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00:13Previously on House of Villains, Ashley, Paul, and Johnny are overconfident and cocky.
00:19This is going to be a boring season if it's just like a three-person podium of power and
00:24control over there.
00:25I feel good.
00:26Do we put somebody bad on their team?
00:29Yeah, maybe.
00:30This is our battle royale challenge.
00:34Orange team made up of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
00:37My job is to sabotage.
00:42What?
00:43Bring the thing over here.
00:44Bring it to me.
00:46It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
00:48Now you need to stand up and throw.
00:51That is it!
00:53Orange has won!
00:56Shit.
00:57I'm trying to lose, and I'm still winning.
00:59You will find a trio of stuffed monkeys somewhere in the bounce house.
01:04She got it.
01:04Kate got it!
01:05I won, you fucking assholes.
01:07Yeah, we're fucked.
01:09Do you have an idea?
01:10Paul and Johnny, because you did it to me.
01:13And candidates for the empty three spot?
01:15Ashley, and Tyson, I can't trust him.
01:18You are a strong competitor.
01:21You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
01:24Okay.
01:25You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
01:28No.
01:30Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
01:35Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
01:39You really feel like you're getting sick?
01:41Oh, no.
01:42It's nothing.
01:42I've got some chills, but I am fine.
01:46Kate, who are you going to piss off first?
01:49I nominated Johnny.
01:51Ashley.
01:51Paul.
01:53Check out the big brains on Kate over there.
01:56Try to smile once in a while.
01:58It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit.
02:11Kate putting up Johnny, Paul, and Ashley was a real gangsta movie.
02:15Because she's throwing a grenade at the orange room.
02:17She's not just breaking them apart.
02:19She's blowing them the fuck up.
02:21We're going to do the Redemption Challenge.
02:22One of us is going to be safe, and then one of us is going to go home.
02:24Yeah.
02:25It doesn't make a difference.
02:26I'm depressed.
02:27Fuck.
02:28End of an era.
02:30That was genius on your part.
02:32Yeah, I know.
02:32Oof.
02:33That was so good.
02:34That was, like, so cool.
02:36Oh, thanks.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Ashley, Johnny, and Paul have been so rude to me.
02:42And the truth is, I had to hate people before my villain could come out.
02:47But she's here.
02:48And it's so fun.
02:50Am I in the pub?
02:55Oh, my God, my body.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:01I'm so sick that I'm not even distraught that I'm on the hit list.
03:05Because, honestly, nothing has got better throughout today.
03:08My body has chills.
03:10I'm freezing cold.
03:11But don't worry, because I'm also pouring sweat from every orifice.
03:15Oh, God, I feel like I've been vomit, seriously.
03:23Hey, Ashley, are you in there?
03:25Me?
03:26Yes.
03:26I just want to let you know that Kate agreed to let you spend the night in a super balance
03:30loose night.
03:30You want to lock me in there?
03:32No, I just want you to get some rest and feel better.
03:35We're going to have a doctor come and check in with you tomorrow.
03:39I'm temporarily...
03:42Moving out?
03:43Because Ashley's sick.
03:45Oh, my God, it's cold.
03:48But I think I might want to move back in if that's okay.
03:51You might what?
03:52Move back in?
03:53When she's done.
03:53No, I'm good, I'm good.
03:54I need the workout.
03:56Kate.
03:58We're going to do this.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Listen, Tyson, what you don't realize is you are this close to being on the hit list.
04:05It was Tom that actually saved you.
04:07But I don't think Tom should trust Tyson, because Tyson is not riding hard for Tom.
04:14Honey, I'm home.
04:15Hello?
04:17Lucy?
04:18Ethel?
04:19Man, I'm so lit right now.
04:22Are you?
04:22I only have four sips.
04:24This one's going to be even better.
04:25I'm getting the hang of it now.
04:27You are looking like you're in your zone, dude.
04:29Got to be ready at all times.
04:37Once again, I don't get to talk to my kids, because it's too late.
04:41No.
04:42It sucks.
04:44Oh, fuck, Ashley.
04:45These chargers are not here no more.
04:47Everything's so quick.
04:49Do you have a USB-C?
04:52Nice.
04:54I could not be kidding me.
04:58It usually works faster.
05:02Told you.
05:08On Survivor, I would pull a lot of pranks and be sneaky, but coming into this house, I had
05:12to be more careful, because people recognize I'm a threat.
05:15Although now that I'm not on the hit list, I can at least make everyone uncomfortable.
05:23God, I'm hilarious.
05:25Do you ever, like, sometimes just lay awake at night and think about how cool we are?
05:32Yeah, man.
05:34Yeah, man.
05:42It's so hot.
05:52I'm from Florida.
05:54I do not sleep without air conditioning.
05:56It is so hot, I am considering sleeping outside.
06:00That's where we're at.
06:08Well, what do we have here?
06:13Basically, the nuclear codes.
06:18There's a clear list signed by Ashley, and I'm pretty sure she's written down her allies
06:22on the left side.
06:23The Orange Room and Tyson, and her opponents on the right side.
06:28But Tom is in the middle, so clearly he's excluded from that side of the house, which
06:34means he should not trust Tyson.
06:36Dear diary, today I found your notebook, and I'm going to use it against you.
06:50Why am I keep touching this shit?
06:56Hey, birdies.
06:58Hey, little birdies.
07:00Tell me if you can see this snake on the wall.
07:03Whoa, that's cool.
07:05Yeah.
07:06It's giant.
07:07Oh, this is my friend, New York.
07:10She's the HBIC.
07:12What's the HBIC?
07:14That's what I keep asking myself.
07:28Give me a little spray.
07:29A little spritz.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh-huh.
07:32A little bit here.
07:32A little bit here.
07:33A little bit here.
07:34Done.
07:34Let's go.
07:46All right, cheese dicks.
07:47I'm going to need you all to meet me downstairs in 30 minutes.
07:51Yes, Johnny.
07:52Yes, that means you, Tom.
07:53Stop flat ironing your fucking hair for a second.
07:55Johnny!
07:56And New York.
07:57What?
07:57Grab your can of gasoline, because I think I know someone that you're going to want to
08:01light on fire and torch.
08:02That's right.
08:0330 minutes downstairs.
08:05Daddy's home.
08:06All right, Daddy.
08:07You didn't take a long time in the shower.
08:09You want a shower?
08:10No, no, no.
08:11Just, you're good, bro.
