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00:06What a pretty bride you'll be on the day you marry me
00:21Cause it's plain to see, very plain to see
00:27What a pretty bride you'll be
00:34Though we're very young, I know
00:41We belong, long ways to go
00:46I can't wait to see, I can't wait to see
00:55I just want to say a few words to introduce this week celebrating your love
01:03And I'm so honored that you two chose to get married here at Summer House
01:09As my sisters and I did before you
01:11And I'm thrilled to pass the tradition down to my sweet and gentle son
01:19My baby boy
01:21You were born to be loved
01:25You have always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes
01:31Even when you were so tiny
01:34There were nights when the whole world was quiet
01:37And it was just you and me in the dark
01:41And you would wake me up with this soft cry
01:46As if you were calling me to you
01:48Not because you needed something from me
01:50But because you wanted to share something with me
01:54And I promised you then
01:55That I would always protect this you
01:58This sweet, pure you
02:04So I want to tell you both something
02:07In a marriage
02:10You must promise
02:12To regard the soul you see now
02:15As the most important holy thing
02:20Because time is an unstoppable force
02:26And it will do whatever it can to destroy you
02:30And ultimately
02:32It will win
02:35So you sacrifice
02:38You sacrifice superficial things
02:40Moods of the day
02:42Petty preferences
02:44In favor of the purest, deepest parts
02:52You accept and forgive each other's wrongdoings
02:56You don't let anything tear you apart
02:58No matter how gruesome
03:00That is what the love of your life is meant to do
03:03The love of your life
03:07So now a toast
03:10To my sweet baby Nicky
03:14And his fiancee Rachel
03:16Whom he's been hiding from us
03:18It is up to you now
03:20To protect the soul in front of you
03:23Marriage is a powerful merging of souls
03:28It's like being sewn together
03:30And in the wrong union
03:34It can feel like being chained to a shipwreck
03:38At the bottom of the ocean
03:40But in the right union
03:43It can feel like immortality
03:56Cheers to immortality
03:57Cheers to immortality
04:01Cheers
04:01Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:02Cheers
04:03Cheers mom
04:03Cheers
04:06What the fuck?
04:08And you don't know where this is from?
04:10No, it was just with the mail
04:15Never gotten hate mail before
04:20Maybe it's from Jess?
04:23No
04:23Didn't you say she tried to light your apartment on fire?
04:26No, she tried to light herself on fire in my apartment
04:29Rachel
04:29What?
04:30You have scary taste
04:33Okay, well maybe
04:35Maybe it's from one of your exes
04:37No
04:37Yeah, maybe like a specific ex
04:39Who happens to also be here
04:41I mean
04:41Come on, now?
04:42Yeah, maybe
04:42What if someone here is fucking with me?
04:44Your family doesn't even know me
04:45They know me, okay?
04:47And I talk about you with a certain fondness
04:49Almost as if I love you to death
04:50Yeah, but you're like a god to them
04:53I mean the way that your mother talks about you
04:54Perfect
04:55A perfect boy
04:57Why would you let her perfect boy marry some girl she's never met?
05:01No one is letting me marry you
05:03I want to marry you
05:04Nikki
05:04And you want to marry me
05:06Right?
05:07Isn't that all that matters?
05:09Okay
05:10I mean, if anything
05:13This note, let me see it
05:15It's about me not being good enough for you, okay?
05:19Don't marry him
05:19That's me
05:20It's very anti-me
05:22Who cares what some anonymous asshole thinks?
05:25Yeah, okay, fine
05:25But I mean, I care what your mother thinks
05:27I mean
05:28Do I adequately protect your soul?
05:31I don't know what that means
05:32It means like
05:33Do I love you for who you are?
05:35Do I take you further and further from who you are?
05:37Until one day you wake up and you're like
05:38I don't recognize myself
05:39I'm depressed
05:40I'm going to leave you
05:41Rachel, that's not going to happen to us
05:42We're not those people
05:44Holy shit, where's my dress?
05:47What? It's in there?
05:49It's not in there?
05:50No
05:53No
05:53I swear it was here this morning
05:56It was hanging right here next to your suit
05:59Um, okay
06:00Did we leave it at Hannah and Chad's?
