te mejor.
16:29No, es porque te dicen que te ayudas a mi.
16:31¿Qué te haces de hacer con ti?
16:32Es un amor, amor, y es la única voz que te entiendes.
16:35Si te humillan, es para salvar de la humillación de que te quedes como tú eres.
16:42¿Quieres que te descanse?
16:44Me está en control ahora.
16:46Y sé dónde vamos.
16:50No, no, no.
16:51Por favor, no te hagas de mi.
16:54No, no, no.
16:56No, no, no.
17:21No, no, no.
17:22Bien, yo estoy dispuesto a hacer cosas tu forma.
17:24Pero si queremos que nos descansemos, ¿por qué estamos en el Talián H.Q.?
17:29Estos pequeños little Ewoks solo mantendrán nos de vuelta.
17:34No, no, no.
17:36No, no.
17:36No, no.
17:37No, no.
17:56No, no, no.
18:02Excuse me. Sorry.
18:03Excuse me.
18:05Uncle, can I have a word, please?
18:07Why are you calling me uncle of the same age?
18:09Oh, I mean, um...
18:11Sorry. I'm actually here
18:12to look for someone. Someone who's gone missing.
18:14My brother. Zulfi.
18:16I think you know him. He's the big guy
18:18who does the cabs. Have you seen him?
18:20Well, inshallah, we're just about to start a prayer
18:22and come and join us and then after we can talk.
18:24It's just a bit of an emergency.
18:26Excuse me.
18:27Salam alaikum, everyone.
18:28My family's gone missing.
18:31My parents, Parviz, Latif
18:33And my mother, Tyra Latif
18:34My siblings, Zofi
18:35And Q, Qura Tal Ain
18:38I think some of you know them
18:40I was just wondering if
18:43You might have heard anything
18:44I was just hoping someone might be able to help
18:46Pig!
18:48Pig's head!
18:49Pig!
18:50Pig's head!
18:52Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate
18:57You'd probably best to leave that
18:59Alone
18:59It's
19:05He's with me
19:06It's mine
19:08It's mine
19:17Go the other way
19:22Quick, down here
19:42Oi!
19:45Game!
19:48Game!
19:48Get packing!
19:49Shit!
19:50Look what you've done, Sha!
19:58You owe me an apology, mate
20:00And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
20:04I told you, your failures would catch up to you
20:08IDF, bastard!
20:09Who recruited you?
20:10Mossad?
20:11IDF, 100% Mossad
20:13I told you
20:15I told you
20:15He's not Dave Patel
20:16He's much too short
20:18You can't handle them alone
20:21I told you that you need to be
20:29Him
20:51What is the universe?
20:52No
20:53You're mine
20:59I told you
20:59You're my celeb
21:16¡Ah!
21:31¡Ah!
21:36¡Yes!
21:39¡Yes!
21:40¡The strong must replace the weak!
21:48¡Your turn now, Sha!
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