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00:07It's crazy when you go from the city to here it goes from being like city city city to like
00:12nothing yeah everyone here is just so sweet have you bumped into anyone here they go oh shit like
00:19Hillary Clinton when I was looking up for places up here I was like running around with Martha
00:23Stewart a little bit like you were running around how do you fucking well she like hooked me up with
00:28Martha Stewart went house shopping with you I went to her house and she we like she like told me
00:32about
00:32the area and like showed me her fucking cool ass compound she got it it's sick dude yeah it's
00:38Martha fucking Stewart she's so cool she taught my mom how to make a little fucking thing for the
00:42table and I thought it was cool she's so sick let alone her just being like now Peter yeah I'm
00:46gonna make you one of the best lunches you've ever had that's crazy and she went to prison yeah no
00:51and she didn't rap what kind of crier is she uh only when she's hungry or just took a giant
01:04shit that
01:04makes sense that they cry when they shit because they can't go like wow yeah it's like the first
01:11sign of maturity where you look at a shit and you don't cry you just go pooh yeah you ever
01:15shit
01:15yourself uh as an adult it's kind of funny I shit my I shit myself at Bobby Kelly's when I
01:21was dog
01:21sitting for him why I did it as a bit special but it was 100 true I was I had
01:27strep throat and I was
01:28on antibiotics and they were like you cannot drink when you're on antibiotics and I was like yes I can
01:34yes I can and I was at the cellar drinking Budweiser and eating wings the worst thing
01:42a cocktail for diarrhea without being sick you would get diarrhea a cocktail I was I was brewing
01:47my own cocktail of poop and then I went to his house and in the cab I was like it's
01:53happening
01:55and then we'd get Bobby's old apartment you would have to put a key to get into like a digital
02:01code
02:01to get into the building right and then the key and then he had a spiral staircase oh walking up
02:06a
02:06spiral staircase would shit in your butt that's what got me the dogs were downstairs the second
02:12I put a foot down poop in my pants felt it ran all the way down the stairs and kicked
02:19the door you
02:19know the thing that keeps dogs yeah I kicked that shit clean off just like king and then these two
02:25dogs and I remember running and pulling my pants down and sitting on the toilet like dumb and dumber did
02:30it get did it just stay in there and not go in the underwear it was like a racquetball amount
02:35oh the best is when you shart but it's still in your hole oh yeah when you hold on to
02:40it yeah
02:41that's like puking and going and you hold it in yeah when you shit you go I don't think it's
02:47a
02:47problem for any piece of clothing yeah this was a big problem did you tell Bobby I'm using a room
02:52like
02:52dude what the fuck I took it I took them off what's funny is I took off my underwear right
02:59the dogs are
03:00like jumping all over me being like welcome to the club you did it but I went outside and I
03:05threw it
03:06in a bag and then I walked them and I put their poop in here so if anyone saw it
03:12they'd be like
03:12two tiny dogs and a big one took a shit but it was the most embarrassing the most embarrassing part
03:18that no one talks about is cleaning your cheeks yeah when you have to wash your butt cheeks yeah
03:24because it's not there's no relief no it's just disappointment yeah and then you just go like
03:30and then yeah because you know that's the only thing you you want your top rule is a human
03:37don't get your shit everywhere right because you're going to get other people sick and it smells and
03:42it smells and everyone will know that you shit and then you're dirty and gross yeah so anytime you
03:46shit your pants you're like I've failed the number one rule you have never beaten you and madden
03:50I've beaten you man no I've never beaten oh yeah yeah yeah I was about to get so angry I'm
03:55oh
03:55about to catch a rage moment out of me I'm not even I'm not even saying I'm one of the
04:02best four
04:02three's you've ever got wet it's like 35-7 like every game destroyed I had a positive record on
04:10Shane Gillis but there was one game where he made me quit and he's such a good bully that he
04:15would zero
04:16in on that moment and now I can't beat him now I got the hips you're gonna quit no yeah
04:21dude I finally
04:22we were playing college football he was streamed it for EA he kicked his shit out of me oh is
04:27that
04:27the live stream yeah first game was close second game because I changed the past dynamics that's my
04:32fault it's also not madden I love college football oh you do that's my shit I have a tough time