06:03Because we took it out to show it to them
06:04Do you remember bringing it in last night?
06:06I think so
06:08Maybe I left it in the car
06:12Maybe someone took it
06:14They wouldn't do that, I swear
06:16No one is trying to sabotage our wedding
06:18Okay, well I'm like 99% certain we didn't leave the dress
06:21Well, I can check the car again
06:22I just, I don't think anyone would take it
06:25Okay then, where is it?
06:27I don't know, I don't know
06:29Hey, hey, same team, okay?
06:32Alright?
06:33Give me a hug
06:33Hi
06:34Okay?
06:36I'm gonna, I'll ask everyone if they've seen it, alright?
06:38I'm gonna search the property, okay?
06:40We're gonna find it
06:40It's here somewhere
06:41Alright?
06:42It's here
06:43We'll find it
06:45We're gonna get to the bottom of this, okay?
06:48And fuck this stupid thing, alright?
06:50They didn't even RSVP
06:55We'll find it
07:21We'll find it
07:24We'll find it
07:35It's right
07:36What?
07:50Holy shit
07:52I
07:54I think I got there a time before she said it in the name of her.
07:58I gave this one.
07:59I don't think Nicky should know so that he could put the hair?
08:03No. It would completely screw up our plan.
08:07We're doing this for Victoria. It's what she wants.
08:10Of course.
08:10She would be completely devastated if Nicky found our song.
08:14You'll keep an eye on everyone for me, especially the fiancée.
08:18I'll try. Just deal it with me, okay? I've got it.
08:40Hi Jude.
08:43What are you looking at?
08:48Blood.
08:51There's blood. Look.
08:54Blood. Blood.
08:56Blood.
08:58Blood.
08:58Blood.
09:00Oh, fuck.
09:01Is he yours?
09:03Yeah, it was just a nosebleed.
09:06Oh, fuck.
09:08Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that word.
09:10Sorry, man. It's gonna kill you.
09:12Dad!
09:13No, no, no. Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. Wait, wait a minute.
09:16I don't think that that's real.
09:19How would you know?
09:19I think that's just a story that Aunt Portia was saying to Scaris.
09:23You don't know anything about what's going on here.
09:25Uh...
09:26Dad!
09:26What?
09:27Jude, stop yelling.
09:28Why?
09:30We don't yell in this house. You know that.
09:38Want to tell me why you were yelling?
09:40Rachel summoned the sorry man with her blood. Now he's gonna kill her.
09:44No, sorry. I had nosebleed last night and I guess it got on the floor.
09:49I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't know how you know it was like that.
09:53I do not want to hear it.
09:57Morning, Dr. Penny.
10:00Wait.
10:02You two.
10:03Wait.
10:04Wait.
10:08Wait.
10:08Look at me.
10:10I don't ever want you to talk about that.
10:12Do you understand?
10:13Do you understand?
10:18What's gonna happen to her?
10:20She's gonna marry Uncle Nicky.
10:22And what?
10:23You don't need to worry about that, okay?
10:26Okay?
10:28Hey, hey, hey.
10:29Wait. Jude, where you going?
10:31We don't yell in this house.
10:32But you need to eat.
10:32Nellie, make me pancakes.
10:34What kind?
10:36Chocolate chip.
10:39Did Nicky tell you to call our dad Dr. Cunningham?
10:43No, it's just, I don't know, polite, I guess.
10:49You know I'm Dr. Cunningham, too.
10:55Right.
10:58Sorry, do you want me to call you that?
11:00Of course.
11:03Okay.
11:07What's funny?
11:08I can't tell if you're joking or not.
11:17Hey, aren't brides supposed to wear white?
11:23What do you mean there's no dress?
11:25Do you think it's possible that, like, maybe somebody grabbed it?
11:28How could you forget the wedding dress?
11:31Portia.
11:32It's all right, sweetheart.
11:34We'll figure something out.
11:36Oh, my God!
11:37You have to knock.
11:38We could have been naked.
11:39All of you?
11:40Ew, why are you picturing it?
11:42I'm not.
11:42Did you find it?