08:14Do you want to come down by yourself?
08:15Yeah, I'm going to be down.
08:16You know it'll take me about five or ten minutes.
08:18You know I'll be down.
08:18Okay, see you down there.
08:20Sometimes she just likes to warm up.
08:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:23Yeah, she's just, like, warming up.
08:29I love watching her process.
08:32It's so great.
08:34Has anyone seen where Ashley is?
08:37Not at all today.
08:38I haven't seen her in a while.
08:40Same.
08:41Since Hit List, actually.
08:42I mean, she's been hella sick.
08:46Oh, wow!
08:47Oh, wow!
08:48No, no, no.
08:49I'm not going for this.
08:50Wow!
08:51I feel like I'm home.
08:52What you mean?
08:53You ain't supposed to be here.
08:55I love what you've done with the place, New York.
08:56Thank you very much.
08:58At least somebody respects it.
09:00Ah, look at our girl.
09:01I know.
09:02Tanisha, I love it.
09:03I know.
09:03Johnny Bananas is still the same saber-toothed, hammer-headed bastard he was back in season
09:10one.
09:10You said New York is loud and stupid.
09:12I heard you say that.
09:13No, I didn't.
09:14Now you're making stuff up.
09:15What are you talking about?
09:16I heard you.
09:18Oh, .
09:20All right, I got it.
09:21Who wrote this note?
09:23It wasn't me, and I'm not going to be blamed for it.
09:26But I'm not going to lie.
09:28The glow-up, something's different about Bananas.
09:31I don't know what he did different.
09:32Maybe it was a little gray he had going on.
09:35It looked nice.
09:36Ladies and gentlemen, villains of all flavors.
09:40Well, we've got some business to attend to.
09:41What does that mean?
09:42As you can see, we're down a person.
09:44Ashley, she has been sick.
09:49She's been rushed to urgent care.
09:50I'm just going to recommend we just send you out to urgent care.
09:54Sound like a good idea?
09:55Yeah?
09:55Okay.
09:58Doctors have diagnosed her with an incredibly, incredibly scary and infectious disease.
10:05Johnorrhea?
10:06It affects the Middlebrook region.
10:10Johnorrhea?
10:10Sounds like somebody that was named Johnny might have gave it to her.
10:13Johnorrhea?
10:14I think so.
10:14I'd have to consult ChatGPT.
10:23But unfortunately, guys, she is sick.
10:25She has been removed from the game.
10:28No way.
10:30What?
10:31Mr. Bananas, are you dead ass?
10:32Seriously?
10:33She has been removed.
10:34Oh, my goodness.
10:36That's bad.
10:37Fuck.
10:38Couldn't it have been Tyson or Tom that just ceased to exist in the House of Villains?
10:42Why does it have to be somebody who is a genuine ally of mine?
10:45So, there that goes.
10:47Ashley, gone.
10:48This is fucking bananas.
10:49And I'm not talking Johnny.
10:51It's called the Curveball.
10:52Hello.
10:53But guys, the show must go on.
10:55Okay?
10:56I'm here, obviously, to host a redemption challenge.
10:58And as we know, a redemption challenge needs three villains.
11:03I don't know what's going on, but I'm freaking out.
11:06I'm freaking out.
11:07Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
11:12Wow.
11:13All right, Kate.
11:14Judgment time.
11:15Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
11:18Sometimes God is on my side when I'm facing assholes.
11:22I was extremely lucky to find that journal.
11:25I'm also extremely lucky that Ashley is leaving the game.
11:29Because now I get to nominate a fourth person and use her list to do it.
11:35In honor of Ashley, I'm going to let Ashley in her absence choose.
11:39How is she going to do that?
11:40Because I actually found a list that she made.
11:44She signed it.
11:45Her handwriting.
11:46Wow.
11:47Wow.
12:02On this side is New York Christine, Drita, Plain, Kate.
12:02All right, Kate.
12:03Judgment time.
12:04Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
12:06Actually, I'm going to let Ashley in her absence choose.
12:10How is she going to do that?
12:11I actually found a list that she made.
12:13She signed it.
12:14Her handwriting.
12:15Wow.
12:16Wow.
12:17On this side is New York, Christine, Drita, Plain, Kate.
12:21Right in the middle is Tom with a question mark.
12:25And on this side is Johnny, Paul, Ash, and Tyson.
12:30Now, since Ashley is gone, we're going to take the next name from the list.
12:35Tyson.
12:37Wow.
12:38Actually, Tom, you look at it.
12:39Just give it to him.
12:40You look at it, Tom.
12:41Okay.
12:41This is crazy.
12:43Seeing this note with my name in the middle has definitely put me on high alert.
12:49But the biggest thing I can do right now is protect Tyson in this redemption challenge.
12:55And then I can get to the bottom of this later.
12:58It's Ashley's.
12:59I'm feeling like I'm in the hot seat because last week, Ashley was writing down all the names of the
13:03villains in the house.
13:04Basically, just exposing our thoughts as far as alliances in the house.
13:08I have real concerns where Tom is really at with us.
13:12He has to stay with us because we have the numbers.
13:15Has to.
13:16I don't know, girl.
13:17It's all the girls on the same side.
13:19Is that real?
13:20Yeah.
13:20Can I see it?
13:22Oh, my God.
13:24All right.
13:24So the hit list is set.
13:26Johnny, Paul, and Tyson.
13:29Wow.
13:30Nice.
13:30I know where I stand now with Kate, maybe even the whole house, and it sucks.
13:36I didn't have any time to prepare or get my head straight for a redemption challenge.
13:40But I'm going to do everything I can to get my name off the hit list.
13:46Boys, tighten up your diaper pins because we're about to start your redemption challenge.
13:50The name of your redemption challenge is Minion Impossible.
13:57A true villain can get others to do their bidding for them.
14:02So, here's how it's going to work.
14:04Each round is going to consist of a dare, and each dare will be worth a certain amount of points
14:09based on how crazy the dare is.
14:12Now, the crazier the task, the higher the point value.
14:15Once I tell you what the dare is, it's your job to find a villain in the house, a.k
14:21.a. a minion, to do the dare on your behalf.
14:24If they complete the dare, you get the points.
14:27And, oh, yeah, if no one wants to do your bidding, we're going to allow you to do one of
14:31the dares yourself, so choose wisely.
14:34At the end, the villain with the most points wins and is off the hit list.
14:39You have necklaces here.