04:36with
04:36it I love it but then later that we did a show at helium and then that night we're at
04:41his apartment
04:42playing and I finally beat him and he was like he kept going you're beating a drunk guy does that
04:48make you feel good that's how good of a bully he is but yeah I've never never never lost you
05:00in
05:00Madden dude Shane says shit that's so it's it's he said something to me that really fucked me up like
05:06I still think about it this was like four years ago I started like receding a little bit and he
05:12he did a
05:13lot a bit and I was like well you know you know now everything's blowing up you're gonna you know
05:19okay just you know fix it up fix a little bit and he goes or I could just be funny
05:24yeah and you're
05:25like I was like oh I was like I need the hair yeah I don't give a fuck yeah good
05:31with that shit now
05:31no I need like I need the hair yeah he was like you could just be funny and then the
05:36hair doesn't
05:37matter yeah but then yeah but that's you got to learn how to fight through that you have to learn
05:41how
05:42to block his he kind of started his Shane Fu he started like it was already started brother I was
05:49back before I got my hair tits did you get oh yeah during COVID everyone's eyes were down if you
05:55didn't do it during COVID you're amazing what'd you get PRP I got the FUT I got the FUT baby
06:01what's
06:01that I got the back of my head cut off oh you got that sick line dude my scars nothing
06:06because I did a
06:07guy I got it's a I got down in New York baby you don't go to Turkey go stateside my
06:11buddy was like
06:12fucked up for like a week was it oh yeah it was fucked up for a week were your like
06:15eyes sinking
06:16and you're no what's funny is they were like the biggest thing is the scar you have to take care
06:22of
06:22the scar and I was like fuck yeah my doctor he's great Dr. Wesley in New York dude's got like
06:28fucking 10 month wait now I do a long bit about it because once I started telling people I was
06:33like
06:33oh yeah everyone's insecure so you can share your insecurities but the doctor was like that scar is
06:38the most important part you need to take care of your scar so you need to soak your head every
06:43day
06:44like three times an Epsom salt so the scar goes down he was like telling me about it so much
06:49that
06:49it was like when a doctor says it we're like I have to do this so I bought this inflatable
06:55head so like sink from Amazon that you blow that you literally like
07:02this is during COVID so I'm staying at Katie's in her condo in Jersey in Hoboken and there's like
07:07the guest bathroom and I'm like I lay it down on the floor of the guest bathroom I fill it
07:12up with
07:12hot water and Epsom salt I'm shirtless in my basketball shorts and my big ass head I put it
07:18back and it's like when a water breaches an above-ground pool it just went like
07:23oh so then I had to find a weird way to lay in a tub and soak my head in
07:31that thing and did you tell
07:32her straight up like I was just like I'm getting this I went to the doctor and he was like
07:36if I do
07:36one surgery you'll never go bald then I went home and I was like it's the right thing I'm gonna
07:41take
07:41that shot downfield yeah and then I was like if it doesn't work it's funnier it's just funnier if
07:48it doesn't work well yours looks good sometimes people get it in Turkey and they look like a
07:52fucking chia pet well you know why it's because they get the doll hairline yeah it looks weird
07:56turkey they're like just it's like an assembly line no it looks like spaghetti like it like
08:00fucking goes when you get the little tiny bumps at first Giannis Pappas in his Brooklyn
08:06Sixth Sense was the first person to call it out you're doing something to your head yeah he walked
08:11I swear to God he walks in he walks into the studio the bonfire he goes why is your hair
08:15different
08:16what'd you do to your hair and I was like I don't know you're fucking crazy what are you talking
08:20about
08:20he just walked in it was like that like ain't no bullshit because he has perfect hair because he
08:27has that Greek fucking yeah he's got that John Stamos shit yeah but he walked in and immediately
08:32it was like your hair is different like loudly shut up but it is it's like for men it's our
08:39fake tits
08:40so you get it done and you go like there are good jobs and there's bad jobs yeah dude I'm
08:45telling you
08:45right now the future is no one's going to be able to afford food but no one's going to be
08:49bald
08:50that's like the apocalypse we're heading for we all look great though great heads of hair are just
08:55starving motherfuckers and you're just like oh fuck I think we put all our resources in the wrong shit