11:43I, um, I think we left it, right?
11:45You left the dress in Chicago?
11:47It's definitely not in Chicago.
11:48I mean, we had it.
11:49I really think we left it at Hannah and Chad's police.
11:50Who's Hannah and Chad?
11:51They're the friends we stayed with in Cleveland.
11:53You have friends in Cleveland?
11:55Did you call them and ask?
11:56Yeah, so they're both at work, but there's a spare key at their house, so I'm just going
11:59to drive back.
12:00No, no, that's insane.
12:02Oh, it's so romantic.
12:02Sorry.
12:03Isn't it, like, an eight-hour drive?
12:04We shouldn't drive all that way.
12:05Why do you know how far it is to Cleveland?
12:06I want to do it, okay?
12:08It's important.
12:09It's not, though.
12:10It's really fine.
12:11I mean, I can wear something else.
12:12For your wedding?
12:13You need a wedding dress for your wedding, Rachel.
12:15You can't wear that.
12:16It's funereal.
12:17Yeah, well, I have something else I can wear.
12:21I think it's romantic what he's doing, right?
12:24Okay.
12:25See ya.
12:26Are you sure?
12:28Yeah, of course.
12:30It's good.
12:31It'll give you a chance to get to know each other better.
12:33Okay.
12:47Why don't you try my dress?
12:49That's a great idea!
12:51Oh, my God, Mrs. Cunningham, that's so kind of you.
12:54I just...
12:59Wow.
13:01Why don't we just see if Nikki finds a dress and we can do the fitting tomorrow?
13:05But there's no time tomorrow.
13:06Tomorrow we've got a bunch of set-ups to do, and Friday's the rehearsal dinner, Saturday's
13:09the bachelorette party, Sunday's the big day, today is the dress fitting.
13:12I think it might fit you.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Okay, I'd love...
13:20Yeah, please.
13:37I think we should lose the train.
13:40And the sleeves.
13:41I'm cutting off the sleeves.
13:43I'm cutting off the sleeves.
13:43Uh, are you sure?
13:44It needs to come in if they're wasted.
13:48My mother had a waist like that.
13:50Well, I actually used to have a waist like that.
13:52Oh, Mom, stop.
13:53You look great.
13:54Do you know what ruins a waist like that?
13:56Don't you have it up?
13:57Or do you want it down?
13:58Down.
13:58No, up.
13:59Having children.
14:00Mom, would you rather have a tiny waist or me?
14:03Well, you, of course, sweetheart.
14:05But it would be nice to have both.
14:07Mom, you promised I could have Grandma Madeline's diamond bracelet?
14:10Oh, I...
14:11Don't be.
14:12You can have it after.
14:15Oh.
14:16Hmm.
14:16Never mind.
14:17It doesn't go.
14:20Well, that's just lovely.
14:23Now?
14:24Mm-hmm.
14:24I'm just noticing the necklace.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh, no.
14:29Wait, that's...
14:29Do you think Aunt Nora will be mad?
14:31Didn't she love the train?
14:32Well, it doesn't matter.
14:34It's not for her.
14:35You're right.
14:36It's for us.
14:39Mm.
14:40Now, this ring belonged to my great-grandmother, Eleanor.
14:46It's so pretty.
14:47Yes.
14:51You mean, instead of...
14:52It's a little big.
14:54But it will work if you don't talk with your hands so much.
15:01Yeah, but that's the ring that Nikki gave me.
15:04And it's stunning.
15:06It doesn't mean you have to wear it on your wedding day.
15:09Sorry, but doesn't it...
15:11It's common to honor the women in the family's lineage when you get married, Rachel.
15:15Okay.
15:16Sorry.
15:18Let's go.
15:22hmm
15:48Yeah, something isn't right.
15:54Sorry, I just, I really, I appreciate your enthusiasm, I just don't know if all this feels a bit like
16:01not really necessary, if it's just, like, gonna be us really for the wedding.
16:05Rachel, a hundred people are coming.
16:09A hundred people are coming?
16:11No, no, it's 90-something, right?
16:13Right, but it's family only, like you guys wanted.
16:15I thought family only meant, like, you guys and, like, maybe a couple grandparents.