14:40Look at these beautiful bastards.
14:42Cute.
14:42When you find someone to do a dare for you, you give them your minion medallion, and that makes them
14:48your minion for that round.
14:50Paul, that's yours.
14:53Tyson.
14:53And Johnny.
14:55Thank you, sir.
14:56I don't really have many allies left who can help me, because my fate is not in my hands.
15:01It's in the hands of other villains.
15:02And, honestly, I don't know where those hands have been.
15:04All right.
15:05Round one is going to be called Waterware.
15:09For one point, you must convince someone to jump in the pool fully clothed.
15:17Shopping around.
15:19I'm not sitting here wet.
15:20Uh-uh.
15:21You have two minutes to find your minion.
15:23All right.
15:23All right.
15:24Come on, guys.
15:25Thanks, bro.
15:26Rita, I'm not even joking.
15:28I'll do everything in my power to repay you for all this shit.
15:30I promise you.
15:31You better.
15:32Johnny needs me.
15:33Not just because he's my friend in this house, but I also want to help him win this redemption challenge
15:39and defeat Tyson so we can vote his ass out.
15:43Survive this, Tyson.
15:44Will you say fuck it?
15:46Oh.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48Do this one.
15:49I don't want to do this.
15:49You got this.
15:50Why don't you want to do this one?
15:51I think it's going to get worse, and I'd rather do the worst things.
15:53In this challenge, the Hitlisters can only do one of the tasks for themselves.
15:57So, strategically, it's better to have the minions do some of the earlier tasks first because they're only going to
16:03get progressively weirder, harder, more difficult.
16:07If I get a hair tie, I will do it.
16:08Can we get a hair tie?
16:08Can we get a hair tie?
16:09Can we get Christine a hair tie?
16:10Hi.
16:10I have self-tanner on.
16:12I did my makeup today.
16:14And this hair can last me another week.
16:16So, me getting in the pool is a really big deal.
16:21But I'm thinking Paul is a serious competitor.
16:24And if Paul wins the redemption, he will be my bitch.
16:29No!
16:29Now, run!
16:30Bye!
16:39You got this.
16:40Come on, Christine!
16:41Cannonball!
16:42Cannonball!
16:43Ha-ha!
16:45Whoo!
16:47Yes!
16:49Christine, why are they rolling you out?
16:52Come on.
16:53You got it, Christine.
16:54You got it.
16:55It's so heavy.
16:56Round two for one point.
16:58wear whatever the F I say.
17:01What the hell is this?
17:03Woo!
17:04You want dry clothes?
17:05I'll do it.
17:06Cool.
17:07You get a little dry clothes for a second.
17:09Yeah.
17:11Hey, can you do it?
17:12Yeah, I will.
17:13OK.
17:15I don't want Tyson to win the redemption challenge,
17:18because if Tyson comes back into the house,
17:21he's going to want to retaliate.
17:22So I don't mind helping anyone, because frankly,
17:26I don't really care who wins.
17:27All I care is that it's not Tyson.
17:31Minions, come on up.
17:33OK.
17:34This is perfect.
17:35Do this one.
17:36This one?
17:37Yeah.
17:37Yes.
17:38All right, you got your outfits picked.
17:40Go change.
18:00I'm not going to lie.
18:02Tom looks so fucking cute in this maid outfit.
18:07I wouldn't mind watching Tom clean my room for me
18:10as I lay in bed.
18:11You look great.
18:12I feel great.
18:13You need to dry clothes.
18:15Yeah.
18:15All right.
18:16This round, you are going to be given two options
18:19to choose from.
18:20And then it's up to you to decide which one you want
18:23to convince people to do.
18:25Option one, kiss and tell.
18:27Pick a minion and make out with them for 30 seconds.
18:32What?
18:35I really want Tyson to win, but absolutely no way.
18:39I have a girlfriend like hell no.
18:42What's two?
18:43What's the second choice?
18:44Or my personal favorite, a banana eating contest.
18:49Yay!
18:51All minions who compete in this will have five minutes
18:55to eat as many bananas as they can.
18:58Now, in five minutes, the minion to eat the most bananas
19:02wins the points, wins that round.
19:05This means that not everyone is going to be guaranteed
19:08the two points if they do this challenge.
19:11You have two minutes to find your minion.
19:13Go!
19:17I'm thinking like, Christine, look.
19:18I know you got a boyfriend at home, but we're playing a game here.
19:21What's a kiss?
19:22Absolutely not!
19:24Johnny, I see what you're doing.
19:26The answer was no, is no, and will always be no.
19:30I'll stuff my face with bananas.
19:32I'd much rather do that.
19:35None of you love bananas, do you?
19:37What's the catch?
19:38I know.
19:40Oh, as many as I can.
19:41More than other people.
19:43Yeah, I mean, fucking, all right.
19:46I'll do it for you.
19:48Yeah, I can try it.
19:49Yeah, I'll fucking try it.
19:50Yeah.
19:52Yeah.
19:53I'm married.
19:53I love my wife.
19:54But I'm certain to get two points for the make out.
19:58That's guaranteed.
19:59The bananas, only one person comes out with points.
20:02So the safe bet for me right now is I need to do the make out
20:07and stay on par with points.
20:08Come on, guys.
20:09Would you make out or no?
20:11With who?
20:12With you?
20:12Yeah.
20:14For 30 seconds?
20:15Yeah.
20:15Is your wife going to be all right with that?
20:17Yeah.
20:18It's you, New York.
20:20Do it.
20:20You good?
20:21Yeah.
20:21Okay.
20:22I know that Tyson is married and I have a fiance.
20:26But at the same time, Tyson has kept me safe in this game.
20:30So it's time to pucker up.
20:33On the mouth for 30 seconds in three, two, one.
20:40Go.
20:41Lonely night.
20:45My mind is stuck on you again.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:51So I'm kissing New York, which means due to the transitive property,
20:56I'm making out with Flava Flav.
21:00Yeah, boy.
21:01In three, two, one.
21:04Eat your bananas.
21:06Come on, Christine.
21:06Yes, ladies.
21:07You got it.
21:08Let's go.
21:08Come on.
21:09Down the hatches.
21:09Nice.
21:10Nice, Christine.
21:12Christine's in the lead.
21:13Nice, Christine.
21:14Look for a little guy next time.
21:16Two and two.
21:17It's neck and neck.
21:19Woo!
21:20Woo!