09:01because it's crazy because guys I like lucked into it where I started going and then I just met that
09:07doctor and he was like this and I was like hell yeah that sounds cool right there's guys that like
09:11know the cocktail on what to use and they're like it's like neutrophil first what you're going to
09:16want to do is step into a little minoxidil and then you're going to want to get and you're like
09:20Jesus Christ yeah just shoot the thing into my head yeah I just didn't want to look like the
09:24dinosaur that rammed everything with the spikes around his head you have a great head of hair
09:28though it's pretty good I wear a size eight hat eight I can't go bald fitted hat okay I'm an
09:35eight
09:35I'm a seven and one-fourth yeah that's great is that normal that's just great that's you can find
09:40so many hats but I feel like your head got smaller no when you quit drink I got fatter no
09:45my body got
09:46wider do you remember that comedy central thing when you were still drinking it was the summer thing
09:50remember we all oh my god that was like the shot that guys please look that up bro South Beach
09:57Comedy Festival yeah I was glistening sweaty let me tell you also what happened I just I'd quit
10:04smoking cigarettes yeah for like three months so you get the quit smoking cigarette fat right and I was
10:10drinking no I was and I had long fucking hair because you know it's always like you you were you're
10:16a big
10:16brother to me and always like looked out it was what was the first time I was like I think
10:19I should
10:19call it dad I'm like 19. Dude Comedy Central was giving me space they were going like you all right
10:27they the first when I landed that that was a comedy festival in Miami and when I landed I was
10:34I checked
10:34into the hotel found a liquor store and was walking back and the Comedy Central people were in the lobby
10:40and I had two bags of ice a bottle of Bacardi a thing of cups and a jug of pineapple
10:46like Miami Comedy
10:47Central and I was like I'm about to be a problem at the pool and they were like okay like
10:52I remember
10:53them just being like you know when they can't tell you no but they're worried right you know okay
11:00they go oh okay and I was like I'm throwing on my trunks and I'm coming downstairs with a red
11:08cup and
11:09they were like oh the show's at eight tonight and I was like ah it was a fucking and then
11:16they took
11:16pictures and it was just like that's that's what made you quit drinking isn't it it was one of them
11:20yeah it was a couple conversations and a couple pictures where I went this might be time for me to
11:27hang up the hang up the boots no maybe what made me quit drugs was there's a photo of me
11:33leaving my
11:33mom's house and I coughed yeah I'm just like and crying and like have a cigarette and I'm like this
11:41and I was just like I can't I can't fucking do it anymore what is the fear of like go
11:46you go outside
11:47and you have legitimately dudes whose jobs it is to just you look hard in pictures yeah just so they
11:54could have articles on like the Daily Mail like I don't get it with this guy oh a trouble in
12:00paradise has Pete Davidson been taken over by a body snatcher dude there was an article that was so
12:06I was in rehab and like uh this is the last time I went where I was like you know
12:10what fucking not
12:11doing this for anybody else not doing it for a girl it's for me you know and that's the attitude
12:15that actually only works yeah and I was like I don't give a fuck if I work again like I
12:19just I
12:19need to know what this is like and I'm sitting there and I'm like getting myself together and I
12:23don't have a phone and then like I always look because I'm like I'm worried about what my mom's
12:29looking at sure more than like my own stuff I'm like I don't care I can't I couldn't imagine Trish
12:34having to thumb past me being like is Dan Soder dicking down one of the girls from Netflix my mom's
12:42just like no one gives shit about my son and now that I'm with Katie though it's just like a
12:46non-starter
12:46I can't imagine your mom your mom is the sweetest lady in the world just like ah knowing you're a
12:52sweet mom knowing Amy has to read all this shit that's like was he fucking her in a dumpster
12:57we found out and she's like oh Peter they report it like it's stocks they're like Pete's dick is in
13:06this
13:06today I'm just like what everyone's fucking everyone he's one of the k-pop demon hunters
13:12back blown out by Pete Davidson and we go I don't fuck dude I'm just trying to get my life
13:17together
13:17I have a life now dude there's an article that said Pete Davidson is a broke lonely junkie crackhead
13:25that lives with his mother damn that's honestly as a guy with a journalism degree horrible headlines
13:30it was dude that was like editing is dead and then the article was just like we can't confirm this