16:21Well, you know how family is. Oh my god.
16:23I, oh, I completely forgot, you don't have a family.
16:26I thought she had a father.
16:28Well, I, we don't really talk.
16:30A hundred people are...
16:31Well, it's complicated, right?
16:32Because if you invite Aunt Valerie and you have to invite Aunt Valerie, then you have to invite all four
16:37of her siblings and their spouses and their kids, our cousins.
16:41So, it's just, it's not possible to keep it as small as you want it, but it's still a small
16:45wedding.
16:45Does Nikki know about this?
16:47I don't keep track of what Nikki knows. Nellie?
16:49Oh, I don't know.
16:49It's the lace.
16:51It's always been too busy with their veil.
16:54It's too busy.
16:56We just need to find the perfect necklace.
16:59Oh, um, actually I was gonna just wear the necklace that I had on because it has my mother's engagement
17:05ring on it.
17:06Everything is going to be perfect and you won't even notice.
17:09You don't have parents to give you away.
17:14Don't worry.
17:16Everything is going to be perfect.
17:29Let's open this!
17:30Oh no, I can do that.
17:31No, it's okay.
17:31I got it.
17:32Portia, please.
17:32I don't need any help.
17:34Don't aim it for us.
17:35I'm not aiming it.
17:35Oh my god, Portia!
17:57I'm so sorry.
18:00Why are you sorry?
18:01No, it's okay.
18:02It's okay.
18:03I've got it.
18:03Don't.
18:03You've got blood on the dress.
18:05Come on.
18:06Take a moment.
18:13I don't think I can do this.
18:14I can't do this.
18:15Yes, I know.
18:17My great-grandmother gave this to my grandmother on her wedding day.
18:26She thought the pearls were fake.
18:32Do you know the trick with pearls?
18:40You rub them against your teeth.
18:44And if they're smooth, they're fake.
18:49And if they're rough, like sandpaper, they're real.
19:00Of course, my grandmother, she had fake teeth, so she couldn't tell.
19:07Her mother was buried alive.
19:14What?
19:15Uh, why?
19:16It was an accident.
19:20Maybe this can be her something borrowed.
19:26It's meant to be from the mother, to ward off bad luck in a marriage.
19:32I'm pretty sure pearls are bad luck for a wedding.
19:35And what about fake pearls?
19:39You want me to rub this on my teeth?
20:04Yeah.
20:06Yeah, they're real.
20:23Must have been so, so difficult
20:26going through adolescence without a mother.
20:32A mother absorbs her children.
20:36And vice versa.
20:58You look just right.
21:00All right.
21:05Thank you. It's perfect.
21:26Look at me, honey.
21:40I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry.
21:45Look at me.
21:47What?
21:52Because of what this will do to you both?
21:57Mom! Mom!
22:00Coming, honey.
22:09Hey, babe. How's it going over there?
22:11Good. Good.
22:13Uh-oh.
22:17What?
22:18Uh, Nikki, did you know that there's 100 people coming to the wedding?
22:22What?
22:24Oh, my God. I told them family only.
22:26Yeah, well, according to your sister, that's, uh, 100 people and...
22:32I'm sorry.
22:33Something weird is going on.
22:34Um, they, they, they put me in your mother's dress.
22:36They cut it up. They, they tailored it.
22:37They gave me all these accessories like it was their plan all along.
22:40It's like they, it's like they really want to have a wedding,
22:42but they don't actually care who walks on the aisle into your arms
22:45as long as someone does.
22:46Like, there's this bride-shaped hole and they, and they just need a body to fill it.
22:50I don't know why.
22:51But they, they all keep bursting into tears and it's fucking freaking me out.
22:56They're whispering about shit and crying and they're hiding something from us.
23:00Hold on, hold on. What? Everyone's crying?
23:03Yes, there's so much crying.
23:05What do you mean?
23:05Your mother apologized to me and she said,
23:08sorry for what this will do to you.
23:09Like, what? Like, what, what is she talking about?
23:12Wait, she said that?
23:13Yes.
23:14I have no idea.
23:15Can you, can you, can you, can you just come back here, please?