21:21Woo!
21:22Woo!
21:23Oh, my gosh.
21:24Five, four, three, two, one.
21:30Yeah!
21:31Yeah!
21:33New York, you have great lips.
21:34I know.
21:35You do, too.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Keep going.
21:37Four, three, two, one.
21:41Yay!
21:43Thank you, Vita.
21:44Oh, my goodness.
21:45Johnny gets two points.
21:47And then, uh, we have Tyson.
21:50Two points, man.
21:51Nothing to, uh, Paul, you put up a goose egg that round.
21:55Sorry about that.
21:56Thank you for trying, Christine.
21:58Never in a million years did I think that the end of my, um,
22:01House of Villains gameplay would be because of somebody's banana-eating abilities.
22:06Or lack thereof.
22:07I'm gonna step it up.
22:09All right?
22:10Two options.
22:11Five points.
22:12The first one is gonna be called Ratatouille.
22:15Fuck.
22:16You have to find a minion to keep their bare feet in a box of rats.
22:21You by yourself.
22:22For one full minute.
22:23Real rats?
22:24Yes, real ones.
22:26Option two, eight-legged facial.
22:29Find a villain to lay down and have a tarantula
22:32crawl on their face for one minute.
22:35I love tarantulas.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Come on.
22:38I love tarantulas.
22:39Come on, guys.
22:39I love tarantulas.
22:40Find your minions.
22:41I'm just sitting here.
22:42I might as well just help Paul earn some of these points.
22:46I love spiders.
22:47I'll do the rest.
22:47Will you be okay with it?
22:48Yes.
22:48I think it's pretty clear that I don't like Johnny very much.
22:51But the only reason any of us are helping any of these guys out
22:55is because two of them are coming back in the house
22:57and we have to continue playing the game with them.
22:59I've got to keep up appearances.
23:02Kate, you're doing Ratatouille
23:03or are you doing the eight-legged facial?
23:05I'll be taking Ratatouille today.
23:07I'm already a black little spider.
23:09Ooh.
23:10You're gonna put a spider on your face?
23:11Why not?
23:11All right.
23:12Tom, what are we doing?
23:13Ratatouille or eight-legged facial?
23:15I'm gonna do Ratatouille.
23:16All right.
23:17Bring in the rats.
23:19Come on, guys.
23:20Ah!
23:20He's getting angry.
23:21You got it, Kate.
23:23Tom, I can't tell if that's the smell of your feet
23:24of the rats, man, but...
23:25Love you, Tom.
23:26It's just a little poo.
23:28It's just a little poo.
23:30Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:31You got it, New York.
23:32You got it, New York.
23:34Don't open your mouth, Leon.
23:36There he goes.
23:36It's okay.
23:37Those are just eyelashes.
23:38Those aren't your brethren.
23:41Oh!
23:41Oh!
23:42Oh, you're good, New York.
23:44He likes you.
23:44To get through this spider task, I am just literally checked out right now at a spa.
23:51I'm getting a manicure, a pedicure, a full body massage.
23:56I am in ecstasy.
23:59One minute!
24:00Oh!
24:02Oh!
24:03Wow.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:04Wow.
24:05Wow.
24:07Wow.
24:08Three, two, one.
24:11Ratatouille!
24:13Ratatouille!
24:13I don't wanna look!
24:15I don't wanna look!
24:16I don't wanna look!
24:16Oh, there's a turd mask in between my clothes.
24:19Look at that.
24:21Ew!
24:22I'm pretty sure that's how the plague started.
24:24Now it is time for the main event.
24:27Just a little reminder.
24:28Johnny, Tyson, Paul, you have not yet chosen to do a challenge for yourselves.
24:33This is the final round.
24:34If you complete this round, you will bank ten points.
24:38And it is called Super Worm Now.
24:41Oh!
24:42Find a minion to lie down in a box and have Super Worms poured all over them.
24:48And you have to stay there for one minute.
24:51Find your minion!
24:53All right.
24:53Found him.
24:54Wow!
24:55Stepping up to your last round, boys.
24:57I'm not in a good position.
24:59You know what?
24:59I'm just praying that somehow Johnny and Tyson can't complete this task,
25:04because that's really the only way that I can catch up.
25:08Like me.
25:08You sure?
25:09Yeah.
25:11Woo!
25:12Find your minion!
25:13Let's go!
25:14Yeah!
25:15Oh!
25:15You got it?
25:16I think I can do it, too.
25:17I know, but...
25:19What if that's the timer?
25:19What's up?
25:20So now we're at the last task.
25:22And even though I could do it at this point, Johnny and I are tied.
25:25And Tom and I are thinking that maybe the tiebreaker is whoever has a minion do the most tasks for
25:31them.
25:31Wow.
25:32I don't really know how the internet feels about Tom's commitment issues,
25:35but this man is clearly very committed to Tyson.
25:38If this was a house of minions, Tom would be the winner.
25:41That's so generous.
25:44Release the worms!
25:45Let's go!
25:47Woo!
25:49Oh, my God!
25:51Woo!
25:51Oh!
25:52Oh!
25:53Oh!
25:54Oh!
25:55Oh!
25:56It stinks!
25:58Mmm.
25:59Damn, they're biting me.
26:00I'm not gonna lie, Johnny.
26:01This is probably more sanitary than being on Love Island.
26:04There's thousands and thousands of worms.
26:08And these worms are biting me every second, just all over my body.
26:13I'm sorry, Tyson, but...
26:14I don't think I can do this.
26:16They're biting my fucking neck.
26:18They're sucking on your chain!
26:20Damn, one is in my ass crack.
26:22One is in my ass crack literally.
26:24It's actually agonizing.
26:26Woo!
26:27Shit!
26:28I'm trembling.
26:29Like, I'm shaking for real.
26:31Come on, Johnny.
26:32I can do this.
26:33I'm just counting the seconds.
26:34Just trying to get through it.
26:35Holy shit!
26:37Five!
26:37Ah, fuck you, goddammit!
26:38Four!
26:38Three!
26:39Two!
26:41One!
26:42Time!
26:43Where'd it go, Paul?
26:44How do I get out?
26:45Hold on, hold on.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:48Bro, it's in my crotch.
26:49It's in my ass.
26:49Yeah, get the one out your crotch.
26:51I saw it go inside your pants.
26:52Get this guy out of here, please.
26:53It's so gross.
26:55All right.
26:56At the end, we have a tie.