13:35but
13:35it looks like it and I'm just like was there ever a moment that you like with all that what's
13:42the
13:42moment where you just accept it where you just go like fuck it dude this is my life people are
13:46gonna talk about who I'm dicking down um it's not it was only that is this weird like it's feel
13:51like it's slowed down since I got like my shit together and I've had this yes it's not as spicy
13:56it's not I'm a dad now doesn't know what gives a shit it's like you're kind of out of the
14:01you're
14:01out of the pool which episode of bluey is Pete Davidson the most into is he a baby shark guy
14:08or is he a baby Einstein auteur six signs that Miss Rachel left her husband for Pete
14:17I mean it has got to be cool that you are like it's funny to watch with my different friends
14:22like they're in these positions that are crazy like McDaniel right now everyone's like is he
14:26gonna be the new OC the Eagles is he gonna be the new OC the fuck everybody's like new head
14:30coach
14:30it's it's really weird I had this moment where because it really did start affecting me when I
14:34was doing drugs it pissed me off more sure once I did the sobriety thing I was like this goes
14:39with
14:39it like I don't care anymore because I would be like filming stuff or hanging out with my friends
14:45or like you know on a date or whatever and I'd be like who is fuck who's this source like
14:50who's this
14:51and I would go through like a like fuck I would go through everybody on my phone and I'd be
14:56like
14:56it's you and then I would start telling like certain people lies and see if that comes out and
15:01damn you're like Leo and departed so my whole life just became like who the fuck is this fuck and
15:06then as soon as I was just like you know what I don't give a shit it's gonna happen I
15:10when I go
15:10on stage if they're booing I'll I'll think I'll look and see what the problem is sure but
15:15Che said that this really really good because Che when you're in SNL you get like weird flack
15:20like they pick up something weird and then like a week there's like a problem sure Che was like if
15:25I
15:25go to the deli uh my local whatever the place I go every day and everyone's still acting the same
15:32everything's fine yeah like when I first saw it with Che he was taking pictures with people
15:36and people just kept walking up well people some people don't even know who you are they're just
15:41like people taking pictures of this guy Che cracked me up because he said by like the fourth guy he
15:45looked at him he goes what do I do and the guy goes as he's posing for the picture he
15:50goes play for
15:51the Knicks and Che goes no it's one of my favorite Che stories the guy was just like so casually
15:57like
15:57oh I don't know I don't know you got me it's like the wings on a building like how just
16:02like there's
16:02a line of white girls taking pictures with the wings oh yeah yeah oh the big pink that's all yeah
16:07just like if it's like if the wings had a bad day and they're like I don't want to take
16:11a picture
16:12and they go I need this for my fucking feed and the wings are like fine I just lost my
16:18cousin
16:22yeah it's fucked up I mean it's um what's been interesting is to watch like a lot of tell me
16:28your favorite like where you're like oh he's going through it because you know because you knew me
16:32when I was like 60 you were like don't smoke I knew when you were 15 yeah I told you
16:36if you quit
16:36smoking cigarettes I'd walk you in to see Bill Burr at Caroline's and Giannis Giannis introduced you
16:41to Bill Burr yeah that was that night yeah that's how I met Verzi too yeah he was opening yeah
16:45and
16:46that show was it was Verzi DeRosa and Bill Burr awesome great show I was like I still don't
16:51think I've ever felt that high yeah because I was right on the edge of Caroline oh I miss Caroline
16:55I remember being like I asked you the question we met at a Soul Joel Soul Joel show in Staten
17:01Island
17:01shout out Soul Joel shout out yeah a lot of those gigs together hell yeah but the PT Cruiser
17:05yeah wrapped wrapped in a boat you do I remember before I met him I saw that and I was
17:10like
17:10and then you're like white guy white guy the whitest guy ever white guy stepping out of a car
17:16that says Soul Joel crazy crazy I thought I was going to be a black preacher with curls yeah like
17:22like a fedora like yeah Soul Joel baby yeah it's a white dude he's like hey how you doing what's
17:26going
17:27on so we I remember we met at that Soul Joel show and you were I was smoking a cigarette
17:33and you came
17:33out and you did like because I smoked when I was a teenager too you do the thing where you
17:37look at