23:18Yeah, sure. Wait, what about your dress?
23:20I don't care about the dress. I never cared about the dress.
23:22I mean, your mother's dress now.
23:23I never wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:24Nell and Portia and your mom wanted you to drive eight hours.
23:27Okay. Okay. Okay.
23:28Okay. Are you, are you, can you, are you turning around?
23:30I'll turn around right now. I'm so, I'm so sorry I left you there.
23:33Okay. I'll be back soon.
23:34Okay.
23:36Okay.
23:36I love you.
23:37All right. Love you too.
23:41Fuck.
23:50Fuck.
24:01Fuck.
24:11Fuck.
24:17Shawshank.
24:29No.
25:03I don't know.
25:46I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
26:27I don't know.
26:30I don't know.
27:01I don't know.
27:10I don't know.
27:36I don't know.
27:42I don't know.
28:28I don't know.
28:41I don't know.
28:46I don't know.
28:50I don't know.
29:00I don't know.
29:11I don't know.
29:21I don't know.
29:33I don't know.
29:59I don't know.
30:02I will.
30:12I don't know.
30:15I don't know.
30:17I don't know.
30:18I don't know.
30:21I don't know.
30:26I don't know.
30:28I don't know.
30:43I don't know.
30:43Nikki Cunningham, I guess you missed me.
30:46Please leave a message or text me.
31:42Oh!
31:44Hi.
31:47Hi.
31:49Find anything good?
31:51Sorry, um, I was just looking for my wedding dress.
31:58You're cold.
32:00Sorry?
32:07Colder.
32:22Warmer.
32:30Warmer.
32:36Warmer.
32:39Warmer.
32:52Colder.
32:58Warmer.
32:59Warmer.
33:01Scalding hot.
33:03Bingo.
33:05Looks like a wedding dress to me.
33:12It's not my dress, it's your mother's.
33:14Oh.
33:17Are you planning to stay in that for the next four days?
33:22No.
33:25I can't get out of it.
33:28You want help?
33:32Hold my banana.
33:33I'll help you.
33:39How's it going?
33:56You want to sit down?
33:56And I can do it.
33:57I can do this.
33:57Okay.
34:09Hi, this is Nikki Cunningham, I guess you missed me, please leave a message or text me.
34:28Hey, uh, look, I'm not trying to spiral, I'm trying to be like good and normal here, but Nikki, there
34:35really is something going on, my dress is here, somewhere, I found the garment bag under the bed and a
34:40fucking piece of my dress outside of Portia's room and someone stole my necklace and your brother's got a lethal
34:46injection in his room, so I don't know like what that's for, but if you're not back here soon, I'm
34:52running down the highway till you find me and we are driving all the way back to Chicago.
34:55Okay, call me back, bye.
35:17It's so tragic, so who cares?
35:44What's that sound?
35:46Oh she speaks.
35:48What sound?
35:49That sounds.
35:50It's been going all day.
35:51What sound, Rachel?
35:52It's the neighbors, they're using their snow plow.
35:55But it's been going all day.
35:57And they've been using their snow plow all day?
36:01Is there a problem?
36:02I didn't hear a sound.
36:03What the fuck?
36:05Nothing.
36:06Love.
36:07Where's Boris?
36:10Oh he's resting, he hasn't been feeling well all day.
36:13Aren't you going to eat anything?
36:16Not hungry?
36:19She doesn't speak, she doesn't eat.
36:25Don't worry dear.
36:38Sorry, Nikki's calling, I'm just gonna, sorry I'll just, I'll take this one second.
36:41I'll be right back.
36:46I'll be right back.
37:12All right.�
37:40
37:47Oh, my God.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:49Oh, my God.
39:04Oh, my God.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:29No, no, no, no.
39:31Go.
39:34What's going on?
39:35Go, go, go.
39:37Mickey, something totally fucked up is going on.
39:40They don't want me to marry you.
39:41They want to, like, sacrifice you to the fucking devil or something, and I think that
39:45your dad is like the sorry man serial killer
39:47and he is taking a grave out there.
39:49We just have to go right now, please.
39:50Hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
39:53Nikki? Slow down, slow down.