26:58Johnny and Tyson tied with 19.
27:01Paul, you're at 17.
27:02This news is very hard to break to you, but you can no longer win this challenge.
27:06It sucks.
27:07It sucks because this could be it for me.
27:10I don't know how a winner is going to be actually decided between Tyson and Johnny,
27:13but I'm rooting for my boy Johnny to win so that we both have a chance to stay in the
27:16game this week.
27:17You think I was going to let the two of you walk away tied?
27:20Absolutely not.
27:21We're going to be doing a tiebreaker.
27:23I hope you're fucking hungry.
27:25What?
27:25In the...
27:27Holy...
27:27It's moving!
27:29Holy fuck.
27:30Holy shit.
27:31Oh my god!
27:32I quit the show.
27:50It's moving!
27:51It's moving!
27:52It's moving!
27:52I'd like to introduce all of you to these live hornworms.
27:55Holy fuck.
27:57Holy shit.
27:58Oh my god!
27:58Which leads us to the name of this tiebreaker, Horny For You.
28:05You're going to eat as many live hornworms as you can, one at a time, in one minute.
28:12Whoever eats the most wins and is off the hit list.
28:18All right, guys.
28:19Look how big they are.
28:23Three, two, one, eat!
28:26Yes!
28:28Warm it up!
28:29Oh my god!
28:31Yes!
28:32Yes!
28:32Yes!
28:33Go, go, go, go!
28:35I love gummy worms, so I'm looking at these worms like I'm eating candy.
28:38But gummy worms don't move.
28:41They don't have horns on them.
28:43So the gummy worm mind trick is not working right now.
28:46It's disgusting.
28:48They're squirting.
28:49Tip on chicken fingers!
28:50They're popping!
28:51Their skin is so tough.
28:53It's like gnawing on a tough piece of beef jerky.
28:56Johnny, you got them!
29:00How far will you go for a chance to win $200,000?
29:05I have limits.
29:16200k is on the line.
29:17I am not losing this challenge.
29:20This is fun.
29:21Oh my god!
29:23Oh!
29:24Ah!
29:24Three, two, one!
29:26Fuck!
29:31Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge, and you are off the hit list!
29:36Ah!
29:36Ah!
29:36Ah!
29:37Ah!
29:37Ah!
29:37Ah!
29:37Ah!
29:39Ah!
29:40Ah!
29:46Ah!
29:47You guys are crazy, bruh.
29:49It really sucks because Paul and I have been working together from the beginning, and we
29:53are both still on the hit list so one of us is going to have to go home.
29:56Paul and Johnny, you're still fucked!
29:59Woo-hoooo!
30:00I am not going to lie, it is going to be nice to have my own room once Paul is
30:03out of here.
30:04I love you Paul but I got a stay buddy.
30:06Wow, you guys are sick in the head.
30:10i feel traumatized me too oh my god i can't believe they ate that and tyson really i mean
30:19did you see him he's a massive fucking competitor tyson is a monster villain he was eating a worm
30:26with horns and scales like it was popcorn and now everyone knows who's making alliance with him
30:32so everyone's gonna be gunning for tyson i would love to know how he got tommy to be his bitch
30:40you mind if i shower bro go ahead bro i already showered i'm all fucked up man
30:45wait bro what's up bro real quick let me brush my teeth bro i got warm in my in my
30:49teeth go ahead
30:49g now i'm stuck on the fucking hit list with my only ally left in the game johnny this sucks
30:55because
30:55one of us is inevitably gonna go home and honestly i don't feel great about my odds because johnny had
31:00his designated minion drita and me i had to fight for the scraps i'm super nervous but i'm gonna try
31:06to work some magic here it's been fun my boy it's been real homie how you doing bro good bro
31:13is paul
31:13in here too yeah the girls are totally playing us i think they're way tighter than we give them credit
31:18for clearly i'm in a fucking shit situation yeah because obviously either me or paul's going home
31:23tom hasn't said to make the baby money i'm gonna convince him to keep you i appreciate it i kind
31:30of want to see paul go home more than johnny because i've seen so many things on twitter about
31:35what a mastermind paul is and just because i'm petty i would love for him to just go right now
31:41for me that's almost enough that was a good one good one big respect dude you too bro
31:50mr bananas you guys know this is my old room that was my old bed stop yeah really yeah we
31:55used to have a spaceman in the corner my agent said they don't do this on this show your agent
32:01lied
32:04you guys are awesome man for real bye you guys really did that like i'm so impressed by that
32:18new york does his tongue look swollen take a look at that it's just it looks normal it does it
32:22look
32:22more or less swollen than when uh it was in your mouth an hour it was never in my mouth
32:27this is a
32:27married man unbelievable see how bananas comes in here and causes trouble unreal
32:39hold on it's cold stop embarrassing me in front of my friends
32:51i'll see you later
33:00why don't we go with my runner okay there's a lot of things going on in my head right now
33:06i mean
33:06obviously i'm super relieved and excited that tyson is off the hit list but i need to revisit this
33:14notebook that kate found on this side is new york christine trita plane kate in the middle is tom
33:22with a question mark and on this side is johnny paul ash and tyson i feel like i trust tyson
33:30the most
33:31your butts i don't want to look stupid i just want to ask you something yes when you brought this
33:37to
33:37me yep your story i i mean i'm just saying from at face value it sounds a little weird weird
33:45you're
33:46sharing a notebook tom i'm not gonna lie neither am i you have been good to me and frankly i
33:54don't have
33:54the energy to craft some huge scheme but i'll tell you tyson was not including you in anything
34:03has he promised to take you to the end because yeah oh well he's making that deal with other people
34:09how about that after the hit list nomination i was just going up the stairs and he's like you and
34:16me to the end you and me to the end and i was like yeah yeah kate thank you we're
34:22gonna do this yeah
34:24and that wasn't the only time in fact i had to say and what about tom when he was down
34:29in the
34:30supervillain room us laying low as a duo is the best strategy why did you say as a duo when
34:37you have
34:37a duo with tom well because right now i can go either direction i don't see how that would have
34:45been a strategy to help you in any way no he was never including you ever
34:55ever i promised you my point is he's not loyal to you i promise you that and i'm not even
35:02asking
35:02you for anything in return that's how you should know that i'm i know being so real with you
35:07no i just didn't know like hey oh what's up guys how's it going dude
35:17well this is awkward vibes a little off and they're talking about me but i'm gonna make
35:24it a little more awkward by walking around in my towel i should ask him ask you about
35:31yeah just wanted to get like that i love that okay crazy i wanted to get your permission i love
35:36that so much tyson kate is telling me that like you've come to her a bunch of times and you
35:42mentioned
35:42like you and her to the end and like not me i told you tom when i said it's us
35:50and there's room for three
35:52there at the end okay it's yours my my bad tyson is lying to somebody i'm not sure if it's
35:58me or tom