17:38the adult and then you pull out the cigarette like looking for the adult's reaction I wanted you to
17:43think I was so cool I was like hey what's up by the way you did a guest spot where
17:48you talked about
17:49Spongebob and so I remember you coming off stage after doing a bit about Spongebob and putting in
17:54a cigarette and you go it's the life am I right you had that energy meanwhile I'm sneaking shots at
18:02the
18:02fucking Yankee bar next door because I don't want Soul Joel knowing I'm half in the bag to open for
18:06Yanis because I think the show went me you Yanis yeah it was like and but watching you smoke and
18:13I was
18:13like how old are you dude yeah I was like 16. I'm 15 about to be 16 right now when
18:18you say about to be
18:19yeah and I was like dude you can't be smoking I was like what the fuck are you doing because
18:24I at the
18:24time I was 26 27 and I was like you can't be smoking dude camels camel lights dude yeah I
18:29miss those
18:31uh I miss smoking I miss smoking more than I miss anything really yeah Katie and I have a rule
18:36that
18:36if we invade another country we can smoke again oh Katie quit as well oh Katie and I are on
18:43the edge
18:43do you have nicotine gum or any nicotine gum in the patch I did cold turkey oh but I I've
18:49hit I'm
18:50hitting 13 years soon oh you're in the clear no no really you quit weed for a bit right yeah
18:56alcohol
18:56and weed it was good it was good and then I was like why am I doing this I need
19:01it yeah okay right
19:03either it's this or an SSRI and I think weed probably but cigarettes are the thing that I'm like even
19:09more
19:09than booze that I like but I remember watching you smoke and then being like and I made you the
19:14deal I
19:15go all because you were talking about bill burr it was right when he was I think he was doing
19:20he
19:20just did let it go let it go yeah he's working on uh the next hour yeah and I was
19:26like do you want to
19:26go and you're like please yeah and then I remember meeting your mom and your sister because they're at
19:31the soul jewel show and then I remember your mom was like all right you're fucking 15. yeah dude new
19:37yorkers you don't understand if you don't grow up in new york you don't understand p new yorkers are adults
19:43by the time they're like 13. yeah I remember meeting brian koppelman's son sam who's 30 now
19:49I met him at a white stripes concert when he was 11. me and my girlfriend uh brian got his
19:54tickets
19:55and he was 11 and I was like hey buddy like talking to how I would talk to an 11
20:00year old
20:00and he's like what's up he's like yeah yeah and I was like do you take the train and he's
20:04like yeah
20:04every day to school what is this and I remember being like oh but I remember being to you being
20:10like
20:10so you're cool to meet me at caroline's yeah I'll meet you at caroline's and you were outside that
20:15door I'm so excited I got there at like three hours early yeah until you like walked around yeah which
20:20is horrible you're like by the port authority yeah like I just walked around no do you remember when
20:24you first started doing stand-up you're like I'm gonna get there an hour and a half now you're like
20:27I barely make my set on time yeah like last night at the cellar I was like dreading I was
20:31like the
20:32train was running late and I was like I'm fucked for I'm going on stage in five minutes right but
20:36yeah you
20:37met me outside awesome show that was like still at the point where like I had to sneak in for
20:44a
20:44louie or a burr show like because caroline's would be oversold so you'd have to like sneak in I remember
20:50we were like standing somewhere we had to keep moving for the waitresses I remember kids from your
20:55high school talking shit to you on twitter yeah and you being like yo fuck all you and like pop
21:01it
21:01off and you're like you were just on while and out like fuck all you and I remember being like
21:05ew buddy no you called me you and Che called me and you were like hey like don't do that
21:09yeah
21:09you're like fuck these guys yeah they're gonna do it more yeah yeah yeah I remember being that and
21:15being like if you do this it'll just make them do it more yeah and then you were like okay
21:19all right
21:19and I closed down my twitter yeah you know when like you're friends with someone and then maybe you
21:24get on a little bit and then you see them talking about you but like like they don't know you
21:30sure
21:31you and jay did this pete davidson song that made me oh I remember that everybody loves pete
21:38davidson dude because you were all like in that moment we were making fun of you opening for niff
21:44candy because we made fun of the fact that he had a candy store in his house in his house
21:48and he made
21:48me like go in to get him can dude and then he drove me in his rolls royce wraith that