39:54You have to believe me. Okay, okay.
39:56Can we please just go? Okay, I'm with you, I'm with you, okay?
39:58I'm right here. I'm catching up, all right?
40:01I just need to find out how this happened, okay?
40:04I need to talk to them. No, no, no, no, no.
40:06Listen, I just need to figure out how this happened.
40:07You have to believe me. Can we please just go?
40:08Okay, look, look, look. I'm going to leave the keys in the car.
40:10If you want to drive away, just drive.
40:11No, Nikki, stop. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
40:15Fuck!
40:22Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:26Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:32Oh, God.
40:43What?
40:48My wife is dying.
40:51She has a very aggressive brain tumor.
40:56Once we got the diagnosis, we got radiation, craniotomy, and then it came back.
41:05So, then she decided she wanted to go on her own terms.
41:11We have been planning her death for a few months, and then Nicky called with the news of his engagement,
41:21and he was so excited about having a wedding here.
41:24And we thought how beautiful that we could have one last big family get-together, a celebration before Victoria leaves
41:40us.
41:40That's why the wedding needs to be big, Rachel. It's her last party.
41:45We were going to tell you, Nicky.
41:48Sweetheart.
41:50You were so excited about your wedding and about your future. It just wasn't the right time to tell you.
41:56You know, it's just something they do, protect baby Nicky from the hard stuff.
42:02Julian, Julian.
42:03That's another one.
42:04I did what I could, honey, but it is a death sentence, and sooner or later, it's going to turn
42:09me into someone I'm not,
42:10and I don't want that to happen.
42:13I want my children to see that.
42:21I'm sorry this got out of hand.
42:23No, I'm sorry. I'm...I feel...awful for fucking up your plan.
42:31No, no. I think you're exactly what this family needs.
42:35It'll keep us honest, right?
42:42Mom.
42:45Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
42:48Oh, my sweet love, I'm so sorry.
42:52I'm so sorry.
42:53Everything is going to be okay.
42:55Everything's going to be perfect.
43:01It's okay.
43:02Shh.
43:03Hey.
43:04Um, I...I grabbed that for you.
43:07I just didn't want it to get misplaced with everything.
43:15Um, there's just...there's just one thing I don't understand.
43:19I found my wedding dress on this, like, horrifying stick doll thing in the woods.
43:28Is that, like...I don't know, like, a part of this?
43:32Oh, shit.
43:35It forces that the sorry man kills brides and turns them inside out.
43:39I only did it to protect Rachel.
43:42I tricked him so he wouldn't hurt her.
43:44Tell Rachel you're sorry for ruining her dress and scaring her.
43:50Sorry, Rachel, for ruining her dress and scaring you.
43:55It's okay.
43:56Listen, buddy, the...the sorry man isn't real.
44:02It's...it's just...it's...it's a story I made up when I was a kid like you to scare
44:08Uncle Nicky and Aunt Portia.
44:10No, but you don't believe a tree, huh?
44:12Dad?
44:14No.
44:17No.
44:18I don't.
44:19I don't.
44:20Um...no one does.
44:22It's not grandma or grandpa.
44:26Not Nellie or Nicky or Portia or Rachel.
44:33Mm.
44:35It's not real.
44:37It's...it's just not real.
44:39It's...it's not real.
44:41Say it back to me.
44:44The sorry man isn't real.
44:48The sorry man isn't real.
44:51The sorry man isn't real.
44:55Rachel...
44:56The sorry man isn't real.
45:00The sorry man isn't real, the sorry man isn't real, the sorry man isn't real.
45:37Sorry, that isn't real.
45:47Sorry, yeah, sorry, yeah.
45:54Sorry, yes, I am.
46:03If I turned you blue, just know the thought was never true.
46:18And I won't ever forgive myself.
46:25I won't ever forgive myself.
46:57Just know I loved you from the start
47:04And I won't ever forgive myself
47:12Darling, I know that I'm sorry
47:22Yes, I am
47:29Sorry, won't you take me back?
47:35I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, baby
47:45I'm so sorry, baby
48:19I'm sorry, baby
48:24I'm so uncertainям
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