35:59but either way he's a liar and i hope you guys have tons of fun
36:06bro i would never betray you you know that right i hope so like she told me very specifically that
36:12she had to tell you what about tom yeah i promised kate a final two deal and i know it's
36:17not great
36:18gameplay but it's hard when you're playing a game of strategy to be completely loyal to somebody
36:23you should have told me about that though you know i would fucking tell you but tom that shouldn't
36:29minimize what we built we poop in the same toilet share the same shower not at the same time snap
36:35out
36:36of it do you understand what that fucking feels like yeah but i'm telling you i didn't tell you
36:39anything just because i didn't want it like there's so much information going around that like some stuff
36:45is whatever tyson is trying to explain himself but all i'm hearing is that he is making moves behind
36:52my back without telling me and i have been fully transparent with tyson is she like someone who
36:59mishears stuff or is she flipping that on you to flip on you never i never said finally anything she
37:06was kind of rolling her eyes that you go too she was like going like that she's like yeah no
37:10it's fine
37:10you never said that yeah i must have misunderstood that yeah she's playing you you're my number one
37:16i don't have any other number ones in here like i'll cut anybody in this house before i cut you
37:20like
37:21anybody for any reason it doesn't matter look there's only one winner in house of villains so much as i
37:27love this romance this romance is gonna have to end eventually maybe that time is now
37:52i think i have a headache from the bananas i will never enjoy a banana again i know i you
37:59know
37:59that's my favorite thing to eat and i hate them now oh the smell i don't know if i'll ever
38:06get over that
38:08real quick i wanted to let you know yeah you're the only person i would vote for at the end
38:12like i'm that tight with you like i like you the most in here and i'm locked in like you
38:17can
38:17fuck me over in any way imaginable and i would still vote for you to win and i should have
38:22shared
38:22more information with you for sure but going forward i'll tell you everything like i've been telling
38:29me pretty much everything that was just like a tricky situation for me yeah i have to do whatever
38:37i can to make tom my friend who i love know that i am with him i can feel his
38:44mistrust his skepticism
38:46towards me and i kind of hate it well i'm voting however you can decide that you want okay
39:03i i don't i mean i don't know good night you're going back to bed yeah
39:12did you do good selling houses no you know you don't you're like i don't even know what happens
39:17here on selling sunset is the goal to sell the most houses you guys haven't seen the show have you
39:40the banishment is happening tonight and i'm still on the hit list which is as you would imagine a
39:46horrible place to be especially because i don't trust a word anybody in this house says so mama i am
39:52terrified what's up y'all can i have a sofa yes for you cute how are y'all feeling okay
39:59after the
40:00tarantula situations and bugs such a boss that tarantula but like when i tell you i tried my damn
40:06hardest and i saw that yesterday when you helped me with the spider hi can i steal some of your
40:11time
40:12i hope so you look beautiful oh thank you oh i get a helping hand today i wonder why all
40:19this time
40:20i've been in this house and johnny has never offered to help me get out of my seat oh sweetie
40:26this is a last ditch effort to get my vote but i played this game enough to know that it
40:32is so
40:33important to listen to people and to see if they can offer me anything in this game i know we've
40:39had our
40:40um tips and back and forth yeah there was a lot of that between us when i had the power
40:46put you down
40:47that's where i'm on the fence about what i'm gonna do but i don't trust paul
40:53you don't trust paul i don't trust him because paul is very back and forth and wishy-washy he showed
40:58me that when he had the purple hand he didn't abuse his power enough for me it's kind of like
41:03he
41:03just kind of backed into whatever you wanted somebody like that can with my game
41:09at the end of the day like when it counts the most so if i were to keep you safe
41:14what could you offer
41:14me yeah the thing is i don't really have any illusions or alliances i've been working with paul
41:20and ashley and they're both about to be gone so realistically i'm in the dark now if i stay here
41:25we can work i know what i'm gonna do tonight and whatever you end up doing won't blame me for
41:31it
41:31you won't have to you'd be thanking me for it i love that going to the banishment there's only five
41:37people that are voting christine in my mind she's kind of up in the air but i got drita new
41:41york i'm glad we
41:42talk and then there's tyson and there's tom i trust tyson more than i trust tom but tom is very
41:49close to tyson in this house so i'm hoping tom is willing to work with me if i think about
41:53it like
41:53that those numbers look good johnny after this talk i feel much better me too
42:00i know that things can go one way or another but like if you save me bro i owe you
42:06no i know i know
42:07that i owe you yeah i would be indebted yeah so i hope that means something it does
42:17shit is getting real every alarm bell is ringing on the inside so if i start freaking out act paranoid
42:25weird whatever it's because i'm not in a good position i know you're thinking end game to some
42:32degree maybe i mean yeah i have my limits man right and i did lose big brother so i just
42:39want
42:39to point that out too i'm trying to listen and i'm trying to give him something i don't have the
42:45people that look at me and go hey i'll do that for you but it's like when you're on the
42:49phone with
42:50somebody that you should be on the phone with but don't really care to be on the phone with i
42:54just
42:55don't or else you would see right and if you thought maybe ashley would have been that for me or
42:59johnny
42:59would have been that for me they're gone i know and you're just like yeah uh-huh okay sure that's
43:05all i gotta say though okay yeah cool i get it thank you bro
43:16villains time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony you have one hour
43:23paul anytime he scrambles he creates as much chaos as he can jeremy seems like if he tells you what
43:29he's
43:29gonna do he's like gonna be a straight shooter with us
43:38there you are what's up dude how you feeling good i'm just trying to gauge did you talk to tom
43:48he hasn't told me which one he's going necessarily all you need is three votes yeah just follow up like
43:55quick with him or yeah have some short words with him for sure definitely i want johnny back in the
44:00house over paul but i feel like tom doesn't fully trust johnny because johnny wanted to put tom up on
44:06the hit list so now i need to rely on johnny to convince tom to keep him in the game
44:11are you on the
44:12fence with us at all i'm not on the fence with us but i'll definitely talk to him yeah plums
44:17whenever
44:17you can absolutely look forward it's too late
44:25can i steal you for a second bro sure man real quick