21:54he just got
21:55and drove me to his house he was like I gotta go downstairs uh get some candy he loved candy
22:01because he didn't do drugs or anything yeah shout out I get it yeah so he's you know we're shopping
22:05in his candy store and I'm like and this is in their house in his house and I'm like you
22:09got a candy
22:09store in your house and he's like yeah so I could like know what it like feels like to like
22:13you know
22:14go shopping oh and I was like okay he's so like such a star yeah like like he's you know
22:21like he's like
22:22Tom Cruise level where you're like oh you're a real guy yeah because he's so like it's like if
22:28I saw Jason Statham I think I'd lose my fucking mind yeah especially if he was doing something
22:32that was outside of the realm of beating the shit out of people right just him like in real life
22:37yeah
22:38just him like feeling an avocado being like yeah I don't know if this is right yeah it feels right
22:43oh
22:44my favorite thing about him is all his movies are just like a exactly what they are it's like
22:49the beekeeper the working man the mechanic the HVAC unit installer but he's somehow your BTU's
22:56are down they're all I love all those movies but they're somehow he just got out of a thing and
23:01he's like don't make me go back there I just quit yeah I just left Baskin Robbins I don't believe
23:08in 31
23:10flavors they're like you would made all the flavors don't make me break your face I'm done making
23:15flavors peanut butter doesn't go with peach we gotta bring you back did you see the beekeeper
23:23yeah absolutely I must protect the hive listen I love Jason Statham he easily kicked the shit out of
23:28me he makes perfect airplane movies they're amazing if you are on an airplane and you put on a Jason
23:34Statham movie it's similar to drinking ginger ale if you drink ginger ale on a plane it's just better
23:40yeah it just feels better it's a take I've heard before that I completely agree with but you watch
23:45Jason Statham on and you go this is exactly what I needed I needed four minutes of setup 80 minutes
23:53of you beating the shit out of me dude he doesn't even talk to them it's great he'll just have
23:56like
23:56those like uh predator like lines where like Arnold will throw a knife through someone and be like
24:01stick around yeah he always does that he goes hold this please to that honey isn't always sweet yeah and
24:08you're like yeah I'm fucking elbowing the lady that's watching my set and not laughing yeah she's
24:13going that's fucking Jason Statham when he said I must protect the hive I almost came I was like yeah
24:19dude he and he and the pitch meetings for those are have got to be awesome oh he I'm a
24:25beekeeper
24:25all right I'll come back that way yeah he's got limited time they go we have five pitches for you
24:31look I gotta I gotta try on tag here watches substitute teacher Ben Dunn he's just shooting
24:36it down shooting it down no thank you never done that job the landscaper tough work run with that
24:43it's only stuff that he respects yeah it's very hard work underappreciated yeah I'm in beekeeper give
24:48me three weeks to get the stubble level perfect that guy always has the perfect level of stuff
24:53perfect amount of hair yeah it's awesome then you should start doing those well I have I always ask try
25:00to ask one one question at the end of every episode um is there one thing that you've learned
25:06yourself that's not from other people's advice uh like a life hack or some sort of skill that's helped
25:13you um just in everyday life two things that I've learned that have been the most important probably
25:19in the last five years are sleep with your phone in a different room oh wow you do that yeah
25:24I charge
25:24I have my phone in the bathroom and you know I don't I like if I'm gonna look at it
25:30in the morning
25:30fine but um when I wake up you have to go brush your teeth and wash your face yeah and
25:34you're on your
25:34phone and then but then that's hard to do while you're looking at your phone so like I'll save it
25:39for the morning dump which also keeps regularity a nice thing but I've noticed that like uh we've lost
25:45the value of my mom used to call it collecting your thoughts in the morning where you just lay in
25:51bed
25:51and you're like what do I gotta do today because I used to just go right to my phone and
25:55then you're
25:55just immediately infected with this like the world's fucking ending and you wake up and you're like
26:01and instead of going like you know my dog's like waiting for me to walk her so she's just like
26:06laying
26:06there and I'm just like this is fine right everything's all right right then you like ramp
26:11into it but then the second thing is I would say take your time that's what I've learned in my
26:1540s
26:15was like I was rushing to be someone else my whole 20s and 30s and finally in my 40s I
26:22was like
26:24hey I think I'm a pretty good dude and I'm just going to enjoy my life and my friends and
26:29like
26:29people come and people go but if you take your time and enjoy your time with those people
26:34I think it sets you up for like being less disappointing because you go I just took my time
26:39I enjoyed it let it process I think now with like the immediate you can get everything immediately
26:45and or reach anyone at any point yeah and you see that it's delivered and you're in a constant
26:50state of interruption right so if you just go like man I'm enjoying just this fucking hang right
26:57and then like seven years from now you're like I really enjoyed that hey that was fun yeah my new
27:03thing is uh it's okay for everyone to just not like me yeah and like but now what I would
27:09what
27:09I realized what I was doing which was really like rude to the people who did like me is I
27:13was like well
27:14you guys like me so it's like fine yeah and I'm like why doesn't this guy like yeah you're discounting
27:18people that have given time and effort to you yeah and instead of like you're searching for the
27:23the approval of people that don't matter not in a way that them themselves don't matter but in your
27:28life they don't matter like if this guy doesn't respond to my text guy who I've never hung out with
27:32once
27:32I'm worth nothing and I'm like why does that what is that and I went through a big thing where
27:37it was
27:37like I was so worried about people that I idolized growing up loving comedy that I needed their
27:44approval that I didn't realize that was stopping me from getting their approval yeah I wasn't being
27:48myself yeah I was being a thing of like hey hey and then finally when I stopped people were like
27:54that was really good and you're like oh thanks man and it's not the same reason I was looking for
27:58it
27:58right it's like a completely different reason which is just like it's okay to be self-serving
28:03don't try to be selfish but make sure that you're taken care of first before you can help other
28:08people right like you're going to notice you've got a kid now so it's like you got to take care
28:12of
28:12yourself so you can put your mask on first yeah then you got to put the mask on the baby
28:16yeah
28:17because you got to take yourself but it is it's like I think uh selfishness is is what's behind a
28:23lot
28:23of marketing and you just kind of got to ignore that and go like it's not selfish if you take
28:28care
28:28of yourself it's selfish if you don't don't and then and then expect other people to do that right
28:34it's fucked up well thank you yeah dude I heard I heard uh Conan and Howard Stern talk about this
28:40and
28:41it made me feel better that they can't watch any of their early stuff and you're like when you find
28:45out that it's everybody you go that makes me feel better I hear my uncle would be like yeah that's
28:49I didn't watch that shit yeah you're gonna try and do better stuff right also my uncle thinks like
28:54there's like a email thread for Hollywood where we all like decide what's being made that's yeah
29:00like my uncle called me he's like electric state he goes what is this what is that what are you
29:04guys
29:05doing over there call them up tell them you don't want to make it yeah do they think we're dumb
29:10yeah
29:10my uncle hey why they killed James Bond in the last one why did they go I don't know I
29:15got that spoiled
29:16for me while it was in theaters I was in the lobby of Sirius it was after COVID where you
29:21had to check
29:21in every day like you had to go to this thing and sign in to go do the show and
29:25I'm signing in this lady
29:26this like publicist is waiting in the lobby of Sirius and she goes I don't know why they killed James
29:33Bond in that last movie and I was like a microphone she said it so loud that I went are
29:38you I was like
29:38signing in on the iPad and I went are you fucking serious and she went what what I go you
29:44just
29:45announced that James Bond died in the movie and she went hey guys hey oh hey hey what would you
29:52like to make the pudding is it for lunch lunch oh oh you could I'll just take it yeah I
29:59can leave it
29:59outside oh yeah that works yeah you can just leave it right out there thank you so much that's awesome
30:03thanks for coming hell yeah thank you very much appreciate you thank you that was great is that what
30:09your life is like hey Pete home-cooked meal yeah this is unbelievable yeah
30:32Pete Davidson everybody loves Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson
30:43And I love Pete Davidson
30:50Yeah, this is going to be a smash
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