44:31all right bro so obviously you know this conversation's about yeah all right so right now
44:38i know that when it comes to you and i i feel like ever since i even considered putting you
44:43on the hit list
44:45i didn't know if you were like pushed the wrong way because of that that conversation about putting
44:49you on the hit list was me being straightforward with you i'm worried about drawing a line in the
44:56sand in the house so tom i wanted to throw you down as a nomination knowing that i have your
45:01back
45:01and make sure 100 you will not go home i'm gonna level with you johnny yeah during the toxic tea
45:06challenge i literally got two people out to make sure that you became super villain i think it was you
45:15no then you wake up the next morning and then you decided to tell me at the the reward outing
45:22i'm going on the hit list and then on top of it you're like kind of being a prick about
45:27it and i have
45:28to just sit there and take it bro i didn't put you down do you not understand that point what
45:33if you
45:33would have busted your ass to make sure that i'm super villain you know who the last person is that's
45:37getting put on the hit list enough of that you do no no no no no no i'm saying don't
45:41dismiss my
45:42feelings i'm not dismissing them i've acknowledged that you've proven your point i got you bro but
45:46i'm telling you i literally did not put you down because i couldn't guarantee your safety even when
45:51you knew you couldn't guarantee my safety you were still thinking about putting me down oh my god
45:54because i have thoughts about things if this fight is for real
46:02then i think god or satan not sure which one might just be on my side here
46:11there's like a heated conversation going on inside between johnny and tom yeah i wanted to
46:17vote out paul and keep johnny but now tom and johnny are fighting and this isn't good for my game
46:24because i may have to say goodbye to johnny just to keep tom close to me i think he wasn't
46:29appreciative
46:29of the fact that johnny wanted to use him as like a as a decoy yeah it should have been
46:34a no-brainer
46:35i can't guarantee his safety i'm not putting him down bro i understand which is why i you don't
46:40understand you did not go through what i understand you don't you don't understand
46:43bro i understand what i went through okay so don't act like you understand bro like what the hell
46:48you're saying all this to me i'm hearing you and then you're and i'm understanding it i'm not butting
46:53anything i'm telling you my explanation as to why i did what i did i hear your explanation you can
46:58feel
46:58how you want to feel i i am i do feel how i feel yeah for a reason because of
47:02your actions you can
47:03say everything you want to say but your actions speak louder my actions of not throwing you down
47:09and you're crying about it i'm so sorry that i couldn't guarantee your comfort the whole time
47:13when i didn't throw you down because i didn't feel safe because you had to put you in a
47:17vulnerable position and i couldn't bring you back oh no they're like standing up and like
47:22any okay they're getting aggressive not i don't know it went from sitting to standing i don't know
47:28you made a smart move not putting me down because i would have exposed the alliance i would have
47:32exposed what you did to me like you said to me why was it said to me what go ahead
47:35i've made my
47:36decision so save your breath hey great tom thanks great conversation i'm just kidding
47:45you good yeah you fucking bitch men do not talk to each other like that
47:53unless they're ready to throw down and tom knows that he's safe in here which is why he's trying to
47:58act all big and bad so i hope you guys at home know that tom is just flexing for the
48:02fucking cameras
48:03because he would not fucking talk to me like that in the streets i have not been this pissed off
48:07in
48:07a very long time in real life oh let's see like bro you're a fucking weasel
48:22i had a little thing going on i didn't hear her but you're voting for johnny right well i got
48:28really
48:29confused vote for johnny i'll go i got my mind set up on keeping johnny but now i'm here from
48:38time
48:38johnny should actually go but the hbic does her own thing so i have some thinking to do do you
48:46have
48:46more suits like this you're going to be wearing around the house maybe okay i look forward to it
48:55if this house was smart for real everyone would keep johnny here you want to know why tom and jerry
49:03they would be on fire they'd be like how the fuck did this happen like we control what happens
49:11i need johnny here johnny is my friend i care about him and right now i need to really figure
49:17out how i can convince christine to keep johnny in the house here's why i have a hard time voting
49:24tonight the issue is johnny would have your back he wouldn't have both of our backs he would have both
49:31by us because johnny didn't do us 30 ever yeah and never voted against us oh no no what i'm
49:36saying
49:36is and i know that paul would have my back from yesterday but johnny always had you there's a big
49:44difference yeah it's a no-brainer he didn't put you up there when he had the chance and you can
49:49make
49:50me happy your roommate don't you want to make your roommate happy if paul stays they're gonna be all
49:57hunky dorian bond for me if i'm playing a game i don't want that yeah i'd rather have the beef
50:04than the bondage so we're voting for paul right
50:13we're stepping high stepping in heels
50:19i'm never gonna get used to it hello villains i'd like you to go through the secret book case that
50:26everyone knows is not a secret johnny shot himself in the foot because he decided to fight with tom but
50:32part of me thinks that's bad because if they have conflict maybe you want to keep him in the house
50:35that's an obvious rivalry so i'm going in here expecting the worst hoping for the best and at
50:40this point i'm really at these people's mercy
51:07is joel usually here yes yes he is okay great
51:32joel
52:04joel
52:11There's the man in question.
52:12Oh, hi, guys.
52:13Hi, John.
52:19Villains, tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
52:23It's the battle of two great sex symbols from House of Villains season three.
52:27Johnny, for most red-blooded Americans, and Paul, for people who hang out at too many
52:33renaissance fairs.
52:37This will be our second banishment of the week.
52:40Ashley was banished by local urgent care, as we know.
52:45So funny.
52:48Ashley, you're sick.
52:50You need to leave the house.
52:54Kate, you are the supervillain.
52:57Please, dramatically take your throne.
53:00Look at that.
53:04Man, you are a real showman.
53:06Yep.
53:07Johnny, Paul, you guys are up for banishment.
53:11Please, go stand in front of your chairs.
53:22Johnny, Paul, the rest of the villains are about to vote on which of you will be banished from
53:28the house.
53:29Johnny, do you have a final plea?
53:32I do.
53:33I've been nothing but honest with the people that I have been working with.
53:36And, Kate, did you guys all the favor of putting that on blast?
53:40And there's no secrets now.
53:42Ashley's gone.
53:43I'm up here with my roommate.
53:44We were clearly gaming.
53:45There's no secret.
53:47But before leaving this house, I do want to say, coming from a show where I spent a majority
53:53of my time arguing with bitches over shit about hurting their feelings, not making their
53:59feelings feel valid, that's all bullshit, Tom.
54:02And I thought that your way of handling that was childish, immature.
54:06You were throwing a fit.
54:08Today, it was ridiculous.
54:09I went to bat for you.
54:10Okay, dude.
54:11No, this is my time.
54:12This is my speech.
54:13I hope to God, for your sake, you've done enough politicking that I don't come back.
54:17Because I can assure all you guys, I have no enemies in this house besides Tom.
54:22Okay.
54:22Because the way you showed your true colors to me today was a complete display of your
54:28character.
54:29Right.
54:29Yeah, great.
54:30So, first of all, it's nice to know what you refer to women as on Love Island.
54:35Oh, yeah, good.
54:36As far as keeping...
54:36I was actually referring to you...
54:37No, it's my turn to talk.
54:38No, no, I was referring to you as a bitch, bro.
54:39Oh, that's...
54:40Yeah, that's what you said.
54:41Find me one girl in this world that I've ever called a bitch to her face.
54:43You gave me your word.
54:44You gave me your word.
54:45And guess what?
54:46When we made an alliance...
54:46Yeah, go ahead.
54:47...that one of five of us would win and not put each other on the hit list.
54:50You broke that word by wanting to put me on the...
54:51When did I put you on the hit list?
54:52Oh, I'm sorry.
54:53When did I put you on the hit list?
54:55I'm sorry.
54:55You put the gun in my mouth, pulled it back out, put it back in my mouth, pulled it back
54:58out.
54:59Oh, I guess you're not an asshole then.
55:00I mean, come on, dude.
55:01Okay.
55:01I'm telling you one thing.
55:02Way more people hate me than hate you out there.
55:05I'm not surprised.
55:06The way you acted and your cocky ass and the way you fucking, it behoove you to get over
55:12that real quick, Tom.
55:14You told me the night before I wasn't going on the hit list.
55:16Then you changed your mind.
55:17And this is why the conversations go like this, bro.
55:19Okay, bro.
55:20Okay, bro.
55:21Okay, cool.
55:22What you did was fucked up.
55:23Get a grip, Tom.
55:24Get a grip.
55:25You are right.
55:26You are right.
55:26Sorry.
55:27What the fuck is your problem?
55:28I'm going to have a grand mal seizure.
55:30All right.
55:30Wow.
55:32Guys, we weren't rolling on that.
55:35Do it again?
55:35Here goes.
55:37Paul, leader of our choir, you're up for banishment.
55:41Do you have a 25-minute final plea?
55:43I want to let you guys know that I've been in this position now more than anybody in this
55:47game.
55:48I have had to fight to stay in this game.
55:50I have had to expose my cards.
55:52I have had to show myself.
55:54And if you guys choose to keep me in this game, I don't really have even a basic ally to
55:59come back to because my two roommates will be gone.
56:02Aside from my roommates, during that redemption challenge, I had to ask and beg even the person
56:09who put me up here to help me.
56:11I didn't really have somebody.
56:13You don't even believe none of the words you just spat out here.
56:17Of course I do.
56:17You're just a liar.
56:18And you're wearing that priest robe.
56:20But sweetie, ain't nobody asking you for prayer or a communion cracker.
56:24When are you going to be real?
56:26I like to think I have been.
56:27I'm so sick of Paul because he's really trying to weigh on heartstrings.
56:31I rose to this spider occasion to help Paul out.
56:35So stop making all these excuses.
56:37I don't want to hear it because you can count on me.
56:40Right, Tiffany.
56:41But I don't know that in those moments.
56:43I'm not sure because you also were kissing Tyson.
56:46Keep putting your foot in your mouth, Rabbi.
56:48Keep going.
56:48You will not be the new Pope.
56:50He's already been elected, honey.
56:52Um, right.
56:54I've been up here.
56:55Never mind.
56:56Whatever.
56:57Choir has spoken.
56:59Guys, we are going to vote now.
57:03Tom, you're up first.
57:06Please go vote.
57:13Bye, bitch.
57:15I don't know if the straps are long enough to accommodate Johnny's muscles, but we are going to try.
57:21Do you have a seatbelt extender?
57:23Probably be there.
57:24Good Lord.
57:35This is a fantasy I've always had, Paul.
57:38Sounds like a fucked up fantasy.
57:40Yes.
57:44The votes are in.
57:45I shall now grab the banishment tablet.
57:53The third villain to be banished from the house, fourth, if you're including Ashley, with a vote of four to
58:01one, is...
58:06Johnny Middlebrooks.
58:10No fucking way.
58:11It is Johnny.
58:14Do you have any last words, Johnny?
58:17To be honest, I feel like less of a villain after leaving this house.
58:20It's been a pleasure, everybody.
58:22Have fun.
58:23Good luck.
58:24Watch your back.
58:26Good luck, bro.
58:27Love you, Judah.
58:28Thank you for the vote.
58:29Okay, Kate.
58:30I know this is hard for you, but do your thing.
58:34Sorry, Johnny.
58:35The house has spoken.
58:40Another banishment ceremony is in the books.
58:43The game only gets more competitive and intense from here.
58:46But as all of you have certainly said to a cosmetic surgeon at one point, chin up.
58:54Everyone, head back to the house.
58:57We'll see you tomorrow.
58:59Enjoy your dinner of worms.
59:02Bye, you guys.
59:02Bye.
59:03See ya.
59:03All right.
59:04Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
59:06You made it, man.
59:08You survived.
59:09Fuck.
59:10What?
59:11No way, bro.
59:13What?
59:17Next on House of Villains.
59:19Did you touch this letter?
59:21No, I did not.
59:22Are you lying to me?
59:24Why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter?
59:27Congratulations.
59:28You're on the hit list.
59:30You should do this.
59:31Who is ready to bust a nut?
59:33Me!
59:33I want this so bad.
59:35If she wins, I'm fucking jerked.
59:38You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
59:42It's a real big bummer.
59:43Tom Sandoval.
59:44Sorry you had to go through that.
59:45He's a worm with a mustache.
59:47I want this so bad.
59:47I'm going to underwind.
59:48I'm going to have the allora to bless you.ăŸă
59:50we've got the mars.
59:51You
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